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🎬🎭 Get ready for spooky laughs with Buster Keaton in The Spook Speaks (1940), a Columbia Pictures comedy short that blends haunted house chills with Keaton’s timeless slapstick humor. Even in the sound era, Keaton’s stone-faced brilliance shines through in this ghostly farce.

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✨ About the Film:
Buster takes a job as a caretaker in a house filled with strange happenings, eccentric inventions, and spooky surprises. What follows is a series of hilarious ghostly gags, comic mishaps, and inventive stunts that prove Keaton could adapt his silent-era magic to the world of sound comedies. The Spook Speaks remains one of his most entertaining Columbia shorts.

πŸ’‘ Perfect for fans of:
βœ”οΈ Haunted House Comedies πŸ‘»
βœ”οΈ Slapstick & Physical Humor πŸ˜‚
βœ”οΈ Buster Keaton’s Sound-Era Shorts 🎩
βœ”οΈ Vintage Hollywood Comedy 🌟

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Transcript
00:00The End
00:30You will do my bidding
00:37No
00:38Now you will do as I bid you
00:42Ready, ready, pull
00:44Hey!
01:04What are you doing here?
01:06We were the new caretaker sent from the employment agency, but we're leaving
01:10It's been nice meeting you
01:12Wait a minute
01:13What's the matter with you?
01:17Martyr!
01:18Look at that head in the box
01:19And that body on the floor
01:21Don't be silly, those are just tricks
01:23I'm Professor Mordini, the magician and spiritualist
01:27Oh
01:27Come here
01:29Here we have just an ordinary dummy
01:37We were just rehearsing an act, which I'm taking on tour
01:41You sure had us fooled
01:46How do you do that?
01:47That's what my last assistant would like to know
01:49He's been snooping around, trying to learn my new tricks
01:51And that's why you're hired as caretakers
01:53Well, he'll never get in here while we're on the job
01:56Good, now you take your things upstairs
01:58Second room on the left
02:00They were scared stiff
02:07There you are, I don't blame them
02:11You got this place so rigged up with tricks
02:13I'm afraid to move around here myself
02:15Say, we've got to get moving
02:16Call Orson and let's go
02:18Orson
02:19Hey, Orson
02:20Orson
02:26Well, Orson
02:29You're getting good on those skates
02:30We'll just leave them on you
02:32And let you get good and used to them
02:34Yes, sir
02:37Add up to it, boy Orson
02:39Come on, George
02:40Get this out
02:41Remember all I've been telling you
02:50And above all
02:52No matter what happens
02:53Don't leave this house unguarded for a moment
02:55While I'm gone
02:56Yes, ma'am
02:57Well, adios
02:58See you in six weeks
03:00I wish we were leaving instead of them
03:09This place gives me the creeps
03:11Oh, don't be silly
03:12What's that?
03:17It's a pendulum
03:46And it's cute, too
03:47Sure scared the life out of me
03:56What's on your music, old jug
04:01Sounds like there's more anything than just music
04:04Come on, let's have a drink
04:05It's good
04:19Just like good old-fashioned bootleg
04:20You're right
04:33It is bootleg
04:34I feel much better now
04:37Well, stop acting so spooky
04:39Or you'll give me the gym jams
04:40Now you go on upstairs and go to sleep
04:42And I'll stay down here and guard the place
04:44Here
04:44Look, anybody comes near you
04:46You sock them over the head
04:47Now go on upstairs like a good little soldier
04:49Little soldier
04:50Not have you staring at me all night
05:13Let's go
05:23Come on
05:23Come on
05:35Come on
05:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:06Buster, I killed a ghost, I killed a ghost.
06:13You're the ghost.
06:14I will be if you're not more careful.
06:17Oh, help me get out of this.
06:18Oh, I thought I heard you scream and I got so scared.
06:29What's that?
06:30Front door.
06:31In case of trouble, be ready.
06:36Okay.
06:46Oh, hello, little man. Is your father home?
06:50Oh, I beg your pardon. Are you all right?
06:54Oh, good evening.
06:56Oh, rice.
06:59Newlywed, I bet you.
07:00Well, I guess you're right. You see, we just got married this evening.
07:04Our car broke down a short distance from here. Could we call a garage?
07:07They're here overnight. Professor Mordini wouldn't mind, and we'll enter some things.
07:12Professor Mordini? The spiritualist? I'm the spiritualist, too.
07:18Something supernatural brought us to this house tonight. I can feel the spirits all about us.
07:25Me, too. That's what's the matter with me.
07:27Now, listen, sweetheart. Just for tonight, will you forget about spiritualism and go to sleep?
07:35Elsie, show them to the guest room while I go get my shoes.
07:38Okay, this way.
07:40You know, we're new here ourselves. Only been here a couple hours.
07:44It's awfully nice of you to let us stay here. You really have a very lovely place.
07:48So many lovely...
07:49That wasn't there a moment ago.
07:55The spirits.
07:57Great spirits of the sheet.
08:00If you are here, move.
08:04The spirits are moving.
08:07And so am I.
08:11Honey! Honey!
08:13Come here!
08:14You should see what happened just now.
08:36You should see what happened just now.
08:38Good night. Thanks for everything.
08:52Good night.
08:54I can't understand it.
08:56The spirit moved. I saw it.
08:57All right, so it moved.
08:59Now, will you please go to sleep?
09:01The spirit. It moved.
09:13Great spirit of the bed, if you are here, move again.
09:18Honey! Honey!
09:20The spirit of the bed. It moved.
09:23Now, baby, will you stop?
09:24But, honey, it did. I know it did.
09:27You just come with me.
09:29I saw it with my own eyes.
09:31Here. I'll show you.
09:34Great spirit of the bed, move.
09:41Move.
09:47Now, listen, baby.
09:48You know, honey loves his babesy-wabesy.
09:51But if Sweetie Pie doesn't stop this spirit business,
09:54honey's gonna break her neck!
09:58Double-crosser!
10:10I'm gonna stay down here with you.
10:11That's Aime with her spirits.
10:13Gives me the willies.
10:14All right, we'll...
10:15Hey, boy, hey, hey!
10:19Oh, oh, the world's coming to an end.
10:21Wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:22Control yourself. It's just the lights.
10:24We probably blew a fuse.
10:25We'll strike a match.
10:26I'm afraid of the dark.
10:28I can't. You're standing on my hand.
10:31There.
10:36I saw some candles in here.
10:38This one always used to scare the customers.
10:45Let's see if it still works.
10:58Oh, I'm gonna match here someplace.
11:00Hey, if...
11:07They got me!
11:23They got me, too.
11:32I'm scared.
11:34Light a match.
11:41This is like that other candle, too.
11:43There's someone sneaking around.
12:01I hear footsteps.
12:03It sounded like it was in here.
12:05No, I think it's from over there.
12:09What's the matter?
12:10Oh, I just had cold chills and hot flashes.
12:15Must be the flu.
12:16Oh, you poor dear.
12:18Let's get out of here.
12:20Let's get out of here.
12:23Scared, Buster.
12:33Now what's the matter?
12:34Those hot flashes again.
12:36Only hotter.
12:37Oh, this place is haunted.
12:38Well, I wish we'd never come here.
12:41Can't we leave or something?
12:43Oh!
12:43Oh!
12:44Oh!
12:44Oh!
12:45Oh, I got him, too.
12:46Hold still.
12:46Hold still.
12:47It was just a gamble.
12:49Oh!
12:49Gee, thank goodness the lights are on.
13:08Mom!
13:09Oh!
13:10Oh, that's just that dummy.
13:12Here, dear.
13:13Here.
13:13Come over here and sit down and relax.
13:16Listen, you're just hysterical.
13:19Well, stop worrying.
13:20There's nothing here that'll bother us.
13:21Oh, I can't stand it much longer.
13:23I could have sworn I heard that thing wrong.
13:35Oh, don't be silly.
13:36That's just a dummy.
13:38Dummies don't walk or talk.
13:40Oh, that's just a dummy.
13:58Oh, boy.
13:58Oh, boy.
14:01Look out for as good as he did.
14:02Don't go out.
14:03Let's go.
14:34Who's a scared of ghosts?
14:35Bring on those ghosts.
14:41Oh, I beg your pardon.
14:47Buster!
14:48Oh, my darling.
14:50Oh, Buster.
14:51He's dead.
14:52Oh, speak to me.
14:53Say a few syllables.
14:55Oh, my dear.
14:57Oh, my dear.
14:58Oh, my dear.
14:59Oh, my dear.
15:00Oh, my dear.
15:01Oh, my dear.
15:02Oh, my dear.
15:02Oh, my dear.
15:03Help!
15:04Help!
15:05Help!
15:05Somebody!
15:06Quick!
15:06Quick!
15:07Help!
15:08Help!
15:09Help!
15:10Help!
15:10Anybody!
15:11Help!
15:12Help!
15:13Buster!
15:14Oh, Buster!
15:15Where are you?
15:16Buster!
15:17Buster!
15:18Oh!
15:19Oh!
15:20Oh!
15:20Oh, my goodness.
15:22Oh!
15:23Oh!
15:23Oh!
15:24Oh, my goodness.
15:25What's all a commotion?
15:26What is it?
15:26What's happened?
15:26My husband.
15:27He's dead.
15:28Dead?
15:29Where is he?
15:30That's what I want to know.
15:31See, Richard?
15:32I told you there were spirits in this house.
15:35Maybe I can make the spirits bring him back.
15:37Oh, spirits again.
15:40Oh, spirits.
15:42Sweet spirits.
15:43Bring him back.
15:45Spirits.
15:46Spirits of the North.
15:47Spirits of the South.
15:49Spirits everywhere.
15:50Well, if you hear me, bring him back.
15:53Bring him back.
15:55Hey, what happened?
15:58Buster!
15:59Oh, you're all right.
16:00Honey!
16:01He's back!
16:01Yeah, so he's back.
16:03Ah!
16:06Come on.
16:07We're getting out of here.
16:08Let's get our things.
16:10Good idea.
16:13I'm fed up with the spiritualism business.
16:15First thing you know, you'll have me believing.
16:18Now, look.
16:18This don't make sense.
16:19Spirits brought me back.
16:22Simply because some screwy thing like that says move to something.
16:30Did you see what I did?
16:32Ah.
16:39You try it.
16:41Me?
16:44Move!
16:49Now, the spirits are in the spirits.
17:11Felix, look.
17:13Felix, look.
17:14We found them.
17:15These are the levers that control his new drinks.
17:17Let me try them all.
17:18We'll try them all.
17:18Let's carry these yokels out of the house.
17:19I don't understand it.
17:23First this thing falls down, then he comes in here like that and it goes...
17:27Oh!
17:37Oh!
17:48Oh!
17:53Oh.
17:53I told you that, Mr. Gerson, you never knew why.
18:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, you and Chris.
18:05I'm told.
18:07Thank you for your hospitality.
18:09Ah!
18:10Come on, get out of here!
18:11Oh.
18:23Come on, get out of here!
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