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Goodbye, middle class! No more trips to Itchy & Scratchy Land
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Goodbye, middle class! No more trips to Itchy & Scratchy Land. #TheSimpsons #middleclass #families
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According to the census, no middle-class family can live like The Simpsons anymore.
00:04
The rent is too damn high.
00:06
Over the past 36 seasons, The Simpsons has given us episodes about elaborate monorail scams,
00:10
gun-toning babies, and aliens from planet Rigel 7.
00:13
But in 2025, the most implausible aspect of the show just might be the family's comfortable lifestyle.
00:18
This is a palace!
00:21
How in the world can you afford to live in a house like this, Simpson?
00:24
I don't know. Don't ask me how the economy works.
00:26
Homer and Marge are able to raise three children on a single income,
00:29
all while maintaining two cars and a house so massive that they've hardly set foot in one of the rooms in nearly four decades.
00:35
Not to mention how the family is able to take spontaneous vacations to exotic locations and ultra-violent theme parks.
00:40
This is just what I was hoping for, spending the day together as a family.
00:44
But U.S. census data from 2025 illustrates that the show no longer represents ordinary America.
00:59
For one thing, when the animated series first premiered back in 1989,
01:03
the ordinary American family household was comprised of 3.16 people,
01:07
typically two parents and up to two young children.
01:09
But in the decades since, those numbers have slowly been declining as American families have chosen to remain smaller.
01:15
Although, to be fair, the Simpsons didn't exactly plan to have so many kids.
01:18
Dr. Rodney Tavera, the academic director and senior lecturer in American Studies at the University of Sydney's United States Studies Center,
01:26
noted that the ages that people get married has shifted as well.
01:29
He said when Homer and Marge would have gotten married,
01:31
the average age would have been something like 20 to 22 years old.
01:34
And now it's going up to almost 30 years old.
01:36
And the Simpson family's financial situation is harder to swallow than a jagged metal crusty-o.
01:41
Dr. Tavera said for a patriarchal father of a family to be able to provide for his family,
01:46
have a double-story home, take the family on holiday, buy a new car every few years,
01:50
that was normal for many white, middle-class Americans, and that's no longer the case.
01:54
He also noted that this was already becoming a thing of the past when the show debuted,
01:58
saying it was decreasingly the case in 1989 and even less so now.
02:02
While the median income of families has risen, inequality means that fewer people have that amount of money.
02:07
How did this happen?
02:08
Well, let's let The Simpsons explain it.
02:10
They chopped salaries to raise stock prices,
02:13
cut up the pie and kept all the slices.
02:15
Tax breaks went to CEOs,
02:17
never trickling down to every show.
02:19
And so it came to pass.
02:22
Weedy rich men kicked our ass.
02:24
Fiddling while they burned our middle class.
02:27
Our middle class.
02:28
Fiddling is naroda.
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