I believe in stuff that would melt your eyebrows - Ellory Smith (FULL SET ON OUR CHANNEL) - video Dailymotion

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00:00I don't think it's appropriate to talk about politics in the office.

00:02I just don't think that that's the right spot for that.

00:04And sometimes when I say that, people think that I'm a conservative.

00:07And the truth is that I'm a conspiracy theorist.

00:11I believe things that would melt your eyebrows off your face, okay?

00:14It's not really like break room conversation.

00:17For instance, I believe that the government controls spices.

00:20And that's why Takis aren't as hot as they used to be.

00:24They were spicier five years ago. Tell me I'm wrong.

00:27What else?

00:28I think that PETA is the meat lobby.

00:30And that they exist to make you think that vegans are losers.

00:36And they're doing a really good job.

00:38They're doing a really good job.