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Gogglebox Season 26 Episode 3
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00:00Can I sit there, please?
00:01Can I sit there, please?
00:04Can I sit down?
00:05Have you got my space?
00:08Are you going to move?
00:12Do I look like I'm going to move?
00:16Are you comfy, Tilly?
00:18Look out of your eyes. I know you're there.
00:21Oh, Daniella will like this.
00:32He's gone and done and did it.
00:33I don't trust him because he's teetotal.
00:35Oh, no, no.
00:36Critic that in there. Convoluted that.
00:38Oh, no, no.
00:41What a waste of a muffin.
00:42Boom!
00:43What's that?
00:45Unacceptable!
00:47Yeah!
00:48What the hell?
00:50Is that it?
00:51There's not much evidence of man-boob, is there, Mary?
00:54Oh, I hate Swiss roll.
00:55Oh, no.
00:56Oh!
00:57Oh, no.
00:58Oh, he's a badger.
00:59Yes, he's a badger.
01:01Oh, man, he's got one in and one out.
01:03It's the kind of trash I adore.
01:05Was that good for you or was it was for me?
01:09In the week Trump landed at Stansted for his state visit,
01:12we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:16Nicky and Davina were finding your family again on ITV1.
01:20Imagine the moment...
01:23Hi, Alan.
01:24Hi, Davina.
01:25..when the burning questions can finally be answered.
01:28Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:32I've still got that ancestry.com thing that Dad gave me for Christmas.
01:36Are you going to do it and see what the heritage is?
01:40I want to, but I don't want to give these people my DNA.
01:42Oh, Shay.
01:43Stop it.
01:44I don't know.
01:45You think they haven't got your DNA already?
01:47Come on, girl.
01:49You were born in Croydon.
01:51They sold your DNA a long time.
01:56A long time ago.
01:57Cyberbullying stateside got the Netflix treatment.
02:02Everyone else had a phone, you know, I just, I wanted to fit in.
02:05I was just into that age where, like, social media was legally becoming popular
02:08and I just wanted...
02:09Sick.
02:10Bro.
02:11Sick.
02:12How many eyes are there, Mary?
02:15Nine.
02:16It's meant to be drawing.
02:17Can you do it?
02:18Sick.
02:19Bro.
02:20And the nation felt divided over uniting the kingdom on ITV.
02:23Among the many questions that now linger is what kind of country does our national flag symbolise?
02:37I saw an England flag in somebody's window and it had England underneath it.
02:43But they'd drawn the curtains so that all you could see was gland.
02:46I was like, yeah.
02:49That's right.
02:50That's my country.
02:52Gland.
03:00In Leeds.
03:01Easy!
03:02What?
03:03My bronzer.
03:04Why have you been doing your make-up sat on my sofa?
03:08I was opening my bronzer to look at my mirror in there.
03:11I got it.
03:12It's my bloody Charlotte Tilbury, that.
03:14Right.
03:15Don't move.
03:16Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
03:20Can we salv...
03:21Backyard!
03:22Can we salvage any?
03:23No.
03:24Stop.
03:25Try to pick it up.
03:26It'll crush it and it'll be more.
03:27Hey!
03:28Stop moving!
03:29There's a quid's worth of bronzer there that you're backing up.
03:32Hey, so the quid's worth of bronzer's on my sofa.
03:34This week, a celebrity chef's offspring was cooking up some classics on Prime Video.
03:40I think this is going to be great for me because I've been looking for some cooking tips.
03:44Do you know, Summer, all the cooking shows we've watched, Jenny, you've never bloody done one of them.
03:48You've sat here, you've took notes, you've wrote it down every recipe and you've done that all about it.
03:53I know and you know it's cost me a fortune.
03:56I buy the pots what you need, the pans what you need, and they're still in the cupboard.
04:01I'm Tilly Ramsey.
04:02I love to cook and I have a passion for mastering new dishes.
04:05It's Matilda Ramsey.
04:06Tilly Ramsey.
04:07Street name Tilly, yes.
04:09Is she Gordon's daughter?
04:11Yes.
04:12Isn't that charming?
04:13From recipes I discover on social media...
04:15I love a TikTok recipe.
04:16There's so many good recipes on TikTok.
04:18Oh, they're so good.
04:19I can't wait to get in the kitchen with you and dish it out.
04:22Dish it out.
04:23Dish it out.
04:24We all like to dish it out, but not food.
04:26I feel like I'm going to like Tilly's food.
04:29I feel like she's going to cook stuff that I want to eat.
04:31I mean, it's not hard.
04:33No, it's not.
04:35I have been looking forward to today for a very long time because the theme is comfort food classics.
04:41Ooh!
04:42Chat to me, Tilly!
04:44Ooh, I love a bit of comfort food.
04:46I'm all for comfort.
04:47And I've got a very special guest with me today.
04:50It'll be a dad.
04:51Oh, it will be a dad, won't it?
04:52First episode.
04:53Do you blow all your beans in?
04:54Episode one.
04:55I would.
04:56Bringing out the big guns.
04:57Someone I've known for quite a long time.
04:59It's a dad.
05:00Oh!
05:01Yes!
05:02Finally, Tilly!
05:03Dad!
05:04Oh, that could have been me and dad.
05:06Oh, my God, Dad!
05:07It's going to get you some viewers when your dad's Gordon Ramsay.
05:10And I don't blame her for milking it, cos I would.
05:12Exactly.
05:13I wish my dad were Gordon Ramsay.
05:14Yeah?
05:15So's Neil.
05:16Yeah!
05:17What are we making today?
05:19Please, take a look.
05:21Bonjour, madame.
05:22Oh, we're in Paris?
05:23Oh, au français!
05:24It's either going to be beef bourguignon or French onion soup, surely.
05:27No.
05:28Croque monsieur.
05:29Well, you always think about Paris food, it's frog's legs.
05:31French fries?
05:32That's called a full towel thing.
05:35Croque monsieur.
05:36Oh!
05:37Yes, yes, yes.
05:38Oh, right, that's a sort of toasted sandwich.
05:40That's ham and cheese toast it.
05:41It's basically a posh ham and cheese toast it, yeah.
05:43So I like to do half cream and half milk, OK?
05:48Or bay leaf, yeah, a little touch of salt.
05:50Hold on, who's cooking here?
05:52In it!
05:53What's he doing there anyway?
05:54I thought she was supposed to be doing...
05:56LAUGHTER
05:59If you start grating a little bit of cheese on a plate for me...
06:03So we've got gruyere and comte.
06:05Oh, we have comte, don't we?
06:07When we go to France, we like the comte.
06:10Comte is a cheese.
06:12I know, but what does comte look like?
06:16No?
06:17Eh?
06:18I've never had comte in my home.
06:20LAUGHTER
06:23That looks so great!
06:24I like to toast both sides in just a little bit of olive oil.
06:28Yep.
06:29OK.
06:30And a touch of butter.
06:31Olive oil and butter?
06:32So the bread's buttered, it's put a bit of salt on the bread,
06:34then the bread's gone into butter and oil.
06:36LAUGHTER
06:37I don't think this is for us on a diet.
06:38Would you describe this as cardiac cuisine?
06:41Yeah.
06:42Now, we start building this out.
06:44What?
06:45Yes!
06:46So, bechamel on top.
06:47If you can put that on top.
06:48It does look quite good.
06:49Shall I go and make us one in a minute?
06:50No.
06:51Right, fried egg.
06:52Let's turn that croque monsieur into croque madame.
06:55Oh!
06:56Oh, he's ruined the madame now, so it's the fried egg, obviously, on the top.
07:00So he's going from the monsieur one to the madame.
07:04Close your eyes.
07:06Hold out your hand.
07:07What is it?
07:08What's that?
07:09What's he putting in her hand?
07:10That's a beautiful French truffle from Peregrine.
07:14Whoa!
07:15Bloody hell.
07:16That's about £2,000 worth, isn't it?
07:17Yep.
07:18I bloody knew we were going to get the truffle out.
07:20Oh!
07:21Well, what a way to ruin something by sticking truffle all over it.
07:25And that is our delicious croque monsieur, finished a la croque madame.
07:31Wow, that's a sandwich, boy.
07:33That just looks lovely.
07:34I'm a little bit hurt inside that I'll never get to taste that.
07:37I don't get why they've not done, like, a cheap version of it.
07:39You know, for us mere mortals, you know, yes, you can replace the ham with Billy Bear.
07:45Yeah.
07:46You can use a grated baby bell through the middle of it.
07:49Yeah.
07:50And then the truffle, you know, don't even bother with that.
07:53Pepper.
07:54Just pepper, just put loads of pepper on it.
07:57That's a working man's truffle, isn't it? Pepper.
08:04Bon appetit, as they say in France.
08:06In Leeds.
08:09Just so you know, I'm going to bury you in those.
08:12What?
08:13Not prematurely, like when you pass naturally of natural causes.
08:15I'm going to bury you in those pyjamas.
08:17Best friends Danielle and Daniella.
08:19Oh, that were my aunties that died, actually.
08:21I mean, she didn't die in them, but, yeah.
08:23Okay.
08:25But they are quite big now.
08:28They're nice.
08:29I know.
08:30I feel rich in these pyjamas.
08:31You look rich.
08:33Like I'm screaming old money.
08:36Old?
08:38No money.
08:39Old no money.
08:40This week, it was the extraordinary tale about the high school catfish that had us gripped on Netflix.
08:49Ooh, I've heard about this one.
08:51Everyone's talking about it on TikTok.
08:53Have I ever been catfished?
08:54I'm trying to think.
08:55Can you not remember when I was?
08:56I think I was once on MSN.
08:58MSN?
09:00All of the text messages in this film are real.
09:04I can read.
09:06My name's Lauren Licari.
09:08My grew up in Beale City, Michigan.
09:11And, you know, there's always in America where you get these stories.
09:15You are the ugliest person I've ever seen.
09:19What the f***?
09:20Nah, that's cruel.
09:21What the f***?
09:22They're going through your text.
09:24Yeah, T.A.
09:25A high school girl in Michigan was cyberbullied for more than a year.
09:29Shit.
09:30Cyberbullied.
09:31These texts were coming in at a clip of 40, 50 a day.
09:35Oh, dear.
09:40Oh, no number.
09:41The high school catfish.
09:42You know what?
09:43If it wasn't for small town America, Netflix would be bankrupt.
09:46Because there'd be nothing to show.
09:47Yeah.
09:48There was a girl in my class that threw a Halloween party every year.
09:51And all of our classmates would go and all of our parents would go.
09:54I mean, October's a good time to throw a Halloween party.
09:57It makes sense.
09:58Yeah.
09:59Everything checks out so far.
10:00We were about a year into our relationship, me and Lauren.
10:03And she was not invited.
10:05But, like, I, like, basically invited her, like...
10:08How chivalrous.
10:09He's really stamping us authority there.
10:12Yeah.
10:13If I'm coming, you're going, babe.
10:14Two weeks before the Halloween party, we got a text from an unknown number and a group chat.
10:19Oh.
10:20Hi, Lauren.
10:21Owen is breaking up with you.
10:22What?
10:23Who would be sending that?
10:24Not sure what he told you, but he is coming to the Halloween party.
10:28And we are both down to fuck.
10:30Oh!
10:31You are a sweet girl.
10:32This person is intense.
10:34The 13!
10:35DTF means that, does it?
10:37Before all of this, dating no one, I was just having a good life.
10:41I loved life.
10:42Aw, she was having a good life with the first boyfriend.
10:46They liked a lot of the same stuff, you know?
10:48A lot of the sports.
10:49They went trick-or-treating together.
10:51Little things like that.
10:52That's Lauren's mum, Kendra.
10:54I'm glad you're here, Julie.
10:56It must be awful for Kendra to see her daughter, Lauren, go through all of this.
11:02Oh, yeah.
11:03It's heartbreaking.
11:05And then it started to get worse and worse.
11:09Oh, my gosh!
11:11Never heard of the word skank.
11:12What does skank mean?
11:13I wouldn't know.
11:14No idea.
11:15Well, it's probably like a ferret.
11:17Wrong spelling of skunk.
11:18Skunk.
11:19Yeah.
11:20Owen and I down to suck finger fuck.
11:24Damn!
11:25What the hell's a suck finger fuck?
11:30I think it's three separate events.
11:32No!
11:33I don't think it's a...
11:34I don't think it's a one-stop shop.
11:36Kill yourself now, bitch.
11:39What?
11:40This is shocking.
11:41No, that's too far.
11:42I mean, all the...
11:43That's too far.
11:44The suck ducking fuck or whatever it was.
11:46Yeah.
11:47I mean, that was too far.
11:49Well, this is too far.
11:50This is absolutely too far.
11:52In April of 22...
11:54God, it's nearly two years.
11:56That's a long time, isn't it?
11:58Sheriff Mike Main requested some assistance in a case he was investigating.
12:02Oh, they've got the FBI!
12:04Yeah, Bradley Peter's now involved.
12:06I found one phone number that kept coming up.
12:09Oh, shit!
12:10What is this?
12:11I can't wait.
12:12Who is it?
12:13What number name?
12:14The phone number was...
12:17Kendra.
12:18Kendra?
12:19Whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:20That's her mum.
12:21That's the mother, innit?
12:23Why?
12:24Lauren's mum?
12:25That can't be right.
12:27Yeah.
12:28Yeah.
12:29This is all kind of fucked up.
12:30Yeah.
12:31Is this right?
12:35Hey Kendra.
12:36Oh, this might be where the house gets raided.
12:38We've got to have a conversation.
12:40Okay.
12:41And I have a search warrant.
12:42Okay.
12:43For your devices and your phones.
12:44She's not going, what the hell?
12:46This is ridiculous.
12:47Why are you questioning me?
12:48I'd be like, what are you on about?
12:50What do you mean with devices?
12:51What do you want them for?
12:52What do you want them for?
12:53If we come up with some stuff, that comes back to you.
12:56What do you mean?
12:57She's panicking.
12:58She looks panicked.
12:59Here we go.
13:00The penny's dropped, hasn't it?
13:01For you can see it in a dish.
13:02Yeah.
13:03Me?
13:04Rabbit in the headlights.
13:05You can tell by her breathing.
13:06The message is coming and originating from you.
13:10No.
13:11Yes you, love.
13:12You.
13:13She seems too calm.
13:14Like, I still kind of don't believe it's her.
13:17Your number, even though it was being hid, showed up every single message.
13:21Oh my gosh.
13:22Oh, don't you tell me that all that language was coming from the mother.
13:27Is it, does it have to do with Owen?
13:29Is there an infatuation there with Owen?
13:31No.
13:32Nothing like that.
13:33No.
13:34Oh.
13:35Oh.
13:36Nothing like that.
13:37How did it really start?
13:38Like, why did it start after, did it start during, when they were both dating?
13:41It did.
13:42She did it then.
13:43Oh my God, Simon.
13:44Is she joking?
13:45Lauren, can you come in?
13:48How's Lauren going to take this?
13:50Oh no.
13:51Oh my God.
13:52How does this even begin to unfold?
13:54You guys have been under a lot of stress lately.
13:56Some moves going on, some financial issues and everything else going on.
13:59Oh my God.
14:00This is going to be shattering.
14:01Mom got wrapped up into some stuff and she didn't start it, but continued it.
14:08So we found some evidence and we had a search warrant.
14:12We're going to take her phone and stuff.
14:13Look at Kendra's face.
14:14She's going to cry.
14:15She's finally realising the depth of what she's done.
14:18Sometimes when we're not thinking straight, we do some things that aren't right.
14:23What are you doing?
14:24How can you put your arm around that bin?
14:27After what you've typed and what she's got on her phone.
14:32I'm weirdly feeling a bit sorry for Kendra, despite her being a really terrible mother.
14:37A mum has been helping her through all this terrible time with the texts.
14:41And that creates a bond.
14:44Yeah.
14:45And I think that's why she's done it, potentially.
14:48Every single one of us makes mistakes.
14:51Not a single one of us has lived a perfect life.
14:53You know, to me, that's not a mistake.
14:55Yeah, you've not slipped and said that by accident.
14:58Yeah, exactly.
15:00Ooh, what am I like?
15:02It's one thing lying about your kids to Santa and the Tooth Fairy, but this just takes it to a whole new level.
15:10At least we don't have to worry about our mum catfishing us, because she can't even do an online shop.
15:14Exactly, sir.
15:15What are you doing?
15:16You're getting on my nerves.
15:17Facial exercises.
15:18What?
15:19To get rid of me gizzard.
15:20That's friends Jenny and Lee.
15:21If I go like that, it moves up.
15:22It makes it worse.
15:23Have you seen yourself in a mirror?
15:24No, I don't want to look at it.
15:26No, I don't want to look at it.
15:27I won't do them if I look at it.
15:28E-E-I-O-U.
15:29You're not doing that?
15:30Red won't let me do it either.
15:31No, and I'm not fucking letting you out there.
15:32Idiot.
15:33On Thursday night, it was tissues at the ready for more emotional reunions on ITV1.
15:34I'm drinking wine, because I'm watching Long Lost Family.
15:35I didn't know you needed a reason.
15:36It makes it worse.
15:37It makes it worse.
15:38Have you seen yourself in a mirror?
15:39No, I don't want to look at it.
15:40I won't do them if I look at it.
15:42E-E-I-O-U.
15:46You're not doing that?
15:48Red won't let me do it either.
15:49No, and I'm not fucking letting you out there.
15:52Idiot.
15:53On Thursday night, it was tissues at the ready for more emotional reunions on ITV1.
15:59I'm drinking wine, because I'm watching Long Lost Family.
16:02I didn't know you needed a reason.
16:05I think, right, like, if someone was lost, after many years, would it be any point in finding them?
16:19You might start shedding a tear in here, you know.
16:21You?
16:22Yeah, it's quite sad sometimes.
16:24I thought bad men don't cry.
16:25I'm not bad.
16:26I'm a good man.
16:28Lie.
16:3258-year-old widower Peter MacDonald was born and raised in Lancashire.
16:36You like metal detecting, don't you?
16:38I do like it.
16:39You're not going to find him with a metal detector, mate.
16:42Yeah, he's not Robocop.
16:45Peter was born Peter Stamp in 1966.
16:49He was less than six months old when his birth father placed him into care.
16:53Aww.
16:54Where's the birth mother then?
16:55If the father put you into care.
16:57He was brought up by foster parents in the Preston area.
17:00Shout out to foster parents.
17:01I know.
17:02I started to get curious and started asking a few questions.
17:05But the answers weren't there for me, really.
17:07He could be related to you.
17:09He's got them eyebrows, look with all the air, straggling everywhere.
17:12He's not come knocking on our door, is he?
17:14But then, some new information emerged.
17:17Oh, come on then.
17:18There were some documents from the social services.
17:23With the name Trevor Stamp.
17:25Oh!
17:26Stamp is not a common nickname either, is it?
17:29Stamp?
17:30Terence Stamp.
17:31Okay.
17:32The actor, you wouldn't know who he was.
17:33Any others?
17:34He was quite famous.
17:35I don't know any other stamps.
17:36I used to collect stamps.
17:37Peter Stamp?
17:38Yeah, well, this one now, obviously.
17:39Those documents referred to a boy a couple of years older than Peter, with the same surname.
17:44Wow.
17:45Oh, so he must have a brother then.
17:47In order to find his brother Trevor...
17:49He went to have a look under a bridge.
17:50Peter decided to track down his birth father.
17:53No way he found his dad.
17:55Peter's father didn't know where Trevor was.
17:58But he was able to tell Peter the story of how they were separated.
18:02Aha!
18:03Come on.
18:04How come they're all separated?
18:05What's going on here like?
18:06My mother was on the train with me and Trevor.
18:08And my father had turned up and there was a bit of an argument.
18:13Oh, a bit of a kerfuffle.
18:14This ain't sounding good, is it?
18:16No.
18:17It sounds like she was leaving him.
18:18As the train was leaving the station, my father grabbed me off my mother because I was in her arms.
18:25What?
18:26Torn apart?
18:27Can you imagine being ripped from your mother's arms?
18:29And the door was shut and that was it.
18:32No way!
18:34This is like sliding doors but beyond anything you can imagine.
18:39A bit later and Nicky and the gang had done their thing and tracked down Peter's brother.
18:45Tell me if it were the circumstances of your separation from Peter all those years ago.
18:51Mum just said she was leaving.
18:54It looks like Peter!
18:55And we got on the train.
18:57To get away from?
18:58To get away from me dad.
19:00This is the Cockney version of Peter.
19:02It is Cockney Peter!
19:03You could see it on her face when she spoke about it.
19:06It hurt her.
19:07Because she always said she regretted it, not going back for him.
19:10She's probably held that inside her.
19:13All that time.
19:14All the, for the rest of her life.
19:16Here comes Peter!
19:17Come on!
19:18Come and meet your brother!
19:19Oh wow!
19:20Oh, look at the smile!
19:21Hello mate!
19:22Oh!
19:23He looked great out, didn't he?
19:24You all right?
19:25I think it would take me not seeing you for 58 years to pug you.
19:42I'm glad you're looking for me.
19:47Oh God, it's good to see you.
19:49Yeah, pleased to see you.
19:52Yeah, I'm pleased to see you both.
19:54They're not men of many words, are they?
19:56I'm so glad what I was told about Mum.
20:00Yeah?
20:01Because I've always thought that she never wanted me.
20:03He always thought his mum never wanted him.
20:06Before she passed, she always said, find him.
20:09Sheb is losing it, isn't he?
20:10Yeah.
20:11We've met on Mum's birthday.
20:13No.
20:14Today, today was Mum's birthday.
20:16Oh!
20:17He didn't know that, did he?
20:20Happy birthday, Mum.
20:21Do I call you Trevor Trevor?
20:23You can call me whatever you want, bruv.
20:24All right.
20:25You can call me whatever you want, bruv.
20:26Bruv, that'll do.
20:27Bruv.
20:28Yeah, bruv.
20:29You can call me whatever you want, bruv.
20:30Excellent, bruv.
20:32Hey bruv!
20:34Bruv.
20:35It's Peter.
20:36My bruv.
20:37My name is Peter, not bruv.
20:42Do you know what I think that watching Long Lost Families makes me think?
20:49That we do actually take each other for granted.
20:52Don't you think?
20:55Yeah, so you better appreciate me.
20:58In the Cotswolds.
20:59Jay-Z and Beyonce have bought in the Cotswolds.
21:00Well, they've been saying it for a couple of weeks.
21:01I didn't think it was true.
21:02Andrew and his husband Alfie.
21:03I mean, obviously, they say everybody's buying here after Ellen DeGeneres and Portia.
21:04Apparently they've got a nine bedroom, seven bathroom with its own leg and they're going
21:07to be moving in in 2026.
21:21with its own leg and they're going to be moving in in 2026 oh and she's been spotted in a local
21:27garden i'm going to the garden center yeah that's it i'm going to go and buy some winter plants or
21:33something like that hang out until you know what i'll say to them this ain't texas
21:37on wednesday night there were more wrong guns on channel five i could maybe like work for the
21:49police force like behind a desk yeah not on the front line not bobby on the beat no
21:55i can't stand confrontation you'd be horrendous i would be you'd be like excuse me sir can you
22:03stop doing that no okay have a nice day fed up of feral teens what's a feral teen is a feral teen
22:11not just a teenager that's growing up in a society where there's no youth clubs anymore nothing to do
22:15is that what a feral teen is i'm on a high horse already me or driven mad by the druggy deadbeat
22:21yes everyone is i don't think you've been too troubled in this village no but we did have
22:27sirens and policemen coming a few years ago when that woman walked into a bog on top the hill
22:34here's the answer to your prayers
22:36i want a shot one day just go please
22:40over the fucking door
22:42if you were walking down the street and a group of ewes were coming your way
22:50you're probably turning and running right yeah i'll burst into tears
22:53pc alex is out and about with eyes on the grange estate in kettering
22:58he soon spots a known drug dealer and repeat offender known drug dealer repeat offender
23:13easy pickings here alex only wants a natter but the bloke isn't the chatty type oh he's off yeah
23:20sometimes you just want to get on selling your drugs without chatting away don't you you don't
23:24want interference all the time exactly and by all at least the police they're the last ones you
23:29want to speak to exactly
23:30where is he oh they've lost him where is he gone i mean i'm not being funny how fast can a smack head
23:39roll you'd be surprised if the dealer is carrying drugs he can now lose them before cops catch up
23:46thanks for explaining that yeah look he's holding on to the side there that means the car's moving at
23:51some serious speed that's like when mom's driving i have to hold on to everything seatbelt everything
23:56hold on for dear life
23:58after a 10 minute search there is no sign of their target
24:02lost him well i hope they're going to show us somebody being caught
24:06alex is about to stand down when when he spots another fella also known for repeated drug offenses
24:14are they just going around looking for drugs on the street well they might as well
24:17what else is there to do they're just starting on anyone now aren't they he's got a bag
24:23the cyclist doesn't wait and bolts oh he's off he's off on all in he
24:29fucking alex is having a bad day here isn't he nobody wants to talk to alex
24:32one little beep that'll get him to stop as if he can't hear the sirens behind
24:40oh there's police behind me i didn't even hear him
24:43he pulls over to let them back sorry go on you go through even with a cop car directly
24:49behind the cyclist he's not stopping why is he staying on the road i don't get it i know
24:55the whole point of being like not in a car for a criminal um not talking from experience here
24:59would be that you can cut up a side or start jumping gardens i know have they never seen hot
25:04fuzz no i know yeah what's this it's there oh it's there look with all these cop cars look
25:10is that three police cars chasing a bike by the time the cops catch up the suspect dives
25:17off road across a field with an officer in tow oh my goodness well he's not going to get him
25:24if he's running it's just cringe isn't it watching a copper chase somebody that they're not going
25:27to catch makes me cringe it gives me the ick alex's car swings off road
25:32oh yes i used to skate in that park on the left there
25:37there he is there he is
25:40where is he going now it's no yellow jersey for ketterings bradley wiggins
25:49oh we've got him what happened he just stopped
25:52yeah he stopped stopped a thorough search reveals
25:56what what what what is it what's in your pocket sis
26:02nothing oh well that's embarrassing isn't it lads
26:08just stop next time with chat this wouldn't have happened if you just spoke to me
26:13you know i didn't think we go we went hard enough there we should have definitely got the
26:17chopper and a few canine units yeah spice things up a bit yeah for one bloke on a bike
26:23right well i'm going to write in and complain it said catching the obbs was the title of the
26:29program if they're not going to catch anyone i've been cheated
26:32in durham i bet you pleased your mom and dad's home of holiday have you been coping
26:45i mean i can look after myself you know yeah but they do feed you and water you
26:49yeah my wee has been very orange
26:51what have we been eating best friends abby and georgia
26:54i had beans on toast with cheese and corn hot dogs
27:01what then the day after that i had um spaghetti bolognese ready meal
27:08and the day after that i had the spaghetti bolognese ready meal again so it must have been two for five
27:13pound and then i went back to the beans on toast until they come home
27:17because i ran out of ready meals
27:20on friday it was more trouble for downing street making the headlines on itv
27:26don't keep crunching them chris while i'm listening to the news i'll tell you now
27:30i'm fascinated by the news don't i gets worse and worse every day doesn't it the prime minister
27:36has been accused today of ignoring the warnings about the former u.s ambassador lord mandelson's
27:41relationship with jeffrey epstein oh gosh the joy of hindsight isn't it mandy was a slippery
27:48slippery choice right from the beginning oh absolutely and starmen knew it they knew this is
27:55what's so bad about the whole thing peter mandelson's friendship with the late paedophile jeffrey epstein
28:00was well known when he was hired oh look at them look at them two best buddies is that peter mandelson
28:06can i say yes so he's chilling with epstein in the dressing gown yeah that's bookie
28:12yesterday when the government announced mandelson had to go they said it was because of new information
28:18well i think any information that you know associates you with a paedophile yeah should be enough
28:24including leaked emails one of them sent by mandelson after epstein had pled guilty to child
28:31sex offenses wow yeah so he's got absolutely no defense peter mandelson he was carrying on contact
28:36with a known paedophile that's that's a great ambassador the former ambassador wrote
28:42i think the world of you oh no and that was after he'd been convicted
28:47i think the world of you you don't even say that about me
28:52i feel hopeless and furious about what has happened oh my god just just just why didn't you just
28:59dissociate yourself from him there and then fight for early release and your friends stay with you
29:05and love you weird thing to say to a convicted sex trafficker oh my god well it takes the heat off
29:10randy andy doesn't it yeah but today claims that the security service
29:16warned against mandelson's appointment raised doubts about sir keir starmer's judgment so the
29:22security service they warned him off and then he went ahead and did it why the hell would you do
29:27that hire somebody who you've been advised not so mandelson has a lot of gravitas he was a lot of
29:34people yeah you know he's incredibly well connected he's served in three different governments so
29:40it's not really surprising as an appointment but maybe you shouldn't have brushed certain things
29:44under the carpet yeah sakir starmer came to power under a banner of change plan for change well
29:50he's clearly having to change rather a lot at the moment you've got to give sakir starmer some
29:54credit he said plan for change all he's ever done is keep changing all the people who work for him
29:58yeah yes he's had to sack them yep but after two consecutive scandals and sackings to many
30:05this feels painfully familiar they're just offering it to reform on a plate aren't they because
30:10people just want trust in politicians it's bad enough growth isn't happening in the country but
30:16now you're just looking sleazy for a number of different reasons in yorkshire when did you first
30:23decide to get a wig after i had polymyalgia and when you start tapering your cortisone down to nothing
30:31your hair starts falling out sarah and her daughter-in-law lara anyway so i went off to
30:37i rang betty brown up yesterday and i asked them if they'd get me another one so why do you want
30:42another one well because you have to wash them right special shampoo okay i've got a polystyrene
30:49head right oh my god how brilliant i can't tell you it is so funny and so i can dry it on my
30:57polystyrene head oh that's perfect because it doesn't dry so quickly in the winter okay
31:04that's perfect on tuesday night more scrubs and rubber gloves were being put to good use on channel
31:11five you won't be able to eat that lee because i'm putting yorkshire vet on
31:16i've been backwards and forwards for the vets the past few weeks
31:19this friggin dog well we clearly haven't sorted his ass out well there wasn't anything wrong with his
31:24ours till he went we are lucky living in yorkshire aren't we look at that hello it's heavenly
31:33it is god's own county you just never know what you're going to watch on this program do you
31:38i hope it's chickens today at the practice in kirby moorside katie's come to see peter
31:44with her spaniel aussie oh what have you done oh that's a naughty little doggo isn't it i believe
31:50he's eating something oh classic spaniel aussie has previous he has a tendency to chew a lot of stuff
31:58oh here we go oh you got previous issues so he's a he's a chewer yeah leo chewed my old boot leo chewed
32:05my knickers a few months ago he ate a compression stocking and was rushed in for emergency surgery
32:11over a weekend oh compression stocking i could do with one of those that'd be quite nice some spanks
32:19perkins you wouldn't eat my spanks would you what do you think you might have eaten this time
32:24um i think it's a tie off my dress like basically i have a belt that goes around the material oh he's
32:30eating a belt has he if it gets caught in their intestine that's it they're stuffed yeah the problem
32:36with material like that it doesn't show up very well on x-ray yeah but we will get patterns it probably
32:41won't show up very well on an x-ray but we will do it anyway and then we'll just see you know
32:45whether we need to do anything else yeah not insured oh bad luck something strange going on here
32:57isn't there oh there's definitely something in there isn't there what's all this yeah i'm no vet but
33:03that doesn't look right oh my god why is he in right let's get him on table and get him cut open
33:11okay look at him i'm intrigued now as to what he's got in there
33:16okay you're in either yeah i'm happy yeah oh here we go we've got to get this sorted out
33:24oh you're a bit squeamish
33:31i can feel we've got something abnormal in here oh gosh look at that he can feel it can he feel the
33:37belt till you go in there you can never be absolutely sure what is that wow oh my god what is it
33:48it's a sock it's a what it's a sock oh god it's one of those long socks isn't it like a knitted one
33:56he's had an absolute feast i've got them socks no the long ones oh that's making me feel sick
34:02it begs the question doesn't it where's the belt gone off a dress is that in there as well it's
34:08it's like tk max in there ozzy's got a whole lost and found inside them what we need to do is just
34:13make sure that we haven't got a belt further along the gastrointestinal tract no he's gotta go looking
34:20for it in the intestines wow it's not in a happy place this intestine what is that tube oh that's
34:28his intestine lynn yeah i know i know what on earth is that what is it what have they found oh my christ
34:41not again right isabel oh my god it's coming out just have to just gently tease that back just very
34:49gently oh god oh no no oh look at it all crinkling up looks like a scrunchie if this was a sock he
34:58couldn't do this she was only a small woman where's this belt from good grief his blood pressure's
35:06still quite lower oh no is there like a three second rule intestine how long can you leave them out for
35:11all right oh my god it's like a magic show isn't it it's like something from britain's got talent
35:24they've got it oh that's gone yeah out of there oh my god amazing at least there's no buckle on it
35:30that's true oh get that sock out of my face well as we know perkins only likes expensive things the
35:39only three expensive things we had in the house um he ate them our two wallets and that bag of mine
35:44very nice bag yeah very nice bag very nice leather bag and then he did one pair of my shoes he's done
35:50one very expensive your passport the other day oh yeah my passport while we were watching television
36:03in blackpool you know i didn't feel so good the other day yeah well i've not really been eating
36:08anyway i just woke up at four o'clock in the morning i was really really hungry
36:14pete and his little sister sophie thing is as soon as pages a bit of rustling or something like that
36:19especially at four o'clock in the morning she goes what are you doing now like i've been doing stuff
36:24before i've done nothing all night i've been asleep what are you doing now she says you sleep like
36:32you're in a coffin as well like she calls me the count as in like dracula she's like i sleep like
36:38that the counts are you sure you're not mishearing her oh i see on monday night liz early was speaking
36:49to us from the other side again on channel four if there was an inheritance to go around here from gran
36:55our relationship would definitely be a bit different oh you'd be seeing her every day yeah
37:00gran oh my god best you
37:09i once hand wrote a will at the start of covid in case i died
37:16i got it off google and hand-wrote it and signed it dad you better not make us work for the
37:22inheritance like liz hurley is making these guys work for it in the program the contestants had
37:29been gathered to talk about who'd done what during an earlier task start off with matt
37:37i didn't get to see him outside for too long but when i did see him outside i felt like he was
37:42trying to lead as always matt takes it upon himself to be the leader yesterday afternoon
37:48catherine and matt said to me oh we need to cut the dead weight oh throwing catherine and matt under
37:57the bus there he said in the final five me him catherine jesse and cam brilliant drama he was brutal
38:07like honestly i wish that you'd been there oh yeah i'm dropping so many bombshells left right and center
38:17this is the perfect opportunity to get rid of him out of the game jesus it almost felt like i was
38:23dancing with the devil right so what did they do did they keep this information secret and use it
38:28or did they have it out with him a bit later matt was back in the room and tia had something to say
38:35the decision to put jesse there was one we all kind of came to an agreement okay oh here we go oh
38:44she's gonna spill the beans and it wasn't because of your work ethic that wasn't really what it was
38:50okay mart's thinking something it brought up in there oh look at mart's face and the conversation
39:00brought up mine and emma's names as being dead weight oh dead weight oh is he gonna deny it the
39:08conversation that i had with you and catherine oh mark's trying to get in early doors yeah he's trying
39:16to double down oh we've got a flashback oh this is what really happened so my final five i'd have
39:24yourself i'd have you i'd have cam jesse and me there was no mention of dead weight there i didn't
39:30a dead weight you lying bastard oh i am bastard that's worse than dead weight to be fair isn't it
39:38you are a snake and a liar oh i feel like i'm watching each then there's no yeah are you being
39:45serious are you being serious yeah i can't remember exactly who said what whether or not catherine said
39:53that or whether or not someone else said it well you shouldn't have said it was matt then should
39:59you such an old amnesia no point have i said that hannah or emma is a dead weight oh he's fuming
40:08matt look at him mark you use the world deadly yeah it was like we need to get rid of the dead weight
40:14he didn't no he never said that man he never no absolute piece of work you are a piece of
40:19fucking work if you are a twisted snake oh twisted snake snake oh i think there might be a new
40:28disease at the end of this i'm with matt there because he even had me thinking it was matt and
40:35it wasn't you've turned the words dead weight weren't used in that conversation well you was all
40:40already that before you always called him a dead weight get rid of him get yeah you've done it
40:44calm as a bastard you were saying and it wasn't calm okay you haven't done anything no so i'm holding
40:49my hands up and i'm saying i was i was taken in by mark mark no he's mark and the other one's mad
40:56no the other one's matt this one's matt oh god there is no back there's no mark involved here today
41:04in surrey i've got another tattoo are you serious yeah now what have you got now i've got um a little
41:10cross behind my ear sarah her husband andre and their daughter shay okay so where's the next tattoo
41:17gonna go um maybe my foot or maybe like here you should put one on your forehead i'm a knucklehead
41:24on saturday night it was news of unrest in the capital that made the itv headlines the news man i am
41:31avoiding the news where i can do at the moment it's too intense like i like my news but there's a lot going
41:37on that's a bit crazy at least 25 people have been arrested and 26 police officers injured in what's
41:44thought to be the largest anti-migration protest in the uk in decades it just goes to show how people
41:50are worried about it and the government have got to sort it get something sorted when will people work
41:57out that immigrants aren't aren't the problem up to 150 000 demonstrators took to the streets of the
42:03capital good god 150 000 protesters no anti-immigration in a march organized by far-right
42:11activist tommy robinson now for fuck's sake of course tommy robinson's involved in it anything
42:16anti-migrant he's right at the front didn't you follow him on instagram recently that were tony robinson
42:23they had promised a day of peaceful protest they lied same as they promises not about color if tommy
42:30robinson's involved it ain't going to be peaceful a demonstration organizers said would unite the
42:35nation just as much has displayed this country's deepest divisions well i don't think this is united
42:42the nation this is just thuggery the problem is that this government and the last they they've failed
42:49to bring people together i bet it stinks of links there two rival rallies two sets of flags and slogans
42:58country's a powder keg just waiting for a fuse to be lit people aren't happy i'm here because of
43:04england i'm not here for any color any you know religious views i'm standing my ground that's it
43:11standing your ground against what my man my brain can't understand that level of tribalism i don't
43:16think you were brought up like that anyway no you've never said britain for the british over dinner
43:22no me never i've noticed that but this pudding's from yorkshire and it should be in yorkshire and
43:31this is a cumberland sausage so it needs to stay in cumberland police are now trying to force protesters
43:38out of trafalgar square there have been many missiles thrown by them at us and at the police i am genuinely
43:46scared of these people me too like i feel like that they're more likely to be violent towards
43:51like me as an individual and a woman like as a migrant is many thousands gathered under london skies
43:59bloody hell look at that lot some of them might be just thugs oh i'm sure they are a few probably are
44:06but not 150 000 thanks no these packed streets were the climax of a summer campaign fueled by public
44:16unease over illegal migration you know what though this shows a strength of feeling doesn't it but is
44:22it really fueled by public unease or is it fueled by activists activists and people like tommy robinson
44:30and twitter etc yeah but the fact that he can get and move that many people is the frightening thing
44:36yeah he's got massive pull the people i know who went to it definitely are not far-right fascists
44:44on a stage close to downing street the far-right activist known as toby robinson oh here he is he's
44:50a troublemaker isn't he a man with convictions for fraud and violence rallied his supporters i think
44:57a lot of people respect his leadership because he's not afraid to say yes what he thinks what
45:04a beautiful day everybody yeah you're having a good time what does tommy robinson hope to get from this
45:09other than increase his youtube followers so he gets paid more money yeah i mean you always got to
45:14consider what is the end game for the people that organize these things and is it your best interest
45:19at heart there's got to be a change of government in britain um and and you can't we don't have
45:25another four years or whatever the next election is oh my lord you're having a laugh why is this
45:30man appeared why what's he got to do with it what do you mean what's he got to do with it he's got
45:36everything to do with it oh dear god imagine if i popped up in the philippines saying there's got to
45:41be a change of government what's it got to do with me among the many questions that now linger
45:47is what kind of country does our national flag symbolize i love this country and i like i want to look at
45:53the flag and feel pride for it as well but then it's almost like you're being forced to look at
45:58it in a different way when i was young that flag said don't come in this pub that flag said don't
46:05come down this road yeah yeah that flag says i don't like you i grew up in a time then when that
46:12was used for that yeah and now it's being used for that again but you two had the luxury of not
46:17experiencing that be up to date with the estate stream the inheritance before its end game begins
46:26on sunday night at nine and from dispatches to matches when you want ever after to start asap
46:33e4's got you the new series of maths uk starts sunday at nine although apparently you didn't hear
46:38this from me the first 10 minutes of episode one are up on our full reality youtube channel well
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