WWE SMACKDOWN 09 OCTOBER 2003 FULL SHOW

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00:00:00I'm going to offer someone a second chance, someone who made a very, very big mistake.

00:00:23That would be my daughter, Stephanie McMahon.

00:00:25And I'm hoping that she comes out here and respectfully resigns as general manager of SmackDown.

00:00:33I'm going to ask her to come out here and quit.

00:00:37Stephanie, we anxiously await your decision.

00:00:40My answer, quite simply, is no.

00:00:46I will not quit.

00:00:49Not now.

00:00:50Not ever.

00:00:52Yes, you will.

00:00:54When you yell, I quit at no mercy, you're going to be quitting your job as general manager of SmackDown.

00:01:03I remember when I held you as an infant.

00:01:08I held you tenderly as a child.

00:01:12I remember you growing up.

00:01:14I remember your first bicycle ride.

00:01:17And I remember your dance recitals and your graduations.

00:01:20And I remember all of that.

00:01:22And now you're throwing it all away because now you want me to take daddy's little girl and crush her in my hand and throw it on the mat and leave it a bloody pulp.

00:01:34You're making me do this.

00:01:36I'm not making you do anything, dad.

00:01:38You can take this match back.

00:01:39We don't have to have this match.

00:01:42Oh, yes, we do.

00:01:44You know why we do?

00:01:45Because you're defying me.

00:01:47That's exactly what you're doing.

00:01:49And I sure as hell won't have my own flesh and blood defy me.

00:01:53At no mercy, I will strike down the face of defiance.

00:01:59Don't think of her as your daughter.

00:02:04Think of her as what she really is.

00:02:07A disrespectful little bitch.

00:02:10Oh, man.

00:02:11He had a...

00:02:13Long, simmering feelings and emotions exploding here.

00:02:17Mr. McMahon is his own daughter by her hand.

00:02:19Oh, this is bad.

00:02:26What is wrong with him?

00:02:28Oh, my God.

00:02:28Wait a minute.

00:02:29No, no, no.

00:02:30Stop this.

00:02:31No.

00:02:31Stop this.

00:02:32No.

00:02:33Your daughter, damn it.

00:02:50It's been a long time.

00:02:52It's been a long time.

00:02:55It's been a long time.

00:02:56Come on.

00:02:58Oh.

00:02:58Yeah.

00:03:00Yeah.

00:03:02It was my life.

00:03:04My time.

00:03:05My rights.

00:03:06My rhymes.

00:03:06My grind.

00:03:07My struggle.

00:03:08Hustle.

00:03:08Sweat and my blood.

00:03:09Too bad.

00:03:10My brain smells fear.

00:03:11I smell a lot.

00:03:12My competitors.

00:03:13Flex here.

00:03:14I want it all.

00:03:17Sex.

00:03:17The sex.

00:03:18What's up?

00:03:19Sex.

00:03:19Stress.

00:03:20I want it all.

00:03:21No.

00:03:21Let's.

00:03:22Come on.

00:03:2210 days away from Bill Mosey on pay-per-view.

00:03:42And tonight, SmackDown comes to Connecticut's Capitol City, Hartford, Michael Cole and Taz in

00:03:48ringside.

00:03:49And Taz, Kurt Angle and John Cena meet at no mercy.

00:03:52But tonight, a unique challenge from Kurt Angle.

00:03:55That's right, John Cena and Kurt Angle in a battle rap.

00:04:00And yours truly gets the whole seat.

00:04:03It's going to be cool.

00:04:05Takes place tonight.

00:04:06Wait a minute.

00:04:12Nope.

00:04:15Linda McMahon?

00:04:16Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, Linda

00:04:23McMahon.

00:04:24What brings Linda McMahon into Hartford and SmackDown here tonight?

00:04:30Looking lovely as usual.

00:04:32Our CEO.

00:04:33Well, the corporate headquarters is down the road at Stanford.

00:04:35But I'll tell you, there are plenty of things I'd like to hear Linda McMahon address here tonight.

00:04:41Well, I hear you.

00:04:59You know, things have always been pretty bizarre with the McMahon family.

00:05:05And just when I thought it couldn't get any more bizarre, I'm watching this past Monday night

00:05:17and can't believe my eyes to see what Shane has done to Kane.

00:05:21And then, last week on SmackDown, I see my husband pick up our daughter and body slam her in this ring.

00:05:40And it's just going to get more bizarre now there's an I-quit match between my husband and my daughter at no mercy.

00:05:57But, you know, I know, and I've tried in vain to talk some sense into Vince, and I know I can't do that, but I'm here hoping that I can talk some sense into Stephanie.

00:06:11Well, Linda's going to have the opportunity, apparently.

00:06:19Later tonight, Stephanie McMahon's on the Jimmy Kimmel show, but right now, I think there are more pressing issues for SmackDown General Manager Taz.

00:06:29That's a good point, Cole.

00:06:31Stephanie's got a lot on her plate.

00:06:33Come no mercy, first time ever, Father Versus Gordon, I quit match.

00:06:39I still can't believe it.

00:06:40And as Stephanie screams, I quit, she must resign her post as General Manager of SmackDown.

00:06:46But think about the emotional trauma this young lady has been put through over the past seven days.

00:06:52Mom, I appreciate you coming out here, and I know why you're here.

00:07:02And I know this is so hard for you, and believe me, this is hard for me, too.

00:07:07I mean, I didn't really think Dad was going to go through with this match.

00:07:11But after what he did to me last week, I know that I can't back down.

00:07:17I'm not going to let Dad win, Mom, not like this.

00:07:20And I don't care what he does to me at no mercy.

00:07:24I will.

00:07:25Uh-oh.

00:07:32Well.

00:07:35Here comes the pulse.

00:07:37Linda's husband, Stephanie's father, Mr. McMahon, on his way to the ring.

00:07:41The same man who broke his daughter's heart last week when he slammed Stephanie in the middle of the ring.

00:07:48He slammed his own daughter, proving at least to me that he's going to go through with this insanity of an I quit match against his own flesh and blood in ten days.

00:07:59Oh, the bottom line, the fact of the matter, and at the end of the day, and all those other sayings.

00:08:04Mr. McMahon is capable of anything.

00:08:14Well, well, well, what do we have here?

00:08:17We have my daughter, Stephanie, and surprise, surprise, my charming and lovely wife, Linda.

00:08:24And what are you doing here, meddling in my business again, trying to talk Stephanie out of this match?

00:08:35Let me tell you something.

00:08:37Stephanie had her chance to get out of this match last week.

00:08:40I gave her a second chance.

00:08:47But now I wouldn't let you out of this match if you got on your knees and begged me.

00:08:53No, no.

00:08:55Because at no mercy, you're forcing me to do something that I really don't want to do.

00:09:02I'm a loving father.

00:09:03I don't want to have to do to you what you're making me do.

00:09:10But you will, you're going to make me brutalize you, Stephanie.

00:09:14That's what you're going to do.

00:09:17Yeah.

00:09:19You're forcing me to brutalize you, your very own father.

00:09:24You're forcing me to do it.

00:09:25But I want to let you know this, that when it happens,

00:09:28I'm going to have a clear conscience.

00:09:33I can't explain this, but when it happens,

00:09:39my soul will be cleansed.

00:09:47I'm going to feel good about it

00:09:49because you're forcing me to do it just like your mother

00:09:54forced me to sire a second child years ago.

00:10:00God.

00:10:03You know, Vince,

00:10:11you are twice her size

00:10:15and twice her strength.

00:10:17But putting that aside,

00:10:20don't you think this match

00:10:22is just a little bit unfair?

00:10:23I mean,

00:10:24if Stephanie loses and says,

00:10:27I quit,

00:10:28she resigns

00:10:29as general manager of SmackDown.

00:10:32But

00:10:33what are you putting on the line?

00:10:35What do you give up

00:10:36if she should win?

00:10:38I'm the chairman of this company.

00:10:46I don't have to give up a damn thing.

00:10:55Are you afraid your daughter just might beat you?

00:10:58Yeah, yeah, I was thinking about that.

00:11:10Yeah, I'm afraid, yeah.

00:11:12I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf,

00:11:14much less afraid my daughter

00:11:16would beat me at anything,

00:11:18much less this match at no mercy.

00:11:20But I'll tell you what I'll do.

00:11:25I'll, yeah, maybe I'll do this.

00:11:28You know what?

00:11:30Just as you gave up,

00:11:32just as you quit on our marriage years ago,

00:11:35I'll tell you what I'll do.

00:11:37If my daughter beats me

00:11:41in this match at no mercy,

00:11:42I will quit.

00:11:44I will resign

00:11:45as chairman of the board.

00:11:47Whoa!

00:11:48That's big!

00:11:49Yeah, right, I will.

00:11:55Oh, my.

00:11:57The hell?

00:11:58Shable?

00:12:02This is gonna be

00:12:04interesting.

00:12:07Spoken up enough.

00:12:10Sable, Mr. McMahon's

00:12:12assistant, so to speak.

00:12:17Mr. McMahon just said, though, Cole,

00:12:19that he would be signed

00:12:20as chairman of the board

00:12:22if Stephanie can beat him.

00:12:23Have no mercy of both of them.

00:12:25What about this combustible situation?

00:12:27Remember what happened between

00:12:29Sable and Stephanie last week

00:12:30when they were in the same ring?

00:12:33And now Stephanie's mom.

00:12:35My goodness,

00:12:36you look fine tonight,

00:12:38Sable.

00:12:42I don't think

00:12:42I've ever seen you

00:12:44any more voluptuous

00:12:46in me.

00:12:47My God,

00:12:48you're pressed.

00:12:48Oh, I'm sorry.

00:12:50I beg your pardon.

00:12:52How insensitive of me.

00:12:54How inconsiderate.

00:12:56Linda,

00:12:57I want you to meet Sable.

00:12:59Sable,

00:12:59this is my wife,

00:13:00Linda.

00:13:00Maybe you want to say

00:13:05hi to Linda.

00:13:07Hi, Linda.

00:13:11I don't know

00:13:12if you realize this

00:13:13or not,

00:13:14Linda,

00:13:14but behind every great man.

00:13:21And, oh yeah,

00:13:22he is a great man.

00:13:26Is a great woman.

00:13:28And that is why

00:13:29I'm offering my services

00:13:31in Mr. McMahon's corner

00:13:33at No Mercy.

00:13:34I like the sound of that.

00:13:41I do.

00:13:42I didn't know

00:13:45she was coming out here,

00:13:45though.

00:13:47Well,

00:13:48you know,

00:13:48Sable,

00:13:49that really doesn't

00:13:51surprise me

00:13:51because

00:13:52the way I hear it,

00:13:55you offer your services

00:13:57very freely

00:13:59to anyone.

00:14:04Well,

00:14:05there you go.

00:14:06Oh!

00:14:06Oh, my God.

00:14:13Oh, my God!

00:14:15Stephanie's had it off!

00:14:16Stephanie has had it off!

00:14:19And a Mr. McMahon

00:14:20grabbing his daughter!

00:14:21And then fleeing

00:14:22his daughter, actually.

00:14:24Oh!

00:14:26Oh, my God.

00:14:27You gotta be kidding me!

00:14:29Mr. McMahon

00:14:33hitting Stephanie

00:14:36and making me do that.

00:14:37He's all going right

00:14:38in front of his wife.

00:14:41Now, Mr. McMahon

00:14:42saying that Stephanie

00:14:43made him do that.

00:14:44What's he making me do?

00:14:46Mr. McMahon saying

00:14:51this isn't his fault,

00:14:52but what about

00:14:53Linda McMahon?

00:14:54What about Stephanie,

00:14:56Mr. McMahon's daughter?

00:14:57Linda shows up here tonight

00:14:59to support her daughter.

00:15:01Linda humiliated

00:15:02and embarrassed

00:15:03by Sable

00:15:04who should mind

00:15:05her own damn business.

00:15:07Don't quite know

00:15:07in the same role.

00:15:09Look at that,

00:15:10look at that look

00:15:11on Linda

00:15:12and Stephanie McMahon.

00:15:13What a look!

00:15:15Oh, man.

00:15:16Moments ago,

00:15:29WWE CEO

00:15:30Linda McMahon

00:15:31with a surprise visit.

00:15:32Not here on business,

00:15:32but to try and bring

00:15:33sanity back to her family.

00:15:35But Sable would embarrass

00:15:36and humiliate Linda.

00:15:38And then Stephanie

00:15:39was getting involved

00:15:40because Mr. McMahon

00:15:41would put Sable

00:15:43before his wife

00:15:45and his own daughter.

00:15:46Mr. McMahon,

00:15:47what you're gonna see

00:15:48in a moment here,

00:15:49like a boom!

00:15:50Rolls line

00:15:51his own daughter.

00:15:52Mr. McMahon

00:15:53rolls like his daughter

00:15:54in front of his wife,

00:15:56Stephanie's mom.

00:15:56But I'd like you

00:15:58to listen to this.

00:15:58Mr. McMahon

00:15:59blaming his daughter.

00:16:04The audacity

00:16:05of Mr. McMahon

00:16:05to blame Stephanie

00:16:06for causing him

00:16:08to do that.

00:16:10I'll tell you, Cole,

00:16:11look at this shot here.

00:16:12Hell hath no fury

00:16:14but a woman scorn.

00:16:15Or in that case,

00:16:17two women scorn.

00:16:18What's the stereo, baby?

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00:16:53And Rey Mysterio

00:16:54joining us out here

00:16:54at ringside

00:16:55here tonight

00:16:56on SmackDown

00:16:57as we get set

00:16:58to watch the Cruiserweight

00:16:59champion

00:16:59Tajiri in action.

00:17:01Rey,

00:17:01what brings you

00:17:01out here tonight?

00:17:02Well, you know what,

00:17:03Michael, Taz,

00:17:04I'm here to scout out

00:17:05my opponent

00:17:06for no mercy

00:17:08in 10 days.

00:17:09And that will be

00:17:10the Cruiserweight champion

00:17:11on his way

00:17:12to the ring.

00:17:13And what Rey Mysterio

00:17:30is talking about

00:17:31is 10 days,

00:17:32Baltimore, Maryland.

00:17:33No mercy,

00:17:34Mysterio meets Tajiri

00:17:35for the Cruiserweight championship.

00:17:37That is correct, bro.

00:17:38You know what,

00:17:39he has something

00:17:40that he took away from me

00:17:4110 days ago, too,

00:17:42as a matter of fact.

00:17:44And I want that back

00:17:45come no mercy.

00:17:45I want that back.

00:17:46And he did not win,

00:17:47Tajiri didn't.

00:17:48The Cruiserweight title,

00:17:49well, that barely,

00:17:51he used the mist

00:17:52behind the referee's back.

00:17:54Tell you what,

00:17:54Tajiri right there

00:17:55giving you some

00:17:56look, Mysterio.

00:17:57You got nothing

00:17:57to look at.

00:17:58He'll be looking

00:17:58a lot on Sunday.

00:18:01From the point of Japan,

00:18:02weighting in at 185 pounds,

00:18:06Ultimo Triggins!

00:18:07And before we get back

00:18:08to the issue at hand,

00:18:09ladies and gentlemen,

00:18:10just want to remind everybody

00:18:12that this coming Saturday

00:18:13morning at 10 a.m.

00:18:15at the American Airlines

00:18:17Center

00:18:18in Dallas, Texas.

00:18:20Tickets for Survivor Series

00:18:21on sale this Saturday morning,

00:18:2410 o'clock in Dallas.

00:18:29I'm looking forward

00:18:30to this match right here.

00:18:31This should be a hell

00:18:32of a matchup,

00:18:32I mean, you know,

00:18:33you being one of the better

00:18:35Cruiserweights in the world

00:18:36today,

00:18:37you gotta admit,

00:18:38even Tajiri,

00:18:39I don't like the guy that much.

00:18:41Tajiri's one of the greatest

00:18:42Cruiserweights around also.

00:18:43Yes, I gotta give it up to him.

00:18:45Ultimo Dragon, Tajiri,

00:18:46non-title matchup

00:18:47one-on-one here.

00:18:48And, Ray,

00:18:48you have been in the ring

00:18:49with both of these men.

00:18:51Both are legendary superstars,

00:18:53Tajiri and the Dragon.

00:18:54You know what?

00:18:55There's one thing

00:18:55that they do have in common both.

00:18:57It's that credibility

00:18:58for kicking, man.

00:19:00I mean, damn,

00:19:01do they kick hard.

00:19:01They can kick,

00:19:02they can spring those kicks

00:19:03out of nowhere.

00:19:04Tajiri trying to control

00:19:05the arm

00:19:05of Ultimo Dragon right now.

00:19:08And, Ray,

00:19:08when you're in the ring

00:19:09against the Cruiserweights

00:19:09champion, Tajiri,

00:19:11and he is so dangerous

00:19:11with those kicks,

00:19:12how do you combat that?

00:19:13You know what?

00:19:14There's just no offense

00:19:16to that.

00:19:16You just gotta block,

00:19:17block,

00:19:17and even if you block,

00:19:18you get hurt.

00:19:19Yeah, when I wrestle Tajiri,

00:19:20sometimes I block

00:19:21those kicks in my face.

00:19:22Look at Tajiri off the rope.

00:19:23Oh!

00:19:23The springboard elbow

00:19:24Dragon caught him

00:19:25in the ribs.

00:19:25That jumping spin kick

00:19:26right to the back

00:19:27countered that handspring elbow.

00:19:28That's something

00:19:29you might want to do, Ray,

00:19:30to Tajiri when he does that.

00:19:31And look at this!

00:19:31Oh, man!

00:19:32Asahi moonsault.

00:19:33Named after

00:19:34the Ultimo Dragon,

00:19:35the Asahi moonsault,

00:19:36both men down

00:19:37outside the ring.

00:19:38Don't know what Ultimo Dragon,

00:19:40I don't think Dragon

00:19:41nailed all of that moonsault,

00:19:42though.

00:19:43It was most of his chest

00:19:44hitting on Tajiri's shoulders.

00:19:46Let's take much of that move

00:19:47to knock the guy down.

00:19:48That thing got a lot of velocity

00:19:49in that move.

00:19:50Ray, you know Tajiri so well.

00:19:52You battled him over the years.

00:19:53What do you make

00:19:54in this change in attitude

00:19:55in the past few weeks?

00:19:56Wait a minute.

00:19:56Here's the cover.

00:19:57Hook to the leg,

00:19:58kick out by Tajiri.

00:19:59What about the change in attitude

00:20:00in Tajiri over the past few weeks?

00:20:02You know what, Cole?

00:20:03I don't appreciate the way...

00:20:04It's like, how can you wrestle

00:20:05a guy that's spinning mist

00:20:06at your face?

00:20:07Well, that's something

00:20:08you're going to have to watch

00:20:09come no mercy, man.

00:20:10Exactly.

00:20:11Ultimo Dragon.

00:20:12Of course, the Dragon

00:20:12got caught by Tajiri here.

00:20:14Oh!

00:20:14Sweet shot.

00:20:15Up off the top rope.

00:20:17Oh!

00:20:17Chopped to the chest

00:20:18by the Japanese

00:20:19off-sawed Tajiri.

00:20:20Look at this.

00:20:21Up in the knee.

00:20:22Into the Ultimo Dragon

00:20:23is the Cruiserweight Champion.

00:20:24What?

00:20:25What?

00:20:27You wait.

00:20:28Tajiri talking a lot of trash here.

00:20:30Actually, he was talking

00:20:30to the Japanese,

00:20:31but I guess it's still

00:20:32so there's one thing

00:20:33you don't do

00:20:33is you don't lose

00:20:34the focus on your opponent.

00:20:36As Tajiri reverses Dragon,

00:20:38whipped off the ropes.

00:20:39Look at this.

00:20:39Tilt the world.

00:20:40Wait for the tilt the world.

00:20:40Dragon landed on a fake

00:20:42Kebradora.

00:20:43That's what we call it.

00:20:44What do we call it?

00:20:45Kebradora.

00:20:45That's like a backbreaker.

00:20:47Oh, right in the face.

00:20:47Look at the tilt the world

00:20:48backbreaker.

00:20:48He's talking Mexican.

00:20:49Hold, you understand, Mexican?

00:20:51Here we go.

00:20:51Cover.

00:20:51Hook of the outside leg.

00:20:53Tajiri kicks out.

00:20:54Ray, you've mentioned

00:20:55the mist that Tajiri uses,

00:20:57and he hit you with the mist

00:20:57a couple of weeks ago

00:20:59to take your title from you.

00:21:00How do you combat the mist?

00:21:01How do you look out for that?

00:21:02Wow, look out.

00:21:03Cover.

00:21:04Hook of the leg.

00:21:05And Dragon just kicks out.

00:21:06Shinoku driver.

00:21:07You know what, Ko?

00:21:08It's hard.

00:21:08If I would know the answer

00:21:10to that question,

00:21:11I probably wouldn't have

00:21:11lost my belt two weeks ago.

00:21:13That's right.

00:21:14That missed caution.

00:21:15Not just the red,

00:21:16the green mist,

00:21:16but the red mist.

00:21:18Trenchlor time.

00:21:18This is an illegal maneuver

00:21:19as well.

00:21:20Tajiri trying to lock

00:21:21in the trance,

00:21:22but couldn't quite lock it in.

00:21:23And Dragon battling out of it.

00:21:25Beautiful.

00:21:25It's got nice.

00:21:26Nice.

00:21:27Goes Tajiri.

00:21:28Look at this.

00:21:29Shoulders down.

00:21:30Wrapped up Tajiri rolls out.

00:21:32That's one of the reasons

00:21:33why I'm out here.

00:21:33I'm seeing all these counters

00:21:34by Dragon,

00:21:35which is going to help me out,

00:21:36too, on Sunday.

00:21:37Absolutely.

00:21:38I mean, Dragon looking good

00:21:39out here against

00:21:40the Cruiserweight Champion.

00:21:42Oh!

00:21:43Wow, what a kick!

00:21:45Did you hear that?

00:21:47Damn!

00:21:47What do you hear?

00:21:48This one.

00:21:48Oh, man!

00:21:49A shot to the back of the head!

00:21:51Thanks for coming, Dragon.

00:21:52See you later.

00:21:53Fuck of the leg!

00:21:54It's shot!

00:21:54It's over!

00:21:55Wow!

00:21:56That's something you're gonna have to watch out for, Rey.

00:21:59That kick to the back of the head at no mercy.

00:22:02Here's your order, Tajiri!

00:22:03Tajiri picked up the victory, but Tajiri with another shot to the Ultimo Dragon.

00:22:10Dragon set up here.

00:22:11What the hell?

00:22:12What is he doing?

00:22:14Tajiri, look what the?

00:22:17What a look by Tajiri.

00:22:18There goes Mysterio!

00:22:23Mysterio has seen it up, and Rey Mysterio, rushing the ring, runs into Tajiri.

00:22:29Rey Mysterio through the ropes, look at this, nice big toehold.

00:22:32Someone dialed up, it's 619 time!

00:22:35Connecting!

00:22:36Well, I think that's what Tajiri had in mind,

00:22:39Falcomo Dragon!

00:22:40Well, Rey Mysterio prevented it from happening, and I'll tell you right now,

00:22:45and Mysterio hits the 619 in 10 days, and no mercy!

00:22:49Forget about it!

00:22:50Mysterio's taking that Cruiserweight title back from Tajiri!

00:22:54Excuse me, Stephanie, after what we saw earlier in the ring, first of all, how are you, and how is your mother?

00:23:06I'm fine, my mother's fine, but I'll say this, Josh, if Sable wants to be in my father's corner at no mercy,

00:23:14well, then my mother is gonna be in mine.

00:23:17Wow!

00:23:19Whoa!

00:23:24You've done it now, you've done it, made a big mistake, and I can't allow, you to think you just want the way,

00:23:37so turn around, if it's the time that you're gonna be,

00:23:43let's get this now, this is gonna be a dream, a cheap shot!

00:23:53Is this the new WWE Champion?

00:23:57We'll find out in 10 days, and no mercy!

00:24:01I'll tell you this rivalry between The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar really, he stopped two weeks ago.

00:24:06Mr. McMahon trying to present the WWE title to Lesnar.

00:24:10Lesnar with an ambush, a blindside attack, but The Undertaker would dominate.

00:24:15The Undertaker, you know, Big Evil, but he's in his yard.

00:24:19It's tough, it's tough, the big man, and right here, we see Lesnar go up and then down.

00:24:25What?

00:24:25Elevation on that chucks.

00:24:27And a good welcome to the new champion, Brock Lesnar.

00:24:30And then last week on SmackDown, following in a tight team matchup.

00:24:34The Undertaker into those steel steps in the hand of Lesnar, but The Undertaker was not through.

00:24:41He's gonna dominate yet again.

00:24:42We go up, Lesnar's down there, and that's fine through this announce table.

00:24:45But check this out, look at it.

00:24:47Bingo, and here goes Lesnar, right through the cage.

00:24:50Have you ever seen anybody manhitting on Brock Lesnar the way The Undertaker has over the past two weeks?

00:24:57No.

00:24:58From the looks of things around here, it looks like Vince is starting to get just a little bit nervous.

00:25:14Because he knows, come no mercy, I'm gonna take his boy and I'm gonna break him down.

00:25:29Now, let me tell you what's getting ready to happen.

00:25:32Because Vince is so nervous, he's sending the FBI out here to soften me up.

00:25:39Well, Vince, you ought to know better than anybody, you don't last here as long as I have without just a little bit of help from your friends.

00:25:48So FBI, come meet The Undertaker's best friend.

00:25:57Wow.

00:25:58An equalizer.

00:25:59You think?

00:26:00Undertaker just calling out the FBI, saying, come bring it.

00:26:05Big-ass chain.

00:26:18Nugio's not too worried out here.

00:26:20Oh, no, Palumbo and the boat.

00:26:22Relax, it's all right, we got it under control.

00:26:24Well, it's three out of one at this point in time.

00:26:26It's three out of one, but that is Big Evil, and that is a very large chain that is wrapping around a turnbuckle.

00:26:33Well, that's an equalizer.

00:26:35That's big, holds a big steel chain.

00:26:38Look at Hurley guy, of course, that's that.

00:26:41Hinched the name Equalizer.

00:26:43That's why The Undertaker's the veteran, locking up with Chuck Palumbo as The Undertaker goes to work on Chuck Palumbo.

00:26:50You know, I agree with The Undertaker, Taz.

00:26:52I believe Mr. McMahon is a bit nervous that The Undertaker is gonna take the title from Mr. McMahon's man, Brock Lesnar.

00:26:59Well, you know, my opinion, I disagree.

00:27:02I don't think Mr. McMahon's nervous.

00:27:04Mr. McMahon does have a lot on his plate.

00:27:06What do you mean you disagree?

00:27:07I disagree.

00:27:08He put himself into when I quit matching his daughter because Stephanie wouldn't rescind The Undertaker-Brock Lesnar match.

00:27:13That's how nervous Mr. McMahon is about this damn thing.

00:27:15So that makes Mr. McMahon nervous because he put himself in a match.

00:27:18Well, I don't agree with it.

00:27:19That's my opinion.

00:27:20I'm entitled to it.

00:27:21But someone's going old school that someone is The Undertaker.

00:27:24Undertaker top rope, Chuck Palumbo, in all kinds of trouble.

00:27:27And a coming blow to the back of the shoulder of Chuck Palumbo.

00:27:31And the bull jumped on the apron.

00:27:33Undertaker walked into a right hand.

00:27:35And that's the numbers game of the FBI.

00:27:37Well, we know that Chuck Palumbo can throw hands.

00:27:41There's no doubt about it.

00:27:43Got a lethal right hand.

00:27:44But he's in there with the master of thrones being The Undertaker.

00:27:47And you know, there's no doubt about it.

00:27:48Oh, man!

00:27:49Hit the chain.

00:27:50Then the steel pole did Palumbo.

00:27:52A lot of force.

00:27:53No doubt about this.

00:27:54For the FBI, they're not out here to win.

00:27:56They don't think about it, folks.

00:27:57They're out here to impress Mr. McMahon and to take out The Undertaker.

00:28:01They've got their marching orders.

00:28:03And look at this.

00:28:04Chuck Palumbo.

00:28:05Palumbo gonna get snagged eyes right there.

00:28:08And Undertaker shot to the face.

00:28:10But will Undertaker be able to dominate Brock Lesnar like this?

00:28:14Come no mercy.

00:28:15Well, look, disrespect to Chuck Palumbo.

00:28:16But Chuck Palumbo is not Brock Lesnar.

00:28:19I'll tell you one thing.

00:28:20I'll tell you one thing.

00:28:21I'll tell you one thing.

00:28:22Chuck Palumbo's fixing to get chokes, Lynn.

00:28:23I'll tell you, Undertaker with a right hand with a man.

00:28:25Oh, man!

00:28:26Johnny Stambarley.

00:28:27Boot to the...

00:28:28He goes down to you!

00:28:29Oh, went for the whack kick.

00:28:31And Undertaker!

00:28:32Look at this!

00:28:33Gulp! Gulp!

00:28:34Gulp!

00:28:35Oh, here comes the espresso into Cappuccino!

00:28:37Chalab!

00:28:38Black Palumbo!

00:28:39The cover!

00:28:40With this, through the fate of Brock Lesnar come to mercy!

00:28:46And wait a minute!

00:28:47Oh, my God!

00:28:48What the hell?

00:28:49Brock Lesnar climbs to the Hell Undertaker!

00:28:51Where the hell did Lesnar come from?

00:28:53And now Johnny the Full Stamboli in that damn noccio!

00:28:57A three-on-one assault underway!

00:28:59And now, look out!

00:29:00Brock Lesnar tearing apart me an octagon!

00:29:03What the hell is going on here?

00:29:05Remember, Lesnar went through this table last week at the hands of The Undertaker!

00:29:09I'll tell you what, Brock Lesnar, I think he's gonna put the...

00:29:13Undertaker with an equalizer!

00:29:15Chain to the face of the ball!

00:29:17To the face of Nuncio!

00:29:19Lester with a steel chair!

00:29:22My God!

00:29:26Is that chain gonna hit Lesnar?

00:29:28And that chair was in the way!

00:29:30We could see Lesnar's brains in the middle of that ring!

00:29:33Brock Lesnar got lucky tonight!

00:29:37And that steel chair was in the way of that big old boat chain!

00:29:41Sounded like a gun went off!

00:29:43The force of that chain into that steel chair!

00:29:47Lesnar's hands are gonna be killing him!

00:29:49I'll tell you what!

00:29:50The Undertaker's got the champion running!

00:29:54Over the past three weeks, The Undertaker has got Brock Lesnar!

00:29:59Really?

00:30:02You ain't the champion in trouble with No Mercy?

00:30:05Well look, Nuncio's in trouble right there!

00:30:07Brock Lesnar definitely looks concerned!

00:30:09And Lesnar should be!

00:30:12The Undertaker getting primed and ready for No Mercy in Baltimore in 10 days!

00:30:19But coming up later tonight, Kurt Angle made the challenge!

00:30:22It's Angle, John Cena, in a battle rap tonight on SmackDown!

00:30:32Moments ago on SmackDown, The Undertaker, Brock Lesnar's situation exploding!

00:30:36I believe The Undertaker in the driver's seat, 10 days away from Nur Mercy,

00:30:40in the battle with Lesnar winning title!

00:30:42Yeah, in my opinion, Undertaker just about almost fell victim here

00:30:45to an obvious setup!

00:30:47And out of nowhere, Brock Lesnar blowing into this ring

00:30:50and blowing right through The Undertaker!

00:30:52I don't care who you are, Mr. McMahon or Brock Lesnar,

00:30:55you're not gonna fool The Undertaker!

00:30:57Lesnar came to the ring with a steel chair after The Undertaker used the chain as an equalizer!

00:31:02Yeah, well, yeah, two members of the FBI getting busted open,

00:31:05Nugio and Johnny DePool Stromboli!

00:31:07And then Chuck Blum almost got it, and then check this out!

00:31:10Listen to this sound!

00:31:13Wow!

00:31:14That would have been Brock Lesnar's skull with that chain,

00:31:17and that would have been the end of Brock Lesnar.

00:31:19Look at that.

00:31:24It's not gonna happen.

00:31:26It seems like every time I-

00:31:29Yeah!

00:31:30It seems like I can't quite get the best of him, but I will-

00:31:34Excuse me, Mr. McMahon?

00:31:36Who the hell are you?

00:31:38My name's Paul London.

00:31:40I'm not gonna shake your damn hand!

00:31:42What are you doing here?

00:31:43Well, I grew up here in Hartford, Connecticut, and I've been wrestling all over the world,

00:31:46and I'd love nothing more than an opportunity, a match here tonight, please.

00:31:49You interrupt me at a time like this, and you want an opportunity, you wanna wrestle tonight.

00:31:56An opportunity, yeah, just a match.

00:31:58You want a tryout match?

00:32:00Yes, please.

00:32:01All right, kid, you've got it.

00:32:10Yeah?

00:32:11Yeah, and you know what?

00:32:12You've got your tryout match, and you've got it tonight on SmackDown.

00:32:17Yeah, yeah.

00:32:19It's gonna be you versus Brock Lesnar.

00:32:24Wait a minute, think about it.

00:32:29This is not just a normal opportunity I'm giving you here.

00:32:32I'm giving you the opportunity to be a champion.

00:32:37This match is for the WWE Championship.

00:32:42You versus Brock Lesnar.

00:32:44What's your name again?

00:32:45Paul, Paul London.

00:32:46Paul London, imagine that.

00:32:48Paul London, WWE Champion.

00:32:51Paul London, WWE Champion.

00:32:53That has a nice ring to it, huh?

00:32:54Yeah.

00:32:55Yeah.

00:32:56Good luck.

00:32:57Thanks.

00:32:58Yeah.

00:32:59Right.

00:33:00Good luck.

00:33:01Okay.

00:33:02Damn, this thing's happening around here.

00:33:06Now, Paul London's gonna need luck.

00:33:08And here comes the seven foot, 500 pound Big Show.

00:33:13You're action.

00:33:14Hold on.

00:33:16Are you hiding something?

00:33:17No, no, no Big Show, I'm not.

00:33:18What are you hiding, huh?

00:33:19I'm not hiding him.

00:33:20What are you hiding?

00:33:21Tell me, huh?

00:33:22What are you hiding?

00:33:23Big Show, I'm sorry.

00:33:24Burrito.

00:33:25Burrito.

00:33:26Oh, a burrito.

00:33:27You're trying to be funny?

00:33:28No.

00:33:29You're hiding your food.

00:33:30What, you think I'm gonna eat your food?

00:33:32No, no, not at all.

00:33:33No, I'm not gonna eat your food.

00:33:35I'm gonna eat your food.

00:33:36I'm gonna eat your lunch.

00:33:38No, no, no, no, no.

00:33:39Oh, shit.

00:33:40Oh, shit.

00:33:41Oh!

00:33:42Oh!

00:33:51Earlier today, the arrival.

00:33:52How you doing, man?

00:33:53Looking back, bro.

00:33:54Looking smooth.

00:33:55Good to see you, man.

00:33:56Arrival of the rookie, Zach Gowen.

00:33:57Hey, look at here, look at here.

00:33:58Hey, man, how you doing?

00:33:59Good, buddy.

00:34:00Good to see you back, man.

00:34:01You doing all right?

00:34:02Happy to be back for sure.

00:34:03Man, it's good to see you, pal.

00:34:04Thank you, pal.

00:34:05Thank you, pal.

00:34:06Hey, Melissa.

00:34:08Hi, Zach, how are you?

00:34:09Good to see you.

00:34:10Good to see you.

00:34:11Awesome.

00:34:12Welcome back.

00:34:13Thank you very much.

00:34:14Good to be back.

00:34:15All right, guys, take care.

00:34:16See you later, pal.

00:34:22Whoa!

00:34:23Zach Gowen is in action later on tonight, but here comes the extremely angry Big Show.

00:34:30Don't eat a burrito around this guy.

00:34:32The Big Show.

00:34:33The Big Show gets to take that frustration out on the U.S. Champion Eddie Guerrero.

00:34:45Ten days, no mercy, Baltimore, a matchup just signed.

00:34:49Guerrero puts the U.S. title on the line against the Big Show.

00:34:54Wow.

00:34:55You know what Guerrero really got the Big Show last week?

00:34:58The whole gastro situation, if you know what I mean, with Pete Burrito.

00:35:06And from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 240 pounds, Orlando Jordan.

00:35:12Orlando owns the victory of the Big Show.

00:35:15Last week, the Big Show, the victim of Eddie Guerrero's revenge,

00:35:19painted burritos, so to speak.

00:35:21Big Show in control, but couldn't finish the matchup versus Orlando Jordan.

00:35:25Seems like Big Show had an angry bowel here, and Mother Nature crawled in the,

00:35:31well, the bathroom's got hammocks, let's put it that way.

00:35:35I believe that tonight, however, the Big Show's intestines have been cleared up.

00:35:42And the giant looks to be all business here tonight against Orlando Jordan.

00:35:47The shape this Orlando Jordan's always ripped, he's always in great shape.

00:35:52Yeah, you know, Orlando Jordan, 8% body fat for the kid,

00:35:56the rookie from Boise State University.

00:35:58Let's focus, Big Show's 4% body fat.

00:36:00What?

00:36:0112% Big Show's 500 pounds.

00:36:04I heard this in the back.

00:36:05This is a rumor in the rumor mill.

00:36:06So 60 pounds, 12% of 500 is 60 pounds.

00:36:10That means Big Show has 440 pounds of lean muscle mass.

00:36:15I wanna say, what the hell you been drinking?

00:36:18440 pounds lean muscle.

00:36:22It's been a wild night tonight.

00:36:24We learned that Mr. McMahon is putting his chairmanship on the line,

00:36:29and the I Quit Match at No Mercy against his daughter Stephanie.

00:36:32If she quit, she gives up her general manager post here on SmackDown.

00:36:36Look at this now, Orlando Jordan trying to get back into the matchup.

00:36:39Big Show too strong.

00:36:41What a close line.

00:36:43Man, what a close line.

00:36:44You ain't kidding.

00:36:45We also learned in that I Quit Match at No Mercy that Linda McMahon is gonna be

00:36:48in her daughter Stephanie's corner.

00:36:50Stable gonna be in Mr. McMahon's corner.

00:36:53Big Show is gonna run right for Orlando.

00:36:58And look at that.

00:36:59Orlando, great move, going right to the knee of the Big Show.

00:37:02Big Show's head off the top turnbuckle.

00:37:04And Orlando Jordan, once an amateur boxer, trained by The Rock's dad,

00:37:08Rocky Johnson, delivering the right hands to the Big Show.

00:37:11And he walked into that big size 22 by Eboo.

00:37:16What kind of champion Eddie Guerrero has against the big man, Come No Mercy.

00:37:21My opinion, Come No Mercy.

00:37:23My God.

00:37:24Wow.

00:37:25I think Eddie Guerrero's championship's in trouble.

00:37:28It's over.

00:37:29What a chokeslam by The Big Show.

00:37:33Here is your winner, The Big Show.

00:37:37I'm telling you, Cole.

00:37:38I think in ball four.

00:37:39At No Mercy.

00:37:40Latino Heat.

00:37:41Eddie Guerrero, the United States champion, is in trouble.

00:37:44I feel the Big Show is the favorite in that matchup.

00:37:47Eddie Guerrero made through the day.

00:37:50And he painted the Big Show's burritos.

00:37:54Eddie, last week you got your revenge on the Big Show.

00:37:57But it seems that you only angered the Giant.

00:37:59I mean, we saw what the Big Show did to that stagehand.

00:38:02And then the carnage left in the ring by the Big Show.

00:38:05Now, Eddie, that leads me to ask you this.

00:38:07Are you at all concerned about the Big Show exacting revenge on you tonight,

00:38:10or in just ten days live at No Mercy when your United States championship is on the line?

00:38:15I say, as far as Big Show taking his revenge on me tonight, I say,

00:38:19I say, don't worry about that, man.

00:38:20I'll just give him a burrito and send him on his way.

00:38:22Orale.

00:38:23No, Holmes.

00:38:24Let me let you in on a little something, I say.

00:38:27I got a lot of family all over, I say.

00:38:29And here in Hartford, I got some cousins, I say.

00:38:33So if he tries to take revenge on me tonight, I promise you one thing.

00:38:37It's gonna get real stinky around here.

00:38:40Now, to answer your question about No Mercy, you're asking me if I'm nervous, sissy?

00:38:47You're asking me if I'm nervous.

00:38:49Well, let me ask you a question.

00:38:51If a seven-foot giant was slamming you through the mat and throwing you all around, would you be nervous?

00:39:00Yeah, I do.

00:39:01Yeah, you bet your ass I'm nervous, sissy.

00:39:03I don't like it one bit.

00:39:04And much more, sissy, I don't like putting up my U.S. title on the line, sissy.

00:39:09That's my baby, bato.

00:39:11You know, but I believe, sissy.

00:39:15I believe, sissy.

00:39:16I believe, sissy.

00:39:17I believe in myself, Holmes.

00:39:18Tell me something.

00:39:19Do you believe?

00:39:20I believe, I believe.

00:39:21I believe, sissy, bato.

00:39:22That's right, man.

00:39:23I have hope.

00:39:24David and Goliath.

00:39:26Jack and the Beanstalk.

00:39:28Guerrero and Big Show.

00:39:30Orale!

00:39:31Deja hablarte de una historia ese!

00:39:33Habia un gigantes!

00:39:35Hey!

00:39:36Oh, my God!

00:39:37Jesus!

00:39:38I don't wanna be funny!

00:39:39Ah!

00:39:40Ah!

00:39:41Ah!

00:39:42Wow!

00:39:43I wanna be funny, Eddie!

00:39:44Ah!

00:39:45Ah!

00:39:46Ah!

00:39:47Ah!

00:39:48Ah!

00:39:49Ah!

00:39:50Ah!

00:39:51Ah!

00:39:52Ah!

00:39:53Ah!

00:39:54Ah!

00:39:55Ah!

00:39:56Ah!

00:39:57Ah!

00:39:58Ah!

00:39:59Ah!

00:40:00Ah!

00:40:01Ah!

00:40:02Ah!

00:40:03Ah!

00:40:04Ah!

00:40:05Ah!

00:40:06Ah!

00:40:07God!

00:40:08It was real!

00:40:09SmackDown presents WWE No Mercy, sponsored by Subway.

00:40:13No Mercy, coming to you live in just 10 days, Sunday, October 19th, from the First Mariner Arena in Baltimore, Maryland, and will be available on pay-per-view.

00:40:22Good?

00:40:23No, you don't have to be.

00:40:24Some way, eat fresh.

00:40:25And tonight, SmackDown comes from the Hartford Civic Center.

00:40:28And coming up next, a battle rap between Kurt Angle and John Cena.

00:40:34Things heating up between Cena and Angle in recent weeks.

00:40:37Last week in a tag team matchup, Cena outwrestled by Kurt Angle and had to resort to this, the use of that steel chain.

00:40:45John Cena, with the referee's back turned, would deliver the steel chain shot to the forehead of Kurt Angle.

00:40:52Allowing John Cena to pin Angle and pick up the victory for his team in this tag team matchup.

00:40:59Now we know, Cena, Kurt Angle, will meet in 10 days, one-on-one, at No Mercy.

00:41:08All right, here's the deal.

00:41:10In 10 days, Kurt Angle will be facing John Cena in this very ring in a wrestling match.

00:41:18But tonight, right here on SmackDown, Kurt Angle has challenged John Cena to a different competition.

00:41:27A competition, in my opinion, that John Cena's probably gonna do pretty good in.

00:41:31And it's called, a battle rap.

00:41:36So without any further ado, let's bring out, the doctor of Thuganomics, John Cena!

00:41:44Well, I have to agree with Taz, I believe John Cena would have the upper hand in this matchup here tonight, this battle rap.

00:41:56A little shocked earlier on when I learned that Kurt Angle had actually challenged John Cena to what apparently is John Cena's own game, a battle rap.

00:42:06He's got as much street cred as Michael Cole.

00:42:07I hear you.

00:42:08Yo, hit that turd burglar Kurt Angle's music, get him out here, I'm about to make him look foolish.

00:42:13I got some street cred.

00:42:14A little bit.

00:42:15Here's a guy with some in-ring cred.

00:42:16Kurt Angle.

00:42:17I got some street cred.

00:42:18A little bit.

00:42:19Here's a guy with some in-ring cred.

00:42:23Kurt Angle, John Cena, a battle rap here tonight, their matchup at No Mercy is gonna be a great one.

00:42:27Two best friends, John Cena.

00:42:30You got some in-ring cred, and I almost came in the middle, no!

00:42:32I got some street cred.

00:42:33I got some street cred.

00:42:34A little bit.

00:42:36Here's a guy with some in-ring cred.

00:42:41Kurt Angle, John Cena, battle rap here tonight, their matchup at No Mercy is gonna be a great one.

00:42:52one two contrasting styles the math-based wrestling of the olympic gold medalist the

00:42:58former wwe champion kurt angle in the pounded ground street attack the street style of john

00:43:07cena it will be a classic and no mercy

00:43:16okay guys guys let's uh let's line up it's john come over here come here let me explain

00:43:21that what's going to go down here okay both you guys are going to get an opportunity to lay down

00:43:28your rap everybody here in hartford right here tonight is going to it's going to decide which

00:43:37one of you guys sucked or which one of you guys should win so kurt being that you challenged cena

00:43:45i think john cena you should lay down your deal first so go for it you want me to go first

00:43:50yeah you go first all right you want a battle i refuse to get ripped you little you couldn't wrap a

00:44:01christmas gift you're not all american kurt you wore out the gimmick he couldn't win a bronze medal in the

00:44:10special olympics i'm the dirty america look in my eyes i'm right here you're the american dream i'm america's

00:44:20nightmare i'm just a punk off more people than prank calls hope you got your three eyes kurt because you got

00:44:31no

00:44:36and when god was handing out brains it's obvious you didn't get none i'm usually throwing up two fingers

00:44:43but you're special you only get one

00:44:46so hit this cat's music so the fans can say you suck too this finger doesn't mean you're number one

00:44:57kurt it means i'm saying

00:45:11except for that last line that was pretty good

00:45:24i mean cena i can't compete with that you're a tremendous rapper

00:45:30but i'll tell you what i'm gonna do

00:45:31instead of rapping tonight i'm gonna tell you a little story and it goes something like this

00:45:42there once was a kid who liked to talk a lot of smack

00:45:46he's actually whiter than me but he thinks he's black

00:46:01and the kid thinks that he's the king of talking trash

00:46:07until one day he bumped heads with the king of kicking ass

00:46:21he had a secret weapon he liked to use a steel chain

00:46:30i'll shove it straight up your ass if you try to use it again

00:46:37he can't run he can't hide it doesn't even matter if he's rapping

00:46:48because at no mercy when i get my hands on him his ass will be tapping

00:46:59and let me tell you the real reason why i'm out here tonight

00:47:02i didn't come out here to rap

00:47:07i came here to fight

00:47:11a close line to john cedar and emma right here and kurt angle with the upper hand

00:47:16and kurt angle suckered cedar out here tonight and angle is taking it to john cedar

00:47:21the barricade

00:47:26john cedar trying to run

00:47:29cut angle making sure he doesn't

00:47:31and first off the steel step goes john cedar

00:47:38i'll tell you what i think kurt angle might have won that competition

00:47:42you think yeah i think john cedar trying to come away and come on and it might run to the face of kurt angle

00:47:50the cheap shot by cedar and now cedar the street fighter on the attack

00:47:57i never expected kurt to come out and start nailing cedar but it worked but right now cedar

00:48:02cedar trying to choke out kurt angle with that stretcher last week when cedar was down he used

00:48:09the steel chain tonight he used the microphone you can't see me

00:48:15to the ribs of angle again those ribs i'll tell you what cedar put something on with those straight punk kicks

00:48:23i'll tell you shots of the ribs like that those ribs won't heal in 10 days no it'd be time for a

00:48:30time for a nephew

00:48:37one more for the road up and down and go cena a hat trick by

00:48:42kurt angle

00:48:48well for the ankle lock

00:48:49for the ankle lock it's cedar cedar hightailing it

00:48:53cedar just saved one of his legs that's for sure i think i'm gonna snap that ankle

00:48:58now you're cutting angle out sporting cedar tonight cedar's rapid ego threw cedar into this trap and

00:49:04curt angle capitalized on it will this be the story when these two meet at no mercy in 10 days

00:49:16a raging animal of destruction brock no brock no somebody's got to stop this man

00:49:22has found himself in the wrong yard i don't forget and i don't forgive brock lesnar i am

00:49:32un-stop-a-ball the undertaker you gotta date with the dead man the wwe championship

00:49:42smackdown presents no mercy live in 10 days only on pay-per-view

00:49:51no dude oh my god brock lesnar just laid out zach gowan with that steel chair and for what brock no

00:49:59oh my god an f5 the leg off the steel post this is a vicious premeditated assault

00:50:09when i was a little boy i had osteogenic sarcoma which is a form of bone cancer

00:50:14to prevent it from spreading to the rest of my body and killing me they had to cut it off at the

00:50:18source by amputating my leg a goal of mine has always to been a professional wrestler

00:50:22this kid is amazing zach gowan is living his dream can't believe this zach gowan is a wwe superstar

00:50:42nobody's gonna feel sorry for zach gowan he's got a contract like everybody else in the back

00:50:47this kid zach gowan he don't want nobody to feel sorry for him this is the night that zach

00:50:54gowan regrets ever signing his wwe contract where are we going you have no idea you have

00:51:01no idea you have no idea you have no idea you have no idea you have no idea you have no idea

00:51:11a goal of mine is always to be a professional wrestler

00:51:14zach gowan is living his dream

00:51:19and zach gowan continues to live that dream here tonight gowan in action against shannon moore

00:51:26is

00:51:36of course the sensei

00:51:36i know the sensei's out there

00:51:42the following contest is

00:51:47by matt hardy version one

00:51:49from raleigh north carolina weighing in at 209 pounds

00:51:54shannon moore

00:51:55shannon moore i mean matt hardy's always keeping an eye

00:51:59what's going on

00:52:08what's going on

00:52:10what's nice to be here

00:52:16what brings you out here tonight matt well isn't it obvious my mf for shannon moore

00:52:21you have it

00:52:25you have 159 pounds

00:52:31i'll tell you this kid is a courageous human being

00:52:33jack gowan won a contract in the wwe

00:52:35wrestling on one leg

00:52:37a leg that had been amputated because of cancer

00:52:40gowan had that leg broken by that animal brock lesner after being pushed down a 25 foot high

00:52:47the stairs jack gowan back tonight raring to go against shannon moore

00:52:53and you've got to give this kick credit

00:52:56oh something else is zach gowan overcome adversity his whole life and doing it again

00:53:00to you matt you know what we just saw a fantastic video package on zach gowan a minute ago

00:53:05he's been here five months matt hardy's been here five plus years there's never been a fantastic

00:53:09video package about matt hardy version one is that fair no it doesn't sound fair there's never been a

00:53:15video package on you there's never been a video package like that oh look at that no disrespect

00:53:19matt but this matchup isn't about you it's about zach gowan and shannon moore

00:53:24zach gowan vowing to win his first match up here tonight on his return to smack day that's my pupil

00:53:30oh it's your pupil is that what you teach your pupil to make fun of zach gowan a man out there

00:53:36the courage of this man out there wrestling with one leg that's what you teach your

00:53:39your m effort no i teach my m effort to treat everybody everyone fair and that is not the

00:53:44case with zach gowan all fired up cover and shannon moore just kicked out matt what exactly is your

00:53:50deal what what is your major problem with zach gowan well i may be going out on a limb here

00:53:54one limb specifically but zach gowan doesn't impress me as a wrestler shannon moore is a better wrestler

00:54:00he's a better entertainer oh my god adios amigo zach gowan bent in half in the corner yeah shannon

00:54:08doing like a northern light suplex into that turnbuff and remember zach gowan favoring that

00:54:12leg that leg broken at the hands of lesnar here's the cover hook of the leg and a kick out by zach

00:54:17gowan as we take another look check this out that's how scouting it lives on the back of his neck and

00:54:22shoulder there that's what i've been teaching shannon obviously but as i was saying before not only is

00:54:26shannon a better wrestler a better entertainer he's got a better physique and he's better overall than

00:54:31zach gowan why does zach gowan get more fanfare because he's got one leg and that's just not

00:54:36well here's the cover by shannon moore again and zach gowan kicks out yet again remember it's only been

00:54:41a few weeks since zach gowan has recuperated from that broken leg in the hands of lesnar yet gowan's out

00:54:47here tonight going one-on-one with shannon so matt matt not for nothing i mean you don't you don't feel

00:54:52you need to give zach gowan any credit on the fact that he's out there wrestling on one leg i mean you've been

00:54:57wrestling for years on two legs i've wrestled for two legs but i don't treat anybody different if

00:55:05someone's got one kidney i treat them the same there's people that are short you go shannon

00:55:11there's people who are shorter than me again by shannon moore and again a kick out by zach

00:55:15he's hanging in there there are people that are shorter than me that are taller than me i treat

00:55:19everyone the same you've always been nice to me and i'm only about a hit sometimes depending upon the

00:55:23matchup there are people that are maybe better than you in the ring eddie guerrero proving that last

00:55:27week in the u.s title matchup oh yeah see if something bad happens to zach gowan oh it's a

00:55:32tragedy zack brook it's like it's a tragedy no one was yelling tragedy last week when the guerrero

00:55:36screwed me out of the u.s championship well i have to admit the guerrero did use some shading

00:55:39tacky guerrero did keep the u.s title surely they cheated you mean surely cheated man oh look out

00:55:45jack gowan ducking to me jack gowan i hated cheating well that's a family tradition when it comes to the

00:55:53guerrero's but i'll tell you well nothing's new yeah he well zach's not taking the shortcuts in life

00:55:57shannon moore come on you know he's no mf he's a natural follower so he don't take shortcuts either

00:56:02shannon moore's the number one pupil of the sensei of matthew oh look at that

00:56:07i'll tell you what you probably want to

00:56:21what a neckbreaker what a neckbreaker that's hightailing out of here here's the cover but

00:56:27zack gowan knocked it and knocked him matt harnie down matt harnie deserved that i'll tell you what

00:56:33what a school boy a school boy shoulders down stepped up did he kick out i think he might have

00:56:40kicked out i think he might have kicked out zack gowan kicked out

00:56:43phenomenal toughness of match sense by zack gowan to kick out of that stack by shannon moore

00:56:53i'll tell you how many mentally tougher than zack gowan after everything his kids

00:56:57been doing in his life his mental prowess has been tough for years and gowan hanging in there

00:57:02just right there gowan fighting out of that superplex and planning shannon moore

00:57:07is gonna steal this match up

00:57:12oh

00:57:16what a landing there a vicious landing zach gowan

00:57:28christian and matt at the top wall and matt hardy a pathetic human

00:57:33wow shannon moore is gonna steal this match up because of matt hardy

00:57:39gowan screwed again by matt hardy

00:57:42is that what mattitude's all about dad is that what it's all about what winning

00:57:51so is that mattitude about winning i think it's about cheating well it's about taking advantage of a

00:57:57situation matt hardy had no business to beat in the middle of two guys beating up a one-legged man

00:58:02that's cheating well i guess maybe you're right it is cheating maybe on the streets of brooklyn you'd

00:58:06look at it that way well i didn't sound looking at it anyway i'm just saying the kid the kid did

00:58:10get robbed there's no doubt about it i have a backup rob last week so matt's probably you know p.o'd

00:58:15that gowan gave shannon moore all he could handle tonight he did

00:58:32you know p.o'd

00:58:36ten days away from no mercy in baltimore brock lesnar undertaker for the wwe title hey this is a big

00:58:42game and big evil's a big game player but brock's gotta realize that if brock wins this match it would

00:58:48cement lesnar's legacy as one of the greatest wwe champs of all time there's wwe cruiserweight

00:58:55titles on the line the stereo beats tajiri two of the greatest cruiserweights of all time through

00:59:01battle in baltimore at no mercy this should be an outstanding athletic contest this match not

00:59:07about burritos it's about the u.s title eddie guerrero versus the big show tell you what guerrero

00:59:12better have some more tricks up to steve because at no mercy the largest athlete in the world is coming

00:59:17for the u.s championship it's heating up kurt angle versus john cena at no mercy two distinct styles

00:59:23clashing the match not just the in-ring styles but the lifestyle for cena and angle it's come full

00:59:30circle cole and also at no mercy chris benoit versus the a train it's put up for shut up time for the big

00:59:37a train train claims that he can beat benoit well at no mercy a train will get that opportunity and also at

00:59:45no mercy in baltimore 10 days away the i quit match first ever father versus daughter mr mcmahon

00:59:51versus stephanie mcmahon and boy were the stakes ever well brought to a higher level earlier tonight

00:59:56oh big time stipulation as we found out you know earlier tonight and let's not forget about sable

01:00:02sable now gonna be in the corner of mr mcmahon and what about linda mcmahon linda's gonna be in

01:00:06stephanie's corner i'm offering my services in mr mcmahon's corner at no mercy

01:00:15the way i hear it you offer your services very freely to anyone

01:00:24well things would explode from there linda mcmahon who came out just to try to talk some sanity to

01:00:29her family would be embarrassed and humiliated by sable stephanie went after sable and mr mcmahon

01:00:37stephanie's father putting sable in front of his own daughter and his own wife linda and then and then

01:00:44watch this since stephanie comes again and mr mcmahon his own daughter gets dropped in front of his wife

01:00:52in front of linda mcmahon's stephanie's mom unreal mr mcmahon proving that in 10 days at no mercy

01:01:01he will stop at nothing to ensure that his daughter stephanie quits but look at the look

01:01:07oh man on the faces of mr mcmahon's daughter and his wife linda so at no mercy mcmahon stephanie

01:01:15first ever father versus daughter i quit match and remember if stephanie loses she has to quit

01:01:21as general manager of smackdown and if mcmahon loses he has to quit as the chairman of the wwe and

01:01:27and don't forget linda mcmahon and stephanie's corner sable in mr mcmahon's corner

01:01:39following six-man tag team matches can go for one fall approaching the rank from edmonton alberta

01:01:46weighing in at 229 pounds chris mcmahon well ladies and gentlemen no mercy 10 days benoit versus the a-train

01:01:56last week it was benoit versus charlie haas the a-train in commentary but a-train would stick it

01:02:02to chris benoit yeah whenever you get your own hold put on you by a guy that you don't like

01:02:07that sucks and a-train from behind catching chris benoit and putting him in the crossface

01:02:15can a-train do that to benoit can a-train make good on his pledge to beat benoit at the mercy

01:02:26and his partner is at a combined weight

01:02:32of 576 pounds bradshaw and baruch the a-t-a-t-a hey guys forever last week in the big tag team matchup

01:02:43shonequa had stuck her nose where it didn't belong and bradshaw made her pay i hate to say it but i'm

01:02:49thinking that uh shoneiko whoa for sure this calls out from hell and shonequa's injecting us off this

01:02:55match up from right on bradshaw uh-uh wait a minute whoa the passion attacking the apa from behind with

01:03:03steel chairs payback for the attack on shonequa from last week what a shot and here comes benoit

01:03:11uh-uh the roof just got nailed with that chair his head was in that steel guardrail there

01:03:16right now though it's the batchems against benoit the apa's been laid out this was supposed to be

01:03:28the a-train taking out chris benoit this matchup hasn't even started

01:03:38again right there a-train attacking benoit the other way when that you know benoit couldn't see him

01:03:43become the first year old for maryland a-train's gotta be careful he's just being able to look

01:03:48to be looking in the eyes of chris benoit across that ring well faruq cut after that

01:03:53it feels share shot trainers out with faruq a-train working on benoit the bashems have double-teamed

01:03:59bradshaw for what bradshaw did to shonequa supposed to be a six-man tag and come on

01:04:04watch out of your way here's the cover and bradshaw just kicking out well now it's it's

01:04:10the bashem and the a-train but i'm assuming against bradshaw and just benoit

01:04:15here's the cover again shoulders down bradshaw just kicks out keep in mind it was a steel chair

01:04:29to the head of bradshaw and now the knees to the face by the bashems as the basins are pulling apart

01:04:35bradshaw well it's revenge for shonequa cole that's what doug and dandy bashem are doing here

01:04:40to bradshaw yes shonequa not here tonight knocked out cold after the clothesline from hell last week

01:04:47a clothesline from hell that shonequa deserved after sticking her nose in bradshaw's business

01:04:51she woke up right of course she did she was knocked out oh and the elbow delivered to bradshaw

01:04:58and look at this the face cover kicked out by bradshaw who really needs to get to his corner

01:05:04now danny bashem here insult the injury with that cover grinding the form against the trail line

01:05:09of bradshaw now comes the massive a-train 350 pounds six foot eight a-train meet benoit no mercy

01:05:19right now stopping the hell out of bradshaw he's gonna beat

01:05:23that he will a train will beat benoit no mercy a train obsessed with defeating chris benoit

01:05:41i'm no doctor but you saw that you're right you're right that glazed look in the eyes of farrook

01:05:46almost looked concussed out there after that shot by that steel chair

01:05:53bradshaw back to his feet elbows to the midsection

01:05:59yeah you see farrook being helped to the back he may have a concussion that was a wicked

01:06:04shot with that steel chair when your head gets sandwiched before a steel chair and a steel guard

01:06:08of the hardware hardware doesn't make good for a thursday night you know what i'm saying

01:06:22bradshaw exploding out of the corner

01:06:29Here comes Benoit, hit off the tail, Benoit, A-Train attacks Benoit.

01:06:35The German suppress release by Benoit, boots to the midsection of that fashion.

01:06:39Across the corner.

01:06:41The machine like Chris Benoit in a fit of range right now.

01:06:44He's not like that's moving.

01:06:47But from behind again, A-Train attacks Benoit.

01:06:49Benoit is like a machine, very little wasted motion.

01:06:53Look at A-Train, that's the size difference.

01:06:56There's a difference behind him again, German, but that's the speed difference of Benoit.

01:07:00Well, imagine speed, technique, and leverage of Chris Benoit popping those hips.

01:07:04Double leg right there, scooping up.

01:07:06Looking for that sharp shooter, maybe, yep, there it is.

01:07:08One of the best in the world.

01:07:09This is Mission Specialist with a sharp shooter locked in.

01:07:12Change of the great Bret Hart right there.

01:07:14And does Basham breaking up the sharp shooter, Benoit is on fire right now.

01:07:19No doubt, another sharp shooter, yeah, there it is.

01:07:22Sharp shooter will get locked in, and again, it's Basham.

01:07:25It's not legal, not legal, not legal.

01:07:29And look at Benoit, got that elbow for that crossface power.

01:07:32Look at the crossface, look at the power.

01:07:34Benoit's trying to get out of that bail-like grip of the A-Train.

01:07:39Look at that, the train wreck, hook of the leg.

01:07:43One, two, one, two.

01:07:44That is the factor here tonight.

01:07:47Here are your winners, A-Train and the Bishop.

01:07:52Tell you what, Cole, ten days at no mercy, A-Chain just built some momentum for

01:07:55himself, defeating Chris Benoit, and it's supposed to be six minutes left.

01:07:59And the Bashams continue the assault on Bradshaw.

01:08:02All of this because Bradshaw puts an equal out with a clothesline from hell.

01:08:07There's the ball again from the Bashams.

01:08:10And that clothesline into that Russian leg sweep by Doug and Danny Basham.

01:08:15The Bashams and A-Train victorious here tonight on SmackDown.

01:08:20And again, the numbers were in their favor.

01:08:22I'll tell you, Sonequa's gotta be liking what the Bashams did in this matchup to Bradshaw.

01:08:28Well, here comes the pain.

01:08:35The following contest is scheduled for one fall for the WWE Championship.

01:08:46Making his way to the right for Minneapolis, Minnesota.

01:08:49Weighing in at 295 pounds, he's the WWE Champion, Brock Listener.

01:08:56And the challenger in the ring from Hartford, Connecticut,

01:09:01weighing in at 205 pounds, Paul Woodson.

01:09:06Brock Lesnar the Champion making his way along with SmackDown to Cincinnati next week.

01:09:12But I'll tell you, Brock Lesnar, in such a short time,

01:09:16has become one of the most despicable champions,

01:09:19one of the most despicable human beings I've ever seen here in the WWE.

01:09:25But what about the absurdity, Taz, of this matchup?

01:09:28Paul London, a local wrestler from here in Hartford, Connecticut,

01:09:32goes to Mr. McMahon and asks for a tryout match.

01:09:35Mr. McMahon so incensed with what the Undertaker did to Brock Lesnar earlier tonight,

01:09:39puts London into a matchup against Lesnar.

01:09:42And what does he do to brainwash the kid?

01:09:44He puts the title on the line.

01:09:46It's insane.

01:09:47Now it's to my understanding that you got yourself a hell of an opportunity tonight, right?

01:09:57It's because of you that I have to come out here and defend my WWE title.

01:10:06I'm not very happy about that.

01:10:09But I do respect, I do respect you having enough to come out here.

01:10:17Okay?

01:10:18You see, this title means the world to me.

01:10:23You see Live!

01:10:26You see Live!

01:10:28Now come on up here.

01:10:30You've tapped out!

01:10:31You sign off!

01:10:32The You Tapped Out chant, start again!

01:10:34Come on up here.

01:10:36And I want you to take a good look at...

01:10:40a good look at this WWE title

01:10:46tonight, someday, maybe, you could hold this very title.

01:10:57I'm going to give you one chance, all right?

01:11:02Not too many people can touch my title, okay?

01:11:07Did I tell you this title is the world to me?

01:11:11I did say that, right?

01:11:13Okay.

01:11:14All right.

01:11:15Now go ahead.

01:11:17You're all right, go ahead.

01:11:23Are you going to touch the damn thing, or are you just going to stand there?

01:11:34Just what I thought, Brock Lesnar preaching respect, Brock Lesnar respects no one.

01:11:40Mr. McMahon threw this kid into the lion's den with the biggest and

01:11:45baddest line of them all.

01:11:47Brock Lesnar, oh, God.

01:11:49Driving the knee into the kidney.

01:11:51This McMahon calling this a tryout match for this kid.

01:11:55Tell you what, title shot or not, opportunity in my ass, Paul London is going to get slaughtered.

01:12:01Taz, you know as well as I do, you've been in this business 15 years, you don't get tryout matches for the WWE title.

01:12:08This is an execution.

01:12:09This isn't a title match.

01:12:11Oh, Lesnar the animal driving London into the turnbuckle back first, and now to the other side.

01:12:17Especially what happened earlier tonight with that steel chain by The Undertaker, blasting Lesnar with a chair in hand.

01:12:27You've got to figure the rage, the anger that's in that man, Brock Lesnar, right now.

01:12:32He's got to be looking at Paul London like he is The Undertaker.

01:12:34Boom.

01:12:35Brock Lesnar planting Paul London.

01:12:39And this young kid is going to rue the day he ever walked into Mr. McMahon's office and asked for a tryout in front of his family and friends here in his hometown of Hartford.

01:12:51What's the crime in that?

01:12:53Number one, this kid Paul London going to get F-5 and a hell five.

01:12:58Will Lesnar be able to do that to The Undertaker with a title on the line at No Mercy?

01:13:06And here's the cover.

01:13:07Well, that's it.

01:13:08Lesnar showed absolutely no mercy for Paul London, making short work.

01:13:13Here is your winner and still WWE Champion, Brock Lesnar.

01:13:19It was just more or less a tune-up match for Brock Lesnar if you want to call it that.

01:13:24It was just something from Brock to bend his anger and frustration.

01:13:30Wait a minute.

01:13:31Brock Lesnar on, man.

01:13:37The kid's knocked out.

01:13:38That's why he just got, just don't even know where the hell he's at.

01:13:41Paul London over where he is.

01:13:42And look at the sick smile on Lesnar's face.

01:13:45This is the same animal that put Zach Gowen down a 25-foot flight of stairs and

01:13:51a wheelchair with a broken leg.

01:13:53This is the same damn thing.

01:13:55The poor.

01:13:56The poor.

01:13:57Hey, look at this.

01:13:58What the hell is that?

01:13:59That's Spanky.

01:14:00Spanky?

01:14:01Spanky.

01:14:02Spanky.

01:14:03Spanky coming out of here out of nowhere.

01:14:13Yeah, bro.

01:14:14You gotta give it up to the guts of Spanky, but Brock Lesnar.

01:14:20Was it guts or was it stupid, Cole?

01:14:22I don't, you know.

01:14:23My God!

01:14:24The back of Spanky's skull bouncing off that steel post.

01:14:29Get out!

01:14:33Spanky, yeah, Guts coming out here trying to attack Brock.

01:14:36Hey, hey, hey.

01:14:37Wait a minute.

01:14:39Big evil.

01:14:40I'm sorry that I come out here and spoiled all your fun, Brock.

01:14:54But I got something to say.

01:14:58And I think those two have had enough fun for one night.

01:15:04You see, you're not the only one around here that has how we say friends in high places.

01:15:13I just left the general manager's office and, well, there's been a couple of changes at No Mercy.

01:15:23Changes?

01:15:26Now, at No Mercy, it's still Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker for the WWE title.

01:15:38But now, the championship match is a biker chain match.

01:15:47What the hell is a biker chain match?

01:15:54I don't know, I think I've never heard of a biker chain match.

01:15:57I'll tell you what, if it involves that biker chain, from the looks of the FBI familiar tonight,

01:16:03it can't be good for the champion Brock Lesnar.

01:16:06That's not confidence in Lesnar's eyes either.

01:16:09That match definitely, you gotta do it there.

01:16:13The favor gotta be able to take this one, I mean.

01:16:17Looks like Tank was having to use that chain and Lesnar's blue concern, Cole.

01:16:21The stakes raised.

01:16:22Undertaker Lesnar for the title at No Mercy.

01:16:26A biker chain match.

01:16:28Well, Cole, let's go back to earlier tonight with this vicious attack by the Big Show.

01:16:34David and Goliath.

01:16:36Checking the Beanstalk.

01:16:38Guerrero and Big Show.

01:16:40Orale, deja hablarte de una historia ese.

01:16:43Había un gigante ese.

01:16:45Oh, my God.

01:16:47Jesus.

01:16:48You wanna be funny?

01:16:49Ah!

01:16:50Ah!

01:16:51Ah!

01:16:52Ah!

01:16:53Ah!

01:16:54Ah!

01:16:55Ah!

01:16:56Ah!

01:16:57Ah!

01:16:58Ah!

01:16:59Ah!

01:17:00Ah!

01:17:01Ah!

01:17:02Ah!

01:17:03Ah!

01:17:04Ah!

01:17:05Ah!

01:17:06Ah!

01:17:07Ah!

01:17:08Ah!

01:17:09Ah!

01:17:10Ah!

01:17:11Ah!

01:17:12Ah!

01:17:13Ah!

01:17:14Ah!

01:17:16Earlier tonight, Eddie Guerrero was viciously attacked by the Big Show.

01:17:19Since then, Eddie's been in with the trainer receiving treatment.

01:17:22Eddie's nephew, Chavo, has been in with him since Eddie...

01:17:25Chavo.

01:17:26How's Eddie doing?

01:17:27How's Eddie doing?

01:17:28How's Eddie doing?

01:17:29How do you think he's doing?

01:17:30He's pretty messed up right now.

01:17:32You know what?

01:17:33Eddie's tough, though.

01:17:34One thing, Big Show's not going to get away with this.

01:17:37Just like Eddie said last week,

01:17:40Montezuma ain't got nothing on the Guerreros.

01:17:48Calling you out, punk!

01:17:51You just beat the hell out of Eddie backstage,

01:17:54and there's nothing he can do about it.

01:17:56But that doesn't mean that there's nothing that I can't do about it.

01:18:01So if you got any huevos,

01:18:04you'll come out here with your big fat ass.

01:18:09I'm not leaving, I'll stay here all night.

01:18:12I got all day, Big Show.

01:18:15Come on, Big Show.

01:18:17Well, there's a referee in the ring.

01:18:25I guess Chavo wants a match with the Big Show.

01:18:29Sounds like Chavo hooked up, pulling out the big man.

01:18:32After Big Show attacked Eddie.

01:18:35Chavo's tag team partner and family member earlier tonight.

01:18:39Chavo, did you hit your head on something?

01:18:42Yeah, I got a screw loose, Holmes.

01:18:47Look at me.

01:18:48I am dressed to kill.

01:18:50I look good.

01:18:52I smell good.

01:18:54I'm going out tonight, and there's nothing that you can say that's going to make me come down there and slap you around like you need to be.

01:19:05Oh, you're going out tonight.

01:19:07Where are you going?

01:19:08A used car lot?

01:19:09Oh, maybe you're going to the shoe store to go sell some shoes, right?

01:19:15Or maybe you're not coming in this ring and you're making excuses.

01:19:19It's because you're chicken.

01:19:22Chicken.

01:19:25Son, my clothes cost more than you make in a year.

01:19:27Come on here, chicky-licky.

01:19:29Come on.

01:19:30Chavo better be careful here.

01:19:34I hope he knows what he's doing.

01:19:37Look at Chavo, man.

01:19:38He's got some guts, boy.

01:19:39Chavo's ready to go.

01:19:41Straight up calling out the Big Show.

01:19:43Chavo got what he wanted.

01:19:44He got the Big Show into the ring.

01:19:46Big Show's got that fancy sports jacket on.

01:19:49I'm sure Mr. McMahon bought it for him.

01:19:50Sure he did.

01:19:51That's not a large jacket.

01:19:53Well, here we go.

01:19:54This match is underway.

01:19:55Big Show's showered and cleaned up.

01:19:58Where's Chavo going?

01:20:00Come on.

01:20:01Big Show wants Chavo back in the ring.

01:20:03Let's go.

01:20:04Get in the ring, Chavo.

01:20:04Chavo bit off a little bit more than he can chew.

01:20:06Chavo took some second-guess in this thing now.

01:20:09One, two, three, four.

01:20:11But I don't get this.

01:20:12Chavo called the Big Show out here.

01:20:14Chavo.

01:20:15Chavo, I'm a little disappointed in Chavo.

01:20:18He needs to get his butt back in that ring.

01:20:20Defend his uncle's honor.

01:20:22And he got hurt by the Big Show.

01:20:23What, he's got a yellow streak down his back, this Chavo?

01:20:27He's got yellow tights on, but come on.

01:20:28And he's not going to like this.

01:20:30Chavo talked a lot, but he didn't back it up, and he got counted out.

01:20:35The winner gets back to the result of a countout, the Big Show.

01:20:40I'll tell you what, Chavo ain't got nothing to be proud of, that's for sure.

01:20:43I'm sure Eddie's going to be real upset with Chavo.

01:20:49What's Chavo doing here?

01:20:50Chavo, wait, something on.

01:20:54Viva la Raza.

01:20:56Hey, I think Chavo left smart in the Big Show.

01:21:00It's a truck?

01:21:03What the hell is a truck doing out here?

01:21:05It's not a low rider.

01:21:07It could be a low rider.

01:21:08You never know.

01:21:09That's not a low rider.

01:21:10That's a damn, that's a truck.

01:21:14That's very good.

01:21:14Cole, it's a, it's a sewage truck.

01:21:20Eddie Guerrero on top of the street.

01:21:23Everybody wants to fight us.

01:21:26Hey, man.

01:21:27I told you, I told you, don't mess with me, Holmes.

01:21:47But no, you're going to put your face in my business again.

01:21:51that's the way you want it

01:21:55okay man

01:21:56I want you

01:21:59to meet my cousin

01:22:01Chewie

01:22:02wait for a load of the big show man

01:22:05ah cousin Chewie

01:22:08the deaf one that's sad

01:22:09take it easy I gotta explain

01:22:11something to you man

01:22:12see I wanna explain this nice

01:22:15truck that my cousin Chewie has

01:22:17oh it's a special truck

01:22:21Holmes see and it's got

01:22:23a special hose attached to the

01:22:25side of it yeah that's right

01:22:27see that hose they say you put it

01:22:29in the ground and it sucks

01:22:31out all the

01:22:33caca you know what I mean let's say

01:22:36oh yeah man

01:22:39about a thousand

01:22:41gallons worth of it you know

01:22:43I think half of it's yours

01:22:45from last week Vato

01:22:47see

01:22:53but this is a

01:22:55special special truck

01:22:58Holmes

01:22:58it not only sucks out the caca

01:23:01but like you

01:23:04big show

01:23:05it blows

01:23:07so I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do

01:23:12now since you decided to mess

01:23:14with me I'm gonna mess with you

01:23:16back and say Eddie that's right me

01:23:18Latino heat I'm gonna get down this

01:23:21truck I'm gonna grab that special

01:23:23hose and I'm gonna cover your ass

01:23:25with

01:23:26with what I think that means

01:23:30you know what I know I got it

01:23:32and he can't be serious

01:23:36he can't be serious he sure as hell looks serious

01:23:40god he doesn't

01:23:41really like Spock's just hightailed it out of the ring

01:23:44yeah blame him that's on

01:23:45I can smell that truck from here Cole

01:23:47I thought it was your colomba

01:23:49he was doing the right thing

01:23:55of course he was doing the right thing

01:23:57right and what's up

01:23:59there

01:24:00don't

01:24:00come on

01:24:03I don't know the big shots

01:24:06oh wait a minute

01:24:07the shots fell down

01:24:09I don't trip him up

01:24:11that was a good job

01:24:12that was a job

01:24:14oh my god

01:24:15Can you believe this?

01:24:25Eddie Guerrero just saturating the Big Show with that skill.

01:24:30Man, Big Show embarrassed out here.

01:24:39Look at his face, look at this, my God.

01:24:43Eddie's the right, Eddie Guerrero's the last winner, man.

01:24:50Eddie's flushing his troubles down the drain.

01:24:53My God, this is disgusting.

01:24:57Big Show is all lost out.

01:25:00I said the mix exactly, it's a lifetime you've had for.

01:25:09Eddie Guerrero flushing his nemesis to Big Show.

01:25:13Oh, no, no, no, no!

01:25:15Oh, no, wait!

01:25:16Come on, man, get him!

01:25:19Come on!

01:25:21Get him, man, get him!

01:25:22The Show is just coming.

01:25:23The Show is...

01:25:24It reached out here.

01:25:26It's disgusting out here.

01:25:27Oh, my God!

01:25:29Big Show has been left a big, sopping title.

01:25:34Yeah, well, you know, I can't shave it up to see, but...

01:25:36Uh, yeah, he has been left a big, so...

01:25:40Big Show just might have passed off from the funeral and, uh...

01:25:44And he swallowed something out of the...

01:25:46Will you stop?

01:25:47Oh, man!

01:25:48Somebody give me a gas mask!

01:25:50Somebody give me a gas mask, someone give Big Show a phantom!

01:25:54What, though?

01:25:55Oh, there's not enough toilet paper in the world, ladies and gentlemen!

01:26:00Will it paper?

01:26:01It's like a little Hoffman had to run.

01:26:04It's like a little Hoffman had to run.

01:26:06We're coming from the streets of the ghetto at the end of the week.

01:26:09And they're going for his nice little, uh, pop-a-roll killers, yeah.

01:26:12Yeah.

01:26:13Yeah.

01:26:14Sucks on your bank, bro, that we can't trust.

01:26:16None of us will be latin'.

01:26:18I've never seen stuff like that in my life, though.

01:26:21A new era, just straight down the Big Show with a septic tank truck with sewage.

01:26:28I'll pay that.

01:26:30Me the kibasa, if you're not cheating, you're not trying.

01:26:38The Big Show left in a heap.

01:26:42A heap of you-know-what, somewhere called a saloon in El Paso, Texas, Eddie Guerrero's

01:26:49long-lost cousin, his long-lost cousin, Bernie Sanchez, he's smiling away with that

01:26:55big pussy mustache.

01:26:57Big Show!

01:27:01Oh, man, it's freaking out here.

01:27:03Heart broke.

01:27:04He's got a smell.

01:27:05He won't have that little nose in us.

01:27:07All I can tell you is this, in ten days at no mercy, when Big Show gets Eddie Guerrero in

01:27:14the ring with the U.S. title on the line, it could very well be hell to pay.

01:27:20Well, hopefully I don't bomb it out here, but the Big Show humiliated and embarrassed.

01:27:27And outsmarted, outsmarted by Latino Heat.

01:27:32Right here, outsmacked.

01:27:34I don't know, that was a good sandal.

01:27:36I think I ripped it off.

01:27:38For the second week in a row, it has been Guerrero's revenge on the Big Show.

01:27:45Cold, that's one unjolly giant.

01:27:51I think at no mercy, Eddie Guerrero's gonna get ripped from limb to limb.

01:27:56Florian loves the seventh village.

01:27:58Good night.

01:27:59Not this week before we come.

01:28:00And out of the sky.

01:28:00We will be right back in there.

01:28:01Alright, Mr.

01:28:09See ya.

01:28:10Back at, beginning cheer.

01:28:14Okay, mind loss.

01:28:15Evil are enjoying what to expect.

01:28:19We'll be okay to see you later.

WWE SMACKDOWN 09 OCTOBER 2003 FULL SHOW

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