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00:00Happy birthday dear Fuggy. Happy birthday to you.
00:09Hey! Blood candles.
00:13Oh, it smells nice actually.
00:15Oh, don't eat it.
00:16Here, it's okay to eat, I checked the ingredients.
00:18No, no, no.
00:19It is, I checked the ingredients.
00:20Ugh, no.
00:22No, mom, don't! No, no!
00:25Scrunch!
00:26It's not, I checked the ingredients, it has action in it.
00:29It does not.
00:30Yeah, it does, it's got, it's like dogs.
00:32It's not!
00:33It is!
00:34I checked the ingredients.
00:35How is it healthy for dogs actually to taste shit?
00:38What did you do that for?
00:40Why did you touch it, you fool?
00:42This doesn't look very good, does it?
00:44Well, obviously no.
00:45Stay down, stay down, stay down, stay down, stay down, stay down, stay down.
00:52Well, he's like a gazelle over the fence.
00:54Does that look alright?
00:56Look!
00:57Ha ha!
00:58Amazing!
00:59Mic drop!
01:00That's the fucking weirdest thing I've ever said.
01:02Perfect, perfect world.
01:07In the week, we bid a fond farewell to Hollywood icon Diane Keaton.
01:14We watched loads of great tell.
01:17A new Netflix series got us all a little hot under the collar.
01:21I don't know if I can fully love you until I get to like touch you.
01:26Girl, she's ridiculous.
01:29Let me lick you open now.
01:31Virgin Media One had us reminiscing about our school days.
01:35Get the one with the no squares in it.
01:38All you need is add, subtract, multiply and divide.
01:42Now you're a charged accountant.
01:44Well, this is it.
01:45And we were all invited around to this man's house by Netflix.
01:49Did you make this?
01:50Oh!
01:51Girl, go home.
01:53There's a chair made of tits.
01:56It's time to leave!
01:58In the liberties...
02:04What did I say last year I was getting?
02:07I don't know, Anita, you say a lot of things.
02:09Friends, Tracy and Anita.
02:12Where is it?
02:15No way.
02:16Rocks.
02:20Yes or no?
02:21Yes or no?
02:22No, you have to ask the yes or no question.
02:24Is it going to snow this year?
02:29Yes or no?
02:34Yes.
02:36Do you reckon I'm going to be rich?
02:38Yes or no?
02:40No.
02:43Are the aliens on their way?
02:45Yes or no?
02:49Yes.
02:51I told you.
02:52On Sunday night, Lucy Kennedy took us stateside to shack up with a well-known face on Virgin Media One.
03:02Oh, a little bit of Lucy!
03:03Fucking love Lucy.
03:04I haven't watched this in ages.
03:07In June of this year, I flew to LA to live with Keeping Up with the Kardashian reality TV star, Caitlyn Jenner.
03:14She's with Caitlyn Jenner?
03:15That's a big get, no?
03:16Yeah.
03:17It's quite a lot bigger than fucking Michael Healy Ray or whoever it is.
03:21Being transgender and a friend of Donald Trump, I couldn't wait to get to the bottom of the enigma that is Caitlyn Jenner.
03:28I think I like her.
03:29Don't she knock me off or is it being pals with Trump?
03:32Oh, this is going to be interesting.
03:34Hello?
03:35Are you the girl who wants an Airbnb for the weekend?
03:39Yes.
03:40Why won't you come in?
03:41Take your shoes off.
03:43There's your bed.
03:44Oh, my God.
03:45Anybody very famous slept here?
03:47Famous?
03:48Yeah.
03:49Yeah?
03:50Okay.
03:51Let's keep moving.
03:52See the girl that lives with her, Sophia?
03:54Yeah.
03:55She died only a week after filming this in a car accident at the bottom of the road.
03:59This is my good friend, my business partner.
04:02She lives on that side of the house.
04:04It's just like she's been held hostage.
04:05I kind of have this vision that you just kind of clean up in the background.
04:08That salad looks minging, doesn't it?
04:10I was about to say it looks lovely.
04:11Where's the potatoes?
04:12Where's the...
04:13I'd love that.
04:14No, I know, but like you need a bit of roughage as well.
04:16Like for me, all my stuff that I had, I mean, I ran away from it.
04:20I love mashed potato and salad.
04:22With mayonnaise or cream sauce.
04:24That's potato salad.
04:25No, I'm talking about a mashed potato.
04:27You can have mashed potato salad.
04:29You know, I'm 75 now.
04:32I'm not going to be around that much longer.
04:34I have to be honest.
04:35You don't look 75.
04:36Oh, thank you.
04:37I do.
04:38She's 75.
04:39God, she looks great.
04:41But you know what I noticed, because I'm following you as well.
04:44That underneath...
04:45What the fuck?
04:46What way do you pet your dog?
04:48Like a fucking source or...
04:51It didn't take long before we saw Lucy get stuck into the serious stuff.
04:55I had these gender things in my head, but nobody talked about it.
05:00Just keep your mouth shut, you know, and just play sports, you know?
05:04Yeah, but you know, wish you could have talked about it like kids do today.
05:07No, it would have ruined my entire life.
05:11Especially being like someone that's in the public eye as well, like you're...
05:16I suppose, yeah, isn't it, man?
05:18It's hard enough as it is, let alone like in front of the whole world.
05:20I suffer from gender ideology, gender dysphoria.
05:24I had all these things, but no matter what you do, I'm not a woman.
05:30That's very interesting, isn't it?
05:31Yeah, very interesting.
05:32Never heard trans people talk like that.
05:34No.
05:35I got introduced to Kris.
05:37And to be honest with you, we were married for 23 years.
05:39The first 15...
05:41We're happy.
05:42...were really good.
05:43Who was she married to?
05:44She was married to Kris Jenner, the Kardashian's mother.
05:48Oh, that is it.
05:49To be fair, I say Kris Jenner's an absolute melt to be married to.
05:54I think all of them are melts, honestly.
05:56Yeah, but where did he get it from?
05:57True.
05:58Later, the show gave us a revealing glimpse into Caitlyn's allegiances.
06:03You've always been pro-Trump, though, haven't you?
06:05No.
06:06I've known him for a long time.
06:07How can he be transgender and a friend with Donald Trump?
06:10You want to take off those rose-tinted sunglasses now, love?
06:13The media has done everything to try to stop him.
06:17Trump is against trans women and men, and she still supports him, like.
06:22It does not make sense, like.
06:24So do you not believe that he behaved badly with women in the past?
06:28I wouldn't say he's an angel.
06:30So you're gonna support a man that wants to take away your rights?
06:33That makes no fucking sense to me.
06:35Why does then Caitlyn think it's okay to give a shit then to other people?
06:38Yeah.
06:39All the shit she does with Trump and all that, and all the shit she talks about minorities.
06:42Like, that's...
06:43You're just doing exactly what you hate happening to a different community,
06:47another marginalised community.
06:49That's just bullshit.
06:50With her time in LA coming to an end,
06:52we saw Lucy make a final attempt to understand Caitlyn.
06:56I have no problem with trans people.
06:58I respect them, their decision to do what they're going to do.
07:02I want trans people to be able to get proper documentation.
07:06Sorry, she's just putting herself in a different box.
07:09She said she was in the wrong body.
07:11That's how other transgender people feel.
07:13Why are you so different?
07:14But you say they. Are you not one of them?
07:16Well, in my thinking, I'm a lot different than most of, a lot of them.
07:20She's the definition of turkeys that vote for Christmas.
07:22Mm-hmm.
07:23I think it's a very personal experience for each individual.
07:25It's the exact same with sexuality.
07:29Do you know what I mean?
07:31What harm are they doing?
07:32They're not doing any harm to you or me or anybody.
07:35And the only thing was, Kendall and Kylie said,
07:37well, what do we call you?
07:38I said, well, after a long time,
07:41I finally decided on Caitlyn.
07:43She goes, oh, good, you stayed with the Ks.
07:46They ate nothing, they are you lettuce.
07:48Yeah, I know.
07:49Like fucking rabbits.
07:50Jesus.
07:53In Dundalk.
07:55Look at what your mom threw over to me.
07:57She's actually unbelievable.
07:59David and his wife, Sarah.
08:02The only issue, right, is it's very tight around the skull.
08:06Your head's massive.
08:07So when I was trying to put it on earlier, I got a bit scared and stopped.
08:11It was like, it's like kind of giving Bert.
08:14See, it gets real tight around there.
08:20Fucking hell, David.
08:21I know.
08:22The dog's not helping.
08:23Just put it on.
08:25But see.
08:26Oh, you look lovely.
08:27It's nice, isn't it?
08:28You look like a wee fisherman's friend.
08:30All handmade.
08:31Gorgeous.
08:32It's good.
08:33I could go out in the boat tomorrow, catch some salmon.
08:35Yeah.
08:36This week, the long-awaited return of a much-loved series
08:40had us binging on Netflix.
08:44Love is blind.
08:46They can hear one another and they can chat,
08:48but they can't see one another.
08:50What did they come up with next?
08:52In the series, we followed a woman named Casey's surprising search for romance.
08:58I've never not been cheated on, so that's great.
09:02Is this the one where they, like, talk behind the screen the whole time then to get married?
09:07I think so.
09:08Now it's just, like, you can get to know me and then, you know, the looks are just a bonus for both of us.
09:14It's so beautiful that people don't get to know me.
09:19I don't want to fucking know you, you crying baby.
09:21Hi, what's your name?
09:23My name is Patrick and yours?
09:25I'm Casey.
09:26He's cute, eh?
09:27He's very cute.
09:29I'm a construction manager.
09:31I, uh, project scheduler.
09:33Okay.
09:34So I work remotely.
09:36Well, he's a construction manager and he works remotely.
09:38Have you put that block down?
09:40Yeah, great, great, great, great.
09:41Maybe you can come to Columbia.
09:43Ooh, that's fast, but I kind of like it.
09:45It's kind of spicy.
09:46Well, we might get married soon, you know?
09:48You're right.
09:49Remember me, Patrick.
09:51I will.
09:52I will, Casey.
09:53Following the success of their first encounter, we saw things heat up as the singletons met again.
10:00I don't know if I can fully love you until I get to, like, touch you.
10:07Girl.
10:08She's ridiculous.
10:09Oh my gosh, Patrick.
10:10We were changing.
10:12Yeah.
10:13And...
10:14Why is he touching him so?
10:16They were like, oh, you have a landing strip.
10:19And now that's been the whole talk.
10:21Shut up.
10:22What the?
10:23Are you serious?
10:24What you talking about?
10:26She's saying that she'll shave her poonani for him.
10:29Oh my God.
10:30No.
10:31You don't.
10:32Your neck all the way down.
10:37Stop touching your...
10:38He's definitely...
10:39Well, maybe he's just feeling horny and he's getting a reaction.
10:41Mom!
10:42Fucking stop.
10:43Don't hit me with that.
10:44See an erection on him in a minute.
10:46And then I'll probably put my mouth all over you.
10:49Mm-hmm.
10:50Girl, you know you're on TV.
10:52Like, what?
10:53I don't know how long I can do that for before I'm just going to want to sit on you.
10:58Oh!
10:59Yes!
11:00Oh, Jesus Christ!
11:02I'm going to go crazy on you, I think.
11:06Oh, is he getting sick into his own cop? That's what I'd be doing.
11:09This is like when you used to have those stations on Sky.
11:12You know you could ring up to, like, a babe station?
11:14Yeah!
11:15It opened my eyes to a different world.
11:19We watched in anticipation as we saw the duo meet in person for the very first time.
11:25Fucking course he picked her.
11:27I want to suck your...
11:34She's the type of girl now that it'll unveil and she'll go,
11:37Ew!
11:38Oh, he does. He likes her.
11:42Casey, what is that?
11:47Oh, they're clicking.
11:48She looks happy enough, I think, eh?
11:50Oh, hello, there's no, like, can I kiss you?
11:55Although I suppose she was like,
11:57Let me lick you till now!
12:01Um, I'm not in a second.
12:04Um...
12:05This is bringing awful flashbacks when I proposed to you.
12:08This is the worst thing ever.
12:09Yeah, you were awkward as fuck when you proposed to me.
12:11Will you marry me?
12:12Yeah.
12:13Yeah.
12:14Aw, that's actually kind of cute.
12:15I hope they actually get to you. I hope they like each other.
12:18Later, the programme gave us a timely update on the happy couple.
12:24The reality has hit, I'd say, Donny.
12:30Aw, I feel bad for him. He's getting publicly dumped on the telly.
12:32Oh.
12:33He deserves somebody that is so...
12:37Homelier?
12:39Downstairs?
12:40Obsessed with him?
12:41Aw, for fuck's sake.
12:42Aw!
12:43Will you go, will you?
12:44Don't play that card.
12:45Get it off your chest now and be straight with the guy.
12:47Oh, my God.
12:48Yeah.
12:49Yeah, you're an old?
12:50Yeah, yeah.
12:51I'm just kidding.
12:52Yeah, yeah.
12:53Really?
12:54Yeah.
12:55She's saying it's a TV show.
12:56But she's not breaking up with him.
12:57That's what she's saying.
12:58He's clinging to you like a limpet.
13:00Get it off him, you absolute fucking idiot.
13:02Loves patience when times are tough and, uh, hope I get to see you when I get back.
13:17He hasn't understood that he is getting broken up with.
13:18Yeah.
13:19I would love to know, did they meet up when they got back home to Denver?
13:21Google it.
13:22I would love to know, did they meet up when they got back home to Denver?
13:26Google it.
13:27Google it.
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13:44In Clare.
13:45I went to my book club during the week.
13:51Tig and his granny, Etty.
13:54First book that I was given to read was Riders by Julie Cooper.
14:02Julie.
14:03She died.
14:04Lord have mercy on her.
14:06It was supposed to be all sexual and all that crap.
14:12And I said, it's a disgrace, I said.
14:16It just came across that every time a man saw a woman, he saw her as a sex object, not
14:23as a person.
14:26And I found it a very hard read.
14:29And the only reason I finished reading it was because it was for the book club.
14:35On Sunday, a new series on Channel 4 took the game of chasing to new extremes.
14:4114 ordinary people from across the UK.
14:45Oh, I'd love to do this.
14:47Doing what?
14:48Have become fugitives.
14:50Oh, is this the hunter thing where they all have to flee?
14:53Oh, yes.
14:54I love this.
14:55Tracking them down is an elite team of police and military personnel.
14:58Go, go, go.
14:59You're like Jason Bourne.
15:01I would do that.
15:02I would definitely do it.
15:04Armed with the powers of the state.
15:06Where is that?
15:07Russia?
15:08UK.
15:13Get out of it, UK.
15:15Cameras everywhere.
15:16Cameras everywhere.
15:17And there's so much criminality.
15:19Yep.
15:20What's the point?
15:21In the show, we followed Shaq and his brother-in-law Warren's attempts to evade capture to land a big cash prize.
15:28When I win the 100 grand.
15:30When we win the 100 grand.
15:32Okay, yeah.
15:33Well, we, I, we, I.
15:34He's telling to ditch me.
15:36You're not supposed to be the same.
15:37That's the problem.
15:38Yeah, I know.
15:39One of you is supposed, it's like marriage.
15:41One of you is the brains and the other one's the action.
15:43I'm just saying.
15:44Ah.
15:45Ah.
15:46Brothers-in-law Shaq and Warren are hoping to get out of London.
15:51With the help of Warren's sister, Nadine.
15:54Trust nobody.
15:55Not even your family.
15:57We want you to go to Kent.
15:59We don't know exactly where yet.
16:01We're going to have to wing it.
16:04How hard would it be to find them when there's, I'm assuming, a cameraman running after them at full speed?
16:12I think our faces still can pick up on cameras.
16:16So, when you see a camera, make sure you just, you have your hand in front of your face.
16:20Cameras only look at the distance between your eyes, your nose and your mouth.
16:23And that's something that never changes no matter how old you get.
16:26And that's how they build a facial recognition profile.
16:28We've got Nadine's phone self-siting towards Kent.
16:33They're tracking her phone.
16:35Yeah.
16:36You say, what hope, have they?
16:38All right, take care. Drive safe, yeah?
16:42The glasses!
16:47She just wants to piss them off.
16:49I love it.
16:51Hello, how are you? You okay?
16:55Yes, thank you.
16:56My name is Warren, and I am on the run.
16:59And V is wondering if you could give us any help.
17:03See, in Ireland, though, literally everybody would help you out.
17:07Um, well, there's people chasing us, yeah.
17:10What time went you for?
17:11I don't even know, really.
17:12Oh, you're a superstar.
17:16What a man.
17:17I wouldn't believe them. I can't fuck off.
17:19Yeah, I can't fuck off.
17:21Rick's kindly offered to drop us to Canterbury.
17:24We need something to eat.
17:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:29Where are the cameras?
17:31Cover your face then.
17:32Don't pull over a big Tesco.
17:34Load the cameras.
17:36All right, I'll go in.
17:38All right, good kid.
17:39That's not suspicious at all.
17:41No.
17:42I think you're up in the police.
17:43We've just got CCTV from Tesco in Ashford.
17:46We believe it to be Warren, but his face is covered.
17:49There's a vehicle we should believe Warren has got out of.
17:51Dark blue golf.
17:53And now they have the car and the reg.
17:56This is not real life at all, in fucking fairness.
17:58It's not.
17:59There's no way they can actually do this.
18:00You couldn't do it that creek around there.
18:01It's just impossible.
18:02Later, we were on edge as the net closed around the would-be fugitives.
18:09Oh, my God.
18:10Oh, my God, they're right there.
18:11Oh.
18:12I don't know who saw it.
18:13Go on.
18:14Go on.
18:16There they are.
18:17There they are.
18:18There they are.
18:19Go, go, go.
18:20I could see you.
18:21You'd have your little fucking sly leg out to trip them up.
18:26They split.
18:27Well, he's like a gazelle, a whore on the fence.
18:29Jesus Christ.
18:30Well, I certainly wouldn't be able to do that.
18:32So I would be caught at this point.
18:35Steve's out.
18:36Steve's running.
18:37Steve's running.
18:38Shaka's got right.
18:39Oh, no.
18:40Oh, they're separated.
18:45Oh, look at this fella.
18:47Yeah.
18:48Yeah, I'm looking.
18:49Are the actors escaping?
18:50Samo, Samo, Samo.
18:53Your time on the run is over.
18:54Oh, no.
18:55He just jumped you out by the side of the wall.
19:00Hold on.
19:01The other one's still not there.
19:04Stop running outside.
19:05There's too many cameras, you becker.
19:07Stay down, stay down, stay down, stay down, stay down, stay down, stay down.
19:14Oh, get into the bin.
19:15Fully, like, get into the bin.
19:16Fully, like, get into the bin.
19:23Wow.
19:24Damn!
19:28They're making us wait till next week.
19:31I'm glad I live up here in Donegal.
19:32Yeah.
19:33Oh, Jesus, not be long they'll be catching up with the legs of you.
19:37In Dun Laogha, friends, David and John.
19:46I'm ashamed to say that yesterday I made my first proper Christmas plan with friends.
19:52You haven't asked me anything to do with Christmas yet.
19:55Who are these friends?
19:56David.
19:57Friends from my group.
19:58And also, like, I'm going to presume you're around closer to the time.
20:02Actually, now that I have you, I am not going home for the first time ever this year.
20:07I'm not going home to Christmas Eve.
20:08I'm away.
20:12On Friday evening, Channel 4 brought us some long-awaited news of hope from the Middle East.
20:19The ceasefire begins and people in Gaza escape their forced refuge in the south to see what is left.
20:25Now the bombs have stopped.
20:27Yeah, ceasefire in Gaza and peace deal.
20:29Is there?
20:30Yeah.
20:31When?
20:32We're enacting it now.
20:33Oh my God, I didn't know that.
20:38Imagine the relief that they're feeling.
20:39Yeah.
20:40I really hope.
20:41Like, could you just imagine?
20:42Stopped?
20:44For now.
20:45For now.
20:46Netanyahu threatened Hamas.
20:48They could do this the easy way or the hard way.
20:51And claimed it was his plan of heavy military and diplomatic pressure that has worked.
20:56Bullshit.
20:57It was a bully.
20:58You got blood on your hands now, mate.
21:00Yeah.
21:01But there are more who believe it is Trump who made this happen.
21:04It doesn't matter who did it once it's done.
21:07There is a small bit of me that thinks Trump may have helped it happen.
21:13The peace.
21:14The peace.
21:15Oh, look.
21:16Credit where credit is due.
21:17I think he got really.
21:18I hate to say that.
21:19Yes.
21:20Ghazans who had been forced by Israel yet again to flee the north, returning en masse.
21:27Look at the devastation.
21:28Oh my God.
21:29Jesus Christ.
21:30Jesus Christ, would you look at the state of the city.
21:32We're so happy, I swear, this young man says.
21:35God willing, the war will never come back.
21:38Oh, please let it last.
21:39It is, for so many, the most bittersweet of homecomings.
21:44Whole neighbourhoods, barely recognisable.
21:47Oh, God.
21:48Look what they're going back to, Barbara.
21:51Huh?
21:52They're going back to nothing.
21:54Nobody's left.
21:56It's just destruction.
21:58My message to the world is that hopefully God will alleviate our pain.
22:02Do you still know what I'd be bringing kids back there and stuff?
22:04These people have nothing.
22:05Hmm.
22:07So they're going back to try and rebuild what they did have.
22:12You will probably never know what it's like to have nothing.
22:15For now, this is a moment to think about how to rebuild all that's been lost
22:22and to process the trauma you've survived.
22:25Jesus Christ.
22:26He has that view in his mind for the rest of his days.
22:30Like, them kids aren't kids, you know what I mean?
22:32Like, they're not, like, they're not, like,
22:35like, actually really, really upsets me.
22:38It was hard seeing the videos of our colleagues
22:42returning to their homes,
22:43founding them literally in rubbles.
22:46This is heartbreaking.
22:48Just think, fucking, what's the point in all of this?
22:51Hmm.
22:52We haven't even got the chance to mourn those whom we lost.
22:54So now, we can at least, at least, feel the grief that we have always wanted a time to process.
23:02If someone died blind to you, you'd be able to actually go through grief.
23:05Yeah.
23:06And, like, have your funeral and have, like, your gathering with your family.
23:09No one's been able to do that.
23:11That's Channel 4 News.
23:12Have a very good evening.
23:13And you can go back and live a normal life
23:16without having any of the infrastructure that made your life normal.
23:19Like, it's so disgusting.
23:20For me, it's very cool.
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23:38In temporary, Anastasia and her dad, Noel.
23:48Right, question for you.
23:49What?
23:50Creating a new packet of crisps.
23:53What's the flavour that you're going to make?
23:54I don't eat crisps.
23:55It doesn't matter.
23:56What flavour would you make them?
23:58If this was making you a million euro now in the morning?
24:01But how would I know the flavour when I don't fucking eat fucking things in the worst place?
24:05But you don't have to eat them to be making them, like?
24:07But how would I know if they're on ice, then?
24:11What flavour would you pick to just answer the bloody question?
24:15Probably chocolate.
24:17On Sunday, a brand new Virgin Media One show took us back to school.
24:22At Carragoline Community School.
24:24Carragoline!
24:26Home from home for 1,100 Cork teenagers.
24:291100.
24:31This is a rebel education.
24:34This is just so weird to watch something that's filmed over the road.
24:39What?
24:40There was three classes in your entire school.
24:42Shut up.
24:43And my friend Jimmy Joe, he doubled at the principal.
24:47Yeah, again, like Hogwarts, we bring in the local goat.
24:50He taught maths.
24:52No wonder you had to repeat.
24:54I should never have told you that.
24:56School has always been a challenge for sixth-year student Alana.
25:00School isn't for everyone.
25:01People can say that, but it really just doesn't suit me at all.
25:04It's pure just self-control that I'm even still here.
25:07School's such a hard time.
25:08Like, the anxiety I used to have going to school every day, I hated it.
25:13So, get the one with the no squares in its area, alright, and then sub it into the quadratic.
25:18All you need is add, subtract, multiply and divide.
25:23Yeah.
25:24Got me through life.
25:26Yeah.
25:27Now you're a chartered accountant.
25:28Well, this is it.
25:30Alana has struggled with school refusal over the years, and almost dropped out completely in fourth year.
25:35Sounds like she just needs a bit more encouragement.
25:37And some confidence, isn't it?
25:38Yeah.
25:39I kind of felt that I was failing as a mother.
25:42That she was getting detention in school.
25:44But like, I don't know what else I could do.
25:47I know the feeling.
25:48Do you think it'd be easier for the kids if the teachers were a bit more like,
25:52just take a deep breath, like it's not the end of the world.
25:55Just do your best instead of like, this is the rest of your life.
26:00Alana is a Leaving Cert student with a poor history of school attendance.
26:05Oh, she volunteers.
26:07Good woman yourself, boy.
26:09We just want the best for her life, you know what I mean?
26:11The best thing that ever happened to be this place.
26:13Yeah.
26:14And it'll make you very self-sufficient as well.
26:16Yeah.
26:17And especially when you're so impressionable at that age, you just need one person to be like,
26:20you can do it.
26:21Yeah.
26:22And then that's it, you're gone, like.
26:23That motivation was just what Alana needed to get her back to school.
26:27It took time and it took effort and it took patience.
26:30If I didn't do something about it, I wouldn't be sitting here today.
26:32I wouldn't be in the school.
26:33I wouldn't, I don't know where I'd be, but it wouldn't be positive.
26:36You can see she wants to try, like.
26:38Oh, absolutely.
26:39You can see it in her, you know.
26:40I can tell you, hand upon heart, that what saved my life or my teenage brain,
26:45when I was living in West Cork, was this kind of alternative cafe opened called the Old Bakery.
26:50And I went in.
26:51That's the one you brought me to.
26:52Yeah.
26:53And I went in and I worked there from the age of 14.
26:55And there was people from New Zealand and France and people did yoga.
26:58And it was this whole world where I was slightly different, but I wasn't different in the cafe.
27:03Later, we saw Alana have a heart to heart with her principal, Paul.
27:08How are you getting on?
27:09Are you under pressure?
27:10Oh, desperately, yeah.
27:11Four hours of homework.
27:12I don't know, for ten hours a day.
27:13Like, I get here at eight o'clock in the morning and I'm already studying then.
27:16It is crazy, though, in the leaving store, where they expect people to study from fucking six o'clock in the evening
27:21to ten o'clock at night.
27:22Hmm.
27:23You talking to me, will you?
27:24Yeah, I will.
27:25The worry is that as the going gets tough, Alana may get going.
27:29Do talks like that resonate with kids?
27:32Because I remember when I was that age, when someone was trying to tell me something,
27:35I'd be like, oh, get around or whatever.
27:37Yeah.
27:38Today, Principal Burke has invited a very special guest to chat to the students about the pressures they face.
27:44How are we?
27:45It's your man from the Young Offenders.
27:48I'm really hoping Alana O'Manni can come in today because some of the things Shane will say can really help a person like Alana.
27:56Ah, she's there.
27:57If you need help, ask for fucking help.
28:00Alana knows better than most the importance of reaching out.
28:04Please.
28:05If you need help, ask for fucking help.
28:08Don't be embarrassed.
28:09Ask for help.
28:10In the back of my mind, I'm trying to, like, get myself together, figure out who I am, get my priorities straight.
28:14It's going to be a difficult one.
28:16I hope she got her leave insert.
28:17I hope she did too.
28:18Because she gets her leave insert.
28:19I hope she did too.
28:20And if she doesn't, who cares?
28:21No.
28:22It's not the end of the world.
28:23I never went to college.
28:24Look at me now.
28:26In the liberties.
28:27Is that a mask?
28:28Yeah.
28:29Oh, that's very robot looking.
28:30Friends, Tracy and Anita.
28:31It's one of them for getting rid of wrinkles.
28:32Ah, will you give me a second over.
28:33Oh, I'm not going to use it.
28:34The kids got it from me, but Jesus.
28:35They, that is very weird.
28:36I don't know how to turn it on.
28:37What does it blow out of steam?
28:38No.
28:39It's ultra light.
28:40You know the red light or the...
28:41I'm not able...
28:42Ah, will you fuck off now and stop.
28:43That's really freaking me out.
28:44It's like that mask.
28:45Is it Jason?
28:46No, not Jason.
28:47Friday the 14th, is it him?
28:48Oh, I know the one.
28:49I know, I know who you're talking about.
28:50Yeah.
28:51Yeah.
28:52I don't watch horror films in any way, so.
28:54I don't watch horror films in any way, so.
28:57I don't know how to turn it on.
28:58I don't know how to turn it on.
28:59What does it blow out of steam?
29:00No.
29:01It's ultra light.
29:02You know the red light or the...
29:03I'm not able...
29:04Oh, will you fuck off now and stop.
29:05That's really freaking me out.
29:06I don't watch horror films in any way, so.
29:11I shouldn't have hit them nuts.
29:13This week, a new Netflix series taught us about the inspiration
29:17for one of cinema's most brutal killers
29:20by introducing us to this man.
29:23What shocks you most about him?
29:26Gein would return the bones to the grave sometimes
29:30when he was done with them.
29:31That's Alfred Hitchcock I had up there on me wall.
29:33I know.
29:34He's kind of like the godfather of horror, really.
29:37But this means that he was, um...
29:38What?
29:41He was stripping the flesh from the bodies.
29:44This is the series about your man, Ed Gein,
29:47that all the horror movies are based on.
29:49Yeah, I...
29:50Psycho, Leatherface, Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
29:52Science Lambs.
29:53The main thing that he wanted was the skin.
29:57He flayed them.
29:59Yeah, so he's stripping them off their skin.
30:02He seemed, though, like, relatively okay.
30:06Ed Gein?
30:07Yeah.
30:08He was a really nice guy.
30:09He was misunderstood.
30:10No, but he seemed just a little bit troubled.
30:12He was, yeah.
30:13But with the murders, Dave.
30:14No, but I mean, like, mentally troubled.
30:16Yeah.
30:17I'm not verbalising very well.
30:19The show then gave us a glimpse at the real deal
30:21as we saw Ed Gein on a romantic date.
30:24I always wish I could go to one of these rollerblading places.
30:27It always looks so much fun.
30:28You know the ashtray?
30:29Which?
30:30The photo you showed me.
30:31The one with the skull.
30:32Yeah, what about it?
30:33Why does he sound like your man from The Muppets?
30:36Speaker?
30:37Oh, yeah, I know.
30:38I saw that picture and I thought,
30:39well, I could make something like that, so I did.
30:42I made a bowl out of one.
30:43It's my favourite bowl.
30:45Yeah, except there's an actual fuck on Yeoman's skulls.
30:48He's weird as fuck in this,
30:49but he's actually a very handsome man.
30:51You wanna see it?
30:53What, at your house?
30:55No, he's gonna turn you into a bowl.
30:57It's dark.
31:00I can't see anything.
31:02I don't care who he is.
31:03If it's your first date, why are you at his house?
31:07That's traditional.
31:08Oh, traditional keeps people alive.
31:11Let's go steady.
31:14Go steady?
31:15I'll go steady out the feckin' door
31:16and you wouldn't see me again.
31:18This is some serial killer forest gum shit going on right here.
31:21Eddie, what is this?
31:28It's a bowl made out of a skull.
31:31There's a bloody saw beside you.
31:32I know, but look, it's a bowl.
31:33That's what he was gonna show her as well.
31:35There's loads of stuff in there that she should be alarmed by.
31:37This house needs a woman's touch, John.
31:39Come on.
31:41Come on, where?
31:43Come on upstairs and I'll show you what I made out of some fallopian tubes.
31:48If I was ever in that situation, I'd just play it real cool.
31:51I'd be like, oh, yeah, sexy skull, sexy skull.
31:54Mother?
31:55Are you awake?
31:57And mother's stone dead now at this point.
31:59Oh, I don't like something's gonna happen.
32:01Eddie, what is this?
32:02What's what?
32:03This chair.
32:04Did you make this?
32:05Oh.
32:06There's a mark on it.
32:07Yeah, that's why I used it.
32:08I like the way it looked.
32:09It's a fuckin' nipple.
32:10Oh, no.
32:11It's set in a test.
32:12Mother.
32:13I have a surprise for you.
32:14She's gonna go in the weekend at Barney's.
32:15Move her hands on her.
32:16Eddie said you were poorly and I'm sure glad to see that you're on the mend.
32:21On the mend.
32:22On the mend?
32:23On the mend.
32:24Why entrely torn the chair, love?
32:25Is she asleep?
32:26She's dead.
32:43Is there some wrong with Sean?
32:44No, there's something wrong with her.
32:49there's something wrong yeah there is definitely something wrong with all right i gotta get out of
32:53here no girl go home there's a chair made of tits it's time to leave could you just could you give
33:02me a kiss before you go no kiss him ron kiss him i'd kiss him i'd be back sale bab he'd be a little
33:09bit endearing if it wasn't killing people and making furniture out of their skin what's endearing
33:17about i don't know he reminds me of forrest gump a little bit later in the show we watch the
33:23inspiration for one of the most iconic movie scenes of all time here we go i'm not gonna be able to
33:30sleep tonight oh is this the psycho psycho yeah oh the psycho sure thing oh me oh me nerve
33:47so unlock a new fear of the shower now oh that would freak you out wouldn't it here we go
33:57oh no hello
34:01oh this is psycho oh
34:20what's going on has this really happened or what no that has really happened but these people are
34:24watching the movie cycle because this is all about alfred hitchcock looking into ed gynes
34:33now come here if you're after writing a movie a horror movie like that and that's people's
34:37reactions they're walking out and getting sick and crying and all you'd be like i'm off to doing a
34:40great job
34:46right after training the bleeding blood from me
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35:03in donegal sisters barbara and janet it's freezing out there tonight i put it barbara it's fresh and
35:17dry you know the sick jumper on me oh freezing oh my god you haven't let it hurt you can we have
35:23summer back again please no all right get christmas out of the fucking road
35:27get christmas out of the way over my head i'm away no tree up again this year no no no nothing
35:37on wednesday we tuned in to virgin media one as the second series of faithless started with a gentle
35:44recap of the first series that was a lovely way to start mommy had an accident she's gone his wife has
35:53died right and he's got to rear the kids and do all everything on his own stop in the show we met
35:59family man sam as he enjoyed a quiet moment alone the door's locked i'm on the toilet
36:07that you was it
36:13do you lie in the toilet adorn the toilet with tissue paper when you're out the rim
36:20when i'm out yeah no i'm too late today whoever sits in it after me has to deal with my arse so it's
36:25kind of a pay it our pay it forward arse life i'm sorry we're running so late here no problems me too
36:30hold oh oh hey okay so see you in three days and the baby so cute i put this for today in your bag
36:40and the rest of milk i'll put in freezer is that his baby or is she just leaving him with a baby no
36:46that's his brother's baby oh i'm way too busy today nancy's starting flipping third class
36:52i've got a job interview so i would i would take creepy but i can't i can't i'm i'm sorry i won't
37:03do you know what that'd be like something i'd do that is you you're definitely yeah somebody could
37:08plong and i yeah yeah no bother the show also introduced us to sam's daughter lena
37:13in the aftermath of a heavy night out hi this is sharon i can't get to the phone leave your name
37:19and number after the tone hi saren it's lena
37:28hello
37:28oh hi saren i think i have food poisoning no the amount of times we just get sick calls
37:35of that and they're like yeah all right all right go on bye bye bye like you could tell they're like
37:39i'm dying bye
37:44piss off
37:46oh my heart
37:47all right oh the fucking call is still on oh fuck she hasn't hung up well at least sharon was cool
37:55not like larry the womb raider i don't think we'll ever be womb raiders they call him the womb raider
38:01because his name's larry croft and he's got a big willy excellent irish naming convention
38:09she slept with ivan oh sharon hasn't a clue message saved
38:16oh she doesn't realize it sharon's pin on everything is 50 50 just go in and grab her phone
38:22and delete it i have that saying now if you don't want nothing said don't say it at all i know but
38:27come on life is no good without a bit of a gossip and a bit of rumors we watched as sam tried to get
38:34out of his current bind with some help from his uncle i'm pitching today oh i am this close to
38:40selling my script you're not selling that scripts you want to help yes of course okay collect nancy
38:46tree and keep an eye on this one later nancy three this one later i gotta go okay good he's like you
38:51john every day trying to sell my script just like stressed off his face oh i love her she's one out
39:00dairy garden yeah i would like to bring you on board with grand pictures and i am worried that you
39:06won't be oh jesus christ just pretend you can't see them do you know that's actually something like
39:12what my father would do that is you could be in a big meeting and he'd walk up well how he is getting
39:17on do you know them no i never seen them before in my life you can't find the baby's milk i betcha so
39:26maybe why is he going for an interview in the restaurant that his daughter works in like that
39:43is just bound to have something go wrong with it 1.1 million tons of food waste in this country every
39:48year there are so many people who would be grateful for leftovers oh she's distracting quick
39:56mission complete good woman like this so long after my mom died i'm sitting there and i'm quite
40:03shocked and i'm thinking can't get any worse can it so any questions for me not right now i don't think
40:11he'd get the job poor sam i thought his name was buzz in this his name is sam oh
40:21in betty's town do you notice that spiders recently have turned absolutely like
40:27radioactive connor and his sister emma you know i'm like deadly afraid of spiders yeah and there's one
40:35living in the wing mirror of my car and it's been there like a month i'm not even joking i can't get
40:41it out it's like behind the mirror part there's a pain right yeah but every time i like come out in
40:47the morning he's just chilling in the web he's fucking huge he's like one of them garden spiders
40:51don't know how he's fitting in the mirror mind you but like he won't die like i'd be driving down
40:56the motorway 120 kilometers and this thing is clinging on like they're all built different charlotte's web
41:02which makes you the pig would you ever off this week we took a rummage on the channel 4 player
41:10so we could catch up with an old favorite
41:15yes my favorite if there was a republic island versus i would smash it out of the park and you
41:21know i would in the episode we were introduced to a 20-something tiktoker named josh i'm very
41:28competitive as a person so like when it comes to competitions i will win his food could be actually
41:33nice though i want to be invited to one of these josh starts by pruning his poultry why is he using
41:41scissors oh no oh don't put it back in the bowl dude that's disgusting josh knocks up the cinnamon and
41:49chili glaze oh my god oh no i hate that it's really good you're disgusting last up the main fillet steak
42:01with peppercorn sauce and hasselback potatoes surely you can't go wrong with steak tenderize your steak
42:08slam it down oh i really hope he's washing his hands like i'm feeling a bit like a champ um or should i
42:16say chimp oh there's something about you might just don't like later we got to meet josh's colorful
42:24dinner guests you killed that one that was sick what's with the shark like is it like a tropical night
42:30or something let's get this night started that's probably his piss carbonized or something so while he
42:39bangs in his starter i can't stand them ninja mark two boy yeah sweet corn in too many wings in that
42:48airfryer too many corns in that airfryer what do you think it is an industrial oven the starter's good
42:52to go i'm sure they'll like it fingers crossed the rest of the week of filming is cut off because they
42:57all got food poisoning they don't look cooked you don't get sick after this i'll never get sick so josh
43:08we went on a little snoop into your bedroom oh no uh we found a camera on a tripod yeah right in front
43:16of your bed well i may or may not sell my feet pics oh he's his foot on the table fake pics yeah mark
43:30do you like the feet he's disgusting i felt it the first time i looked at him you don't know him
43:37to not like him do you know what i mean get that out of my dinner get your foot out of my dinner to be
43:42fair i don't watch feet stuff obviously but i love falling asleep to watch an air wax removal videos
43:49doesn't look very appetizing sure it doesn't josh mine looks a bit blue
43:58i'm not surprised rebecca wanted the steak a bit more well done why's he covering it like that you're
44:02not going to get a good sear on it why is he covering it like that he's stealing it here you go
44:08oh wow thank you so much now it looks better with mixed reviews on the main it's time to liven
44:18things up a bit this is spin the wheel of truth what the is this so you guys can have a go right wheel of
44:28dubbilly dance
44:39yes
44:40fuck it up go on you do a belly dance
44:43What is it you're gonna have to nick mayo off my feet holy moly
45:13She did oh god you dirty bitch you little
45:18Knit bag you do it. I'm gonna do it. I can't believe it. Oh, he's doing it though. Is there any sauce that would make it easier?
45:23I think I think it's the toe. I don't think it's the sauce
45:26Putting your finger in your ear isn't gonna help is it?
45:29What she say?
45:32No
45:34That's not
45:36I had tuna mayonnaise my lunch today. I would never want to have it again. He just wants to be outrageous
45:42Do you know what you were right? I don't like him. Why is he washing his foot in the sink?
45:46It's not the day. I did not think I'll get your foot out of the fucking dishes
45:51I've had a great night. I've had some great food. Josh definitely deserves a nine. A nine!
46:00I'm gonna give Josh a nine
46:02This is why we fought for our independence
46:11Love is in the air. Lina has met someone and Sam has an awkward encounter with a crush
46:17All New Faithless continues next on virgin media play and one
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