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00:00I'm Trixie Mattel, the one and only skinny legend.
00:04Well, Mary, here's the tea.
00:06I'm expanding my business empire.
00:09My partner, David, and I bought a motel
00:11we found on the internet in Palm Springs, California.
00:16Before we knew it, we were in Palm Springs purchasing
00:19the damn thing.
00:20We laid down a cool $2 million, and we're
00:22pumping in another $500,000 to put this motel in drag.
00:27And it's not just for TV.
00:29It's real.
00:31Seven rooms, seven themes, but 100% Trixie Mattel.
00:36Some things that are artificial are actually very beautiful.
00:39Now here's the real tea.
00:40We have only four months to complete this project
00:42before our grand opening at Pride,
00:44and I embark on another international tour.
00:48It's a tall order, so I've hired a designer that gets my vibe.
00:52This project is my dream project.
00:54And the best Palm Springs project manager.
00:57Have you ever walked into a room with so many men
00:59working for you at one time?
01:00It happens to me all the time.
01:02Along with some free labor from some of my besties.
01:09Tracy called and said, I need a favor.
01:12So what else is new, bitch?
01:13By the time we are done, Mary, it is about to be the gaggiest,
01:17most iconic motel that has ever existed.
01:20And no two rooms will be alike.
01:22And where in the world can we pull this stunt off?
01:25Girl, where do you think?
01:33Wow.
01:34This is your motel's new home, girl.
01:37Hi, gays.
01:38Hello, gays.
01:39Hello, grays.
01:41Oh, hi.
01:45I'm the queen of the world.
01:47Yay.
01:48I'm the assistant of the world.
01:50Yay.
01:54I can't wait to see the motel.
01:55Gag, bitch.
02:07OK.
02:10OK.
02:12You know when you buy something off the internet, and then
02:14by the time it arrives, it's not really what you expected?
02:20OK.
02:21This is that moment.
02:23This place looks like a deflating balloon sounds.
02:30David is the one who signed for this package in person.
02:32So he must see something here that I don't.
02:36Hello.
02:36Oh, my god.
02:37Hello.
02:39Welcome to the Trixie Motel.
02:41You must be the mysterious new owner.
02:43That's me.
02:44You are in a suicide cult now.
02:45Welcome to the stage, caftan moment.
02:48Drink in hand.
02:49Drink in hand.
02:50Keys in hand.
02:50It's ours.
02:51Cute little pink flamingo.
02:53Is this the part where you tell me that those are the keys
02:55to a much nicer motel that we don't have to, like,
02:57totally redo?
02:58Um, no.
02:58This is it.
02:59I know it's been sitting here for a minute.
03:01So there's that.
03:04What does the inside look like?
03:06Um, it doesn't look right.
03:11Lots of browns, lots of beiges.
03:13The color palette's not working.
03:15But the outside, the pink, we love.
03:17I like the pink.
03:18And then inside, we got to put this place in drag.
03:20Should we look around?
03:22Well, I looked shitty a couple hours ago, too, so we can do this.
03:25Come on in.
03:27Is this the part where you tell me all the people who died here?
03:29This will be the lobby of the Trixie Motel.
03:33We have four months and about half a million dollars.
03:43I think it'll be fine.
03:45I think it'll be fabulous.
03:46We just, um...
03:47David.
03:48Listen, it's not great.
03:51Two questions.
03:52Are we insured, and do you have a match?
03:54No, no, it's not that bad.
03:56It's, I want to be gagging, and I'm not gagging.
03:59I don't even have a tickle in my throat.
04:01I'm supposed to be like, look at this, I stunted on all of you,
04:04and we're not stunting at the Texas Roadhouse.
04:07David, what have we done?
04:09It's going to be fine.
04:11We have an experienced project manager.
04:13We have a talented designer.
04:15Now we just need to manage someone's frivolous spending.
04:17My frivolous spending?
04:19I'm very in control of my coin purse.
04:23I mean, look at this.
04:25Rich.
04:28All right, here's room number one.
04:32Okay.
04:34This is one of our three suites with kitchenettes.
04:39I think we should start here.
04:42We got to start somewhere.
04:43Listen, it's got good bones.
04:46Yeah, it's 70 years old.
04:48So all things considered, not in bad shape.
04:51Right?
04:52So like, we've done inspection, like structurally,
04:55all that, it's fine?
04:56Yeah, yeah, yes.
04:58Okay. Yes.
04:59It's just like, I wanted it to be like,
05:01oh, the toenail just needs to be repainted.
05:03This toenail's broken off, it needs to be rebuilt,
05:06and then painted.
05:09I think it has potential.
05:12We got the ceilings, beautiful, paint them,
05:14brighten this place up.
05:16It's not old, it's vintage.
05:18I love that.
05:19Yeah, it's not old, it's vintage.
05:22Listen, let's take a look at the smaller size room.
05:25Yes, less problems in a smaller room.
05:29Mary, I'd love to tell you that this tour got better,
05:31but it did not.
05:33David gave me a lay of the land,
05:35and I've spared you a lot of bad carpet.
05:38It looks like taco meat.
05:39It looks like a Muppet with worms
05:41scooted its little ass across the floor.
05:45But here's the skinny, and I know skinny.
05:47There are seven rooms total.
05:49Three standard rooms.
05:54Three suites with kitchenettes.
05:59And one deluxe room.
06:00I've got big plans for her.
06:02That's not all.
06:03We've also got our common areas,
06:06a big ol' lobby and a bar.
06:08A check-in area.
06:10And we'll also need to update a 3,500-square-foot
06:14outdoor area with plenty of landscaping.
06:17And a pool.
06:19We're talking full reconstructive surgery.
06:23Would I say that I'm overwhelmed?
06:26No.
06:27Would I say that I'm disgusted, horrified,
06:33and I just want to take a match to the place?
06:36Yes.
06:38But I knew today was going to be a lot,
06:39so I asked a dear friend to come meet me.
06:42She has loads of experience in the hospitality industry,
06:46and I'm hoping for some words of encouragement.
06:49Look at that pink beauty.
06:51Now, where's the other pink beauty?
06:53Trixie?
07:00People might think, well, Lisa Vanderbump, why is she here?
07:03What the hell is she doing at Trixie Motel?
07:05Trixie!
07:06I have renovated many, many, many houses.
07:11And I've owned over 35 restaurants.
07:13And I have also, strangely enough, owned a hotel.
07:17This has to be the right place.
07:20I hope it's not, but I think it is.
07:22Hi, Lisa.
07:25You never disappoint.
07:27The body, can you believe?
07:28I have never seen you in a swimsuit.
07:31I've been on a juice fast.
07:35Tell me about this place.
07:37Well, I bought this on the internet.
07:39Dave and I bought this.
07:40What do you mean on the internet?
07:41I hadn't seen it in person until now.
07:43Honey, I know you do a lot of things on the internet,
07:45but I didn't think this was what I looked at.
07:48I mean, right now, it looks like a little bit of a hot mess.
07:52I'm glad you're here because I think I need a little bit of assurance in that.
07:58Have you done anything to it?
07:59We haven't really done anything to it.
08:01I mean, we're just kind of walking through seeing the lay of the land.
08:04How much was it?
08:05Uh, $1.9 million.
08:07So you just laid out $1.9 million on the internet?
08:13Well, David said it would look pretty good, and I trust him.
08:15Obviously, he has great taste.
08:17Have you worked together before, you guys?
08:19We've never gone in this deep on something together.
08:22I'm sure you've gone in this deep before.
08:25Well, look, everything you do is very aesthetic, but perfection doesn't happen in a day.
08:32How long have you got?
08:33So the budget is $500,000, and we have about four months.
08:37Have you got a contractor?
08:39Of course, I have a contractor.
08:41And to be fair, he thinks that this timeline and budget is a little tight as well.
08:45But I have to open this motel before we kick things off for pride.
08:49In my honest experience and opinion, I'm going to say normally you have to double the time
08:56and double the money.
08:57Does it need new electrics?
08:59Does it need air conditioning?
09:02It needs a little bit of work.
09:03It's the roof.
09:04It's the air conditioning.
09:05It's this entire terrace.
09:07Oh, it's also the pool.
09:09She might need a trip to the doctor.
09:11Little nip-tug, little cinch.
09:12A little facelift.
09:14I realize there's a lot, but I think there's some magic here.
09:18I hope you haven't bitten off more than you can chew.
09:21I've had a lot in my mouth, and I've always managed.
09:24You want to see the motel?
09:25Of course.
09:26Okay.
09:27How do you feel about the color brown?
09:29I hate it.
09:30Great.
09:31Great.
09:33This is going to be great.
09:41Here's our deluxe room.
09:44Oh my god, Trixie, there is so much work to do here.
09:49Showing a hospitality mogul around this janky, broke-down motel, it's like the saddest episode
09:56of Crips.
09:57This is one of our standard suites.
10:00That's the worst thing I've ever seen.
10:02The great or the beautiful light fitting?
10:05The fan.
10:06This area of the room, for some reason, smells like gasoline, we won't worry about that.
10:09It does, actually, or it could be puffy.
10:11What were you thinking when you committed $1.9 million to this?
10:17Well, I mean, I just feel like David and I have been together five years.
10:21We've spent five years of all of my dreams coming true.
10:24And David has gotten to watch all of it and has never been jealous or, like, anything.
10:28And I just feel like this motel is our dream together.
10:31And so I really want it to work because I just want him to have something that he puts into
10:37action that takes off that he can be really, really proud of.
10:40I'd love to hear that.
10:43I'm going to say that when I walked in and saw the status of this motel, I did have to
10:46remind myself why I love him and all this lovely time we've had together.
10:51You have to be really committed to this.
10:53This is going to be a lot of hard work.
10:56And you've got to be a perfectionist.
10:58Everything has got to be shiny and it's got to be absolutely beautiful when people come
11:03in.
11:04They're giving you money, so it's got to be perfect.
11:09You want to go to Palm Springs?
11:10Yeah.
11:11So, I have a little job for you.
11:16Oh.
11:17I want to see how industrious you are.
11:19Wow.
11:20Look at all these stars.
11:21I know, right?
11:22Nancy Sinatra.
11:25Mary Hart.
11:25Oh.
11:26Sonny Bono.
11:27Sonny Bono.
11:28Oh.
11:29Lisa Vanderbump.
11:31Come on.
11:34It looks great.
11:36Well, it needs a little polish.
11:37Do you have a person?
11:39Am I that person?
11:40You are that person.
11:42I am going to do anything to see how dedicated you are.
11:46Oh, God.
11:47Tell me how much you love me.
11:49Are you going to polish my star?
11:51Yes, I'll polish your star.
11:53Okay.
11:53This is the same color as my toothbrush, by the way.
11:56It's looking a little dusty.
11:58Wow, Lisa, she's really a filthy girl, huh?
12:00What about here?
12:01This looks filthy here.
12:03Sorry, sorry, sorry.
12:04Sorry, ma'am.
12:06Faster, faster, harder, harder.
12:09This is exhausting.
12:10Oh, come on, Trixie.
12:11You've got a motel to build, for God's sake.
12:14This is nothing.
12:15Somebody take a sledgehammer to that.
12:18Who would do that?
12:19That's part of being at the top, Lisa.
12:20You have a lot of haters, a lot of vandals.
12:25Okay, then, should we go and do some shopping?
12:27Yes.
12:28Let me help you up there, maid.
12:31I'll try to get up and try to make this as...
12:34So elegant.
12:36Come on, let's go shopping.
12:43Lisa's taking me out on the town,
12:44and Lisa's a little bit like an absent father.
12:46If you stick around, she'll probably buy you something.
12:49Wow, it's like we could furnish the whole place in here.
12:54I like this whole kind of mid-century modern
12:57that's so prolific in Palm Springs.
13:00Yes, I love the mid-century.
13:02I love the kitsch.
13:03I love the retro.
13:04It's just so specific.
13:06Okay, well, let's find something for the motel.
13:09Well, have you ever seen a blue penis?
13:12Oh, my God, that is gross.
13:15What do you use this for?
13:17Should I ask?
13:18It's a neck pillow.
13:19A neck pillow?
13:20When you're traveling on the plane.
13:22I'm going to go on a plane with a blue penis around my neck?
13:24I don't think so.
13:25Well, keep your cell phone in here,
13:26and you're charging while you're in here.
13:28Okay, that's for you.
13:29Does it come in pink?
13:31No.
13:31Thank God.
13:32Maybe next time.
13:36How do you really feel about this?
13:38Is it intimidating?
13:39I know you can't see my real expression
13:41because I have so much makeup on, but...
13:43You're scared.
13:44I mean, this is the scariest thing I've ever done.
13:46I mean, I'll walk out there in front of thousands of people
13:48and tell jokes and play guitar,
13:49but this is a whole different thing
13:51because this is risking real money.
13:53This is coming into Palm Springs
13:54and tossing your hat in the ring and saying,
13:57I'm going to do something great.
13:58I believe in you, Trixie.
13:59I think you got this, okay?
14:00Well, thank you.
14:02Careful with the money.
14:03It will run away with you.
14:04I will.
14:05All right, let's come find something
14:07that is quintessentially Palm Springs.
14:10Something that will inspire you
14:12that you can design a room around.
14:15If anybody can find it, we can find it.
14:17It's going to be here.
14:18Come on.
14:19Look at all the furniture.
14:20Lisa, would you buy this chair?
14:22No.
14:23Would you buy it now?
14:24Oh, no doubt.
14:28Oh.
14:30Come on.
14:31We're here for business.
14:33This is cute.
14:35This is really authentic.
14:36Let's give it a try.
14:38If it can hold you, it can hold me.
14:39You're so rude to me.
14:40I can't believe it.
14:41Oh, hold on.
14:47Pink.
14:48These are so cute.
14:51Flamingo lights?
14:52Come on.
14:53There's two of them.
14:54How much are they?
14:56270.
14:57That's all.
14:58270 is a lot.
14:59I'm buying the view.
15:00You are?
15:01Yes.
15:02I love them.
15:02Fishing for.
15:04We can do a whole flamingo room.
15:05Pink flamingos embody the spirit of Palm Springs.
15:08They're perfectly pink.
15:09They're a little bit kitsch and a little cheeky.
15:12Ah.
15:13Perfect to inspire the first room.
15:16Now, just punch in your pen.
15:18Okay.
15:19Oh, it's declined.
15:20Lisa Vanderpump's car was declined.
15:22You're right.
15:23We don't have to have them.
15:25No, we need them.
15:25Oh, so it's not declined, is it?
15:28She's good for it.
15:28She's good for it.
15:29I'll trust her.
15:30Well, I really appreciate all your help.
15:31Oh, I love you.
15:32Okay, listen.
15:33Have courage.
15:33Go forward.
15:34You've got this, okay?
15:35And I suppose you with the pink flamingo lamps.
15:37This is all we need.
15:38The renovation's done.
15:39That's it.
15:41I wish I was saying you're going to have the best time doing this.
15:45Well, I'm going to have your spirit here with me.
15:47And if you ever want to come do manual labor, you let me know.
15:49Oh, you know I don't do anything manual.
15:51Ha, ha, ha.
15:55So we've got the first room theme decided.
15:58What are we going to do now?
15:59Well, to get the motel done in time and on budget, we need to meet with our project manager, David Rios.
16:04Where?
16:05Your workshop.
16:06Oh, work.
16:09I brought the best of the best, Horacio Perez, to help us with all our engineering plans.
16:14You name it, he's your guy.
16:16David Rios got a head start on things before I got into town.
16:19He's been renovating stunning homes in Palm Springs for over 10 years.
16:24He knows all about navigating the system to get things done here.
16:28I don't know if you know, this was originally going to be an apartment.
16:32They built it and it was done.
16:35They changed their mind and said, let's do a motel.
16:38We basically want to turn this, which was like the owner's apartment, into another room, a bigger suite.
16:45A seventh room.
16:46Plans are to have a seven-room motel with a bar, with a nice lobby, with a nice check-in slash store.
16:53For us to move forward for the seventh room and the lobby, there's a lot of structure in there that maybe was okay 30, 40 years ago, and not today.
17:06We have to get approval from the city.
17:09The city is busy.
17:10That sounds like a lengthy process.
17:13David, I thought you said the structure was fine.
17:16We just needed to, and I quote, put it in drag.
17:19It is fine.
17:20I mean, it was fine.
17:22But to become the Trixie Motel, it's going to take a little bit more than a wig and some lipstick.
17:26For these rooms, I know that we're changing the colors and the textures, but we're not knocking down walls.
17:34Right.
17:34So basically, a lobby, bar, and a deluxe room are going to cause a deluxe headache.
17:40I know you guys are in a hurry.
17:41He works fast, and we need to get this finished.
17:45We have four months.
17:48How long is this permitting going to take?
17:50I mean, usually for permitting, it takes six months.
17:54I think we can make it happen, though.
17:56The plan of action, then, is to start here, kind of room one, and work our way around, right?
18:02Yeah, I think that's a great place.
18:03Yes.
18:03So you give me permission to move forward on all six rooms?
18:07I give you permission to move in on six rooms.
18:10In on six rooms?
18:11Okay.
18:12Inch by inch?
18:13You are so gross.
18:15I'm sorry about him.
18:16He's really over the line.
18:19Well, at least we know where to start.
18:20We got four months divided by a lot of work.
18:24So, what does that really mean?
18:27Two weeks per room will keep us on track and give us about a month to finish the rest of
18:31the property before the big pride party and before you leave for tour.
18:34Oh, great.
18:35Then one month for the rest of the property, not to mention all the permits that have to
18:38come through.
18:39I'm not worried at all.
18:42And tomorrow, we can have a more creative meeting with Danny to discuss the room designs.
18:46Sorry, I totally wasn't listening.
18:47I know.
18:48I can tell.
18:51All right.
18:54We have a lot of work to do.
18:56The Pink Flamingo Room.
18:59I think we can make it, like, elevated and sexy and rich.
19:03I love kitsch, and I love making kitsch elevated and cool.
19:09I've been doing that for, like, 15 years, so I'm with you.
19:12Danny's a fashion and interior designer, which is a little unconventional, but that totally
19:17fits my aesthetic.
19:18She has places in L.A. and Palm Springs that have gotten a lot of attention.
19:22Her design is so playful and so colorful, she's the only designer I could find that's
19:27on my wavelength.
19:28And she works with her fianc茅, Phillip, so he'll be another set of helping hands around
19:33here, which never hurts.
19:35I mean, something that I love to do when designing a room is to start with one element and then
19:40start building the design around that.
19:42Lisa gave us the inspiration with those pink flamingo lamps.
19:45Yes, it was a sign.
19:47So the pinkest of our rooms will be this room.
19:49Mm-hmm.
19:50So what are you thinking?
19:51Something that I did at my house that I love was matching sheets to a wallpaper.
19:57Oh.
19:58That is so bizarre.
20:00A lot of those old motels did have a lot of prints, so let's go big with the prints.
20:05There should be some stuff to break it up, not all just, like, patterns.
20:09Yeah.
20:09I think we can break it up with, like, actual, like, textural things.
20:13Great.
20:14How do you guys feel about doing a mural wall inside of a room?
20:18I love it.
20:19Really?
20:20I mean, as long as it's not too hard.
20:21You'd probably actually be really good at it.
20:23Maybe we can get you in a smock and get you painting the wall with us.
20:26I could paint.
20:27Okay, girls.
20:30We need to get out of Browntown and embrace all that is Palm Springs.
20:34So for this room, it's pink head to toe with a bit of green.
20:38On the main stage will be our feathery divas having a mural moment right behind the bed.
20:43We love an audience.
20:45Sheets, wallpaper, curtains, pattern, pattern, pattern.
20:49I'm living my mid-century modern fantasy.
20:52It's kitsch.
20:53It's cute.
20:54But not cheap.
20:55It's all custom, honey.
20:57We'll get some chic furniture off the rack and keep the flamingo theme flying with a statement-feathered chandelier.
21:03Gag, bitch.
21:04And, of course, the lamps that started it all.
21:07Thanks, Lisa.
21:09Yes!
21:09Well, what are we going to do in the kitchen?
21:14Just have a wet bar.
21:15Like, we don't need anything more than a sink and a mini fridge.
21:18Are we keeping this?
21:20I mean, I love a bar moment.
21:22I'm thinking definitely new countertops.
21:25Maybe even a terrazzo.
21:27Ooh, fancy.
21:28Yes.
21:30I really want to talk about this wall over here.
21:33Okay.
21:34The one big concern of mine is this monstrosity of a window.
21:39What is that?
21:40Well, how do we make it pretty?
21:41Because that's my concern.
21:43Would it be crazy to, like, have a custom stained glass window that we can just solder onto it?
21:51Custom, custom, custom.
21:52Everything custom.
21:53Spend the money.
21:54Well, budget, budget, budget.
21:55We can find, like, a small maker.
21:58There's a lot of people out there in the crafting community who make these.
22:02We could get, like, a custom design made.
22:05I am loving this process.
22:07It's a lot like drag.
22:08I mean, you start with what you have.
22:10You cover up the cracks.
22:11You do a little bit of painting.
22:12You dress it up.
22:13And if you do it right, someone's going to want to stay in you.
22:18No matter how long I've stayed in a motel, I don't, like, inhabit the closet.
22:23We can actually just, like, take all of this out.
22:26Make this room just, like, a nice clean box.
22:30Let's make it, like, a fabulous, like, dressing room.
22:32I want people to come in here and be like, a drag queen owns this place.
22:37Bathroom?
22:37I wouldn't even shit in here.
22:40Okay.
22:41I like the old pink vintage tile.
22:44I was going to say I'm a fan.
22:45I do, too.
22:46I don't know how we keep it and also update this bathroom.
22:51I'm leaning more towards whole new.
22:55People are going to come here and leave reviews.
22:58And if the bathrooms are a little run down, we might get two stars.
23:02But if there's one bathroom where the pink tile actually works, I think it's worth running with it.
23:07Save the money.
23:08Incorporate it into design.
23:09The fact that I'm on team save and not team spend right now is kind of wild.
23:14I'm suggesting we spend the budget wisely.
23:17Beautiful, chic, glamorous new bathrooms will be worth it in the long run.
23:22We outnumber him.
23:24What's he going to do?
23:25He's short.
23:26Let's sleep on it because I think in the end it'll pay off.
23:30And I guess I'll fight both of you.
23:33Okay.
23:34Take us on.
23:34All right.
23:36All right, you whore.
23:51We're here to break shit.
23:53What corner can we start taking our anger out on first?
23:55Let's say the kitchen first.
23:59Three, two, one.
24:01Trick to go.
24:02Woo!
24:04This is for every air conditioner that ever let me down.
24:08Ah!
24:09Yes!
24:10Are we really sledgehammering all of this?
24:13Yes.
24:13Don't control me.
24:15This is for every man who ever tried to control me.
24:18Yes!
24:21You know what?
24:22We're going to donate these boards to a karate class in need.
24:24Trixie is surprisingly butch.
24:30She's working through some problems.
24:34Oh my God.
24:36Is she okay?
24:37Are you okay?
24:37I'm fine.
24:40I'm fine.
24:41I'm fine.
24:42She's also a clumsy bitch and she fell down.
24:45So.
24:45The padding.
24:46I didn't even feel that.
24:48There was that as well.
24:50Okay.
24:51From what I've learned in 10 seconds of Demolition,
24:53it is a little warm in a wig.
24:56So I'll be back.
24:57I'll be back.
24:59I'll be back.
25:08Good riddance, you ugly bitch.
25:10We can donate this.
25:15Straight out the back.
25:17Ooh, through the back.
25:18This is a gay show.
25:23Almost there.
25:25Oh my God.
25:27It's hot in here.
25:28Oh, hello.
25:30Hi.
25:30Hi.
25:31Welcome to Palm Springs.
25:33For those of you who don't know,
25:34this is me out of drag.
25:36Still skinny, still rich,
25:37but somehow more heat retardant.
25:39Wow.
25:40This is crazy.
25:41Well, a lot of people don't understand
25:42what it takes to become Trixie
25:44and how uncomfortable it is for you.
25:47Drag is like Disneyland,
25:49but you're the ride.
25:51I'm not the teacups.
25:53I'm the tower of terror, bitch.
25:55I definitely feel more functional now.
25:58I'm going to go jump in the pool.
25:59Yeah, you're really wet.
26:00Yeah, I know.
26:01This was really hard.
26:02I've seen you sweat this much,
26:03but never from actually doing anything.
26:06The sweating is a lot.
26:07The sweating is a lot, you guys.
26:08It's hot in here.
26:08You guys are sweating a lot.
26:10That's the nicest thing
26:11you've ever said to me.
26:14Are you going to help?
26:15Jeez.
26:20Well, today was emotionally
26:22and physically draining.
26:23Our baby is this big, fat, pink hotel.
26:27And we don't want a baby.
26:29No.
26:31Our relationship has been five years to the day
26:34of pretty much watching all of my dreams come true
26:36right in front of our faces.
26:38And this project is one of David's dreams
26:40that I really, really want to see come true.
26:46He's been so sweet watching everything
26:48just fall into my lap every other week.
26:50And he's never surprised.
26:52He's like, I knew you could do it.
26:53Of course you could do it.
26:54This is his year.
26:55This is his thing.
27:00Right?
27:01That was really nice.
27:02Yeah, really nice.
27:04Well, I'm grateful for you
27:06and for our amazing team,
27:07but it's time for them to swoop in
27:09and break down this room.
27:14You know that if you stand in that mirror
27:15and say Palm Springs five times,
27:17an old gay guy shows up
27:19and tells you you can't change things
27:20in your motel because of a city code?
27:25I know you like this,
27:26but I think we need new bathrooms.
27:29As usual, even though it's called the Trixie Motel,
27:31everyone fights me to the end
27:33on every little detail, so.
27:35Crack.
27:35So what?
27:36Crack.
27:37We can fix a crack.
27:40Hey, my loves,
27:40you're not going to believe
27:41what I just found out.
27:43Bad news.
27:46There's just no possible way
27:48we're going to be able to achieve
27:49a brand new shower
27:51with tile and windows.
27:53And we opened this up.
27:55It's going to be like an additional
27:56maybe $25,000 per bathroom.
28:02Do you know how much cross-dressing
28:03I would have to do
28:04to get $25,000 times seven?
28:07I think we can make this work.
28:09We just have to elevate
28:10the rest of the space in the bathroom,
28:12so we should talk to Danny
28:13about this new pivot.
28:16Should I call her now?
28:17Yes.
28:18Definitely.
28:21Danny.
28:21Hey, what's up?
28:23I'm at the motel
28:24with Rios and Trixie,
28:25and we need a little
28:27creative meeting
28:28about these bathrooms.
28:30Could you possibly
28:31come meet us here?
28:32Yes, come with an open mind
28:33and an open heart
28:34and a desire to design.
28:35Yes, I will come right over.
28:37Great, see you soon.
28:38All right, see you guys.
28:39Bye.
28:39Bye.
28:41In my research,
28:42the number one thing
28:43hotel guests complain about
28:44is the bathroom.
28:45So I thought,
28:46let's have beautiful new bathrooms
28:47so no one will have anything
28:48to complain about.
28:49How do you explain
28:50the bathroom in your apartment?
28:53I'm not renting it out.
28:55Guess who gets
28:56to keep the bathrooms
28:57they liked?
28:59Woo!
29:00Oh, hello.
29:01Hey.
29:02What's going on, y'all?
29:03Hello.
29:04New project.
29:06We're building a Ponderosa.
29:07No, I'm just kidding.
29:08We are going to have to pivot
29:10because we are going to have
29:11to build around the tub
29:13and the tile as is.
29:14The, like, new bathroom idea
29:16was going to be really cool,
29:17but I'm happy to work
29:18with the original tile.
29:19We can, like,
29:20switch out elements
29:21and make it feel fresh.
29:22Would you be okay with that?
29:24My concern is always
29:25the guest's experience
29:26and what they might
29:28complain about
29:29once we open.
29:30Lucky for you guys,
29:32that sort of square
29:33vintage tile
29:33is really in style right now.
29:35People might not even know
29:37that it's vintage,
29:38especially with fresh grout
29:40and some fun green accents
29:41that tie into the room.
29:43I'm excited to see
29:44what you pull off.
29:45I think I can make
29:46something cute.
29:46I like a challenge.
29:47All right,
29:53let's take a look
29:53in the room
29:54and talk electrical.
29:57Electrical.
30:00So something that's
30:00really important,
30:01obviously,
30:01when you're staying
30:02at a hotel,
30:02you need to plug
30:03your phone in.
30:03Absolutely.
30:04We need to have chargers
30:05that are kind of discreetly,
30:06like, behind the
30:07little side tables.
30:09Most of the side tables
30:10are around 19 inches.
30:11So we'll have
30:12one right here
30:13and one right here?
30:14Exactly.
30:15I also want to change
30:16out all of these
30:17terrible fans
30:18into pendant fixtures.
30:20Is it one pendant,
30:21two pendants?
30:22This room's going
30:22to have one big pendant.
30:24I don't know,
30:24with this old wiring,
30:25a lot of times
30:26it's just fed
30:26along these lines.
30:27All I need to know
30:28is literally
30:29where you want it.
30:30Where's the position?
30:31Basically right here.
30:32That's center above the bed.
30:34Centered above the bed.
30:35So a little over.
30:36Yeah, exactly.
30:38I'm thinking
30:39because we're having
30:40little islands,
30:41if they're going to
30:42incorporate a plug
30:43in the island.
30:44I actually don't mind
30:45that because there's
30:46going to be like
30:47the overhang here
30:48so it'll be kind of
30:48hidden and I think
30:49a lot of people
30:50are going to like
30:50work from their
30:51laptop from like
30:53a stool right here
30:54so that's nice
30:55to have for sure.
30:56And then don't forget
30:57we got to put
30:58GFIs on sink areas.
31:00So is this going
31:01to like disrupt
31:02my backsplash right here?
31:04I mean how many
31:04outlets are we talking?
31:05It will.
31:06I think we're going
31:06to need a minimum
31:07of three there.
31:08But don't worry
31:08about that because
31:09we can grout around it,
31:10we can have special
31:11plastic plugs.
31:12And the best thing
31:12to do is look at
31:13I see electrical here.
31:14We just grab it,
31:15pull it down here,
31:16bam, saves you money,
31:18saves us time.
31:19Great.
31:19Well, if there's one
31:24thing I don't like,
31:26it's talking about
31:27spending money
31:27on expensive
31:28electrical work.
31:29But when you're
31:30dealing with a
31:3170-year-old motel,
31:32you're forced to.
31:34And that means
31:34entirely new electrical
31:35through the entire
31:37property.
31:38As a drag queen,
31:40I do insist
31:41that no expense
31:42was spared
31:43when it comes
31:43to air conditioning.
31:46Out with the
31:47old, disgusting,
31:48dirty swamp coolers
31:49and in with
31:50brand new
31:51air conditioning.
31:53Now that we're
31:54saving on a
31:54retro-tiled shower,
31:56some pops of color
31:57will save us
31:58some money
31:58and keep us
31:59on schedule.
32:01Gorge,
32:01great colors.
32:03We are so lucky
32:04to have this brick.
32:05Look how it just
32:05transforms with paint.
32:07Like, look at it.
32:08It's amazing.
32:09The only thing
32:09that's not blending
32:10in is that eyesore
32:12here.
32:13Now that there's
32:14fresh pink
32:15next to this
32:16not-so-fresh pink,
32:18it's not the best.
32:20It didn't work
32:21like we were
32:21hoping it would.
32:22We ended up
32:23going with a more
32:23tricksy, like,
32:24playful pink,
32:25and now it's
32:25making this look
32:26real dull.
32:27We can salvage
32:28this as well.
32:29We just have
32:30to reglaze it.
32:31I mean, I knew
32:31you could reglaze
32:32the tub,
32:32but that's amazing
32:33we can do that
32:34with the wall.
32:34It's super intense,
32:35like, five days.
32:36However, we can
32:37achieve two different
32:38looks, one on the
32:40tub and one on
32:41the walls as well,
32:42so you can still
32:43get that cohesive
32:44look here.
32:45and customize
32:46the color as well.
32:47Bag!
32:48Yeah.
32:48I would love to do,
32:49like, an accent
32:50bath color,
32:51otherwise I feel like
32:51there's just gonna be
32:52a lot of pink in here,
32:53and I'd love to tie
32:53some of the colors
32:54from the ceiling
32:54into here as well.
32:56Are you thinking
32:57a green bath?
32:58That could be fun.
32:59Are you really?
33:00Yeah!
33:00I think that is
33:01really cool.
33:02Right?
33:03I mean, that is so hot.
33:04That'd be cool.
33:05That is...
33:05I walked into a bathroom
33:06in a motel somewhere,
33:07and I saw a green
33:09bathtub,
33:09my heart would stop.
33:11A real bright,
33:12fresh green like that.
33:13Oh my God.
33:18Now that the bathroom
33:19plan is sorted,
33:20I gotta get to my
33:21first local gig.
33:22I'm gonna mingle
33:23with the Palm Springs
33:24elite.
33:25Our first number
33:26is I-16.
33:28I-16.
33:31Now, before I call
33:32any other numbers,
33:33I have a very special
33:35surprise guest
33:36that's going to join us,
33:37because she's here
33:38to make an amazing
33:40announcement,
33:41and I want you to give
33:42her a fabulous
33:42Palm Springs welcome,
33:44the outstanding
33:46Trixie Mattel!
33:48Well, I'm so happy
33:56to have you here,
33:57and you have
33:58this amazing
33:58announcement.
33:59Oh, yeah.
34:00Tell us all about it.
34:01Let me stretch first.
34:05I'm gay.
34:09When you know me
34:10as drag queen,
34:11I know the ABCs
34:12of drag always be
34:13closing a sale,
34:15so the Coral Sands
34:17Motel was on sale,
34:18and we're renovating
34:19it as the Trixie Motel.
34:20Trixie's Motel!
34:22Yeah!
34:23Yes!
34:23I love that!
34:25Yes.
34:25I love the name.
34:27Holiday Inn was taken,
34:28but Trixie Motel,
34:30I like it.
34:31It sounds beautiful,
34:32young, somewhat familiar.
34:35Any questions for Trixie
34:36about the motel?
34:38Will there be
34:39a loyalty program?
34:40The old gays
34:41are here, everybody.
34:42The old gays
34:42are here, yes.
34:44There will be
34:45an AARP discount.
34:47Okay.
34:50This is why
34:51you come to Palm Springs,
34:52okay?
34:58Trixie, darling!
35:00Hi!
35:01We're here!
35:04The old gays,
35:05it might surprise you,
35:06they're old.
35:07They blew up
35:07on the TikToks
35:08a couple years ago
35:09because they're hip,
35:10and they're friends of mine.
35:12They've made it possible
35:13for people like me
35:14to put on wigs
35:16and buy motels
35:17in the first place,
35:18and that's why
35:19it's so important to me
35:20that this motel
35:21is a part of this community.
35:23Is this your first venture
35:25like this,
35:26the motel
35:27that you're doing?
35:28I own the oldest gay bar
35:29in Wisconsin,
35:30actually older than
35:31Stonewall even.
35:32So that was kind of
35:33my first foray.
35:34And then I own
35:34the makeup company,
35:35but I mean,
35:36selling cosmetics
35:37I don't think
35:37is necessarily
35:38the same as running a motel.
35:39No, it's not.
35:40It's easier.
35:41Yeah.
35:41You think it's easier?
35:43If you build it,
35:44they will come?
35:44The Palm Springs!
35:46Girl, they already here,
35:48and you just haven't
35:48seen them yet.
35:49Yeah.
35:50For years,
35:50the government
35:51restricted
35:53the gay activity.
35:55They felt it
35:56was a negative influence,
35:59but they couldn't
36:00keep us out.
36:01We kept coming
36:02and coming,
36:04and so finally,
36:05they had to give in
36:07to the masses.
36:09Palm Springs
36:09didn't get its own
36:11gay bar
36:12until Street Bar
36:13opened in 1993.
36:16There have been
36:17several bars
36:18in Palm Springs
36:19that L.A. people
36:21have come down here,
36:23they've done
36:23their own style,
36:24and they've
36:25absolutely bombed.
36:27You've got to go
36:28with the flow
36:29of Palm Springs,
36:31but do it with style,
36:33your own style.
36:34If you're a drag queen
36:35owning a motel,
36:36you don't want to offer
36:37anything that you can
36:38get somewhere else.
36:38Is your place
36:40going to be
36:40clothing optional?
36:42It is when you're there.
36:53Hello?
36:55Come in!
36:56Oh!
36:57Yeah.
36:57Oh my god!
36:59Color is transformative.
37:02I love it's the color
37:03of after-dinner mints.
37:04Big plan today
37:05is a very detailed mural,
37:09one of the most detailed
37:10murals of this whole project.
37:12Okay.
37:13I think you're going
37:13to be a huge help
37:15if you're able
37:16to channel your makeup
37:18painting into a mural.
37:20We could really
37:21use some help here.
37:23Well, if you want
37:24something done right...
37:25Hire a drag queen?
37:26I guess!
37:27I'm kind of getting
37:28into this DIY thing,
37:29but honestly,
37:30drag queens,
37:30we're used to having...
37:31I mean,
37:31I've had to spray paint
37:33shoes,
37:34sew my own costumes,
37:35make my own wigs.
37:36I mean,
37:37a drag show
37:37on a budget
37:38is a milk crate
37:39and a barn light.
37:40Hey, hey!
37:42Hello!
37:42You guys ready for this?
37:44I think it's like driving.
37:45You never know
37:46until you try.
37:47I've been a comedian,
37:48an actress,
37:48a musician,
37:49a model.
37:50Why not mural painter?
37:52All right!
37:53All right!
37:54First stroke.
37:55All right.
37:56Bottoms up.
37:58This takes me back
37:59to my youth,
38:00growing up in the inner city
38:01in Philadelphia,
38:03and me and my child gang
38:04would tag the wall.
38:07I see a lot, you guys.
38:09I mean,
38:10I'm already completely
38:11tired of doing this.
38:14I mean,
38:14I like it,
38:15but it's fun
38:16if your job
38:17is to come by
38:17and paint for a little bit
38:18and leave.
38:19But if your job
38:19is to do this
38:20until it's over,
38:21Yeah.
38:22That's a lot.
38:24Doing the mural myself
38:25is supposed to save us money,
38:26but this is a really
38:27intricate mural,
38:28so it might just, like,
38:29add time.
38:30It's not great.
38:33I think we should,
38:34maybe,
38:35executive decision,
38:36simplify some future murals.
38:38I have been thinking that
38:39this whole time.
38:44We're not going
38:45to hit our target
38:46of getting this room
38:46done in two weeks,
38:47but going a few days
38:48over schedule
38:49won't kill us yet.
38:51In the meantime,
38:52I'm going to go to the city
38:53to talk about
38:54the liquor license
38:54and the permits
38:55for the seventh room
38:56and the lobby.
38:58It's definitely not glamorous,
39:00but I'm not the one
39:00with the motel
39:01named after me.
39:03Look it,
39:03we have cane
39:04wainscoting.
39:06How fancy is this?
39:07Okay, I have,
39:08to be honest,
39:09I sneaked by earlier
39:11and I saw it unpainted
39:13and I was fine with it.
39:16I know.
39:16But this is lit.
39:18Every time I walk
39:19into this room,
39:19there's a new detail.
39:21Danny really knows
39:21how to, like,
39:22take everything
39:24to the next level.
39:25I understand that Danny
39:26could spend another
39:27three weeks
39:28going wild on this room,
39:29but we have six more rooms,
39:30so we gotta...
39:32Okay, so you know
39:34we picked up
39:35that gorgeous tile
39:36for the kitchen?
39:37Uh-huh.
39:37There was some left over
39:38and we're gonna do
39:39some custom tiled
39:40pieces of furniture,
39:41like a little console
39:42right here.
39:43So that'll look
39:44really pretty
39:45and it'll tie in
39:46all the pinks
39:46and greens of the room.
39:48Work.
39:49What's going on in here?
39:51Oh, we're gonna put
39:52an amazing
39:53terrazzo top
39:54bar top here.
39:56It's gonna be so cute.
39:57We got all brand new
39:58shaker cabinets.
39:59We're gonna cover all of them
40:00with a really beautiful
40:01wooden tambour,
40:03so it's gonna have
40:03sort of that fun
40:05art deco feel to it
40:06that to me is very, like,
40:08Miami pink flamingo.
40:10What is tambour?
40:12Oh, my God,
40:12you're gonna love it.
40:13What is it?
40:14This has, like,
40:15been my favorite material
40:16to work with
40:16because it's such an easy way
40:18to upgrade any surface.
40:20What?
40:21Look at all these cuties.
40:22This is really cool.
40:24I mean, I love that
40:24we're using these
40:25more tangible materials,
40:27like cane and tambour,
40:29to really spice up the space.
40:31Which one of these
40:32is your favorite?
40:33I think we were talking
40:34about scale all the time,
40:35right, so I think
40:35we should try, like,
40:36this one.
40:36Let's see.
40:38Okay, imagine
40:39there's a cabinet door here.
40:40Just make believe.
40:41Put the baby one there, too.
40:43Let's just look at it.
40:43Okay.
40:45I mean,
40:46it's pretty obvious
40:46that this is too small
40:47and crazy.
40:48I kind of just want
40:48to use all of them now.
40:50They look kind of cute together.
40:51A bunch of small things
40:53of these, like,
40:54checkerboarded.
40:55Right?
40:55Would be so off the chain.
40:56Oh, my God.
40:57Rios, I think,
40:57would kill us.
40:58Next motel.
40:59Yeah.
41:00Let's focus on something easy.
41:02I think that this is too small.
41:03Yeah, I agree.
41:04This looks like
41:04a graham cracker or something.
41:07Nice.
41:08This one has a lot of texture
41:09and it's still nice and flat.
41:10I mean, this sucker is, like,
41:12look, three times the same.
41:13Yeah, it's really thick.
41:15I think the middle one
41:16is perfect, personally.
41:18I think so, too.
41:18Once it's painted,
41:19that is so cute.
41:20Right?
41:21Well, this is the winner.
41:22Yeah, I like this one.
41:23I think we should go for it.
41:25Let's put some lipstick
41:26on this pig and sell it.
41:28Yeah.
41:28Rios is going to kill us
41:29with all these little details,
41:31but, you know.
41:32He'll be fine.
41:33Yeah.
41:34It's part of the gig.
41:35He made it through the 80s.
41:36He'll be fine.
41:37I was able to find
41:38an amazing stained glass artist,
41:41and I think I'm going to be able
41:42to get a custom window made
41:44for the room.
41:45I just really hope
41:46that they get the color right
41:47because I feel like
41:47matching glass
41:49to my very specific color schemes
41:51in the rooms
41:52is going to be difficult.
41:53Oh, my God.
42:00It's so beautiful.
42:02It's perfect.
42:03This texture of glass
42:05is called rough rolled.
42:07It's a very, like,
42:09feathery texture.
42:10If you look at it
42:11from different angles,
42:12it really does look like...
42:13I love that.
42:14Yeah, like looking at, like,
42:16the down belly of a flamingo.
42:19It's going to be beautiful.
42:20It's so beautiful.
42:20I was just looking for a fix
42:22for a very ugly window,
42:23and I feel like we've wound up
42:24with a beautiful piece of art
42:26that's going to make
42:26such a high impact
42:27in this room.
42:29All right, I would love
42:30to see it up against there
42:31and get the full effect.
42:34Oh, my God.
42:35That is stunning.
42:36That's what it's going to look like.
42:37And what we're also doing
42:39is getting different colored films
42:41for the glass block,
42:42so some of the glass block
42:43is going to have
42:44this sort of color as well,
42:45and they're going to play
42:46in with each other.
42:46It's going to tie right in.
42:47Yeah.
42:54We have furniture coming in,
42:56tiles happening.
42:58Dani is on the details.
43:00We're keeping Trixie away
43:02so she can get
43:02the full first look experience.
43:03Are you nervous?
43:22I don't like sweating.
43:23I know, me too.
43:27It's the first room.
43:29It doesn't go right.
43:30Remember, you can't hit
43:32your partner on television.
43:33Trixie's going to love it.
43:36You think?
43:37Oh, 100%.
43:38Oh, my God.
43:48Oh, my God.
43:55I'm stunned.
43:57I shouldn't be stunned.
43:58I knew what it was going to look like.
44:00I knew the theme,
44:01but somehow walking in
44:02and seeing it all together
44:03it's a totally different thing.
44:06It's like...
44:06It's like...
44:07It's perfectly Trixie Motel.
44:14It's not even
44:16the same planet.
44:19You guys have put it in
44:20bone by bone,
44:22but seeing it as a skeleton,
44:23it's crazy, you guys.
44:25I've never seen anything like this.
44:28I just can't believe this is ours.
44:33I feel like my house was taken away
44:35by a hurricane,
44:36and now I'm like,
44:36I live here,
44:37but I don't get to live here.
44:39Can I live here?
44:41Can I live here?
44:46It's better than I ever would have
44:47ever imagined, Danny.
44:48I can't believe this came out of your brain.
44:50And this is the first room.
44:56I feel like so excited
44:57for the next one now.
44:59This kitchen is huge.
45:03Getting rid of those old appliances
45:04was an instant upgrade.
45:07The open shelf and new sink
45:08feel modern and retro
45:10all at once.
45:12We kept it simple
45:13and spent money on the things
45:14that you notice.
45:16I mean, I'm happy crying.
45:17If it was sad crying,
45:18you would know.
45:19This room was so sad
45:24and dark,
45:25and it's so bright
45:27and beautiful
45:28and glamorous now.
45:30It's like an old-time movie star
45:32came to Palm Springs
45:33to do Quaaludes
45:34and have a love affair.
45:37Look at the stained glass.
45:40The mural's amazing.
45:41It almost justifies
45:43the 11 and a half hours
45:44of work that it took
45:45five people.
45:47These are the lamps.
45:48Thank you, Lisa Vanderpump.
45:51So we went matchy-matchy
45:52with the curtains,
45:53the sheets,
45:54the linens,
45:54and it looked so chic
45:56and expensive looking.
45:57It was expensive.
45:59I'm worth it.
46:02And look at the little
46:03get-ready area.
46:04Yeah.
46:04All these pieces
46:08are just perfect.
46:11This vanity
46:12with good lighting,
46:14beautiful.
46:16I asked Danny
46:17to make this look
46:18like a drag queen
46:18owns this motel
46:19and mission accomplished.
46:22The vanities
46:22can be made
46:23in any color
46:24we want
46:24to suit each room.
46:25I'm going to say
46:26something I've never said before.
46:28I was wrong.
46:29About what?
46:30The bathroom?
46:32The bathroom.
46:36Look at the tub!
46:38That is insane.
46:40And this is the real title.
46:41That's the original.
46:42To match
46:42the exact color shade
46:43of the wall.
46:44We saved so much money.
46:46It looks like candy.
46:47Yeah.
46:48The reglazing
46:48in the bathroom.
46:49It's incredible.
46:51Okay, I'm convinced
46:52this is going to save us
46:53a lot of money
46:54if we do this
46:55in all the bathrooms.
46:56Yes, reglazing.
46:58Fancy.
46:58Looks so good.
47:00Well, this room
47:01I think turned out
47:02so perfect.
47:03It's so beautiful.
47:04It's glamorous.
47:05It's pink,
47:06but unexpected.
47:07It says,
47:08welcome to Palm Springs.
47:10I mean,
47:10I just couldn't be happier.
47:12Do you care to say that
47:13with any energy?
47:14Oh.
47:16Sorry.
47:17Did someone die?
47:18I really love it.
47:19It's perfect
47:20and I think it's great.
47:24Hello.
47:25Hello.
47:26Oh, my goodness.
47:28This is incredible.
47:30You guys.
47:30Hello.
47:34Hey, the whole time
47:35I've just been imagining
47:36how the guests will feel
47:37and how could they not
47:38feel anything besides
47:40overwhelm the best way.
47:41This is so lovely.
47:43So cool.
47:44They are so lucky.
47:46It embodies Palm Springs
47:47and your vibe, Trixie,
47:49I feel like your energy
47:50when I walk in here.
47:52It's amazing.
47:53Well, one down.
47:55We all contributed to this
47:56and we all made it happen.
47:58Should we do a little toast
47:59with some ros茅, possibly?
48:01Yes, blackout.
48:03Blackout.
48:03We deserve it.
48:04Put the room to good use.
48:06Blackout at the new motel.
48:07Believe it or not,
48:11I feel like I played it safe
48:13and I'm ready to take some risks.
48:15Whatever we do
48:15for the next room
48:16has to be like,
48:17mm, mm, mm,
48:18better, bigger, cooler.
48:20You know when a woman
48:21has a baby
48:22and she's like,
48:22how could I ever love
48:23anything more than you?
48:24That's what I feel like
48:25with this room.
48:26I mean,
48:28how could we ever make
48:28a room as perfect as this?
48:30I know I love it too,
48:31but we are going to have
48:32to do it six more times.
48:36You know how they say
48:37it gets better?
48:38I don't know if that's
48:39going to be the case here.
48:40We did go over schedule
48:42for this room,
48:42so we are really going to need
48:43to pick up the pace.
48:45And we may have spent
48:47a little too much
48:47on the motel-wide stuff,
48:49so we also really need
48:50to keep an eye
48:50on the bottom line.
48:51You people moving slowly
48:52has nothing to do with me.
48:54The good thing is
48:55we made some decisions
48:56that we can apply
48:57to the rest of the six rooms.
48:59Finally,
48:59some good news.
49:01Well,
49:01there's something
49:02I haven't told you yet.
49:04What is it?
49:05Well,
49:06we still need a liquor license
49:07and it is a very long
49:08and tedious process
49:10to get one.
49:13Oh,
49:14if we can't serve liquor,
49:15I'm not even coming here.
49:16I know.
49:17Sorry.
49:18I'll be at the Red Roof Inn.
49:20Blackout.
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