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00:00If it isn't the biggest pieces of shit I've ever seen in my entire life, I'm back on stage, bitches.
00:09Oh my god!
00:13Last night was my first performance in two years, and tonight, we're doing it again.
00:18Let me know when my mom gets here.
00:21Yes, there's still a lot to do with the motel, but there wouldn't be a motel if I didn't play to sold-out crowds.
00:27Mama's got to stay booked and blessed on the road, because I got bills to pay.
00:31Anybody else do it from a trailer?
00:32I could tell.
00:33Okay.
00:34This may look like a little concert to you, but it's really like a promo tour.
00:39I'm playing a show to a packed house of future Trixie Motel guests.
00:44Hey, stage manager, catch!
00:49I hate to bring up a sore subject, but what's up with that liquor license?
00:52I mean, I'm just letting David handle it right now, because I have the show to worry about,
00:55and so that needs to come together, and this show needs to come together, and we need to
00:59meet at the end successfully.
01:02How many performances do we have next year, you think?
01:04At least a couple hundred, right?
01:06Like, at least 150.
01:07Absolutely.
01:08So this motel has to be wrapped and done, so we can go do this until we die.
01:13This is horrible.
01:14I mean, performing is hard.
01:16I was living, and like, backstage, before we went on last night, I was like,
01:19but then, you know, when you're out there, it is plate spinning.
01:24There is no moment to relax.
01:25It is like...
01:26Definitely.
01:27Definitely.
01:27And you're not lip syncing.
01:29It is 100% you, and as you've said, when that, you know, has the potential of going,
01:34it's all...
01:35Woof!
01:35Well, now I'm a judge on a singing competition, so it's like, I also have to be like,
01:39try to go out there and sing half-decent, and then, you know, I wrote all the songs.
01:44You'd be amazed how much you still can forget the words when you wrote it.
01:48Copy that.
01:49But I just worry about, like, you know, stand-up is all about the momentum,
01:54and it's all about going out there, like...
01:56Warm, ready, practice.
01:58Warm, hot, like, ready to bounce with it.
02:01No matter what happens, you do have to just, like, bounce and keep bouncing.
02:05Absolutely.
02:05And you have to take in the room and accept what the audience is saying and give it back to them.
02:09It's a two-way conversation that you can't rehearse for.
02:12You talk about one of your favorite parts on tour being that it is the one mission of the day
02:17is to make the night go well, and that that singular focus is really helpful.
02:21But, yes, you have so many things going on in your life right now
02:24that this return to just a singular focus must be an adjustment.
02:27Sometimes I'm like, you are not fucking Bernadette Peters.
02:29Peters, you have a wig on and a dick.
02:33It's okay if things go wrong.
02:35Do you know what I mean?
02:36You're Bernadette Peters, yeah.
02:37Like, we've had these costume reveals not go right,
02:40and some nights when they go wrong, it makes me laugh and the show even gets better.
02:44And then some nights if it goes wrong, it pisses me off.
02:46I was going to also say the two scariest parts about skydiving
02:49are when you pull up in the parking lot and realize what you're about to do,
02:53and then when the door opens in the plane.
02:55So at this point, you know, we've parked, you're scared,
02:58so I'm about to kick you out right before the curtain
03:00and then the thunder and the little sparkly umbrella.
03:04I'm a little scared, but, but, we could have, I mean,
03:08this isn't our first tour either.
03:10We couldn't be here, we couldn't be doing this
03:11if there wasn't something we, you know.
03:13While I am the face of the motel,
03:15David is like the central nervous system,
03:17making sure everything's going okay so that I can stay in the fantasy.
03:22How do you come up with the themes
03:24and what are you thinking for the themes to come?
03:27Well, all the rooms kind of come from things that really inspire me.
03:30You know, the flamingo room is how much I love Palm Springs.
03:34And then the second room was the Queen of Hearts room
03:37because I love hearts.
03:39I'm a queen.
03:40I have a lot of sex, particularly Emily.
03:43I grew up listening to country music.
03:46I put out my first record singing country music
03:48and it will always have a very special place in my heart.
03:51Are you ready to hear what the next theme is?
03:53Yes.
03:54The Yeehaw Cowgirl Room.
03:58Cute, right?
03:59Yes.
03:59Why not?
04:00Howdy do.
04:01So many people come to my shows and they go,
04:03you're the first, like, country album or folk album I ever owned and liked.
04:08Because I think for a lot of queer people,
04:09they just think that music's not for them.
04:10I'm really enthused by the idea of this new, young, queer country
04:13between Lil Nas or Lil Peck.
04:15People don't think that country and Western stuff is, like,
04:19campy and queer, but it really is.
04:22Totally.
04:23And I think we have an opportunity to remind people that
04:25with a very cool room.
04:27Well, let me get you a sledgehammer
04:28and you can get at that face a little bit better.
04:30Shut up, bitch.
04:31I, I, I, I, I
04:36wanna see the night
04:38Well, welcome back.
04:47How was the gig?
04:48It was incredible.
04:49I know that's no surprise to anyone, but I was amazing.
04:53And I thought of the next room theme,
04:55the Yeehaw Cowgirl Room.
04:57What about here?
04:58What did I miss?
04:59Well, you didn't miss much.
05:01What have you been doing?
05:03While you were dipping in and out of Palm Springs,
05:05I was dipping in and out of the pool
05:06and you spent about $3,500
05:08to get all that tile removed
05:10and create a blank canvas for you
05:11to figure out what to do.
05:13So, you know, the money's really been flowing out.
05:15Great.
05:17I know I'm feeling overwhelmed.
05:19I know I feel bad
05:20because I can see you stressed out.
05:22I mean, you're losing your hair.
05:25I'm sorry.
05:26I care about the motel,
05:28but it's really important for me right now
05:29to stay on stage
05:30because I want people to be able to know
05:32about the motel when it comes out.
05:34If I'm gone for months,
05:35they're gonna be like,
05:36whatever happened to that person?
05:37She was so sexy and now she's gone.
05:43Tell me your vision for the pool deck.
05:45I want the pool deck ripped up and replaced
05:47because right now it's this, like,
05:48meet the Flintstones horrible.
05:51And I'm all about preservation,
05:52but mama, we gotta call it.
05:56I also want it to be versatile.
05:57I mean, I want it to be the perfect space
05:59to, like, relax,
06:01but I want the pool deck
06:02to still be able to host parties.
06:04Unfortunately, we can't tile the entire pool deck.
06:07The tile's just too expensive
06:08and too time-consuming.
06:10So I'm thinking we pour concrete
06:12over the full deck.
06:13We need to be able to add color in some ways,
06:16so I was thinking,
06:17like, a little pink and white stripe
06:20around the edge of the pool.
06:21We're on a budget here
06:23and we're on a time crunch,
06:24so if this is doable,
06:25I think it's a great choice.
06:26Okay, amazing.
06:28And then we can ditch that ugly blue tarp.
06:30I can't even, like,
06:31make an excuse for that blue tarp.
06:33I feel like we gotta go pink.
06:34We can add some mature ficus
06:36up against that wall
06:37to give privacy.
06:39We're supposed to open
06:40in just a few months,
06:41so we can't do baby treats.
06:43You gotta get mature ficus.
06:44I made the mistake
06:45of getting immature ficus
06:46at my house
06:47and it's gonna be years
06:48before I have the privacy
06:49that we wanted.
06:50I agree.
06:51First impression, bam.
06:52I'm hitting the dusty trail
07:00to a place just beyond city limits.
07:03On the outskirts of Palm Springs,
07:04there's a town
07:05where the tourists roam,
07:07spittoons runneth over,
07:09and the saloon doors swing.
07:11They call it Pioneertown.
07:44Look at you.
07:53Look at me.
07:54I don't know why I'm here.
07:56I've been bamboozled
07:57into coming to Pioneertown
07:58by my dear friend,
07:59Trixie Mattel.
08:02It's my friend Orville,
08:04best-looking face on the planet
08:05I've never seen.
08:06You look great.
08:07Can we see a turn?
08:09Queer people love him.
08:10Fashion people love him.
08:11Celebrities love him.
08:12His voice is beautiful.
08:13And he's a huge homosexual.
08:17Okay, wait.
08:18So why'd you drag me out here?
08:19What?
08:20You act like I'm one of those
08:21Hollywood friends
08:22who only reaches out
08:22when I need something.
08:24Literally are that friend,
08:25but no.
08:26I'm opening a motel
08:27in Palm Springs
08:28and one of the rooms
08:30is called
08:30the Yeehaw Cowgirl Room
08:32and I just really need
08:34to narrow down
08:34the inspiration
08:35and I mean,
08:36you're the perfect person
08:36to help out with that.
08:37Okay, the Yeehaw Cowgirl Room.
08:39That's gonna be amazing.
08:40I mean,
08:40you and I love
08:41Western shit.
08:43Of course.
08:44And we love delivering it
08:45to an audience
08:46that honestly
08:47doesn't always have
08:48the best relationship
08:50with that vibe.
08:51I mean,
08:51you gotta do
08:52the glamour
08:53and campness
08:54of country
08:55with the authenticity
08:57of like Western
08:58and then in like
09:00true Trixie fashion,
09:01I'm sure it's gonna be,
09:02you know, pink.
09:03If you do country
09:05or like Western well,
09:06you can really bring people
09:08into the fantasy.
09:08Of course.
09:09But if you don't do it right,
09:10you lose them at the door.
09:11Well, I think
09:11we're gonna find
09:12some good inspiration here.
09:13Yeah, let's walk.
09:16Look, there's a jail.
09:17You look good behind bars.
09:19I prefer it.
09:20I feel safe.
09:21You feel safer?
09:22I think the world does.
09:23This is what it was like
09:24when I was pretending
09:25to be heterosexual
09:25up until eighth grade.
09:27I mean,
09:28it wasn't very long
09:28and it wasn't very convincing.
09:30I mean,
09:31gorgeous,
09:32beautiful gowns.
09:32They knew I was coming.
09:34They said,
09:34get the shitty pink lace dress
09:35and put it out now.
09:36Beautiful gowns.
09:37Oh, look at this store.
09:38This is the best.
09:39It's got the best
09:40vintage cabal.
09:40Have you been here before?
09:42Yeah, of course.
09:42Oh, work.
09:46Whoa.
09:47Okay,
09:47this is where I'm at here.
09:49It's kind of pornographic, too.
09:51Like this on the buckle,
09:52a pinch is all it takes.
09:54Yeah, it's amazing.
09:55It's kind of suggestive.
09:57I mean,
09:57I think you should honestly
09:58get some cowboy hats.
10:00Well, you know I'm bald.
10:01Oh, here.
10:02This is your section.
10:03More sacrificial gowns.
10:05All your vintage
10:06is in, like,
10:07perfect condition.
10:09Wow.
10:09Oh, knives.
10:12Look at the tiny knife.
10:14That's yours.
10:16This would be great, though.
10:17Like, if I'm taking pics,
10:18I hold this in the other hand,
10:20and people are like,
10:21wow, that is so big.
10:23Look at that hunting knife.
10:24Orville, what are you doing?
10:27I'm looking at these
10:28vintage drawers.
10:29I kind of live for this,
10:30actually.
10:31Wow.
10:32I've never seen you
10:33in clean underwear before.
10:34Honestly, though,
10:35I live for this.
10:36Are these vintage?
10:38Yeah, they're vintage.
10:38I mean, clearly.
10:40Who are we that we're buying
10:4160-year-old underwear
10:43and a tiny knife?
10:44I mean...
10:44Where are we going?
10:45Wait, do you think
10:46that the way we look right now,
10:47this doesn't make sense to them?
10:49Sarah, do you think
10:52there's anything
10:52that would work in the room?
10:54So I have this pink saddle blanket
10:56that might work well in there.
11:00You show me this,
11:01and now you expect me
11:01to put this in a room
11:02where I don't get to keep it?
11:04That might just be yours.
11:06We also have some pillows
11:07down here that might work.
11:09Oh, those are pretty.
11:11Nice on a bedroom couch.
11:12Ooh, that.
11:13This one.
11:13Yeah.
11:14It's like it was made
11:14for the room.
11:15Perfect.
11:16So where are y'all off
11:17to you after this?
11:18We're going camping.
11:19We actually both love to camp.
11:21Are y'all set up?
11:22You got tents and blankets now.
11:24Well, I question
11:25whether you know
11:25what you're doing.
11:26Are there any wild animals
11:27around here?
11:28We do have quite a few coyotes,
11:31rattlesnakes, bears,
11:34and mountain lions, too.
11:35So be careful.
11:37Look, I think you got that knife.
11:40Well, bears I'm comfortable with.
11:42And cougars.
11:42And cougars, wolves, otters.
11:46Big naked and afraid energy.
11:48While Trixie is away,
11:51we really need to keep things
11:52moving at the motel.
11:54I've invited the team to meet me
11:55here to discuss landscaping,
11:57but the funds are limited,
11:58so we really need to make
11:59the most of what we have.
12:01As much as I love Trixie being here,
12:04it is nice to just get her out of the way
12:05so I can get shit done.
12:08So we have all these beautiful cacti
12:10that I'd like to salvage
12:11and get out of here
12:12because I don't want our guests
12:13injuring themselves
12:15on a little prick.
12:16The average person doesn't know
12:17that when you buy cactus,
12:20thousands of dollars.
12:21Cactus is so expensive.
12:23I mean, this is really valuable,
12:25and you guys got really lucky
12:26with beautiful landscaping.
12:28I think creating a whole focal point
12:31in the front,
12:31creating the curb appeal,
12:32and utilizing what we already have here,
12:35it's grabbing you,
12:35but it needs to grab attention
12:36in the front.
12:37And I think reusing these out there
12:39will really help with that.
12:41And the best thing about these are
12:42we can cut them and slice them
12:44to where we can actually
12:45make two out of one.
12:47Great.
12:58Mama, don't make me
12:59put on the dress again
13:01I can't stand the way
13:04it opens when I spin
13:06Ribbon bows around my shoulders
13:11and I'm only getting older
13:13Mama, don't make me
13:16put on the dress again
13:18Yee-hoo!
13:20Woo!
13:24I appreciate you coming
13:25all the way out here
13:26and your busy schedule.
13:27Oh, please.
13:28I think it's so cool
13:29you're opening a motel.
13:30I think so, too.
13:31And, you know, I mean,
13:32not all of my celebrity friends
13:33would come out here
13:34in the middle of the desert
13:35in the middle of the night
13:35to cook marshmallows
13:36over a not even
13:37that convincing campfire.
13:39So I really appreciate it.
13:40I mean, you know,
13:41like, I have a genuine affinity
13:43for motels.
13:44Why?
13:44I don't know.
13:45I think it's kind of like
13:46a slice of American culture
13:47in this weird way.
13:48Like, anyone can just show up,
13:50get a room,
13:51buy the hour,
13:52no questions asked.
13:53It's kind of like
13:54a meeting of weirdos,
13:56and I think there's something
13:57really interesting
13:58and unique about motel culture.
14:01It's one of those things
14:02that I don't know
14:03drag queens who've done this.
14:04No.
14:05But why haven't they?
14:06Who would I trust
14:07to put me up in a place
14:08with good lighting
14:09and good air conditioning
14:09across Dressel?
14:11You know what I mean?
14:12Right.
14:13Do you think I helped
14:15get you in touch
14:15with your inner cowgirl
14:16a bit more?
14:17You did,
14:18because you reminded me
14:19that it's about,
14:20of course,
14:20we put on the fringe
14:22and the rhinestones
14:23and the fantasy,
14:23but it's really about
14:24the genuine heart of it.
14:27Yeah, that's exactly,
14:28I mean, that's totally it.
14:29And honestly,
14:30you have one of the biggest hearts
14:31I know,
14:32so I think you're already winning.
14:36You're welcome.
14:38That's the one nice thing
14:39I'll ever say about you.
14:40I'm kind of off-put by it.
14:42Somebody put something
14:42in the marshmallows?
14:44Are you,
14:44are you coming on to me?
14:46I'm scared here.
14:47Are we on DMT?
14:48Are we in the desert
14:49doing drugs again?
14:51I mean,
14:51being a performer for so long,
14:53you know how it is.
14:54I've been in more motels
14:55than I probably have hot meals.
14:57Oh my God, fully.
14:58A quality motel experience
15:00is a life-changing experience.
15:02Like our digs this evening.
15:04Well, you know,
15:05we might actually not be
15:06sleeping in that
15:06because I think
15:07that she was right.
15:08I think there is bears out here.
15:11I think we should go
15:12somewhere more our speed.
15:14Cheers.
15:15Cheers.
15:16Girls trip.
15:22Oh, my grandpa used to say
15:24that'll put lead in your pencil.
15:26What's the pencil ring?
15:27I think you know
15:27what the pencil is.
15:28I got it.
15:29Yeah.
15:29Thanks, grandpa.
15:30Being out with you
15:33out there under the stars,
15:35this is the experience
15:36I want to create in the room.
15:38But, you know,
15:38I can't do that alone.
15:40I feel like we've really
15:41found our rhythm.
15:42We've got our inspiration
15:43for the room.
15:43I know.
15:44I'm sad to see it end.
15:45It's not going to end.
15:46I also have news for you.
15:48You have won
15:49an all-expenses-paid
15:51trip to my motel
15:52to do some manual labor
15:53for free.
15:54Woo!
15:56I can't wait.
15:56Wait, wait, wait.
15:57But when you say manual labor...
15:58I've seen you get drunk
15:59and tear walls off for fun.
16:01So why can't you just do that
16:02with me at my motel?
16:03Okay.
16:04Well, what does it entail?
16:05We're going to be doing
16:06a little bit of dismantling.
16:07There's sledgehammers.
16:08There's crowbars.
16:09I will tell you,
16:10way more fun
16:11than you think it'll be.
16:15I'm 100% down.
16:17I think it's really fun.
16:18Thankfully,
16:18I've been able to wrangle Orville
16:20into coming back to the motel.
16:22We'll get some demo done.
16:23We'll do a little DIY project.
16:26We'll spend quality time together.
16:28Nothing wrong with that.
16:29So long as it doesn't cost anything.
16:32I got to tell you this, though.
16:33Don't expect a finished motel.
16:35When it's anything to do with you,
16:36come in with the lowest of expectations.
16:39Oh, we've sung together.
16:41So you get it.
16:42Just set the bar low.
16:46To stay on schedule
16:47for our grand opening,
16:48we have to get
16:49the Yeehaw Cowgirl Room
16:50done in two weeks.
16:52As lady luck would have it,
16:54my friend,
16:56the Texan-born Brittany Broski
16:57will be passing through town.
16:59She will be the perfect person
17:01to vibe check this room.
17:04What's going on in here?
17:06I'm inspiring you.
17:08You're drawing me in like a siren.
17:09Yes.
17:10This is such a vibe.
17:12Are you getting inspired?
17:14Absolutely.
17:14This pink guitar is like
17:16inspiration to gnaw.
17:18Okay.
17:18Hopefully this helps you.
17:19I love it.
17:22Yeah.
17:23Any ideas?
17:24For...
17:25The Yeehaw Cowgirl Room.
17:28Oh.
17:31Don't you think this could be
17:32like the base color of it?
17:33This guitar is so perfect.
17:36You know what kind of gives me
17:37like a cowgirl vibe
17:38is like a pink and like turquoise.
17:41I would love that.
17:43We could find some cool
17:44vintage pieces of furniture,
17:46like funky western,
17:48like woody feeling,
17:49and then like update it
17:50and freshen it up
17:51with the bright colors
17:52in like a cow print,
17:54rainbow cow print.
17:55Oh, you had me
17:55at rainbow cow print.
17:57What do you think about a bed?
17:59I mean,
17:59what would be
18:00a cowgirl themed bed?
18:02What about a horseshoe?
18:03Lucky.
18:04Okay, that's cute.
18:05And that shape
18:06might actually work
18:07for a headboard.
18:08You think the two prongs
18:09are up
18:10or they face down?
18:11Can't face down.
18:12That's bad luck.
18:12I know that one.
18:13It is?
18:14Yeah.
18:15Oh, with everything going on
18:16with the bar situation,
18:17we need good luck, so...
18:18Yes, we do.
18:19We're not putting
18:19that horseshoe upside down.
18:20Up to God.
18:23Yeehaw Cowgirl.
18:24Now here's the vibe.
18:26We need a horseshoe shaped headboard
18:28that will draw anybody
18:29into the western fantasy,
18:31no matter how you ride.
18:32We'll go with pinks
18:34and turquoise
18:35for a southwestern feel.
18:37I want it to serve sexy saloon,
18:40so let's add some rustic wood chairs
18:41and really embrace
18:42that western motif.
18:45To finish it off,
18:47cow print.
18:48Oh, and a skull.
18:50That's definitely the mood.
18:51But make it rainbow
18:52because it's faux
18:53and very chic.
18:55Yeehaw Cowgirl.
18:57Giddy up.
18:59I personally think
19:01that this bar
19:01has potential.
19:03The color...
19:03Color's bad.
19:05It's old pantyhose.
19:06It's dirty dishwater.
19:08It's the color
19:09of an old man's skin.
19:11It's horrible.
19:13I tap dance in drag,
19:15and it's hard to find
19:16women's size 14 pink tap shoes.
19:19So what I've done
19:19is buy tap shoes
19:21and paint them
19:21with leather paint.
19:23So you dance your ass off
19:24in these tap shoes
19:25and the paint holds up.
19:26The paint holds up.
19:27Okay, I say let's give it a go.
19:28If you clean the leather,
19:29it really clings to it,
19:31and it almost has
19:32a latex paint finish
19:33where it moves.
19:35Okay.
19:35So like,
19:36if we spray painted this,
19:37you push it,
19:37it would crack.
19:38Yeah, exactly.
19:39A leather paint will move.
19:40Oh, okay.
19:41And then maybe we can go in
19:42and like,
19:42this is maybe wild.
19:44Replace some of these
19:45with stones.
19:46So then it's like
19:46a leather paint.
19:47I will,
19:48I'll look at it.
19:49I think,
19:49I'm down to entertain
19:51the idea,
19:52but like,
19:53this room's gonna be
19:54very extra
19:55already.
19:57Yeah.
19:57I guess we are
19:58painting skulls.
19:59Yeah,
20:00we're painting skulls.
20:01We're making a,
20:02a horseshoe bed,
20:03like cow print.
20:05Well,
20:05Dolly Parton comes
20:05to stay here,
20:06and she goes,
20:06why aren't there stones
20:07on the bar?
20:07I'm gonna be like,
20:08there was this one bitch.
20:09You can blame me.
20:10I can help you down.
20:12Maybe we just stone it
20:13for her stay,
20:14and then we can take it off.
20:16Yeah,
20:16but I,
20:16I really wanna keep this.
20:18If that latex paint
20:19really works,
20:20I'm down to give it a go.
20:21It does work.
20:22But I think we gotta like,
20:23we gotta like,
20:24bounce on it or something
20:25and like,
20:25make sure it really stays.
20:27But if we're doing like,
20:28custom bed,
20:29we can recover some of that money
20:31by just changing
20:32what we have.
20:33Yeah,
20:34let's,
20:34anything we can save here,
20:35let's save.
20:37Yeah.
20:37But,
20:38I feel like the bar top
20:39has got to go.
20:40It's not looking good.
20:42I think that's a good compromise,
20:43don't you think?
20:44Yeah.
20:44Because we can probably
20:45pull this sucker off.
20:46Oh, totally.
20:46This is probably upholster
20:48just like stapled underneath.
20:49This is literally just like,
20:50plywood like,
20:51stapled to this.
20:52Oh wow,
20:53they didn't even try to,
20:54they didn't even,
20:55no.
20:55No.
20:56I mean,
20:57we can lift this off,
20:59maybe do like,
20:59a cool like,
21:01matching counter
21:01to the kitchen.
21:02It's very sturdy.
21:04Yeah.
21:07My entire 90 pound weight
21:08was just on it,
21:09nothing happened.
21:11Yeah.
21:12I mean,
21:12I'm excited to use this.
21:13I,
21:14I like
21:14that we're trying to save
21:16as much of what we find
21:17as possible.
21:18Eyeballed.
21:26Wow,
21:27we're here.
21:28Okay.
21:28We're here.
21:30I'm really excited
21:31to get my hands dirty
21:32and smash
21:32some stuff up.
21:36All right.
21:37Don't say anything
21:39about the carpet,
21:40okay?
21:41I kind of like it.
21:42Well,
21:43definitely don't say that.
21:44This is so cute.
21:46Yeah,
21:46I wouldn't say
21:47that that's cute.
21:50I mean,
21:50you know,
21:51I'm,
21:51you know what,
21:51depending on the vibe,
21:52like,
21:52I could see that
21:53in your living room.
21:53Okay,
21:54wait,
21:54but the pink hand,
21:56of course.
21:57Yeah.
21:58Are you selling these?
22:00I mean,
22:01if we're going to break stuff,
22:02let's do it in style.
22:04Yes.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Has it been different
22:07than you were imagining?
22:09It's me in a wig
22:10actually doing renovation
22:12and, like,
22:12I have to shop for things
22:13to the rooms.
22:14I have to pick out
22:14pink colors.
22:16I mean,
22:16we're not even to the point
22:17of also building the business.
22:19So once we renovate
22:20this whole place,
22:21we actually have to decide
22:22what drinks are on the menu,
22:23what linens go on the beds.
22:25Well,
22:25good thing you don't have
22:26anything else going on
22:27in your schedule
22:28to be renovating
22:29a motel in Palm Springs,
22:31but I'm living for it.
22:32I'm so proud of you.
22:32I look at David,
22:33I'm like,
22:34what are we doing?
22:35What are we doing?
22:35Well,
22:35I can't wait to come
22:36and stay when it's done.
22:38I hope you will
22:39and I hope that
22:39you will tell your friends
22:40to do it
22:41because this building
22:42before we started
22:43swinging hammers
22:44cost millions of dollars.
22:47Speaking of saving
22:47a little money,
22:48we do have some stuff
22:49in here that needs
22:49to be demolitioned.
22:51Listen,
22:52you know I'm ready.
22:54It's not good,
22:55but you can dismantle
22:56things by hand.
22:57Like,
22:57that's not good.
22:59We can make some drag
23:00from this, right?
23:02Yeah!
23:02You really have
23:05some trauma, huh?
23:06Girl,
23:06you didn't,
23:07you couldn't tell already?
23:08A lot of people
23:09might think,
23:09Trixie,
23:10you're forcing your friend
23:11to do manual labor.
23:12Take that!
23:14But he's queer,
23:16which means
23:16he has some demons
23:17he needs to work out,
23:18so I'm really giving him
23:19like an opportunity
23:20to like have an outlet.
23:22Are you on budget
23:23with all this shit?
23:25What's going on with that?
23:26Are we on budget?
23:27I thought I was
23:28the comedian here.
23:30The budget is,
23:31um,
23:32gender fluid.
23:33Okay,
23:34feel you.
23:34The budget has
23:36some fluidity,
23:36but I have found
23:37that pretty much
23:38every part of this process,
23:39there's a way to spend more
23:40and there's a way
23:41to save more.
23:42Right.
23:42I want to save this bar
23:43because I think
23:44this is a place
23:44we can actually
23:45save a little money.
23:46This is really exciting
23:47because not only
23:47are we upcycling
23:48this old piece of leather
23:50that's part of the motel,
23:51but we're also saving money.
23:53And anytime I can save money
23:55and pretend it's about
23:56saving a piece of
23:57history,
23:58I love that
23:59because I can be cheap
24:01and a hero.
24:02Just watch out,
24:03there's some
24:03pretty nasty screws there.
24:05I had plenty of nasty
24:06screws in my 20s.
24:07Okay.
24:09It's not as,
24:10oh my God.
24:11That's just the screws.
24:12It's not as bad
24:12as I thought it would be.
24:13Did you envision this,
24:15this moment
24:16when we first met,
24:17when we first became friends?
24:18Of course.
24:19No.
24:19I thought I would be able
24:20to get some, like,
24:21free drink tickets
24:22out of your shows
24:23and then move on
24:23with my life.
24:24Orville's great
24:25because he's, like,
24:25famous enough
24:26that, like,
24:27people care
24:28that I'm friends with him
24:28but not too famous
24:29to do things for me.
24:31Which is, like,
24:32the perfect,
24:32please never change.
24:33I won't get any more famous
24:34than I am right now.
24:35Don't worry.
24:35Watch,
24:36when the motel's done,
24:37I'm gonna be like,
24:37you want your free stay?
24:38You're like,
24:38that dump?
24:39No.
24:40I won't be answering
24:41your calls by then.
24:43I'm gonna be honest.
24:45Um,
24:45I've only never done this
24:46with a brush,
24:48so I've never done it
24:48with spray paint.
24:49But,
24:50I think we have to do
24:51probably really light layers.
24:53Yeah, yeah.
24:54A layer from this direction.
24:55I feel you.
24:56A layer from this direction.
24:57Yeah, yeah.
24:57So just, like,
24:58crop dusting.
25:00Yeah, it's crop dusting.
25:00Slowly.
25:02Do you want to do
25:03the first one
25:03or do you want me to?
25:04Ah!
25:05I'll do it.
25:06I'll take the pressure off.
25:07Okay.
25:08I'll root for you.
25:09I love you.
25:09If I f*** this up,
25:10I'm really sorry.
25:10If you f*** this up,
25:11I really won't forget it.
25:12Yeah.
25:13It's also, hey,
25:14what am I going to do?
25:14Get mad and pay you?
25:15Exactly.
25:18All right.
25:2112 inches.
25:21Nice and even.
25:23Nice and light.
25:24We can always do more later.
25:24Oh, yeah.
25:26God,
25:26I'm loving it already.
25:27This is just like
25:28how you do your makeup.
25:29Just nice and light.
25:30Can always do more later.
25:32Subtle.
25:33Okay.
25:34I'm going to start it.
25:35All right.
25:35Okay, everyone shut up.
25:36This is serious.
25:38Get the hell out of here.
25:40Okay.
25:46I love how your feet
25:48are doing this.
25:49Shut up.
25:49Like your line dance.
25:53I think we're doing it.
25:54Yeah,
25:54it's looking good.
25:56I can't believe
25:56it's actually layering up
25:58so pretty.
25:58Well,
25:59I mean,
25:59listen,
25:59taking something old
26:00and decrepit
26:01and making it look beautiful,
26:02that's like your pastime.
26:05Oh, my God.
26:06Such a bitch.
26:12Painting the bar
26:12with Orville yesterday
26:13really gave me big feelings.
26:15And when I have big feelings,
26:17I think big.
26:18And now I'm thinking
26:19about the color
26:19of this motel.
26:22All right, Danny,
26:22I'm glad you're here
26:23because this is kind of
26:24the most important decision
26:25we're going to make
26:25for this entire project,
26:27which is
26:28what color pink
26:30exactly
26:31is this whole sucker
26:32going to be?
26:33Today,
26:34we're going to find
26:34the perfect pink.
26:35I was a kid
26:36who was not really
26:37allowed to play
26:37with pink stuff
26:38and I just,
26:39I loved pink.
26:40I used to wear pink
26:41under my real clothes
26:42to go to school.
26:43Oh, cool.
26:43I loved pink so much.
26:45And then as an adult,
26:46creating a character
26:47that wears pink all the time,
26:48pink has like
26:49put clothes on my back.
26:50I almost have like
26:51an emotional relationship
26:53with pink.
26:54Pink to me represents
26:55like everything
26:56I just was kind of
26:58not allowed to have
26:59when I was younger.
27:00My home,
27:01my real home
27:02is Florida's ceiling pink.
27:04I found like
27:05eight pinks
27:06that are very close,
27:08but we really need
27:08to narrow it down
27:09and see exactly
27:11what you want.
27:11All right,
27:12let's start swatching.
27:16This is a pretty true pink.
27:19I mean,
27:19at least three of these
27:20look too purple.
27:21Yeah.
27:21And then the other ones
27:22are too light.
27:23Do you want to be classy
27:24or do you want to be cartoony?
27:25I mean,
27:26be both.
27:27I know people at home
27:28are probably like,
27:29Mary, it's pink paint,
27:30but this is like
27:30really serious.
27:31It's literally
27:32the face of our business.
27:33I guess I'm the face
27:34of the business,
27:35but the paint color
27:35kind of matters more.
27:37Maybe it's fate.
27:38I mean,
27:38the door says one
27:39and this was the first
27:40color I swatched.
27:41Oh my God.
27:42But I think it's this one.
27:44This is going to be
27:45the first thing people see
27:45when they come in,
27:46the last thing they see
27:47before they leave.
27:48This is probably going to be
27:49a color that we build
27:50merchandise and drinks around.
27:53It's going to dictate
27:54everything we do out here.
27:56so it's extremely important
27:58that we get the exact color.
28:00My gut feeling is
28:02either it's that one
28:03or we need to go darker,
28:05but I really could live
28:06with it being just
28:06a little fairer.
28:08I mean,
28:08it's going to brighten up
28:09the whole space
28:10if we go just a shade.
28:12I mean,
28:12this kind of looks like
28:13the tones are so similar.
28:15It's just like
28:15a shade or two lighter,
28:17which is not necessarily bad.
28:19I mean,
28:19nailing the tone
28:20was kind of the biggest thing.
28:21not too blue-toned,
28:23not too yellow-toned,
28:24like somewhere right
28:25in the middle.
28:27Okay,
28:27let me go back
28:28to the paint store.
28:28We'll test out more.
28:30I want to make sure
28:30you get the perfect pink,
28:31and I don't want
28:32to let you down
28:33when it comes to
28:33the biggest decision
28:34of the motel.
28:35I know.
28:36Okay.
28:36Let's go to the paint store
28:37and let's try some more.
28:38Okay.
28:38Let's talk tarps.
28:42What is going on here?
28:44It's not Palm Springs.
28:45It's not Trixie,
28:46most importantly.
28:49The privacy is essential.
28:51Yeah.
28:51Like,
28:52this is barely enough privacy
28:53for some of the things
28:54that people are going to do
28:55in this pool.
28:56It's going to be bad.
28:57We need at least
28:57this much privacy,
28:59but this blue is like
29:00the worst thing
29:00I've ever seen.
29:01It's really bad,
29:02and I think,
29:03you know,
29:03making it like
29:03kind of this photograph moment
29:06of like a Palm Springs landscape
29:07or something
29:09that like really like
29:10brings people
29:11to like that desert feeling.
29:14These are in okay condition.
29:16We can repaint it
29:17like pink or something.
29:19I know we both like
29:20saving something
29:21and reusing something
29:22instead of destroying something.
29:24I mean,
29:24it's in good shape
29:25all in all.
29:25Yeah.
29:26So I think we can work
29:27with it,
29:27not against it.
29:29Like maybe using like
29:30ficus to block the wall
29:33and then maybe do
29:34a custom tarp
29:35with a fun,
29:36original pattern
29:38on it
29:39and run it through.
29:40Yeah,
29:40we'll give her a makeover.
29:42Yeah,
29:42pretty drag.
29:47The new fence
29:48is finally being painted.
29:50Trixie and Danny
29:50have picked
29:51the perfect shade of pink,
29:52and we've got
29:5380 mature ficus
29:55being planted
29:55all around the property
29:56for privacy.
30:04Wow.
30:05Wow.
30:05Wow.
30:06It's perfect.
30:11This is perfect.
30:12The pink is perfect.
30:13It's not too pink,
30:14not too white,
30:15not too saturated.
30:17It's really starting
30:18to look like
30:19the Trixie Motel.
30:20I can feel the energy.
30:24Whoa.
30:27Oh my God.
30:30Whoa.
30:30Whoa.
30:32Hey.
30:33Look.
30:34She's pink.
30:35What do you think?
30:35It's pink.
30:36I love it.
30:37Yay.
30:37I love it.
30:38I love it.
30:38It's all for you.
30:40I love it.
30:43Paint is magical.
30:44Like the level
30:45of upgrade
30:46from just paint.
30:48People always ask me,
30:49Danny,
30:49what should I do?
30:50I'm on a budget,
30:51but I really want
30:51to change my space,
30:52make it happier.
30:53And I'm like,
30:54paint's an accent wall.
30:55It will be like day
30:56and night.
30:57Paint is transformative.
30:59It really is.
31:00I mean,
31:00don't I know it?
31:02You know?
31:02So you know
31:11when we have
31:11those gigantic holes?
31:12Uh-huh.
31:13And you told me
31:13to fill in your holes?
31:15Yes.
31:15Well, guess what I did,
31:17baby.
31:17Look at this.
31:19I handcrafted this
31:21with concrete.
31:23Look at the definition.
31:24You can't even tell.
31:25This is crazy.
31:26So when we paint
31:27this pink,
31:28unclockable.
31:29And I think
31:29the way that they've done
31:30all the grooves in here
31:31and all,
31:32you've mimicked
31:33all of this.
31:34This one makes me think
31:35of the time
31:35when I worked
31:36at the makeup counter
31:37and there was a girl
31:37who got in a fight
31:38with someone
31:38with a box cutter
31:39and she had a huge scar
31:41across her nose
31:41and I filled it in
31:43with lash glue.
31:44Can't even tell.
31:45At this point,
31:45it might as well
31:46have never existed.
31:47Like, it's gone.
31:48Do you want to see
31:48it in different stages?
31:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:49I have three different
31:50stages right now.
31:51Watch me show you this one.
31:53So this one's
31:54pretty finalized as well.
31:56They've measured
31:56every single one of them
31:57to know exactly
31:58where to put the indentation.
32:00I'm not kidding.
32:00This is one of the craziest
32:01things I've ever seen.
32:02Oh my God,
32:03how cute is this?
32:05Bags of oranges,
32:07it's creating
32:07the indentation.
32:09For texture?
32:10For texture.
32:10That is so gaggy.
32:14Yes!
32:17Look how much
32:18of a difference
32:18that makes.
32:19This is crazy.
32:20We're using
32:20the whole animal.
32:22You know,
32:23I'm a jibboy
32:23and my grandma
32:24would say we have
32:24to use the whole animal.
32:25spackling a girl's face,
32:27spackling the side
32:28of a wall.
32:29I mean, come on.
32:30Pride of ownership,
32:31you've done your job,
32:33you've made
32:33all these indentations,
32:35you're building
32:35your own hotel.
32:37Hello?
32:38It's amazing.
32:39I can't believe it.
32:40I'm going to take
32:40full credit for this.
32:41You better.
32:42Look at my hands,
32:43come on.
32:43I touched it
32:44for two seconds
32:45and now I'm like,
32:45I did all of them.
32:46We are killing it
32:53on this painting.
32:55Dani knows how much
32:56I love murals.
32:57We've done super detailed,
32:59we've done murals
33:00on the ceiling
33:00and for this room,
33:02Dani has promised
33:02to keep it a little simpler
33:04so she can finish it
33:05one day without my help.
33:07Which is great
33:08because mom and dad
33:08need a break.
33:14Whoa!
33:15What do you think?
33:15I love it!
33:18Isn't it cute?
33:19A rainbow palette.
33:19I would have never
33:20thought these colors go,
33:22but like they go.
33:23Right?
33:24I mean it's like
33:24these southwestern colors
33:26that I'm trying to pull out
33:27and really capture
33:28that western feel.
33:30I mean it's like...
33:33I really wanted
33:34to do turquoise floors
33:35but we might have to
33:37go with something different
33:38so I'm thinking
33:39something really easy,
33:41simple,
33:42maybe even just
33:43wood floors in here.
33:46Listen,
33:47flamingo,
33:49wood floors,
33:50no.
33:50No.
33:50Queen of hearts,
33:51wood floor,
33:51no.
33:52No.
33:52This yeehaw room,
33:54I think a touch
33:56of an organic,
33:58like a wood,
33:59even it's like
34:00a fake wood.
34:01Yeah.
34:01I think if we're
34:02going to do it in any room,
34:03I think this is the only room
34:04to do it.
34:05But what do we have
34:05for like options?
34:07Hey my loves!
34:07Hey!
34:08I heard you call
34:09for some wood.
34:10Ooh,
34:11we got some nice
34:11hard wood.
34:12Thank you, Rios.
34:14I feel like you're
34:14the closest to being
34:15an actual cowgirl
34:16so why don't you
34:17tell us what you think
34:18of this.
34:19I may not be a real
34:20cowgirl but I play
34:21one of the music videos
34:22so if we're being honest,
34:24we're being honest.
34:25I mean,
34:26when I go buy guitars,
34:27I buy a lot of
34:27natural finish guitars.
34:29When I'm buying guitars,
34:30I get like this close to them.
34:31So I have to say
34:33I'm obsessed with this
34:35and this one,
34:36this blonde.
34:37It really just will not go.
34:38In a different world,
34:39I think this is so pretty.
34:40Like a kitchen or something,
34:42I think it's so beautiful.
34:43So I think we automatically
34:44can say no
34:44and I think she's too light.
34:46Yeah, she is.
34:47She's too cool.
34:48I think we need to go
34:49darker and warmer
34:50which honestly is more this.
34:53But I do think
34:54because it has a gradient,
34:56it will match more things
34:58in the room
34:58because it will express
34:59more of like the shade rate.
35:01You guys select one today.
35:02I can pick it up tomorrow
35:04and install it by tomorrow.
35:06Okay, so this really matters
35:07since the furniture
35:08is on its way.
35:09Yeah.
35:10Which does the furniture
35:11go with the best?
35:12My gut goes with this one.
35:13I like this one as well.
35:14I think it makes the most sense
35:15with the design.
35:16If this is the go-to
35:18and we have the quantity,
35:20let's move forward with it?
35:21Yeah, let's do this
35:22because I mean,
35:23if it's going to match
35:24the furniture the best
35:25and if it's available,
35:26let's get it
35:26and put it down.
35:32I'm happy we could go on a real date.
35:37I know.
35:37It's nice to escape the motel
35:39for five minutes.
35:40I know.
35:40When we started this process,
35:41I thought it would mean
35:42we were going to spend
35:42a lot of time together.
35:43It's been the opposite.
35:44It's been the opposite.
35:46But thank you for trusting me
35:47with a lot of the details.
35:50I'm so proud of like
35:51the Trixie thing
35:52that I'm very discerning
35:54about who I would ever let
35:55even participate in it
35:57as a partner.
35:58I would have never even
35:59tried to do this
36:00or thought about doing this
36:01if I didn't have somebody
36:02to do it with it.
36:04I know you as somebody
36:05who like pretty much
36:06could have an anxiety attack
36:07at the drop of a hat.
36:09I don't know how you've gone
36:10from that to like
36:11literally finding new problems
36:14every day and you're like,
36:15and what, we'll figure it out.
36:16I don't know how you got so calm.
36:18I love this idea so much.
36:20I love the property.
36:22I love the designs.
36:23I just know it's going to be amazing.
36:25We just have to get through it.
36:28I grew up like going
36:29to construction sites
36:30with my dad.
36:31Like I know the other end of it.
36:32It'll be great.
36:33I was talking to someone in town
36:34and he was like,
36:35aren't you dealing with
36:36like supply chain issues
36:37and like permits?
36:38And I was like,
36:39yeah, but every time
36:39something goes wrong,
36:40we just pivot
36:40and we find something
36:42that will work
36:43in our time frame,
36:43in our budget,
36:45and it will be fantastic.
36:47I believe that.
36:48I've never been more
36:49attracted to you
36:50or like in love with you
36:51than watching you do this.
36:53It's like,
36:53you're good at this.
36:55Getting there
36:55is going to have highs and lows.
36:58But I'm not worried about it.
37:00Half the time,
37:01it doesn't even feel like
37:02the city's on our side.
37:03I mean,
37:03what's going on
37:03with the liquor license?
37:04You basically have to like
37:05buy a liquor license
37:06and there are certain ones
37:07you qualify for
37:08and don't qualify for.
37:09So they don't make
37:09new liquor licenses?
37:11There is one liquor license
37:13we qualify for.
37:14It's a type 80,
37:15I think,
37:16and it's for inns
37:17or a bed and breakfast.
37:20And we can have a bar,
37:21but it can only be
37:22for the guests.
37:23We can't open
37:24a drag queen motel
37:25without a bar.
37:26I did hear today,
37:28the city wants us
37:29to paint the exterior white.
37:31They don't like the pink.
37:33Are you lying?
37:34No, I'm not.
37:35I'm serious.
37:38So every little change
37:39we make,
37:40which we're improving
37:41on the property,
37:42becomes an issue.
37:44Like, give me a break.
37:46The city might sue us.
37:48The city could sue us.
37:48Sue you for what?
37:49Painting something pink?
37:50We're improving a building
37:51that hasn't even been
37:53facelifted since the 50s.
37:55I know.
37:55You want gray gardens?
37:56It needs to be pink,
37:57and it needs to have a bar.
37:59Rio said,
38:00they fine you.
38:00I said,
38:00what's the fine?
38:01They said,
38:02a few hundred dollars.
38:02I said,
38:02I'd rather be that.
38:03A few hundred dollars forever?
38:06I know that codes
38:07and regulations
38:08are there for a reason.
38:09Yes, of course.
38:10I'm not a rule breaker
38:11myself in general.
38:13I'm just disappointed.
38:14I'm like,
38:15you don't have
38:15bigger fish to fry?
38:16What about the fact
38:17that we're building
38:17this thing that's going
38:18to stimulate the economy?
38:19And at the end of the day,
38:20it's going to be beautiful.
38:22I feel very confident
38:23about that.
38:24Well, let's go.
38:25Maybe let's go talk
38:26to people at the bar.
38:27We need to network.
38:28We're new business owners.
38:29Yeah, let's meet people.
38:30Yeah, most of these people
38:30think I'm Moby,
38:31so let's go introduce ourselves.
38:33Seth Rogen and Moby are here.
38:34Seth Rogen and Moby.
38:36Cheers.
38:36Cheers.
38:37Cheers.
38:42Rios really came through.
38:44I mean,
38:44going from concrete
38:45to a finished floor
38:46in one day.
38:46Can you believe it?
38:47We have about five days
38:50until the straight-talking
38:51Texan Berni Broski shows up,
38:53and I do not want you
38:54to see the room until then.
38:55But I do have a surprise for you.
38:57Here,
38:58in front of all these people?
39:03So,
39:04oh wow,
39:05Rios and I
39:06picked out a bunch
39:07of new plants,
39:08and we repurposed
39:09all the plants
39:10and cacti inside,
39:12so like these big guys
39:13were inside,
39:14in the way.
39:15Wait a minute,
39:15was this that big crazy
39:16one that was right over there?
39:17Yeah,
39:17that like came into
39:18the walkway.
39:19Yeah.
39:20So it wasn't really safe
39:21to leave it there,
39:22but it was so beautiful,
39:23and we got three
39:24plants out of it.
39:25Will they just grow
39:31on their own,
39:32chopped up like that?
39:33That's what Rios told me.
39:34Well,
39:35if he doesn't know
39:35what he's talking about,
39:36there's gonna be
39:36a lot of blood
39:37on his hands.
39:38I know.
39:38Cactus blood.
39:39And we painted
39:40the rocks pink.
39:41Fierce.
39:42They were nothing,
39:42and now they're like something.
39:44We have some
39:44beautiful succulents,
39:46some of these big,
39:47I don't know,
39:47pancake-looking cacti.
39:49I love those.
39:50They look like Mickey Mouse.
39:52What else would you call this
39:53but Trixie's Cactus Garden?
39:54Oh my God,
39:57that is so cute.
39:58I love that.
40:00I know.
40:01And then honestly,
40:02people who drive by
40:02who can't come in,
40:03they'll like still get something.
40:05Yeah.
40:06That sign was inside the motel
40:07by the pool,
40:08and it had rusted,
40:09and it was in bad condition,
40:11and we repurposed it.
40:12Thank you so much.
40:13I really love it.
40:14Do you think we could like,
40:16I mean,
40:17can we add like stuff?
40:18Like, don't you think
40:18we need like flamingos
40:20or like gnomes
40:21or like a little bit more kitsch?
40:23Is that stupid?
40:24No, not at all.
40:25We have some cute,
40:26kitschy plans.
40:27I don't want to spoil anything,
40:30but I think we have
40:31some cute surprises.
40:32Or like holiday,
40:33this is where we could
40:33put some decorations.
40:34Yeah.
40:35One of those big plastic Santas.
40:37Now, I do see a few spots.
40:40If you don't mind
40:41just touching these up
40:42a little bit.
40:43Which ones?
40:44That one looks like
40:45it has a few spots.
40:46Let's hold it.
40:48Yeah, just go to work.
40:52It looks normal.
40:53No, no, no.
40:54I see a spot.
40:55I'm just kidding.
40:59It looks...
41:00No!
41:01They look normal to me.
41:02No, you did a great job.
41:03Yeah, they looked...
41:04I'm going to be honest,
41:04they looked like crap for a while.
41:06I know.
41:07And I will say,
41:08since we've done this,
41:09everyone in town
41:10keeps stopping,
41:11taking pictures,
41:12asking what's happening.
41:14Everyone already loves it.
41:15There's like two types
41:16of people who are stopping.
41:18One of them is like
41:19a Trixie fan
41:19who knows exactly
41:20what we're doing.
41:21Yeah.
41:21And the other one
41:21is like a confused
41:22elderly neighbor
41:23who's like...
41:24What you got, huh?
41:25Cactus, huh?
41:26Wow.
41:27Cactus and rocks.
41:29Who's staying here?
41:30But they all love it.
41:31Yeah, they love it.
41:31I was worried
41:32because obviously
41:33we want to make
41:34our neighbors happy
41:34and not, you know,
41:35disturb the neighborhood.
41:37Everyone who's come by
41:38says how much they love it,
41:40how great it's looking,
41:41and how happy they are
41:42that we're here.
41:43The fact that we're not
41:44done with what's in there,
41:46but we finished
41:46what's out here
41:47is like drag.
41:49Yeah.
41:49We're putting the property
41:50in drag.
41:50We are.
41:51Do you know what I love about it?
41:52You did it,
41:53but then you put a sign up
41:54so that I can take credit for it.
41:55Yeah.
41:55Thank you so much.
41:56I love you.
41:57I love you, too.
41:58You did a good job.
41:58But you need to go back
42:01inside now
42:01because there's lawnmower.
42:02That's true.
42:04Well, we are three days out
42:06and the kitchenette
42:06is finally taking shape.
42:08The bar Trixie painted
42:09with Orville
42:10complements the room perfectly,
42:12matches the backsplash style,
42:14but I think the real star
42:15of the room
42:16is the wallpaper.
42:17We're even putting it
42:18in the bathroom.
42:23Camera time.
42:24Camera time.
42:25I had to invite a friend
42:26who would really understand
42:27the Yeehaw Cowgirl vibe
42:29and be able to tell me
42:31if it really is not it.
42:32Brittany Broski
42:33is that bitch.
42:36I am Brittany Broski
42:37and I was dragged here
42:38against my will,
42:39but it's okay
42:40because we're here
42:40to check out
42:41the Trixie Motel.
42:43You're some real Yeehaw,
42:44so if we walk in
42:45and it's not right,
42:46I know I'm going to be able
42:46to read it all over
42:47that pretty little face
42:48of yours.
42:48Right.
42:49I'm very happy to be here.
42:50Very pleased.
42:51We're going to give it
42:52our best judgment.
42:53What's the reaction
42:54if you don't like it?
42:55Are you going to try
42:55to hide it at all?
42:56Are you just going to look
42:56for not being to say
42:57this sucks?
42:58No, I'll lie.
43:00Let's go.
43:01Let's go.
43:03People are just going to think
43:04we live in a trailer.
43:06There's a snake in my boot.
43:08These are luxury.
43:10There's actually
43:10a snake in my dress.
43:12Seriously?
43:18The French on the chandelier?
43:21Oh my God,
43:23it's beautiful.
43:24It smells rich.
43:38It looks even better
43:39than I thought
43:40it was going to look.
43:42Oh, bitch.
43:44Custom chairs?
43:45It's cow print,
43:47but it's not campy cow print.
43:48No, this is subtle,
43:50normal woman cow print.
43:51I'm obsessed
43:53with this like
43:54teal on sunset sand colors.
43:58Yeah.
44:03This is a custom headboard.
44:05This is like built
44:05from by hand.
44:09I'm in the wallpaper.
44:11I'm in the wallpaper.
44:12I'm in the wallpaper.
44:13I'm in the wallpaper.
44:14I'm in the wallpaper.
44:16Oh my God,
44:17I'm in the wallpaper.
44:18Wait until we tell you
44:19the name of the motel.
44:20You're going to die.
44:22You're going to live.
44:24I do feel at peace here.
44:27Mary, I am in the wallpaper.
44:30How am I supposed
44:30to look at any
44:31of the other custom prints
44:32the same ever again?
44:34If we want the room beautiful,
44:36just incorporate my face.
44:38We had a floor crisis
44:41and this full wood floor
44:42was a last minute pivot
44:43and I'm so happy
44:43it looks good.
44:45So what was
44:47the energy of this before?
44:49It was disgusting.
44:51It was a lot like your house.
44:53I'm so sorry.
44:55No, it was
44:56like 40 probably year old
44:59leopard print rug.
45:02Oh.
45:03The memories here?
45:04The memories.
45:05The children here?
45:07The children, the stains.
45:10What do you think
45:11about the bar?
45:11I think it's plush
45:12and luxury.
45:14Doesn't it look like
45:14it was rich
45:15and it came from a store?
45:16Yeah.
45:16It wasn't.
45:18It was here
45:18when we bought it
45:19and Orville Peck
45:20and I painted it by hand.
45:22I mean, it's gaggy.
45:25Look at the tile.
45:27I cannot get over these.
45:30Horses.
45:31And you know
45:32what you can do with this.
45:32On a yeehaw scale
45:37one to ten.
45:38It's a ten, honey.
45:39I'll tell you what.
45:41Should we look
45:42in the little get ready room?
45:44Oh, you're kidding.
45:45I mean.
45:47Wait, like.
45:48This is nicer than my home.
45:50Sit down.
45:51Let's see how it works.
45:52You want my thick cheeks
45:53on this tiny baby bench?
45:56Oh, this is.
45:57The lighting?
45:58You know what you were doing.
45:59I got this blanket
46:03in Pioneertown
46:04with Orville.
46:05Oh, memories.
46:07I want to see the bathroom.
46:08All right.
46:09This is where
46:10I feel inspired.
46:11Oh.
46:13Rich.
46:15This tile you see here
46:16was from the 50s
46:18and white
46:18and it's glazed pink.
46:20Oh, my God.
46:20We didn't even have to move it.
46:21And this was a white bathtub.
46:25Look at that.
46:27The sunset.
46:27And I love the, like,
46:29vintage igloo windows as well.
46:32Like, I love that
46:32you didn't get rid of it.
46:35So does it get
46:36your Yeehaw approval?
46:37This has 100%
46:39my Yeehaw approval.
46:40This is everything
46:41I expected and more,
46:43to be honest.
46:44Because I was expecting quality.
46:46But this is cohesive.
46:48People like Western stuff
46:49and most things
46:51can be Westernized
46:53with, like,
46:54just an outfit change.
46:55Friends.
46:56This is California
46:57in a cowboy hat.
46:58It is.
46:59It is.
46:59Because this is,
47:00you said Southern
47:02and I was expecting, like,
47:03a lot more leather.
47:05Splatoon.
47:06Yeah.
47:06Like, some man in here
47:07was going to call me
47:08a name or something.
47:09Mirror woman!
47:10You throw me in the kitchen.
47:12Don't make me like this.
47:14Yeah.
47:14I will let you know
47:16that I knew
47:17we were doing this
47:18and I knew that
47:18this is real exciting
47:19and big for you
47:20so I did bring you
47:20a homewarming gift.
47:22And I do make it myself.
47:24This is homemade moonshine
47:25from my toilet.
47:27Oh, my God!
47:28Straight from Brodsky headquarters
47:29and I do want you
47:30to take the first drink of it.
47:31We'll do it together.
47:32But I do want to
47:33christen this room
47:34with a little Southern love.
47:35Well, thank you so much
47:36for bringing something
47:37that you made yourself
47:38with your dirty, dirty hands.
47:39Well, they're dirty
47:40because I'm a woman.
47:41Because I'm in the kitchen
47:42all day.
47:43This could take off acrylics.
47:44Okay, I'm going to pour us
47:45both a shot
47:46of my Southern moonshine.
47:49That's enough to kill me.
47:50Mm-hmm.
47:50That's the goal.
47:51I don't know
47:52how I'm going to handle this.
47:53I've never drank before.
47:54Me either.
47:56Our livers are like,
47:57lie again.
47:59Lie to me one more minute.
48:00Shooting blood.
48:00My liver's shooting blood
48:01saying,
48:02try it again, bitch.
48:04Here we go.
48:05Cheers to you and yours.
48:07Wagging me a walk to sleep.
48:07Oh, my nipples are hard.
48:14You know,
48:15we can actually walk
48:16to a gay bar from here.
48:17Oh, thank God.
48:18I would drive,
48:19but I don't have a license,
48:20and I think I might be drunk.
48:24Three rooms down.
48:26How are we feeling?
48:27Good, but honestly,
48:29it's a lot.
48:31I'm starting to feel
48:31like a clown at the rodeo
48:33because it's like
48:34one thing after another.
48:35First, it's building permits.
48:37Then it's a liquor license issue.
48:39Then it's the full razo not working.
48:41Then it's issues
48:42sourcing raw materials.
48:43And being fined
48:45for the shade of pink we like.
48:46I mean, that really sent me.
48:48Nothing has been easy,
48:49and everything has been expensive.
48:52I'm used to working this hard,
48:54but with so much out of our control,
48:56I'm just getting a little scared.
49:01Welcome to Milwaukee.
49:04That might be enough, girls.
49:08Okay.
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