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00:00Hey guys, Cruel Blind Wave. I'm Eric. I'm Calvin. Aaron. And we are back with Naruto Shippuden.
00:06Previously, we had the Power Arc, but now we are back to canon.
00:12Last time on, there was a Infiltrator, I believe, right? In the camp.
00:21The medical camp? Yeah, in the medical camp.
00:23I thought, yes, that did happen. But then we also were fighting the Rai Kage, too, right?
00:31Yeah, the Kages. And then deciding to join and fight together.
00:38Yeah, the two-sun stuff.
00:39Yeah, and Naruto and Killer B are making their way.
00:43Downtown, talking fast, space is fast, and I'm homebound.
00:53Good evening, I'm Mabui of the Cloud.
00:57We saw a little bit at the very end.
00:59And today, we'll be bringing you the latest updates and breaking news.
01:02At the very beginning of the previous, like, non-canon thing.
01:08However, thanks to the keen observations of Sakura Haruno, a shinobi with the medical unit,
01:13our genius strategist, Shikaku, has been able to draw up a strategy to counter that jutsu.
01:18Meanwhile, at the front, Sakura has just begun a press conference,
01:23the purpose of which is to get the word out about white zetsu.
01:26Press conference by Sakura.
01:27I understand you received a love letter, but predicted it right away.
01:32Why is that the first guy, poor guy?
01:34You reportedly said you're already in love with someone.
01:36So, who is it that you're in love with?
01:38Oh, this is so topical.
01:40Our viewers want to know.
01:41Well, it seems we're connected now.
01:44Let's try this again.
01:46We go there live.
01:46This camera guy just running next to him.
01:58He's like the guy who's filming Usain Bolt.
02:02That looks like her.
02:03They were not in fact filler.
02:10So you're going to be too busy fighting white zetsu to fight him?
02:16You don't need a play-by-play slug?
02:22To think that Lord Raikage could be persuaded like that.
02:25There's just something about Naruto that somehow makes the impossible seem possible.
02:29You talk pain out of doing what the pain is going.
02:31You only can talk to the Raikage.
02:32No one may approach Lady Shizune's tent right now.
02:36Anyone making a move towards it will be considered an enemy.
02:40Just stay put.
02:45I hate just randomly getting stabbed.
02:47When have you ever been randomly stabbed?
02:50You remember.
02:51It's even more like Captain Yamato's than it was at the Five Kage Summit.
02:55And it weren't factors.
02:56By now, it's almost completely identical to the first Hokage's genetic profile.
03:01All these white zetsu creatures are essentially clones of the first Hokage.
03:05Or rather, since there's so many of them, they must be like plants.
03:09I still don't get it.
03:11But even if I don't, I'm supposed to guard you against plants.
03:15Is that right?
03:16Oh, the word clone is derived from Latin for twig.
03:20This is proof that Madara has possession of the first Hokage's cells.
03:24He's cultivated them and developed a way to replicate them,
03:27which means he's probably used them on himself too.
03:29Now we have no idea what will defeat him.
03:32I'm afraid it appears that Madara really is immortal.
03:36But dang, man.
03:38Oh, so that's what's up with all the weird fuzzy things that I've been sensing.
03:42Well, I guess that I've got no choice but to step up.
03:44You can't reason with him, Naruto.
03:47Madara is different than Nagato.
03:49He has no interest in peace whatsoever.
03:51I know how evil he is.
03:54He doesn't act upon hatred.
03:55He simply takes advantage of hatred.
03:58He's different from other enemies you've faced.
04:00Also, there are those mobile plants augmented with the first Hokage's cells.
04:05And those otherworldly zombies.
04:07Nothing works against them except stealing.
04:09It's plants and zombies.
04:11Yeah, and we're plants versus zombies.
04:13We're versus plants and zombies.
04:14That's F.
04:17It's chaos out there!
04:18F!
04:19There really is a bunch of letters.
04:21F in chat.
04:22Kill him!
04:25He was a wide zetsu.
04:26Mm-hmm.
04:30Whoa!
04:31Is that a bunch of Rasen guys?
04:32Yeah!
04:33What?
04:35Whoa!
04:36Rasen Rampage!
04:39Oh my god!
04:41He's snagging about it!
04:43Oh shit!
04:44He's doing a big one and putting them all in it!
04:46He hit them with it!
04:48That's cool.
04:49I like that.
04:50Now you're the king.
04:52Oh!
04:53What?
04:53Is it going to be like a giant zetsu?
04:55Yeah, it's going to be a giant mech.
04:56Mini Rasen Shuriken!
05:01What?
05:05What's this?
05:06Oh my god!
05:08Big froggy!
05:10So many more moves though!
05:12I'm going to hit every one of the battlefields at the same time!
05:15Yes!
05:16All right!
05:17Multi Shadowpong Jutsu!
05:18Oh ho ho ho ho!
05:19Millions!
05:20Look at him sending them out!
05:22I'm so proud!
05:22Now these are zetsu, man!
05:24If and when he attacks, you have to...
05:26Get up!
05:29You fool!
05:30I said you have to get out of the way!
05:32No, you didn't!
05:33His magnet style puts a magnetic charge onto anything he touches!
05:36You're the first transfer point that touched the shuriken!
05:39So the magnetic power in your life...
05:40Shouldn't it just be his kunai?
05:42Your body and his shuriken are going to be drawn directly toward each other!
05:46That's real bad!
05:48Which means...
05:49That you won't be able to dodge his next attack!
05:52You gotta destroy it!
05:53Oh my god!
05:55Rasengan!
05:56Rasengan!
06:00Just...
06:01He's gone!
06:02So, this is one of those zombie guys controlled by the reanimation jutsu.
06:06Huh?
06:07He took them out so quick.
06:08So quick.
06:10Time to go, Octopops!
06:12We gotta catch up to everybody else now!
06:14He can just...
06:14Immediately, yeah.
06:16You!
06:17No!
06:18Come on!
06:18No!
06:19I mean, both of us were excited to almost be killed by the enemy.
06:22So we're okay!
06:22We're both who we're supposed to be!
06:24Oh yeah!
06:25Right!
06:26I was expecting one of them to get hit by a Rasengan out of nowhere.
06:31It's your own fault!
06:32Now's not the time for jokes!
06:34He was like, I gotcha!
06:36I'm Tetsu!
06:38I was expecting one of them to get hit by a Rasengan out of nowhere.
06:42Oh yeah, by the way!
06:43He just gets stampeded by like a hundred Shadow Clones that are still catching up.
06:49There are so many...
06:51Minions.
06:52Right here and right now.
06:54Incoming.
06:56There are two of them.
07:00There's one.
07:00What?
07:00Yeah, that's just one.
07:03It's the power of the Shikaku, the One-Tail.
07:07Not anymore.
07:11Gold dust?
07:12I see.
07:14I see.
07:15You were the Shinobi who controlled gold dust with magnet style.
07:19You stopped it.
07:20Nice.
07:21Gold dust is much heavier than sand.
07:23So if I simply mix some gold dust into the sand, then I'm able to slow it down.
07:28When Shikaku, the One-Tail, would run amok, I would stop his sand just like this.
07:35Also, we got unimaginably rich.
07:39Oh!
07:39That guy didn't warn them at all.
07:42You're an old man, Onoki.
07:45Do you owe your long life to Particle Style?
07:47Oh, he knows it too.
07:50Atomic is wrestling, too cool!
07:52What happens with a meat?
07:54Remember when Captain Falcon punches another Captain Falcon who's Falcon punching?
07:58It destroys the game cube.
08:00This Particle Style of his, my predecessor's as powerful as ever.
08:05His sand is even more powerful than before.
08:08But where is Shikaku?
08:10He is long gone.
08:13And I, I am no longer the Jinchuriki that you created, Father.
08:19Well, there's a lot of, like, some recap getting back in.
08:21Yeah.
08:21I'm assuming because of the filler section.
08:24They're like, tell everybody what happened.
08:25They did their break to celebrate the 500 episodes of Naruto or whatever.
08:29Yeah.
08:29So you have, like, here's the news.
08:31Yeah, we're back in.
08:32Let's tell you this.
08:32And I was like, okay, I'm good there.
08:33And then they had the snail tell us, like, a play-by-play of the other thing in the episode.
08:36I'm like, all right, I get out of this.
08:38But I did think it was interesting to, I don't think we had the Zetsu stuff before.
08:42Or, like, the plants in the first Hokage cells and all that.
08:45I don't remember that.
08:46I remember that stuff.
08:47That's interesting.
08:48Yeah.
08:48I remember they said, like, it was some kind of technique using, like, first Hokage stuff,
08:56but that they're actually, like, using cloned cells.
09:01Yeah, here they're like, this is, like, he has the cells of the first Hokage that he's
09:05able to clone and manipulate and work with.
09:08I think we might have heard a bunch of those things, but I never really, like, brought them
09:13all together in my mind and be like, oh, Zetsu kind of looks like Captain Yamato.
09:19Does he?
09:19Yeah, they have the same face shape.
09:22A little bit, yeah.
09:23I don't see it, but maybe if I look at them next to each other.
09:26And that's because they're derived of the first Hokage.
09:30But then they also said that Madara might also have these cells in him.
09:33Yes.
09:34And, like, he might be immortal.
09:37Like, that's why he's lived so long, is that he might be an immortal being now.
09:40It would certainly explain why he is claiming to be Madara and, like, how many...
09:48Everyone's like, how many hundreds of years old he is or whatever.
09:51The only thing I'm curious on is that just mean, like, the immortality, right, idea of,
09:56like, elves can be immortal, but you can still stab them and kill them.
10:00Sure.
10:00Right?
10:00They're not invulnerable.
10:02Yeah.
10:02Yeah.
10:02So, like...
10:02Theoretically, apparently, like, lobsters are, like, the same.
10:06Like, they're, like...
10:06They just, like, get too big for their own shells, and that's how they suffocate.
10:09Yeah.
10:10They're genetically immortal, but their shells calcify too much to the point where they can't
10:17grow their shell anymore.
10:19They, like, crush themselves inside their own body.
10:21They asphyxiate because they can't breathe anymore.
10:23And they can't swim and they starve.
10:27It's real sad.
10:29Like, it would be cool to have an automatic natural suit of armor.
10:32Yeah.
10:32But if I keep growing, like...
10:35Like, you can only see a fat lobster, you know?
10:38Because they will die.
10:39Yeah.
10:40Like, so if I had a suit of armor, and then I just got fat, and I just, like...
10:44Not only do we not have a suit of armor, but our most vulnerable spot is just dangling
10:49outside of her body.
10:52Come on, balls?
10:53Yeah.
10:53Oh, yeah.
10:54I guess so, yeah.
10:55I was going to say that's our most vulnerable spot.
10:57It's pretty vulnerable, man.
10:58Like, you can live without your deck and balls.
11:00You can.
11:01But if I hit you as long as I can, innit?
11:04I can't live without this right here.
11:06Eric, I'm going to punch you in five places, and you tell me which one's worse.
11:11Pain is not the same thing as necessary to life.
11:17Oh, well, so you don't want to do this test?
11:20I'm just saying, it's a false equivalency.
11:22Oh, I guess.
11:25I'm just saying, like, it's...
11:25When I say, when I mean vulnerable, I just mean, like, you know, you can, like, protect
11:29your organs and your neck and stuff.
11:31It's just, it's hard to, you know, to get down here sometimes.
11:34You did it.
11:36Naruto's moves are awesome.
11:38His moveset.
11:39I loved it.
11:42Aaron, I love Ross and God.
11:44He is.
11:45He's that one guy.
11:46Ross and God.
11:47Yeah.
11:48That guy was two.
11:49I kept waiting.
11:50Like, all right, Naruto's getting in the fold here.
11:51Like, he just keeps beating everybody super quick.
11:54Dang it.
11:54I want to appreciate the fight.
11:56Well, it's power scaling.
11:57It's power scaling.
11:58Absolutely.
11:59When we get to...
11:59It's satisfying after all the training.
12:02To see the little, like...
12:06I don't know.
12:07All the stuff that he's doing that just feels really creative.
12:11He made, like, a little guy that does a Rasengan.
12:14Well, yeah.
12:14He used the fire, like, chakra stuff or whatever to make little tiny arms that...
12:22It is kind of similar to, was it the filler, right?
12:27Whenever he, like, pulled out a little extra hand and just made a Rasengan.
12:31And then here we have him pulling out a whole bunch of hands.
12:33And then he's using hands to grab people to shove them into Rasengan.
12:36Dude, that was crazy.
12:37I love that.
12:38The big Rasengan.
12:40It's like he made a blender and now he's throwing everything into it.
12:42Yeah.
12:43It's like grabbing the goal and throwing it at the soccer ball.
12:46Oh, man.
12:51So that was awesome.
12:53And then we have an introduction into magnet jutsus.
12:55I don't remember any magnet jutsus before.
12:57Yeah.
12:58Gold dust is magnet style.
12:59Yeah.
13:00I feel like we had the one guy that they Rasengan'd.
13:03Yeah.
13:03In order to kind of introduce this gold dust magnet stuff as well.
13:06Because I think that's going to be a bigger fight.
13:09But you want to introduce a little bit of, like, what some magnet jutsu can do.
13:13You guys ought to be proud of me.
13:14I know you're not right now because you don't know why.
13:18But I'm going to explain it to you.
13:19Okay.
13:20Gold is not magnetic.
13:21Well, yeah.
13:22Sure.
13:22It's not a ferrous metal.
13:23But it's a jutsu of magic and I can't really turn into a sexy lady.
13:26But it's not a magnet.
13:28You know, I can't just be a sexy lady now, you know.
13:31Like, Magneto can't control gold.
13:33Well, sure, yeah.
13:34Because he works on, like, an actual magnetism.
13:37This is a jutsu.
13:38But it's magnetic.
13:40Well, I think that's the name of the jutsu, right?
13:43Like, that's the idea.
13:45But it's not, like, the practice.
13:49Does that make sense?
13:50Like, if I have air jutsus, like, I can't really shoot air at you that's going to cut you.
13:56But they do.
13:56You know what I mean?
13:58So, we're proud that you didn't say it as soon as you heard it.
14:04Is that what you mean?
14:05Because you guys are always like, shut the fuck up!
14:08You know what?
14:08He's right.
14:09I complained to me either.
14:09He's right.
14:10Give him credit.
14:11For what?
14:11Get the credit, give it to him.
14:13I'm not giving him more credit.
14:15Can we just...
14:16He has a pocket for credit.
14:18I'm going to take his credit and give it back to him.
14:20Take my sin.
14:21There's your credit.
14:22It's already mine.
14:23You can't take it and give it back.
14:25Give a little bit back.
14:27In a worse condition.
14:28It's a fucking tax return.
14:29I never really considered how close it is to say Shikamaru's dad's name and the one
14:35tail's name.
14:37Shi-kaku and shu-kaku.
14:39It's just a difference of one letter.
14:41Yeah.
14:42That's a lot of names.
14:43Is it pal?
14:43It is.
14:43Yeah.
14:44No, I mean, I...
14:45Yamato and Tomito.
14:47Yeah.
14:48Exactly.
14:49I mean, you do the same thing in, like, Tolkien and Lord of the Rings and stuff, right?
14:52It's like, well, that's, you know, people first get into...
14:55Heroin and Teowin.
14:55Yeah.
14:55Something like that.
14:56It's like, wait, is that Sauron or Saruman?
14:59Which one is it?
14:59You know, that type of thing.
15:01Eric, Eren.
15:03Yeah.
15:03But I was just...
15:04Only in this episode where I'm like, huh.
15:06I don't remember the last time they both featured an episode.
15:08I just never wrote their names next to each other to do it.
15:11In Rings of Power, we had an Eowyn and an Eren.
15:14Is that who we had?
15:15No.
15:16Eowyn comes much later, right?
15:17In Lord of the Rings, there's Eowyn and Arwen.
15:19Yeah.
15:20Or two.
15:20I mean, I think in Rings of Power, we had an Eowyn or something like that, right?
15:23Or an Eowyn-Mir.
15:24Or...
15:25Uh...
15:26What was that one else's name?
15:27It was something Eren-ish.
15:29It's like...
15:29Eren-deer.
15:30Eren-deer, yeah.
15:31That's what it was.
15:32Never mind.
15:33The parkour guy.
15:34Yeah.
15:35Well, I'm excited to just see what happens in the next fight.
15:38Yeah.
15:38Are we going to see this?
15:39Are we going to see more Naruto?
15:40Are we going to see both?
15:41Probably a little bit of both, like we did here.
15:43Yeah.
15:43I guess.
15:44We're just going to focus on Gaara and Little Old Man.
15:48Yeah.
15:48Fighting his target.
15:49And the Little Old Man has another particle user, too.
15:52We have sand-de-sane, we have particle-de-particles, and we have two images.
15:54When particles hit each other, that's usually not good.
15:56Yeah.
15:58Like in science, so...
16:00They might...
16:01Yeah, they're not subatomic.
16:02I'm just saying, like, what if they create, like...
16:04Oh my god, there's a new power now!
16:06A new ninjutsu!
16:07Combining particles and creating new elements.
16:11Kind of smashed together.
16:13Yeah, but those are different particles usually, right?
16:14Yeah.
16:15Not like the same particles, right?
16:18Sometimes.
16:18Yeah.
16:19Okay.
16:20All right, well, this reaction video is...
16:23Ross and God!
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