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00:00Hey guys, for a blind way back, I'm Calvin.
00:02I'm Aaron.
00:03And we're back with Naruto Shippuden.
00:05Last time on Naruto, we had the best.
00:09The worst.
00:11Yes, absolutely.
00:13We had some ninja out there in the desert, and they were doing all they could.
00:17They were doing as much as they were able.
00:21Maybe like the genjutsu, like the illusions and stuff like that.
00:26Maybe all of them were the illusion.
00:28Tamari was out there with them, right?
00:29Yeah.
00:30She's with the other guy.
00:32She's not with me.
00:32She's only with the ground and the wind ninja to go fight the other, the...
00:37And the ceiling club, right?
00:39Razakage?
00:39Yeah.
00:40Razakage.
00:41And they did good.
00:42We don't know yet, exactly.
00:43Maybe we'll see that this time.
00:45Maybe.
00:45Maybe.
00:46Maybe.
00:54Who are you aiming at?
00:56Damn it, it's happening over here too!
00:59God damn it!
01:00I'll say it again.
01:02I use lightning style.
01:04And when I arm myself with lightning style, my speed and defensive power exceed the limits
01:09that my body normally puts on them.
01:11Wind unit!
01:13Attack formation C!
01:15Wide area of attack?
01:17Group wind style jutsu!
01:19Wind style casting net!
01:21Except there's a spot right there!
01:28Oh, okay.
01:28He loves it.
01:29With one move, they've already done so much more.
01:31They actually hit him.
01:35Wow.
01:38What were we saying?
01:39Still did more.
01:40They hit him.
01:41Yeah.
01:42That's a mean looking guy.
01:43That's a mean, mean person.
01:45Do we get the full intro?
01:50No more spoilers!
01:52I'm wondering what's in my baby.
01:59Is it the planetary rossi-gon thing?
02:02Oh, him with everybody.
02:04Cool.
02:04We haven't inflicted any damage.
02:10I am sealed, man.
02:11They inflicted some damage.
02:13Which is about lasting.
02:18The chef?
02:20No.
02:21Is that you, don't I?
02:23Don't I?
02:23Yes.
02:24Whoa.
02:25Even long-distance wind style attacks, the only ones that can reach him cannot deal him a decisive blow.
02:31We need a more powerful wind style user.
02:34In order to let his people get away, he used himself as a decoy and faced 10,000 of the enemy alone.
02:41Damn.
02:41It said that he lasted for three days and three nights.
02:44Wow.
02:45Jesus.
02:46Yeah, and you guys are like, there's like 50 people here.
02:48Now I need to try some time, so that at last I can finish up summoning him.
02:53I guess I'll take over.
02:54Cobb into his special reserve.
02:56Special reserve.
02:57There isn't a stronger wind style user than me.
03:00Yeah, there is.
03:02Rasinga!
03:03Yeah!
03:04There is!
03:06Huuuuh!
03:09He's from the sun.
03:12Yeah, throw it.
03:13Three arms!
03:15Oh.
03:16He dodged, but will he...
03:18Boomerang-gon!
03:20Raikage are always super fast!
03:25Throwing it from behind!
03:26Boomerang-gon!
03:28Awesome boomerang.
03:29Oh, look at how good he is.
03:30Oh, cut his rope!
03:31Cut his arm, man.
03:32It's no use!
03:34Get close up!
03:36Can't dodge.
03:36He's got a hit!
03:37Oh!
03:38Oh!
03:38Oh!
03:39Damn!
03:42Damn!
03:43Oh!
03:43Jeez, Naruto!
03:44Oh my gosh!
03:46Man, he, like, he one move.
03:49Two kages in a row.
03:51Oh!
03:51Oh!
03:51Oh!
03:51Oh!
03:51Oh!
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:54Oh!
03:54Oh!
03:54Oh!
03:54Oh!
03:54Oh!
03:54Oh!
03:55Oh!
03:55Oh!
03:55Oh!
03:56Oh!
03:56He's going to elective him through the cloth!
03:58No!
03:58Damn it!
03:59My Lord Third, you're so strong that frankly it's frightening.
04:06Who's this guy?
04:07Yeah, Daito?
04:08Was he the guy that was helping select B and...
04:12Dodai?
04:13Yeah.
04:14Dino?
04:17Lightning Blade?
04:18What is that?
04:21All of you men, move back from Lord Raikage now!
04:24Earth-style Great Mudwall!
04:26Aw, man, we gotta spit it out of our mouths!
04:28Aw, man, we gotta spit it out of our mouths!
04:29We gotta spit it out of our mouths!
04:30We gotta spit it out of our mouths!
04:33Can we just, like, stomp the ground?
04:34Or something?
04:35Nooo, that's Avatar.
04:36Lava-style.
04:37Rubber wall!
04:42Lord Third's most powerful ninjutsu!
04:44The piercing four-fingered thrust of hell!
04:46Damn!
04:47Jeez!
04:48Like Kakashi-sensei's lightning blade!
04:50And Sasuke's Chidori!
04:51Chidori!
04:52Chidori!
04:53The piercing four-finger what?
04:56Something from hell.
04:57I don't know, of course.
04:58Thrust from hell.
04:59Since we know where he's gonna come through, we should all focus on that spot!
05:03Everyone on guard!
05:04Stop!
05:05Listen to what the clutch!
05:06You know, we told you!
05:08Damn!
05:09Get in there, fellas!
05:11Fucking idiots!
05:12Get in there!
05:13We need to be able to die, you know?
05:14Ugh!
05:15He went down to three!
05:16He's got three more attacks in it, then, right?
05:17Switch to the three-fingered assault!
05:18What's that mean?!
05:19He could actually break through, because it's a smaller point of impact, right?
05:20Why does he ever use more fingers?
05:21Why does he not ever just use, like, two?
05:22Because that's not in the name there!
05:23So?
05:24What's up with that?
05:25Probably takes more concentration to do all the same amount of chakra in one finger.
05:27If he's as impenetrable as you say he is, then how'd he get that?
05:45Where's he at?
05:48Where's he at?
05:53You mean the eight tails hurt him and the eight tails strongest jutsu is
06:04Really
06:07This is a tale of a beast bomb just like eight tails
06:09I didn't think it was possible for a Jinchuriki in human form to handle such a heavy chakra sphere
06:21Three
06:23Oh
06:26Shit, what happened?
06:28Distracted
06:30I still can't do it yet
06:32His chakra cloak has dissipated
06:34I gotta talk to octopops in the eight tails now, but how can I get in contact with them? You're in luck. Why is that?
06:41Because I am a calm course
06:49Less sweet
06:51Oh
06:53He's going to just knock us out
06:57Everybody knocked out that finger
07:01Wow
07:03Okay
07:05Yeah
07:07Be in eight tails
07:08Can you arrange that as quickly as possible?
07:10While the third rakage is still chasing after the dummy rubber ball?
07:13Please just get me in touch with them quickly
07:16I don't have any time to waste
07:18Hurry up and finish your business
07:25It's taking forever
07:26The urge to pee is beyond one's control, you see
07:29Hmm
07:31It's weird
07:33The reason he's not in battle is because he had to take a bathroom break for how long?
07:38Relieving oneself takes concentration so right now let me focus on my urination
07:42This just isn't the time for your kind of interrogation
07:45He just did
07:47He just did
07:49So how did he manage to give grandpa rakage that scar on his chest?
07:53We both collapsed forward completely spent yet still poised to attack
07:57I don't remember much the opposite
07:59Oh no, he did it to himself
08:00I bet he did it to himself
08:02Because he said they were still poised for attack
08:03He probably had his finger out
08:05And he probably went
08:06Onto his own finger
08:14I love when they trick each other
08:20This is a perfect mad hesitation
08:21I love it
08:22Oh
08:27What?
08:28Oh
08:29Everyone
08:30Stay out of this fight
08:32And ceiling core stand by
08:35Oh one finger
08:36His invincible spear will pierce through Naruto's arms and legs without a doubt
08:42Mm-hmm
08:43I can aim right for his arm
08:50Okay
08:50Oh shit
08:52Yes
09:02Oh yeah
09:03His most shameful time of his life was him hurting himself
09:06Yep
09:08That makes sense
09:11We did it
09:13Were they the ceiling?
09:15Ninja
09:16I just figured he must have gotten the scar by stabbing himself in the chest with his own move
09:21That's why he was always so embarrassed about
09:23That is embarrassing
09:24You know
09:25I'd say the shinobi who has the best shield now is probably Gaara
09:31Meanwhile
09:32Yeah, maybe
09:33Just you
09:43Think he's dead?
09:45I don't know
09:46They shot him
09:47Yeah
09:48In the same way last week did
09:49Yeah
09:50Well, it was cool that Naruto showed up and uses Rossingdon and stuff
09:55Like there was like, there's no better, you know, wind style user than me
09:58Actually
09:59There is
10:00Yes
10:01It's me
10:01That's pretty cool
10:03I am here
10:04Dude, and his backstory too
10:07Where it's like, well, how did he die?
10:08He's like, he stayed behind to help his comrades escape
10:10Fighting for three days and three nights against 10,000 enemies
10:14Yeah
10:15That's crazy
10:15Yeah
10:16Yeah, you're right
10:17You hear that story, you look around, there's a hundred useless shinobi
10:21You're, yeah, you're pissed
10:22This sucks
10:24What are we doing?
10:25Yeah
10:25You have a hundred times fewer men
10:28And a lot less time in order to do it
10:32Tamari's group did better
10:34They did better
10:35Only because she was there
10:37That is true
10:38And then Dodai was good too
10:39Dodai was real good
10:40I don't know who he was
10:42I don't remember him from before
10:44But maybe he showed up before at some point
10:45I thought he was one of the people that was with the
10:48Was that the fourth?
10:50Or is the current the fourth?
10:52Raikage
10:52The Raikage?
10:54This is the third
10:56That's the third?
10:57Yeah
10:57Who, I thought he was the guy that was with the third Raikage
11:00To select Killer B
11:04Like from the lineup
11:05I thought he was with him
11:07Might have been
11:07But I'm not sure
11:08I don't remember
11:08I don't remember him from any point
11:11That I
11:11Like I'm like
11:12Oh yeah
11:12He's from this episode
11:13But it was cool
11:14I liked the little rubber ball
11:15And all that stuff
11:17You know
11:17Keeping Naruto safe
11:18Yeah
11:19That was really neat
11:19I continue to love
11:21These guys
11:22These Kage's
11:23Like helping them
11:24And at one point
11:26Tamari like
11:27Unleashes an attack
11:28And he's like
11:28What do you say?
11:30Like
11:30Announce their attack exactly
11:31They announce exactly
11:34How they're gonna attack
11:34Yeah
11:35They do that a lot
11:37A wide steel
11:38A wide area
11:40Wind attack
11:40To
11:41Bypass my speed
11:43Good
11:44So Naruto can't do that
11:46That beast blast thing yet
11:48He hasn't mastered it yet
11:50The
11:51Tail beast bomb
11:53Yeah
11:55But
11:56I mean he did
11:56It was closer
11:57He figured
11:58It did like
11:58It consolidated into a sphere
12:00He just couldn't hold onto it long enough to throw it
12:03Yeah
12:03But he did figure out what was going on with the scar
12:06And how to beat him
12:07Which was cool
12:07He doesn't usually do that type of thing
12:09I love how they take the
12:10He told me it was his most shameful fight he's ever had
12:14But that's all he's ever said about it
12:15Like that moment there
12:16And you're like
12:16Oh
12:17Because he hurt himself
12:18Hoisted him
12:19And then him saying about like
12:20That's why he was so embarrassed about it
12:21Yeah
12:22That's so funny
12:22Like maybe he would have beaten the beast
12:24Yeah
12:25But he hurt himself
12:26Yeah
12:26Something worse when you hurt yourself
12:28Yeah
12:30I hate that so much
12:31Pokemon moves
12:32Whatever it is
12:34He can be
12:34I'm hammering on the wall
12:36You know
12:36Ah
12:38Son of a
12:39Yeah
12:39And I can't blame
12:41The nail
12:42There's only one person you can
12:43Fuck if I did this
12:44Yep
12:45I don't want to tell anybody about it
12:46You know
12:47Like that's what he feels like
12:48It's like when you're doing something
12:50Like really close on the countertop
12:52And you stand up
12:53And you hit the back of your head on the
12:54Ah
12:55I hate that so much
12:58Fuck
13:00It's not great
13:02But it's not as bad as this guy trying to write scenes for ladies
13:06Yeah
13:08Every scene
13:09Two ladies
13:10We got two ladies in the battlefield
13:11Have them talk about how cute Naruto is
13:13Go
13:14He's a hero at Save the Leak
13:16He is
13:16He is
13:17Or is that
13:17Yeah
13:18Right
13:18I both enjoy watching Naruto be popular
13:21And wish that
13:23Listen
13:24Maybe they're treated that way
13:25Maybe girls could get some more
13:26Maybe some different stuff
13:28Yeah
13:29Tamari was good
13:30Yeah Tamari's good
13:31She's generally good
13:32Gara's sister
13:33But Yukata did not
13:35But I'll take that all day
13:38Versus those guys being like
13:39What do we do next
13:40Retrieve your weapons
13:42Oh man
13:44Top top
13:44I love that so much
13:47We're not done with that yet
13:48We're not
13:48I hope the Kage's okay
13:50We're right back where we were
13:51The same thing
13:51Hitting the
13:52Yep
13:53And now he's dead
13:55I don't know
13:57Dying
13:58Maybe dying
14:00Seriously injured
14:01Are you good with that one at least?
14:05No I was okay with
14:05Yes
14:06I was okay with maybe dying
14:07Maybe dying
14:08Maybe dying
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