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00:00Those are the Battlestars.
00:26And here's the man-in-command, Alex Trevesque.
00:40Thank you very much.
00:42Merry Christmas to all of you.
00:44We have a fabulous audience in our studio today.
00:47Good crowd, all the people who didn't have presents under their Christmas tree
00:51and decided to join us in our studio.
00:53The Battlestars are in place.
00:55Our champion is here.
00:56And let me introduce him to you right now.
00:58He's a freelance writer from Sunland in California.
01:01His name is Russ Ewald.
01:02Let's welcome him.
01:05Happy Holidays!
01:09Well, I'm not Santa Claus, Russ, but I'm in a position to assist you
01:13in winning a fantastic Christmas present, $10,000 in cash.
01:17You want to have a go at that?
01:18Yes.
01:19Stay there for a moment.
01:20We'll take a commercial break.
01:21And then we'll come back.
01:22We'll have everything in place for the Battlestars 2-Rain.
01:25Stay with us.
01:27Come on.
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02:03Mrs. Wyman, do you suffer from minor arthritis pain?
02:06And how?
02:07Do you use this pain reliever?
02:09Two regular strength tablets, 650 milligrams?
02:12Uh-uh.
02:13This other one, then?
02:14No.
02:15This one?
02:16No.
02:17The 800.
02:18Yes, Anacin.
02:20That's mine.
02:21Why Anacin?
02:22My husband gets these headaches.
02:24I have arthritis pain.
02:26I sometimes take it three or four times a day without stomach upset.
02:30Tablets or capsules?
02:31Anacin gives you more.
02:35Russ Ewald, our champion, wants to win the $10,000.
02:38Let's go to it.
02:39Sixteen numbered squares hiding that well-known face that we want you to identify.
02:45Pick three cards.
02:48Okay.
02:50This might be the last opportunity for one of our champions to win the $10,000.
02:54It will certainly be the second last opportunity.
02:57You get a free shot right now.
02:58I'll take number five.
03:00Show them that one.
03:02Oh, boy.
03:03Oh, boy.
03:04It's a mean-looking eye on Christmas morning.
03:06Number two is next, right above it.
03:08Next one you selected was number five.
03:11Pick another one.
03:12That was your free choice.
03:13Pick another card.
03:14Okay.
03:15And we'll put this in the decoder, and that gives us number three.
03:18Okay.
03:19We're all in basically the same area.
03:22Number 16, right at the bottom this time.
03:24We'll find out what this old person has a chin.
03:27For five...
03:28Oh, $10,000.
03:29$10,000, Russ.
03:30Who?
03:31I'll just take a stab.
03:32Dom DeLuise?
03:33No.
03:34No, that's not the right answer.
03:37All right.
03:38Pick another card.
03:39The picture is worth $3,000 in cash.
03:42Number 14 this time.
03:44And you know, you don't have to try it on your own.
03:47We have...
03:48Oh, look.
03:49Look at the top row.
03:50Jerry, pan across this row.
03:52Start with Todd, if you would.
03:53It's not her.
03:54Because Todd says, I know.
03:56Richard Simmons says, I know.
03:59Really, I do.
04:00And what does Mel say?
04:03I know too.
04:04So it's up to you, champ.
04:05If you want to take a guess on your own, you can do that and win $3,000.
04:09Or you can go to I know, I know I really do, or I know too.
04:13I'll check with Richard Simmons.
04:15Richard Simmons.
04:16I know.
04:17Merry Christmas.
04:18Marlon Brando.
04:19Yep.
04:20Right.
04:21You got it.
04:23$3,000 with Marlon Brando.
04:28High five.
04:29Well, you don't have to happen.
04:30I thought we were going to get a high five for $10,000.
04:33We're going on, Russ.
04:34Sit down while I introduce this pretty lady who is about to be your challenger.
04:39If her face looks familiar to all of you, that's because she was with us a couple of weeks ago
04:43and there was a problem on one of the questions, so we brought her back.
04:46And just in time to do her Christmas shopping with us here on Battlestars.
04:50From Santa Monica, a registered nurse, this is Arlene Clem.
04:53Hi, Arlene.
04:54Hi.
04:55Hi.
04:56Welcome back.
04:57Hi, Arlene.
04:58You know all about our rules.
04:59I sure do.
05:00You know that the champion goes first and you wait for him to make a mistake, right?
05:03Right.
05:04Let's put the board in motion.
05:05There they go.
05:06The numbers are flashing.
05:07Russ.
05:08Russ gets number eight.
05:09Nancy McKeon.
05:10Hi there.
05:11Hello.
05:12You're back with another gorgeous suit.
05:13Every day this week, he comes in with a new gorgeous suit.
05:16That one looks great.
05:17Yeah.
05:19Would you like to have it after the show?
05:20Can I?
05:21What size are you?
05:22Whatever size you take, that's it.
05:24Okay.
05:25Brooke Shields recently said.
05:27You remember we were talking about her at the beginning of the week?
05:29Yes.
05:30I don't think of myself as a sex symbol.
05:32I just consider myself what?
05:35Brooke Shields says this.
05:39Uh...
05:41Lucky.
05:43Brooke Shields speaking.
05:44I think she's right.
05:45No.
05:46Brooke Shields says, I just consider myself a high school senior.
05:49Which is what she was.
05:50All right.
05:51The number eight is lit.
05:52And...
05:53Our challenger, Arlene.
05:55You get your first opportunity today on this Christmas morning.
05:58Do it.
05:59Nothing comes down.
06:00And we go upstairs to Nell Carter.
06:02Hi, girl.
06:03What are you doing?
06:06Nell?
06:07Sir Thomas Crapper was the inventor.
06:10Wait a minute.
06:11What?
06:13Sir Thomas Crapper.
06:14Was the inventor of the flush toilet in 1800...
06:19I quit.
06:21In 1878.
06:24What did Queen Victoria do when she heard of his invention?
06:29She was very relieved.
06:36Well, we've all heard of the throne, right?
06:42She knighted him.
06:46She did.
06:47She did what?
06:48She knighted him.
06:49She's right.
06:50Yes.
06:51That's what Queen Victoria did to Sir Thomas Crapper.
06:53That's good.
06:55Lights are flashing, Arlene.
06:56Go again.
06:57What does that, Williams mean?
06:58What an answer.
06:59Number five.
07:00Todd, Richard, Skipper, Nancy.
07:01I'll go to Richard.
07:02Hi.
07:03Hi.
07:04Hi.
07:05I'm that good at this part.
07:06I'm good with the faces.
07:07I know you are.
07:08There is some correlation, Richard, between this question and the one that Nell just dealt with.
07:17In mythology, who was given the job of cleaning out the Augean stables?
07:22You know, the man who owns the show is sitting here just chuckling away at these questions.
07:31Let's see if he gets this one right.
07:37So you want the man who cleaned out the stables?
07:40Yes.
07:41Shut up, Nell!
07:44Are we back to that again?
07:47I did this.
07:49Okay, there's two answers in front of me.
07:52Okay?
07:53One I can't pronounce.
07:56And one I know a lot about.
07:57I would have to say it's Prometheus.
07:59Okay.
08:00He's right.
08:01No.
08:02The one who cleaned out the Augean stables was Hercules.
08:05That was one of the twelve labors of Hercules.
08:08And on that pleasant note, we're going to take a commercial break and deal with the man who owns this show.
08:14My mother will pick up pictures of you.
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08:53Tickle their noses with blueberries.
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09:16They taste just as great as they smell.
09:18Great taste.
09:19Finally, my floor's gonna shine without waxing.
09:24Yeah.
09:25But you still have to clean it correctly to help keep it shiny.
09:27Any suggestions?
09:28Well, Mr. Clean is great.
09:30Even Armstrong approves of Mr. Clean for their no-wax solarium floors.
09:34Hmm.
09:35Look, if you could lift the shine, you'd see many cleaners can leave a dull film.
09:38But Mr. Clean lets the shine come clear through.
09:41But that's the kind of shine I want.
09:43That's the kind of shine Mr. Clean brings out.
09:45Mr. Clean helps keep no-wax floors shining bright.
09:48He's right.
09:49He's right.
09:50You know how I define old?
09:51It's someone that's so set in their ways, they just won't change.
09:54They can't change.
09:55A few years ago, I made a big change.
09:58After years of using aspirin, I switched to Tylenol.
10:01I was in the hospital and I needed something for pain.
10:04They gave me Tylenol.
10:05And it really worked.
10:07Turns out Tylenol is the pain reliever that hospitals use most.
10:10Well, if hospitals trust Tylenol, I sure can.
10:13For relief you can trust.
10:15Trust Tylenol.
10:16Hospitals do.
10:17Tylenol in regular and extra strength.
10:21Welcome back to Battlestars.
10:22We are in the middle of a match.
10:23And at the moment, our champion, Russ, has control of the board.
10:27Few of the numbers are lit.
10:28No captures as yet.
10:29Number one has just flashed.
10:31And Todd, you've got a question.
10:34Ebenezer Scrooge is the most famous tightwad of them all.
10:37What did he do for a living though, Todd?
10:39What did he do for a living?
10:41No, that was my question.
10:42Oh, I knew that.
10:43Let's see.
10:44He probably tied the little children up.
10:46No, let me see, really.
10:47Um...
10:48Ebenezer Scrooge.
10:50I see.
10:51He was a jeweler.
10:53Okay.
10:54He was a jeweler.
10:55I will trust, uh, Todd's judgment.
10:57Nope.
10:58Well, Todd's a little young to invest in the stock market, but Ebenezer Scrooge could have
11:02helped him there because he was a stock broker.
11:04I didn't know that either, Snobby's back.
11:06That's all right.
11:07Our challenger gets control of the board again.
11:10Press it, Arlene, and you get number six.
11:12You can go to Little Richard upstairs, Big Richard downstairs, Nell Carter, or Skip Stevenson.
11:18I'll go to Nell.
11:20I'll go to Nell.
11:21Hi there.
11:22Hi there.
11:23Who is it who's often referred to as the man in black?
11:32Now, turn to the right and say, shut up, Richard.
11:35Shut up, Richard.
11:36Okay.
11:37That felt good.
11:38Okay.
11:39Johnny Cash.
11:40The man in black.
11:41She's right.
11:42It's all a noir.
11:43Right.
11:44Johnny Cash is the right answer.
11:45Yes.
11:46Woo!
11:47No capture still, but we're getting very close.
11:49Go ahead, Arlene.
11:50Press the button.
11:51You come up with number two, and you could capture Richard Simmons on this one.
11:55Pressure, pressure.
11:56Big deal.
11:57Brando played him.
11:59Rod Steiger played him.
12:00And even Charles Boyer played him.
12:03Who?
12:04Could you give me three names again, please?
12:07Marlon Brando, Rod Steiger, and Charles Boyer.
12:11Boyer.
12:15I would have to say, uh, it's Napoleon.
12:19Arlene.
12:20He's right.
12:21It is Napoleon.
12:22And that triangle lights up in red.
12:24The challenge is color.
12:26One lit triangle in front of you, Arlene.
12:29The numbers go in motion again.
12:31Press the buttons.
12:32Really good ones.
12:33And there's one of them.
12:34The number four could enable you to become our champion by capturing Todd and Nancy.
12:39Who gets the question?
12:41Todd?
12:42Yeah.
12:43Yeah.
12:44Okay, I'm here.
12:45Every time you start talking to a certain girl, she starts fiddling with her hair, Todd.
12:51Now, in terms of body language, what does that mean to you?
12:56Do you start talking and she starts doing one of these?
13:00Well, she actually has dirty hair, kind of, you know, dandruff.
13:04You know, you scratch it in your head.
13:05You say, boy, is she looking at me, I wonder?
13:07No, actually, no, really.
13:09Get serious.
13:10Um, she's bored to me.
13:11She would be bored.
13:12All right.
13:13The girl starts fiddling with her hair.
13:15This will be four of the game.
13:17Two captures that would give you a total of three, Arlene.
13:19I think he's right.
13:21No, when she starts playing fiddling with her hair, it means she's interested.
13:25Really?
13:26Yep.
13:27Really?
13:28Remember that, Todd.
13:29You had it backwards, right?
13:30Hungry me a girl that scratched her hair with me left me.
13:32Oh, that's because of what happened afterwards.
13:34The number four is still flashing for our champion.
13:37Russ, who gets the question, Nancy or Todd?
13:39I'll try Nancy this time.
13:40Nancy's fiddling with her hair.
13:41Nancy's fiddling with her hair.
13:42Yes.
13:43Me either.
13:44I thought it was your answer.
13:45The day Prince Charles got married, Nancy, this man was quoted as saying,
13:48I've been waiting for this.
13:50I'm now the most eligible bachelor in the world.
13:54Who said that?
13:56Look at the monitor.
13:58Pick one of the two.
13:59The one you think is right.
14:01George Burns.
14:03Ah.
14:04Okay.
14:05The day Prince Charles got married, this individual said,
14:09I'm now the most eligible bachelor in the world.
14:12I think she's right.
14:13No, it was Prince Charles' younger brother, Prince Andrew.
14:17We're back to our challenger, Arlene.
14:19Oh, thank George.
14:20Who gets the question?
14:21Sexy.
14:22Oh, I'll go to Todd.
14:24Why not?
14:25Todd, we're back to you.
14:26In literature, who had ears as big as his heart?
14:29Dumbo.
14:30Dumbo.
14:31I beg your pardon?
14:32Dumbo.
14:33Dumbo.
14:34Dumbo.
14:35Dumbo.
14:36This is for the match, Arlene.
14:38Ears as big as his heart.
14:40Right.
14:41Right.
14:42Oh!
14:43Two triangles of this seven.
14:45And up to the one three.
14:47That gives us a total of three.
14:50Russ, happy Christmas to you.
14:52Thank you very much.
14:53With a total of $3,000 in cash and some parting gifts backstage.
14:57Your Delight on Battle Stars.
14:58Now, Arlene, come on over here and join me.
15:00Okay.
15:01It's going to be Arlene and me playing the picture game.
15:04I don't have too much to do except help her and hope that she gains $10,000.
15:09She could do it if she identifies the person after the first four pieces are shown.
15:14Pick three cards.
15:15Two.
15:16Three.
15:17Three.
15:18You got them.
15:19Now, your free pick on the board.
15:20Any number you want revealed.
15:22Number eight.
15:23Well, you're usually better off staying at the middle of the picture.
15:25You got number eight.
15:26Next, we go to number two.
15:30Following that, we have number 16.
15:32Oh, we're all over the picture on this one.
15:36And number seven.
15:39Number seven.
15:41Someone looking sideways.
15:44$10,000 in cash for you, Arlene, if you can tell me who this is.
15:51No.
15:52Take a guess.
15:53Uh, Richard Beamer.
15:54No.
15:55All right.
15:56Take another card.
15:58The picture's worth $3,000.
16:01None of our celebrities looks as if they know the answer right now.
16:06Number 10.
16:07I wouldn't say that.
16:08Gives us.
16:09All right.
16:10You can try it yourself.
16:11Todd Bridges thinks he knows.
16:12Richard is waving.
16:13I think I know, but I'm going to ask Richard.
16:14Richard.
16:15Very good.
16:16Very good.
16:17Merry Christmas.
16:18Roger Moore.
16:19Roger Moore.
16:20Yes, indeed.
16:21I have to ask Richard Peale, since he was involved in two movies, two of the James Bond films,
16:34with Roger Moore.
16:35You didn't raise your hand, Richard.
16:36No, I have my hand up, but I...
16:38Oh, you were through the floor?
16:39You were up in Nell's triangle, were you?
16:42Okay, we're going to take a commercial break right now.
16:44We'll come back after this.
16:46Oh, I'm just kidding.
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17:21Welcome to Birdseye Village.
17:25Hi, I'm Clarence Birdseye.
17:27Our town's full of great cooks.
17:29Here's the Birdseye.
17:30Meet the youngest.
17:31My first meal.
17:33But what vegetable?
17:35Give it a blue ribbon combination.
17:37Interesting.
17:38Corn, green beans, and pasta curls.
17:41You'll be proud when Dad tastes it.
17:44Penny, you've been practicing.
17:46Birdseye, blue ribbon combinations.
17:48A taste you'll be proud of.
17:50Come to Birdseye.
17:52Jell-O pudding stripe rich cake.
17:56But Dad likes chocolate stripes better than vanilla ones.
17:59We'll see.
18:00Wow.
18:01How'd you do that?
18:02Easy.
18:03Paul calls in a plain cake
18:05and makes two boxes of Jell-O instant pudding and milk and powdered sugar.
18:09See? Frost and stripes.
18:11Which one do you like best, Dad?
18:14Hmm.
18:15Maybe I'd better try them again.
18:16Oh, Dad, come on.
18:18Make a plain cake super and stripe it rich with Jell-O pudding.
18:23Hey, Ma!
18:24Your college boy's home.
18:26I bet you're hungry.
18:27Hungry for your beef and gravy.
18:29Hmm.
18:30What about Scruffy?
18:31He gets his own beef gravy meal.
18:34Gravy Train.
18:35Add warm water to the leading dry dog food.
18:37It gets wet.
18:38Gravy Train makes a real beef gravy meal.
18:41A lot like my homemade.
18:43Add another beef gravy fan to the family.
18:45Hey, Scruffy.
18:46Happy.
18:48Gravy Train dog food.
18:49The beef gravy meal with homemade appeal.
18:53Happy Christmas Day for our champion, Arlene Clem.
18:56She won $3,000, and now she gets to face this lady,
18:59a receptionist for an attorney's office.
19:01She is from Sherman Oaks.
19:02Her name is Debbie Wright.
19:04Woo!
19:05Debbie!
19:06Debbie!
19:07Debbie, are you going to be Wright with us today?
19:09Of course.
19:10Every chance you get.
19:11Every chance I get.
19:12If you don't get a chance until the champion makes a mistake.
19:15Well, I'm ready.
19:16Let's see if she makes any.
19:17I'm ready.
19:18Board's in motion.
19:19Go ahead, Arlene.
19:20Press the button and it comes down on number two.
19:22Richard Simmons has a question directed at him.
19:24You are playing by the rules of the Marquess of Queensbury.
19:28Or as they say in France, the Marquis de Queensbury.
19:33Well, these, both these sports could be French.
19:37Um, I'll just have to say, um, fencing.
19:42Right answer or wrong answer?
19:43Right.
19:44No, the Marquis of Queensbury rules govern boxing.
19:47I'm good with the faces.
19:48I'm good with the faces.
19:49You are good with faces.
19:50Remember this face.
19:51It belongs to Debbie Wright.
19:52She has control of the board right now.
19:53Press the button, Debbie.
19:54You get number eight.
19:55Nancy.
19:56Hi there.
19:57Hi.
19:58Welcome.
19:59Merry Christmas.
20:01Got part of my Christmas tree in front of you, Nancy.
20:03Yes, I do.
20:04It smelled so good all the way over there.
20:05We had to bring it over here.
20:07All the way over here.
20:08Sports Illustrated calls it the most popular sport in the world.
20:11What are they referring to?
20:13According to Sports Illustrated?
20:16I would say horse racing.
20:19Right answer or wrong answer, Debbie Wright?
20:21I'm going to say she's wrong.
20:23Yeah, the right answer is soccer.
20:25You are correct.
20:26You did well.
20:27You're still in control, Debbie.
20:28Hit the button again.
20:29You keep going until you make a mistake.
20:32Todd, we have a question for you.
20:34Oh, you do?
20:35Yep.
20:36Okay, I'm here.
20:37Of all major crimes, which one gets solved most often?
20:42Yep.
20:43Let's see.
20:44They find the culprit.
20:45They find the culprit?
20:46Yep.
20:47Bank robbery, I would think.
20:49All right.
20:50Of all major crimes.
20:51I'm going to say he's wrong.
20:52You are right.
20:53Murder is the correct answer.
20:54Hey.
20:55Nice going.
20:56Turn it off, Debbie.
20:57Press the button again.
20:58Number three.
20:59We're covering that top row nicely.
21:01We have a question for you, Nell Carter.
21:02Good morning.
21:03Good morning.
21:04Good morning.
21:05The New York Times.
21:06The New York Times.
21:07What?
21:08What?
21:09What?
21:10What?
21:11The New York Times says that White House photographers have a complaint about Ronald Reagan.
21:16They say he does this too much.
21:19What does he do too much?
21:20Smiles.
21:23Just like that.
21:24She has a lovely smile, doesn't she?
21:26She has the best smile, but I still think she's wrong.
21:30This time you are wrong.
21:31That is the right answer.
21:32Ronald Reagan smiles too much, according to the photographers.
21:35The champ, Arlene, gets another shot at it.
21:37The board gets number seven.
21:38Can go to Nell or to Richard Keel.
21:40I'll go to Richard.
21:42Right.
21:45Isn't it amazing, Richard?
21:46You started out playing that Jaws character in the James Bond film.
21:48We all hated you.
21:49By the end of the second movie, we loved you.
21:50Is there going to be a sequel?
21:51Is there going to be a third one?
21:52Then I was all through.
21:53Then you were through.
21:54Are we going to see you in another one?
21:55Well, they were talking about it.
21:56I hope it happens.
21:57I hope so, too.
21:58Okay.
21:59Here's a question for you.
22:00In the nursery rhyme.
22:01You're familiar with those.
22:02Tuesday's child is full of grace.
22:03Whose child is good and gay?
22:05Good.
22:06Should be good on Sunday.
22:07Okay.
22:08Good.
22:09Should be good on Sunday.
22:10Okay.
22:11Good.
22:12Good.
22:13Should be good on Sunday.
22:14Okay.
22:15Good.
22:16Good.
22:17Good.
22:18Good.
22:19Good.
22:20Good.
22:21Good.
22:22Good.
22:23Good.
22:24Good.
22:25Sunday's child is good and gay.
22:27Good and gay.
22:28Should be good on Sunday.
22:29I think that's right.
22:30And Bonnie and Bly.
22:31Sunday's child.
22:32Absolutely right, Richard.
22:33Way to go.
22:35Man knows his stuff.
22:37Press the button again, Irene.
22:39Number four.
22:40You can go to Nancy or to Todd.
22:42I'll go to Nancy.
22:44I'll go to Nancy.
22:45Surveys in Cosmopolitan Magazine report that this is the average age for first-time facelift patients.
22:54What age is that?
22:55First time.
22:56First time.
22:57First time you have a facelift.
22:58This is the average age.
22:59Don't get one.
23:00My mother's a nurse.
23:01She's told me all about it.
23:03Um, I would say 52.
23:06Right answer.
23:07I think she's wrong.
23:09That's the right answer.
23:10The average age for a first-time facelift is 52.
23:12I'm a nurse.
23:13And you're a nurse.
23:14You didn't know that.
23:15Debbie, you get control of the board.
23:16Press the button.
23:17Oh, look at this.
23:18You can capture Todd and Nancy.
23:19Who's going to get the question?
23:20Todd.
23:21Okay.
23:22Although Napoleon did it every day, he preferred that Josephine didn't.
23:28What was that?
23:29Um, did every day.
23:31Um...
23:32He did it every day, but he didn't want the Empress Josephine to do it every day.
23:36Horseback riding.
23:38Okay.
23:39Debbie?
23:40It sounds bizarre enough to be right.
23:42Oh.
23:43No.
23:44Napoleon bathed every day, and he didn't want...
23:46He bathed every day?
23:47He did.
23:48But he's so short.
23:49Wouldn't he drown in the tub?
23:50Do you bathe?
23:51Not every day.
23:52I mean, I'd be ashy as a bit dog boy.
23:55What?
23:56All right.
23:57Every other day.
23:58You're going to get to deal with a question.
24:00Who gets it, Todd or Nancy?
24:01Okay.
24:02I'm going to go with Todd, because he can't have it.
24:03Oh, me again.
24:04He can't have two wrong?
24:05I hope.
24:06Looking for Love is the only movie this famous television star ever made.
24:09To whom are we referring?
24:11Looking for Love.
24:14Johnny Carson.
24:16Right answer or wrong answer?
24:19Correct.
24:20Right?
24:21Right answer.
24:22Two triangles lighting up in blue.
24:29Hark, hark.
24:30I hear what sounds like a vicious Christmas bell.
24:33So we'll take a break, and we'll come back and do something for you after this.
24:39Hello.
24:40I'm Barbo Reddenbacher.
24:41Do these chaperones know what's a delicious economical snack?
24:45We try chips.
24:46But with teenagers, it's your gourmet popping corn.
24:49Right.
24:50It pops thicker and fluffier than regular popcorn.
24:53Most every kernel pops.
24:54And you can pop all of this for about the same price as two bags of chips.
24:58Look!
24:59Barbo's popcorn!
25:00Pop my gourmet popping corn tonight.
25:01It's the best.
25:02My name isn't Barbo Reddenbacher.
25:03Could a shirt this dirty get so white you'd mistake it for new?
25:05Washing it one time.
25:06I don't think it would have that new look.
25:07Mrs. Young's washed her shirt in oxidol with built-in bleach.
25:08Can she pick it out from these new shirts rinsed once but never worn?
25:11I thought I could just walk right here and feel it and look at it and pick it out.
25:12But I can't find it.
25:13It's right here.
25:14You're kidding.
25:15Well, I'm going to buy oxidol because I have dirty clothes.
25:18Try oxidol.
25:19For a white you'll want to compare to new.
25:22Before we leave you on this Christmas morning, there's something I wish to make very clear,
25:43that we did have the real live Skip Stevenson in the lower middle triangle.
25:48That was not a waxed figure from the Madame Tussauds museum.
25:50so's museum skip say something to us i didn't i'm too not that i'm too cheap i didn't buy any
25:55christmas cards can i wish everybody in omaha and all over the country that i know a merry christmas
25:59hey sure thank you absolutely everybody and we want to wish all of we want to wish our
26:03contestants uh merry christmas a happy holidays and of course all of our celebrities and nell
26:08has somebody special up with her in her box right now this is laura gene miller who plays
26:13samantha on nell's series called gimme a break hi laura gene merry christmas to you
26:18you want to help nell lead us all in a christmas song what do you want to sing oh how about just
26:24fall okay dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh or the fields we go everybody
26:36oh good we have actors in the audience we gotta go skip will be back with us next week and some of
26:40the other people and some newcomers have a happy christmas everyone so
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