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00:00Happy Holidays, Uglies!
00:19At first glance, the Christmas season can seem joyful, warm, and inviting.
00:25The glow of twinkling lights.
00:27The laughter around the fire.
00:30Ah, the scent of pine and cinnamon.
00:33But turn the diamond just slightly, and those happy images can turn very cold.
00:38The kind of chill that seeps into the marrow and gnaws at the soul.
00:43The laughter becomes strained.
00:45The crackling fire whispers of secrets best left buried.
00:49For some, Christmas is not joy, but a pageant of isolation.
00:54Empty rooms where laughter once echoed.
00:57Gifts left unopened beneath a dying tree.
01:00And even for those wrapped in the warmth of family, there are other horrors.
01:05The smiling Santa who lingers outside your window.
01:08The cheerful gift all glitter and bows with something sharp beneath the ribbon.
01:13Yes, for every tale of joy, there is one of terror.
01:18Christmas is a time of gifts and gatherings, but also of ghosts and grief.
01:23And sometimes, the most frightening thing about the holidays is the company you keep.
01:32Which reminds me, even we ourselves have a special guest this Christmas.
01:37Track, do be a dear, and illuminate our guest.
01:44After all, nothing says holiday cheer quite like the flicker of Christmas lights.
01:49Ah, yes, the true spirit of giving.
01:52Giving someone a little spark of life.
01:55Or rather, a lot.
01:58Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:01Oh, don't struggle, darling.
02:23It's just the thrill of reanimation.
02:26It never quite loses its charm.
02:32My darlings.
02:35I should have known I'd be spending the holidays with you two,
02:38whether I liked it or not.
02:40David, really, what is Christmas without a few forcibly festive guests gracing the gathering?
02:45Yes, but I must say there is nothing more horrifying
02:49than waking up here with you two year after year.
02:54It's like the ghosts of Christmas past with a vendetta.
02:58Well, now that you're awake and appropriately charged,
03:02let's begin our festivities properly.
03:05Yes, to truly capture the season's spirit,
03:08it's time for our first tale of holiday cheer.
03:11A story about family, about the bonds that never truly break, not even in death.
03:17Because sometimes the greatest horrors aren't the ones that arrive uninvited,
03:23but the ones you welcome in.
03:27Now gather around and remember, for some,
03:30the cold embrace of death is just the beginning.
03:34This tale is aptly titled Gaudete.
03:37Gaudete.
03:39Gaudete.
03:39Oh, my God.
04:09Look, I know it's not the happiest time, but it's Christmas Eve.
04:26We need to make the best of it.
04:27She'd want us to be happy.
04:31We're not even unpacked yet.
04:34Like, at all.
04:36All of my shit is still in boxes.
04:39All her stuff is still here.
04:41Everywhere I look, I see her.
04:43I know.
04:44It's just...
04:46It didn't feel right getting rid of anything.
04:48It's too soon.
04:49You guys should be happy.
04:54She left us this huge house.
04:55Fresh start.
04:56It's sad what happened to her, but she lived a full life.
05:13We all gotta go sometime.
05:17He's right.
05:17We could have never afforded a house after your dad left.
05:22I mean, we were barely making it before John showed up.
05:26How did John help, exactly?
05:30Grandma left us the house and the money.
05:33Judy, don't be difficult.
05:35Because this is already hard enough.
05:36We're not going to be able to do anything.
05:37We're not going to be able to do anything.
05:38We're not going to be able to do anything.
05:39We're not going to be able to do anything.
05:40We're not going to be able to do anything.
05:41We're not going to be able to do anything.
05:42We're not going to be able to do anything.
05:43We're not going to be able to do anything.
05:44We're not going to be able to do anything.
05:45We're not going to be able to do anything.
05:46We're not going to be able to do anything.
05:47We're not going to be able to do anything.
05:48We're not going to be able to do anything.
05:49We're not going to be able to do anything.
05:50We're not going to be able to do anything.
05:51We're not going to be able to do anything.
05:52We're going to be able to do anything.
05:53I don't know.
06:23Why did you leave me here alone with them?
06:30Judy, honey, I'm so sorry.
06:47Look, I know this happening so close to Christmas makes it a hundred times worse.
06:51I miss her too, so much.
06:59I can't even believe this is our life now.
07:01I don't like it, Mom.
07:08I don't, I don't want to be here with him.
07:11I think it's gross that he's even in this house.
07:13Judy, please, try to understand that your dad has been gone a long time.
07:19Would you prefer me just be alone forever?
07:27If this is the alternative, then yeah, I would.
07:36You know what?
07:37Forget it, Mom.
07:38Merry Christmas.
08:08Merry Christmas.
08:29Merry Christmas.
13:02Oh, please, spare us the calamitous cuisine.
13:07Honestly, Drac, your foray into food is positively rightful.
13:11It's beautiful.
13:12It's beautiful.
13:14I can still feel it twitching.
13:16How festive.
13:18And great.
13:19And great.
13:20And great.
13:21Anyways, since we're on to gifts now, we have a gift for all of you.
13:29A story about true holiday horror and a most abominable appetite.
13:34A little winter's tale.
13:35A little winter's tale about a beast who doesn't just haunt the mountains, but haunts them.
13:40And remember, the scariest part of the holidays isn't what's hiding under your tree.
13:47It's what's clawing at your door.
13:50We call this one, we call this one yeti or not.
13:55We call this one Yeti or not.
13:56It's getting closer.
13:57This way.
14:03It's getting closer.
14:04This way.
14:05Come on.
14:06Over here.
14:07This way.
14:08Over there.
14:09Come on.
14:10Hurry.
14:11The trap is this way.
14:13Woo!
14:14Ah!
14:15It's getting closer.
14:16This way.
14:17Come on!
14:18Over here.
14:19This way.
14:20Over there.
14:21Come on.
14:22Hurry.
14:23The trap is this way.
14:25Yep.
14:26This way.
14:27I can't see what's happening.
14:28Just get it.
14:29No.
14:30It's getting closer.
14:31This way.
14:32Come on.
14:33It's getting closer.
14:34This way.
14:35Come on.
14:36Come on.
14:37we've been going at this for hours okay we need to make a decision i said it a thousand times
14:44we kill it and when the sun comes up we try to find our way back to the car plus look what that
14:48fucker did to my arm it's an animal what do you expect it to do look at it it's scared it's hurt
14:53oh it's hurt it's scared it tried to kill us and it's definitely what took tara no no we we don't
14:58know that for sure okay yes it's the reason why eight people are missing we don't know that this
15:02is what took those eight people my sister was one of those people exactly plus look at its eyes
15:06don't just because we trapped it doesn't mean that you have to be cruel to it guys look the sun will
15:12be up any minute but let's just leave it in the snare and go get help that's the smart thing to do look
15:16look it waved at me raven shut up it just moved its arm you're crazy don't stop it all right stop
15:23all right we're here for tara okay and i want to know what happened to her and i want to know if
15:26this thing is the thing that took her it is don't don't fucking touch me you're being an asshole jesus
15:32craig raven fuck zoe are you okay fine no that's it i'm done i'm fucking done this is ridiculous okay
15:40i'm gonna try to get back to the car one more time it's gonna be laid out soon i probably won't get
15:44lost and hopefully there'll still be a signal there but guys we need to stick together okay for tara
15:51take care of them them
15:57the snare's choking it raven get the fuck away from that thing sorry
16:08this is supposed to be humane raven stop stop stop stop
16:13here
16:13it's okay if it was gonna hurt me it would have already
16:18you guys
16:35i got completely lost again there's no signal for
16:41yeah
16:43um
16:50yeah
16:59i mean
17:03Let's go.
17:33What is a five-letter word for blameworthy?
17:38No.
17:39Help is a four-letter word, silly.
17:45I got it.
17:48Shame.
17:49Yep, that's it.
17:54Aren't you glad I helped you find your sister?
18:03Merry Christmas Day!
18:15Ah, there you are.
18:18I thought you naughty little things had untied yourselves and escaped.
18:23Trust us, don't bother.
18:25It'd be a waste of your time.
18:26You'd either just freeze to death or the hounds would tear you the little delicious bits of mincemeat.
18:32So tell me again why I haven't already untied them?
18:37Christmas isn't the only winter holiday.
18:39There is also the horror of New Year's Eve.
18:42A night of resolutions, fresh starts, and ticking clocks that sound just a little bit too much, like a countdown to the end.
18:51A time to remember those we've lost, and sometimes a time for those lost to remember us.
18:58After all, the dead have nothing but time, and they do love to stay in touch.
19:05The calls from beyond come when you least expect them.
19:09A voice on the line, a whisper in the attic.
19:13A message from the dearly departed who just can't take a hint.
19:19They say dead men tell no tale, but they never mention the dead calling Colette.
19:25So tonight, we invite you to ring in the new year with a message from the other side.
19:33Let's raise a glass, my fiendish friends, because our next tale is a little story about goodbyes that come far too late.
19:41We call this one Old Acquaintance.
19:55I can't do this anymore.
20:18Ain't nobody making you stay here.
20:20You want to leave, baby girl?
20:21Leave.
20:22But you walk out that door.
20:23Don't come back.
20:25Daddy, what are you so afraid of?
20:27Get the hell out of my house.
20:30Oh!
20:32Getting late.
20:32Get the hell out of my house.
20:55I guess it's been a while since you've been back here.
21:08Graduation.
21:10Right.
21:13You know, no one blames you for leaving.
21:19Everyone knows that your father had his demons.
21:25How did my father die?
21:38Violently.
21:42If you don't mind, I'm running late, so...
21:46Oh, and happy new year.
21:55I'm not a kid.
21:58Yeah.
22:00Oh, and...
22:02Oh, my God.
22:08Oh, my God.
22:09Oh, my God.
22:12Oh, my God.
22:13Oh, my God.
22:15Oh, my God.
22:17Oh, my God.
22:19What the hell?
22:49Should all acquaintance be forgotten and ever brought to life?
23:11Should all acquaintance be forgotten and ever brought to life?
23:22What the hell?
23:25Maya?
23:35I know you're there, baby girl.
23:38I know you came home.
23:40I'm sorry.
23:42For all of you, I'm so sorry.
23:46But Maya, listen to me.
23:48You have to find the phone.
23:50You have to do what you couldn't do.
23:52You have to answer the call.
23:55Answer it before it finds you, too.
23:57Daddy?
23:58Answer it before it finds you.
24:00God!
24:03What the hell?
24:05What the hell?
24:06What is going on?
24:07Ow!
24:08God damn it!
24:09What the fuck is that?
24:11Where is it?
24:13I need it.
24:15I can't give you love for myself.
24:16What is it?
24:17Oh God.
24:18Tomorrow is you, too.
24:19Do you still look at the legs?
24:20Emily, you are now blue.
24:22Look and look, golly, you.
24:23Two wings outta this.
24:24-
24:43What the fuck?
24:48Shit!
24:50What the fuck is it?
24:59There. You were right.
25:01You were all right.
25:03I had my demons.
25:05It got me.
25:07Now it's gonna get you.
25:13No!
25:17No!
25:21For all my time, my dear!
25:25For all my time!
25:28Shut up, my dear!
25:43Give me a hand.
25:50Hello?
25:51Maya?
25:53Daddy.
25:54Daddy...
25:55Daddy have held the phone,
25:56answered...
25:57Hello?
26:05Maya?
26:07Daddy. Daddy, I found the phone.
26:10I answered it.
26:12I know, baby girl.
26:14But you shouldn't have broken the answering machine.
26:20Now, it's truly free.
26:27I know, baby girl.
26:57It's being gobbled up by Krampus.
26:59A yule log to the skull.
27:02These truly are a few of my favorite things.
27:05Well, the holidays are all about family.
27:09And nothing brings people together like fear.
27:14Tonight, we've prepared another holiday tale of our own.
27:17So grab your cocoa, gather round, and don't forget to look up.
27:22You never know who or what might come creeping down in the dead of night.
27:28We call this one Down the Chimney and trust us.
27:32The real horror isn't who comes in.
27:35It's who doesn't make it out.
27:37Out mit chociażby.
27:38You never know who knows, I'll be happy to see you.
27:40I suppose you didn't know who or what might come in.
27:45It's a special match.
27:48And the Folk meant that we missed everything we watched治療.
27:51It's a special match for all of us.
27:52Now, the thirdさん is翔vé.
27:54It's become a reminder in all of us.
27:55The show we watched a million feet.
27:57The last two of us didn't make it into a place.
27:59Which is a little bit bigger.
28:00What are we supposed to do?
28:01What are we supposed to do?
28:02I don't know.
28:32I don't know.
29:02I don't know.
29:32I don't know.
30:02I don't know.
30:32I don't know.
31:02I don't know.
31:32I don't know.
32:02I don't know.
32:32It's Christmas.
32:33Let's see what Santa got us.
32:38There's no presents.
32:40No presents.
32:42There's a really bad this year.
32:44Christmas is a human.
32:46Christmas is a human.
32:59Christmas is a human.
33:29Christmas is a human.
33:59Well, my darlings, it seems we've come to the bitter end of our holiday of horrors.
34:20But yours have hopefully just begun.
34:22Whether it's a fire in your church at midnight mass,
34:25where the doors have been conveniently locked,
34:28or a lonely predator hiding behind your bushes on Christmas Eve,
34:33his breath freezing on the air as he watches.
34:37Or perhaps a slashing Salvation Army Santa,
34:42hunting you down through the empty mall parking lot,
34:45his bell ringing with each bloody step.
34:48We have high hopes that this holiday season will be full of horror,
34:52wrapped up in a bow, stuffed under your tree, and designed just for you.
34:58Thank you all for joining us on this festive fright night.
35:03We hope our little tails left you warm but shivering,
35:08filled with cheer and a little bit of fear.
35:11So lock your doors, dim your lights,
35:14but don't bother hanging the mistletoe,
35:16because the only kisses you'll be getting this year are those of death.
35:20So may your Christmases be cursed and your New Year's Eve nightmarish.
35:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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