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00:01Are you going to stand there like a nun and I'm going to drink?
00:05Not stopping, I just want a can.
00:08And I want Bruce when he's naked with his boobs and he's gone.
00:12I expect he's clucked up for Christmas and all, that's pity.
00:18Die hard.
00:20Yeah, I mean.
00:21Oh, Trace, a pint please and a large G&C for me.
00:30Peggy said they're on the house.
00:32She's upstairs, I'll check, shall I?
00:39Do you want to tell me why it's so important to get back there?
00:46I just need to get away.
00:48Oh, don't tell me.
00:50Christmas, arguments.
00:52Debbie hasn't slung you out, has she?
00:55Oh, well, if you need, I'll...
00:57I'll go and have a word with her.
01:05I could sling him out.
01:07Three pints of lager and you think he's all with no eyes.
01:13Just wait for my dad, boy.
01:15Is he here?
01:16Yeah.
01:16But he's here in spirit.
01:22Try to imagine
01:24A house that's not in you
01:28And please don't worry
01:31Things aren't always as bad as they seem, you know
01:35That's where I'll be
01:37That's where I'll be
01:38Since you left me
01:40My tears could melt the snow
01:43What can I do
01:45Without you
01:47I've got no place
01:49No place to go
01:51It'll be lonely
01:53This Christmas
01:55Without you to hold
01:59It'll be lonely
02:01This Christmas
02:02Lonely and cold
02:06It'll be cold
02:08Without you to hold
02:14This Christmas
02:16It's Nigel coming back
02:24Oh, yeah, yeah, of course
02:26It's been about five minutes, that's all
02:28Something tells me I won't be lonely
02:43It's Christmas
02:44What?
02:46You must have seen that gorgeous redhead give me the eye back there
02:48Couldn't take her eyes on me when I was singing
02:51I was a snake charmer
02:53And she was a python writhing in front of me
02:55Okay, yeah
02:56And this, that's the other type of snake look I looked at to, isn't it?
03:02A python wouldn't fit in the basket
03:05Unless it was a very large basket
03:07Or a very small python
03:10You are missing the point, Nigel
03:12I am in
03:13In like Flynn, my friend
03:16It's just my luck
03:21I haven't had a sniff since Matthews
03:23It was a boy
03:24Come on, that's Sarah
03:26Please
03:26Me and flashes in a pan of love, old son
03:30Me and birds
03:31It's never seen some more of you
03:33An apartment for him, son
03:36I'm sure you can, too
03:38Yes
03:38And knowing my luck
03:40She'd be some kind of psycho
03:41And I wish I'd stayed single
03:42And it'd just be nice
03:45You know, to
03:46To have someone special
03:48At this time of year
03:49Come in here with another laugh
03:53Talk about the year
03:54The memories you've shared
03:55Someone could buy a present for
03:59That kind of thing
04:01Anyway
04:04What'd you buy with Debbie now?
04:08I don't know
04:09You're going to be in a doghouse again
04:11I did get her a present
04:15And, um
04:15You wrapped it up
04:17And
04:17I gave it to Phil
04:20In case I forgot
04:21Someone, Mitchell
04:22What'd you give her that hate for?
04:24It's my friend
04:25I've just seen
04:27I think you were closer to this
04:29Psycho brother
04:30You cheating kid
04:32Where are you going?
04:39Hey, stay here with me
04:41I'll do it for five or not
04:48Give him a slap
04:49His foot was out of the line
04:51When he took his throat
04:51Come on, admit it
04:52His foot was out of the line
04:54Hey, hey, come on
04:58Hey, look at you
04:59Lionel Flaming Blair
05:01We're going to do a dance with her death
05:02I'm going to take you down
05:04Nice and easy
05:05Yeah?
05:06You learn those dance steps on the front lines?
05:08Hey
05:08Archie's teaching you how to tango
05:10Just stop, will you?
05:19It's Christmas night
05:20What are you messing about?
05:24Is it okay?
05:27I just, um
05:28I just present I gave you for Debbie
05:32Present?
05:35I don't believe in Father Christmas
05:47And I don't think he would be
05:50Randomly wandering around
05:51Fishing, bowing people
05:53Right
05:54Well, I'm going to go home
05:55And wrap your presents
05:56So good luck, Troy
05:57It's nothing
06:06So I'm going to go and look for Nigel
06:10I'll stay here, yeah
06:11Just in case he comes
06:12Hey!
06:16No, I'm not getting involved
06:24In another one of your hairbrush schemes
06:26You haven't got to do nothing
06:27All you've got to do
06:28Is sit in the car
06:29Watch way loud up the turkeys
06:31Or we'll be in and out in ten minutes
06:32So you
06:33You can get away, driver
06:35For a turkey house
06:36Jesus
06:38Well, we would
06:40But
06:41We're six points down
06:42Merry Christmas
06:44Yeah
06:45Merry Christmas
06:46Right now
06:47Now do
06:55Something I wouldn't mind
06:56If I'm a rep
06:57Under the tree
06:57One of us should get a number
07:00Put some other mug tips on
07:03Yeah
07:04One of us should
07:05Tell us
07:14To the victim
07:21The spoilers
07:23Don't worry, brother
07:28Plenty more fish in the sea
07:30You won
07:37What did you make out of your last
07:40Eight of soaps all night, Biden
07:43Plus I've
07:44It's got mum's voice in here
07:46Back of my head
07:47Never know
07:49A woman
07:50Come between you
07:51You're both
07:52Are you alright, Nigel?
08:01I'm so jumbled up in my brain
08:05I'm not going much
08:08Well, I've done
08:10I've had a go, Mitch
08:11I think if
08:13If I could just
08:14Find
08:15Debbie's
08:16Presents
08:16And think I'd be okay
08:17I think everything
08:19Would make sense
08:20I'm sure I gave it to you, Phil
08:23You did
08:24I don't know if you're lying to me
08:26And what about I lie?
08:28I don't know
08:28Because you promised
08:30That
08:31You'd look after me
08:33Then I will
08:43To the end
08:45Well, if he does come in
08:51Just give us a call, yeah?
08:52Oh, Jess
08:52Is it his film night tonight?
08:55Yeah, yeah
08:56It's his flaming film night tonight
08:58He's probably just nervous, sir
09:01But I can't find him
09:03And you think I don't know
09:05When you're lying to me
09:06You're not going anywhere
09:08Until you tell me
09:09What's really going on
09:10She won't like it, you know
09:21I mean
09:23I notice it
09:25Figgy
09:26Runs the tights to it
09:27She don't approve of lock-ins
09:30What time is it?
09:33Does it matter?
09:34I just feel like I need to get back
09:40I hope you've brought my mate to present
09:42He said he did, but he lost it
09:44He didn't
09:45He didn't show
09:46Listen
09:48I think I didn't
09:49I must have made a mistake
09:51What was it?
09:52Nice pair of earrings
09:53I don't know
09:57I just
09:58Know that it's gone
10:01You're always losing things these days
10:03Aren't you, Nigel?
10:05Forgetting things
10:06You become a burden
10:08No wonder Julie's tired of it all
10:11Julie?
10:13No
10:14Debbie
10:14It's always been Debbie
10:18Hasn't it?
10:20And now you've lost her
10:22But that's the thing about losing things, Nigel
10:26You can always find them again
10:34Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
10:40feels like fire
10:44I'm so in love with you
10:49Dreams are like roses
10:54They came up
10:55you can't believe me any other than you know it
10:56No anything
10:58Love is theUSSkin
10:59Love is bright, scary, darkness away, yeah.
11:10I'm so in love with you, purge the soul.
11:19Make love your goal.
11:27You don't know what you're talking about.
11:33Most of the time he's fine, you know, he just goes about his business like normal.
11:37And when he does flare up, I can handle him.
11:40Yes, yeah, you probably can.
11:42But that don't mean you should.
11:45Bill, come on, you want to enjoy the best of him, don't you?
11:49So why not let the professionals do the difficult stuff?
11:54I mean, Shona Julie, she must have banged up in the care room at all.
11:57Oh, come on, we're not talking Belmarsh here.
12:00You know, there are some really good ones out there.
12:02If I was in the care room, that'd be it.
12:04They just go down in quickly.
12:06It doesn't have to be permanent, you know.
12:08No, no, no, no.
12:09I'll promise you about your garden.
12:11And that is exactly what I'm going to do.
12:13Are you sure we'll want to go out after Claire and all the trimmings?
12:27It's not every day you get invited around someone's house on Christmas Day.
12:32It's good of Carol to ask us.
12:34Anyway, we'll have fun.
12:36Claire will be there.
12:37And we did say she could see Janine.
12:39Fine.
12:40I'd have Christmas dinner with O.J. Simpson.
12:42It made you.
12:44I want you to be happy too.
12:46I am.
12:50It's just a short present.
12:51I mean, I know.
12:52I bought you something, but I just can't seem to find it.
12:56No, it doesn't matter.
12:57No, but it was important.
12:59It...
13:00It...
13:01It was special.
13:02It...
13:03It had meaning.
13:04Something for you to look at and remember me by.
13:10When I'm gone.
13:12Gone?
13:13Gone?
13:14Gone?
13:15Where are you going?
13:16I don't know.
13:18Gone?
13:19Gone?
13:20Look, why would I need someone to remember you by?
13:23You're here.
13:24You're with me.
13:25And I can look at that lovely face whenever I want to.
13:29You know you're good enough for my life, don't you?
13:34You'll always be with me.
13:37You'll always be with me.
13:38I want that to be true.
13:54I just...
13:55I don't think it is.
13:57I don't think you'll always be with me.
14:03You want to get rid of me?
14:05What?
14:06It's alright.
14:07You don't need to lie.
14:08I...
14:09I know how hard it's been for you, but I...
14:11I just...
14:14I don't...
14:15I don't know what I thought.
14:16I...
14:19I suppose I thought you loved me more than that.
14:24Nigel.
14:25Please.
14:26Nigel, please.
14:29Nigel.
14:33Hey.
14:34Hey, it's okay.
14:35It's okay.
14:36It's me.
14:37I've got you.
14:42Tebby.
14:46It's okay.
14:47I'm here.
14:48You're gonna be okay.
14:49I'm sorry, Alyssa.
14:50It just matters.
14:51Something matters to me.
14:53It's important.
14:55It meant something.
14:56Nigel, sweetheart.
14:57You really need to calm down, okay?
14:58You really need to calm down, okay?
15:00Then we're gonna go home, and then everything's gonna be okay.
15:03Move.
15:04Home.
15:05I know you were upset about what you thought you heard about the clear home, but no decision's
15:10been made yet.
15:11You know what we were doing.
15:12We were just talking through options sometimes.
15:13I've let you down.
15:14No, you haven't let me down, sir.
15:15This was supposed to be our best Christmas ever.
15:20Our first Christmas as husband and wife.
15:22Nigel, we've been married for over 20 years!
15:25What?
15:26Don't be sorry.
15:27So, yes, you miss out!
15:29Oh, no, no, sorry, sorry.
15:30Does that...
15:32It's me, it's me.
15:34It's me, it's me.
15:35It's me, it's me.
15:36No, he's calm down, all right?
15:37Calm down, but I don't want anyone to get hurt, all right?
15:41Put the stall down, Nigel.
15:42Put the stall down, Nigel.
15:43Put it down, man.
15:45Nice.
15:46Get out!
15:47Get out!
15:48All right, all right, all right.
15:49Out.
15:50Okay, okay.
15:51Okay.
15:52Get out!
15:53Get out!
16:10He's gone with it.
16:12He's too much stupid.
16:13He doesn't like his doing.
16:14I'm not him.
16:15He's gone with him like that.
16:18I watched him.
16:19Before you came in.
16:23He was talking to himself.
16:25He was dancing.
16:28I don't know where he was, but he wasn't here.
16:33He thought it was Debbie.
16:38He was talking about a present.
16:41He said it was really important, some present that he'd lost.
16:44I don't know whether it was for Debbie or for me.
16:45I told him.
16:46Yeah, he gave me this for safekeeping.
16:50I think in case he forgot which looks like he did.
16:53But, um, you say you're all right, maybe a couple of minutes.
17:00Wait, you're going.
17:01I'm going to go and see Alfie.
17:02He's got the teeth in his bowels.
17:03Let's get in there before.
17:05Before he bumps that door.
17:06Oh, yes.
17:13Oh, my God!
17:15Would you go around?
17:16No, no, no!
17:17I think you're going to have a good picture.
17:24Nigel's locked himself in.
17:26Look on.
17:26What?
17:27How do you get in?
17:28Something else I still locked up.
17:30I think you answered your answer, Nick.
17:32Shut up!
17:32You think this is funny, eh?
17:44Well, it is kind of funny, Phil.
17:45I just worked hard on this, all right?
17:48You know?
17:48And you're all just sitting there laughing.
17:50You think this is some sort of joke.
17:51It's like, well, you know, you're the joke.
17:52I'm going to have a joke.
17:53It meant to be funny, Phil.
17:55Just get out, go on.
17:56All of you, get out.
17:57All right, the show's over, the show's over.
18:00Get out!
18:05What are you playing at, Phil?
18:08Next is what I really are, man.
18:09Everyone's enjoying it.
18:10I know.
18:10Just go.
18:11Go!
18:27What are you doing, sir?
18:41You're going to help with these turkeys, or what?
18:44You're the love of my life.
18:47Your present.
18:49All I want for Christmas is you.
18:52She's going to kill you.
18:53If you don't find it, you're going to die sad and alone.
18:56You're going to die, you know that, don't you?
18:57Find that present.
18:59What flame in present?
19:01How many times have I got to tell you?
19:02I got it.
19:07You don't look well, love.
19:09I think you need help.
19:12Don't worry.
19:13I'm here.
19:15I'll always be here.
19:16I'll always be here.
19:28I'm here.
19:31I might be here for you, sweetheart.
19:34Where am I?
19:37Nigel, you're in the victim, mate.
19:40Everything's fine.
19:41Julie, do you want me to call the doctor or something?
19:43No.
19:44All right, thanks.
19:45Just give us a minute.
19:46Yeah, of course.
19:47You're so beautiful, Debbie.
19:59I messed up.
20:00Didn't I?
20:01I hurt you.
20:02No.
20:03No, you didn't.
20:04No.
20:07Look.
20:10Look, we're found.
20:13It's the present.
20:15You were looking for.
20:19So, there's nothing to worry about.
20:22Okay.
20:23That might be lovely, Julie.
20:48Julie?
20:51It's meant for you.
20:53The present.
20:54I remember now.
21:21Remember me?
21:24Remember us.
21:27Always.
21:39I'm really sorry.
21:41that you heard what you heard.
21:46You didn't be talking about killing me.
21:51And I'm so sorry it upset you so much.
21:55But it was never, it was never, it was never about you hurting me.
22:04Do you understand?
22:05I'm so sorry.
22:05But I'm sorry.
22:06I'll be talking about your team.
22:07I'm sorry.
22:07Okay.
22:08I'm sorry.
22:08You did.
22:09I'm sorry.
22:09I'm sorry.
22:10I'm going to make it work.
22:22I'm going to make it work.
22:34No, I'm going to slow you down.
22:41Look, you're both of us.
22:43You have to go.
22:45You're listening to me.
22:47I've finished.
22:49I'm going to die no matter what.
22:51I promise not a waste of God.
22:55You have.
22:57Things have changed.
22:59You are the best thing a man could ever ask for.
23:03Careful!
23:06I need some people.
23:10Come sit down.
23:40Come sit down.
23:47Lovely.
23:53Julie.
23:57I know I love you.
24:05Is he...
24:07Are you okay?
24:08Yeah.
24:09Yeah.
24:10It's fine.
24:13I think I owe you an apology.
24:28You know when you first came here I had a go at you because we was burying your head in the sand you couldn't see how bad it could get.
24:36But now here we are.
24:40Here we are among the ones who's burying my head in the sand.
24:44What are you saying?
24:45What are you saying?
24:46I talked to Kathy tonight and she thinks that Nigel might get more out of us you know.
24:56If we're here not doing all the donkey work you know.
25:00We'd get more out of him we'd get the best out of him and he'd get the best out of us you know.
25:07So maybe...
25:09Maybe it's time enough to uh...
25:12To look at the...
25:14The car.
25:16I just took one conversation with Kathy for you to take away.
25:19No.
25:20It was a night.
25:21It was a night.
25:22It was a night.
25:25A film like this.
25:27It's like uh...
25:30It's like he was trying to tell me something.
25:34Or maybe he won't.
25:35I don't know.
25:36Just...
25:37But that's what I saw anyway.
25:39It was like he was talking to me.
25:43Yeah I don't...
25:45I don't think he wants this.
25:46He never...
25:47He never wanted to be a burden you know.
25:48And I think that's...
25:50That's what's stressing me now.
25:54So uh...
25:56I talked to him.
25:57Yeah.
25:59Yeah.
26:00I mean I'm the...
26:02I'm the one that made him the promise.
26:05And I'm gonna be the one that's breaking it.
26:07So it's gotta be me.
26:12I got us a couple of toasties mate.
26:13Um...
26:14I thought we were gonna eat them outside so uh...
26:15We'll enjoy the notes outside.
26:16All right.
26:17I see.
26:18I've got a couple of toasties, mate.
26:26I thought we were going to eat them outside, sir.
26:28Cheer the oats outside.
26:29All right.
26:31I'll see you, sir.
26:41Go.
26:42I'll see you next time.
27:12Cheers.
27:15Sir.
27:17Sam and cheese.
27:20Your favourite.
27:22Still one.
27:23Still one.
27:27To, uh...
27:32Do you remember what I said to you when...
27:35when I was started, you wanted to leave?
27:38I said, no, I asked you if you were starting or not.
27:42I swore that I...
27:45I'd love my heart that you'd...
27:48The thing is, those would be men and all of that because, you know, he's made that promise
27:56something because I thought it was the best thing for you.
28:03But now, I'm not sure it's the best thing for you or for anyone anymore.
28:12I'm not sure it's the best thing for you or for anyone.
28:17I'm not sure it's the best thing for you or for anyone.
28:19I'm not sure it's the best thing for you or for anyone anymore.
28:20I'm not sure it's the best thing for you or for anyone.
28:24We found out that road, you and me, and how it happened.
28:31That's okay.
28:39You need to let me come to fill.
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