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00:00So, Paul, we're on a steam train.
00:04What does that mean?
00:06I think it means it's Christmas.
00:08It's the Christmas show, yeah.
00:10Yeah, but it's not very Christmassy out there, Bob.
00:12Yeah, well, it isn't, but it's the Christmas show.
00:15Right.
00:18Do you know where we're heading?
00:20Erm...
00:21I'll tell you where we're heading.
00:22We're heading to the centre of Christmas this year.
00:25Oh, right, and who decides where it's centred?
00:27Me, of course.
00:29Silly your move.
00:31Of course it's you, innit?
00:32Do you know where it might be?
00:33Give us a clue.
00:34Ted's got a little hint.
00:36Oh, right, OK.
00:40It's a Cornish pasty.
00:41We're going to Cornwall.
00:43Wow, nice!
00:47We're going to actually, on our way to Cornwall,
00:49fish on a beautiful river called the River Lid in Devon.
00:52Then we'll be fishing in Cornwall.
00:54Really? Yeah.
00:55We've got the awards ceremony, special Christmas dinner.
00:58Ooh.
00:59Some beautiful accommodation.
01:00Right.
01:01For our Cornish Christmas adventure.
01:03Oh, lovely.
01:06This carriage is called a Pullman carriage, fancy.
01:08Yeah, it was the personal carriage of Winston Churchill.
01:11And it was in this carriage that he had a meeting
01:14with General Eisenhower to discuss the D-Day landings.
01:17We might be in their seats.
01:19Harvey Churchill's facing from forward.
01:21I've got to, am I, you silly egg?
01:23Did you call me a silly egg?
01:25No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:26No, no, no, no, no, no...
01:27Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
01:29The dass by yourself went home
01:37Oh!
01:39Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:41Come, Ted.
01:57Good boy.
01:58I said, what a cunt of Devon.
02:00You told me we was going to Cornwall.
02:02We're on our way to Cornwall, Ted.
02:04Drag me down some muggy old river.
02:06What's the matter with you, wrong with me?
02:08And the other one, I forgot his name, to be honest.
02:12So this is it, Paul.
02:14Yeah.
02:14The River Laird.
02:15Yeah, beautiful, isn't it, Bob?
02:17I'll start down there.
02:18You get in there, yeah?
02:20Rightio.
02:21What are we fishing for, though?
02:22Well, trout and sea trout as well.
02:26Look, we've got one of those views, Paul, through there.
02:28Oh, we have.
02:29It's a portal, isn't it?
02:30It's a portal to the Magic Kingdom.
02:33Yeah.
02:34Right.
02:34Let's do it.
02:38Do you have roast potatoes and mashed potatoes with your Christmas dinner, Paul?
03:04I would, if I was offered it.
03:07You know, in Cornwall, they like to have a bit of fish.
03:11Really?
03:11What are they, French?
03:13Turbot or halibut, that sort of thing.
03:15Oh, yeah, nice.
03:25Ah!
03:26Are you caught again?
03:28Oh, thank God.
03:29You get it?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Would you describe me as fat?
03:37No.
03:39I'm overweight, but you say there's a fat bloke over there.
03:43Well, you're not really, Bob.
03:44You've got a sort of big, round head, haven't you?
03:47But you're not fat, no.
03:49Oh, he's in.
03:52Oh.
03:53Oh.
03:54Oh.
03:54Oh.
03:55Ah!
03:56Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:59Oh.
04:00Oh, Bob, you all right, mate?
04:01I'm absolutely fine, Bob.
04:03Are you?
04:03I'm wet.
04:04It was a bit cold as well, wasn't it?
04:06Fat and wet.
04:08Lucky you had that layer of blubber there for buoyancy.
04:12Bloody hell, Bob.
04:13You all right?
04:14Yeah, no, I'm fine.
04:15Go on, go and suck yourself out.
04:17Yeah.
04:23Did you hurt yourself, Guy, any?
04:24I took a bit of a bang on the, um...
04:26On the rump.
04:29On the rump?
04:30On the rump.
04:30I've got one rump and one butter.
04:32You.
04:33Unusual, isn't it?
04:34It is very unusual.
04:35Oh, man.
04:40I'll tell you what, with Christmas this year, Bob, here's a little thing for you.
04:43Oh, yeah, go on.
04:44I don't think my Christmases will ever be the same.
04:47Yeah.
04:49Last Christmas, on Christmas Day, Grandad, me father-in-law, was in hospital.
04:55Yeah.
04:56And so on Christmas Day, me and me son took him his present.
04:59It was a nice little steam train calendar.
05:01Oh, yeah.
05:01But when we got there, he was fast asleep.
05:04Ah, right.
05:05And he couldn't be roused, so we just said Happy Christmas to him.
05:08And took the present back.
05:09No, we gave him the present for when he woke up and that.
05:12Yeah.
05:12And then when we got home, there was a phone call from the ward, and he died by the time
05:20we got home.
05:23We sort of thought to ourselves, me and Tom, me son, that maybe, just maybe, he heard us
05:29say Happy Christmas.
05:31Yeah.
05:31And then say goodbye.
05:32Yeah.
05:33And he thought, all right, I'll turn off now then.
05:35That was nice.
05:35Well, it's possible, isn't it?
05:37It's possible.
05:38Mm.
05:38You know, maybe.
05:39On Christmas Day.
05:40On Christmas Day.
05:40He liked steam engines and he liked beer.
05:48There's plenty of them about, isn't there?
05:49That's a man, isn't it?
05:50Yeah.
05:51Rod Stewart, he likes steam engines and beer, doesn't he?
05:53Yeah.
05:54Apparently.
05:55It's a type, isn't it?
05:56It is a type.
05:57It's a type.
06:10That's too close in, I think.
06:25Oh!
06:27I'm in, Bob.
06:28You're in?
06:28You're in?
06:29Yep.
06:29What were you thinking, little trout?
06:32Not.
06:33It's not so little.
06:34And I don't know what it is yet.
06:36Well done, man.
06:37First Christmas catch.
06:39I think it's a grayling.
06:42Yes!
06:43It's a good grayling.
06:44I think it's a grayling, yeah.
06:46It is a grayling.
06:46It's a nice one, isn't it?
06:48Oh, Bob, look at him.
06:49Go on.
06:50Get him.
06:51Yes!
06:51Oh, Paul, it's a whopper.
06:54That is the biggest one we've ever caught.
06:56It is, isn't it?
06:57Look at that.
06:58See this fin?
06:59God.
07:00That's so beautiful, isn't it?
07:01Right.
07:02Let's get him back.
07:03Beautiful creature.
07:05Beautiful creature.
07:08There you go.
07:10And away.
07:11Well done, Paul.
07:12God, it's cold, that water, isn't it?
07:13Lovely.
07:15Are we having a cup of tea, darling?
07:16Yes, I'd love a cup of tea.
07:17I've got some special treats.
07:19Come on, then.
07:19Christmas treats for you.
07:20Oh, nice.
07:21So, this is me Christmas spread.
07:29Wow, look at that.
07:31Yule log, gingerbread man.
07:33That one's me.
07:34That one's you.
07:35Okay.
07:36Obviously.
07:37Look what I've got here, Paul.
07:40Ooh.
07:41Minced pies heating by the camping stove.
07:43Ooh.
07:45Come on, Teddy.
07:47It's nothing to do with you, Ted.
07:49It's nothing to do with you, Ted.
07:49Yeah, but it is.
07:51Yeah, but it is.
07:52No, it's nothing to do with you.
07:53It's nothing to do with you, Ted.
07:54Yeah, but it is.
07:57Nicely judged.
07:58Mr. Mince pie, as they call you.
08:00It's really heated for a while, isn't it?
08:04There you go, Teddy.
08:05I have got some cream.
08:06Top.
08:07Well.
08:08Ted, do you want a bit of squirty cream?
08:09I wonder if he squirted it into his mouth, if he'd just keep going.
08:12And he'd grow up.
08:13Yeah.
08:13Do you want a bit of squirted it into his mouth?
08:14And then...
08:15And then...
08:16Exactly.
08:25I'll have a call, yeah.
08:26You're going to fish with a nymph, right?
08:27Well, there's one, Grayling.
08:28There's more.
08:29There's more.
08:30There's more.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Just mind those berries, right?
08:34Whoa, that's beautiful, you lucky sod.
08:37Come on, that's it.
08:38Keep that line off the water.
08:39Track it down.
08:43Give that little line a mend.
08:44That's it, like that.
08:45That's good.
08:49Another calf.
08:50Oh, boom, boom.
08:51Oh, nice.
08:53That's a good fish, Bob.
08:54It's a good fish.
08:55I know it's a good fish.
08:56I can see it is.
08:57You might have a seater out there or a big gray thing.
09:00It's a good fish.
09:01Go on, then.
09:02Try and get it on the reel.
09:03But mainly keep contact.
09:04Okay.
09:05So now don't wind.
09:06That's a good fish, Bob.
09:07I'm on the reel!
09:08Oh!
09:13Right, you can wind a little bit.
09:14Go on.
09:16Have you got the net?
09:17Yeah.
09:20I haven't even seen it yet, Bob, have you?
09:22No.
09:23It's too big to see.
09:24It's a massive trout.
09:27All right.
09:29Come on.
09:30Oh, please don't go.
09:31Come on.
09:32No, come on, come on.
09:33We've got to get this fish.
09:34Come on.
09:35Come on.
09:37Oh, yes!
09:38Boom!
09:39Boom!
09:41Look at the size of him.
09:43The line.
09:44Wow.
09:45That's a lovely sea trout, Bob.
09:46Look at it.
09:47You can.
09:48I think we're talking records here, Paul.
09:51I'm going to get on to the mare.
09:53Oh, we'll get him back.
09:54Yeah.
09:55What a magnificent fish.
09:56Wow!
09:57Well done, Bob.
09:59Hold him till he's ready.
10:00I think he'll be gone soon, but...
10:03And away!
10:06Not going to get better than that, Paul.
10:07No, it ain't, Bob.
10:08Let's go to the accommodation.
10:09Okay.
10:10Our first Christmas accommodation.
10:11Fair play.
10:12Thank you for that, sir.
10:13Well done, mate.
10:14I don't know if I can move, really.
10:15Ooh, there's a big lump here.
10:16I know.
10:17And I don't mean me.
10:18Hey!
10:19All right.
10:23Oh, that sea trout, Paul.
10:25Yeah.
10:26That's going to haunt you for years.
10:27He tugged you, didn't he, eh?
10:29Lime.
10:31You're never going to let it lie, are you?
10:32Never.
10:33No.
10:41I thought for Christmas, I'd bring you somewhere.
10:44Yeah.
10:45It's so special, it would rip your heart out of your body.
10:49Cleanse it and return it fully functioning.
10:51Let's hope so.
10:52It needs a bit of an upgrade, Bob, really.
10:54Because this place is gorgeous.
10:56Whoa!
10:57Is that the sea?
10:58And...
10:59Wow.
11:00To your right here, Camel Quarry House.
11:03Oh!
11:04Look at that!
11:06Well, thank you, Bob.
11:07Our best yet.
11:08It's a beauty!
11:09Could be.
11:10Cornish beauty, come on.
11:13Whoa!
11:18Tally tick.
11:19Come on.
11:20See the bedrooms.
11:21Go on then.
11:22Up you go.
11:23You sprite the old fella.
11:24Oh, yeah.
11:25I'm going to take a chance on a...
11:27left.
11:29Oh, this one is very me, Paul.
11:31I've chosen.
11:32But I'll join you on your quest.
11:33Come on.
11:35Yes.
11:37Oh, I've made a terrible mistake, Paul.
11:39You heard, Bob.
11:40Feel free to enjoy the view for about eight seconds.
11:44Eight seconds is not enough.
11:49Come on, Bob, you've seen enough.
11:50You've got the best room.
11:51Up, come on, out.
11:52Upstairs.
11:53OK.
11:54Ooh.
11:56Whoa!
11:57Whoa!
11:59Boom!
12:00Yeah.
12:01Boom, banger, bang, boom.
12:02Isn't that something?
12:04Wow.
12:05I feel like we've arrived.
12:07Because that is Cornwall.
12:09That's the Camel Estuary.
12:10Yeah.
12:11And it's most beautiful.
12:12Rit large, isn't it?
12:14Got a special guest coming soon.
12:16Any minute now, in fact.
12:18So behave yourself.
12:19Can you get rid of your windy pops now?
12:35Do you like the look of this, Paul?
12:36Char-coot-tree is what they call it.
12:40Char-coot-tree.
12:41Char-coot-tree.
12:42That's Ted's.
12:43Dog biscuits and a bit of cheese.
12:44Oh, right.
12:45Did he do that?
12:46Absolutely, yeah.
12:47The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.
12:53He maketh me to lie down in the...
12:57Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching.
12:59Who can it be?
13:00Ching, ching, ching.
13:01Ching, ching, ching.
13:02It comes Christmas!
13:04Oh, thank you for coming.
13:06It's a bloody holder.
13:07Hello.
13:08Hello.
13:09Hello, love.
13:10Hi there.
13:11How are you?
13:12Yeah, I'm all right, darling.
13:13Could you come on that side, actually, at the same time?
13:14Why don't you want the...
13:15I just want to be in a sort of sandwich.
13:17Oh, that's lovely.
13:18A couple of chunks, you are.
13:20Honky chunks.
13:21What have you brought us?
13:22Do you want to see what this is?
13:23Go on, then.
13:24My husband has made you this.
13:25It's a cake.
13:26Yes.
13:27It's a fruit.
13:28It's Sultana and cherries.
13:29Lovely.
13:30With icing on the top.
13:31Because...
13:32Well, he knows about you too.
13:34Oh, that's nice.
13:35I mean, he likes you, but I like you more.
13:37Right.
13:38He knows that both of you are on my I'm allowed to list.
13:42No!
13:43You are kidding.
13:44Let's get to it!
13:45Come on!
13:46But it is only if he's conked.
13:48Oh, right, OK.
13:49And if you were both single, which you're not.
13:51Yeah.
13:52Yeah, so it's not going to happen.
13:53No, it's not, is it?
13:54No.
13:55But, you know.
13:56So, we've got a cake in lieu, have we?
13:57Yeah, you have.
13:58OK.
13:59I'll bring this over.
14:00Right, come on.
14:01You come in, Ted.
14:06So, this is Cornwall.
14:07This is your parish, isn't it?
14:08Yeah.
14:09Well, it's a tricky one for me, this,
14:11because half of my family are from Devon.
14:14Boo!
14:15And half are from Cornwall.
14:17Boo!
14:18Oh, no, sorry.
14:19Hooray!
14:20Hooray!
14:21So, I'm sort of dual heritage.
14:22It's a bit War of the Roses, kind of.
14:25You're quite synonymous with Christmas.
14:28Well, I suppose so.
14:29The free Christmas dinners.
14:30Yeah?
14:31Yeah?
14:32Did you actually really eat free Christmas dinners?
14:34Well, you know how they make telly.
14:35I ate one Brussels sprout.
14:37You're joking, mate.
14:38In that whole thing.
14:39I've broken his heart.
14:41Boy, I will!
14:43Don, will you ever do another Dibley, do you think?
14:46No?
14:47There's only one person left, Bob.
14:49Mmm.
14:50There's only James left out of the whole cast.
14:52Wow.
14:53Imagine that.
14:54That's what happens when you start a sitcom with older people.
14:56Yeah.
14:57Bob gone fishing on his own.
14:58Yeah.
14:59Laughing at my demise.
15:00Not necessarily on your own, Bob.
15:02I'm here.
15:03I'm not great at Christmas, you know.
15:06It's not that I don't like it.
15:07I think as I've got older, and I've lost people in my family, I find Christmas when you're
15:12supposed to be jolly, too much.
15:14Yeah.
15:15So I get a bit melancholy just before Christmas.
15:18But then I, every single Christmas, there is a proper Christmas miracle.
15:23And it might just be that I, you know, get myself out of a grump because it's not fair
15:28on everybody else.
15:29But I actually do cheer up by Christmas Day.
15:31By Christmas Day.
15:32Oh, that's good.
15:33But the week before, I have a bit of a slump.
15:35I think the weird thing for me is that Christmas takes you back to childhood until I miss my mum
15:39and dad at Christmas.
15:41Yeah.
15:45Can I offer you anything from the shampoo tray?
15:47Yeah, you can.
15:48I'll have a bit of salami.
15:49Do you know what?
15:50I'll move it over, Dawn, then you're not...
15:52Ted?
15:53Ted?
15:54Here, look.
15:55Look what I've got.
15:56So...
15:57Try this, Ted, look.
15:59There we go.
16:00Oh, the enderbite's working hard on that!
16:02LAUGHTER
16:04Cornwall, the most beautiful county, Dawn.
16:12Oh, yes.
16:13No question.
16:14And can I just say, jam first, always, no exceptions.
16:19Just leave it at that.
16:20Well, I do agree.
16:21I don't think you can consider cream or butter.
16:23Correct, Bob.
16:25You can't.
16:26I'm not getting drawn in on this.
16:27Cream is the crown.
16:29Do you fancy staying for a game of mousetrap, Dawn?
16:32Um, no.
16:33Come on, Dawn, it's going to be great.
16:35No.
16:36Do you fancy coming in a hot tub with us?
16:38Um...
16:39I'd rather put my eyes out, if that's all right with you.
16:42Fair enough.
16:44I sense where you're coming from.
16:46I mean that nicely.
16:47Oh, I know.
16:48I said don't ask, Bob, didn't I?
16:49LAUGHTER
16:50And you were right.
16:51You were right.
16:52Did you have a nice sleep?
17:10Not bad, yeah.
17:11We've got to get going.
17:12I know, we haven't got fish.
17:13Oh, I forgot, Paul.
17:14What I should say is, I didn't forget,
17:17but I've got the last three windows of my advent calendar to open.
17:20Do you want to do one?
17:22You do today, I'll do tomorrow.
17:23That's nice, isn't it, Bob?
17:24I like that.
17:25It's a good one, isn't it?
17:26Yeah.
17:27Good things, isn't it?
17:28Great things.
17:29Mainly chocolates.
17:30Right.
17:31But little bits of fun jewellery.
17:32Oh, trinkets.
17:33Trinkets.
17:34OK.
17:36What do you get?
17:38A little bit of breadstick.
17:40Oh, that's a bit unlucky, isn't it?
17:42This is a trick, isn't it?
17:43No, it's not.
17:44You've enjoyed it, haven't you, little breadstick boy?
17:46I do.
17:47I do like breadstick, yeah.
17:48We've got to get going.
17:49That is the estuary of the river we're fishing today, the river Camel.
17:53Yeah, we're fishing upstream.
17:54Mm.
17:55Mm.
17:56I'll be able to go all day after this breadstick, won't I?
17:58The breadstick, yeah.
17:59Now the hell.
18:00Don't worry.
18:01I've got some stuff to take.
18:02Howie, lad.
18:03It was a treat seeing Dawn last night, wasn't it?
18:09It was lovely.
18:10She's a very positive presence, isn't she?
18:12Yes.
18:13Yeah, she is, yeah.
18:15Big, big day though, Paul, innit?
18:17Awards ceremony.
18:18Oh.
18:19Big, big day.
18:20Who's hosting this year?
18:21Do you know?
18:22I think I'll host it this year.
18:24Oh, what a surprise.
18:27It means we couldn't get anyone, did it?
18:33Here we are.
18:36Lovely, innit?
18:37This is the Camel Valley, Bob, the river Camel.
18:39Right.
18:40In Tresarats we are.
18:41And on the menu today.
18:43Yeah.
18:44Trout.
18:45Trout.
18:46Sea trout.
18:47Yeah.
18:48Sea trout as well?
18:49Yeah, possibly salmon.
18:50Lovely.
18:58It's coming on Christmas, they're cutting down trees.
19:02They're putting up rain, they're singing songs of joy and peace.
19:07I wish I had a river, I could skate away on.
19:18But it don't snow here, it just stays pretty green.
19:22I'm gonna make a lot of money, then I'm gonna create this crazy scene.
19:27Oh.
19:28I wish I had a river, I could skate away on.
19:38I wish I had a river so long.
19:41Oh, I've got Mr.
19:43Yeah, man!
19:44And teach my feet to flow.
19:48Yes!
19:52Hi!
19:53Well done Bob.
19:54Little brownie, very nice.
19:58very nice and the way oh it was an incredible bit of fishing Paul yeah I'm
20:08sure it was Bob if you did it I'm sure it was super let's eat good stuff
20:15I would say Paul that was maybe my most enjoyable bit of fishing I've ever done
20:31it was fantastic brilliant I don't know just something about the flow of the river
20:37and the light the light is incredible here isn't it you look so sexy in those glasses Paul
20:46honestly you look nothing like Ant-Man or some sort of insect I do look like a wasp or something
20:53don't I yeah you're a very waspy character actually oh blimey Ted what are we gonna do with him Ted
21:00isn't in greatness no all right Bob he's in here shortly mind you he's quite deaf now yeah but he
21:06doesn't look very well does he but it does seem happy he does it does seem happy well I'd say
21:13content content when my son went to see granddad in hospital afterwards he said to me he was glad
21:24he had because he said I've got to get used to loss you know oh well when he was a really young boy I
21:32suddenly one day I walked up the stairs and there was a window there and he put he put stuck little
21:38letters up saying Tina see you see you in the future and it was our little cat Tina had died and I know he
21:46was really affected by it right and it's tough when you it's tough when a pet dies it's really tough
21:52because as your friendships come and go you know or you've got some you've failed to maintain them or
21:58you do yeah you know but your friendship with your pet is so pure do you know that's a very valid point
22:04it's the devotion that they show you don't get from any other living creature really do you heart
22:11breaking hmm it is brilliant to have a friend like you you know Paul don't have a go at me for
22:22saying it it's amazing ant-man wasp face no isn't little walnut yeah but yeah that's because you like
22:31me that you allow me to do it I can take it Bob really I really can take it don't worry imagine a world
22:37without friendship because a lot of people live in that world Paul oh yeah that's true Bobby I'm
22:42just hanging on to it with you you are fingernails in it but well thanks for that Bob and I feel
22:47the same you know that don't you you do know that don't you I don't we only come out to see each
22:52other I know it really yeah no Teddy dr. nance coming today all right here is he yeah okay don't
23:18you tell an and I've been having salami oh he won't like that will he well I've just had a
23:23chocolate biscuit that's probably not much good either you're going to mention it aren't you you
23:27know we'll see let's see how it all plays out Bob I know what you're like so you think the first
23:32thing I'm going to say to an and is Paul's just had a chocolate biscuit and it's not the first thing
23:37I'll say is is you know what Paul's done he's only gonna add a chocolate biscuit and he
23:45a nando's and I should say oh that's fine and then those chicken and prescriptions I really
23:54haven't had a nando's an and chickens and prescriptions an and there he is head in look
24:06Ted's leading the way you look like one of the prettiest gnomes I've ever seen I'll take that in
24:27whatever yeah yeah so I learned the first thing I wanted to ask genuinely is or is just earlier
24:33today um Paul had two chocolate biscuits and some cake he's right first of all it was one chocolate
24:43biscuit and I just had a little the cherry out of the cake that's all I nibbled right he had cake and
24:49salami I'm not here to police you well we wish you would people don't like being nagged yeah so
24:58what I'm here to do is I'm here to steer you hopefully in a direction and if you want to take
25:01my advice take my advice if you don't worry that's absolutely fine but equally you know we've all got
25:06to make our choices and deal with the consequences it is a bit of compromise isn't it I was always told
25:10if 80% of your diet is good you're allowed 20% to do you know indulge yourself see I tell myself 70 30
25:17so I give myself a little bit more leeway just some general things that have interested me
25:23recently in and was a lot of people around me are taking vitamin supplements yes all sorts of
25:29supplements somehow I don't believe that that pill or liquid is the same as a leaf of spinach
25:35I don't think it is I don't think it is but so you're absolutely right supplements are brilliant
25:39if you've got a deficient diet the supplements you need need to be tailored to your age range and they
25:45need to be tailored to whatever disease or is going on or your diet for example if you're vegetarian
25:49or vegan you might lack protein you might lack calcium if you don't eat dairy so it's kind of
25:55like well what do we need and if you're a 70 kilo 65 year old you need to be taking 70 to 80 grams of
26:01protein per day you should be getting some of that from if you eat meat from meat a bit of oily fish
26:06lentils pulses eggs cheese you know all those sources are good sources of protein and why particularly for
26:13older people as you get older your ability to hold on to muscle it gets less so you get something
26:17what's called sarcopenia where literally your muscles start to dissolve away as you get older
26:22and having poorer muscle strength which we're going to test in a bit is linked to you know living longer
26:27so actually if your muscle strength is poorer you actually become frail and frailty is basically a
26:32condition where any small change to your health could knock you over into losing independent living and
26:37that could be like you know you can't live in your own home anymore you can't do stairs so I've got
26:41a little testing thing here right we're just going to use your grip strength and they did a study of
26:45150 000 people and they found that your grip strength is a better marker of your long-term
26:51health than your blood pressure really so that's why I brought it today just to see because it's such
26:55an easy thing to do you can get these online so easily I'm excited you want to have a go yeah
27:00okay the idea is that you hold it like that at right angles all right okay and what you're doing
27:05is squeezing as hard as you can when I say now so ready and on three one two three go squeeze squeeze
27:13squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze good man 28.2 yeah that's the bad one obviously
27:20this is not necessarily the perfect test if you've got hand arthritis but 28.2 what that means is that
27:26you have a level of sort of hand strength and fitness that is above the minimum level which is
27:31really important the minimum level for men is kind of about 25 kilograms and it's 18 for women
27:37right if yours is below that you're actually really at high risk of having low muscle mass you're more
27:42like to fall over more like to break your hip more like to lose your mobility and more likely to end
27:47up in a home so it's really important you're gonna smash me to pieces on this right so squeeze squeeze
27:53squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze done 43 43 jeez
27:59i'll never hear the end of it can i just say can i just say that is the sign of a healthy level of
28:05muscle at your age that's fantastic oh 43.9 that's amazing 15 seconds ago i thought i'm heading to a
28:13care home no mate no no i'm striding past it saying hello paul yeah hey man would you have a bit of
28:21mulled wine i'd love a bit of mulled wine thank you i made this myself on my farm no you didn't correct
28:28well thank you so much yeah merry christmas for our backside consultations they're they're a joy
28:37mm-hmm look how pleased you are
28:44there's a kind of musty smell around i think i can only imagine it's you bob
29:01be slightly more what do you mean is it biscuity is it biscuit
29:06oxo-cubin old man yeah well i had this i had an oxo-cubin biscuits and i'm an old man
29:12and you know i'm well there we are got it spot on then
29:14let's have a smell of you
29:18what do you reckon don't know have you been eating eggs oh no that's probably trapped wind in me waders
29:27isn't it oh great yeah i'm gonna have to go off and get the awards ceremony ready
29:35oh okay be smart though paul yeah yeah and be respectful of the occasion i've arranged transport
29:42for you don't you worry well will the occasion respect me of course it will
29:47ish yeah see you at the awards paul i cannot wait we should have an award for wrist strength
29:56the hopes we had were much too high way out of reach but we have to try
30:08the game will never be over because we're keeping the dream alive
30:17how are you there lovely to see you okay lovely to see you welcome thanks for having us yeah i was
30:27actually looking for rick stye's place yeah just just just down there but uh listen i am absolutely
30:34honoured that you've chosen us for these prestigious awards and aren't they yeah yeah they are so come
30:40on in thank you
30:41a cornish christmas dinner that's what we're looking for yeah well this is a cornish christmas dinner
30:53right with a difference because we're going to replace what people would ordinarily probably have
30:58and you know turkey hams beef we're going to do a whole baked turbot but with all the
31:04trimmings yeah and a lovely sort of turbot chicken gravy well you're going to help me to do yes please
31:09i mean i've got five baffters five but nothing beats a gone fishing lifetime achievement
31:21just like thank my family but most of all ted for being such a stalwart companion
31:29grab that will you with cooking it always starts at the beginning building up those layers of flavor
31:36yeah so in here we got some rosemary and thyme all right so what we do is we just take some of
31:40that rosemary and thyme yep then rub it between our hands because what all herbs they contain essential
31:46oils so if you just have a smell of that now lovely all right just get that into our garlic
31:50our shallots beginning to smell like christmas how much does a kitchen like this cost
31:56half a million pounds oh yeah oops sell some food then yeah yeah
32:06come on ted come on i can hardly contain myself i don't know about you
32:11i'll come in my own time some afternoon sir can i come aboard
32:24whoa look at that fella it's a beauty yes it is so that's what the turbot looks like yeah that's
32:30the turbot we regard this as king of the sea right it's just superior in flavor with it being christmas
32:37i've got a lovely cornish sparkling wine in with the onions all right lay the turbot on top and bake in
32:43the oven right let's do this
32:55that lovely ted look there's pad snow over there that's where we're going apparently that's where the
32:59big ceremony is
33:06before the good boy you know i'm up for the next james bond don't you oh do me a favor
33:13cut a dash don't i mate i said you're deaf as opposed didn't you pardon
33:31right let's get these cabbages on so we're just going to brush them yeah a little bit of butter
33:35right and then i want you to put them that side down yep on the barbecue perfect and we've just
33:40lightly steamed these cabbages right so that they're nice and cooked and we just get flavor
33:45from the barbecue that's beautiful yes now we're cooking come ted come on walk there he is this is
33:55the place little old man i'll tell you what you know dogs aren't normally allowed in here come on
34:00i'm allowed anywhere i want mate i'll go anywhere i like south london east london south of france
34:10so
34:20hi ladybird good evening sir hello what do you want well could i look at the menu or see the wine list
34:29would you like to see the wine list yeah i would thank you there you go
34:32actually we don't serve wine to the over 80s it can put them into shock
34:41are you a halfwit or something some people say so i'm not surprised will you be requiring the
34:46entertainment tonight sir oh well yeah i see you've got a hound with you no hounds yeah no uh he's got a
34:55special dispensation he's not any old hand who is he then he's uh he's ted ted the dog yeah he's
35:01actually a sort of guest of uh bob mortemus
35:07who did you say you're so easy aren't you it's you isn't it it's you yeah
35:13ah you can see a wine list yeah thank you sir there you go thank you very much i've been preparing
35:19gonna call it a cornish christmas dinner not what you might expect really have you been helping
35:26the kitchen i've been helping yeah have you because i heard the fire alarm go off yeah what did you do
35:31i was burning cabbage oh yeah oh that will do it then what do i need looking forward to this so
35:41this way it looks amazing cheers oh it didn't clink that's fancy glasses wow
35:49oh look at that oh wow roast turbot with all the trimmings and there you have it enjoy thank you
36:02and thank you for your help bob thank you no worries thank you paul i'm going to come on oh
36:07mm turbot is amazing you really do spoil me bob well work stew has come along once a year we might as
36:16well uh make the most of it paul how many categories are there this year two try to be quick yeah
36:28there will be laughter and prizes galore who's gonna miss and who's gonna score
36:35who loves you baby first up paul employee of the year this is the trophy you won last year
36:53so it has to be returned i'm afraid oh no i don't really want to give it back rob it's become such a
36:59part of my life but here we go nominations ah let's see yeah let's fish up oh yeah yeah you got me
37:10first class you got me bob well why were you still there bob bob bob yes i know there you go
37:15you're in then without knowing that's angling paul do you like watching me fish so yeah you can learn
37:21can't you do not wind do not wind bob i'm not winding i'm just charging up the reel
37:31there's my dancing that's specialist stuff that wallop well he's fresh look at the colors
37:40ted's arriving in style isn't he yeah well he's gonna be telling of course he's gonna need to
37:44do you look so heroic oh look at that guy oh there's a fault oh there's another what's that
37:57salmon is it not for you ted yeah but it is don't please yourselves come on we had some laughs oh this
38:07is the moment yeah go on and the winner is bob mortimer oh yes please wow it's a revelation oh come
38:24on paul it's welding i'm so pleased for you bob and there's a trophy as well oh it's actually a crown
38:30oh that feels hey there we are did one of the jewels just fall off yeah it is heavy is the head
38:40that wears a crown in your case isn't it size of your head i mean well there we are there's one
38:47category down let's not prolong the agony let's crack on i'll take this off in out of respect for
38:52the award okay okay thank you because the next award is that this is a biggie lifetime achievement
38:59if you've given it to yourself if you've given it to yourself i'm walking out of this restaurant
39:03i don't never look don't walk out paul i'm going to bob if you've given it to yourself let's have
39:08a let's have a look let's have a look let's have a look let's have a look dead cute little billy
39:13really i thought that nine years ago you're coming fishing with us ted teddy mind the rod well this
39:21is worse than me isn't he can you shift over a bit ted what's he actually achieved well he's had a
39:28lifetime ain't he oh yeah it's fine teddy fetch go on yeah is ted a dog he's a species all of his
39:36own ain't you ted you all right ted yeah it's like we've super glued him there isn't it look you
39:43can move ted yeah it's tending it well yes you're not going to come sort of blindside and win are you
39:50well i don't think so i've known the envelope yet look at the state of him and that's when he went
39:56insane remember you have always got us two that's right ted yeah us well let's just confirm it paul
40:05the winner is ted well deserved ted absolutely if ever there was a winner there was then ted's the
40:12winner that was was yeah teddy you got a crown wow let's present ourselves to the camera ted
40:23kings of the show there is someone else on the show isn't it yeah i don't know he's just sort of a shadow
40:31oh don't go paul you might win next year
40:42he's off
40:51because we are the champions
40:54come on
40:58come on ted that's one of paul's leave it alone come on
41:10so
41:16so
41:24breakfast paul i'll put a little bit of holly on yours cheer you up after last night
41:31you're not bitter are you paul forgotten all that i'm an adult bob so now i'm not bitter
41:36it just reflects badly on you you know we've got a long drive today we're going west west west west
41:41west where we go mouse hole but do you know what they call it the cornish people it'll be muzzle or
41:46something like that not far off actually mausel mausel mausel but for you and me it will forever be
41:52me mouse oh you pet right come on
42:06if i had a deep voice i would sing a lingo lingo lingo lingo lingo all day long i'd sing a lingo lingo
42:16if i had a very deep voice if i had a high voice i would you
42:45Come on, Seth, you got it.
42:52Come on, let's go.
42:53First.
42:54Come on, Shane.
42:56Come on, Shane.
43:02Bah, humbug, well, that's too strong
43:04because it is my favorite holiday.
43:06But all this year's been a busy blur.
43:08Don't think I have the energy.
43:10Fred, am I already mad?
43:12Ross, just cause it's Disney season.
43:14The perfect gift for me would be completions and connections
43:18left from last year.
43:20Ski shopping, come on.
43:21There's your first little look at Mousel.
43:23Oh, look.
43:25Quintessentially Cornish.
43:29Car, it wasn't designed for the car, was it, Bob?
43:32Getting on everyone's nerves.
43:34We're trying to enjoy this peaceful town.
43:37Oh, look at those boats as well.
43:39Aren't they lovely?
43:40I love a painted boat, don't you, Bob?
43:41Yeah, sweet.
43:42See that light blue?
43:43That's a nice one.
43:44You know, in...
43:45Oh, that's a nice one.
43:46Look, the black and yellow.
43:50Don't like that one.
43:51Taking me out on the boat, aren't you?
43:53I am.
43:53Last chance to catch a fish.
43:57Come on, Teddy.
43:59Wow.
44:00What a morning, over.
44:01What a morning.
44:02Now, the guy we're going out with today on the boat, Neil, he's got a very special relationship
44:07with Mousel.
44:07He's a Mousel boy.
44:08Yeah.
44:09But his dad was on the boat that went out in 1981, Penley disaster, where all the lifeboatmen
44:17were lost at sea.
44:17Oh, I mean, I have heard of that, yeah.
44:19Yeah.
44:19And the boat they went to rescue as well went down.
44:22It's a proper tragedy.
44:24He'll have a tell-to-tell then.
44:25He certainly will, mate.
44:33Neil!
44:33Hello, Neil.
44:34Morning, gentlemen.
44:35Thank you so much, Neil, for having us on board.
44:38Neil, happy to meet you.
44:39Paul, I can't remember his name.
44:43What's our chances today, Neil?
44:45It's fishing, guys, you know that.
44:47Yeah.
44:47It's not called catch, it's fishing, but we've got a good chance of catching a mack or two
44:50and maybe a pallet or two, we'll see what we can do.
44:53You've got an involvement with the Penley disaster, haven't you?
44:56Yeah, my father was lost on the Penley lifeboat, and I was turned away that night.
45:00I was a lifeboat when I was only 17, but like everyone, every man, when I was 17, I knew
45:05everything.
45:06Yeah.
45:06You've got to remember, I've been playing rain in boats since I was four or five-year-old.
45:09That's all I've ever done.
45:10Yeah.
45:10Intervelling the coxswain refused to take me.
45:13They refused to take two from one family, so I was turned away.
45:16Wow.
45:16And your dad was lost?
45:17My dad was lost, yeah.
45:18I mean, never forget them.
45:19I'm fiercely proud of what they did that night.
45:20Of course, of course.
45:21I mean, the weather conditions was the worst in living memory.
45:24I've never seen weather like it.
45:25Wow.
45:25How old was your dad, Neil?
45:27My dad was 42.
45:28Ah, they're fine.
45:30And of course, all of them, they're all family, friends, all mates.
45:32Yeah, of course, it's such a small community, and tight, obviously, it has to be, doesn't
45:35it?
45:36It completely changed Mousel forever.
45:38Mousel never recovered from that.
45:39Oh.
45:41Do you do anything to sort of celebrate the memory of those people?
45:44On the 19th, we have the famous Christmas lights, and they're dimmed, and we have our
45:47own memories, and all you have your own, like, little, you know.
45:50Yeah.
45:50Let's fish today in memory of your dad.
45:53See if we can get something.
45:54Right.
45:54Over there, Bob, look.
46:15You see that cross, and I think that's a memorial light to the Penley victims.
46:20Oh, wait.
46:20What we're doing, we're trying for a pallet, and we've got some silver shrimp on.
46:37I've hit the bottom, so I'll put that over now, so.
46:39Yeah, put that over now.
46:39Just wind up a little bit, and the idea is to wind up nice and slowly to keep that lure
46:45moving all the time.
46:46I keep winding all the way.
46:47Yeah.
46:50Couldn't have picked a better day for it.
46:54Oh, we're lucky, aren't we?
46:55We're lucky, lads.
46:58Ted's loving it.
46:59He, mate, loving this.
47:01He's having a good time, isn't he?
47:02I'm searching for the bottom, Paul.
47:26I'm hitting the bottom there.
47:27And I'm going to fish down there for a bit.
47:29Yeah.
47:38It will be funny, Christmas this year, without Grandad there.
47:41Yeah, yeah.
47:42It's strange.
47:44You know, you hear that some older people who kind of know they're on their last legs want
47:48to get a last Christmas in, and a lot of people...
47:51Well, that's exactly, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what happened with my parents.
47:53They both died on the same date, I mean, years apart, but January the 15th.
48:00Yeah.
48:00I mean, I don't know how sentient my mum was about, or conscious of Christmas, but it's
48:07an extraordinary coincidence that, because that's supposed to be, isn't it, that time
48:14of year is...
48:15Yeah.
48:15And I wonder if people have just managed to hold on.
48:18Hold on.
48:18Have Christmas.
48:20See the familiar faces one last time.
48:23Yeah.
48:24Well, we never know, really, but will we?
48:28My dear old dad always said to me, and I've always tried to live my life like it, just
48:32be nice, that's all you've got to do.
48:33Yeah.
48:34Treat people as you want to be treated, you can't go far wrong, I don't think.
48:36Yeah.
48:37True, mate.
48:39Paul treats me pretty bad.
48:40Does he?
48:41Yeah.
48:41I've seen that, yeah.
48:42He's for his own good, though, Neil.
48:47Keep him on his toes.
48:49Yeah.
48:54Come on, you're not fishing very well.
48:56Sort yourself out.
48:57Come on, Bob.
48:59The people of Mousel depend on you.
49:01This could be our last chance, you know.
49:03I know.
49:05Neil wants to get to the bookies.
49:09Is there a bookies in Mousel?
49:11No.
49:12Yeah, we had three grocery shops, a shoe shop, two butchers when I grew up.
49:18There's none anymore.
49:19No shoes?
49:20They're all gone.
49:21Should we do a little lunch on a pail?
49:23Send shoes to Mousel?
49:24Yeah.
49:24Yeah.
49:24Oh, he's in.
49:38That might be the bottom, actually.
49:43Come on.
49:43I don't know what it is.
49:45Shall I wind in or keep going?
49:46Oh, a couple of mackerel here, look.
49:49Have you got mackerel?
49:49Yeah.
49:50Well done, Paul.
49:51Oh, that's getting that hand twisted.
49:53Look.
49:53Woo-hoo!
49:54Mackerel!
49:55Two mackerel, look at that.
49:57Fresh as pain.
49:58Look at them.
49:59Oh, you mind your fingers.
50:00Wow.
50:01It's a very pretty fish, you know, Paul.
50:03It really is.
50:04Yeah, you grab that.
50:05Wow, look at it.
50:07Electric fish, isn't it?
50:09What a creature.
50:11Amazing.
50:12That's what we've come for, and that is our first ever mackerel.
50:16Wow.
50:17Look at the sheen on it.
50:19It took us seven or eight years.
50:24It's been brilliant, Neil.
50:25It's been lovely.
50:26What a glorious day.
50:27But we've got our Christmas night to compile.
50:30Oh, ho, ho!
50:30What have you got lined up for me, Bob?
50:32You'll have to wait and see.
50:34Oh, well, all right, well.
50:36Excited.
50:36Maybe this Christmas will mean something more
50:41Maybe this year
50:44Love will appear
50:46Deeper than ever before
50:50And maybe forget...
50:53Wind yourself down here, Paul.
50:57Halt.
50:58Because we are staying here.
51:01Lovely.
51:02Do you know what it is?
51:03No.
51:03Quaint.
51:04Quaint's a good description.
51:05Yeah, it is, isn't it?
51:06Quaint works.
51:07Come on in.
51:09Maybe this Christmas...
51:11Woo!
51:11Whoa!
51:14Christmas is here, Bob.
51:17Oh, how lovely.
51:18That is just what I ordered.
51:20Christmas vibe.
51:21Hello, Christmas.
51:23Lovely.
51:25Ooh.
51:25You manage those stairs, old-timer.
51:27Yeah, not too bad.
51:29Oh, this is lovely.
51:31Look at this.
51:31Oh, a little living room.
51:33Nice.
51:34Twin beds.
51:35Have you brought your twins?
51:36Here, this is a nice one.
51:38Harbour view.
51:40Bob, look at this.
51:42Look.
51:42All the way up.
51:43Oh, yeah.
51:45Wow.
51:46I look after you.
51:47I really look after you.
51:48Don't I do?
51:48Don't you, mate?
51:49Happy Christmas.
51:51Where's my briefcase?
51:52I'll give you a clue, Ted.
51:54It's right there.
51:55Ha, ha, ha.
51:56Here we go.
51:58It's Laurel and Hardy, isn't it?
52:04Ha, ha, ha.
52:05Watch your ears, Ted.
52:24Nice.
52:25A few more of these.
52:28Come on, old-timer.
52:29Oh, look at this.
52:33Cool.
52:34Who have you had in?
52:35Laurence Llewellyn Bowen?
52:36No.
52:37It's amazing.
52:37Look at that.
52:38Cheers for a lovely Christmas trip.
52:40Yeah.
52:41Is this Cornish champagne?
52:43Hmm.
52:44I've got your present, Paul.
52:46Have you?
52:46Yeah.
52:47Is that okay?
52:48I think it is, because I've got one for you.
52:50Would you like it?
52:53Yes, please.
52:53Do you think you deserve it?
52:54Yes, I do.
52:55Even after all your gloating with your crowns and your self-aggrandisation,
52:59you still think you deserve a present?
53:01If you don't want to give it to us, don't.
53:03Of course I do, Bob.
53:04Because I am give, give, give.
53:07Oh.
53:08Ooh.
53:10Go on, then.
53:12Yep.
53:14There it is.
53:15Oh, it's a clonker.
53:16It is, isn't it?
53:17It suits me.
53:18It's gentlemanly.
53:19And if you get annoyed with me, you can just go...
53:22Like that.
53:23And if I've made a mistake in the bath, we can just quickly move it.
53:26You can just scoop it up.
53:29Thank you very much.
53:30I can tell this is actually rather beautiful, Bob.
53:32It is a cracker, isn't it?
53:33Walnut?
53:34Yeah.
53:34No, do you want one?
53:37It's just there on the plate.
53:39Thank you very much.
53:40Oh, no, it's a beauty, isn't it?
53:41That makes me so happy.
53:43I mean, it is lovely, but mine's a better present.
53:46Happy Christmas to you.
53:47Competitive, Bob.
53:47Thank you, Bob.
53:49I wonder what this is.
53:50You like it?
53:50Hope you like it.
53:51Is it a picture of Bob in a crown?
53:52It's a gone fishing calendar.
53:56It's nice.
54:00Do you see?
54:00I thought I'd make you look nice.
54:02I see.
54:03Well, I look pretty good like that.
54:04Don't I look?
54:05Do you like Lawrence Llewellyn Bowie, don't I?
54:06Do you?
54:06Yeah.
54:06Just relaxing in front of some books.
54:10There's a nice one of you, isn't it?
54:13Isn't that nice, you and Ted?
54:14Oh, you look quite sharp there, don't you?
54:21A little tiny head.
54:24Oh, look at that.
54:27Boom.
54:30That was a bit rude boy mode, wasn't it?
54:32What do you like that, bud?
54:34I tell you what, Bob, it's not far off, is it?
54:39Well, thank you.
54:40What a treat.
54:42I should probably go and get our little meal.
54:45Go on, then.
54:45We're going to have turkey and some cake.
54:48Oh.
54:49It's a beauty, isn't it?
54:50My favourite meal of the Christmas period.
54:52Go on, slice me off some breast.
55:00Beautiful.
55:00It's nicely cooked.
55:01Oh, it is, isn't it?
55:02Look at that.
55:03Lovely, yeah.
55:06Ah, you cheeky fella.
55:09It's actually a turkey cake.
55:10It's a turkey cake?
55:11It's a turkey cake.
55:13Oh, lovely.
55:14Isn't that sensational?
55:15I'm going in.
55:16Well done, Bob, a lovely bit of trickery there.
55:18Christmas trickery.
55:19Lovely, mate.
55:20Because you know Christmas is a time when you can be a little bit naughty.
55:24Change my weight.
55:26Do you want a carrot?
55:27Go on.
55:29Oh, hold on a minute.
55:31Hold on.
55:31Wait a minute.
55:33Wait a minute, you two tricksters.
55:36What are you doing to me?
55:37Well, bloody hell, that's the nicest carrot I've ever had.
55:39LAUGHTER
55:40LAUGHTER
55:41Pretty by the end of our Cornish Christmas trip, Bob.
55:52It is.
55:53How are you feeling about going home?
55:54Because it's going to be your first Christmas without your granddad?
55:58It will be different, and we'll all miss him.
56:00Yeah.
56:01And it will never be the same again.
56:03No.
56:04But we'll pull a cracker.
56:05Yeah.
56:05On his anniversary.
56:06Yeah, yeah.
56:07He liked a cracker.
56:08Well, it's actually good to have very fond, positive memories of people, you know.
56:13I do with my parents.
56:15Those, my parents, your granddad, they had a long life, so.
56:19Did have a long life.
56:20And here's a nice thing, is round our Christmas table when the boys were young and granddad was sat there, the little boys and granddad would always wear their paper hat.
56:31Right.
56:32We were all too vain and full of ourselves.
56:35Yeah.
56:35But all granddad and the kids.
56:38That's what granddad's for, really, isn't it?
56:39Granddads are for wearing paper hats.
56:41Sit there, be quiet, put the hat on, granddad.
56:42LAUGHTER
56:43And carry them home, home, home from the sea, angel of mercy, answer our plea.
56:53Can you hear that?
56:55I can, yeah.
56:56Yeah.
56:57So sing it.
56:58Yeah.
56:58Well, you've done.
57:00Come with me to the window.
57:03For a final Christmas spectacular.
57:05Come on.
57:06Come on, mate.
57:06Joy, joy, joy, joy, joy.
57:16The mouse hole, male voice choir.
57:21Let earth receive a kiss.
57:26Oh, I love a male voice.
57:27I know you do.
57:28I know you do.
57:29Let me hear our prepare him room.
57:33Joy to the world, the Saviour reigns.
57:39Let all their songs employ.
57:44Happy Christmas, Paul.
57:45Merry Christmas, Paul, mate.
57:46Merry Christmas.
57:46Thanks, mate.
57:47What an amazing treat.
57:48Joy, joy, joy, joy.
57:54Joy, joy.
57:56Joy, joy.
57:57Joy, joy.
57:58Thank you, and Merry Christmas to you all.
58:04Thank you very much.
58:05And away.
58:06Cheers and gone.
58:08Cheers and gone.
58:09Cheers and gone.
58:09There's no more little secrets We haven't yet disclosed
58:16We bother living daylights I bet it one too close
58:22And all our cards for Christmas Are written to us both
58:28Count them out Who's got the most?
58:34Said we'd be close Said we'd run perfectly
58:40Celebrities in a spin for Michael McIntyre's Christmas Wheel
58:45Christmas Day at a quarter to seven
58:47A chill in the air next on BBC Two Wales
58:50New from our Gatiss
58:52Who else?
58:53A ghost story for Christmas
58:55To the child that she'll smother It's too close for a lover
59:01It's too close for a lover
59:04We are each other
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