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Canada's Drag Race S6 Episode 6
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00:00With the mostases on our brand new drag talk show, The Shade.
00:04It wasn't until it was like halfway through that I realized that I had forgotten my pads at home.
00:09Girl, this is boring.
00:11I love this talk show, by the way.
00:12Thank you. Our ratings are going up the roof right now.
00:14Sammy Landry, congratulations.
00:17The queen that I choose to save is Saltina.
00:20Dulce, sashay away.
00:28Oh, my God.
00:30I just sent Dulce home.
00:31Obviously, it's so upsetting sending home a friend.
00:34I feel like she was my rock.
00:35I was her rock.
00:36But she was talking a lot of shit that she was going to lip smack me down.
00:40Girl, guess not.
00:42Hasta la vista.
00:43It was an honor to show the world the star I am.
00:47See y'all later.
00:48Off to new beginnings is what she tried to spell.
00:53I feel like we didn't always see eye to eye, but honestly, I think I'm going to miss Dulce a little bit.
00:58I'm going to miss you.
00:59I don't foresee us being good friends after this, but we could be acquaintances for sure.
01:05Off to new beckings.
01:07New beckings.
01:09Hold on.
01:09Let me put my BBL right beside me.
01:12Sammy, I'm interested to hear more about your decision with the beaver.
01:16It was obviously a hard choice, and I really did hear all of y'all out.
01:20There was just that extra thing that me and Saltina have a connection from before.
01:25When I was feeling like I was down and out, you just reminded me that it's all already inside of me.
01:31I had to repay that.
01:35Boring.
01:36Where are the big moves here?
01:37All these girls are just saving their friends left and right, and the person with the best track record.
01:42Well, guess what?
01:43That person with the best track record is going to beat you in the end.
01:45Girl, did you come to win, or did you come to lose?
01:48Right now, I'm going to be full cocky and confident and fucking bask in this light of this win right now.
01:55Going into the slay-offs after just having a win is the best feeling.
02:00These lips are ready to lip-sync your house down boot, mama.
02:08I'm ready to lip-sync in front of Brooklyn Heights.
02:11And what do we think about it going from 8 to 6?
02:13That's the day.
02:16These girls have only seemed to be a comedy queen, okay?
02:18But let me tell you, they're not going to be laughing when I slay the slay-off and send them home.
02:23I'm excited, girl.
02:24Like, I'm a performer.
02:24Yeah, I can dance, but I can do a ballad.
02:27I can do some funny shit.
02:27Like, I'm ready to turn it out.
02:29I am so motherfucking excited.
02:31Y'all talking about it being this different type of beast?
02:33Well, baby, I ride beast, okay?
02:34So I'm about to ride that stage.
02:36Are you going to do something other than pretty?
02:37Are you ready to actually move your body and not look like a broomstick?
02:40I'll be fine, girl.
02:42Clock is your way, mama.
02:44Let's hope that human hair don't carry you to the bottom.
02:47All right, my loves.
02:48Well, you better learn your lyrics.
02:49Yes!
02:49And we're going to get out of this drag right here.
02:51All right?
02:52Come on, baby.
02:53Let's do it.
02:54This competition is so intense.
02:57Oh, come on.
02:58You're walking gingivitis.
02:59I feel like I'm in a video game working my way up to the final boss.
03:05I am jumping over turtle shells.
03:08I'm dodging fire.
03:09I'm holding my breath underwater.
03:10I've lost a life, and that's fine because I'm going to win the game.
03:14The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000 with Tracy Melshore, Sarane Fox, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:28It's a new day in the workroom, and I am absolutely excited for this layoff.
03:47I'm just a little alien, but I am ready to let them have it.
03:52What do you think makes a good lip sync?
03:55Like, what makes it like, bam, you're the winner?
03:58You've got to connect with the song.
03:59That's the biggest thing.
04:00The biggest thing that pisses me off is when somebody does a song and does, like, their 10 favorite drag moves.
04:05Make sure you have moments where you're, like, giving levels.
04:07Do a trick, yes, but that's not all it's about.
04:09Also, a lot of the girls that have been doing the splits have been going home week after week after week.
04:13Star ended the lip sync in a split.
04:15Hazel ended the lip sync in a split.
04:16Don't say two.
04:17Yes, girl.
04:18Oh, my God.
04:18The curse of the splits.
04:21Except for PM.
04:24PM, like, you served it in that other lip sync.
04:26I'm not going to lie.
04:27Yes, I dance, but you've got the technical background, so that is a little intimidating for sure.
04:31You're a good dancer, but I don't know if you're able to give a performance
04:35in a ballad or something else.
04:36I just haven't seen it.
04:37Yeah, I'll show you today.
04:39Well, since this bitch had a lot to say about me.
04:42Girl, bye.
04:44Girl, you know, I might make do with a broomstick and sweep the stage.
04:48The girls are going to see what star power looks like.
04:53Captivating.
04:54Brilliance.
04:55Dominating.
04:56Electrifying.
04:58Magnetic.
04:58What you don't got is what I got.
05:01I'd want to go against, honestly, Sammy or Maya.
05:03Well, I've seen you perform before, and I thought Paolo personally won the lip sync,
05:08so I think it would be an easy kill.
05:11Oh, Van.
05:12So misguided.
05:14Girl, come against me, and I'll eat you up.
05:16We saw the cold-hearted.
05:17Girl, I want multiple challenges.
05:19I don't think it was cute.
05:19See you, people.
05:19We count.
05:20Woo!
05:21Azule!
05:22Oh!
05:24Woo!
05:24Canada.
05:25Seen it already, then here it hurts.
05:28Hey, Motor Mouths.
05:30Hey.
05:31These lips don't lie, so listen when I say, all work and no sleigh makes a queen sashay away.
05:41Or two.
05:43Bye.
05:46This is what we do.
05:47We know how to be on stage.
05:49We know how to create a moment, and I'm ready to take my moment.
05:55So, um, this little, you think you ought to watch, alliance.
05:59Yes.
06:00Are we thinking any sort of way?
06:02Is there a beaver today?
06:03Because if there is a beaver, and I don't know if it comes down to it, I'll pass one of the beaver.
06:11Well, that's the cheating.
06:12As long as we pass it.
06:13Don't you want to give it to the one that gave it to you?
06:17Who give it to you?
06:18Who give it to you then?
06:20It will be fine.
06:20Oh, fuck no.
06:21If it gets into our courts at all, I have your back.
06:25Yeah, like, you have my word.
06:27Yeah, yeah, me too.
06:27Going into this battle, I want to make sure that my queeredo weirdos have my back because I have theirs.
06:34Or film it.
06:36I heard it.
06:37Talk to Maya.
06:38Yeah.
06:39About a four.
06:40Oh, yeah.
06:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:43100%.
06:43She had my back.
06:44I think if that group gets the power, we're going to be fine.
06:49Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:50Totally.
06:51We want our alliance maybe to be spread and to have force.
06:55We are a strong group and we can win this challenge.
06:59If there's a beaver in place today, we want to keep it on our side.
07:02Us three and you share it between us before giving it over there.
07:07I do.
07:07Because they think it's smart.
07:09Because they're going to try to take us out.
07:10I'm with you.
07:11Like, okay.
07:12Yeah.
07:15Sister.
07:16Yes.
07:16Let's clock in.
07:17Let's do it.
07:17Scissor me.
07:18Meow.
07:19Boom.
07:19Very interesting morning.
07:21Yes.
07:22I'm just ready to go against everyone.
07:24I'm not.
07:24Do you really want to go against me?
07:26No.
07:27You were just talking shit?
07:29Yeah, I was just talking shit and I don't want to put you in the bottom.
07:31Oh, wow.
07:31Thank you so much.
07:32It's just fun to read you.
07:34Not too much.
07:36From the start of this competition, Ebony and I have been, like, joined at the hip.
07:38Honestly, I just think we've grown a really close bond.
07:41Sister, this is why I like you.
07:43It's like, you over your life bitch.
07:45So we definitely do not want to go against each other because that means that one of
07:48us is in the bottom.
07:49I feel like we really got to make sure we both survive this week.
07:52Yes.
07:52To get into top six.
07:54Low-key.
07:55We're kind of leading the path.
07:56Which is why it's important not to stumble now.
07:59We're looked at even finer because two people are going home.
08:01We've also never gone to the bottom, either of us.
08:04So I feel like there is, like, a little bit of, like, pressure and also, like, you know,
08:07people are looking a little sideways and I'm sure they would love to see us fall.
08:12I am worried if I do land in the bottom, people are going to be like, oh, well, this is my
08:17chance to get fan out.
08:18Oh, wait, the girls are stretching.
08:19Girl, look at them trying to show off.
08:21Stretching is probably the most important thing and I don't do it enough.
08:24Oh, girl, same.
08:26Before every show.
08:27Hold on, let me see how far I can go.
08:28Oh, girl, I'm pushing it.
08:31Is this good?
08:32It's okay.
08:32Oh, girl, put the bass in your rock.
08:54Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
08:58Yes!
08:59Yes!
09:00Woo!
09:00Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
09:04Tonight, we're keeping it in the family.
09:07Now, a lot of people don't know this, but she's actually my cousin, twice removed.
09:11It's Tracy Melshor.
09:13Ooh, I got grandma's eyes and you got grandma's thighs.
09:17Not much of a thigh.
09:19And she's the sister I always wanted.
09:22It's Zerane Fox.
09:24Obviously, you're a much, much younger sister.
09:26I'm telling mom.
09:28This week, our queens battle it out in the sleigh-offs.
09:32Eight enter, but only six will survive.
09:36Racers, start your engines.
09:39And may the best drag queen win.
09:41Are y'all ready for volume three of the Canada's Drag Race lip-sync slay-offs?
09:51Yes!
09:52Well, I hope you're tucked, plucked, and ready to not fuck it up.
09:59Tonight, one of you will be named our lip-sync assassin of the season.
10:03And two, yes, two queens, will sashay away.
10:10There will be three rounds.
10:13If you win your first lip-sync, you will advance.
10:17But if you lose, you will automatically land in the bottom and may be up for elimination.
10:22You may all step to the back of the stage.
10:27Let your lip-syncs be legendary.
10:30And may your wigs stay on.
10:34When Zerane selects your name, you will pick your song.
10:38Our first queen is...
10:42Sammy Landry!
10:44Woo-hoo!
10:44Last week's winner.
10:48And this week's winner.
10:49Oh.
10:51Your choices for the first round are Shut Up and Kiss Me by Fifi Dobson.
10:55I'm Alive by Celine Dion.
10:57Feel Good by Charlotte Cardin.
10:59And It's Okay, I'm Okay by Tate McRae.
11:02There are really good choices.
11:04The world is my oyster, but I want the good oyster.
11:10I'm going with Celine.
11:12And she's dressed for it, too.
11:14Tea.
11:14Let's get to our next name.
11:18And the next queen.
11:21Saltina Shaker!
11:24Ooh.
11:25All right, come on down, Saltina.
11:27What to choose?
11:30I could choose to go against Sammy, but, you know, she has a gown on.
11:35And she's giving Celine.
11:36Ooh.
11:38Do I smell bad?
11:40Yes.
11:40I'm going to go over here with my mullet and choose a rocker song.
11:44You have chosen Shut Up and Kiss Me by Fifi Dobson.
11:48Work.
11:49Our next queen is...
11:51Maya Fox.
11:54Another Fox.
11:56Anna Green Gables looks different this week.
11:58Right?
11:58It's good timing.
11:59It's good timing.
11:59All the songs are still open.
12:00I have the option to choose two of my opponents, and I'm weighing my options here.
12:05This one matches my outfit.
12:08Do we want to do slow and sexy?
12:11Do we want to do something funny?
12:13Or do I want to go up against my sister?
12:15Oh!
12:16Oh!
12:16Oh!
12:17Wow!
12:17Well, yes!
12:18I've seen her perform in the past.
12:20I think I can take her.
12:21Let's do it.
12:22Shut Up and Kiss Me by Fifi Dobson is officially off the table.
12:25That's why you're so good.
12:26Let's keep it rolling right along, Serene.
12:29The next queen is Van Gogh.
12:32Woo!
12:33Girl, didn't want to be last.
12:35Thank God.
12:38I want to shut up and kiss me.
12:41Now, I don't really know what I'm going to do.
12:44My second choice is I'm Alive, but am I really going to take Sami on in a comedy Celine song?
12:51She's literally fucking French.
12:53French people just have a connection with Celine.
12:55This is French.
12:59I'm feeling it.
13:00Let's get bilingual.
13:01You have chosen Feel Good by Charlotte Cardam.
13:05I'm a little nervous picking a song with an empty spot because I don't know who my opponent's going to be, but I'm praying it's someone that I can beat.
13:13Serene, who is next?
13:15The next queen is Ebony LaBelle.
13:21Oh!
13:22Come on, Ebony.
13:23Right?
13:25I am alive.
13:28Yes, you are.
13:29I'm really debating between It's Okay, I'm Okay and Feel Good.
13:35I know I could fuck up the Feel Good lip sync and just slay it, but my alliance sister Van is there.
13:43So I don't really know if I should do that.
13:46You know what my first choice was?
13:48What?
13:50Sister.
13:51Let's do it.
13:52All right.
13:54Ebony, why are you picking me? I thought we had a deal.
13:57You gagged me.
13:58It's heating up in here.
13:59It's heating up in here.
14:00All right.
14:01Feel Good by Charlotte Cardam.
14:02I have to be a little bit selfish.
14:04Sorry to my sister sister.
14:06Tonight we're giving rock.
14:09You're going down.
14:11The next is...
14:14Caramel.
14:16Wow.
14:17Thank God, because we were cutting down, girl, and I was getting a little stressed out.
14:22No.
14:24I'm gonna be so real with you guys.
14:26I only heard of Celine Dion when I started watching this show, so like...
14:30I gotta stick to my roof.
14:32Well, yes.
14:33It's okay, I'm okay by Tate McCray.
14:37Two queens left.
14:38Not again.
14:40It's going to be...
14:43P.M.
14:44Yes!
14:47I didn't get picked last.
14:49Wow.
14:50Oh.
14:51My.
14:52Gosh.
14:53What a decision.
14:55Do I want to dance down with you this early in the day?
15:00No.
15:01Going here.
15:02Work.
15:03Work.
15:04It's the battle of the sisters here.
15:06Yeah.
15:07Sammy, I am so sorry.
15:08I know we are in this Queerdo Weirdo Alliance, but I need to win.
15:12I know I can do this.
15:14Okay.
15:15And the last queen is...
15:18Velma Jones.
15:20What I am going to choose.
15:24Well, Tate it will be.
15:27Maybe she could kill this song.
15:28Maybe she can double, triple, backflip to the back of the stage.
15:31Girl, I don't fucking know.
15:32But I know this song is my bread and butter and I'm going to give it my everything.
15:36And there we have it.
15:39Remember, only the winners will advance.
15:42And the losers will automatically be in the bottom.
15:51Two queens stand before us.
15:55This is your chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination.
15:59Saltina girl, you better not mess with this beast from the east because when I'm done with you, you're going home in a lobster trap.
16:06Maya girl, I don't know why you picked me, but you're about to get a salty surprise.
16:11Good luck.
16:14And don't fuck it up.
16:18Who's good luck.
16:19Ma-m-m-m-moi.
16:20I-m-m-moi.
16:21A-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-a-a.
16:24Ra-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.
16:29you on a bad day
16:31just so sour in the best
16:33w-w-w-way
16:34I wanna waste my time on you
16:38I chased tequila shots
16:39with champagne
16:40the perfect fix for every heart
16:43b-b-break
16:44so here's to nothing left to lose
16:48want you to let go
16:51and maybe get some
16:54why don't you lose control
16:57and get emotional, yeah, yeah, yeah
17:00give me a little taste
17:02my lips, your face
17:06my place, your place
17:09don't make me wait
17:13shut up and kiss me
17:15shut up and kiss me
17:19lemon peel, orange rind
17:23sweeter, kind of bitter
17:27on the rocks, I'm a cat-fight
17:29full throttle twister
17:31lemon peel, orange rinds
17:36sweet, kind of bitter
17:37on the rocks, I'm a cat-fight
17:39full throttle twister
17:40even on a bad day
17:43sour in the best way
17:46m-m-m-m-m-mwa-ah
17:47m-m-mwa-ah
17:50m-m-mwa-ah
17:50m-m-mw-ah
17:50m-m-mwa-ah
17:51m-m-mwa-ah
17:52m-m-mwa-ah
17:52m-mw-ah
17:53m-mw-ah
17:54give me a little taste
17:56mine is your face
18:05Don't make me wait.
18:07Shut up and kill me a little taste.
18:11Mine is your face.
18:15My place your place.
18:18Don't make me wait.
18:22Yeah!
18:24Yes, Vivi.
18:25Oh my.
18:26They ate that.
18:27Saltina, shake her.
18:29You're giving me so much edge.
18:31I couldn't take my eyes off of you.
18:34Saltina, you have such an ease about you when you perform.
18:36And it was really fun to watch you just kind of set the stage on fire.
18:40I also loved how you took up the stage.
18:43This dynamic play between the both of you,
18:45where I try to even one-up someone with the same exact move.
18:48I loved that.
18:49And I think you look amazing.
18:50Maya, I had no idea you had all of that in you.
18:53You're a little sex kitten.
18:55Hey.
18:56You're giving me Britney Circa Circus.
18:59Okay.
19:00Yeah, I'm here for it.
19:01Pop star energy.
19:02Woo, we're off to a good start.
19:03Queens, we have made our decision.
19:08Saltina, shake her.
19:09Congratulations.
19:10You are the winner of this layoff.
19:12You will advance to the next round and battle the winner of our next showdown.
19:20Maya Fox, my dear.
19:21I'm sorry, but you lost your battle.
19:23You may step to the back of the stage.
19:30It's time for our next battle.
19:32Sammy Landry versus P.M.
19:35Sammy, you may look like Celine, but you're going down, you little bitch.
19:41You big bitch.
19:43You tall bitch.
19:44I'm about to wipe the stage with this insane clown pussy.
19:50All right, P.M.
19:51Shall we go for it?
19:52Thank you very much.
19:57Thank you very much.
20:01Well, I just wanted to take a moment tonight to thank you all for being here.
20:11Thank you for giving us the chance to perform for you.
20:13What a treat.
20:19Shall we go for it?
20:21I can't wait to fly, oh, oh, I'm alive.
20:41Oh, yes!
20:45Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:48Okay, go.
20:50I can't wait to fly, I can't wait to fly, I feel that I'm alive.
21:09And so are you.
21:10What?
21:12When you look at me, I can touch the sky, I know that I'm alive.
21:23Oh, yes!
21:24How you feeling tonight?
21:25Yes!
21:26How about over there?
21:28Woo-hoo!
21:29Hey guys, how about there?
21:31Woo-hoo!
21:32Oh, come on, let me hear you all!
21:35Woo-hoo!
21:36Hey, hey!
21:37That I'll be the one who's taking by through good and through trying times.
21:46It's only begun, I can't wait for the rest of my life.
21:54Give me five.
21:55Give me five.
21:56Yes, sir!
21:57Woo!
21:58When you come on me, when you come on me, when you reach for me, when you reach for me,
22:06I can't wait to fly, I can't wait to fly.
22:07Uh-huh.
22:08I hear you fly, I can bless the day.
22:09When you bless, you bless the day.
22:11I just dream the way.
22:14I just dream the way.
22:17I just dreamt of a wave
22:20For my world is that
22:23God knows that
22:25I'm alive
22:26Yeah, yeah, yeah
22:29I can't wish to fly
22:32God knows that
22:34We're alive
22:37We sure are!
22:40Hey!
22:42Wow!
22:45My face physically hurts from smiling
22:50I got exactly what I was expecting from this lip sync
22:52Which was a bunch of idiocy
22:55Sammy, you just really took ownership of this whole stage
23:00I felt like it was in Vegas
23:02I could not handle the beginning
23:05When you just started like deep squat
23:07I don't know, I was not expecting it at all
23:11When you did the whole
23:14That was hysterical
23:16And yeah, it was nice to see you give us this grand diva-esque performance
23:20While still giving us some laughs in there
23:23NPM, I loved how you kind of worked the space around Sammy
23:27You were very spatially aware as a dancer
23:30Which I appreciated
23:31Thank you
23:32I loved the jumps
23:33I loved when you used the backstage
23:34And I laughed the whole time
23:35So thank you for that
23:36Thank you
23:37Queens, we have made our decision
23:42Sammy Landry
23:43Congratulations
23:44You will advance to the next round
23:47Thank you
23:48Thank you so much
23:50PM, I'm sorry my dear
23:52You may step to the back of the stage
23:54Thank you
23:55But great job
23:56I am feeling very sad in this moment
24:01It sucks knowing that I am not going to be the winner this week
24:05And that I have landed myself in the bottom
24:10Next up, it's Van Gogh versus Ebony LaBelle
24:15Ebony's my girl and I love her
24:16But now she's my enemy and I got to take that bitch down
24:21Van Gogh, listen
24:22Take your moment and have fun on the stage
24:25Because I will be advancing
24:26I'm going to be advancing
24:56For it tonight
24:57Next up, I will start playing
24:58Making試ć
24:59Whatever it says
25:00It's fun
25:01You know
25:02By her
25:03The ΓιαÔndone
25:04The beer
25:06If you want me
25:06Since I know
25:07You can make me feel nice
25:08If you needachi
25:09In an avenue
25:10You know
25:11You can make my
25:13You can't even stop
25:13One of us
25:14To enjoy
25:15You can't even stop
25:16Dinge
25:17From the stage
25:18You can't even stop
25:21You can't even stop
25:22You can't even stop
25:24We can't even keep
25:25I've been away and now I'm back to you, sit down and you make me feel good
25:49La main sur ma taille, ensemble dans le taxi, c'est vraiment super sexy
25:56You make me feel nice, rissant every time, you don't see me before, if you want me, dis-le-moi
26:05You make me feel good, la main sur ma taille, ensemble dans le taxi, c'est vraiment super sexy
26:14You make me feel nice, rissant every time, you don't see me before, if you want me, dis-le-moi
26:23You make me feel good, you make me feel good, oh, you make me feel good, you make me feel good, you make me feel good, good
26:40That was steamy, come on, French song on Canada's Drag Race
26:50We live!
26:51Van, it was really amazing to see you in this look and your makeup and then have this gentle fierceness
26:58You have such an amazing presence and that just came through powerful, sensual at times
27:06I haven't seen you perform yet, because last time I was performing with you
27:09I just saw your wig in the corner
27:10Right, exactly, so it's nice to actually be able to sit here and watch you perform and you're a wonderful performer
27:15Ebony Labelle, giving me sultry, when Van came over to you, you just like naturally picked it up, it really got hot in her
27:23You're magnetic, this was a kind of song that was made for you, every time you went into the, what is that called, the little booty slide
27:32Oh, the 2025 worm
27:34Yes, the 2025 worm, I loved it
27:36I really felt how intentional your movements were and again, there's this confidence in the subtlety that is, yeah, it's really effing hot, so
27:46Thank you
27:47Great job
27:48Queens, we have made our decision
27:53Ebony Labelle, congratulations
27:56Woohoo!
27:57We'll see you in round two
27:59Thank you
28:00Thank you so much
28:01Van Gogh, my dear, I'm sorry, but you have lost your battle
28:04You may both step to the back of the stage
28:06I love you so much
28:07You too
28:08I love you
28:11Go kill that winner
28:14It's time for our final battle of round one
28:18Caramilk versus Velma Jones
28:22Caramilk, I love you girl, but this one, I wanted so bad
28:26It's time for me to take out the Lip Sync Assassin
28:29I sent two of my friends home and that was really hard, but Velma's not really like a friend
28:34So easy, not sorry about it
28:38Hey guys
28:48She was so excited
28:49You got him locked down
28:51You move it like I did
28:53Before I found out
28:55In just a pretty face, doctor
28:57Good with his money, close to his mother
28:59You see him inside it
29:01You got her right now
29:03And she be like
29:05He's so perfect
29:06I be like
29:07I'll be frozen
29:08Nobody got me as nervous
29:10But baby, I've been there
29:12You're right in the same position
29:14So baby, don't get this twisted
29:16I don't know if the girl made me miss it
29:18They got me serious
29:20It's okay, I'm okay
29:21Had I'm in the first place
29:22It's okay, I'm okay
29:24It's okay, I'm okay
29:25I don't really gotta say
29:26It's okay
29:27You can have him anyway
29:29Anyway
29:31You can have him anyway
29:33Anyway
29:37We're such a romantic
29:39You got me like
29:40Fuck that
29:41Some monsters don't love us
29:43Now I can go near that
29:45And she be like
29:46He's so perfect
29:47I be like
29:48I'm a frozen
29:49Nobody got me as nervous
29:51But baby, I've been there
29:53You're right in the same position
29:55So baby, don't get this twisted
29:57And nothing gonna make me miss it
29:59They got me serious
30:01It's okay, I'm okay
30:02Had I'm in the first place
30:03It's okay, I'm okay
30:05It's okay, I'm okay
30:06I don't really gotta say
30:07It's okay
30:08You can have him anyway
30:11Anyway
30:12You can have him anyway
30:15Anyway
30:17It's okay, I'm okay
30:19Had I'm in the first place
30:20It's okay, I'm okay
30:22It's okay, I'm okay
30:23I'm okay, I don't really gotta stay, it's okay
30:25You can have them anyway
30:27Anyway
30:29You can have them anyway
30:31Anyway
30:33I'm super
30:35I don't want me, wait, girl, take it
30:39I don't want me, wait, girl, take it
30:44I don't want me, wait, girl, take it
30:48I don't want, I don't want
30:52I don't, it's okay, it's okay, take it
30:56I don't want, I don't want
31:00Work!
31:02Work, bitch
31:04Two pop girlies stand before me
31:08Who knew?
31:08Well, I knew from you, I didn't know from you
31:10Silva Joes
31:12You quietly revealed this sexy energy
31:16I was here for it
31:18I really enjoyed your performance
31:19When you jumped in this place, you're like, it's okay, it's okay
31:22It's fine
31:22I love that because there was a little bit of you in there
31:25I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess this is not a song you would typically perform
31:28Uh, no
31:29You can absolutely perform this kind of music
31:32It was a great, great lip sync
31:33Caramel, I think you really understand your body
31:36So I could see you
31:38You know what looks great
31:39You know what's gonna be like
31:40You're red hot
31:41We've seen you lip sync several times so far in this competition
31:44And you always
31:45We have
31:47It's not my first rodeo
31:49Let me get to the good part
31:50And you always deliver a powerhouse performance
31:54You came out of the gate
31:55Serving body, serving confidence
31:58Serving choreo
31:59Fabulous
32:00Queens, we have made our decision
32:03Caramelk, good-drag-ulations
32:08Thank you
32:10You've advanced to the semifinals
32:13Velma, I'm sorry I'm in dear
32:16But you've lost your battle
32:18You may move to the back of the stage
32:21Welcome to the semifinals
32:27First up, it's Saltina Shaker
32:31Versus Sammy Landry
32:33Good luck
32:36And don't ya
32:38Fuck it up
32:40I know you like me
32:52I know you like me
32:54I know you do
32:55I know you do
32:57That's why whenever I come around
33:01She's all over you
33:03And I know you want it
33:08I know you want it
33:10It's easy to see
33:11It's easy to see
33:13And in the back of your mind
33:17I know you should be with me
33:20Woo!
33:21I love you
33:22Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
33:27Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
33:30like me don't you don't you baby don't you all right don't you wish your girlfriend was wrong
33:42like me don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me don't you don't you
33:52i know i'm on your mind i know we'd have a good time i'm your friend i'm fun and i'm fine
34:02i ain't lying look at me you ain't lying
34:08i know i'm on your mind i know we'd have a good time i'm your friend i'm fun and i'm fine
34:18are you lying look at me you ain't lying
34:24maybe next lifetime
34:28possibly
34:31until then old friend
34:37don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
34:46don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me like me
34:51don't you
34:52don't you baby
34:55don't you
34:56bye
35:01baby
35:03one of my favorite tracks of all time and y'all really did the damn thing
35:08so tina you're sultry and electric
35:12you just really embodied this whole song i love the hairography i love some good floor work and i could tell you were really kind of locked in and like laser focused and sammy landry to me this was drunk aunt at a wedding after a couple white wine spritzers on the dance floor i thought it was so much fun to watch i find you so entertaining i felt like this outfit the hair is this moment back in time just a little bit trashy and a little bit sexy a little bit just a little bit
35:41a little bit okay so it was all trash and sass and i love me some of that
35:47queens we have made our decision
35:51saltina shaker
35:56you will advance to the final round
36:02thank you
36:04sammy landry
36:05you are safe
36:07and alive
36:08you may both step to the back of the stage
36:11our second semi-final is ebony labelle versus caramel
36:21good luck and don't fuck it up
36:26this ain't gonna be easy
36:29work work work work work work work work work
36:31whoo
36:33you got it
36:34you got it
36:37what it is
36:38table's turn into a situation
36:40now you sitting in my office and you've been patiently waiting
36:43fumbling over
36:44we forget the conversation
36:45fumbling over this to get the conversation
36:45fumbling over to get the conversation
36:45thinking maybe we can make the combination
36:47wanna see me lose my breath and wanna hear me moan
36:50better be ready while we never will get along
36:52she was talking comfort and up on the telephone
36:55so you gotta pull it in when we get it on
36:57No turning back on this party
36:59It hurts you doing enough to conflict
37:01Hey, need you coming down from this time
37:04I don't go nowhere, let's let's say
37:06Look at what you got yourself into
37:09Let's take advantage, be all that you can be
37:11Let's take advantage, be all that you can be
37:13Cause this could be a less opportunity to move me
37:15Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
37:18Yeah, let's do it, baby, do it
37:20Let's do it, baby, do it
37:22Hey, let's do it, let's do it, baby, do it
37:25Check it, baby, get it, baby, check it, baby, get it
37:27Do it, check it, do it, do it, baby, get it
37:29Don't come around, get one, get one, get one
37:32You gotta get it all the way in
37:33I wanna stay away
37:34I ain't expecting no excuses, baby
37:36Don't break apart and after you, baby
37:39Better blow me away, make a girl wanna stay
37:42And just fight for another round
37:43Can't you give your chance to prove
37:46Don't forget your hope
37:48That's the mental love for me
37:52Put it in, get it, baby, check it, baby, get it
37:55Do it, baby, get it, do it, baby, get it
37:57Do it, baby, get it, do it, baby, get it
37:59Do it, baby, get it, do it, baby, get it
38:00Do it, baby, get it, do it, baby, get it
38:01Do it, baby, get it, do it, baby, get it
38:03Put it in, put it in, put it in
38:05Do it, just do it, baby, get it, baby
38:07Do it, baby, get it, baby, work it, baby, get it, baby
38:09Drink it, drink it, baby, get it, baby
38:11Drink it, drink it, baby, get it, baby
38:12Do it, baby, get it, baby, get it, baby
38:13Oh, you come, do it, yeah
38:15Do it, yeah, pump around
38:17When we look at that hall we're gonna get it all the way in
38:20I wanna see you quick, quick, quick, quick, quick,
38:23quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick,
38:26quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick,
38:28wow!
38:30Oh, bitch.
38:32As somebody who was in a Kelly Rowland video,
38:34I feel like I can speak on this.
38:35Yes, thank you, thank you.
38:37This performance, Avenue LaBelle,
38:39giving us different styles of dance,
38:43serving Pop Princess.
38:44I could watch you for hours.
38:47You know exactly what you're doing when you're doing it.
38:50It's just magical to watch.
38:52This beginning, you put your leg out
38:54and it was bam, right there.
38:55It's not the front or the back of the beat,
38:57it's right in the center and that's star quality.
39:00Paramilk.
39:01Once again, you don't disappoint.
39:04This gold number, I'm gonna age myself,
39:06but anybody out there knows, remembers Darcelle,
39:08number five, dance fever.
39:10That's what you're giving me.
39:11Google it, kids.
39:12You have worked for your booking fee this evening.
39:16Well, yeah.
39:17I never for a moment was taken out of this performance.
39:20I think that you just worked the, out of that performance.
39:24Queens, we have made our decision.
39:30Ebony LaBelle, good-ragulations.
39:36We'll see you in the finals.
39:38Yes, you will.
39:40Caramilk, great job.
39:42Thank you so much.
39:43You are safe.
39:49Welcome to the final round.
39:52It's Saltina Shaker versus Ebony LaBelle.
39:58Choose your fighter.
40:03Two queens stand before us.
40:05This is your chance to prove that you are the lip-sync
40:12assassin of the season.
40:16The time has come for you to lip-sync for the win.
40:24Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
40:27Check it out, going out on the late night.
40:41Looking tight, feeling nice, it's a cockfight.
40:45I can tell, I just know that it's going down tonight.
40:50At the door, we don't wait, cause we know them.
40:55At the bar, six shots just beginning.
40:59That's when dickhead put his hands on me.
41:02But you see.
41:05I'm not here for your entertainment.
41:09If you don't really want to mess with me tonight,
41:12just stop and take a second.
41:15I was fine before you walked into my life.
41:19Cause you know it's over before it begins.
41:25Keep your drink, just give me the money.
41:29It's just you and your hair tonight.
41:36Break it down.
41:39We're in the corner with you boys, you better fight both.
41:42You get the girl that just walked in, but she thinks you suck.
41:46We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see.
41:49Quit spilling your drinks on me, yeah.
41:54You know who you are.
41:55High-fiving, talking shit, but you're going home alone, aren't you?
41:58Uh-uh.
41:59Cause I'm not here for your entertainment.
42:03You don't really want to mess with me tonight.
42:06Just stop, just stop and take a second.
42:10I was fine before you walked into my life.
42:14Cause you know it's over before it begins.
42:20Keep your drink, just give me the money.
42:23It's just you and your hair tonight.
42:27I'm not here for your entertainment.
42:30You don't really want to mess with me tonight.
42:33Just stop and take a second.
42:37I was fine before you walked into my life.
42:41Cause you know it's over before it begins.
42:46Keep your drink, just give me the money.
42:50Just you and your hair tonight.
42:54Yeah.
42:55Woo!
42:56Woo!
42:57Woo!
42:58Woo!
42:59Woo!
43:00Woo!
43:01Woo!
43:02Woo!
43:03Woo!
43:04Woo!
43:05Woo!
43:06Woo!
43:07Woo!
43:08Woo!
43:09Woo!
43:10Woo!
43:11Woo!
43:12Woo!
43:13Woo!
43:14Woo!
43:15Woo!
43:16Woo!
43:17Woo!
43:18That's motherfucking right.
43:20You have won $5,000 cash,
43:24courtesy of the men's room and the drink.
43:30Saltina Shaker, phenomenal job this week.
43:33You should be so proud.
43:35I am.
43:36You may join the others.
43:38Make it girl.
43:40I love you too.
43:42Would the bottom four queens please step forward?
43:48Velma Jones, Maya Fox, PM and Van Gogh,
43:55you all lost your lip syncs and are up for elimination.
43:59Ebony LaBelle, you have earned the power of the Golden Beaver,
44:04granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens
44:07from lip syncing for their lives.
44:09Three queens will lip sync and two will go home.
44:13You hold the fate of your sisters in your hands.
44:19You may all leave the stage.
44:24Oh, yes!
44:26Oh, my God, y'all, the slay-ups!
44:29Yes!
44:30The slay-ups!
44:31Congrats to Miss Ebony.
44:32Congratulations!
44:33All those things I was trying to prove,
44:36all those people back home and to myself,
44:39like, y'all don't understand how proud I am of myself.
44:42You should be.
44:43Coming from a small town,
44:44I'm just always comparing my drag to others.
44:46There was a little part of me that thought that I couldn't do it.
44:49I'm just happy to show myself that, like,
44:52girl, you gotta stop counting yourself though.
44:54You're actually really extremely talented.
44:57I had so much fun with you, all of us.
45:00This was so special.
45:01I was so close to that win,
45:04but, you know, I'm feeling aligned.
45:07I got exactly what I needed from it,
45:09and I'm fucking proud of myself.
45:11People know what a Saltina show is now, baby.
45:13So, come on.
45:15It's gaggy that there's four of y'all in the bottom this week.
45:19I just want to hear from everyone what their thoughts are,
45:22why I should pick you,
45:24because y'all all did really fucking sick me.
45:26Ebony's talked about being a strategic player in this game,
45:29and the only other person who has two wins is Miss Van.
45:32So, will she make a strategic move here
45:34and potentially help me out in this situation?
45:37I think I did a good job today.
45:38I don't think I did bad.
45:40My track record has been really, really strong.
45:42You and I, I feel like we've helped each other
45:44in these challenges each week.
45:46I have so much more fight.
45:47I need to be here.
45:48I'm the only person here that's actively
45:50in the East Coast performing,
45:52and people back home don't think
45:54that they can do something like this.
45:56And I know that me being here is so important for that.
45:59Well, um...
46:01Girl, put up a fight.
46:03Girl, I'm not used to being in the bottom. Sorry.
46:05I've been doing so fucking well in this competition.
46:07I have literally been eating up
46:08every single fucking challenge every week.
46:10I'm the only person in the room with two wins
46:11other than you now.
46:12I still feel like I did good this week.
46:14I know I should be here.
46:15I know I can fucking win this whole fucking thing.
46:17Because I am that fucking bitch.
46:19Like, bitch, period.
46:20I'm that fucking bitch.
46:21And if there's so intelligent in the future,
46:23I'll help you.
46:24That's it.
46:25That's my scissor sister.
46:26And I think she's gonna use the beaver on me.
46:28I mean, at least I hope she is.
46:30If I didn't use the beaver on you this week,
46:32and you had to fight in the bottom,
46:34you gonna hate me?
46:36That would actually really, really hurt.
46:38We have developed a really strong relationship here,
46:40and I know if the world was reversed,
46:42I would have saved you no question.
46:44Girl, I said two day one, I said,
46:46I will have alliance with a ton of people,
46:47but you're the only person I'll really be honest with
46:49and actually keep that with.
46:51And bitch, I added myself, mwah.
46:52Damn.
46:53I meant it. I really didn't mean it.
46:55Ebony, you've been talking about taking out threats.
46:58Your best friend is a threat.
47:00Do it, bitch.
47:02Alma?
47:03How can I say that I want this so bad again and again,
47:06and this is so not what I want to be
47:09my last performance here, of course.
47:12I think I was just left off with this choice today,
47:14and I did the best I could.
47:16The fact that I was picked last, it's not fair,
47:19and maybe she will do the same thing as Van did with PM
47:23and save me because of that.
47:25I am feeling very, very low right now,
47:29and I can't deny it.
47:31I am very upset with what just happened.
47:35I love to perform, and I feel like that just got broke.
47:42It is bringing me back to all the many no's
47:45I've gotten over the years, and I feel like dance is who I am.
47:48And it's really making me question this thing
47:52that I love the most in life.
47:54I feel your sadness, but bitch, you fucking turned it.
47:58You did.
47:59Sammy, I don't know how you didn't shit your pants.
48:01It's just a little stinky.
48:02I'm considering my alliances.
48:05I'm considering track record.
48:07I'm considering what these girls are telling me.
48:09I'm just, girl, I'm...
48:12I'd like to hear from everyone else.
48:16Please help me.
48:18Van, you are sickening, and based off track record,
48:20I would save you.
48:21But I feel like tonight, and also just based on being a performer,
48:25like I resonate a lot with what you said.
48:27I feel like I would have felt the exact same way.
48:29So for that reason, I would save you.
48:31Honestly, Velma seeing you like this is like literally killing me.
48:35I mean, obviously I can't imagine what it's feeling like for you.
48:39Seeing you in your head, I was there.
48:44All these new things that you're trying, you are succeeding in.
48:48And I want you to believe it like I do now.
48:50So I would save Velma.
48:54Wait, wait.
48:55Van's giving me a little smirk.
48:56What do you think?
48:57Girl, do your thing.
48:58No, but what do you think?
48:59I think that's fucking bullshit.
49:00Why?
49:01Because you fucking sit in here like track record, track record, track record.
49:04Because I have the fucking best track record at the fucking bottom.
49:06And you're going to sit there and be like,
49:07oh, let's save Velma again.
49:08And I get that she feels fucking down.
49:09But you were also the one that sat back here week fucking two,
49:12and said the person with the most fucking fight.
49:14And you're telling me that that's the person you would save.
49:17Mm-hmm.
49:18Girl, whatever.
49:19Saltina, girl, shut the fuck up.
49:21First it's, I want to see the person with the most fight save Hazel.
49:24Now it's, Velma needs lifting up.
49:26She needs it.
49:27We can't keep rewarding potential.
49:29Girl, what is this fucking Canada's charity race?
49:32Like, your own logic was fight and track record.
49:35Yeah.
49:36When you were in this position.
49:37And now you're turning all around and you're saying,
49:39I'm going to save Velma, who has the least amount of fight
49:41and feels the most defeated.
49:42You have always said your reasoning is this, that's that,
49:44and the other thing, and just switch up.
49:46I feel like in this moment, it's fucking crazy.
49:49But you live with it.
49:51But that was week two.
49:52And I see she has fights.
49:53She's trying.
49:54No, I'm not talking about you, Velma.
49:55I'm saying her reasoning was, I see Velma is defeated right now.
49:58You just said that.
49:59You literally just said that.
50:00But that's what you said.
50:01That's what she was saying.
50:02That's what you just fucking said.
50:03It's really selfish from Van.
50:05Can you just like, let me have this moment, please?
50:08Maybe it's my last.
50:09So, I would appreciate that.
50:11Do you not see how much I've grown throughout this competition since the beginning?
50:15Of course my opinions, of course all these things are going to change.
50:18If you want me in the bottom because you think I'm a threat,
50:20or you think this, whatever, just fucking say that.
50:23Just fucking say that.
50:24No, that's not the truth.
50:25That's not who I am.
50:26Cool.
50:27Velma has a connection with me.
50:29I see her right now.
50:30I see her in her head.
50:32And I want to make my friend feel better.
50:35I would save Velma for that reason.
50:37And I think it's hypocritical.
50:38Van has been a very cutthroat player in this game,
50:41talking about taking out top competition,
50:44talking about pitting friends against each other,
50:47and really playing this game strategically.
50:49Girl, fuck who did the worst, fuck who did the best.
50:51The two of you are in the fucking bottom.
50:52I have the power, and I'm going to decide what I feel is right.
50:55For her to try to play this card right now,
50:57I think it's a little hypocritical.
50:58Van Gogh, I don't know.
51:00We had a really good kiki in the beginning.
51:03You keep cutting people off, you know?
51:05And to me, if I would have had the beaver this week,
51:08I wouldn't use it on you,
51:09because you just kind of zoned in on Ebony,
51:11and you're like, fuck everyone else.
51:13I've been a lot of things in this competition.
51:15I've been a bitch.
51:17I've been nice.
51:18I've been a sister.
51:19But something you can never say that I haven't been
51:21is a liar or dishonest.
51:24I have said everything to all of your fucking faces.
51:27I literally told you all I fucking had a line to start,
51:30and I still put her in the fucking bottom.
51:31Even last week, when you were in the bottom,
51:33I sat on that fucking couch, and I said,
51:35I would personally say Saltina
51:38because you're doing the best,
51:39but, devil on my shoulder,
51:40it'd be fun to see her lifting against tiramolk,
51:42but I still gave you your fucking props,
51:44and I still said you were the best fucking track record.
51:46I'm looking at a friend right now.
51:47I'm giving her her flowers.
51:49If you want your flowers, I will give them to you.
51:52Girl, fuck this place.
51:53Like, bitch, if there's one thing I love more than winning,
51:56it's revenge.
51:57Ooh, girl.
51:58If I ever get the fucking beaver and Saltinas
52:00in the fucking bottom,
52:01it's not even a fucking question.
52:02You're never fucking getting it from me, ever.
52:04Well, bitches, lip-sinkers,
52:07this is gonna be really fucking hard.
52:09There's a lot of emotion here tonight.
52:11I just have to make a motherfucking decision.
52:13Y'all, the tension was already rough.
52:15Girl, they are at each other.
52:17I am playing with my heart
52:20and what I feel is best for me.
52:22You know, Miss Ebony liked to keep the girls on their toes.
52:25Girl, if I'm gaggy boots,
52:27I'ma just make a gaggy boot decision, okay?
52:30Welcome back.
52:36Ebony LaBelle, heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
52:41Who are you saving from the chomping block?
52:43You guys all did amazing tonight,
52:46and I want to see a fight on that stage
52:48from each and every one of you.
52:49I am going to choose my sister Van Gogh.
52:58We'll all be damned.
53:00Thank you for being one of the only real-ass fucking bitches in here.
53:03Van Gogh, you are out of the woods this week.
53:06You may step to the back of the stage.
53:08Good luck, y'all. Thank you.
53:11Girl, say bye.
53:14Thank you so much.
53:15Maya Fox, PM, and Velma Jones,
53:18I'm sorry, but this means that you are all up for elimination.
53:21Three queens stand before us.
53:24Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance
53:28of Sweet Surrender by Sarah McLachlan.
53:31This is your last chance to impress us
53:33and save yourself from elimination.
53:36The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
53:49Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
53:57Doesn't mean much.
54:00It doesn't mean anything at all.
54:05The life I've left behind me is a cooling across the left side.
54:18From where I can return,
54:22where every step I took in faith betrayed me.
54:30And let me fall by home.
54:31And let me fall by home.
54:37Sweet surrender is all that I can give.
54:43Sweet surrender is all that I can give.
54:56Sweet surrender is all that I can give.
54:58Sweet surrender is all that I can give.
55:12Sweet surrender is all that I can give.
55:13Sweet surrender is all that I can give
55:29Harder, eight hours when losing caught up.
55:30Cool goodness!
55:31It doesn't mean much.
55:34It doesn't mean anything at all.
55:40The life I've left behind me is a cool dream.
55:46I see.
55:56Surrender is all that I have.
56:01I love you so much.
56:28Queens, we have made our decision.
56:31PM, Shantae, you stay.
56:38You may join the others.
56:41I love you.
56:46Maya, fox on lock from the docks to the seaside, and now the world.
56:52It means so much to be the first Inuk Queen here to represent both my province and my culture,
56:56and this isn't the last of me, for sure.
56:58Absolutely not.
57:00Now sashay away.
57:01Maya, I love you, Maya.
57:02Yes, Inuk from the north.
57:05What the fots?
57:08Velma Jones, our king of queens, thank you for breaking boundaries here in Canada's drag
57:15race, and I cannot wait to see what you do next.
57:17I really enjoy showing you a little bit of me and Johnny.
57:21Not as much as we enjoyed seeing it.
57:23Now sashay away.
57:24This was the last chapter of the drag orchestra to be continued.
57:34It was a hard day.
57:43It was a really hard day, but I hope everybody's proud of me because I'm proud of what I did.
57:49Ben, vraiment, je suis trĆØs fiĆØre de toi.
57:51T'as représenté la drag québécoise très bien, pis j'espère que toi t'es fière de toi aussi.
57:58J'espère que Montréal vous êtes fière de moi parce que je suis pas mal fière de ce que j'ai fait.
58:02Ben, oui.
58:03On va vous voir Ć ma doule.
58:06Shall we get out of here, girl?
58:07Let's do it.
58:08Hi-ha!
58:09You have to cut great on that.
58:11Yeah.
58:11Come on, top six.
58:14You live to slay another day.
58:17The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
58:21So remember, stay true, north, strong, and...
58:25Be right!
58:27Now let the music play!
58:29You wear it well.
58:30Strip, lipstick, paint it on.
58:33You wear it well.
58:34Use your suits, you.
58:36Ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:38Work it for me, work it for me.
58:41You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well.
58:45Next time on Canada's Drag Race.
58:47Back by popular demand, you'll be designing for Brooklyn Heights.
58:51Oh, yes!
58:52Van is going to be hearing from me a lot.
58:54I hope you're a little bit sincere, but I got to put the mask on me first.
58:57Sister, I'm going to need your help.
59:00Leg poker.
59:00Girl, I'm not a magician.
59:02Van, I helped you.
59:04You really going to have to help me.
59:05You're going to be done your outfit in an hour.
59:08No, I'm not.
59:08I'm getting a little annoyed with Ebony.
59:10Maybe this alliance isn't as sound as I thought it would be.
59:14I don't know.
59:14I don't know.
59:28Don't know.
59:32I don't know.
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