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00:00:00You
00:05:00Who's awake?
00:05:02Who is so handsome?
00:05:06Who's awake?
00:05:14Who is so handsome?
00:05:16Who is so handsome?
00:05:23Shh.
00:05:26Our daddy is still sleeping.
00:05:28We don't wanna wake him up.
00:05:30We know how grumpy he gets if he wakes up ahead of time.
00:05:34Oh, my little treasure.
00:05:38We know how to do it.
00:05:40I'm gonna cry.
00:05:42I'm gonna cry.
00:05:44I'm gonna cry.
00:05:46I'm gonna cry.
00:05:48I don't know.
00:06:18I don't know.
00:07:18Babe, I want you to meet someone.
00:07:30See? Nothing. She just sits there. Not a word.
00:07:41Good afternoon, Claire. My name is Monica.
00:07:45She's here to help, Claire.
00:07:46Tell me, is it more convenient for you to come to my office?
00:07:55Well, would you rather have sessions here?
00:08:02Okay. Then I'm going to come here. Would you like that?
00:08:06It's not necessary for us to discuss anything you don't want to talk about, you know?
00:08:15I'll just come here and spend time with you. Okay?
00:08:21Great. And how about we start today?
00:08:26So you can take us?
00:08:28Yes.
00:08:28Oh, thank you.
00:08:29It's fine.
00:08:30All right. Uh, please.
00:08:40Claire, do you want Eric to stay with us?
00:08:51Eric, you have to leave.
00:08:52It's family therapy.
00:08:55Well, the whole family's here.
00:08:56You heard her wishes.
00:08:58No, I didn't.
00:09:00I haven't heard a thing.
00:09:02That's not going to work.
00:09:03We won't get any positive results.
00:09:07Claire, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:08Please, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:10Eric, you should...
00:09:10Tell me...
00:09:10No, I shouldn't.
00:09:11Eric!
00:09:12This is Claire's time.
00:09:13If you want a session, you should schedule an appointment.
00:09:15Fine.
00:09:27Quite a temper.
00:09:32Is he abusing you?
00:09:38So, did you ask for me?
00:09:41No.
00:09:43I see.
00:09:45What's there?
00:09:50It's your case.
00:09:54It's so big already.
00:09:57No, this one's your medical.
00:10:00May I?
00:10:09Do you want to talk?
00:10:14I do.
00:10:15About this?
00:10:18No.
00:10:24About your mom?
00:10:27No.
00:10:30What about your husband?
00:10:34He just can't stand the silent treatment.
00:10:36What's this?
00:11:02I don't know.
00:13:03Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
00:13:19Please leave me a message after the tone and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:13:23Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry.
00:13:26I'm fine.
00:13:27I'm probably just asleep.
00:13:29Mom, I know what you're going to say, that I'm overreacting or something, but anyways, I have a question.
00:13:36Do you know how I can tell if a hair is mine or not?
00:13:39This is so stupid.
00:13:42I don't even know how to ask this question properly.
00:13:46In conclusion, I will only say that I found someone else's hair in Eric's bag and that he is cheating on me.
00:13:55Mom, I know what you're going to say, and please don't, okay?
00:13:58I already caught him lying to me several times.
00:14:00What lies, you ask?
00:14:03Well, I will tell you.
00:14:04First of all, he spends three nights a week at the gym.
00:14:10And second of all, he keeps having these dinners with clients, which I'm not even invited to.
00:14:16No, of course he spends every night in our bed.
00:14:21But still, something is happening.
00:14:24And I know it.
00:14:25I mean, I can feel it.
00:14:27They say that a woman knows when her man is betraying her.
00:14:33Did you feel this way with Dad?
00:14:36Well, why didn't you ever tell me?
00:14:39Well, if you told me, maybe I would...
00:14:42Yes, I don't know what I would have done.
00:14:49But who knows?
00:14:51Maybe it would help.
00:14:55Mom, why didn't you...
00:15:12Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
00:15:26Please leave me a message after the tone, and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:15:30Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry.
00:15:33I'm fine.
00:15:34I'm probably just asleep.
00:15:37You're right.
00:15:39I just screwed myself up again.
00:15:40I...
00:15:42The hair just seemed darker.
00:15:47Call me when you wake up.
00:15:49Please.
00:15:53I...
00:15:54I had another bad dream.
00:15:57I ran and I ran and...
00:16:01My boy cried.
00:16:03And he cried.
00:16:04And then the cries got louder.
00:16:11And I couldn't find him.
00:16:16I lost him.
00:16:17I...
00:16:18I don't know where I put him.
00:16:24And now I'm getting closer.
00:16:26But he's nowhere to be found.
00:16:30But...
00:16:30But he's nowhere to be found.
00:16:32To be...
00:16:33I'm...
00:16:33I...
00:16:34I...
00:16:35I...
00:16:41I...
00:16:49I...
00:16:49I...
00:16:59So, let's go.
00:17:29Let's go.
00:17:59Let's go.
00:18:29Let's go.
00:18:59Let's go.
00:19:00Are we celebrating something, Vic?
00:19:14How could I forget?
00:19:16Let's go.
00:19:17Let's go.
00:19:18Let's go.
00:19:19Let's go.
00:19:20Let's go.
00:19:21Let's go.
00:19:22Oh, my God.
00:19:23Look at you.
00:19:24You look amazing.
00:19:25Wow.
00:19:26Let's take a look.
00:19:27Hold on.
00:19:28Hold on.
00:19:29Ooh.
00:19:30What is going on?
00:19:32Ah.
00:19:33Why don't we just skip the main course?
00:19:34We'll go right for dessert.
00:19:36No.
00:19:37We should enjoy it fully.
00:19:38Oh, okay.
00:19:39Yeah.
00:19:40And how long have you been enjoying it fully without me?
00:19:42That's it.
00:19:43Okay.
00:19:44My God.
00:19:45Whew.
00:19:46Oh, I actually just got done with dinner, but how much can you eat when you're talking
00:19:52the whole time, right?
00:19:55Do not spoil the atmosphere.
00:20:04How was your day?
00:20:08Good.
00:20:09How was your day?
00:20:14Fantastic.
00:20:17So let's have a drink.
00:20:22Let's drink.
00:20:38What happened?
00:20:43Any ideas?
00:20:45What day is today?
00:20:50Thursday?
00:20:51No, I mean, what day is today?
00:20:55Ah, it's March 26th.
00:21:06Something wrong?
00:21:08Look at me.
00:21:13What exactly are you celebrating?
00:21:16Why just me?
00:21:17Wait.
00:21:18No, I am not celebrating this with you.
00:21:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:23Don't go, don't go, don't go.
00:21:24Please, please, please, I'm sorry.
00:21:25I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
00:21:26I'll be better.
00:21:27I'll be better.
00:21:28Okay.
00:21:29I'll be better.
00:21:30I'll be better.
00:21:31Okay.
00:21:32Do you want to call Monica?
00:21:33Okay, we'll call Monica.
00:21:34Okay, we'll call Monica.
00:21:35Okay, we'll call Monica.
00:21:36Okay.
00:21:37I'll be better.
00:21:38I'll be better.
00:21:39Okay.
00:21:43Do you want to call Monica?
00:21:45Okay, we'll call Monica.
00:21:47We'll call Monica.
00:21:48Okay.
00:22:17Okay.
00:22:18Okay.
00:22:19Okay.
00:22:20Okay.
00:22:21Okay.
00:22:36Don't tell us.
00:22:38It's too early.
00:22:40I'm just fixing your pillow.
00:22:44Hmm.
00:23:14So, let's go.
00:23:44So, let's go.
00:24:14Are you asleep?
00:24:41I could respond, you know?
00:24:57It's a very difficult day.
00:25:00As every day.
00:25:01We're going to pay the bills somehow, don't we?
00:25:16I missed you.
00:25:17And you?
00:25:29Of course, I missed you.
00:25:31How was your day?
00:25:45Fine.
00:25:47Well, you said it was difficult.
00:25:49Yeah.
00:25:50Like every day.
00:25:51I don't want you.
00:26:06I'm so tired, babe.
00:26:10Please.
00:26:11I really want you.
00:26:13I'm all sweaty and smelly.
00:26:16Just really take a shower before we do this in the morning.
00:26:19If we'll shower, it'll only take a couple minutes.
00:26:22Come on.
00:26:22Let's just do it in the morning.
00:26:29I'm so relaxed right now.
00:26:33Well, I love you and I don't care if you're sweaty.
00:26:36That's bad.
00:26:40Come on, babe.
00:26:41Tomorrow.
00:26:42Well, you're always in a hurry to leave me in the mornings.
00:26:54You're always in a hurry to leave me.
00:26:57That's not fair.
00:26:59Okay?
00:27:00I'm working for two here.
00:27:04What do you want from me?
00:27:05You want me to go back to work?
00:27:09That would be nice, you know?
00:27:12Your place is still your place.
00:27:15Did you contact them?
00:27:24Your boss called me.
00:27:27He just wanted to check up and see how things were.
00:27:29He wanted to see how you were feeling, okay?
00:27:31And?
00:27:37And I told them, okay, you were feeling...
00:27:42Yeah.
00:27:43Better.
00:27:48Better.
00:27:52So you think that I feel better?
00:27:53I don't know.
00:27:54I'm just ready.
00:27:56Just ready to go back to work.
00:27:57I don't know.
00:27:58I just thought it would be nice for you to get out of the house, you know?
00:28:01And get your mind off of...
00:28:03So I should just forget about everything.
00:28:06As if nothing happened, right?
00:28:07I don't know.
00:28:08Do as you see fit, okay?
00:28:11No.
00:28:13No, you tell me.
00:28:14You tell me what I need to do.
00:28:16You know better.
00:28:17I want to go to sleep.
00:28:20Okay?
00:28:20And you're not understanding what I'm saying.
00:28:23So please, just lie down.
00:28:26How can you be okay?
00:28:38Okay?
00:28:42How can you be okay?
00:28:44when I am suffocating?
00:28:53How can you be so insensitive
00:28:56that we can't even share a word about it?
00:28:58About what, Claire?
00:29:00Huh?
00:29:01Because there's an unbearable amount of hits
00:29:03going on right now.
00:29:06God, we need to live a normal life
00:29:08and not in a fucking cemetery.
00:29:09We need to live a normal life, Claire.
00:29:14I love you.
00:29:16And the only reason I haven't grabbed my shit
00:29:18and left is because of that.
00:29:20But?
00:29:21But what?
00:29:22Huh?
00:29:22Say it.
00:29:23But what?
00:29:24But what?
00:29:24You went an entire month,
00:29:26an entire month without talking to me.
00:29:28And not a fucking single word, Claire.
00:29:30You didn't say anything.
00:29:32And I thought, I thought that was horrible.
00:29:34I thought that was so bad.
00:29:36But now, look at this.
00:29:37Look at this.
00:29:37You're constantly talking.
00:29:40Even in your sleep.
00:29:42And at work, you're calling me.
00:29:43And you're calling me every 15 minutes, Claire.
00:29:46And if I don't answer right away,
00:29:47you're texting me.
00:29:49And if I don't answer that, you call again.
00:29:53And I don't know.
00:29:54I don't know how long you can do this to me.
00:29:56I don't know how long you can do this to me
00:29:58because I need some fucking peace.
00:30:00Okay?
00:30:01I need some peace in my own home, Claire.
00:30:04Fuck!
00:30:07I am not a clown.
00:30:09Do I look like a fucking clown?
00:30:11I am not a clown!
00:30:12I am not some fucking monkey
00:30:14that's gonna jump when you say jump!
00:30:17I don't do that!
00:30:19It's either talk or fuck with you.
00:30:23Huh?
00:30:23You either want to talk or you want to fuck,
00:30:25and it's not even good!
00:30:28Look at me!
00:30:28I'm fucking tired!
00:30:32And I'm going to sleep on the fucking couch!
00:30:34I've got you!
00:30:35I'm not a clown!
00:30:35I've got you!
00:30:36I've got you!
00:30:37I have to go!
00:30:53I have to go!
00:30:53Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
00:31:18Please leave me a message after the tone,
00:31:20and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:31:22Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry.
00:31:25I'm fine.
00:31:26I'm probably just asleep.
00:31:28I told you, this is it.
00:31:31Yes.
00:31:33No, please, please, Mom.
00:31:36Tell me, how can I save my marriage?
00:31:42Well, what can you tell me?
00:31:45You couldn't make it work with Dad.
00:31:49You don't want me to be happy.
00:31:52I'm sorry.
00:31:56I'm sorry.
00:31:58Yeah, no, you're right, you're right, you're right.
00:32:03A woman should always be a woman.
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:10You would ever want this.
00:32:14You would ever want this.
00:32:19I'm sorry.
00:32:21I'm sorry.
00:32:22I'm sorry.
00:32:23I'm sorry.
00:32:24I'm sorry.
00:32:28I'm sorry.
00:32:30Hush, my love.
00:32:45It's your mommy.
00:32:47Mommy remembers you.
00:32:49Mommy loves you.
00:32:54Mommy loves your daddy.
00:32:57And there is no way that we can lose him.
00:33:00Mommy loves you.
00:33:04Mommy loves you.
00:33:30I don't know why you don't just go with me.
00:33:51And how exactly do you think I'm going to do that?
00:33:54Well, you would go upstairs and get ready quickly.
00:33:59And we'd go, preferably using our feet.
00:34:04Come on, you're out every evening.
00:34:07Well, you like this body, don't you?
00:34:12Yes.
00:34:13Yeah?
00:34:17Seriously, I don't know how you do it.
00:34:19You're here all day by yourself?
00:34:22Come on, let's train together.
00:34:24I have so much to do.
00:34:26Oh, yeah?
00:34:27Like what?
00:34:29Why don't you just take me out on a date?
00:34:34We're married.
00:34:36I don't have to do that anymore.
00:34:38I'm kidding.
00:34:39Baby.
00:34:40Baby, baby, exactly, baby.
00:34:42What about that?
00:34:45What about that?
00:34:50Nothing.
00:34:50I had a few bad days.
00:34:52It's fine.
00:34:53Okay?
00:34:59Hey.
00:35:03I love you.
00:35:07Really?
00:35:09I swear on my abs.
00:35:13All six of them.
00:35:15Go.
00:35:16Go.
00:35:16You sure?
00:35:20Yes.
00:35:21All right.
00:35:21Go.
00:35:23Hey, wait.
00:35:24Hey.
00:35:25Um, I read an article that we can bring intimacy back into our relationship if you just carry
00:35:32me to bed every night.
00:35:33Where did you hear that?
00:35:43Go.
00:35:45Okay, baby.
00:35:46I'm gonna carry you.
00:35:47You get ready.
00:35:48Okay.
00:36:18What do you see?
00:36:27It's obvious.
00:36:30The woman?
00:36:32The woman?
00:36:37Free woman?
00:36:39Who is a free woman for you?
00:36:42Do you feel like a free woman, Monica?
00:36:45I could say that.
00:36:49But?
00:36:50There is no but.
00:36:52Then I envy you.
00:36:58Don't you feel free?
00:37:02I felt like that before.
00:37:04Years later, here I am.
00:37:13Scared.
00:37:17Hopeless.
00:37:20Useless.
00:37:21I wouldn't use those words.
00:37:26Then what words would you use?
00:37:30Let's see.
00:37:33Tired.
00:37:35Confused.
00:37:37And, um...
00:37:38I only feel pity for myself.
00:37:44You know I only have you.
00:37:48I mean...
00:37:50There's only you.
00:37:53For me.
00:37:54I don't have anybody else.
00:38:06God, I'm pathetic.
00:38:11You named the qualities which, as you believe, belong to you now.
00:38:15What about before?
00:38:16Oh, I was fearless.
00:38:21Full of life.
00:38:24And love.
00:38:26Do you love your husband?
00:38:27Of course I love my husband.
00:38:32But I can't give my love to him alone.
00:38:38Who else?
00:38:39If I were free, as before, I wouldn't suppress my desires.
00:38:55I wouldn't...
00:38:58Ignore my impulses.
00:39:02That's not right.
00:39:10I don't care.
00:39:14There's a connection between us.
00:39:18I can feel it.
00:39:22Why did you decide to take my case?
00:39:27Why did you come here?
00:39:32Why did you come here?
00:39:52Claire?
00:39:56Claire?
00:39:58Claire, do you hear me?
00:40:01Hm?
00:40:02To show you how free I am.
00:40:06You wanted to show me something?
00:40:10What?
00:40:12You left our conversation and you mumbled about wanting to show me something.
00:40:17Never mind.
00:40:22Why did you take my case?
00:40:24I took your case because I wanted to be close to you.
00:40:27I agreed to come here because I wanted us to be alone.
00:40:30Because I wanted to help you.
00:40:33Not that.
00:40:35Because I knew I could help you.
00:40:40Why did you agree to come here?
00:40:43Because you refused to come to my office.
00:40:46No. No.
00:40:48Who else should you give your love to?
00:40:51Do you want a coffee?
00:40:53Claire, we're not done here.
00:40:55I want to stop now.
00:40:57Who else should you give your love to?
00:41:02I'm tired, okay?
00:41:04Who else, Claire?
00:41:06This needs to be said.
00:41:09I want you to leave my house.
00:41:12We're finished for today.
00:41:14You know you can trust me, right?
00:41:24What are you doing here?
00:41:25Are you alright?
00:41:26Come sit.
00:41:27You shouldn't be here.
00:41:28Get out of here.
00:41:29Calm down.
00:41:31Get out.
00:41:32Or I'll call the police.
00:41:34Oh, hey.
00:41:36How was today?
00:41:37We need to talk.
00:41:39Uh, okay.
00:41:40Yeah, let's just come inside.
00:41:41No, listen.
00:41:42Your wife is losing the boundaries of reality.
00:41:44It's the same.
00:41:45You can't.
00:41:46I'm sorry.
00:41:47I'm sorry.
00:41:48I'm sorry.
00:41:49I'm sorry.
00:41:50We need to talk.
00:41:51No, no, no, no.
00:41:52You know what, what?
00:41:53What?
00:41:54What?
00:41:55What?
00:41:56What?
00:41:57What?
00:41:58What?
00:41:59What?
00:42:01What?
00:42:02What?
00:42:03What?
00:42:04What?
00:42:05What?
00:42:06What?
00:42:07What?
00:42:08What?
00:42:09no you're not listening to me do you think i'm joking no i don't think you're joking
00:42:33okay i just i don't think that this is critical you know things just started getting better this is a
00:42:41problem and it's not going to get solved by ignoring it if you don't see it it doesn't mean it doesn't
00:42:47exist you've completely stepped aside it's not right why did you stop keeping the diary well
00:42:54that's why she has the meetings with you no look i can't keep coming here anymore why it only fuels
00:43:00her disease she feels too comfortable at home you need to come to my office and you must bring her
00:43:06in person in this setting she assumes that i'm her friend okay so what's wrong with that she's
00:43:12creating a trusting relationship with her therapist right i'm not her friend she's my patient
00:43:18he's so cute he's literally the most beautiful baby in the world
00:43:44mom how can he ignore him i don't understand
00:43:51you're right parental instinct does happen much later in men
00:43:59he just needs to spend more time with the kid
00:44:03okay i i love you i gotta go bye
00:44:07hey hey what are you doing in there
00:44:13oh
00:44:15you hungry
00:44:30i ate already
00:44:34oh
00:44:35i didn't know there was gonna be food
00:44:38well now there's always gonna be food
00:44:41oh okay
00:44:43you go change
00:44:45okay
00:44:46and i'm gonna bring us some wine and cheese
00:44:48wine and cheese
00:44:49okay
00:44:50wow
00:44:53yeah
00:44:55wine and cheese
00:45:00hey you want to watch something
00:45:07sure
00:45:08yeah just something light
00:45:10you know i've been thinking for a while that i don't need therapy anymore
00:45:17really
00:45:18yeah i feel much better
00:45:22what does monica have to say about it
00:45:25who cares
00:45:27i feel great
00:45:31besides she's not gonna let me go it's
00:45:35it's probably just a money thing
00:45:37red
00:45:38of course
00:45:40since when
00:45:41um
00:45:44it was on sale
00:45:45that's my girl
00:45:49oh careful careful
00:45:50so
00:45:59i got a call from the funeral home
00:46:04they said they didn't receive last month's check
00:46:09did you
00:46:09did you send it
00:46:10oh my god i'm so clumpy
00:46:12i
00:46:13oh jesus
00:46:14um
00:46:16i probably just forgot
00:46:17can you just do it for me
00:46:18claire
00:46:20this is really your responsibility
00:46:22please
00:46:22just do it for me
00:46:24okay
00:46:25you know i'm not good with numbers
00:46:28you're in financing
00:46:31what do you mean
00:46:32claire
00:46:36claire
00:46:38ow
00:46:45fuck
00:46:47what did you say
00:47:01your mom was there
00:47:03she she she couldn't stay to the end because she felt so bad
00:47:05you're lying
00:47:06claire and and and as soon she
00:47:08claire your boss was there okay
00:47:12he showed up and he gave you time off so you'd get a hold of yourself
00:47:16don't
00:47:19fuck
00:47:21oh
00:47:21oh
00:47:23fuck
00:47:29fuck
00:47:30fuck
00:47:34fuck
00:47:34fuck
00:47:34fuck
00:47:38fuck
00:47:39fuck
00:47:44Leave already, I'm all right.
00:48:14Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Forgive me.
00:48:25I didn't want that. I didn't want that.
00:48:33Oh, my God. This is everything to me.
00:48:39I didn't do it on purpose. Oh, my God.
00:48:52He's wrong. He's wrong.
00:48:57I didn't want it at first, but I thought maybe it was just too early.
00:49:04Oh, God. Oh, my God. Forgive me.
00:49:08Oh, our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
00:49:33Oh, my God. Give us this.
00:49:48Give us this day and daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
00:49:55Let's do something nicer.
00:50:02Let's do something nicer.
00:50:03Mm-hmm.
00:50:04Let's do something nicer.
00:50:05Mm-hmm.
00:50:07Come on.
00:50:08We'll see you later.
00:50:09Let's do something nicer.
00:50:10I mean, we'll see you later.
00:50:12We'll see you later.
00:50:14Hello, everyone.
00:50:16Hey.
00:50:17Hey, you.
00:50:22Come on.
00:50:25Hey, hey, come on, what are you doing?
00:50:36You need to stop running around the house and sit.
00:50:38I spend all day in this chair.
00:50:40Yeah, you look great in it.
00:50:42You can have it.
00:50:43All right.
00:50:44All right.
00:50:46Hi.
00:50:46Look at you.
00:50:47You're glowing.
00:50:49How's my baby, huh?
00:50:50How's my little guy?
00:50:52You okay in there?
00:50:53Mm-hmm.
00:50:54He's going to be able to reply soon?
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:58It's going to be a little while before you can understand what we're saying.
00:51:03Oh, mama.
00:51:06Hmm?
00:51:08Pretty soon.
00:51:14So close.
00:51:14You can't be scared.
00:51:16I can be scared.
00:51:18I read an article yesterday.
00:51:21Actually, what do you think?
00:51:22Where do birth pains score on the list?
00:51:24What?
00:51:25The list.
00:51:26Yeah.
00:51:28They score number two.
00:51:30Guess what number one is?
00:51:32What?
00:51:33The pain you feel when your limbs are severed by a bomb.
00:51:37Mm-hmm.
00:51:37Oh, my God.
00:51:38And I have to go through this.
00:51:39Oh, my God.
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:40Ah.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:43What?
00:51:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:45Just kicking.
00:51:46Just kicking.
00:51:46He's excited for Daddy.
00:51:50Kick again, buddy.
00:51:52Kick for Daddy.
00:51:53Come on.
00:51:55Stop screaming.
00:51:57Let me get on the floor.
00:51:59He kicks more when I'm laying down.
00:52:00All right, let's get in there.
00:52:01Oh, my ladies.
00:52:03Here we go.
00:52:04Easy.
00:52:04Let me get the dress.
00:52:07Oh, my God.
00:52:08I am so ready.
00:52:10Ready, ready, ready.
00:52:11Oh.
00:52:12Oh, severed limbs or not.
00:52:13I got you.
00:52:14I'm ready.
00:52:14Okay.
00:52:16Okay, easy, easy.
00:52:17Watch your head on the desk.
00:52:19Give me this.
00:52:20You're good?
00:52:20Okay, yeah.
00:52:21Take those feet.
00:52:22Good, okay.
00:52:23Okay.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:25Stay on the floor, okay?
00:52:30Oh, here we are.
00:52:32There we go.
00:52:34All right.
00:52:34Okay.
00:52:35There we go.
00:52:36All good.
00:52:37Oh, that's it.
00:52:38That's the spot.
00:52:39So, what did you do?
00:52:40Oh, what did I do?
00:52:42What?
00:52:43What did you do?
00:52:44Oh, no.
00:52:45I didn't do, I was, uh, nothing.
00:52:48Please.
00:52:49No.
00:52:50That's my little secret.
00:52:51You're not gonna know.
00:52:52I'll tell you if you want.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:54I got you a t-shirt that says best dad ever.
00:52:58That you can wear when you go walking with the boy.
00:53:00That's very sweet of you, but a little bit too soon.
00:53:03Oh, yeah.
00:53:05Yeah, you're right.
00:53:06Especially since you said you wouldn't change any diapers.
00:53:09No.
00:53:10No, I just think that that's, there's a person for that that we can pay.
00:53:13That's more qualified to deal with that.
00:53:15You're joking, right?
00:53:17Absolutely not.
00:53:19I will.
00:53:19But you said, we agreed.
00:53:21No.
00:53:21Mm-mm.
00:53:22No.
00:53:22Signed, nothing.
00:53:24The dad has to take part.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29I will change one diaper per week.
00:53:33No.
00:53:35What if I have to go somewhere and you have to be alone with the kid?
00:53:38He's just gonna sit in a stinky diaper.
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:40Well, first of all, where are you going?
00:53:42And second, why are you leaving us?
00:53:45Well, maybe I have to do my nails.
00:53:48Actually, yeah.
00:53:49I'm gonna do my nails.
00:53:51Oh, the nails.
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:54Easy peasy.
00:53:55That takes an hour.
00:53:56Tops, I can let him sit.
00:53:57Hands and feet.
00:53:59Okay.
00:53:59Plus the traffic.
00:54:01And I'm gonna need a coffee.
00:54:02Oh.
00:54:03That's like three to four hours at least.
00:54:05Okay, fine.
00:54:05I will change him while you're gone for that one time.
00:54:10No, no, no.
00:54:11No.
00:54:14Fine.
00:54:14I will change all the diapers.
00:54:16You don't get it, do you?
00:54:17You're gonna fall in love with your son when you see him.
00:54:22I know.
00:54:23And his poops are gonna smell like roses to you.
00:54:29You're exaggerating.
00:54:30No poop smells like roses.
00:54:33Look, I'm voluntarily agreeing to go through this pain so you can change half of the diapers.
00:54:40Fun fact, that pain, orgasms.
00:54:44Yeah.
00:54:44When you're going to birth, all of the endorphins, they act up.
00:54:49And those are orgasms.
00:54:51But the contractions are covering them up.
00:54:55So you don't realize it.
00:54:56You just feel pain.
00:54:58So, I mean, that's why the baby and the mom, like, have such a good connection after birth.
00:55:04Yeah, I'm jealous.
00:55:06Because I'm just gonna be in the hallway, pacing back and forth, waiting for this to all be over, banging my head against the wall.
00:55:14What?
00:55:15The hallway?
00:55:16Yeah, where else would I be?
00:55:18You're gonna be in the room with me.
00:55:20What?
00:55:20Yeah.
00:55:22I need you to hold my hand.
00:55:23Hold my leg.
00:55:25Seriously?
00:55:26Help me push.
00:55:27Oh, God.
00:55:36Oh, shit.
00:55:54Oh, shit.
00:55:55Oh, don't, that's not funny.
00:55:59I don't want to, no.
00:56:00Oh, don't do that.
00:56:02Oh.
00:56:03Come on, I want to have sex with my husband after that.
00:56:06I want you to have sex with your husband after that.
00:56:08All right, help me up.
00:56:09Are we having sex right now?
00:56:13I can't stay in one position for too long.
00:56:16Come on.
00:56:16Okay.
00:56:17Yeah, let's do this.
00:56:19Here.
00:56:20Oh.
00:56:21Mm.
00:56:21All right.
00:56:22Oh, God.
00:56:23Okay.
00:56:23I got you.
00:56:23I got you.
00:56:24All right.
00:56:24Okay.
00:56:25Okay.
00:56:25Here we go, Ian.
00:56:26Yep.
00:56:27All right.
00:56:29You know, you're gonna fight me for the right to change the diaper.
00:56:32Oh, yeah?
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:33Oh, that's a fight I am willing to lose.
00:56:36Here we go.
00:56:37Do I look like a goddess?
00:56:39You, you kidding me?
00:56:41Yes, of course.
00:56:42I feel like a goddess.
00:56:43I feel like a goddess.
00:56:44A goddess of gods.
00:56:45That's why I like this dress.
00:56:46This dress is amazing.
00:56:48All right, ready?
00:56:49Twirl.
00:56:51Bloop.
00:56:52Hold.
00:56:53I got you.
00:56:54I got you.
00:56:54And dip.
00:56:55Oh, God.
00:56:56I got you.
00:56:56Oh, you're so light.
00:56:58Okay.
00:56:59Yeah.
00:57:00You're the lightest pregnancy baby ever.
00:57:04Here we go.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:06Huh?
00:57:07Oh, baby.
00:57:08And feet.
00:57:10Okay.
00:57:10The feet, the feet, the beautiful feet.
00:57:12Okay.
00:57:13Here we go.
00:57:14Oh, baby.
00:57:16What?
00:57:17I want to eat now.
00:57:18Oh, of course.
00:57:19What would you like to eat?
00:57:23I want ice cream.
00:57:25That is a good choice.
00:57:26I second that.
00:57:28Ice cream coming up.
00:57:30Mm-hmm.
00:57:33Oh, wait.
00:57:34Wait, wait, wait.
00:57:35Yes, madame?
00:57:37And a sausage.
00:57:39Sausage.
00:57:41Do we have any ice cream that tastes like sausage?
00:57:43No.
00:57:48But I will scoop out some ice cream, and instead of chocolate chips, I'll put a sausage.
00:57:53Deal?
00:57:56No.
00:57:57Keep it separate.
00:57:58I hear, and I obey.
00:58:00Here.
00:58:01Coming up.
00:58:02Bye.
00:58:32So, let's go.
00:59:02Let's go.
00:59:32Let's go.
01:00:02Let's go.
01:00:32Let's go.
01:01:02Baby, what are you doing?
01:01:22Oh, thank God you're here.
01:01:26Can you help me?
01:01:27I can't figure this out.
01:01:35Honey.
01:01:37What are you doing?
01:01:39Seriously, they're writing this for some kind of genius or something.
01:01:43I mean, I literally don't understand any of it.
01:01:47Can you help me?
01:01:49I, uh...
01:01:50Here, see, right there is this piece.
01:02:04This has three holes and that has five holes.
01:02:08Claire, we, we, we put the crib away several months ago.
01:02:14Why did you bring it back out?
01:02:18You're joking.
01:02:21Claire, why did you bring it back out?
01:02:23Our baby's gonna be home soon.
01:02:25And we have to be ready.
01:02:26Look, if you don't want to help me, I'll just handle it myself, okay?
01:02:37What did you do?
01:02:38We lost our kid.
01:02:39What did you say?
01:02:48I can't, I can't do this.
01:02:51What did you say?
01:02:52Doctor, please.
01:02:55I can't do this.
01:02:56You just, you, you're...
01:02:57What did you say, you bastard?
01:03:00Have you already buried our child?
01:03:02Stop it!
01:03:05We buried him together.
01:03:07What kind of father are you?
01:03:08We buried him together.
01:03:10It was a small ceremony, Claire.
01:03:12It was the smallest coffin I've ever seen in my life.
01:03:15No.
01:03:16Your mom was there.
01:03:17She, she, she didn't stay to the end because she, she couldn't take it.
01:03:21You're lying.
01:03:21Yeah, and then soon, soon she...
01:03:24Claire, you were sitting right next to me the whole time and you didn't make a sound.
01:03:28No, you're lying.
01:03:29Your boss showed up.
01:03:31Your boss was there and he gave you some time off so you could collect your, your things and get a hold of yourself.
01:03:39No.
01:03:40Yes, yes.
01:03:41I thank people for coming.
01:03:43No, no, no.
01:03:47There were some complications.
01:03:48No, there weren't any complications.
01:03:49And, and, and, and the doctor needed to keep him for a checkup.
01:03:53And the hospital is going to call any moment, any moment, and they're going to give him back to us.
01:03:58And they're going to call and we have to be ready.
01:04:02Okay.
01:04:02We were such silly heads.
01:04:04We left everything to the last minute.
01:04:07Why doesn't he have a name?
01:04:16What is his name, Claire?
01:04:23How old is he?
01:04:24Eight months ago, we lost our kid, Claire.
01:04:33It was March 26th, our due gate.
01:04:35We were already headed to the hospital, but you wanted to run upstairs and take a shower and you did.
01:04:39And you know what?
01:04:40You tripped.
01:04:40You tripped on the belt of your rope.
01:04:42And you fell on your belly, Claire.
01:04:43You fell hard.
01:04:44We didn't know what to do.
01:04:46And so we rushed you to the hospital, but the surgeons couldn't find a heartbeat.
01:04:50They gave you a shot.
01:04:53And he was, and he was dead.
01:04:56No.
01:04:56Our baby is dead.
01:04:58Our baby is dead.
01:05:01No.
01:05:06My, my baby.
01:05:08Oh, God.
01:05:09Oh, my boy.
01:05:14My boy.
01:05:20I can't.
01:05:22I can't.
01:05:24I can't.
01:05:25I can't.
01:05:25I can't.
01:05:27I paid you to do this.
01:05:28So you fucking do it.
01:05:30You need to remind her every day, okay?
01:05:32Every day.
01:05:38I'm okay.
01:05:39I'm okay.
01:06:09I'm okay.
01:06:32I'm okay.
01:06:38Oh, God.
01:06:45Oh, God.
01:07:08Oh, God.
01:07:18Oh, God.
01:07:24Oh, God.
01:07:30Oh, God.
01:07:36Oh, God.
01:07:40Oh, God.
01:07:42Oh, God.
01:07:52Oh, God.
01:08:00All right.
01:08:30It was fun.
01:08:48Hey, how are my girls?
01:09:00How is she?
01:09:01You tell me.
01:09:03It's going to get better.
01:09:17So you'll take us?
01:09:19Yes.
01:09:20What does Monica have to say about it?
01:09:22Hey.
01:09:23Do you want to call Monica?
01:09:24My girls.
01:09:26That was my baby too!
01:09:30Oh, I didn't come.
01:09:31I didn't come.
01:09:32I didn't come.
01:09:33I didn't come.
01:09:35I didn't come.
01:09:55Of course.
01:09:56I didn't take the programa.
01:09:58I didn't think it was a happy day.
01:09:59No, I killed our baby.
01:10:18Oh.
01:10:23Because I didn't want to stink when giving birth.
01:10:29This is unforgivable.
01:10:35Is it right to forgive me?
01:10:41Do you hear me?
01:10:46I'll never forgive myself ever.
01:10:50Monica would never make these kinds of mistakes.
01:11:08Bitch!
01:11:13This is how you wanted to help me.
01:11:15This is how you wanted to solve my problems with Eric.
01:11:21Simply by stealing my husband.
01:11:34And here I'm thinking, why is he pushing me to go back to work so hard?
01:11:37What did I do to you?
01:11:44We were fine before you came into this house.
01:11:48Where are you going?
01:11:50Where are you going?
01:11:55Where are you going?
01:11:55Oh, my God.
01:12:25Oh, my God.
01:12:55It's time to wake up, baby.
01:13:07I have an idea.
01:13:12Let's spend the entire day together.
01:13:14Eric's phone.
01:13:23He's gonna need a sick day.
01:13:26Yeah, he's not feeling well.
01:13:27Actually, he's gonna need several days.
01:13:33Yeah, I don't want him to spread his infection around the office.
01:13:37I'll let you know how he is.
01:13:39Okay. Bye.
01:13:40This is gonna be the vacation that we needed.
01:13:47Hello, this is Mary Clark.
01:13:48We'll even get to go to the park.
01:13:51The whole family.
01:13:53Let me just talk to Mom, okay?
01:13:57Mom.
01:13:58We're picking you up in 30 minutes.
01:13:59We're going to the park.
01:14:01It's gonna be awesome.
01:14:02Okay, be ready.
01:14:05I love you.
01:14:06Bye.
01:14:07Bye.
01:14:12Bye.
01:14:19Bye.
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