Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 07
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00:00I might do a little set at your birthday party.
00:03Good evening everybody and welcome to the 7th birthday party.
00:07No.
00:08There's something not right with this.
00:10I don't like the squeaks.
00:13It's just because the microphone goes near the speaker.
00:19Oh shit.
00:19Oh you shit me up there.
00:21It's because you've turned it down you dickhead.
00:24Yeah well I don't want to burst me out.
00:26Save it for the party.
00:30Oh Daniella I like this.
00:36He's gone and done and did it.
00:37I don't trust him because he's too total.
00:39Oh no no.
00:40Cryptic that in there.
00:42Convoluted that.
00:43Oh no no.
00:45What a waste of a muffin.
00:48What's that?
00:50Unacceptable.
00:51Yeah.
00:52What the hell?
00:55Is that it?
00:55It's not much evidence of man boob is Samara.
00:58It's a tough day to be a fish.
01:00Oh well known.
01:01Oh he's a badger.
01:02He is he's a badger.
01:04Oh man he's got one in and one out.
01:06It's the kind of trash I adore.
01:08Was that good for you or was it was for me?
01:10In the week Liam Gallagher became a granddad we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:19Posh Spice had got her own show on Netflix.
01:21Why do you like the Spice Girls so much?
01:23Because they're so cool and they're so fun and it's all about girl power.
01:27What actually was girl power?
01:30We don't know boss.
01:31We're not meant to know.
01:33Yeah.
01:33It's ethereal isn't it?
01:35Ethereal.
01:36Yeah.
01:36I think it just get empowered girls to kick guys in the nuts a bit more.
01:41I remember my time at school I got nut shotted a lot by girls and then they just went girl power and did like that.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Leaving you in a heap.
01:50Yeah.
01:50I mean whatever girl power was.
01:52Yeah.
01:52It hurt.
01:53Yeah.
01:56Are you sure the sign was that and not that?
01:58It might have been that yeah.
02:01Blue Nights was packing a punch on BBC One.
02:04I'd never really had anybody close to me dying before.
02:08I did think about it for a while after that like how someone can be there and then just not be.
02:16That's what one notices when people die.
02:19Haven't you noticed that?
02:20What?
02:22One minute they're there and the next they're not.
02:24It's a bit like you when you go to London.
02:27I look at that chair and one minute you're there and the next you're in London.
02:31And Northampton's finest wrap the wheel on Channel 5.
02:36Risk, medium currently due to speed.
02:391 at 1, 5.
02:41Traffic remains light.
02:43Yes, yes.
02:43Authorised continue.
02:44I go into like lower driver mode when I see police if they're behind me.
02:48I'm like hands are 10 and 2, passing the wheel between both hands.
02:54Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.
02:59Not eating a Greg's pasta and driving with one hand.
03:03I might get you another colour of these for your birthday if you're not going to come up with ideas.
03:16I am thinking about things.
03:18It's an SV248 which is an off-axis guider that I haven't got.
03:21Right, you're getting some links.
03:23Alison, her husband George and her daughter Helena.
03:27What was it?
03:28You're going to get an off S Club 7 album.
03:31It's an off-axis guider.
03:33What's that?
03:34Well, you screw it.
03:35No, I've said something wrong here.
03:37Why did you do that?
03:38I don't know.
03:39You've enabled him.
03:40Right, you screw it with an appropriate adapter taking account of your backfault.
03:44Quick, shut it down, Mum.
03:45Is it something to stick on your telescope?
03:48Yes.
03:48There we go.
03:49Why didn't you just say that?
03:51He likes an opportunity.
03:53No, it doesn't explain what it is.
03:53He wants an extender for his telescope.
03:55I think most men want that.
03:56No, it means you can attach.
03:59This week, it was eyes down for the latest instalment from Brand Beckham on Netflix.
04:05OK.
04:06So excited for this.
04:08No, no, I'm beyond excited.
04:09The thing about Victoria Beckham is that you look at her, you stare and you stare and you can't find anything wrong with her.
04:17Have you noticed that, Natty?
04:18And she does clothing and she does make-up.
04:21Yes, yes.
04:22I've got an eyeliner.
04:23Oh, have you?
04:24Ah-ha!
04:25I think it's green.
04:26I don't know why I chose green.
04:28Victoria Beckham, the posh spice of the Spice Girls, one of the top-selling female pop groups in history.
04:34Posh were my favourite Spice Girls.
04:36She wore you.
04:37Always wanted to be her.
04:38Always wanted to be her.
04:39I couldn't be further from her.
04:41Exactly.
04:42She was easy on the eye, but not so easy on the ears.
04:50Fish the day, Victoria.
04:52Come on.
04:53If you actually think about it right, really, in the normal world, they'd be called Vicky and Dave, wouldn't they?
04:58Vicky and Dave.
05:01He's a plasterer.
05:02She's a nail tech.
05:03She obviously couldn't.
05:06Who's that little old man?
05:07I think you just start it, wouldn't they?
05:11There's David.
05:12I'm trying to work out a milkshake here.
05:13Let's look normal, David.
05:15We'll use a blender.
05:17When you don't want to listen to me, you just have...
05:18When you don't want to listen to me...
05:20What?
05:21God, I love him so much as well.
05:23Oh, grow up.
05:25He's too young for you.
05:28That's what you think.
05:31Right, I've got to get to work.
05:32Love you.
05:32OK.
05:33Love you.
05:33He's got to get to work.
05:34What does he do?
05:35Is he doing the football still?
05:37Do you know what?
05:38I don't know whether I like that kitchen.
05:41It's about me.
05:41Why?
05:42Big Doc.
05:47Hi, good morning.
05:48How are you?
05:48How many people she's got working for her?
05:50Goodness me.
05:51There's loads of people in there.
05:52Wow.
05:53How are you?
05:53Did you have a good weekend?
05:54Good.
05:55Relaxing?
05:55Did you have a good weekend, employee?
05:58Yes.
05:59Employee number 452.
06:01These aren't mine, are they?
06:02These ones are yours.
06:04Amazing.
06:04Yes, this is your studio, Victoria.
06:06I mean, is she designing these or has she got someone in to do it?
06:09She does so much that she can't remember everything.
06:13Absolutely gorgeous.
06:16So much better on the cut there.
06:18Fucking Harry Hill.
06:21It's like a dog when it's had an operation.
06:24Stop when you're licking your stitches.
06:26Well, I see one of them in the outlet.
06:29You said it'd go nice with my boots with the pink laces.
06:32So nice.
06:34Yeah, it's so amazing.
06:39Zip it right up.
06:40Right up.
06:42Yay!
06:44Fantastic.
06:45The shoulder looks great.
06:46The collar's nice and strong.
06:48Oh, yeah.
06:48Absolutely stunning.
06:50Really brings out your eyes.
06:51I can see myself in a laundis with this up.
06:55Put the money in the bag.
06:58We've been married for 25 years.
07:00Is that their house?
07:02Fucking can't be.
07:03How many different kitchens have they got, for God's sake?
07:06Can't go to the palace.
07:08We just want an earring in.
07:10She can't go to the palace.
07:11We just want an earring.
07:12Pick that up.
07:14Do you want to whisper?
07:15Do you want to whisper?
07:16On what?
07:17A little whisper?
07:18That's quite cute.
07:19David Beckham is cracking out the dad jokes in this.
07:22I'm here for it.
07:23What is the matter?
07:24Are you going to cheer up a bit or what?
07:26They're a bit dull, aren't they?
07:27You're being a bit dull.
07:29They're being a bit dull.
07:30I haven't touched chocolate since the 90s.
07:32It's not going to start now.
07:33Not touched chocolate since the 90s.
07:37I haven't touched chocolate since 9 o'clock this morning.
07:39It's been about half an hour for me.
07:43Gorgeous.
07:44You look lovely.
07:46Obviously a little photo shoot before they go to the palace.
07:48I've looked miserable.
07:49We've got time for this story.
07:50I've looked miserable for all these years.
07:52Away we go.
07:53Everybody says she looks miserable.
07:54You do, love.
07:55I hate to say it, but you do.
07:57It's because when we stand on the red carpet, this guy has always gone on the left.
08:02Right.
08:02OK, now I didn't realise that when I smile, which I do...
08:06When?
08:06When?
08:07Do you?
08:08I smile from the left, because if I smile from the right, I look unwell.
08:13We have the same side, and we always argue, and you always get the better of me,
08:18and then I just have to think, well, I'll just have to accept that I'm going to look a dog in this picture then.
08:22You look a dog either way.
08:24OK, so consequently I'm smiling.
08:25He's had enough.
08:27I think David's had enough.
08:28This is a load of bollocks.
08:30I'm not listening to it.
08:31I'll go and get the fucking car running.
08:34See you later.
08:36Bye.
08:36Bye.
08:40Still don't feel like I know Victoria Beckham.
08:42No, I don't think Victoria Beckham knows Victoria Beckham.
08:46Marks is still on.
08:47You fucking little dick in there, showing me up like that.
08:50Fucking walking off while I'm trying to say that I do smile when I don't smile.
08:53Fucking making me look a twat.
08:56I don't know if he plays with himself.
08:58Yeah.
08:59Well, when we get home tonight, you're in the fucking spare room, and we're playing Happy Families while we're at the palace.
09:04Fuck you, David.
09:05It leads.
09:09What the hell is this?
09:12Oh, so you found it then.
09:13What the hell?
09:14I thought, he's such a wet wipe.
09:16I thought, what has he done?
09:17Sisters Ellie and Dizzy.
09:18I absolutely adore and love you, Tobes.
09:23Kiss, kiss, kiss.
09:26Look, don't you be getting jealous just because Nat doesn't send you nice, meaningful cards.
09:32I'm going to take a picture of this and send it to Nat.
09:36Nat'll shudder.
09:36I honestly think that you and Toby, how long have you been together?
09:41A year?
09:42I think that you two have got more pictures together than me and Nat have got throughout our entire relationship.
09:48On Sunday night, there were more experts perusing people's treasures on BBC One.
09:53Mummy got loads of dolls.
09:54Some of them might be worth something.
09:56Yeah.
09:58That might be a thing.
09:59If you see them missing, don't ask me no questions yet.
10:02I tell you why I like Antiques Roadshow.
10:06Everyone's quite civilised on it and polite.
10:11And you know, there's no question there won't be gangs of swearing skinheads.
10:16Yeah, you're obsessed with skinheads, Natty, but they were a phenomenon of the 1970s.
10:22I know, but I'm frightened of them.
10:23The 70s were about 40 years ago.
10:24I know, but there won't be yobs or hell's angels, skinheads, what else, what other yobs are there?
10:32Motherfuck.
10:36Really fun day out this would be, wouldn't it?
10:38I just collect fridge magnets and I can't see me ever being able to take them on Antiques Roadshow.
10:44When you came to my table and you said you had a coin collection.
10:46Right up my street, coins.
10:49What kind of coins is that?
10:51See, I've got coins upstairs.
10:52We need to go through that stash, man.
10:54I thought, oh dear, she hasn't read the blurb that we don't have a coin specialist or a stamp specialist.
10:59Oh!
11:00I didn't know that!
11:01Well, slap my ass and call me Jill.
11:03A single coin collection can take a day to go through, so we don't normally look at coins, unfortunately.
11:08Don't you remember, Ellie, when I found that dateless 20p, when all them 20ps got issued wrong with no date on, and I sold it for 70 quid?
11:16Why didn't you keep it?
11:18Young wanted the money.
11:19Tell me what you know about your coin collection.
11:21They look a bit boring.
11:22Yeah.
11:22Well, I went up into the loft, and I opened up this blue ice cream box and found these.
11:28It's always in the loft, innit?
11:29It's always something in the loft.
11:31You know, when I go in our loft, there's a Christmas tree wrapped up in a bin bag up there, that's all we've got.
11:35Yeah.
11:35She's got a coin collection.
11:36I can see that there are two with Queen Victoria's head on.
11:39Oh, wow.
11:40Queen Vicky.
11:41WHISTLE
11:42Dated in the 1800s, and then the rest all seem to be the sort of, after Queen Victoria.
11:47Oh, so they're from years ago.
11:49George, Edward, all that.
11:51Are they worth anything?
11:52Well, let's see.
11:53Well, I can tell you in two sweet words exactly what this is.
11:57Fuck all.
12:00Thank you for your time.
12:01This is gold bullion.
12:03Gold bullion?
12:04That's what gold is.
12:05As if she's found gold bullion in her loft.
12:08She is quid in.
12:11Oh, she's got a good unshocked face, hasn't she?
12:15These are gold sovereigns.
12:17You've got 21 gold sovereigns and two half sovereigns.
12:20Oh, my goodness, they're worth a fortune.
12:22The sovereigns!
12:23I've got four sovereigns upstairs!
12:26In theory, they are legal tender.
12:28You could spend it.
12:29Stick them in a coin star machine!
12:31Yeah.
12:32Now, something that's important is the dating on them,
12:34because some of the earlier ones can fetch more for their collectible value.
12:38So?
12:39Come on!
12:40Of course I go.
12:41How much is it worth?
12:42How much?
12:43Do you have any idea of their value?
12:44None.
12:45Absolutely none.
12:46No, none.
12:47It wasn't me.
12:48I didn't put them there.
12:49These, a year ago, were making ad auction 400 pounds each.
12:54Now they're 550 each.
12:56Wow!
12:57Each!
12:58You see?
12:59It's gone up by...
13:00550 pounds each.
13:01That's why you mustn't throw away man's things in the attic.
13:04You hear that, yeah?
13:05So...
13:06She's adding up now in her head.
13:08Your collection here is worth the best part of £10,000 to £15,000.
13:14Wow!
13:15£15,000!
13:18This is what Antiques Roadshow is all about.
13:21Whoa!
13:22You can't even say, wow!
13:24Right.
13:26Her flabbers have been gasted.
13:29Yeah, I've got coins in here, but I can't find the fucking key.
13:32I need to find the key.
13:36Izzy, guess how much that dateless 20p would have been worth now if you'd hung on to it.
13:44I don't know.
13:45£500.
13:46How much did you get for it at time?
13:47£70.
13:48And how long ago was that?
13:49Oh, 15 years ago.
13:52Right, so now they're going for £10,000 on eBay.
13:56Fuck off!
13:58Yeah!
13:59Get lost!
14:00That was my Antiques Roadshow moment!
14:02And you sold it for £70 for fags and booze.
14:05In Surrey...
14:06This weekend, Jane.
14:07Yes?
14:08I was with my...
14:09The Dwarf Sports Association.
14:10What are you doing?
14:11And we played Bottia.
14:12104 players.
14:13Oh my God, Jane.
14:14I cleaned up.
14:15Simon and his sister Jane.
14:16Simon!
14:17I got...
14:18Look at it!
14:19What are you going to do?
14:20I got...
14:21I got...
14:22Were you on a roll or something?
14:23Oh, Jane.
14:24I couldn't...
14:25I think I played 20 games in all and won 19 of them.
14:27There's only one in the rounds that I kind of lost a little bit.
14:28Were people booing you at the end?
14:29Bronze for the teams.
14:30Oh my God, Jane.
14:31Oh my God, Jane.
14:32Oh my God, Jane.
14:33Oh my God, Jane.
14:34Oh my God, Jane.
14:35Oh my God, Jane.
14:36Oh my God, Jane.
14:37Oh my God, Jane.
14:38Oh my God, Jane.
14:39Oh my God, Jane.
14:40I cleaned up.
14:41Simon and his sister Jane.
14:42Simon!
14:43I got...
14:44Look at it!
14:45What are you going to...
14:46I got...
14:47Were you on a roll or something?
14:48At the end.
14:49Bronze for the teams.
14:50That's okay.
14:51What do you mean booing me?
14:52Well...
14:53It was getting boring.
14:54And the winner is Simon Minty.
14:56And the winner is Simon Minty.
14:58Were they not like...
14:59You know me.
15:00I'm a humble person.
15:01Oh God.
15:03On Sunday night, the Hollywood actress was doing some culinary soul searching on BBC2.
15:09I never understand people going to Spain and then want to roast dinner.
15:13Well, they're out there, Steve.
15:15I went to university in Madrid for three months.
15:18Did you?
15:19That's a long time.
15:20I mean, I put on my CV, I went to university in Madrid.
15:23I did a three month language course.
15:24Yeah.
15:25And I immediately said university in Madrid on my CV.
15:27Well, you would.
15:29I could.
15:30I should.
15:31I would.
15:32I did.
15:33I'm Eva Longoria.
15:34Oh, I know her.
15:35Eva Longoria.
15:36I used to love desperate housewives.
15:38Sorry.
15:39And I'm exploring Spain and it's 17 regions.
15:43I didn't know that.
15:44I didn't know that.
15:45No.
15:46I have been to a few places in Spain.
15:48I can never remember what they call them.
15:50But I know I've been there.
15:52Somebody says an area where...
15:54Magaluf.
15:55No, I don't think I've been there.
15:56No.
15:57No.
15:58You went with me.
15:59Oh, did I?
16:00Oh, yeah.
16:05Oh, look at her.
16:06Look at her in her jeans.
16:07Would you ever look like that in a pair of jeans?
16:09No, never.
16:15Searching for...
16:17Twain.
16:18Spain, you idiot.
16:20Give me a paella and some Rioja and I'm a happy bunny.
16:26Potato buffers is nice.
16:29Hola.
16:30Hola.
16:31You alright?
16:32Javi Estevez opened La Tasqueria with a mission.
16:35What is that?
16:37To transform one of Madrid's oldest culinary traditions into high-end cuisine.
16:42Right.
16:43See, anything made with tweezers, you just know you're going to leave and want a cheeseburger afterwards.
16:48That's true.
16:49I heard Madrid don't have a beach or nothing.
16:52Are you ready?
16:53No point going.
16:54Madrid has a long history of eating awful.
16:56Awful?
16:57Oh, we got a bit of awful.
16:59Awful.
17:00The usually discarded parts of the animals.
17:02Oh!
17:03Yeah, rather you than me, Eva, love.
17:04They're discarded for a reason.
17:06Why are we eating them?
17:08This I'm a little nervous about.
17:09What is this?
17:10We are talking about testicles.
17:11Oh!
17:12I'm out.
17:13Sorry.
17:14This dish is the mollocks.
17:15You need to try.
17:16Okay?
17:17Please.
17:18Sure.
17:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:22Can you ask the bitches for testicles?
17:25Because I haven't seen it laid out before.
17:28When we think in this recipe, something like a pizza, okay?
17:32She doesn't look convinced.
17:33No.
17:34No.
17:35Oh, a testicle pizza.
17:36You have the confetti and some of the right tomato.
17:40That's nice.
17:41Little pizza.
17:42Everything tastes nice on pizza.
17:43Yeah.
17:44Apart from pineapple.
17:46Oh, in the water!
17:51Oh, in the water!
17:52In the water!
17:53Oh, my God!
17:54There's no turning back.
17:55Oh, she could have at least bitten it in half, Theresa.
17:57I wouldn't want to.
17:58Straight down the hatch.
17:59Hold on.
18:00Hold on.
18:01Mmm!
18:02Oh, no, she's still chewing.
18:03Mmm!
18:04That does taste like sausage.
18:05It tastes like sausage.
18:06That's a bit further up.
18:07That's the next cut.
18:08Seeing Javi's artistry up close in the kitchen has been eye-opening.
18:09I really don't know what to expect.
18:10And in the restaurant, he's taking it to another level.
18:11What's he got?
18:12What's this now?
18:13Ooh!
18:14Mm!
18:15Ooh!
18:16What do you do?
18:17Yeah, that também tastes like sausage.
18:19It tastes like sausage.
18:20That's a bit further up.
18:21LAUGHTER
18:22That's the next cut.
18:26Seeing Javi trophy up close in the kitchen has been eye-opening.
18:30I really don't know what to expect.
18:31And in the restaurant, he's taking it to another level.
18:35What's he got?
18:36What's this now?
18:39Oh, no!
18:40No!
18:41No!
18:42¿Qué es lo que su cabeza sería como si hubiera sido en la fría?
18:46La baby big head.
18:47No.
18:48No, no creo que hubiera que haya visto la película, babe.
18:51Creo que Pablo es un poco preocupado que su cabeza se va a friar.
18:54Es el ears y todo.
18:56¿Dónde lo haría y lo haría, o lo haría?
18:58¿Dónde lo haría que un burger?
19:01No, no.
19:02¿Dónde lo haría un poco de la oreja?
19:04Sí.
19:05¿Dónde lo haría?
19:06Sí.
19:06¿Dónde lo haría que fuera de la bollocks?
19:08¿Dónde lo haría que fuera de la bollocks?
19:38¿Dónde lo haría que fuera de la bollocks?
19:40¡Oh, eso es crisp!
19:42Oh, look at the crunch on that.
19:44It's like crispy crackling, that best bit of pork.
19:48This is truly unique and I'm so happy I got to experience it.
19:51Thank you.
19:52Thank you so much.
19:53What's up, Melissa, for me?
19:53Thank you.
19:54I can't imagine what they're having for pudding.
19:56I don't.
19:56Hairy pie.
19:58Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
20:00Not a chance, Julie.
20:01You know, I fancy now watching this packet of pork scratchings.
20:04No one turns you off food, does it?
20:06I'm sorry.
20:11Just ask her.
20:12There is.
20:12Is Shay's enjoying herself right now in the sunshine?
20:15Shh.
20:16What?
20:17Quiet.
20:18There's no Shay.
20:19Oh, that's so rude.
20:21Sarah and her husband, Andre.
20:24But I'm also happy that she ain't here because she ain't turning up the heating.
20:28That's another thing.
20:31Andre, the house is too cold, though.
20:33I don't blame Shay for doing that.
20:35No one ain't touching that firmist.
20:36Oh, come on.
20:37And that's why I locked it.
20:38So we got to put on our jumpers, our socks, our thermal underwear, everything.
20:43Look, you got blanket.
20:43Just to walk around the house.
20:45See this?
20:45Blanket.
20:46Put this on.
20:46Electric blanket, too.
20:47You're just stingy.
20:48Everyone's got an electric blanket.
20:50It's coming up to Christmas.
20:51Don't be a Scrooge.
20:52I'm going to buy you a new electric blanket.
20:55On Monday night, there were more cops in cars catching criminals on Channel 5.
21:00Don't you remember when Janae got stopped for driving in right lane and she got a right
21:03bollock in?
21:04Yeah.
21:05I've been scared to drive in right lane since that.
21:07Me too.
21:08How do I think about that incident every time I drive in right lane?
21:11The most I go is about 45, 50 and that's bad enough.
21:15I went down Portobello Street the other day and I got cramp in my foot and I couldn't
21:19get my foot and I went over a speed bump.
21:21All my shopping went all over.
21:26It's a miracle Margaret's never been pulled by police.
21:29She's the only person I know that has to open the driver door to reverse to see better.
21:34Let's catch some perps.
21:39Interceptors Sandra Payne and Chris Lark are responding to a grade one emergency.
21:44Ooh, I can't.
21:45Let's strap in.
21:46We've got reports of a single vehicle RTC.
21:48Road traffic collision.
21:49It's driven into the centre of a roundabout.
21:52Oh no.
21:53Drunk or drugs?
21:54Who put that roundabout there?
21:57Ray once did that when it was foggy.
21:59What?
21:59You know the Opel Road where the roundabout is?
22:02It was thick fog and he ended up on the roundabout.
22:05He went through two sands.
22:08He was lucky.
22:09The next day we went to have a look.
22:10You could see his tyre track.
22:13Eyewitnesses at the scene are speaking to the driver.
22:16The male was slurring his words asking, don't call the police.
22:19Can you give me a lift?
22:22No police today, please.
22:25I'm innocent but don't call the police.
22:27I know we're making a joke of it and a bit of a joke but that is serious.
22:31Yeah, it is.
22:31He has a bruised forehead, two bruises above each eye.
22:35Damn.
22:36He had his top off.
22:37Oh.
22:38He had his top off?
22:39Can you imagine driving topless?
22:42We'd get arrested just for that.
22:43Yeah.
22:44Indecent exposure.
22:45The driver has ploughed into a roundabout and embedded his car in the undergrowth.
22:50Holy shit.
22:51Look at that.
22:52Look, he's all right.
22:53Look at how mashed up it is.
22:55All airbags have come out.
22:57The interceptor's priority is finding the driver who could have critical injuries.
23:01He's going to be easy to spot, semi-naked.
23:04They'd be able to recognise him because he's got a big bump on his head and no shirt off.
23:07Just didn't have to get you out there.
23:12Oh, that'll be him there, then.
23:13Oh, look, is that him there, Mary?
23:15Is it a guy with no shirt on?
23:16Hello, fella.
23:17How are you all right?
23:18You need to stay where you are, buddy.
23:19He's done everything wrong.
23:22Everything you shouldn't do, he's just done it.
23:24I'm a bit worried about your welfare because you're on Car Avenue.
23:27Have I?
23:28Have I?
23:29You've crashed your car, haven't you?
23:31Have I?
23:31I'm just out walking with your dog.
23:32Where's your dog?
23:35I want to make sure that you're fit and well,
23:36and we need to go through a breath test procedure on the roadside
23:39and smell alcohol on your breath.
23:41Oh, he stinks.
23:43Deep breath in and seal your lips around the tube and blow.
23:46Oh, what's it going to go up to?
23:49No, don't block it.
23:50Don't block it.
23:51You're not blowing into the machine.
23:52He's not blowing.
23:53He's not blowing.
23:54He's pretending that.
23:56Listen, there's no breath flow going through that tube,
23:59so you're blocking it with your tongue.
24:00No, I'm trying.
24:00I've got asthma, so I'm trying to blow.
24:02No.
24:03Oh, shut up.
24:04Oh, that old one.
24:06That chestnut.
24:07He's got asthma.
24:08I can't.
24:09Get asthma.
24:11Attempt five.
24:12You understand the concept of blowing?
24:14I've heard that phrase before.
24:17Yeah, blow.
24:18I would tickle him.
24:20I would tickle him and then he would breathe out.
24:22What the police officer needs to say is,
24:25look, we've got a rectal one that is every time successful,
24:28so you either blow into this
24:30or we'll get the rectal one out and he'll blow.
24:33Right, listen to me.
24:35Open your mouth,
24:36seal your lips around the tube,
24:38do not block the tube with your tongue
24:39and blow.
24:40Well done, Sandra.
24:42God, you don't get paid enough to do that job, mate.
24:45Okay.
24:45You're not blowing.
24:53He's not blowing.
24:54He's still doing it.
24:55This police officer's got the patience of an absolute saint,
24:58hasn't she?
24:58Look, you shirtless shit.
25:00Do it properly.
25:01On the ninth breathtakingly bad attempt,
25:03they're calling it.
25:05He's arrested for failing to provide.
25:08Well, that serves them right.
25:09Well, they normally do it after three, not nine.
25:12I'm pretty cold.
25:13Can I have a jump on this?
25:14I'm afraid we don't carry spare jumpers.
25:18We're not a wardrobe company.
25:20Oh, don't worry.
25:21Yeah, we've got a load of fashion up.
25:23What do you fancy wearing on the way to the police station?
25:26What size are you?
25:26We went to Zara earlier to get something.
25:28Oh, do you remember there was a man
25:30who walked round here shirtless, Mary?
25:32Bobblehat.
25:33No.
25:34No.
25:34Bareback Tommy.
25:35Bareback Tommy.
25:37He walked round the village,
25:39all round, round about the lanes, Mary.
25:41For years.
25:42With no shirt.
25:43For years.
25:44Come rain or shine without a shirt.
25:47But he did it for health reasons, I think.
25:49Mm-hmm.
25:58In the Cotswolds.
25:59I'm darling, something that has been really, really bothering me for quite a while since
26:03we've lived in this house now.
26:04What are you about to say?
26:05We, how have we not got a full-length mirror?
26:08What do you mean a full-length mirror?
26:09Who needs a full-length mirror?
26:10You're a man.
26:11Andrew and his husband, Alfie.
26:13When people ask you the question, did you look in the mirror before you left the house?
26:16I'm not a girl.
26:18Who doesn't?
26:19Well, not me.
26:20Clearly.
26:21Okay, well, people do always say to me, why don't you have any full-length mirrors?
26:24Well, I've never had them because I don't use them.
26:28That's maybe why my socks always never match anything else.
26:30It's time to start.
26:32Okay.
26:32It's my birthday coming up.
26:34You want me to dress properly for your birthday?
26:36I know, I want a mirror.
26:38Then we can work on that.
26:40On Friday, it was a common complaint that united us on BBC News.
26:45These crackers have gone soft.
26:48I did think they might be when you started buttering them off, but I just didn't say, oh.
26:52Do you think the news is getting better in the last few days?
26:56Oh, it is, surely.
26:58I think it is getting a bit better.
27:00That's what they want you to think.
27:02Now, if you've experienced problems using a parking app, you're not alone because three-quarters of motorists have.
27:09I'm one of them.
27:10I've had enough problems with the parking app.
27:12Oh, I love it.
27:13I love it when there's stories about everyone being annoyed by the same things.
27:17Yes.
27:18But now the RAC is calling for drivers to have several options and not be forced to pay online.
27:24I agree.
27:25I agree.
27:25The problem is with this is that nobody accepts or carries cash anymore.
27:29We're in a cashless society.
27:30That's insane.
27:31Other options are cash and no-one has that.
27:33The British Parking Association says it's working with providers to make apps easier.
27:38Yeah, it's a right nightmare.
27:40I must have about seven different parking apps.
27:43I thought I was just an old man.
27:45That annoyed me, but I'm guessing it's the same problem for near enough everybody.
27:49You've parked, sometimes a challenge in itself.
27:52That's true.
27:53Then comes the life-shortening tedium of working out how to pay.
27:57It is life-shortening, you're right.
27:59It is actually life-shortening.
28:01Look at all the information.
28:03So much stuff to read.
28:05The problem is, right, on these apps, it'll have a number there like 84256.
28:10You put that in on the app and it goes, not recognised.
28:13That set up that system to fail.
28:17Yeah.
28:18Because they're robbing bastards.
28:19Get the cash in.
28:20I tell you what, at least Dick Turpin wore a mask.
28:23Do you have the right app?
28:24Do you really have to scan a QR code?
28:26No, you don't.
28:27There's a scam going around where they put fake QR code stickers over the real one
28:32and it's scammers stealing your money.
28:34So you stand, baffled and frustrated, by technology that's meant to make things easier.
28:40Look at this.
28:41This is us.
28:42Margaret's buggered.
28:43She has to drive home when it's a parking app.
28:45Yeah, she can't use them, can she?
28:47There is some good news on the way.
28:49Oh, good news.
28:50A new initiative called the National Parking Platform should allow motorists to use any
28:55app in any car park.
28:57Yeah, and I think that's a good thing.
28:58That's decent.
28:58Glimmer of hope.
28:59Oh, we're so grateful.
29:01For some, cash remains king.
29:03I think cash is king.
29:05It's just easy.
29:06That's me.
29:07Look, I've always got some coins in the car, Mary.
29:10And motoring groups are urging providers to continue to offer a range of ways to pay.
29:16He can't use that either.
29:17He's in his wallets as a supervisor.
29:20Oh, I hate modern technology.
29:22I know, I mean, well, I was buggered when they put computers in work.
29:27I thought, oh, God, here we go.
29:30In Leeds.
29:32Do you want my Tinder Prime?
29:34I mean, obviously, I can't use it, other than I've spoken for.
29:37Give me your Prime.
29:38But I get it free with my bank.
29:40Best friends Danielle and Daniella.
29:42I was thinking about getting a T-shirt printed, right, that says...
29:46Call me, please, I beg.
29:47Single.
29:4940.
29:50In brackets.
29:51Can you believe it?
29:52Close bracket.
29:55Likes dogs.
29:56No kids.
29:58Open to kids.
30:00How big is this T-shirt?
30:01It's going to have to be fucking massive, isn't it?
30:03Just get a T-shirt dress.
30:04And then I'll put my Insta handle on the back.
30:07DM me.
30:08Shag me.
30:09Or that.
30:09On Monday night, we were back on the beat with the boys and girls of Belfast on the BBC.
30:20I've got to get into this, Lee.
30:22Why?
30:23Because I do.
30:24And you've seen blue lights before.
30:25Yes, of course I have.
30:26All right.
30:28Can I get you a Malteser, sister?
30:29Well, that would be very nice, thank you.
30:31I've got one there.
30:32This is set in Belfast.
30:36I actually know a bloke who's Irish.
30:39Oh, really?
30:39No, no, O'Reilly.
30:417-2 from Uniform.
30:42We have a domestic call on 18 McLean Street.
30:45Appears to be from a child.
30:47A child?
30:48Oh, my God.
30:49See, triggered already.
30:51Listen, that's the home of a police officer.
30:53Be aware there's a registered firearm at the address.
30:56What do you say is the home of a police officer?
30:58A police officer going to shoot somebody?
31:00I don't know.
31:00Oh, do I know the young girl's on a just fucking rug-up?
31:03All right.
31:07Oh, that's the same doorbell as Michelle's.
31:09The ring doorbell?
31:10Yeah.
31:13Hello?
31:14He don't look very happy, does he?
31:15We've had a call from this address.
31:18There must be some mistake.
31:20It was from a child?
31:21Are there children in the house?
31:22He looks dodged, doesn't he?
31:24Yep.
31:24Nobody from here has called the police.
31:26Really?
31:26Oh, I don't trust him already.
31:28I don't know why.
31:28There's something about his face.
31:31May we come on?
31:33Get in that house.
31:34I'd go, who's called a child?
31:36Erwin!
31:39Listen, hold on a minute, will you?
31:41Hold on a minute?
31:42Why?
31:43Chief Inspector of Bonding.
31:45Neighborhood.
31:45So, can we come in?
31:47Yeah!
31:48Oh, my God!
31:49That's what I said.
31:50Chief Inspector!
31:50Sorry, but we'd still like to come on.
31:54Yeah, good.
31:54Ashley, step in there, girl.
31:56Tell him I'm coming in.
32:03Oh, spooky children.
32:07Oh, what was this?
32:08Oh, is this his wife?
32:09What's going on?
32:13It's all a bit frosty in the house, isn't it?
32:15You can feel the eggshells.
32:16Apparently, they got a call from this house from a child.
32:20I have no idea what's happened to her.
32:22She looks petrified, isn't it?
32:23Yeah.
32:24He looks guilty, mate.
32:25He looks shady.
32:26He's very guilty, and she's going to try and cover up for him.
32:29Uh, Olivia was saying that yesterday a police officer came out to her classroom.
32:35She was in the living room a while ago.
32:38Um, Plenna came on my phone.
32:40No.
32:41Not buying it.
32:41There we go.
32:42Not buying it.
32:42Nah.
32:43Not buying it.
32:43Not buying it.
32:44Mm-mm-mm-mm.
32:44Oh, they're making a story up here, aren't they?
32:47Do you mind if I talk to her?
32:48Oh!
32:49That's it, Ashley!
32:51That's it!
32:52I don't know if I just go and talk to her.
32:55Oh, use your authority.
32:56Go and speak to the kid.
32:58Uh, here she is.
32:59Oh, God, look at her.
33:01Hey, sweetie.
33:02Now, uh, Olivia, um, you called the police by accident on Daddy's phone, didn't you?
33:08Oh!
33:09She's coercing her what to say.
33:11Mm, you called him by accident on Daddy's phone, didn't you?
33:14We just wanted to make sure everything was all right.
33:18Are you OK?
33:19Doesn't look all right, does she?
33:20Well, how does she take it further?
33:23She's in a difficult position, Aisling, isn't she?
33:25Oh, side eye to Dad.
33:29Yeah.
33:30Dad's a rotter.
33:31She's scared of saying anything because of him.
33:33What do you say, Olivia?
33:35Sorry.
33:35Aw.
33:36Oh, Christ, man.
33:38It's grand.
33:39Don't worry.
33:41These things happen.
33:41You see, he's so controlling, isn't he?
33:46Lock him up.
33:47Lock him up.
33:49I don't trust that man's big looming head.
33:51No, I don't.
33:52The energy's off, isn't it?
33:54Taser him.
33:55Excuse me, what did you say your name was again?
33:57Angela.
33:58Oh!
34:00She said Angela.
34:01That's the code word.
34:02Yeah, that's the code.
34:02Ask Angela.
34:03Why is Angela?
34:05If you're ever in trouble at a bar or you need help...
34:08Is it Angela?
34:08It's ask for Angela.
34:10Oh!
34:11She just asked for Angela.
34:13Oh!
34:15She did.
34:16Maybe it was a mistake.
34:17It wasn't a mistake, Tommy.
34:18That was not a mistake, bro.
34:20Like, come on, my guy.
34:21Oh, Tommy, come on.
34:22Tommy, you're not much of a cop, are you?
34:24Aisling, what can we do?
34:27I mean, we didn't see anything suspicious.
34:30Yeah, but she's asked for Angela.
34:31You've got to help her.
34:32Like, nothing.
34:33He's going to hurt them.
34:34Yeah.
34:35I know he is, because I can tell the look on him,
34:38he's going to give him a clout.
34:40Later, with her concerns going unheard,
34:42Aisling took matters into her own hands.
34:47Oh, she's outside the house.
34:49Maybe she'll see a silhouette of malpractice.
34:54No, she's going in.
34:58This is a situation you've got to be right about.
35:00Yeah.
35:01Because if you are wrong...
35:01You're fucked.
35:03Yeah.
35:07Listen, I can hear him shouting.
35:09I told you, you stupid bitch.
35:11I told you.
35:12I knew it.
35:12Yeah.
35:13He's a piece of shit.
35:14She was right.
35:15She's followed her instinct.
35:16She was right.
35:16Now, get some backup.
35:17Oh, God.
35:22Oh, that poor woman.
35:23Oh, my God.
35:25You know what?
35:25Scum.
35:27Hurry the fuck up.
35:30What's he going to do?
35:31He's not going to hit her, is he?
35:32He's going to beat her up.
35:33Turn her eyes.
35:34Oh, my God.
35:36He's choking her.
35:37No, no, no.
35:40She's going in.
35:41Go on.
35:42Oh, she's off to it.
35:43Go in, Ashlyn.
35:44Don't matter.
35:45Go, Ashlyn.
35:48Fine.
35:49Oh.
35:49Oh, good last.
35:51Yeah.
35:53Go, Ashlyn.
35:54She's a deep set now.
35:56Deep set, Ashlyn.
35:57Oh, that was quite harrowing, that, wasn't it?
35:59You know what?
36:02That's normal day-to-day for some people, you know?
36:04Too many people.
36:05Bloody hell.
36:06You know, he's very lucky that she opted for the baton and not the gun.
36:10Well.
36:11Because if that were me, I'd have got in that back door and shot his cock off.
36:15I just don't think blowing somebody's cock off's the answer.
36:18Well, it is for me.
36:20We'll have to agree to disagree there.
36:21In Blackpool...
36:31Tell you what, I got woken up this morning.
36:33Eva.
36:34Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
36:37Well, she accidentally kneed me in the groin this morning, trying to wake up.
36:41She was doing the whole, I'm going to go and wake Daddy up, Mummy.
36:44And I thought...
36:44I thought, I'll play hard from his sleep.
36:48When she jumped on the bed and come up to wake me up and she was going to...
36:53And she just went...
36:54Good morning!
36:58Now I'm not...
36:59Daddy's definitely awake.
37:02Oh, I'm up.
37:04On Saturday night, the remaining celebs were donning their dancing shoes on BBC One.
37:10Hey!
37:11Can you do the hits?
37:12Can't be ready for this on a Saturday.
37:18I know where else I'd rather be.
37:20Well, probably at home with a missus and kids, but...
37:22Nobody's got a gun to your head.
37:24Well, you know, they were doing me editing, so I thought I'd come round here.
37:29Oh, movie night.
37:30You like a movie week, don't you?
37:32I love the movie week.
37:33I love Halloween.
37:34She loves Halloween.
37:35Those are my two favourites.
37:36Dancing the Paso Doble from the movie Thunderbirds, Ross King and Juvita Prista.
37:43Come on, Ross, don't cut this up, love.
37:45The Paso Doble is intense, man.
37:47Five.
37:48Four.
37:50Three.
37:51Three.
37:51Three.
37:52Two.
37:54One.
37:56Thunderbirds are gold!
38:00Oh, I thought there's actually were puppets.
38:03No, there's the people, Mary.
38:05Those are the contestants.
38:06Yes.
38:10This would be ideal for Ross, because he's very wooden.
38:14They've played into his strength, haven't they?
38:19Look at the belly!
38:21Could he have his chest out a bit more, please?
38:27There's not really much going on, is there?
38:29It's more like a march, isn't it?
38:31Yeah.
38:31He's a bit wooden, poor buggered, isn't he?
38:34Yeah, that would be fair.
38:34But he's Scottish, so we have to see.
38:36Yeah, come on, Ross!
38:47No, no!
38:49Anyone could do that.
38:51This ain't dancing, is it?
38:52No.
38:52Let's be honest.
38:53I can't believe I'm watching this so bad.
38:59Have they had a week doing this?
39:04He was airborne for a minute there!
39:05He was airborne!
39:06Come on!
39:06I mean, what kind of dance is this called?
39:09Shit.
39:09That's what it's called.
39:15Yes, Dan!
39:17Wow.
39:17You've been stunned by that, haven't you?
39:19Do you know what the best bit about it was?
39:24It finished.
39:24Yeah.
39:29In Leeds.
39:29I cannot believe how long Nat was at yours yesterday doing them radiators.
39:36Honestly, I was mortified.
39:37And that he came home and says to me, have you got anything for me to eat?
39:43I says, well, did Izzy not feed you?
39:45Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
39:46I'd made the dinner.
39:48I said, shall I plate you some up, Nat?
39:49Do you want me to plate you it up and you can take it home?
39:52No, thank you.
39:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
39:55As if there were a full Sunday dinner, on offer,
39:59roast chicken hot out of the oven, and he said no.
40:02I know.
40:02And do you know what he says to me when he got in?
40:04Well, I thought you'd have been to the shop and got us some.
40:06I had not been to the shop.
40:08Well, I knew that.
40:09I hadn't got anything.
40:10I knew you better than Nat knew you in that moment,
40:13hence me trying to force-feed Nat chicken.
40:15And do you know what he ended up having when he got home?
40:18What?
40:18An omelette.
40:20How depressing.
40:22This week, we caught up with the misfits from MI5 on Apple TV+.
40:27The only bad thing about slow horses, I think,
40:30is it's not on every night, because it's so wonderful.
40:34We're spoilt for dramas at the minute,
40:35especially with slow horses, aren't we?
40:37They're like busses.
40:38Who wants to go out when that's on?
40:43You've got to hunker down, get the wine out,
40:45get the snacks there, and just watch it, ain't you?
40:47Mmm.
40:51Oh, my gosh, you're going to blow his head off?
40:54You're going to blow his head off on stage?
40:55That's one of the mayor candidates, ain't he?
40:59Yeah.
40:59Going to blow his head off, he said.
41:04Vote Dennis Gimbal.
41:05He's one of the candidates.
41:07Yeah.
41:07So there's two rallies going on today,
41:09and they don't actually know which one the shoot was going to.
41:14Conway Hall, weren't we...
41:16Didn't we have a wedding reception in there?
41:18We did.
41:20We did.
41:22We did, didn't we?
41:23Yeah.
41:24So is that two of the slow horses?
41:29River and Co.
41:35There's a lot of bald heads, isn't there?
41:37Yeah.
41:37Is this the far right type of camera?
41:40I think this is the far right.
41:41Oh, yeah.
41:42Right, let's check the sight lines.
41:44It's an auditorium and a stage,
41:46so it's one big sight line.
41:47They're scoping out the joint
41:49to see where the assassins could be.
41:51Mm-hmm.
41:52See where the threat is.
41:57This is the rival event, darling.
41:59This is the Jaffrey event.
42:00It's a bit of a different environment.
42:02Very different.
42:03Yeah.
42:04Very different.
42:05We need to sit through his speech.
42:07Little be bland, but inoffensive.
42:10Shirley and Standish.
42:11They've gone to the other venue, aren't they?
42:13So they've sent the two women to one
42:15and the two blokes to another.
42:17Where's the centre, isn't that?
42:18Oh.
42:22Oh, who's that?
42:23Oh, hang on, hang on.
42:24What's going on?
42:25What is this?
42:27She's spotted a rat, hasn't she?
42:29She's shit-hot on spotted bees.
42:30A scooter's ever, oh, Shirley.
42:32She is, yeah.
42:33We haven't got you down.
42:34I got to call from maintenance.
42:36It's the shooter.
42:36Yes, it is.
42:37There he is.
42:39They were on the telephone earlier
42:40saying he was going to blow someone's head off.
42:43Light in the ladies' toilets.
42:44Broken.
42:45They're not going to let him in, surely.
42:46Well, they wouldn't have a TV show
42:47if they didn't let him in.
42:48Well, at least now we know which rally
42:50the assassination's going to take place at.
42:53Yeah.
42:53It's going to be Geoffrey's, isn't it?
42:55OK, fine.
42:58Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
42:59Way in, good for them.
43:01Oh, lax, lax security.
43:03Please, Shirley, I hope you're following him.
43:05She's definitely on him.
43:06Yeah.
43:07Round, round, round, round!
43:11There's Geoffrey.
43:12Oh, bloody hell.
43:13Oh, no, he's about to come on stage.
43:15Come on stage.
43:19Oh, oh, what's she seen?
43:20What's she seen?
43:21Oh, no, there's a shadow.
43:27In fairness, it's my generation.
43:29Oh, my Christ.
43:30No!
43:31It's got a bullseye view from there.
43:34What?
43:37All right, you've got to do something now.
43:39Come on, Sandy.
43:40Come on, Sandy.
43:40You've got to do something now.
43:42Why do you hate motorists and wanker?
43:44Yeah.
43:45Yeah.
43:45That is how to do with it.
43:46Call him a wanker.
43:47Call him a wanker.
43:48Throw your water at him.
43:49Yes, go on, Shirley.
43:53Yes!
43:54Lick him down.
43:56Come on, Shirley.
43:59Girl, oh, my fucking God.
44:02Shit!
44:02He's fighting back.
44:05Oh, right in the face.
44:07The steam right in the face.
44:08Man blinded himself.
44:10Yeah.
44:14Oh, he's got away.
44:16That's the kind of thing that happens in Scooby-Doo
44:18where something creates steam and they vanish.
44:21Yeah.
44:21Yeah.
44:22It's just a big episode of Scooby-Doo.
44:25Come on, you've been down before.
44:28Maybe they'll never find out.
44:29We're back at Gimble's now.
44:30What's going on here?
44:31Gimble, I asked you for face-to-face.
44:33Not now.
44:34This is Geoffrey's chief of staff, Bowman.
44:36What is he doing here?
44:38Anything.
44:40He's getting into it with a man outside the stage door.
44:44Oh, no, they're going to think now that Bowman is there to kill Gimble.
44:49You're barking up the wrong tree, lads.
44:50Yeah.
44:51The girlies have got the right guy.
44:53You two are bloody chasing your tails.
44:55Oh, he's off.
44:58He's off.
44:59That's fast.
45:00Don't go in all guns blazing, River.
45:02Just chill, chill.
45:02Little bit.
45:06Oh, shit.
45:08No, no, no, no, River.
45:10You've got the wrong man.
45:11Stop it now.
45:17Just keep calm down, all right?
45:18Oh, my God.
45:19We've got a shooter.
45:20Well, this escalated real fucking quick, didn't it?
45:22It's just too exciting.
45:23We need a Malteser.
45:31Oh.
45:31Oh, no.
45:33Oh, what's this?
45:36Oh, flip.
45:37It's like Mousetrap, this.
45:39I play at this with kids.
45:41Bulldog spirits alive in the younger generation.
45:43I'm MI5 and it's been a threat to your safety.
45:46Yeah, probably.
45:46Oh, shit.
45:48Oh, my God.
45:49It's like a chain reaction.
45:50Yeah.
45:51You doing the deep state's dirty work.
45:52I do.
45:53Oh, my God.
45:54Look out.
45:54Oh, oh.
45:55Oh, do fuck off.
45:56Oh.
45:57Oh, fucking hell.
46:01They're supposed to be protecting him.
46:03Oh, my God.
46:04Paint pot?
46:05Yeah.
46:05Killed by a paint pot.
46:06Can you imagine?
46:11Oh, shit.
46:12Yeah, he really is dead, isn't he?
46:16What a way to go.
46:17Oh, no.
46:18Emulsioned.
46:20He's feeling a bit emotional about this.
46:22Well, you'll find details about support that's available for any issues raised in Gogglebox tonight at channel4.com slash support.
46:33Next here on Channel 4, it's not just this week's telly that's getting grilled tonight.
46:38The Last Leg is back with guests Frank Skinner and Stevie Martin first up.
46:43Thank you.
46:45We'll be right back.
46:49First.
46:52We'll be right back.
46:52We'll be right back.
46:54.
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