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Paladin uses a schoolteacher to drive off gunslingers. Starring Richard Boone and William Joyce.
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00:00you've had your big day Laredo Perkins and now I'll put you on that train back
00:10east but not for money for humanitarian reasons
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00:55Hold it don't try it mister you're covered. Well, I'm waiting just ease yourself down mister but mighty slow like
01:25Now over here
01:33Keep them hands up wise
01:37All right inside
01:45You put that thing down right now you hear me Travis
01:50Besides what if he's what a mistake. Oh, it'll give me that gun
01:55Oh
02:01Laredo, huh your name is Travis
02:18And it just might not be so amusing if you was the one with saddles
02:21I'm sure it wouldn't
02:23If you knew what I had to put up with with that boy ever since he got here you wait a minute you just wait a minute now show you something you
02:29Just hold on now look at this
02:31The brimstone kid now that's a good one
02:33Pass the trunks that he brought with him from Albany was filled with this stuff
02:35He's my sister's boy
02:37She had him teaching school in a young lady's seminary
02:41Say what are you looking for around here anyway?
02:43Mr. C. Palmer
02:45It ain't mister it's me Cynthia Palmer
02:49Hey, you wouldn't be the fellow from San Francisco would you? Paladin
02:53Yes, ma'am
03:05Well now you took care of Laredo
03:07Travis real good
03:09But how you gonna make a whole town tow the mark
03:11Got the job you want me for
03:13Yeah, town with cedar wells worship my cattle
03:17Last year six of my men got clean to Farrell
03:19Two more of them were killed by Amos Saint and his people
03:23And the foreman while running away from a purple tiger he seen
03:27Made a left turn into a horse truck, broke his leg and darn near drowned
03:31Sit down
03:33Thank you
03:34Where was the sheriff when all this was going on?
03:37Oh they're so scared of Amos Saint and his people
03:40And so greedy for trail drive money
03:42They've run out every lawman ever set foot in that town
03:45Well Miss Perkins I don't know the idea of becoming a sheriff
03:48Oh now look I got me a sheriff already
03:51Bart Reynolds
03:53Now what I'm hiring you for is to go to cedar wells
03:56And see to it that he don't get run out before my herd gets there
03:59Oh and one other little thing
04:02I want you to take Travis along with you and board him on a train going east
04:06Oh now what
04:07Now don't say no I'm perfectly willing to up the ante
04:10The thousand we agreed on and two hundred more
04:14Well Miss Perkins if I take Travis along it won't be for the money
04:19It would be for humanitarian reasons
04:22And the only condition on which I'll take him is that this
04:29Doesn't go along with us
04:32Doesn't go along with us
04:40You know paladin
04:41My aunt's right
04:42I'm not man enough to do anything but go back and teach
04:46You really hate teaching?
04:49Well not exactly but
04:53Well I got a lot of theories on how things should be taught
04:58For instance take Homer as Shakespeare
05:01Battles and adventures
05:03Even ghosts
05:04I teach it as if it were fun instead of just with a ruler
05:07Why don't you do it then?
05:09Well because I want something
05:11Something else
05:12I want just one day do you know
05:15When people listen to me as though they believed I was somebody
05:18If it ever happened I'd never let go of that day
05:22That'd make it last a lifetime
05:25Well I suppose every man needs a day like that
05:30Well let's get on with it
06:00Do some of Amos Saint's gang?
06:15Well hardly
06:16I guess you're right or you'd have me shot dead by now
06:19If you're looking for a stage
06:21Well might be next week might be next year
06:23Saint's gang shot the lineup
06:25Well Mr. Reynolds been waiting since yesterday
06:30Was Bart Reynolds?
06:49Sheriff Reynolds?
06:51You got business with me mister?
06:54Well I had been hired to see that the good citizens of Cedar Wells
06:59Didn't ask you to resign
07:01But I guess I'm a little late for the election
07:05Miss Palmer huh?
07:06Well you can go tell her for me
07:08I'd rather go back to jail and spend another day in Cedar Wells
07:11What they need in that town is somebody so much worse
07:14And a whole miserable grub of them
07:16They'll wish they had ten sheriffs
07:18Well I could try that I suppose
07:20They shoot to kill
07:22You ready to shoot your way in?
07:24They gotta be scared mister
07:27What's wrong?
07:37You know back at that ranch
07:40When you held a gun on me
07:42I believed it
07:44Until Cynthia busted into it
07:46Well Cynthia's not here now and I am
07:49You want your day?
07:51It's fine
07:53Now all you need is a gun
07:54Mine's over there
07:55It ain't no good to me or anybody at all
07:59Oh yes, this one will do nicely
08:04Huh?
08:19Laredo Perkins
08:21School is about to begin
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09:25Let's go.
09:45Anybody killed out here?
09:49Amos Saint back in town?
09:51No, just a cowboy.
09:53Do you mind taking your shooting up town a ways?
09:55We're playing blackjack in here.
10:02Mister, you put your fancy coat on?
10:05Now, just a minute here.
10:11I won't need me an undertaker along.
10:14Yes, sir.
10:15Yes, sir.
10:24Hi, everybody out!
10:29Beg your pardon, mister.
10:31But you're bound to get your headshot clean off if you don't hightail it out.
10:33Oh?
10:34This is Amos Saint's territory.
10:36When he finds out there's another gunman around, he ain't gonna like it none.
10:40Amos Saint.
10:42Now, you gentlemen all heard about Laredo Perkins, haven't you?
10:45The last time he had one of his men get bumped into, he burned the whole town right down to the ground.
10:52ha ha ha ha ha ha
10:58Don't nobody know who he is, mayor.
11:00You better see to him.
11:02And after he ran the council out of town, he hung the mayor up by his toes.
11:10That's what he did.
11:24Get out of the way, cowboy.
11:26Well, you two fellas are going to have to move.
11:29The only man I ever stepped aside for was Amos Saint.
11:32Amos Saint? Now, Undertaker, you go tell those two fellas that they better lay down there,
11:38because I got to get way up on them tall steps, and I don't feel strong enough to do it this morning.
11:44He's one of Loretta Perkins' men.
11:47Now, we've got to get this town on a friendly basis, nobody having any fun around here at all.
12:02Now, if I have you a drink, I have a bottle here.
12:07And lovely, you just hold this bottle for me now, and everybody's going to drink well down!
12:14Now, Mr. Undertaker, you get my friends a drink.
12:17Well, I'll be happy too, huh?
12:19Yes, sir.
12:20Yes, sir.
12:21Yes, sir.
12:22You want a drink?
12:23Who is he?
12:24One of Loretta Perkins' men.
12:25Some of the talk is they took over Amos Saint's gang, and they got a whole army up in the hills.
12:30Now, boys, don't start anything.
12:42Shut up!
12:44Drink for everybody.
12:47Who's going to pay?
12:49Well, it's all on the ground.
12:52What's going on now?
12:54What do you think?
12:56What do you think?
12:58Well, it's all on Laredo Perkins.
13:00He may just about by this place.
13:02He doesn't decide to burn it down.
13:06Throw me about.
13:11Now, you know them two fellas just keep bumping into each other.
13:14Isn't that the darnest thing you ever saw?
13:28I'm really glad to meet you, Mr. Perkins.
13:30Oh, honey, I'm not Laredo Perkins.
13:32I'm just the sort of hired Plunky Works for him.
13:58It's him. It's him. He's coming.
14:11Laredo Perkins is coming.
14:13He's coming. He's coming.
14:14Laredo Perkins is coming. Well, Alice, everybody get up.
14:17Get up. We're all going out and welcome old Laredo Perkins.
14:20Yes, sir. We're all going right out there and welcome Laredo Perkins.
14:24Come on, lovely.
14:25Thin booth. Come on. Everybody up.
14:27Come on. Let's go.
14:55Come on.
15:01Welcome to Cedar Wells.
15:06Ask him not to bring the rest of his men into town.
15:14If you could see your way clear, Mr. Perkins,
15:17not to bring your gang into town, we sure appreciate it.
15:25You're welcome.
15:26Maybe to the city every day, Mr. Perkins.
15:30That's right.
15:31He's gonna be happy.
15:32It's all he wants to bring his shearer out of this room.
15:34I know he's gone inposting them.
15:35You are all right.
15:36It's all right.
15:38I'm so glad.
15:51Are you going to kill any of them today, Lorento?
15:56It depends.
16:08I suppose the whole town chipped in and paid the other one to kill this one.
16:12Paladin? But who's going to kill him?
16:15Well, Mr. Undertaker, maybe I've got a solution for you.
16:19You come over here.
16:28Just Josh him, that's all.
16:30I know where there's a sheriff. One you run out.
16:34Maybe I could go and get that sheriff.
16:36I sure am not going to draw against that Laredo Perkins.
16:39If I got that sheriff, I could turn Laredo Perkins into him,
16:42provided none of you smart and clever people here in this town
16:46are going to try and steal that reward from me.
16:48Now, is that the way we're going to do it?
16:50Yes, that's the way we're going to do it.
16:52Then you go and get me my horse, Mr. Undertaker.
16:54Yes, sir.
16:57And you figure you killed more people than Jesse James?
17:01Depends.
17:02How about Billy the Kid?
17:03Theodore Thomas.
17:06Teddy, you get back into that class.
17:08I don't have to. You tell her, Laredo.
17:10Tell me what.
17:11Well, I...
17:13These louts may be afraid of you, but I'm not.
17:16I try to teach these children a decent respect for learning,
17:19and then I have a killer undermine all my work.
17:22I don't care what you do. I won't take back a word of it.
17:27It's because of depraved animals like you that there are saloons and dance houses
17:32and only a dirty old warehouse for a school.
17:41You don't understand.
17:42Well, I do. Yes, I do.
17:44Ain't you gonna kill her?
17:46No, no. Aren't, not ain't.
17:49Now, you run back to the Gold Chance and tell them I want all of them down at the school.
17:53Make certain they bring paint and tools with them.
17:58A warehouse for a school, that's a terrible thing.
18:01You know, I don't think you're using the right methods.
18:03I mean, drill, is that all you do?
18:06What?
18:08Well, now, my theory is...
18:10Well, take Shakespeare, Macbeth.
18:12You've got to make them see the three witches in their minds when they read it.
18:18Well, I never looked at it that way.
18:27I sure hope Alec gets back to that sheriff right quick.
18:30That's what's sure going to club crazy.
18:38Keep working out here.
18:42Well, I've really got them working on Miss Ruth. They're starting in on the roof.
18:48Oh, that's wonderful. Thank you.
18:50Do you know this is the only full set of Shakespeare north of Santa Fe?
18:55I brought it with me from normal school.
18:58Oh, I had such great ideas, but...
19:01Well, how can you expect children to care about poetry when they live in a town like this?
19:05Well, you see, here's what I mean.
19:08King Henry before the battle.
19:10And everything stands against him.
19:12But he's not afraid.
19:13He gambles.
19:14He dares everything.
19:16Not just Mel rising.
19:20We few.
19:22We happy few.
19:24We band of brothers.
19:25For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
19:35Oh, it's terrible.
19:37Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Ruth. My voice is a little...
19:40Oh, no, no, no. I mean that you should be so vicious and depraved.
19:44Why, you would have made a wonderful teacher.
19:47Do you really think so?
19:49Why, yes.
19:51Well, at least we got that porch fixed.
19:53Yeah, well, now you better go up there and fix the roof.
19:59Look.
20:04Oh, Mr. Perkins!
20:06Mr. Perkins!
20:08Amos Saint's back.
20:16Mr. Perkins!
20:46I'm looking for Laredo Perkins.
20:52That's him there.
20:55I hear you're gonna ramrod this cottage.
20:59They say you got the fastest gun.
21:01Mister, you're gonna have to kill me to prove it.
21:05Now, you ain't gonna nerve me out.
21:07I don't care how many men you killed.
21:09Now, you make your play.
21:12Come on, draw!
21:15What's the matter with you?
21:34No firing pin.
21:38Boys.
21:40I'm gonna kill me a real life bad man.
21:44First, we'll let him sweat a bit, huh?
21:50That's Amos Saint!
21:53Move!
22:03Move!
22:07What are we gonna do?
22:11Keeping busy.
22:12You're cut off! You can't get out!
22:18No!
22:19Come on in, get me!
22:22Ah!
22:23Ah!
22:24Ah!
22:25Ah!
22:26Ah!
22:27Ah!
22:28Ah!
22:29You can't do that!
22:30You can't do that!
22:44You can't do that!
22:45You're the only center Shakespeare north of Santa Frank!
22:47Ah!
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23:38I guess we'd better move.
23:40Oh, no.
23:41He's not traveling with your sword anymore.
23:45Is that true, Loretta?
23:46You reformed?
23:48He's never wearing a gun again.
23:50Isn't that right?
23:55He's going to stay here and build a new school and teach.
23:58Aren't you?
24:00That's right.
24:01I'm going to stay here and build a new school and teach.
24:05I'm through killing.
24:08Well, that's what they all say.
24:11Well, he means it.
24:13And you...
24:14You can just get out.
24:20Well, yes, ma'am, Miss Ruth, if you say so.
24:25Aren't you going to shoot it out with him?
24:28Well, no. Loretta's hung up his gun.
24:31I know his sort.
24:33Once a killer, always a killer.
24:38I don't know, Mr. Undertaker.
24:40I think maybe Loretta has had his day.
24:43Hm.
24:44So long, Sheriff.
24:45So long.
24:46As gun will travel reach the card of a man.
24:49A knight without armor in a savage land.
24:52His fast gun for hire heats the calling wind.
24:53A soldier of fortune is a man called.
24:54As gun will travel reach the card of a man.
24:55A knight without armor in a savage land.
24:57As gun will travel reach the card of a man.
25:00A knight without armor in a savage land.
25:04A knight without armor in a savage land.
25:09His fast gun for hire heats the calling wind.
25:11A soldier of fortune is a man called Paladin.
25:13Paladin, Paladin, where do you roam?
25:17Paladin, Paladin, where do you roam?
25:32Paladin, Paladin, where do you roam?
25:42Paladin, Paladin, Paladin, while do you roam.
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