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01:30In the sanctity of my room, Steve and I have decided to write our own sketches.
01:35Captain's Log, Stardate, 1990.
01:38I beamed down to a strange new world.
01:41It is newly found land, so I have decided to call it Land Found Newly.
01:48What do you have by?
01:52Phasers set for stun.
01:54It's too late. I'm already stunned.
01:58I don't get it.
02:01Star Trek, but said Newfoundland. Pop, it's satire.
02:04But why are the Newfoundlanders always the stupid ones?
02:07I mean, don't sell out your culture.
02:09CBC Radio is doing a couple of nights of young acts.
02:12It's called Fresh Fish.
02:13If we get in, our skit will be on national radio.
02:17Check it out.
02:19Ah, what's cat-fud?
02:22It's cat-food.
02:24But the way a cat would spell it.
02:26I still don't get it.
02:28It's just so stupid, it's funny.
02:30You got the first part right.
02:31Spock, beam me up.
02:47I wasn't the only one who was getting ready for a big show.
02:51Come on, Willia.
02:52You're supposed to be making toilet paper flowers for Suzanne's wedding.
02:55Here.
02:56All right. I'm over.
02:57Where do you think you're going?
02:59I get a friggin' wedding to plan.
03:00I gotta go to work.
03:01You're in, pup.
03:05What?
03:09I don't have my glasses.
03:11They're on your face.
03:13My other glasses.
03:15Well, can I just get some jeezly help around here?
03:18I have a little project of my own,
03:20and that, too, requires toilet paper.
03:23Oh.
03:23Excuse me.
03:26Oh!
03:27I got it!
03:28I got it.
03:29Hello.
03:30This is, this is he.
03:37Is that right?
03:39Hi.
03:40Yeah.
03:43We got it.
03:45No way!
03:46We got it!
03:47We got it!
03:47What did you get?
03:49We got the show.
03:51We get to do two sketches on national radio.
03:53Two?
03:54Hey, and they're paying us a hundred bucks each.
03:56Yeah, I told you you boys were gonna do it.
03:59Which night?
04:00Tomorrow.
04:01Oh.
04:03Oh, no you don't.
04:04The wedding's tomorrow.
04:05But it's our big break.
04:07Yeah, I'm sure Fox will understand.
04:09Her mother is getting married.
04:11Let them do it.
04:12I mean, come on.
04:13I mean, they've worked too hard on this.
04:16Mom's right.
04:17I can't let Fox down.
04:19I'm your partner.
04:21You're letting me down.
04:25No, I...
04:26I was doing the right thing.
04:28But why did it feel so wrong?
04:37Hold still for a second.
04:38Make me.
04:40Jennifer, can you come down so I can see ya?
04:46Oh, my little woman.
04:48Okay.
04:49Can I wear my sneakers tomorrow?
04:50These dumb shoes hurt.
04:52What are Paul's crowd gonna think you're wearing sneakers?
04:54You embarrassed of me?
04:55Will you stop twisting everything?
04:58Look, here, sit down for a second.
05:00Okay.
05:00What?
05:02I was wondering if you might say a few words at the wedding.
05:06You know, something nice to look and call to the family?
05:09No, I'm...
05:10I'm not good at that kind of stuff.
05:13Is it because you don't want to make speech or you don't want him in the family?
05:17Now who's twisting everything?
05:19I...
05:19Okay, you know what?
05:20No, I'm sick of talking about the stupid wedding.
05:22Hey!
05:22I don't want to wear nothing I don't want to wear.
05:24And I don't want to say nothing I don't want to say.
05:31It's okay, Mother.
05:34I'll give the speech.
05:40Better listening, VOCM.
05:41I have to drop off the flowers and Mark wants to run downtown.
05:45I won't be long, but I just don't want to leave Pop alone.
05:49He's fine, Mary.
05:50He's just a little tired lately is all.
05:52Something seems different.
05:56Damn thing's unnatural.
05:58All right, look.
05:59I could take an early lunch, but hurry on.
06:01Will, you've only got an hour.
06:02Pop, Pop, Pop!
06:11What have you done now?
06:26The new kettle is electric, Pop.
06:28You can't put it on the burner.
06:30Well, how the hell am I supposed to know which kettle's which when you keep switching them out?
06:41Look, I don't want to go to the dumb wedding.
06:44Asking me to say that I want Paul to be my stepdad, it's too much.
06:48Follow your heart.
06:52Wait, really?
06:54I thought you were trying to talk me out of it.
06:56I would never.
06:59What gives?
07:02We got the fresh fish show.
07:04No way.
07:05Look, I told you you'd get it.
07:07It's tomorrow night.
07:09But the wedding.
07:11You need to do that speech and I need to be there for you.
07:13Don't be an idiot.
07:15What?
07:16I know what it's like to be forced into doing something.
07:18Just to make someone else happy.
07:22Look, the service is in the afternoon, right?
07:25So what if I come for that, then leave to do my show, then come back after?
07:30I'd miss your speech, but I'd be there for the dance.
07:32Okay, there's not going to be a speech.
07:34Seriously, go, okay?
07:36I'll be mad if you don't.
07:38How did I get so lucky?
07:39Yeah, I honestly have no idea.
07:43Star-crossed plumbers.
07:44Double booked.
07:48It's the second time he's done it.
07:53Could have burned the house down.
07:56I'll ask Dr. Bob if he can fit him in tomorrow for the wedding.
07:59See what he has to say.
08:01Am I not included in this conversation?
08:03I'm not a child, you know.
08:10And I'm not senile.
08:12Are you okay?
08:31Are you okay?
08:31Well, I've still got my marbles, if that's what you want to know.
08:37You're the smartest person I know.
08:39Yeah, well, you better keep that to yourself.
08:42You know, your father's a traitor.
08:45Well, look, I...
08:46It's hard to tell somebody that you love the truth.
08:51But the people that stop up and do,
08:56those are the ones that really love you.
09:00Now I know I'm getting old.
09:02You're giving me advice.
09:09You better go to bed.
09:11Big day tomorrow.
09:12For both of us.
09:16Tonight.
09:17A race against the clock.
09:45Late to sound check, but still early for the wedding.
09:52I knew you wouldn't let me down.
09:54Of course.
09:56Can we get a level?
09:58Uh, hello?
10:01Check.
10:02Check one.
10:03Check.
10:04Okay.
10:05Sounds good.
10:05How many people are hearing this?
10:07A million if we're lucky.
10:08You hear that?
10:09If this goes well, who knows what might happen.
10:12So, you boys are right off the top.
10:14You want to run it?
10:15Yeah.
10:16This was my big break.
10:17But all that I was concerned about breaking was a heart.
10:20You know what?
10:21I think we should wait for the show.
10:23I don't want to pee too soon.
10:26Well, that's it.
10:27I'll just rest my voice.
10:28I'm not serious.
10:29You're going to that wedding, aren't you?
10:31I promise I'll be back in time.
10:33But we're first stop.
10:34What can I say?
10:35I was a people pleaser.
10:37A people pleaser who seemed to be out to prove that you can't please everyone.
10:40I feel like I'm a dog going to the vet to be snipped.
10:54I'll see if they do that too.
10:56All right.
10:57A few things have slipped my mind.
11:00No reason to strap me to a chair and brainwash me.
11:05We're all worried about you, Pop.
11:07We don't think you're losing your mind.
11:09We just want some peace of mind, you know?
11:15We don't want to lose you.
11:20Please?
11:27Well, what are you waiting for?
11:39Oh, that is a big crowd of people out there.
11:53You look gorgeous.
11:56You ready?
11:57I don't think I can do this.
11:58Oh, it's just butterflies.
12:00What am I even doing?
12:00The kids hate some.
12:02Those kids are better off with a happy mother.
12:04Believe me.
12:05But what if I'm just being selfish?
12:07All right, you shut up and listen.
12:09Now, I was so busy raising those boys and the men
12:12that I nearly forgot who the hell I was.
12:15And then I felt like I had no purpose
12:17when they didn't need me anymore.
12:18Who was I going to give all that love to that I had?
12:21Well, I started giving it to me.
12:24And I took my course.
12:26And I know who I am.
12:28And I really like me.
12:31You are going to love you too.
12:34If you just do something for yourself for once.
12:37So go on out there and get married.
12:41I don't know about this.
12:43Either I can inspire you or I can shove you.
12:46But either way, you are not getting cold feet
12:49at my wedding.
12:50Hit it!
12:59Is Mom okay?
13:00She better be if she knows what's good for her.
13:02Go!
13:09I love a day for a day.
13:13I...
13:14Just...
13:15Sorry.
13:16Sorry, excuse me.
13:17Sorry.
13:18It's my mother. You hurt her, I hurt you.
13:48So, what do you want from me? Name? Birthday? Who the Prime Minister is? I mean, come on, let's get on with this. I haven't got all day.
13:59Mr. Critch, can you draw me a clock face?
14:01Okay, now, he's not that far gone.
14:04Oh, sweet of you.
14:06Draw me a clock face showing ten minutes after eleven.
14:18Ten minutes after eleven.
14:44What now?
14:47Well, we can try medication to halt the process for as long as we can.
14:51Time doesn't need a clock to tick away.
14:54But this is something that you'll have to live with for the rest of your natural life.
14:59I'm sorry.
15:08Oh, sweet.
15:09Hey!
15:10Oh, my God!
15:11Great couple of kids. I wish you all the best.
15:23I've been there for her. Now to be somewhere else for me.
15:35No matter how much we try to stop the clock, we can't.
15:42Welcome to the Dirt of the Fruit Festival, Fred Finn!
15:49There you are.
15:50There you are.
15:51Here's a young axe surely about to make waves in Atlantic Canada. Let's hear it for Cat Fun!
15:55And now, Baywatch!
16:10I'm dead.
16:11Water's some calm.
16:12Oh!
16:13Whose boat is that?
16:14Skipper realiser takes?
16:15Baywatch!
16:16Fox was right.
16:17I'm dead.
16:18I'm dead.
16:19I'm dead.
16:20I'm dead.
16:21I'm dead.
16:22I'm dead.
16:23I'm dead.
16:24Water's some calm.
16:25Oh!
16:26Who's boat is that?
16:27Skipper realiser takes?
16:28Baywatch!
16:29Fox was right. I couldn't have missed this.
16:46So, aren't you going to congratulate me?
16:52congratulate me guess you got your way good for you you really aren't gonna give me a chance are
16:57you well let's be honest i didn't ask you to be my stepdad did i you want to be honest sure okay
17:05i didn't set out to marry a woman with four kids no and it's not like i'm after
17:11the family fortune and i love your mother almost as much as she loves you
17:17so you can hate me if you want i'm not going anywhere
17:29attention everyone would you please take your seats it's time for the speeches
17:39and now we take you to jerusalem where a young carpenter's son is having his second the last
17:46supper can i take your order yeah uh me and my friends would like a jug of water one order of
17:54the fish and a single loaf of bread a jug of water an order of fish and one loaf for 12 guys is is there
18:04a problem wait a minute i know you you're that carpenter's son he's not my real dad
18:16i don't care what it smells like it's like i'm not i dropped it oh thank god
18:40i i think what jason was trying to say was
18:53we've never seen her mom so happy
18:57and mom had to raise us all on her own so mom
19:04i wanted to thank you for all the sacrifices you made along the way
19:13all the part-time jobs you did all the fevers we had
19:19and all the times you told us that everything was going to be okay
19:23now it's our turn to tell you that everything's going to be okay
19:30we're a lot to take on so yeah so paul
19:38good luck with that
19:39and welcome to the family
19:51is that wine you never ordered any wine all i gave you was a jug of water and now there's 12 glasses of
19:56the wine everybody out trust me i'll be back
20:03let's hear it again for pat scott
20:05everybody
20:06it's really not so much
20:07the next course is one that we will all know and love please give it up for corey and wade's playhouse
20:14and now please join us as the happy couple has their first dance
20:37i never need love
20:41a girl like i need
20:43losers
20:45seriously
20:48excuse me
20:50do you have a curve my sisters get married in august
20:53oh i don't
20:55but you can find me in the phone book under mike critch
21:11should i be jealous
21:13you did ask for my number
21:15i can't say everything
21:21how is pop
21:23he's he's fine
21:25where are you going
21:39i'll be back
21:41here take me today
21:42sometimes love is simply about being there for someone
21:55and sometimes it's about giving them space to be themselves
22:01you may not always be with the people you love
22:05then that's okay
22:08as long as you're always there for them
22:14how'd it go
22:15i did the speech
22:16i never knew it
22:19how was it
22:19i'll be killed
22:21yeah you would
22:24i think it was the best
22:25this is better
22:38oh
22:42oh
22:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
22:47Now I will stand still without you
23:14Now I will stand still without you
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