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00:00:00You
00:00:30all right so mano a mano how many girls ask you if picasso is your real name
00:00:38more than i'd like to talk about especially since a lot of them argue with me when i tell
00:00:43them it is my real name like how are you going to tell me what my name is i think i know more
00:00:47about it than you do she's cute bet you 20 bones she has a kid how can you tell that from one
00:00:56inconspicuous photo always trust the bubbling stomach why is your stomach bubbling just scroll
00:01:06ew maddie you're right of all the photos you're going to post of your kid why would you post the
00:01:12one directly after you gave birth she looks hideous i guess she was going for the natural beauty thing
00:01:17nothing beautiful about that is that her placenta gladly swiping left wait wait wait okay which one
00:01:25is she every photo is her with the same four girls i'm trying to find miss right now and she
00:01:31wants to play where's fucking waldo i detest that shit you know when girls do that it's usually
00:01:36because they're the ugliest one out of their group of friends then it must be this one duff you have
00:01:42been spotted oh she looks like fucking beetlejuice to the left to the left oh yeah you're 25 25 times
00:01:54two oh here we go officially head over heels check it out close up of her eye and yep that's her only
00:02:04photo who wouldn't want to swipe right beats me oh hold on let me see something
00:02:11you've got quite a few messages master picasso a lot more than i thought you'd have well if you open up
00:02:19the conversation you'll see that they're mostly just lonely haze that no one ever responded to you
00:02:23can't just say hey to these girls the second you match with them you gotta do something to show them
00:02:29you're not just one of the millions of guys that want to make bacon with them but i do want to make
00:02:32bacon with them well you're not going to put anything in the pan with a dry fucking dm like hey
00:02:36every hot girl's dm is 50% lewd messages 50% haze you gotta find the middle ground you gotta do
00:02:43something unique well my haze did work on someone oh this girl sissiny yeah we've been talking for
00:02:51like two weeks and i can actually keep a conversation going with her no lags no pretending to be interested
00:02:56and it's a good deal and we text like every day you guys met in person yet no is a face-to-face
00:03:04meeting in the works nope dude what are you what is that for that's for preferring to talk to an
00:03:17attractive young woman on your phone than talking to her pussy lips in real time i've seen catfish
00:03:23and if i've learned anything from neve and max is that anything that seems too good really is too good
00:03:27right now this girl's on a pillar you know she's cool she's chill and i don't want to ruin what we
00:03:33have by meeting her in person like what if she's a guy or what if she is who she says she is but her
00:03:38real life personality pales in comparison to her online personality when i'm not looking for girls
00:03:43to fuck i can just sit back unwind and shoot the shit with sissiny
00:03:47what what stop stop what the fuck kind of logic is that this girl responded to your boring ass hey
00:03:56and has sustained conversation with you for weeks she's pretty she clearly likes the same things as
00:04:01you look she's got to encourage the cowardly dog shirt for crying out loud this girl will fuck the
00:04:05potatoes out of you yeah but what if she's a catfish what if she's not a catfish picasso
00:04:10listen to me with both ears all right if you haven't at least discussed the possibility of
00:04:17meeting this girl in person by the next time i see you i will personally give you a vasectomy
00:04:22with a rusty safety pin capisce her vagina is calling your name dude oh picasso oh picasso
00:04:34what are you doing just give me that salami just give me that sausage i can take it come on
00:04:40shove it in there big boy come on shove it in there big boy come on shove it in there big boy come on
00:04:59look i graduated get through anything if magic made it that's magic ain't it graduated from public
00:05:10school that's special and that's football teams since 13 and football dreams most people waiting
00:05:17on the sideline waiting for one time in the limelight but tonight i'ma shine in the moonlight
00:05:23made moves like michael jackson so it's time for action i go graduated to a party bus i'm going to
00:05:29college i had enough gonna live it up for drinking the red cup drunk white gonna throw it up we're gonna
00:05:35celebrate we're gonna celebrate we're gonna celebrate all night all night
00:05:49oh so many stairs well technically i can get shot anywhere the fact this is inglewood should make
00:06:03a difference it's actually not that sketch it's pretty nice inside
00:06:09asshole no but are you sure you know the plan because you tend to have selective memory and i want
00:06:16to make sure my plan is foolproof okay sad face means call me so i can make an exit elegantly
00:06:23and happy face means i can stay
00:06:25okay thank you very much bye bitch
00:06:31you'll be fine
00:06:42it'll be fine
00:06:45it'll be fine
00:06:49yeah i think it'll be fine
00:06:55hi
00:07:09hey
00:07:11thank you
00:07:14you
00:07:16you
00:07:18this is a fucking maze
00:07:45yeah there's a side entrance that's closer to my apartment but i thought for the sake of
00:07:50presentation i might as well meet you in front
00:07:52well you should know that i hate walking
00:07:54if i could ride around in one of those electric shopping carts for the rest of my life
00:07:58i would
00:07:59well we don't have any electric shopping carts but
00:08:02there's a few janky ones lying around i could push you in one
00:08:04i might just take you up on that
00:08:06but only if the cart's missing a wheel and it smells like this
00:08:09well i'll see what i can muster up
00:08:11how long have you been walking
00:08:15uh less than a minute
00:08:18my feet hurt already
00:08:19you really do hate walking
00:08:21i did warn you
00:08:22this hallway is kind of sketch
00:08:24yeah
00:08:25i thought the same thing
00:08:27sometimes when i'm by myself i turn around just to make sure i'm not being followed
00:08:30oh my god imagine if you were
00:08:32like leatherface was just posted up at the end of the hallway
00:08:34like
00:08:35what's up bro
00:08:36uh i think i turn into usain bull
00:08:38that's what i'm saying
00:08:39not today
00:08:41see not me
00:08:44i am one of those people that would royally piss off the horror movie audience
00:08:47i just wait to be killed
00:08:49i mean what is the point
00:08:51in wasting leatherface's time
00:08:53giving this illusion that i'm capable of engaging in a foot chase
00:08:56nope
00:08:57just cut me open
00:08:59i can handle it
00:09:00sure about that
00:09:01nope
00:09:02this hallway still reminds me of the shining though
00:09:05yeah
00:09:06well if they ever do another remake
00:09:07they could do it right here
00:09:08isn't that infuriating another remake
00:09:11the shining is one of those films that should never be remade
00:09:15no one will ever come close to what jack nicholston was able to achieve
00:09:18you were supposed to agree with me
00:09:22i'm not really crazy about the shining
00:09:24well
00:09:25date's over
00:09:26oh
00:09:26well i just think it's overrated
00:09:28and before you draw your sword
00:09:29i'm not saying it's a bad movie
00:09:31it definitely had its effective moments
00:09:33but
00:09:33to say it was the greatest horror movie of all
00:09:36i'll over genuine horror
00:09:40plus
00:09:41cooper put his team through hell
00:09:43if a director can't destroy the mental health of their cast and crew
00:09:47they shouldn't call themselves a director
00:09:49um
00:09:50that's a problematic statement
00:09:52so here's what i think
00:09:55remakes give filmmakers this opportunity to resurrect
00:09:58previously awful movies
00:10:00i mean i can think of so many shitty horror films that could be remade and enriched
00:10:04but instead people choose to remake the classics
00:10:08the films that should have a do not touch sign on them
00:10:11you can say that again
00:10:12do i have to
00:10:14oh not too shabby
00:10:20not too shabby at all
00:10:22this is the abode
00:10:23i live in a shoebox compared to this
00:10:26and you have a staircase
00:10:28see
00:10:29staircases and apartments to me are just like
00:10:31a fuck you to the rest of us studio apartment folk
00:10:35like
00:10:35not one
00:10:36but two of my floors are bigger than your entire living space
00:10:39oh there's just a bedroom up there it's not that great
00:10:42but here's the test
00:10:44how many bathrooms do you have
00:10:45two
00:10:46oh that is exceptional
00:10:48so no one can blow up your bathroom
00:10:51because you have one down here
00:10:52while your visiting bowel unloads
00:10:54you don't even use the bathroom down here do you
00:10:57not really
00:10:58you
00:10:59young guy
00:11:01have got it made
00:11:01supremacist not that great
00:11:03i get that you're trying to be unpresuming
00:11:07but
00:11:07this is a pretty sick pad
00:11:10i do not see one blemish
00:11:12hmm
00:11:13well then you haven't looked hard enough
00:11:14bring your eyes
00:11:15this away
00:11:17oh hiya
00:11:18destruction
00:11:18what happened here
00:11:20bronx
00:11:21bronx as in
00:11:23the borough of new york city
00:11:24no
00:11:25bronx as in my friend's dog bronx
00:11:27oh god damn gertrude
00:11:29my friend hutt got himself a husky
00:11:31a very unwise decision
00:11:33and why is that
00:11:34huskies are cuteness overload
00:11:37like
00:11:37i need to stop whatever i'm doing and hug your face
00:11:40no
00:11:40the cuteness of a husky
00:11:42hampers people's ability to make sound decisions
00:11:44my friend hutt got himself a husky
00:11:46purely on the basis that
00:11:48it was his little wolfie pie
00:11:50his words
00:11:51not mine
00:11:52hutt got this dog
00:11:53and didn't read up on it
00:11:55huskies are balls of energy
00:11:57they get bored easily
00:11:59and when they're not stimulated
00:12:00it's chewing time
00:12:01but huskies are little wolfie pies
00:12:04oh
00:12:04i'd love to have a husky
00:12:06they're always so happy
00:12:08and
00:12:08their fur is like
00:12:09they're like little hairy marshmallows
00:12:11well bronx
00:12:13the hairy little marshmallow
00:12:14he'd be left alone in hutt's apartment
00:12:16and in no time
00:12:17he was tearing the place apart
00:12:19and hutt didn't want to get mad at the dog
00:12:21because it was his
00:12:22little pup pup
00:12:23hutt had to get a new couch
00:12:24new curtains
00:12:25new shoes
00:12:26all thanks to bronx
00:12:28you get off bronx's back
00:12:30all right
00:12:31also
00:12:32if you knew what he was capable of
00:12:34why did you let him stay at your apartment
00:12:36especially since you
00:12:38don't seem like a dog person
00:12:40i'm not a dog person
00:12:41but
00:12:41i was doing a friend a favor
00:12:43hutt had to go on a business trip
00:12:45plus
00:12:45hutt had told me that bronx was taking
00:12:48puppy training classes
00:12:49so i thought i didn't have anything to worry about
00:12:52i left bronx downstairs while i went upstairs to bed
00:12:55and the next morning
00:12:57i saw that the little wolfie pie had snapped on my apartment
00:13:00and the shedding
00:13:02these guys shed like nobody's business
00:13:05just white hair clumps everywhere
00:13:07turned my living room into an alaskan winter
00:13:09so are you gonna fix the wreckage?
00:13:13i got a guy coming next week
00:13:15and hutt gave me money to pay for the damages
00:13:18but
00:13:18this looks terrible, doesn't it?
00:13:21yeah, but
00:13:22doesn't take away from how bitchin' this pad is
00:13:25i'd still take your place over mine
00:13:27any day of the week
00:13:28for a second though
00:13:30i thought those scratches were the result of a victim trying to escape
00:13:34you're welcome
00:13:38i tried to go along with the last girl who made that joke
00:13:41but apparently i was too convincing
00:13:44because her whole demeanor changed
00:13:46and she called the uber with the quickness
00:13:49well, this is kind of american cycle-y
00:13:52you know, a young guy living in a nice place
00:13:55by himself nonetheless, right?
00:13:57yeah
00:13:57you could so be a serial killer
00:14:00the same could be said about you
00:14:02people always think it's the guy who invites the girl over to kill her
00:14:06but what about the girl that comes over the guy's house to kill him?
00:14:10you're right
00:14:10femme fatels, they are out there
00:14:12online dating requires so much trust
00:14:15my biggest fear is that i'm gonna meet justine
00:14:19only to find out that she's really justin'
00:14:22but the fact that i could be meeting someone that could
00:14:25possibly end my life
00:14:27or cause me great harm
00:14:29something i don't think about as much as i should
00:14:32well, that's a reality of experience set on
00:14:36seriously?
00:14:39yeah
00:14:40it was a little over three years ago
00:14:44i met this guy on this app
00:14:47it was on a different one i used to use
00:14:49i don't use it anymore
00:14:51um, but we'd been talking for a couple months
00:14:55and
00:14:56i thought he was
00:14:59i was trying to think of another word for mr. perfect
00:15:04but
00:15:04whatever, he was mr. perfect
00:15:06i should have known that
00:15:09mr. perfect is never mr. perfect
00:15:12he was mr. perfect at
00:15:14pretending to be mr. perfect
00:15:16but
00:15:17anyway, we decided to meet up
00:15:19and
00:15:20i had the bright idea of inviting him over to my place
00:15:24as soon as he got there
00:15:26i knew that he didn't actually want to spend time with me
00:15:29he just
00:15:29he wanted to do the deed
00:15:32everything he said had something to do with sex
00:15:35and
00:15:36i immediately knew this was gonna suck
00:15:40so
00:15:41i wanted to watch a movie on my shitty little couch
00:15:45but he insisted that we watch it on my bed
00:15:48another trap i fell into
00:15:50but
00:15:51i just
00:15:53i felt uncomfortable
00:15:54and i thought
00:15:55be nice, watch the movie
00:15:58and maybe he'll go home
00:15:59and
00:16:01not
00:16:02five minutes into the movie
00:16:04he's
00:16:04kissing me and just
00:16:06being really rough
00:16:08and i tried pushing him off
00:16:10but then he just got stronger
00:16:11and
00:16:12he made this
00:16:13really awkward eye contact
00:16:15and he said
00:16:16you want me to leave, right?
00:16:19well, i will
00:16:20right after this
00:16:22and
00:16:24here's the kicker
00:16:25i
00:16:27i didn't fight back
00:16:29i didn't
00:16:31scream
00:16:32i
00:16:33i could have done
00:16:34anything
00:16:35in my power
00:16:36to get him off
00:16:37i could have
00:16:37done all these things
00:16:39i always told myself i'd do
00:16:41if something like this
00:16:41would ever happen to me
00:16:43but
00:16:44then i thought
00:16:46i could be
00:16:47the next headline
00:16:49on one of those facebook articles
00:16:51woman
00:16:53raped and murdered
00:16:55by online date
00:16:56so
00:16:58i just
00:16:59lied there
00:17:01and
00:17:02i cried
00:17:03and
00:17:04i guess that turned him off
00:17:06because
00:17:07he got off of me
00:17:08and
00:17:09left
00:17:09and then
00:17:12he blocked me
00:17:13and i never heard from him again
00:17:15i'm sorry
00:17:19things just got really fucking dark
00:17:22note to self
00:17:23don't tell almost getting rape stories
00:17:25and
00:17:26now i'm trying to make light of it
00:17:28oh my god
00:17:29there's no coming back from this
00:17:31is there
00:17:31thanks for sharing that with me
00:17:34and
00:17:35now you're thanking me
00:17:37i don't even know what to say
00:17:38oh my god
00:17:39this is like
00:17:40something you
00:17:41share on the 15th date
00:17:42no it's
00:17:43you're right
00:17:45i don't know what i should be saying
00:17:46but
00:17:47that guy's
00:17:48the hideous fucking guy
00:17:50yeah it wasn't a great time for me
00:17:53i mean
00:17:54i almost stopped online dating altogether
00:17:56but it's like
00:17:57if you get attacked at a grocery store
00:17:59you're gonna stop food shopping
00:18:00no
00:18:01no i'm really not trying to make light of this
00:18:05i just
00:18:05no
00:18:06you're fine
00:18:07so i thought i'd give it another chance
00:18:11and
00:18:12i know most people in my position wouldn't do that
00:18:15but
00:18:15you're strong
00:18:16yeah
00:18:19if you say so
00:18:21took me a long ass time to get back here
00:18:25but
00:18:25here i stand
00:18:28and
00:18:28thankfully since then
00:18:30all i've had to deal with is
00:18:31harmless hoosers
00:18:32i hope
00:18:34i don't become one of those harmless losers
00:18:35oh
00:18:36only the night will come
00:18:38okay
00:18:38i know it'll get us back on track
00:18:40you got any outfit
00:18:41yes
00:18:41what do you want
00:18:42Bud Light
00:18:43no
00:18:43Budweiser
00:18:45no
00:18:46Sam Adams
00:18:48no
00:18:49okay what do you have
00:18:51i have apple ale
00:18:52anything else
00:18:54no
00:18:57so
00:18:58you asked me
00:19:00what i wanted
00:19:00when you already knew
00:19:01you only had one selection of alky
00:19:03i was hoping you'd ask for apple ale
00:19:05that's not even a real beer
00:19:07that
00:19:07that's like promising me
00:19:09a ticket to a Destin's Child reunion concert
00:19:11only to find out
00:19:12Beyonce won't be there
00:19:13Michelle and Kelly are talented
00:19:16in their own right
00:19:17in their own right
00:19:18that was such a backhanded compliment
00:19:20that's not what i meant
00:19:21they are talented
00:19:22the only thing they did
00:19:23was elevate Beyonce's eminence
00:19:25they'd sing and dance circles around you
00:19:26well of course they would
00:19:28i'm not musically or rhythmically inclined
00:19:30i think Michelle has a great voice
00:19:33and so does Kelly
00:19:34you cannot underplay their journey
00:19:36their journey on Beyonce's back
00:19:38technical foul
00:19:39okay but who's the first person you think of
00:19:42when you hear the words
00:19:43Destin's Child
00:19:44Beyonce
00:19:45no
00:19:45i actually think of
00:19:46Michelle
00:19:47have you ever been thrown out of your own apartment
00:19:49Picasso
00:19:50the only reason Destin's Child exists
00:19:52was to prepare Beyonce
00:19:53for the phenomenal solo career
00:19:55that she was destined for
00:19:57that's all any boy or girl group is
00:19:59they're meant to showcase
00:20:00how great the lead singer is
00:20:01so they can go solo
00:20:02and become megastars
00:20:04look at NSYNC
00:20:05who's the first person you think of
00:20:06Justin Timberlake
00:20:07no JC
00:20:08I always thought he had a better voice
00:20:10than Jay Timms
00:20:11Jay Timms
00:20:12what is he your fucking golf buddy
00:20:14okay fine
00:20:16forget NSYNC
00:20:17what about Backstreet Boys
00:20:18who do you think of
00:20:19Brian
00:20:20no
00:20:21actually
00:20:21AJ
00:20:22okay now you're deliberately
00:20:23disagreeing with me
00:20:24you know I'm right
00:20:26okay
00:20:26here we go
00:20:28B2K
00:20:29who drove that group
00:20:30Omarion
00:20:31yes
00:20:32IMX
00:20:33Marcus Houston
00:20:34H-Town
00:20:35Dino
00:20:36can you imagine
00:20:38what that feels like
00:20:39to know the group you're in
00:20:40wouldn't be shit
00:20:41without the lead singer
00:20:42to know your millions of fans
00:20:44are probably just fans
00:20:45of the lead singer
00:20:46hmm
00:20:46wait so
00:20:48did you still want that
00:20:49Apaleo
00:20:50I mean
00:20:50since there's nothing else
00:20:52fine
00:20:52thank you thank you
00:21:06so what's the deal
00:21:11with your name
00:21:11I gotta get to the bottom of this
00:21:13what do you mean
00:21:13what's the deal with it
00:21:14is Picasso your real name
00:21:16I'm sure you've answered that
00:21:17a million times
00:21:18but you've never answered me
00:21:19my real name is Picasso
00:21:21it's spelled like Picasso
00:21:22but it's pronounced
00:21:23Pic-a-so
00:21:24and who decided Picasso
00:21:27is the name for you
00:21:28the legend goes
00:21:29that my mom
00:21:30had a list of names
00:21:31and she didn't know
00:21:33which one to pick
00:21:33and my dad
00:21:35was very
00:21:35very impatient
00:21:37annoyingly so
00:21:38pick
00:21:39pick
00:21:40pick a fucking name
00:21:42you trick ass bitch
00:21:43my dad would never
00:21:45talk to my mom
00:21:46like that
00:21:46I was taking some
00:21:46creative liberties
00:21:47okay I think I know
00:21:48how this ends
00:21:49your dad kept telling
00:21:50your mom to pick
00:21:51she got fed up
00:21:52and named you
00:21:53Picasso
00:21:54as a former rebellion
00:21:55no
00:21:55Picasso was actually
00:21:57one of the names
00:21:58on her list
00:21:5924 years later
00:22:01and I still don't know
00:22:01where she got it from
00:22:02she swears it had
00:22:04nothing to do
00:22:05with Pablo Picasso
00:22:05and she gets really upset
00:22:07when people say
00:22:08well isn't his name Picasso
00:22:10she's adamant
00:22:11that I was named Picasso
00:22:12and I shouldn't let
00:22:13anyone call me Picasso
00:22:14well wouldn't she be proud
00:22:16I've been calling you
00:22:17Picasso all night
00:22:18and you haven't corrected me
00:22:19I won't correct anyone
00:22:20I wish my name was Picasso
00:22:22that's why I answered to it
00:22:23Picasso sounds like
00:22:24the villain in an episode
00:22:25of Courage the Cowardly Dog
00:22:26I could so see that
00:22:28for some reason
00:22:29I'm envisioning
00:22:30a spider-like scarecrow
00:22:33that comes to life
00:22:34and eats your happiness
00:22:35oh I'd watch that episode
00:22:37bet your ass
00:22:37you'd watch that episode
00:22:38so I have something
00:22:41why online dating?
00:22:45cause it's there
00:22:46I feel like that's so
00:22:48generation Y
00:22:49we're too school for cool
00:22:51we refuse to find romance
00:22:53the way our parents did
00:22:54we have to do it
00:22:55technologically
00:22:56isn't that so ironic though
00:22:58that we're connecting
00:22:59with someone
00:23:00on a device
00:23:01that isolates us
00:23:02from any and everyone
00:23:03I was so
00:23:06Jaden Smith just then
00:23:07wait
00:23:07I have a Jaden Smith-ism
00:23:08I wish
00:23:09I had a giant toilet
00:23:11to flush away
00:23:13the world's problems
00:23:14oh
00:23:14thank you
00:23:15thank you
00:23:16if baby goats
00:23:17are called kids
00:23:18can kids
00:23:19be called
00:23:20baby goats
00:23:20haircuts
00:23:24are
00:23:24cranial abortions
00:23:27are we reading books
00:23:30are books
00:23:31reading us
00:23:33what about you
00:23:35why was online dating
00:23:37the way to go
00:23:37phone to safety net
00:23:39online you can be anyone
00:23:41you can say anything
00:23:42if you get rejected
00:23:43by a girl
00:23:44you can just block her
00:23:45but if you get shut down
00:23:46in real life
00:23:47you gotta wallow
00:23:48in that defeat
00:23:48you can't just
00:23:49act like nothing
00:23:50happened
00:23:50like you can online
00:23:51yeah
00:23:52but in the same respect
00:23:54when you meet someone
00:23:55in person
00:23:55even if they're not
00:23:56interested
00:23:57they still have to
00:23:59acknowledge you
00:23:59I mean at least
00:24:00the manly person
00:24:01will acknowledge you
00:24:02you're there
00:24:03in the flesh
00:24:04making your interest known
00:24:05whereas online
00:24:06you get so many messages
00:24:08that people don't
00:24:09respond to
00:24:09you know
00:24:10there's nothing
00:24:11that compels people
00:24:12to give you a chance
00:24:13you know
00:24:13there's thousands
00:24:14of options online
00:24:15you'll get it in
00:24:16eventually
00:24:16I didn't mean that
00:24:19I was just like
00:24:20removes foot from mouth
00:24:22hello
00:24:28are you afraid
00:24:33of the dark
00:24:33the complete series
00:24:35that sounded
00:24:38unenthusiastic
00:24:39are you afraid
00:24:40of the dark
00:24:40is such a whatever
00:24:41show
00:24:41when it comes to
00:24:42children's horror anthology
00:24:44goosebumps takes the cake
00:24:45you think goosebumps
00:24:46was a better show
00:24:47than are you afraid
00:24:47of the dark
00:24:48sissiny
00:24:49I'm worried about you
00:24:50it was light years
00:24:51better than
00:24:52are you afraid
00:24:52of the dark
00:24:53ask anyone
00:24:54clearly you need
00:24:55a mental evaluation
00:24:56if you're gonna put
00:24:56goosebumps over
00:24:57are you afraid
00:24:58of the dark
00:24:59I mean
00:25:00on a crappy
00:25:01acting scale
00:25:02sure
00:25:02are you afraid
00:25:03of the dark
00:25:04had less crappy
00:25:05performances
00:25:05but come on
00:25:07if we're talking
00:25:08about the nostalgia
00:25:09factor
00:25:10nothing will
00:25:11trump goosebumps
00:25:12this is a series
00:25:13that won the kitties
00:25:14over in television
00:25:15and literature
00:25:16mad props
00:25:17to R.L. Stine
00:25:18alright
00:25:19nah
00:25:20there's just something
00:25:21so accessible
00:25:21about are you afraid
00:25:22of the dark
00:25:23here you have
00:25:24a diverse group
00:25:24of kids
00:25:25well
00:25:26as diverse
00:25:27as you can get
00:25:27for a Canadian
00:25:28based program
00:25:29set in the 90s
00:25:30but these kids
00:25:31had their own
00:25:31little clique
00:25:32the midnight society
00:25:34and they sit around
00:25:35and tell campfire tales
00:25:36what kid can't relate
00:25:38to telling ghost stories
00:25:40with their friends
00:25:40the concept alone
00:25:42stole my heart
00:25:43but goosebumps
00:25:45was just
00:25:46so goddamn fun
00:25:48see there it is
00:25:48fun
00:25:49I will agree
00:25:50that goosebumps
00:25:50was funner
00:25:51or more fun
00:25:52why isn't fun
00:25:54a real word
00:25:55it sounds like
00:25:56a real word
00:25:57I think it sounds
00:25:58like a real word
00:25:59Picasso
00:25:59please focus
00:26:01goosebumps was fun
00:26:02but are you afraid
00:26:03of the dark
00:26:04was scary
00:26:05that's why it will
00:26:07always fart
00:26:08on goosebumps
00:26:09the goosebumps
00:26:10episodes for the
00:26:11most part were
00:26:12watered down
00:26:13you could tell
00:26:14they were made
00:26:14for kids
00:26:15but are you afraid
00:26:16of the dark
00:26:17has zero chill
00:26:19the villains
00:26:20were scary
00:26:21the storylines
00:26:22were dark
00:26:22and they had
00:26:23no problem
00:26:24ending a tale
00:26:25on a down note
00:26:26they went there
00:26:27I always appreciate
00:26:29kid content
00:26:29that doesn't
00:26:31censor itself
00:26:31because kids
00:26:32are basically
00:26:33pint-sized adults
00:26:34right
00:26:35we can handle
00:26:35the bleak shit
00:26:36I'm just saying
00:26:39if I had the choice
00:26:41to binge watch
00:26:42goosebumps
00:26:42or are you afraid
00:26:44of the dark
00:26:44I'm always gonna
00:26:46go with goosebumps
00:26:47even if my preference
00:26:49is solely based
00:26:50on the fond memories
00:26:51I have of
00:26:52buying as many
00:26:53goosebumps stories
00:26:54as I could
00:26:54at the school book fair
00:26:56or watching the show
00:26:57on Saturday mornings
00:26:58the happiness
00:26:59that goosebumps
00:27:00brought me
00:27:01ranks it
00:27:02leaps and bounds
00:27:02above
00:27:03are you afraid
00:27:03of the dark
00:27:04I know what I wanted
00:27:10to ask you
00:27:10how much is rent
00:27:11here
00:27:12uh like
00:27:13200 something
00:27:13fall off a cliff
00:27:14you pay 200
00:27:15and something
00:27:15to live here
00:27:16oh well
00:27:17I own it
00:27:17that's why
00:27:18you're a homeowner
00:27:20yeah
00:27:20you own a home
00:27:22that is what
00:27:24homeowner means
00:27:25are you like
00:27:26low-key a millionaire
00:27:27or something
00:27:27no
00:27:28my grandfather
00:27:29built cars
00:27:30for Ford
00:27:31he worked there
00:27:32for almost
00:27:3330 years
00:27:35he made some
00:27:35very nice money
00:27:36and when he passed
00:27:37he left me
00:27:39a little dough
00:27:39a little dough
00:27:40to buy a fucking
00:27:41condo
00:27:42how much
00:27:43did this place
00:27:43cost
00:27:44now you don't
00:27:45have to answer
00:27:45that
00:27:46wait yes
00:27:47you do
00:27:47how much
00:27:48it was not
00:27:48cheap
00:27:49that's what
00:27:50I will say
00:27:51so what kind
00:27:53of car do you
00:27:54drive
00:27:54beamer
00:27:54no
00:27:55a Prius
00:27:56a Prius
00:27:57what's wrong
00:27:58with Priuses
00:27:59do you know
00:27:59how much gas
00:28:00you save
00:28:00with a Prius
00:28:00Priuses are
00:28:02such anticlimactic
00:28:03cars you know
00:28:04they're also
00:28:05fugly
00:28:05and they're
00:28:06in abundance
00:28:07I see like
00:28:0840 Priuses
00:28:09a day
00:28:09and they always
00:28:10make me upset
00:28:10why
00:28:11Prius
00:28:12drivers
00:28:12are so
00:28:13smug
00:28:13like
00:28:14ooh
00:28:14look at
00:28:15me
00:28:15I drive
00:28:15the most
00:28:16fuel efficient
00:28:16gasoline
00:28:17powered car
00:28:18in the country
00:28:18and that's
00:28:19not a good
00:28:19thing
00:28:19no
00:28:21it is
00:28:22then why
00:28:22so hostile
00:28:23I don't
00:28:25know
00:28:25I'll get
00:28:26back to you
00:28:26on that
00:28:26also
00:28:28why are you
00:28:29driving
00:28:29a Toyota
00:28:30car
00:28:30when your
00:28:31grandfather
00:28:31put his
00:28:32blood
00:28:32sweat
00:28:33and tears
00:28:33into proudly
00:28:34serving
00:28:34the Ford
00:28:35Motor Company
00:28:36you could
00:28:36probably get
00:28:37discounts
00:28:37on Ford
00:28:37products
00:28:38not at all
00:28:40well
00:28:40you're still
00:28:41lucky
00:28:41not that
00:28:43your grandpa
00:28:43died
00:28:43I'm sorry
00:28:44about that
00:28:44but leaving
00:28:45you the
00:28:46inheritance
00:28:46I wish my
00:28:48grandpa would
00:28:48die and leave
00:28:48me some
00:28:49money
00:28:49actually
00:28:51I don't
00:28:52need the
00:28:52money
00:28:52I just
00:28:53wish my
00:28:53grandpa
00:28:53would die
00:28:54I don't
00:28:55like my
00:28:55grandpa
00:28:55he can't
00:28:56say anything
00:28:57without yelling
00:28:58he always
00:28:58spits when
00:28:59he talks
00:28:59he can't
00:29:01say thank
00:29:01you
00:29:02and he
00:29:03always smells
00:29:03like olives
00:29:04when he
00:29:04doesn't even
00:29:05need olives
00:29:05isn't it
00:29:06interesting how
00:29:06in our old
00:29:07age we
00:29:07revert back
00:29:08to infancy
00:29:09we shit
00:29:09on ourselves
00:29:10freely
00:29:10we drool
00:29:12when we're
00:29:12excited
00:29:13soft foods
00:29:14are marvelous
00:29:15and we can
00:29:16say whatever
00:29:17we want
00:29:17without any
00:29:18backlash
00:29:18I remember
00:29:20I was at
00:29:21the mall
00:29:21with my
00:29:21grandpa
00:29:22and this
00:29:23really obese
00:29:24lady walked
00:29:25by and my
00:29:26grandfather
00:29:26said very
00:29:28loudly
00:29:28she got
00:29:30the knot of
00:29:31neck syndrome
00:29:32grandpa
00:29:34what is
00:29:35not
00:29:35neck
00:29:36and he
00:29:36said
00:29:37no
00:29:38damn
00:29:39neck
00:29:40the lady
00:29:42heard him
00:29:43she turned
00:29:43around
00:29:44looked at
00:29:45him
00:29:45and then
00:29:47walked away
00:29:48now if I
00:29:49had said
00:29:50that
00:29:50she would
00:29:50have beaten
00:29:51the ambition
00:29:52out of you
00:29:52exactly
00:29:52and that
00:29:54wasn't the
00:29:54first or
00:29:55the last
00:29:55time my
00:29:55grandfather
00:29:56said something
00:29:56crazy like
00:29:57that
00:29:57now my
00:29:58mom isn't
00:30:00the best
00:30:00cook
00:30:00but she
00:30:02tries
00:30:02every
00:30:03Sunday
00:30:03she would
00:30:04make us
00:30:04breakfast
00:30:05pancakes
00:30:05eggs
00:30:06fruit
00:30:07you name
00:30:08it
00:30:08now
00:30:08her
00:30:10eggs
00:30:10weren't
00:30:10so bad
00:30:11but her
00:30:11pancakes
00:30:12were a
00:30:12calamity
00:30:13now
00:30:14my father
00:30:16and I
00:30:16we never
00:30:17say anything
00:30:17about it
00:30:18we just
00:30:18eat the
00:30:19pancakes
00:30:20and pretend
00:30:20they were
00:30:20the best
00:30:21flapjacks
00:30:22that we
00:30:22ever had
00:30:23my grandfather
00:30:25came over
00:30:25one Sunday
00:30:26and he ate
00:30:27the food
00:30:28no problem
00:30:29but after
00:30:30breakfast
00:30:30my mom
00:30:31asked him
00:30:31how he
00:30:32liked the
00:30:32pancakes
00:30:32and he
00:30:33said
00:30:34he would
00:30:35like them
00:30:35better
00:30:36if they
00:30:36didn't
00:30:36taste
00:30:37like hot
00:30:37shit
00:30:38god damn
00:30:39Gertrude
00:30:39my mom
00:30:40didn't even
00:30:41get offended
00:30:42she just
00:30:42looked at
00:30:43him
00:30:44laughed
00:30:44and walked
00:30:45away
00:30:46I look forward
00:30:47to that
00:30:47just being an
00:30:48old dude
00:30:49who doesn't
00:30:49know how
00:30:49to censor
00:30:50himself
00:30:50you and
00:30:51me both
00:30:52I'm going
00:30:53to mow
00:30:53kids down
00:30:54in my
00:30:54electric
00:30:54shopping
00:30:55car
00:30:55thought of
00:30:59our generation
00:31:00being grandparents
00:31:01though is a little
00:31:01scary
00:31:02we don't have
00:31:03the same
00:31:03sensibilities
00:31:04our grandparents
00:31:04had
00:31:05sock hops
00:31:06having to
00:31:07wait a whole
00:31:08week just
00:31:09to see a
00:31:09new episode
00:31:10of a TV
00:31:11show
00:31:11using landlines
00:31:12respecting our
00:31:13elders
00:31:14actually working
00:31:15to get what
00:31:16you want
00:31:16actually having
00:31:17talent to find
00:31:18success in the
00:31:19film music
00:31:20industry
00:31:20having to meet
00:31:21your boyfriend
00:31:22or girlfriend's
00:31:23parents before
00:31:24you can actually
00:31:24call yourselves
00:31:25a couple
00:31:25I think our
00:31:26biggest downfall
00:31:27are the pop
00:31:28culture figures
00:31:29our parents
00:31:30and grandparents
00:31:31grew up with
00:31:31legit legends
00:31:32who are we
00:31:33supposed to brag
00:31:34about to our
00:31:34kids or
00:31:35grandkids
00:31:35Fetty Wap
00:31:37Lil Yachty
00:31:38Bieber the
00:31:38boy wonder
00:31:39we have J. Cole
00:31:40Bryson Tiller
00:31:42and your girl
00:31:43Beyonce
00:31:43we got a few
00:31:45icons among us
00:31:46but you're right
00:31:47it's nowhere near
00:31:48as special as it
00:31:49used to be
00:31:49this is making
00:31:50me sad now
00:31:51wait
00:31:53random realization
00:31:54you grilled me
00:31:56about my name
00:31:57but I've never
00:31:58met anybody
00:31:59named Sisini
00:31:59your name's
00:32:01pretty out there
00:32:01too
00:32:02well it's a
00:32:03pretty uninspired
00:32:04story
00:32:04I was conceived
00:32:06in Sisini
00:32:06that's pretty much
00:32:07it
00:32:08where's Sisini
00:32:09it's in Greece
00:32:10my parents were
00:32:11vacationing there
00:32:12things got a little
00:32:13frisky
00:32:14and then nine
00:32:15months later
00:32:16I was plunged
00:32:16into consciousness
00:32:17the only difference
00:32:19is my name is
00:32:19spelled with an E
00:32:20at the end
00:32:20isn't that unpleasant
00:32:21that your name
00:32:22brings to mind
00:32:23your parents
00:32:23having sex
00:32:24no
00:32:25if my parents
00:32:26named me
00:32:26after the place
00:32:27where they got
00:32:27it on
00:32:28I could never
00:32:28hear my name
00:32:29without thinking
00:32:30of my parents
00:32:31doing unspeakable
00:32:33things
00:32:33you may have
00:32:35some things
00:32:36you need to
00:32:36work out
00:32:37then
00:32:37you are such
00:32:40a guy
00:32:41I feel like
00:32:43I should be
00:32:43offended by that
00:32:44no that's
00:32:44not a bad thing
00:32:45it's just
00:32:45your apartment
00:32:46is a guy's
00:32:47apartment
00:32:48minimal furniture
00:32:49TV larger than
00:32:50necessary
00:32:51and I'm getting
00:32:52a vision that
00:32:53in one of your
00:32:54cabinets you have
00:32:55a family sized
00:32:56bag of chips
00:32:56in it
00:32:57sour cream
00:32:58and onion
00:32:58how do you
00:33:00do it
00:33:01as good
00:33:02so
00:33:03what do you do
00:33:04for fun around
00:33:05here
00:33:05kobe
00:33:15you lucky
00:33:16little shit
00:33:17is it luck
00:33:18to win seven
00:33:18times in a row
00:33:19this is skill
00:33:20chica
00:33:21no reset
00:33:22that shit
00:33:22why are you
00:33:23doing this
00:33:23to yourself
00:33:24hmm
00:33:25three
00:33:32two
00:33:33one
00:33:34ray allen
00:33:34with the shot
00:33:35booyah
00:33:36where's the sportsmanship
00:33:39it is up my ass
00:33:40and down the street
00:33:41you don't have to do that
00:33:44I'll pick it up
00:33:44can you get me
00:33:45another ale though
00:33:46you sure can
00:33:47loser
00:33:49oh my goodness
00:33:52everywhere
00:33:55look what I found
00:34:12this is actually
00:34:14impressive
00:34:14you could easily
00:34:15get your rocks off
00:34:16via the internet
00:34:17but you are taking
00:34:18it back to the
00:34:19old school
00:34:19with the hard copy
00:34:21porn
00:34:21that deserves
00:34:22a slow clap
00:34:23I actually forgot
00:34:26I had that
00:34:27so you're taking
00:34:28ownership then
00:34:29no cockamamie
00:34:30excuses
00:34:31what could I say
00:34:32your friend hot
00:34:33left it
00:34:34nope
00:34:35tell me
00:34:36hmm
00:34:37you've had a lot
00:34:37of these
00:34:38not a lot
00:34:39but there
00:34:40there are others
00:34:41more honesty
00:34:42good for you
00:34:42one thing I will say
00:34:45is I don't always
00:34:46look through that
00:34:46for gratification
00:34:47I also do it
00:34:49because I find
00:34:49something feministic
00:34:50about porn stars
00:34:51you're doing so well
00:34:53now you're flinging
00:34:54shit in my face
00:34:55I mean
00:34:55doing porn
00:34:57isn't a glamorous
00:34:58line of work
00:34:59despite the way
00:34:59it's advertised
00:35:00but I still find
00:35:02something feministic
00:35:03about women
00:35:04in the porn industry
00:35:05yeah
00:35:06come in my face
00:35:07mr. postman
00:35:08what freedom fighters
00:35:09they are
00:35:10well
00:35:11well on a cursory level
00:35:13it seems very demeaning
00:35:15but
00:35:15these women are loaded
00:35:17loaded with
00:35:18semen
00:35:19no
00:35:20well
00:35:20yeah
00:35:21but they're also
00:35:22loaded with cash
00:35:23they get paid
00:35:24to screw
00:35:25so
00:35:26if you had a daughter
00:35:28and she ended up
00:35:28being a porn star
00:35:29you'd support her
00:35:31I wouldn't want that
00:35:33but
00:35:33if she's of age
00:35:35she can make a living
00:35:35however she'd like
00:35:36as long as it's legal
00:35:37you don't mean that
00:35:38look
00:35:39women are sexualized
00:35:40every day
00:35:41against their will
00:35:41porn stars
00:35:42are totally
00:35:43and completely
00:35:44in control
00:35:45of what goes
00:35:45in or out
00:35:46of their bodies
00:35:47they're not doing
00:35:48anything that they
00:35:49don't want to do
00:35:49yeah but
00:35:50what about those videos
00:35:52where the dudes
00:35:52take it too far
00:35:53they go way past
00:35:55their co-stars
00:35:55comfort level
00:35:56without an ounce
00:35:57of compassion
00:35:57those guys are
00:35:58dick shits
00:35:59but for the most part
00:36:00the porn industry
00:36:01has stipulations
00:36:01that are respected
00:36:02I'm not saying
00:36:03that women should
00:36:04set their sights
00:36:05on doing porn
00:36:05of course not
00:36:06I am saying
00:36:08those women that
00:36:08for whatever reason
00:36:10find themselves
00:36:11in that world
00:36:11the ones with
00:36:12tough skin
00:36:13the ones who know
00:36:14that they're more than
00:36:15just fat titty
00:36:16bimbo number two
00:36:17they deserve
00:36:17recognition
00:36:18for paying the bills
00:36:19with the assets
00:36:20that they've been
00:36:21blessed with
00:36:21the assets
00:36:22they were blessed
00:36:23with
00:36:23um like
00:36:2590% of porn stars
00:36:26have fake asses
00:36:28fake boobs
00:36:29fake hair
00:36:30fake lips
00:36:31fake eyes
00:36:31well they were
00:36:32blessed with the money
00:36:33to adorn themselves
00:36:34yeah but why
00:36:35are they doing that
00:36:36they're doing that
00:36:37to follow some
00:36:38beauty chart
00:36:39that was created
00:36:39by some fucking
00:36:41vermin
00:36:41who thinks he has
00:36:42the authority
00:36:42to decide what
00:36:43makes a woman
00:36:44attractive
00:36:44yeah but they're
00:36:45doing what they have
00:36:46to do to stay
00:36:46in the game
00:36:47yeah but in the end
00:36:48it's the men
00:36:49who call the shots
00:36:50hardly feministic
00:36:51but the face
00:36:53of porn
00:36:53the ones that are
00:36:55keeping this industry
00:36:56as popular as it is
00:36:57are the women
00:36:58yeah but look at
00:36:59the side effects
00:37:00you got those guys
00:37:01out there that only
00:37:02know how to relate
00:37:02to women
00:37:03by what they see
00:37:04on their computer
00:37:04screens
00:37:05did you figure out
00:37:06what happened to me
00:37:07you're totally right
00:37:08I'm just saying
00:37:09that porn stars
00:37:10are just doing their jobs
00:37:11you can't blame them
00:37:12for the dummies
00:37:13out there that don't
00:37:14know the difference
00:37:14between reality
00:37:15and fantasy
00:37:16that's like
00:37:17watching man of steel
00:37:19and saying
00:37:19oh superman can fly
00:37:21so can I
00:37:23you both tried
00:37:24and they're dummies
00:37:25like I said
00:37:26but porn can be
00:37:27a means to better
00:37:28oneself
00:37:28like look at that
00:37:29girl who did porn
00:37:30to pay her tuition
00:37:31she used what she had
00:37:32to get what she needed
00:37:33and that's awesome
00:37:35I know a guy
00:37:36that has sex
00:37:37with grannies
00:37:37to keep himself
00:37:38financially satiated
00:37:39and he's hailed
00:37:40for it
00:37:40female porn stars
00:37:42deserve praise too
00:37:43you have a friend
00:37:45that has sex
00:37:46with old ladies
00:37:47for money
00:37:47that is revolting
00:37:50gotta eat
00:37:50no pun intended
00:37:52that pun was so intended
00:37:54how old is this guy
00:37:5524
00:37:57of course he is
00:37:59yet another
00:38:00generation wide
00:38:01distinction
00:38:01only a 90s baby
00:38:03would mitigate
00:38:04his probity
00:38:05by investing
00:38:05in his dick
00:38:06you act like
00:38:07prostitution
00:38:08and being a sugar baby
00:38:10are new professions
00:38:11they've been around
00:38:12for centuries
00:38:13I know that
00:38:14but back then
00:38:15people had to sell
00:38:16their bodies
00:38:17because they had
00:38:18no other way
00:38:18to provide for themselves
00:38:19they also weren't
00:38:20proud of what
00:38:21they were doing
00:38:22does this guy enjoy
00:38:23having sex
00:38:24with grannies
00:38:25oh yeah
00:38:26ew
00:38:27sex is for pleasure
00:38:28not profit
00:38:29I've always thought
00:38:30that any work
00:38:31that was legal
00:38:31was good work
00:38:33and porn is legal
00:38:34prostitution isn't legal
00:38:36it is in Nevada
00:38:37being a sugar baby
00:38:38isn't legal either
00:38:39it actually is
00:38:40the guy I told you about
00:38:42he actually explained
00:38:43how it works
00:38:43he hangs out
00:38:44with the grannies
00:38:45but there's never
00:38:46an explicit deal
00:38:47to exchange money
00:38:47for sex
00:38:48this guy
00:38:49he's
00:38:49he's pretty vulgar
00:38:51he talks about sex
00:38:53a lot
00:38:54but it's more than that
00:38:55his sugar mamas
00:38:56take care of him
00:38:57and he provides them
00:38:58with companionship
00:38:59sex is just a bonus
00:39:01doesn't matter
00:39:02which way you frame it
00:39:03prostitution
00:39:04sugar babying
00:39:05porn
00:39:06none of that's reputable
00:39:07what is reputable
00:39:09a job that requires
00:39:11you to keep your clothes on
00:39:12you're in finance right
00:39:14yeah
00:39:15that's a real job
00:39:17but it's not a job
00:39:18that I enjoy
00:39:19then why do you do it
00:39:21because it pays well
00:39:22look
00:39:23a person like my grandpa
00:39:24he worked to take care
00:39:26of his family
00:39:26I don't even know
00:39:27if he liked working
00:39:28for Ford
00:39:28but he did it
00:39:29that's the old school
00:39:30mentality
00:39:31work to provide
00:39:32not work to enjoy
00:39:33that's something
00:39:35our generation
00:39:35does get right
00:39:36though
00:39:36we don't do shit
00:39:37unless it makes us happy
00:39:39I missed the memo
00:39:41apparently
00:39:41so how did you
00:39:44get into finance
00:39:44if you don't like it
00:39:45you're probably
00:39:48gonna think
00:39:49I'm flinging more shit
00:39:49in your face
00:39:50but
00:39:50seeing a year
00:39:51of high school
00:39:52I saw everyone
00:39:53around me
00:39:54latch onto a field
00:39:55of study
00:39:55I saw everyone
00:39:58find something
00:39:59that they really
00:39:59connected with
00:40:00I didn't know
00:40:02what I wanted to do
00:40:03and
00:40:03I didn't want anyone
00:40:04to know that I didn't
00:40:05know what I wanted to do
00:40:06so
00:40:07literally
00:40:07I looked up
00:40:09the top 10
00:40:10most popular professions
00:40:11I wrote them all down
00:40:13on separate pieces of paper
00:40:14I put them in a hat
00:40:16and I picked one
00:40:18and
00:40:19started counting
00:40:20so
00:40:22you spent
00:40:23four years
00:40:24studying something
00:40:25you have no interest in
00:40:26yeah
00:40:26I thought
00:40:28by the time
00:40:28I turned 18
00:40:29I should have found
00:40:30my calling
00:40:30and when I hadn't
00:40:31I was worried
00:40:32even now
00:40:33I don't really know
00:40:34where I'd be
00:40:34if I hadn't done
00:40:35that college major raffle
00:40:36I live my days
00:40:39as a chameleon
00:40:40I go to work
00:40:42because
00:40:42that's what people
00:40:43my age do
00:40:44I drink coffee
00:40:46because
00:40:46that's what people
00:40:47my age do
00:40:48the only time
00:40:50I don't feel out of place
00:40:51is when I'm sitting
00:40:51on my futon
00:40:52watching TV
00:40:53that's why
00:40:55I salute
00:40:56porn stars
00:40:56and the people
00:40:57that you may call
00:40:58degenerates
00:40:58because
00:40:58at least they're doing
00:41:00what they enjoy
00:41:01and
00:41:02speaking of doing
00:41:04things you enjoy
00:41:05you're a dramaturg
00:41:06I've never even
00:41:07heard of that
00:41:08before you
00:41:08but
00:41:09it's something
00:41:10that you're keen on
00:41:11you contextualize
00:41:13the world of a play
00:41:14you're the bridge
00:41:15that connects
00:41:16the text
00:41:17the actors
00:41:18and the audience
00:41:19do you know
00:41:21what any of that means
00:41:22or are you just
00:41:22snowballing the shit
00:41:23I told you before
00:41:24a little bit of both
00:41:27but I'm mostly snowballing
00:41:28we're theatrical gurus
00:41:31basically
00:41:32we're critical thinkers
00:41:34to the highest degree
00:41:35we take literary info
00:41:38cultural info
00:41:39artistic info
00:41:40and
00:41:41symbolic info
00:41:42though that's
00:41:43pretty much in line
00:41:44with artistic info
00:41:45and we provide
00:41:46all of that
00:41:47to our team
00:41:48before
00:41:48and during the show
00:41:49and then
00:41:50sometimes after
00:41:51depending on
00:41:52how much of a mind
00:41:53fuck the play was
00:41:54and you're working
00:41:55on an ecological piece
00:41:56now right
00:41:56the Shakespeare one
00:41:57yeah we're doing
00:41:58an interactive adaptation
00:42:00of A Midsummer Night's Dream
00:42:01there's no actual set
00:42:03takes place all outside
00:42:04we're really playing
00:42:06with nature's role
00:42:07in this world
00:42:08that Shakespeare created
00:42:09whether he knew it or not
00:42:10he really gave
00:42:12a voice to nature
00:42:13in the form of fairies
00:42:14the forest is their home
00:42:16the forest is what they know
00:42:17the fairies
00:42:19creatures that embody nature
00:42:20they're the strongest characters
00:42:22in the entire play
00:42:23and the fact that
00:42:24they're proficient
00:42:25in enchantment
00:42:27conveys just how
00:42:28dominant nature is
00:42:30so
00:42:31we're really trying
00:42:31to bring all that out
00:42:32I'd really like to see that
00:42:34I can get you a ticket
00:42:35but here's my thing
00:42:38about ecological theater
00:42:39I saw this play once
00:42:41I don't know
00:42:42what it was called
00:42:43but
00:42:43it was about these
00:42:44two polar bears
00:42:44that were struggling
00:42:45to survive
00:42:46in a changing climate
00:42:47one thing I could not
00:42:48get over was
00:42:49why these polar bears
00:42:51spoke like people
00:42:51and not just any people
00:42:53they spoke like
00:42:53characters in a mammoth play
00:42:55like F words and all
00:42:56I think I know
00:42:58what play you're talking about
00:42:59Ben and Bart
00:43:00sure
00:43:01but if you really
00:43:02want to create
00:43:02an ecological theater piece
00:43:04wouldn't it be best
00:43:05to show animals
00:43:06and nature
00:43:06as they really are
00:43:07I mean
00:43:08I understand
00:43:09what you and your team
00:43:10are doing
00:43:10but that's different
00:43:11because you're working
00:43:12with material
00:43:13that already exists
00:43:14but
00:43:14this Ben and Bart
00:43:16stuff
00:43:16polar bears don't talk
00:43:18this little buddy
00:43:20comedy approach
00:43:21it diminished
00:43:22how serious
00:43:22climate change is
00:43:23and it humanized
00:43:25a very non-human
00:43:26narrative
00:43:27it would have been
00:43:28much more compelling
00:43:29to let actors
00:43:30that actually look
00:43:31like bears
00:43:32move around the space
00:43:33and react to what's
00:43:34going on
00:43:35without talking
00:43:35I'd be all for that
00:43:37but most audiences
00:43:38won't pay to see
00:43:39something like that
00:43:40that's why you see
00:43:41talking trees
00:43:42or talking polar bears
00:43:43we try to wrap
00:43:45an ecological message
00:43:46into the play
00:43:47without the audience
00:43:48knowing
00:43:48then don't advertise
00:43:50them as ecological
00:43:50plays
00:43:51just call them plays
00:43:52you got any food?
00:43:56think some chips
00:43:57would make you happy
00:43:58I think you're right
00:43:59okay
00:44:01here's one
00:44:01kill
00:44:03fuck
00:44:03marry
00:44:04meg
00:44:05princess jasmine
00:44:06and
00:44:07princess diana
00:44:08that is quite the roster
00:44:10I would
00:44:12it's not giving it to her
00:44:15right
00:44:16I would marry
00:44:17princess tiana
00:44:18because I really think
00:44:19she'd make me feel
00:44:20invincible
00:44:20sorry meg
00:44:22of course you'd kill
00:44:23the most underrated
00:44:24disney princess
00:44:25in the world
00:44:26what other princess
00:44:27gives you cynicism
00:44:28beauty
00:44:29and backup
00:44:30still gotta kill her
00:44:31you're such an ass dragon
00:44:32okay
00:44:33this is getting serious
00:44:34hmm
00:44:35prince charming
00:44:36li shang
00:44:38and
00:44:39the beast
00:44:40in human form
00:44:41um
00:44:42jeez
00:44:42okay
00:44:43kill prince charming
00:44:44he's too much of a square
00:44:45for me
00:44:45marry li shang
00:44:47because I think
00:44:48he'd make a man
00:44:49out of me
00:44:49and
00:44:50fuck the beast
00:44:51because
00:44:52he's a beast
00:44:53ah
00:44:54that's a noble selection
00:44:55oh yes
00:44:56ursula
00:44:57querella de vil
00:44:59and lady tremaine
00:45:00oh
00:45:01I'd kill querella
00:45:02immediately
00:45:02she's too skinny
00:45:03for me
00:45:03I would marry
00:45:05lady tremaine
00:45:06and I would
00:45:07fuck ursula
00:45:08I'm swimming all up
00:45:09in that octopussy
00:45:10oh my god
00:45:11you really just said that
00:45:13okay
00:45:15I get very involved
00:45:16in my playscans
00:45:16okay
00:45:16alright
00:45:17Jafar
00:45:19Hades
00:45:20and
00:45:21Gaston
00:45:22now
00:45:23you think
00:45:24I'd fuck
00:45:24the muscle bound
00:45:25Gaston
00:45:26right
00:45:26hell no
00:45:27he'd rather fuck himself
00:45:28so I'm gonna kill him
00:45:30marry Hades
00:45:31because
00:45:32he's the ruler
00:45:33of the underworld
00:45:33can someone say
00:45:35sovereignty
00:45:35and
00:45:37fuck Jafar
00:45:37because
00:45:37underneath that rough exterior
00:45:39I think he'd be a generous lover
00:45:41now that deserves
00:45:43a slow clap
00:45:44wait
00:45:44I have to do it with you
00:45:45you sure you want to do this
00:45:56did you not hear me
00:45:57when I said
00:45:57I'm the Riddler
00:45:58okay
00:45:59last chance to tap out
00:46:00I don't need to tap out
00:46:01I'm the Riddler
00:46:02are you really
00:46:03yes
00:46:03as an only child
00:46:05you have a lot of down time
00:46:06I read riddle books
00:46:07all day
00:46:08that's not something
00:46:10I'd brag about
00:46:11whatever
00:46:11I'm ready
00:46:12like Spongebob
00:46:13alright
00:46:14okay
00:46:14you know what happens
00:46:15if you get one wrong
00:46:16I do know
00:46:17but that's not something
00:46:18that I need to worry about
00:46:19because I'm gonna
00:46:20ace this shit
00:46:21okay
00:46:22coming at you
00:46:24five of the hardest riddles
00:46:25five of the easiest riddles
00:46:27number one
00:46:28it's more powerful than God
00:46:30it's more evil than the devil
00:46:32the poor have it
00:46:33the rich need it
00:46:34if you eat it you'll die
00:46:35what is it
00:46:35nothing
00:46:36I have two arms
00:46:37but fingers none
00:46:38I have two feet
00:46:39but cannot run
00:46:40I carry well
00:46:41but I found
00:46:41I carry best
00:46:42with my feet off the ground
00:46:43what am I
00:46:44come on
00:46:44wheelbarrow
00:46:45the more you take
00:46:47the more you leave behind
00:46:48what am I
00:46:48fingerprints
00:46:49you can't handle me
00:46:51what disappears
00:46:52as soon as you say its name
00:46:53silence
00:46:54last one
00:46:55come on
00:46:56what type of dress
00:46:57cannot be worn
00:46:58that was your last one
00:47:00really
00:47:00you could have done better
00:47:01much much better
00:47:03an address
00:47:05whoop whoop whoop
00:47:08okay now I have a bonus one
00:47:11for you
00:47:11that wasn't a part of the deal
00:47:12I thought you were the riddler
00:47:13fine
00:47:14riddle my boots
00:47:16okay
00:47:16went to a football game right
00:47:18the quarterback
00:47:19threw a pass
00:47:20to the wide receiver
00:47:21the wide receiver
00:47:23caught it in the end zone
00:47:24but no guys scored a touchdown
00:47:25how can that be
00:47:26what
00:47:27this has to be a trick question
00:47:29was there a penalty
00:47:31or something
00:47:31no it was a very clean touchdown
00:47:33there just weren't any guys
00:47:34on the field
00:47:34that can't be
00:47:35you can't score a touchdown
00:47:37without any guys
00:47:38on the field
00:47:38I'm telling you
00:47:39no guys were playing
00:47:41was it an imaginary game
00:47:42or something
00:47:43no it was a very real game
00:47:45you gotta be pulling my leg
00:47:47you can't score a touchdown
00:47:50without any guys
00:47:51what are you talking about
00:47:53it was an all girls football game
00:47:55god damn Gertrude
00:47:58gonna do some relish
00:48:02I think we'll top it off
00:48:06with some chocolate sauce
00:48:07oh yeah
00:48:10stir that bad boy up
00:48:14one disaster on the rocks
00:48:17for the overconfident young bloke
00:48:19can I tap out now?
00:48:22thought you didn't need to tap out
00:48:23you're the riddler remember?
00:48:26drink up
00:48:26and if you're gonna barf
00:48:28do it that way
00:48:29oh
00:48:57We won't be doing that anymore now, will we?
00:49:04You fucking dummy.
00:49:27You okay?
00:49:33I am now.
00:49:35Nice barf fest.
00:49:37Oh, yeah.
00:49:38Yeah, I know all about that.
00:49:40At my old apartment, I accidentally ate a roach.
00:49:43How do you accidentally eat a roach?
00:49:46I was making food in my kitchen.
00:49:48I turned my back for like two seconds,
00:49:50and the little dirt bag made a break for my sandwich.
00:49:52Of course, I didn't notice,
00:49:54so I put the other piece of bread on top of the roach.
00:49:56And didn't realize I was sharing my sandwich till it was too late.
00:50:00I would have needed a tongue transplant after that.
00:50:02Oh, yeah.
00:50:03I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.
00:50:05Was there at least a small roach?
00:50:07Oh, no.
00:50:08Small roaches were not welcome in my old apartment.
00:50:11Only the big ones.
00:50:12These were the kind of roaches that could go to the bank and take out a loan.
00:50:15That's how big they were.
00:50:17As much as I loathe roaches,
00:50:19I'd rather eat one than drink that nasty shit again.
00:50:22I didn't think you were actually going to drink it.
00:50:25I thought you would have been like,
00:50:26I'm not drinking that shit.
00:50:27Are you nocking butts?
00:50:28And I would have been like,
00:50:30okay, I wouldn't have drank it either.
00:50:32But you went above and beyond.
00:50:34You could have stopped me.
00:50:36I could have, but there's no entertainment value in that.
00:50:39What's this?
00:50:52It's a poke war.
00:50:53I'm at my wit's end.
00:50:55Make my day twat-scratch.
00:50:58Oh.
00:50:59Trench, trench.
00:51:00Yeah, you are.
00:51:01Yeah, you are.
00:51:02Yeah, yeah.
00:51:03It's good.
00:51:04It's good.
00:51:05It's good.
00:51:06Oh, you got one.
00:51:07You got one.
00:51:08Oh, you got one.
00:51:09I got you.
00:51:10I got one.
00:51:11I got two.
00:51:14I got two.
00:51:15I got two.
00:51:16I did.
00:51:17I got two.
00:51:18I got two.
00:51:19I got two.
00:51:20I lost my bitch.
00:51:21You were going to go to sleep.
00:51:22Do you, um...
00:51:23Do you want, do you want, do you want some more chips?
00:51:26Um, yeah.
00:51:27Chip me.
00:51:29now as much as i'd like to relive my childhood there are some perks to being an adult
00:51:51like soiling the things that made being a kid so great i'm a huge children's show conspiracist
00:51:57me too let me hear one of your theories let me hear one of yours i asked you first i asked you second
00:52:02okay i have one for out of the box you remember that show of course okay well get ready to hate
00:52:10me because you're beloved out of the box glorified pedophilia what look at the premise a bunch of
00:52:18kids go and play in a box with a grown-ass man and a grown-ass woman tony and vivian were saints
00:52:23were they did you ever ask yourself what do they really want and more importantly did these kids
00:52:30parents give tony and vivian permission to play with their kids for hours on end in a box
00:52:36unsupervised i think not i would have never gotten pedophilia from out of the box of course not
00:52:44but who were tony and vivian what did they do for a living and why did they have so much free time
00:52:50to play with these kids alone in a fucking box the whole come play with us ploy was just a way to
00:52:57lure these innocent children away so tony and vivian these so-called saints could have their way with
00:53:03them that sounds like a defamation lawsuit in the works what these are just theories fictitious
00:53:08notions tell people like me who wish they could live in the 90s forever cope with the lost early
00:53:14years if i ruin the images of my favorite childhood shows cuts back on the sense of longing
00:53:20i'm just having a little fun with you i'm in the same boat i know so tell me one of your theories
00:53:26i have a johnny bravo theory let's hear it okay
00:53:31so i always found myself asking after watching johnny bravo why he never gets any girls yes he's an
00:53:42asshole yes he's arrogant yes he lacks subtlety but in the real world how many girls go after jerks
00:53:49a lot so every girl that johnny has any type of interaction with always hates him i don't buy it
00:53:57well he did live at home with his mom these girls don't know that how could they know that they're
00:54:03just meeting him for the first time but that's something else here's my theory on why he's so
00:54:09unlucky with the ladies the johnny bravo that we as audience members see isn't the real johnny bravo
00:54:14the real johnny bravo is short bald possibly smelly rotund see in his distorted mind he created an
00:54:24idealized projection of his inner self the person he aspired to be so on the inside he's tall good
00:54:30looking strapping the quintessential manly man in the johnny bravo universe the women that interact
00:54:38with johnny bravo aren't seeing the johnny bravo that we see they're seeing a loser his true self
00:54:45i'll never look at johnny bravo the same way that's all i wanted so tell me something is it
00:54:54true that girls hated when guys send hey is the first message i'm indifferent to the whole creative
00:54:59first message thing but i do have some friends that get pretty flustered
00:55:03hmm is it also true that girls dms are 50 graphically perverted and 50 bland as hell
00:55:11no it's more like 80 graphically perverted and 20 bland as hell so what's the weirdest thing a guy
00:55:20said to you oh i have a hall of fame of weird messages most of them i don't like to repeat but
00:55:25i did have this one guy ask if he could lick the back of my neck what yep he didn't lead into it
00:55:33didn't prepare me for his creepazoidery he just went for it and usually i'd block eyes like that
00:55:38immediately but i was kind of curious so i asked why do you want to lick the back of my neck
00:55:44and he said he wanted to know what a champion
00:55:47oh i hate people sometimes sometimes oh and i can't tell you how many dick pics i get i get one
00:55:57like every fucking day i got one this morning shit have you ever sent a dick pic nope that's not
00:56:03even a consideration that shit travels online like an oil spill i'm not gonna lose my job because
00:56:10there's pictures of me and mr pink floating around why is your penis called mr pink because he goes in
00:56:17vaginas and vaginas of pink not all of them ew so what's the weirdest thing a girl's ever said to
00:56:27you i once had this girl ask me if she could borrow twenty thousand dollars to bail her dad out of jail
00:56:32are you serious sorry and i told her that i couldn't because i just spent 20k bailing my own dad out of
00:56:40jail trats i also had this one girl ask me if i was interested in letting her stick a stalk of celery
00:56:47up my ass god damn gertrude my messages are split in four categories the weirdy pants
00:56:54the tireless spam bots the racist bozos and the chill chicas am i a chill chica you are i fucking
00:57:02better be i think it's funny how online dating has become a legitimate way to make a connection with
00:57:10someone but i still won't admit that i use it you have no idea how true that is i think like three of
00:57:16my friends know that i use dating apps because i mean yes it's commonplace but you still get judged
00:57:21so hard for it like why are you talking to people online that's so weird you can't find a boyfriend
00:57:27online like is it my life or is it yours please say that again for our listeners at home
00:57:34is it my life or is it yours tell it tell it like a t i is
00:57:42give me some
00:57:44put your hand down there you go there you go oh yeah
00:57:50look at the puppy my friend just sent me this
00:58:04look at his little ears if you do not think this is cute you have the devil in you
00:58:09no it is i just don't understand why people go cuckoo for coco pups every time they see a puppy or
00:58:15any other furry pint-sized animals because they're the cutest things ever and they represent all that's
00:58:21good in the world but here's what i'm trying to understand people die every day no one seems to
00:58:28care but let a puppy die or kitten die and it's mass hysteria did you not hear what i just said
00:58:34cute animals represent all that's good in the world their only responsibility is to be cute
00:58:39fluffy and fluffy and let me hug your little functions is the baby voice necessary yes
00:58:45that's popular okay you want to see one of the messages guys send me here that violates so many
00:58:55health codes welcome to my dms sorry zanzy stan 46 but your ass is getting blocked these guys are
00:59:02barbarians i appreciate how disgusted you are but i'm sure you've sent your titillating messages
00:59:08nope i'm the boring guy really i usually start off with hey or what's your favorite tv show
00:59:16i mean look at our combos i haven't said anything too racy that's actually true you have been pretty
00:59:22racy tonight though because i'm comfortable i have that effect on people okay colonel comfortable
00:59:29how many girls have you brought back here not including me well that's certainly escalated look
00:59:36the past is the past i'm not gonna hold anything against you i'm just curious i mean in total six
00:59:43girls have been here one of whom was underage um i didn't do anything with her i thought she was
00:59:5124 the second i realized that she was born post the amanda show i made her leave so one of the
00:59:59six girls you didn't do anything with what about the other ones you're not even trying to approach
01:00:05this with any delicacy why not just ask what you really want to ask how many girls have i slept with
01:00:12how many in my whole life four only four only four you want to get specific i was a virgin all through
01:00:22high school i lost my virginity when i was 20 and only had one other partner in college
01:00:28after graduating i started using the dating apps and only managed to hook up with two girls
01:00:33no game actually and i'm not saying this to brag my body count could have been higher
01:00:39i had opportunities so why didn't you get it in i don't know any guys to shy away from sex
01:00:45why are you shaking your head because i'm gonna sound like such a wimp after saying this let me
01:00:51decide that all right i haven't had many partners because i guess i like the idea of being a mac more
01:01:00than actually being a mac now of course in the presence of my boys i've had women all around town but
01:01:08i want to return the honesty that you shared with me with a little honesty of my own
01:01:13i say a lot of things but i'm not having sex like that i mean i can be very sexually explicit
01:01:20with the things that i say but actually going out there and knocking them dead
01:01:24the only person aside from you that knows this is my friend hut and even he gets the edited version
01:01:33he thinks i've just hit a dry spell he doesn't know my low number of sexual partners is
01:01:41purposeful
01:01:42all right i give you full permission to rag on me i just don't want you thinking that
01:01:50i'm just the average fuck boy because i'm really not so
01:01:53so does this mean your dick isn't really named mr pink
01:01:57his real name is sheldon but he has been known to answer to mr pink sometimes
01:02:03i don't know you're telling me the truth what if this is just a lie and you feed all the other girls
01:02:10i would do that even if i was trying to run game on you i wouldn't do it by downplaying the number of
01:02:16girls i've slept with why not sensitive guys are in nothing that i'm saying is a lie this is the real
01:02:22picoso isn't there women's intuition you have a knack for sensing the shit of the bull
01:02:31is there anything telling you that i'm being dishonest
01:02:34i'm all talk truthfully the idea of hooking up with hundreds of girls
01:02:43kind of gives me anxiety but i wear the pimp hat because you're a chameleon
01:02:50i've only been with five guys for the record i haven't had sex in over three years
01:02:58been on some dates but nothing got physical not since mr not so perfect
01:03:03do you go to these guys houses at first i vowed to keep meetings in public areas
01:03:10you know just in case i had to deal with another psycho but then i realized a lot of guys wear their
01:03:17mr perfect masks they say what they think they need to say to get the second date anything to
01:03:24get the final prize which is boom boom boom when i finally got my zing back and stopped thinking
01:03:31every guy was a predator i started accepting invitations to houses which i know is a very
01:03:37unsafe thing to do but i think the best way to observe someone is in their natural habitat their home
01:03:46i'm not a complete lame brain i do have mace and other defensive materials on deck
01:03:51no i'm the scared one just what i wanted
01:03:54okay i want to see something i want to see your best fuck boy what act like i'm not me you're not you
01:04:05we're strangers in the night how would you approach me if you were actually the player you pretend to be
01:04:11isn't it too early for role playing shut up come on this is your chance to authenticate your
01:04:16smoothness i want to see you pick me up but i already got you to my apartment we're not in your
01:04:22apartment pretend we're in a cafe i'm already here drinking my raspberry ice latte you come in for your
01:04:31usual double espresso and crumb cake you see me over yonder attached to my phone whatever does the big
01:04:39player play a player do you really want to do this i wasn't oddly specific for nothing okay
01:04:57okay cut can you not walk like you're about to backhand me i was just feeling out the character
01:05:03all right do it again
01:05:04hi hello what's that raspberry latte yes it is
01:05:31sweet drink for a sweet lady okay you're not good at this no no no no no no let me let me do it
01:05:38again sweet drink for a sweet lady that works on some girls doesn't work on this girl
01:05:43start over start over but you're really not doing well oh everybody's a critic
01:05:49hey
01:06:09hi
01:06:10see you're enjoying your drink and i don't want to take up too much of your time but
01:06:16i knew i'd kick myself later if i didn't come over and say something even if nothing comes of it
01:06:21i'm daryl you don't have to tell me your name i'll just i'll just call you beautiful
01:06:28i've seen you in here every day this week coming in drinking your latte and i've always wanted to
01:06:36talk to you but i'm sure you've got guys kicking down your door all the time so
01:06:41the original plan was just to let you have this time to yourself but
01:06:45seven times
01:06:47i've seen you here seven times
01:06:51usually i don't believe in signs
01:06:53but this can't be ignored i had to come talk to you
01:06:58now
01:06:59i'm not asking for your number
01:07:02and i'm not asking you on a date i just wanted to introduce myself
01:07:06so i'm going to go over there and grab my double espresso and crumb cake
01:07:12then go sit over there and
01:07:15if you wanted to join me
01:07:17i would not mind that
01:07:21nice to meet you
01:07:26beautiful
01:07:28not too shabby daryl not too shabby at all
01:07:52i'm not a wizard but i got the magic
01:07:56saying shit like that is going to annul everything you just did so no more of that okay
01:08:01do i get your stamp of approval though
01:08:03i suppose
01:08:05then where's my reward
01:08:07what do you want
01:08:08some heroin would be nice
01:08:10sure let me just grab some from my purse
01:08:12no but there is something that i do want
01:08:16and what would that be
01:08:18oh my god
01:08:30you're terrible at being yourself you know that
01:08:40you know i wanted to kiss you
01:08:43duh we've been leaning up to it for a while now
01:08:46you should have kissed me when we were by the stairs
01:08:48i know
01:08:48i wanted to
01:08:49that would have been a moment
01:08:51i just
01:08:52i usually like to ask girls before i kiss them
01:08:55why
01:08:56i don't want to throw myself on someone
01:08:58that's weird
01:08:59you wouldn't have been throwing yourself on me
01:09:02i wanted it too
01:09:04what if you didn't
01:09:05that's what the mace is for
01:09:07after you shave do you slap on the aftershave
01:09:12or do you dab it on gently
01:09:13dab it on gently
01:09:14of course you do
01:09:16sometimes you gotta throw caution to the wind
01:09:19you talked about women's intuition right
01:09:21guys have it too
01:09:22you knew i wanted to kiss you
01:09:24you felt exactly what i felt
01:09:27should have just went for it
01:09:28much better
01:09:39but
01:09:40next time
01:09:41do it without us having to talk about it
01:09:43next time
01:09:44next time
01:09:46weren't we supposed to watch a movie tonight
01:09:51i think we were
01:09:53we still can
01:09:54young is the night
01:09:56you wanna pick
01:09:57i shall pick the genre
01:09:58comedy all the way
01:10:00which comedy you want
01:10:02it's comedy you'll get
01:10:03i know exactly what it is
01:10:27this new edition of big bang creation up
01:10:34i'm more just placing the headphones to turn on and start them
01:10:37flip my keyboard and say beg your pardon
01:10:40as i pursue to join the squadron
01:10:41astronaut is starting and starving
01:10:43no comedy like stevie and harvey
01:10:45cause they did not regard me
01:10:46proportions are gold
01:10:48controllers go
01:10:49spaces powered by produce flow
01:10:51this fast food
01:10:52reproducing goat from low
01:10:54hopefully how we can go
01:10:56and the people of earth is so low
01:10:59and i'm just an alien awaiting them
01:11:01in a starship
01:11:02from the motherland
01:11:04in another land
01:11:05just another man
01:11:06the beat funky make a rough slate brother man
01:11:09like 70s sold by your future man
01:11:11where we go
01:11:12where we go
01:11:13where we go
01:11:15where we go
01:11:17where we go
01:11:18where we go
01:11:20up
01:11:21we go up
01:11:22we go up
01:11:24we go up
01:11:25up
01:11:26we go up
01:11:27we go up
01:11:28we go up
01:11:30and where we go up
01:11:31we go up
01:11:32we go up
01:11:33Here we go.
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