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00:00Thank you to Davina and thank you to everyone at Addenbrooke's Hospital for sharing their
00:12experiences tonight. Every donation is vital for funding life-saving research. The money you give
00:17helps power the projects of tomorrow, projects that could save your life or the life of someone
00:22you love. When you donate, you are going to be asked to add gift aid. Now, if you are an eligible
00:28UK taxpayer saying yes means that we can claim 25% from the government to add to your donation
00:33at no extra cost to you. So, £20 becomes £25, £40 instantly becomes £50. And when thousands
00:42of us do it together, that adds up to millions for life-saving research helping more people
00:47stand up to cancer. Now, last night, Alex Horne and the Horne section launched their gruelling
00:51How Long-a-thon, singing the same song on loop for 24 hours. Just over an hour ago, they said
00:58off for our Stratford Studios. Still singing. We can check in with Lee Francis, who is with
01:03them right now. Lee, how's it going?
01:08It's going very well. We're having a good time. Yes!
01:15Are you sick of the song yet?
01:19How long has this been going on?
01:22Yeah, I've been singing a song. Yes, I'm singing
01:24How Long Has This Been Going On? Start the Challenge.
01:28How long has this been going on?
01:30Good luck, Lee. Please get them here in one piece. We'll see you in a little bit.
01:34We're going to be back in an hour when we're going to be kicking cancer in the dick, lighting
01:45off our tribute mile of lanterns in Leicester. We will see you in a... soon.
01:51After Celebrity Gogglebox.
01:59This is no weirder than watching celebrities watch celebrities.
02:02Nope.
02:04Yeah, no weirder.
02:05Totally normal.
02:09Gogglebox for Stand Up To Cancer. Sponsored by Scottish Power.
02:14In Newport, there's a spicy scene on telly.
02:18Oh, for them.
02:24Oh, Grace.
02:26Gogglebox. Sponsored by Three.
02:30Silent night
02:33You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:35Holy night
02:39All is calm
02:43All is bright
02:48Oh, it's harmonising, but did you just not know the words?
02:55No.
03:01Her flabbers have been gasted.
03:03You want some of this?
03:05Oh, that is.
03:06Look out.
03:07Oh, no, Steve.
03:08Oh, now there's a controversial statement. The gravy.
03:12Oh.
03:13Oh.
03:13Yeah.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Do you like this music?
03:17No, not particularly.
03:18So, suck on that.
03:20Oh, wow.
03:21involve
03:21He's been a bad boy.
03:23Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
03:25Not every chance, Jules.
03:26Oh.
03:27Yes, look at that.
03:28He's had an absolute feast.
03:31Whoa! For a banana?
03:34This is insane.
03:36Well, thank God that's over. I've got a day gone.
03:38It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
03:42That's very modern, isn't it? Nothing. No-one saw that coming.
03:45No.
03:46In the week they put out another final episode of Neighbours,
03:50we enjoyed lots of great telly.
03:53It was all about Say What You See on ITV.
03:56It's the hilarious and the delightful Mel Gidroy.
04:00Good to see you, Mel.
04:02Oh, wait, it's Mel.
04:05Melon Sue. That's that.
04:07Yep.
04:08That's her last name?
04:09Melon Sue.
04:10Melon Sue.
04:11Melon Sue.
04:12First name, Melon.
04:15Julie Andrews was giving it some on Disney+.
04:18The hills are alive with the sound of music.
04:24I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid.
04:28Yeah, I know. That's why you're with me.
04:30You love the British.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Like Mary Poppins.
04:34Maybe that's it. Well, she was Mary Poppins.
04:36Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
04:38Is that what you're inadvertently telling me that you love me?
04:41Yes.
04:41Yes. Great. Perfect.
04:43I'll take it.
04:45When you wear a smock, it's my thing.
04:48Every Tuesday, then.
04:50And Megan had a VIP dinner date on Netflix.
04:54Guess what else is in this salad?
04:56It's literally your favourite salad of all time.
04:58Beets, black olives.
05:00How do you say it?
05:01Beetroot.
05:02Beetroot.
05:03Beetroot.
05:04I don't think the mocking of the voice was necessary.
05:07I want mocking.
05:08The pronunciation, maybe.
05:09Like, beetroot.
05:10Beetroot.
05:11What do you say?
05:13Well, I might say beetroot.
05:16But there's not two T's.
05:18Beetroot.
05:18I sort of tie the T and the R together.
05:21Beetroot.
05:22So you're wrong.
05:23Probably.
05:24I love beetroot.
05:25You like a longer one, though, don't you?
05:36Well, it's like a finger.
05:37It's harder to do with a short, fat one.
05:39The tenants.
05:40Do you know, it is something, though, I feel like we could probably make ourselves.
05:43Oh, come on, Georgia.
05:44It's Christmas.
05:44We're very busy.
05:46Well, you're not.
05:48Well, because I've done everything.
05:49So you could make that your job, your one Christmas job.
05:51Well, you're saying I don't do enough to marshal Christmas.
05:55Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying, yeah.
05:56Is that not clear?
05:59You can do pigs in blankets.
06:01I'll do everything else.
06:02On Tuesday night, Lee Mack was looking for Britain's best brains again on ITV.
06:08Do you do quizzes for fun, or do you do it for, like, to keep your mind sharp?
06:12I occasionally do, like, I like sort of brain teasers.
06:16What would be your area of speciality?
06:19Rubik's Cube.
06:20Are you 1% of the country?
06:22Are you top 1%?
06:23I used to be, before I had multiple children.
06:26What would be your best round?
06:27Music, probably.
06:29I don't know.
06:2980s, 70s music.
06:32How old do you think I am?
06:33I genuinely don't know anymore.
06:34I know.
06:34It keeps changing.
06:36It does keep changing.
06:37That's how age works.
06:38See, I don't understand numbers.
06:43All right, let's go.
06:44We're definitely at 1%.
06:45Yeah, totally.
06:46I might have to get my smart glasses on for this.
06:49Oh, no.
06:49Welcome to the 1% of the rollover.
06:53Hoping to lose tonight are our 100 players.
06:55Awful suit he's wearing, man.
06:57Lee Mack, would you?
06:58Oh, yeah.
06:58He has got a looking hat about him.
07:00Okay, it's time for our first question.
07:02Bit of shorts from you.
07:03Be nice.
07:04No shouting out.
07:05Just so that I can do my own workings out.
07:08So this is one that 90% of our survey got right.
07:11So 90% of the UK population would get this right.
07:14So we should get this.
07:15So we should get this.
07:15Are you backing yourself?
07:16Yeah.
07:17Ellie, you'll be all right.
07:18Even thickers get this one right.
07:19Marissa is swiping on a dating app.
07:22Okay.
07:22I'm out.
07:23She is looking for someone with dark hair who doesn't wear glasses and is not clean shaven.
07:29Who does she pick?
07:30Is that literally the question?
07:32First of all, Marissa got problems.
07:34Is Marissa going dating or playing guess who?
07:38Who?
07:38Oh, it's E.
07:39Yeah.
07:39Okay, so D.
07:42Oh, it's not clean shaven.
07:43A. Oh my God, I'm out already.
07:44A.
07:44You out.
07:46I thought it was who's clean shaven.
07:47No, no, no.
07:48No, no, no.
07:48No, no, no.
07:49You don't have time.
07:50I know there's a time.
07:51But what happens when you fill out the circle?
07:53I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:54You can't like X out the circle.
07:55I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:56I would still be thinking.
07:57No, A.
07:58Right, let's see whose lights stay on and are still in the game and how many people are out.
08:01Who got it wrong?
08:02Nobody can be out on this.
08:03They will beg.
08:04There'll be some.
08:05You'd be blue lighted.
08:09So, how are they out?
08:13It's A, B has glasses, C has blonde hair, and D is clean shaven.
08:17But B looks quite like me.
08:19Next.
08:20Easy that.
08:20I hope they're going to get harder.
08:22To be fair, if I was on a dating app, I would be looking for someone different to you,
08:24not the same as you ever already got you.
08:26I'd be looking for, like, an alt.
08:28What, are you looking for an extra?
08:29Okay, let's move on to the 35% question.
08:31Ooh, 35%.
08:32Only 35% of the country would get this.
08:35This is where he usually boils it up.
08:36What word replaces the question mark to complete this common phrase?
08:41What?
08:41Oh, it's you!
08:43Bold.
08:44Amphosand question mark.
08:46Head and shoulders.
08:47Head and shoulders above everyone else, yes.
08:49Head and shoulders.
08:49Oh, I didn't even see that bit.
08:53This is going to be an English thing.
08:55I don't, or a British thing.
08:57I won't.
08:57Head and balls.
08:59No.
08:59Head and balls?
09:00Head and shoulders above the rest.
09:02Well, head and shoulders above everyone else, yeah.
09:04Everyone else?
09:05Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:07Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:10Head and shoulders above everybody else.
09:12Head and shoulders above everybody else.
09:13That's not even a British saying.
09:17Oh, my God.
09:17Oh, shut up.
09:19Well, why didn't you say it?
09:20Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:21We are getting close to the end, and it's now time for the 15% question.
09:26All right, my time to start in.
09:2815%, right, we failed at every other percentage,
09:32so I don't know how we'll make it past 15.
09:34Look at the image to the right.
09:36Yes.
09:37Right.
09:37Oh, Dad, it's all right, then.
09:39I've watched enough bullseye.
09:40I should get this right.
09:41If 9 o'clock is worth 31 points, 3 o'clock is worth 26 points...
09:46Right.
09:46..and 6 o'clock is worth 23 points...
09:49Oh, God.
09:50..how many points is 12 o'clock worth?
09:53I don't understand what that means.
09:55I don't understand what that means.
09:55Do you like times it by something?
09:579 o'clock is 31.
09:59That's crazy.
10:00That's a good question.
10:019 o'clock is worth 31 points.
10:02He's in your head.
10:03I can't do it in my head.
10:0440.
10:05That's 40.
10:0612 o'clock would be at the top.
10:12What's it worth, baby?
10:15You're asking me to give you the answer when I don't know the answer.
10:189 o'clock.
10:20I'm not in the right frame of mind for this tonight.
10:23Let's have a look at the answer.
10:25It's 40.
10:26The score is the sum of where the hour and minute hands are pointing.
10:3040?
10:31Shit, a brick.
10:32There is no hands on that.
10:34I still don't fucking understand what the answer is.
10:36The sum and the answer, I still don't understand.
10:38I hate the 1% club.
10:40That's a fucking super game.
10:41After whittling down the contestants here in the studio,
10:44we are left with the 1% question.
10:46OK, here we go.
10:47Yes.
10:48Whoa.
10:481%.
10:49I can't fall at this now.
10:51Good luck.
10:52This is your 1% question.
10:55I've never, ever got a 1% question right.
10:59Tonight's tonight.
11:00I can feel it in my water.
11:01Heidi Abbey Bedhead just got a new bank card.
11:05Glasses, glasses, quickly.
11:06What a name.
11:07What a fucking name.
11:08If the picture below displays the first 12 digits of the card number,
11:13what are the final four?
11:15Oh, God.
11:16I don't even understand the question.
11:18One, what?
11:19Four.
11:20Oh.
11:20It's the last.
11:21It's the last four out of head,
11:23so wherever head is in the alphabet,
11:25that's the numbers.
11:26So it's...
11:27A, B, C, D, E.
11:28Shut up, Giles.
11:29A, B, C, D, E.
11:29Five is E.
11:30So it's eight.
11:33Five.
11:34A, B, C, D, E.
11:37A, B, C, D.
11:38Eight, five, one.
11:39Can you shut up, please?
11:40Eight, five, one, four.
11:43Eight, five, one, four.
11:46It's alphabetical numbering.
11:50Eight, five, one, four.
11:53This one's so much easier than the other one.
11:54Eight, five.
11:56Okay, your time's up.
11:57One, three.
11:59Eight, five, one, three.
12:01Eight, five, one, three.
12:02Eight, five, one, three.
12:03I've got it.
12:04I've got it.
12:04I've got it.
12:05Eight, five, one, three.
12:08Eight, five, one, four.
12:09Oh, you know what? That's four.
12:12You never said three.
12:13Eight, five, one, four, didn't I?
12:15I said eight, five, one, four.
12:16You never said eight, five, one, three.
12:18Oh, I love you so much. You're so gorgeous and intelligent.
12:22I can get some things right.
12:23Hanson and smart.
12:26Thanks, baby.
12:29I would say that.
12:32You've never said that before in your life, and I appreciate it.
12:34Oh, of course I have.
12:36Oh, what do you know?
12:37Oh, and how did you do?
12:41I did fine.
12:44Out on the first question, I believe?
12:48Yeah, and subsequently got none of them right?
12:53Yeah, yeah, that's correct.
12:54Nailing it, that's fine.
12:55How did you know that there was something to do with a name?
12:57Because it's such a ludicrous name.
12:59That's quite sentimental and rude.
13:01Well, I mean, it's an odd name to put in the question.
13:04The oddness of the name alerts you to the fact that that must have something to do with the answer.
13:08All right, Columbo.
13:09We have.
13:16Who's seen this one?
13:17Gogglebox.
13:18Sponsored by three.
13:20It really gets going in episode two.
13:26The one on the left should get us on show.
13:30Give me a really nice baby hamper.
13:32Gogglebox.
13:33Sponsored by three.
13:34In New York.
13:38I used to be really upset about our tree.
13:40Yeah, you got your way.
13:41We got a small tree.
13:42Hey, don't make it about me.
13:44Kieran and his wife, Jas.
13:46You want a small tree.
13:47I want a big tree.
13:47No.
13:48I sort of thought we compromised, and then I got home and went, oh, this thing's tiny.
13:51But you were like, this is a good tree.
13:53I thought so.
13:53And then that guy kept cutting off the bottom while he was talking to us.
13:56I think he was distracted.
13:57Let me just do one more layer of branches.
13:59Yeah, no.
13:59I should have spoken up.
14:00You should have.
14:01You know what I keep thinking?
14:02Because I know it's only been two days.
14:03What?
14:04I keep thinking, like, when you're away or you're asleep, I'm going to go out and buy
14:07a new tree.
14:07You got another tree.
14:08Take down all the lights.
14:09I will notice.
14:10I don't know if you will.
14:13On Sunday night, there were more showbiz types hanging out with Mr. Chips on ITV.
14:19This next one I know all about, and you don't know anything, because you're an American.
14:24So it's catchphrase.
14:25So this is supposed to.
14:26Oh, do you know, like, Wheel of Fortune?
14:28Yes.
14:29You spin a wheel, and you solve the puzzle.
14:32Say no more.
14:33I have always loved a bit of catchphrase.
14:36Maybe it's because I say it how I see it in life.
14:38Yeah, that's probably the reason.
14:40And I think you like it because it's simple.
14:42I don't believe you've never seen catchphrase.
14:47Well, I've never seen catchphrase.
14:49Believe it.
14:49It's say what you see.
14:50If you see it, see it.
14:51Say what you see.
14:52If you see it, see it.
14:53Welcome to a festive edition of Celebrity Catchphrase.
14:57Festive and celebrity.
14:59What's next?
15:00Let's not hold back.
15:01Let's get going.
15:02Are you ready at home?
15:04Super ready.
15:04Well, we'll try.
15:05We'll give it our try.
15:06We're going to do it with you, Stephen.
15:08Come on.
15:09Here is your first catchphrase.
15:10Good luck.
15:11Oh, edge of your seat.
15:16So what am I supposed to do?
15:17What's the little phrase?
15:18What's the little piece on earth?
15:19World piece.
15:20Oh, that's it?
15:21This is the game?
15:22Yeah.
15:22Yeah, world piece.
15:23Just say what you see.
15:25I've not a Twinkie and a rocket.
15:27What are we looking at?
15:29Just say what you see.
15:29Oh, I'm supposed to be looking at the word peace on the earth.
15:35Bill.
15:35Bill Bailey's got it.
15:36Bill Bailey's no slouch.
15:38He's got it.
15:38Christmas peace.
15:40Oh, it's not Christmas peace.
15:42Christmas peace.
15:43They must have took his brain out when they cut his hair off.
15:45He looks like Billy Joel now.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:48He does look like Bill Bailey Joel.
15:51Peace on earth.
15:51It's peace on earth.
15:53Of course she gets it.
15:55It's nothing like Wheel of Fortune.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:58I'm it.
15:59Here's your next catchphrase.
16:00Georgia, this one's yours.
16:03Best sheep.
16:05Sheep necklace.
16:07What is happening here?
16:09Goat in a tumble dryer.
16:11Oh, it might be a goat.
16:13Best in goat.
16:14Best in goat.
16:15Bill.
16:17The greatest of all time.
16:19The goat.
16:20Yes, greatest of all time.
16:21It's correct.
16:22Right, Bailey Joel.
16:23I don't get that.
16:24Nommi.
16:25I didn't see the relevance of the goat.
16:27Nommi.
16:28These catchphrases are all quite sort of...
16:30Well, for the youth.
16:31They're quite youth-based.
16:32We're far too old for this.
16:33Well, you are.
16:34Here's your next one.
16:38Spring cleaning.
16:39Dusting.
16:39Dropping the spring.
16:40Dropping your dust.
16:41So back.
16:41Oh, I tell you what, there's nothing worse when this happens.
16:44What's Mr. Chips just done?
16:46Something horrifying.
16:47What the hell was that?
16:48What is he doing?
16:49He's chucking away his back.
16:50What is he chucking his ass?
16:52Well, he's dusting and he's taking off his...
16:55Back?
16:56Dusty bum.
16:57No.
16:59What's he up to there?
17:02He threw his back out the door.
17:04Threw his back out.
17:05Threw his back out.
17:05Put his back out.
17:06Put his back out.
17:07Threw my back in.
17:09Oh, threw my back out.
17:10Out.
17:10No, no, Ian's better.
17:13Bill.
17:14He's put his back out.
17:15He certainly has.
17:16We got that one right.
17:17I got that.
17:18He put his back out.
17:19He put his back out.
17:20Nat's put his back out and he doesn't bloody shut up about it.
17:23And you will be taking...
17:24After all that, Bill had made it to the final for the chance to win £50,000.
17:30Bill, I really hope you do it.
17:32Simple as that.
17:33Are you ready?
17:34I'm ready.
17:34Come on, Bill.
17:36Come on, Jane.
17:40Ooh, gold celebrities.
17:42Pointing golden balls.
17:44Look at my balls.
17:46Golden globes, red carpet.
17:48Says the actor.
17:50Couple of gold worlds.
17:51Golden globe rewards.
17:53Pass.
17:54Pass!
17:57Reading the plot backwards.
17:58Follow the plot.
17:59Follow the plot, yes, yes.
18:02Plot.
18:03Ooh.
18:04Plot twist.
18:05Oh, unraveled.
18:05The plot.
18:05The plot twist.
18:07Oh, right.
18:08The plot thickens.
18:09The plot thickens, Bill.
18:11He's not going to get a PhD.
18:13The plot spirals.
18:14What's on the spiral, Bill?
18:15Come on, Bill.
18:16What catchphrases are about spirals?
18:18Complicated plot.
18:19The plot turns into a spiral.
18:21Oh, my God.
18:22Bill.
18:23No, he's put on the spot.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:25The plot thickens.
18:26Pass.
18:27Come on, Bill.
18:28I'm not judging.
18:29Because I bet when you're there, it's tough.
18:31But Bill is shit at this.
18:35House party.
18:36House party.
18:37Come on, Bill.
18:38House party.
18:39Oh, it's about time.
18:40Correct next.
18:41Number eight.
18:42Oh, we're out of time.
18:43Oh, no.
18:44Poor guy.
18:462,500 pounds.
18:48Oh.
18:48Bill.
18:49Listen, Bill.
18:50Sorry.
18:50Listen, you've got nothing to apologise for.
18:52You do.
18:53No, you should apologise.
18:54Well, better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, isn't it?
18:58I don't know.
18:59On reflection.
19:01That was quite painful to watch, wasn't it?
19:03What was this charity we never found out?
19:04We didn't know that, no.
19:06Hopefully it'll stand up to cancer.
19:10This week, we watched Becca's story.
19:16We have three children.
19:18Matthew's the eldest.
19:19And then Rebecca is the middle child.
19:21And Sophie, the baby.
19:23Look at all the measurements.
19:25Did that with the kids.
19:27Ah, it was a little measuring post.
19:29Always got my nerves.
19:30Our nickname for Becca as a small baby was Smiler.
19:37No.
19:39That smile's infectious.
19:42She was probably about nine or ten.
19:44And she watched this programme about Great Ormond Street.
19:48And she just decided from that moment on,
19:50that's what she wanted to become, was a doctor.
19:54Oh, God, how amazing.
19:56I think at nine years of age, you're saying you want to be a doctor.
19:58That's dedication, isn't it?
19:59Yes.
20:00We were just so proud.
20:03She loved being a doctor.
20:07Oh, you would be proud, wouldn't you?
20:09Yeah.
20:10So, back in June 2023,
20:14she basically had gone out for a few drinks, nothing crazy,
20:17come home, and she basically couldn't go to the toilet.
20:21So, she went into A&E.
20:23She noticed that her tummy was distended for a few days afterwards.
20:27She spoke to her consultant, and he said,
20:29I'm going to send you for a scan.
20:30Let's have a look.
20:34Boy.
20:36Jesus.
20:37Oh, no.
20:42Oh, no.
20:46God.
20:49As parents, do you try and do everything in your power to look after your child?
20:57And you don't have any power over this, do you?
21:09It's got no control at all, have you?
21:11Family shouldn't be having to go through this.
21:13Seeing your sister so weak and ill,
21:16and then having to shave her hair off is,
21:19is, yeah.
21:25Heartbreaking.
21:27Oh, God.
21:30You had your hair off.
21:32It's one of the worst bits.
21:33Yes.
21:34Yes.
21:34Bloody hell, Becca.
21:58There are no further children.
22:05Oh.
22:09Oh, no.
22:10There's no hope now.
22:19When you're told there is no hope,
22:21you've got nothing left to say.
22:25I kind of sat on the edge of the bed
22:32and had her head just on my shoulder.
22:34I just kind of cuddled her like that.
22:38And Matthew had got up.
22:41I sat with her on the bed at that point.
22:44And again, she lay into my shoulder.
22:47But then she came into this world.
22:50And I held her.
22:52And as she left,
22:54as she left this world,
22:56I held her too.
23:05Oh, my God.
23:14It's not right.
23:16It is awfully sad.
23:20No mother should bury her child.
23:23No mother should bury her child.
23:33Oh, God.
23:35God, Sue.
23:35She never long, did she?
23:3730.
23:39It's so random and brutally unjust, isn't it?
23:42You raise your children.
23:50You try and get them too quick.
23:51And then you don't expect them to die in their 30s.
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24:20Does anybody else feel a bit dizzy?
24:35We've got that one little goggled-off set-up race here.
24:47And, look who's joined with her, it's only really Greg Deavis.
24:50Oh, hello.
24:51You were very good with your acting, can I say.
24:54So were you, weren't we?
24:56We were.
24:56Weren't we quite there?
24:57It was amazing chemistry.
24:59It's a national theatre next day, baby.
25:00And our mascots are wonderful mascots.
25:01We love that.
25:02But you've come here to support your mate, your colleague, Alex Horn.
25:05I have, little Alex, I have.
25:07And it's, it's tough for me,
25:09because I've been on record for nearly 10 years now
25:11of saying I despise them.
25:14And I do.
25:15I do.
25:18But even you...
25:19But it's difficult on a night like this.
25:20And you've got to be impressed with what he is attempting to do.
25:23I am amazed by what he's attempting to do.
25:23So for 24 hours already,
25:26they have been singing the same song.
25:28This is Alex Horn in the horn section.
25:30We join them live now.
25:32We join them live here to the studio.
25:39How do you think he's looking?
25:41I, I think he looks close to tears.
25:44And that's everything I could have wanted and more.
25:48He's doing a wonderful thing for a wonderful cause.
25:52And also he looks like he's going to cry.
25:54It's the three things I hope for, Claire.
25:56And the trouble is, look, he really does love his music.
25:59And he may never, ever want to play an instrument or sing again.
26:02I think he's, I think he's learned a lesson here.
26:05I think he's learned a lesson.
26:06A very valuable one.
26:07Some of his ideas, they don't work over a 24-hour period.
26:10But I mean, what an effort from the boy and from the, from the rest of the band.
26:16It's incredible, isn't it?
26:17I, I honestly think, you know, this is the, the music marathon we never knew we needed.
26:22And you can follow it live.
26:23Look at them.
26:24Look at them.
26:25Sorry, Claire.
26:25Look how broken they are.
26:27They're on their way back to the studio here.
26:29We will be seeing them later and we will join you again after Celebrity Goblin.
26:36He looks so broad.
26:39This bit will blow your wear.
26:44He's the same age as me.
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26:49In South West London.
26:53Think of any word.
26:55And on the count of three, we're going to both say the word that I think you're thinking of at the same time.
27:01One, two, three.
27:02Jumper.
27:04How did you do that?
27:05Do you want to do it again?
27:06Good friends Nick and Joe.
27:09On the count of three again.
27:09Yeah, you ready?
27:10One, two, three.
27:12Cup.
27:14No way.
27:15I know.
27:16How are you doing that?
27:17I don't know.
27:17It's because I looked at the cup, wasn't it?
27:19No.
27:20Do you want the third one?
27:22Last one.
27:23Last one.
27:24Last one.
27:24Go like completely rogue.
27:26Think of a country.
27:28No, it's too obvious.
27:29Oh, okay.
27:30All right, okay, go for it.
27:31We'll go country.
27:31You got a country?
27:32Yeah, I've got a country.
27:33Yeah?
27:33Rogue.
27:34Okay.
27:35No more clues.
27:36Right, here we go.
27:37I'm going to close my eyes, okay?
27:38Ready?
27:39Yeah.
27:40One, two, three.
27:42Vatican City.
27:43This week, Netflix was prepping for a right royal Christmas.
27:49Megan's back, Jane.
27:51I know.
27:52She's sort of getting ready for like kind of a mate coming round and she'll just sort of
27:57make sort of like a quiche and some sort of table decorations and they'll have a chat.
28:03But it's just sort of nice, it's just nice to watch and look at.
28:06It's very comforting.
28:08You had me at quiche.
28:09Oh, this one's kind of pretty.
28:13It has a great shape.
28:15I think this is the one.
28:17It's a great tree.
28:17You didn't like the fact that we were out in the rain picking our Christmas trees yesterday?
28:21No, the misery added to the Christmas chair.
28:25When I string the lights on a tree, I do inside so it's lit from within and on the border right
28:30on the outside.
28:31Sure you do.
28:31For me, I light, start at the front of the branch, tie, back, forth, back, forth, back,
28:38forth, all the way to the top.
28:40Do you know what I do when I'm putting the lights on?
28:42Leave it to pay.
28:43Yeah.
28:43And the same with ornaments.
28:44You want to find the placement for them where they're going to find their light.
28:48Can one year, can I do it?
28:50Sure.
28:51You know I'm going to die before you.
28:52You can do it then.
28:53Sure.
28:55Yeah.
28:56Deal.
28:56With my next husband.
28:59That's a fun thought.
29:00How long do you think I'll be in the grave before you remarry?
29:05A couple of weeks.
29:06Yeah, I knew it was going to be fast.
29:08The kids will just start calling him dad.
29:09Yeah.
29:14I don't know what Megan can teach.
29:16I'm here to find out what Megan can teach me.
29:18Is she actually doing this though?
29:20Well, I think that...
29:21Or is it like Blue Peter?
29:22I think...
29:23Where they go, here's one we made earlier.
29:24I think there must be an element of like, we've prepped a lot of this.
29:27It's time to go.
29:33Festive rapping.
29:34Festive rapping.
29:34Excellent.
29:35I need to know how to do this.
29:37Oh, somebody at the door.
29:38Someone to do our rapping for us.
29:39It's Megan.
29:40Oh my God, can you imagine?
29:41I love having tone on tone.
29:46Tone on tone.
29:47Don't we all?
29:48I love having tone on tone.
29:50As well as a wax seal.
29:51Oh, wax seal.
29:53Why haven't we thought about wax seal?
29:55We should, yeah, just get a wax seal.
29:57We should get a family seal.
29:58Roll crest of it as well.
29:59Charles will be looking for that.
30:00It's the tiniest detail that suddenly feels elevated.
30:07Oh.
30:07I bet that's for Camilla, that.
30:09It's a Bayliss and Harden gift set.
30:11Yeah.
30:12Probably a Pumice Stone.
30:13Yeah.
30:13Something like that.
30:14I can't wait for our last guest.
30:18Welcoming Tom Colicchio.
30:19Oh, oh.
30:20Now, usually everyone that comes round, she's worked with on suits.
30:25Right.
30:26So she just goes through the cast.
30:28Or the crew.
30:29A bit like my podcast.
30:31Yeah.
30:31Yeah, yeah.
30:32All the traitors.
30:35Hello.
30:36Here he is.
30:37Oh, she's just had a big smelly mouthful of food and now Colicchio's here.
30:41I'm very excited you're here.
30:43We're going to have some fun today.
30:44I want to hear about some of your family recipes and traditions and all that jazz.
30:49There was always this beet salad.
30:50Beets, is that right?
30:51Beetroot.
30:52Beetroot.
30:52Oh.
30:53Every Christmas.
30:54What do I say to you every Christmas?
30:55I could murder a beet salad.
30:57Every Christmas.
30:57It was beets.
30:59And then it was a mixture of red onion, celery, artichoke hearts.
31:03Okay.
31:04Yeah.
31:05Can I tell you why I'm chuckling?
31:07Why are you chuckling, Megan?
31:08Why is it funny?
31:09So if I gave you the top things that my husband hates.
31:12Uh-oh.
31:13Beets.
31:14He would call them beetroot, as they say in England.
31:15What?
31:16He doesn't like beetroot.
31:17He does not like beetroot.
31:18It's Prince Harry.
31:19Okay.
31:19So can I show you one of my family favorites now?
31:22Yeah, go on.
31:22What we're going to have is a fallout.
31:26You're making gumbo, right?
31:27Yes, indeed.
31:28Oh, gumbo.
31:29That's very, like, soul food-y.
31:31So my mom's family is from Tennessee, like, around Chattanooga.
31:35Isn't there a song, Mary, called Chattanooga Choo Choo?
31:39Hmm.
31:39Would you like to sing it for me?
31:41No, I'd rather get a knife and stab you.
31:43Oh, that's not very Christmassy, Mary.
31:45Smells like Christmas now.
31:48Hi, guys.
31:50There he is.
31:51There he is.
31:51Oh, there he is.
31:53Oh, he's here.
31:53Oh, my God.
31:55He's made an appearance.
31:56Oh, my God.
31:57He's holding on to his fringe.
31:59I smell gumbo.
32:00I was like, I literally, I was like, there's so much buzz around.
32:02He smells gumbo.
32:03I smell gumbo.
32:05Stop it.
32:06What?
32:06Do I need to do the voice?
32:08Gumbo, for me, is, like, one of my favorites, especially her mom's.
32:10Of course he says that.
32:13You know, especially her mom's, because it's really the only relative that we've got left.
32:18It is delicious.
32:20I'm not so sure it's as good as your mom's, but it's certainly close.
32:23Wow.
32:24Oh.
32:25Oh.
32:26This is the most he's ever been in it.
32:28Is it?
32:29Yeah, it's normally a sort of flyby.
32:31I think he genuinely wants to try the gumbo.
32:33Yeah, he did.
32:34He smelt it.
32:35Mm.
32:36I smelt the gumbo.
32:38He said.
32:38Who has the time?
32:41Megan.
32:44Well, because she's only got two kids.
32:45Oh.
32:49Already becoming snobby with three.
32:51Oh, two is easy.
32:52When we had two, we would have been able to do this.
32:54All the time in the world.
32:55Try having three, stupid.
32:58Lazy.
32:58Lazy.
32:58This week, we watch Matthew's story.
33:09My name's Matthew Starkey.
33:11He's handsome.
33:12Oh, he's an handsome lad.
33:13Growing up, I would have been big into football, and sport has always been a big part of my life.
33:18I would have gone to the gym, walk, played football with friends.
33:21Just a normal dude, isn't he?
33:23Mm-hmm.
33:23I met Carrie through a date nap.
33:26It was during COVID.
33:28We met in a car park for a socially distanced walk.
33:33I think that's very romantic.
33:35Yeah.
33:36Matthew is just so caring and lovely and respectful, and that's what I was ever looking for in somebody.
33:42Sweet.
33:44Oh, they look a good match, don't they?
33:49Oh, he noticed a swelling in his leg.
33:51Oh, no.
33:53Put it down to just wear and tear and being in my 30s.
33:57And you would think that, wouldn't you?
33:59Yeah.
34:00I basically started to lose control of my right leg.
34:03My leg buckled underneath me, and I sort of fell to the ground.
34:07Oh, my God.
34:08Went to the hospital, got the scan, and I could tell the doctors and nurses were looking at me a little bit differently.
34:14Oh, you don't want that.
34:15That's not a good sign, is it?
34:17Got a call, and was like, can you come in?
34:18Like, the doctors want to speak to you, and I was just like, right, okay.
34:23So the alarm bells were ringing?
34:24Yeah.
34:25Um, gave us the worst juice.
34:31Oh, God.
34:31Oh, my God.
34:32What was in his brain?
34:41I have basically a brain tumour, but it's growing on my spinal cord as the primary spot.
34:49Two years to live.
34:52As the diagnosis got more and more assessed, the timeline became less.
35:02Oh.
35:03They'd talked about a year instead of two years.
35:06Oh.
35:07So it was a big sort of shock.
35:10Getting that kind of news at 32 years old.
35:14They're so sick, because your loved ones are just your absolute world, aren't they?
35:22Matthew was like, well, we want to get married, we want to do this, and he was just like, do it all now, because you don't know what's ahead of you.
35:30Do you know what, fair play to Matthew for still being in, like, high spirits, you know what I mean?
35:35And wanting to, like, marry Carrie.
35:37They're rushing to condense all their life plans down into a short time now, aren't they?
35:42Yeah.
35:42You're right.
35:43Yeah.
35:51Oh, wow.
35:52I imagine it was a very emotional day.
35:54Mm-hmm.
35:55Good.
35:56I've already made it to the wedding.
36:00It was just a day of positive love.
36:05The energy in the room, I just kept saying, if you could bottle this up, you could sell it for millions.
36:10That would have been a bit of a sweeter, fair, isn't it?
36:12Yeah.
36:13It just was a day of celebration.
36:16So I'd like to start this speech by raising a toast to my new wife, Carrie.
36:19Yeah!
36:20Aw.
36:22Thank you for showing me what unconditional love is, and thank you for just being you.
36:30Look at the way she looks, Sam.
36:32I don't know how long I have, but I would just like to get back home and just start married
36:40life with Carrie in our house, and just get through it together.
36:45Live life together as long as you can.
36:52Oh, God.
36:53Oh, no.
36:54Oh, no, don't tell me.
36:55Six weeks.
37:00Six weeks.
37:00Oh, my God.
37:09At least he got his time with that, didn't he?
37:13Your dad had a married man.
37:15Yeah.
37:16I'm so glad you've managed to find love and make it all to celebrate each other.
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37:56Does anybody else feel a bit dizzy?
38:12Come on, Colin, you're missing it.
38:14It's quite good.
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38:24In Hampshire.
38:26What do you want for Christmas?
38:27I would like pajamas because I'm full of fun these days.
38:31Yeah.
38:32Josh and his wife, Tamsin.
38:34You used to do this really annoying thing, which for the month leading up to Christmas, just buy everything that you wanted.
38:41It was all on sale.
38:41I know, but you were also like, oh, I'm coming to the end of the year.
38:44What do I want?
38:45Oh, I'll just get it all myself.
38:46And I'd see all these packages being like, oh, that's what I was going to get.
38:49Oh, that's what I was going to get you.
38:50Because I also look and see all the things you might need.
38:53And then I just have nothing for you.
38:54Well, lucky for you, I didn't buy anything for myself this year.
38:56No.
38:58Because I'm not buying things anymore.
39:00That's my new thing.
39:01So I'll give your pajamas away.
39:03No, the pajamas I do need.
39:04On Tuesday night, James May was fiddling about in his man cave again on Discovery+.
39:11Chin-chin.
39:14There it is.
39:15Cheers.
39:15You like parching in your shed, mate, don't you?
39:18Yeah.
39:19I think every man likes parching, doesn't he?
39:21Like that?
39:22You ought to put your bed out there.
39:24Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
39:25Shed load of ideas.
39:31I'd appreciate that title.
39:32I used to have a shed in the house that we were at.
39:35And I used to love it when it rained.
39:37Because I'd go and make a cup of tea.
39:39And sit in it.
39:39And then go outside, sit in the shed with the door like half open.
39:43Oh, that's nice.
39:43The sound of rain feels gorgeous.
39:44And just be like, oh, this is nice.
39:46Yeah.
39:47I love it when it rains outside.
39:48And then my wife would come and be like, what are you doing?
39:49What are you doing?
39:50Just having five minutes.
39:52It's not easy running a pub, you know?
39:53What with business rates, the cost of thatching.
39:57He runs a pub as well.
39:58Oh, yeah, he does.
39:58He runs a pub, don't they?
39:59Oh, they all run pubs, don't they?
40:01And on top of all that, I have to think about choosing the right flavour of crisps.
40:06Oh, poor James.
40:08He's got to think about the right flavour of crisps.
40:10Prawn cocktail, me.
40:11Yeah, that's good.
40:12I love prawn cocktail.
40:13Yeah.
40:14Roast chicken.
40:15Take over.
40:16Roast chicken crisps.
40:17Yeah.
40:17We love crisps, but we have identified a problem.
40:21There's none in there.
40:22Yeah.
40:22It's just all full of air.
40:24You're basically buying air.
40:25But what if you get halfway down the bag and then you suddenly think, do you know what?
40:29I fancy salt and vinegar.
40:32This is a major problem in the UK, isn't it?
40:34Oh, no, no.
40:35You don't want to do like a multi-crisp within a bag situation.
40:37This is your idea of hell, isn't it?
40:38Oh, my God, this is awful.
40:40Mixing your flavours.
40:41Me and Ben like doing this.
40:42If we're having, you know, a bit of a crisp night, we will open a bag of salt and vinegar
40:47and cheese and onion to counteract the acidity of the salt and vinegar.
40:52Who has a crisp night?
40:55You have, rather than a packet of crisps, a bowl of completely plain crisps.
41:00Uh-huh.
41:01So what's he going to do?
41:02So you picked a crisp up and you think, I think I'll have salt and vinegar for this
41:05one.
41:06You spray it on.
41:07Oh, James.
41:09Right.
41:10No.
41:10So now he's got a soggy crisp.
41:12Yeah.
41:12Oh, stop it.
41:14I don't hate it.
41:15Uh-huh.
41:16I don't hate it.
41:18Every crisp could be different.
41:20I don't trust the British public to do anything.
41:22Someone's going to like pick up a bottle of window lean and spray the crisp.
41:25That's so weird.
41:26Let me talk to you a bit about some of the flavours I was imagining.
41:30Spam.
41:31Spam?
41:31What Spam?
41:32Luncheon meat.
41:34Right.
41:34I had Spam the other day after you'd done my nails.
41:37Did you?
41:37Spam and egg sarnie, yeah.
41:39I nearly got Spam and egg sarnie this morning, but I got a full English instead.
41:44Anchovies.
41:45Anchovy crisps.
41:46Fuck off.
41:47Spam and anchovy.
41:48No one is buying that, James May.
41:49You're creating problems, not solutions to them.
41:52Right, there's the cubed Spam.
41:55You've added some more oil into there, yeah?
41:56I have, yes.
41:57Are they going to be making the crisps in front of our eyes right now?
42:00He's going to change it into, so it can be in one of those atomizers.
42:04That's his ultimate goal.
42:06Oh, he's always like liquid Spam.
42:07I guess so.
42:08Is it worth sprinkling a little bit of salt in as well, too?
42:11Oh, yes.
42:12Oh, God.
42:13Oh, no.
42:14You're adding salt to Spam and anchovies?
42:16I mean, that's two quite salty products to spray on an already salted crisp.
42:21Spam and anchovy crisp for the first time in the history of humanity.
42:27Could be the last time, James.
42:29Oh, God.
42:30Is this what men do in man caves?
42:32No.
42:37And?
42:38And?
42:39Well, he's going to say it's delicious, isn't he?
42:40Just because he has to.
42:44So he works.
42:45So he doesn't say that it's good.
42:46He just says it works.
42:47It works.
42:47The crisp spray atomizer coming soon to a pub near me.
42:57I mean, it makes me hungry for some crisps.
43:00No, it very much solidifies my don't want to put crisps anywhere near my mouth.
43:05Store it here first.
43:06And last.
43:07And last.
43:08And never again.
43:10I think he really thinks it's going to sweep the nation spraying your crisps.
43:13In Wiltshire.
43:18You do crack in Ireland, but in English we have a sense of humour.
43:22And one of the things we like to do is to do teasing.
43:26Giles and his wife, Mary.
43:28Teasing.
43:29I don't want you to touch me.
43:31I want nothing further to do with you.
43:34I'm going to catch a taxi back to London.
43:37Now.
43:37Stop it.
43:39Christmas spirit.
43:40It's not.
43:40This is Christmas spirit.
43:41Stop it.
43:43It's the Christmas spirit, Mary.
43:47I don't want you to tell me that the...
43:49Ding-dong, merrily on high.
43:52This week, an all-time classic had us in the mood for a festive sing-song on Disney+.
43:58Boom.
44:00Pedders.
44:02Dropper Bailey's.
44:03Sound of Music.
44:05What a combo.
44:06What a combo.
44:07Never seen it.
44:09Really?
44:09Yeah.
44:10What's it about?
44:10Hub-num.
44:11Actually, Rich T.
44:12Screw that.
44:13Yeah, Rich T.
44:13Classic.
44:14What I do know is it's Judy Andrews.
44:17Julie.
44:18And that.
44:19Julie Andrews.
44:20So, Judy and Julie were in this.
44:29Rodgers and Hamsterers.
44:34This is my favourite film of all time, Nutty.
44:37Yes.
44:37You're very sentimental.
44:38I just have to think of it.
44:41Just have to think of it.
44:42It set you off, hasn't it, Mary?
44:44Yes.
44:46It reminds me of when people were nice.
44:48Steady.
44:49Steady, Nutty.
44:50Steady.
44:51What do you have to do?
44:52Do you remember when the average person was really nice?
44:54Well, they're still nice, Mary.
44:56They're all watching video nasties now.
44:59They're not all watching.
45:05She gets taught belly.
45:07Yeah, of course she does.
45:07Well, no, no, she should.
45:09She should.
45:12I've never seen this.
45:13That's insane.
45:14Oh.
45:15Oh, it's just joyous.
45:20Oh, spin.
45:23Spin, Julie.
45:29Could you not?
45:31I don't know that I can resist.
45:33Right.
45:33With songs they have sung
45:36For a thousand years
45:40My heart wants to sing every song
45:44I hate musicals.
45:46It's so.
45:48Do you know there's your favorite thing?
45:50There's singing kids.
45:51Oh, God.
45:52Okay, when that happens, I have to leave.
45:55With the sound of music
45:58I literally can't watch this without smiling.
46:01No, it's a very, very fun film.
46:03I think I might make
46:04all our children's clothes
46:05out of our curtains.
46:05Sing once more.
46:17All right, show off.
46:19They don't make films like this anymore.
46:21Thank God for that.
46:22Later, after Maria had met
46:24the Von Trapp kids.
46:26Lisa.
46:27Friedrich.
46:29Louisa.
46:31Pedro.
46:33Die.
46:35We found ourselves at a fancy party.
46:40He looks a bit like David Cameron.
46:41Ladies and gentlemen.
46:43Oh, the elegance
46:44and the days before junk food.
46:48Everyone's slim and exquisite.
46:50The children of Captain Von Trapp
46:52wish to say goodnight to you.
46:53Oh, how charming.
46:55Oh, I like this one.
46:56Oh, I know, too.
46:57This is where they come down the stairs,
46:58didn't they?
46:58Yeah, yeah.
46:59Huh?
47:01Oh, what is this surprise?
47:06Oh, great.
47:08Time for the children to perform.
47:10Does it turn out that the one in the middle
47:11is actually their mother?
47:13That would be the EastEnders version.
47:14There's a sad sort of clanging
47:17from the clock in the hall
47:19and the bells in the steeple, too.
47:23And up in the nursery
47:25an absurd little bird
47:27is popping out to say
47:29cuckoo.
47:30Are you so moved?
47:31Poor kids.
47:32Cuckoo.
47:34Cuckoo.
47:34Cuckoo.
47:35But firmly they come tell us
47:37You'll recognise this.
47:46Here we go.
47:46So long, farewell,
47:48avidus and goodbye.
47:50I hate to go
47:52and leave his pretty side.
47:58Each one goes.
48:02Oh, I see.
48:04Avidus saying adieu
48:05Adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu
48:07To you and you and you
48:09Okay, he knew that part.
48:10Yeah.
48:13Who are they saying goodbye to?
48:15Just the adults.
48:16This is the kind of shit
48:17you pull when you don't want
48:18to go to bed.
48:19Yeah.
48:19To get another ten minutes.
48:21Yeah.
48:22He's burst into song and dance.
48:25So long, farewell,
48:27avidus saying goodbye.
48:29Just go to sleep.
48:30And leave a sigh
48:31and say goodbye.
48:32Goodbye.
48:35Wow.
48:35You had a beautiful high note there.
48:38So long.
48:38So long.
48:39Goodbye.
48:40Avidus saying goodbye.
48:41I can't.
48:42I'm going to get a snack.
48:46This is the best bit though.
48:48Oh.
48:49The sun has gone.
48:54Scratching her arse up the stairs.
48:56Oh my God.
48:56Now the little one's singing.
48:58Yeah, but she's really cute.
48:59Yeah, that helps.
49:01Goodbye.
49:02Isn't that lovely.
49:08Oh, mercifully.
49:10Please tell me there's not more.
49:11Okay.
49:12No more kids, right?
49:13I'm glad Jimmy's not watched this
49:15because you know what will be coming next,
49:16don't you?
49:17Oh God, yeah.
49:18Full performance every night.
49:19Yeah.
49:21Up and down the stairs like a yo-yo.
49:22It's bad enough as it is.
49:24Giving it cuckoo.
49:25Cuckoo.
49:26Go to bed.
49:27In Devon, things are getting a little tense.
49:37That was well good.
49:46Yeah.
49:47That was good.
49:48Should we watch another?
49:48Gogglebox for Stand Up to Cancer.
49:51Sponsored by Scottish Power.
49:53Will's paper.
49:53Go to bed.
49:56Do you know what?
49:56Go.
50:02Oh, yeah.
50:02Okay.
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