- 4 days ago
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00Daniel, I've got a Seasome fan.
00:30that's our holiday money
00:34all these pricks round here
00:37noses in the air
00:38looking down at us
00:39fucking jealous now, innit?
00:43do you want to hold it?
00:47don't want to get your prints on that
00:48make you an accessory
00:50don't say those things to him
00:51about fucking time
00:53so, how do I look?
00:58what is she, son?
01:01she's a tart, dad
01:02that's right
01:03she's a tart
01:05is me coming?
01:10no, leave away, do a bit of work
01:11what is this?
01:22no
01:23What that is?
01:32No.
01:32You would say no.
01:34No, no, no.
01:35No.
01:36Let me do things.
01:38Stop.
01:39But is this nice?
01:40Is it?
01:42That's it.
01:43My friend.
01:44This is it.
01:45No, no, no, not this.
01:46Yes.
01:47This is music.
01:48This is, this is my song.
01:50Can we have something a bit?
01:51Which I'm certain, I live, a life that's cold, and travel each and every highway.
02:06Still good though.
02:08Hey, you listening boy.
02:10I did it, my way.
02:18Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.
02:32I did what I had to do, and saw it through, without exemption.
02:45Each chartered chorus.
02:47Each chartered chorus.
02:48Each chartered chorus.
02:49Each careful step.
02:50Each chartered chorus.
02:51Each careful step.
02:52Along the byway.
02:53And more, much more than this.
02:58Each chartered chorus.
02:59Each chartered chorus.
03:00Each chartered chorus.
03:01Each chartered chorus.
03:02Each chartered chorus.
03:03Each chartered chorus.
03:04Each chartered chorus.
03:05Each chartered chorus.
03:06Each chartered chorus.
03:07Each chartered chorus.
03:08Each chartered chorus.
03:09Each chartered chorus.
03:10Each chartered chorus.
03:11Each chartered chorus.
03:12Each chartered chorus.
03:13Each chartered chorus.
03:14Each chartered chorus.
03:15Each chartered chorus.
03:16Each chartered chorus.
03:17Each chartered chorus.
03:18Each chartered chorus.
03:19Each chartered chorus.
03:20Each chartered chorus.
03:21Each chartered chorus.
03:22Each chartered chorus.
03:23Each chartered chorus.
03:24Each chartered chorus.
03:25Each chartered chorus.
03:26And spit it out
03:29I faced it all
03:33And I stood tall
03:35And did it my way
03:56Yeah, mate
04:13Mate, did one of us, will you?
04:17One of your Polaroids
04:18Did one of us, eh?
04:21Just one is all
04:26Nice one
04:31Thank you
04:32Come on
04:38Just popping out
04:49Coming back there, right?
04:50Yeah, of course I am
04:51Because we're dinner at eight
04:52I said I'm coming back, didn't I?
04:56A doll
05:00What's the price, miss?
05:14I'm coming back there
05:18We're at a gas 이야기를
05:19And down
05:20Just inonessem
05:21Time to pay
05:25Okay, let's see
05:26Actually, we'll have to
05:27I know
05:27We'll let you
05:28After you
05:29Wish it
05:30I know
05:31For sure
05:32Did you
05:33?
05:33I
05:34I could
05:35If your
05:36You
05:37You
05:37Or
05:37Maybe
05:39I pin
05:40Your
05:40I
05:41I
05:41I
05:41Come on, let's fucking eat.
05:56Daniel, what is she?
06:02She's a tart, Dad.
06:04Yeah, she's a fucking tart.
06:11Look at this place, what a fucking shithole.
06:39No, it's nice.
06:41Nice, is it?
06:42That's what you think.
06:44Look, Daniel, the tart's got an opinion.
06:47Can you talk, little tart?
06:48Don't start, OK?
06:49I'm not starting, I'm just having a laugh.
06:52A laugh is all.
06:54Come on.
06:55Just having a laugh is all, a little bit of a laugh.
06:59I want a nice evening out.
07:01This is a nice evening out, we're having a nice evening.
07:03This will be nice.
07:05Don't you think this is nice?
07:06Nice.
07:11I've shat in better places than this.
07:32Jenny, what about you?
07:33How's life as a single woman about town?
07:36Stop.
07:37You seem really well, Mum.
07:39Yeah.
07:40Yeah, I am well.
07:43Do you miss him?
07:45Yeah, of course I do.
07:47Look, I was with Martin for a lot longer than I was with your dad.
07:50I mean, he was a boring old bastard, but...
07:53He was kind.
07:57It's cancer, Danny.
07:59Sometimes I think you grieve before they die.
08:03Well, I love the way that you came out of it.
08:06Really?
08:07Yeah.
08:08It's your life.
08:09You get to live it for you, for once.
08:11Yeah.
08:13Well, in that case, I'm going to get wankered.
08:17Oh, you know that your Uncle Frank is out?
08:19Yeah, yeah.
08:19I don't think Lee's going to pop round to see him tomorrow, so...
08:22Well, you could join.
08:24Yeah, I don't know, Mum.
08:25Look, you know how down he gets.
08:26He needs family around him.
08:28Look, Frank's great.
08:29I will go.
08:30It's just...
08:32I don't know, him and Lee together.
08:35Two ex-cons.
08:36It's going to get a bit male and manual.
08:38Oh, Danny, Frank loves you.
08:40I know, I know.
08:41He's my only brother.
08:42I will.
08:42I'll go.
08:42I'll go and see him, I promise, next week.
08:44Oh, excuse me.
08:45Sorry, could I have a glass of white, please?
08:48Thanks.
08:48Can I ask you something?
08:53Yeah.
08:56How come he stays with Dad for so long?
09:01Why are you asking that?
09:04I just...
09:06No, I don't know.
09:06It's just...
09:07You could have...
09:09You could have left him sooner.
09:10Why didn't you?
09:11Why?
09:18Look, when I met him, I was well-turned-out, good-looking, funny, smart.
09:25I was a catch.
09:27But by the time I went, looks was all I had, knowing the right shade of lippy to put on.
09:34How can a person like that leave?
09:39No, but you did.
09:41Yeah.
09:42Yeah, I did.
09:43So...
09:43So why not sooner?
09:46You know?
09:47Change your subject, eh, Danny?
09:49No, I just keep thinking about it, because I just...
09:51What if things might have been better?
09:53Danny.
09:54No, wait, I don't mean...
09:55Yeah, no, but...
09:55I just...
09:56I mean for you.
09:57Danny.
09:57I just mean...
09:58Please.
10:01Sorry, I don't...
10:02I...
10:03Talking to Lee.
10:17I was there at the weekend.
10:19Took some pics of Dean to the scene.
10:20Yeah, of course I do.
10:22You're really grown.
10:24Look.
10:25Oh, my God, he is really grown, isn't he?
10:27Yeah.
10:28What's she got in her tears?
10:29Oh, my God.
10:42Oh.
10:43Oh, that's just...
10:44That's just to check the, um...
10:46Uh...
10:47The...
10:48Let's...
10:50Shall we get you that glass of wine?
10:53Excuse me.
10:57Oh, you fucking christ.
11:25Oh, my God.
11:55Going fucking nuts.
11:57You still have it tonight?
11:59Yes.
11:59Yes.
12:00Yeah, I really am.
12:00Um...
12:01Totally.
12:02Don't be late, okay?
12:03No, I won't be late.
12:04Max is doing his jambalaya.
12:05It has to be exactly right,
12:07and he will not serve it
12:08until everyone's there.
12:09I won't be late.
12:10Don't worry.
12:12All right.
12:16Okay.
12:17It's a stupid question.
12:18I don't have anything in here, do I?
12:19Like what?
12:20Half a kilo of heroin.
12:25Let's put the fucking door down.
12:27Yeah.
12:30Plato tells the story
12:32of a man called Gai-Gis
12:33who finds
12:34a ring
12:35of invisibility.
12:38Once Gai-Gis puts the ring on,
12:41he can do anything he likes.
12:43Kill,
12:44steal,
12:45do anything at all
12:45without anyone finding him.
12:47And where does big man
12:48find this ring?
12:50Plato's question is,
12:52is there any reason
12:53for Gai-Gis
12:54to be good?
12:59Females.
13:01Females?
13:03Just females?
13:04Nothing else?
13:05Well,
13:05I'm assuming
13:06this Gai-Gis
13:07hasn't been saved
13:07by the light
13:08of the Lord Jesus Christ,
13:09so yeah,
13:10just females.
13:10You know what?
13:11Yeah,
13:11I'll go with that.
13:12When I was begging,
13:13if I see like
13:14three lads
13:14on the night out,
13:15yeah,
13:15I know I'm getting nothing.
13:17But if I see a man
13:18with a girl
13:18and they got like
13:19shopping bags,
13:20yeah,
13:21like honeymoon vibes,
13:22I go straight up to him,
13:23ask him for money,
13:24nine out of ten times,
13:25he gives it,
13:26yeah?
13:26Like,
13:27I give him the chance
13:28to look kind
13:28and like he's got cash.
13:30Like,
13:30I provide a service.
13:32Serious.
13:33Dan,
13:33like,
13:33without me,
13:34he spends a night
13:34on Pornhub.
13:37Okay,
13:38so,
13:39Gai-Gis
13:40should only be good
13:41if women
13:41can see it.
13:42Dan,
13:43look around us,
13:44bro.
13:44We've got female teachers,
13:46officers,
13:47nurses.
13:48When you take them
13:48all away,
13:48you think men
13:49are going to be,
13:49what,
13:50better?
13:51It's nonsense.
13:52Nods?
13:53That confession.
14:00Did you
14:01want to say something,
14:02Wallace?
14:05Women are the salvation of men.
14:06Yeah,
14:07that's what we're saying,
14:07Wallace.
14:08But you've got to earn it.
14:09You've got to be decent first.
14:10Not just when they're looking.
14:11So,
14:14some philosophers
14:15say that
14:16masculinity
14:18is an identity
14:19achieved through
14:20dominance.
14:21In order for me
14:22to be a man,
14:23someone else
14:23has to lose.
14:25And more often
14:26than not,
14:26that someone
14:27is a woman
14:28or child.
14:28No, Dan,
14:29there are good men
14:30and there's bad men.
14:32Yeah?
14:33Well,
14:34the writer
14:35Bell Hooks,
14:36she argues
14:37that the idea
14:38of the good man
14:38is sexist.
14:39She says we should
14:40want to be a good person,
14:41not a good man.
14:44In here,
14:45I don't think about
14:46being a good person.
14:49But I do feel bad
14:50about not being a good man.
14:55When I'm on the phone
14:56to my ex
14:56and I hear my little girl
14:57crying because,
14:59you know,
15:00some teacher
15:00don't like her.
15:02I can't do nothing.
15:03I can't short it.
15:04I feel like shit.
15:09Yeah,
15:10I don't like
15:10the whole dominance thing.
15:12It's belittling,
15:13if you don't mind
15:14me saying them.
15:17Being a man,
15:18it's way more
15:19than dominance.
15:21A lot more.
15:22Oh, shit,
15:23it's me,
15:23please.
15:24I'm going to cut
15:25your dick off,
15:26you little bastard.
15:26As for the cowardly,
15:28the faithful,
15:28the detestable,
15:30the miscestry,
15:31immoral,
15:31and liars,
15:32there is the portion
15:33that burns
15:34with fire,
15:35there is with fire
15:36and safe now.
15:37It's the seventh day
15:38and all that is
15:39the recognitions
15:40of anyway,
15:42you deviant fucks.
15:48All right,
15:48good?
15:49All right?
15:51You weren't in class?
15:52No.
15:53They wouldn't let us
15:53off the landing.
15:55I'd love to say
15:56it was an incident,
15:56but like it's not,
15:57someone just squashed
15:59a cockroach
16:00without the correct paperwork.
16:01This place is
16:02a shite shambles,
16:03Dan.
16:05Well,
16:05I've brought you
16:06some reading,
16:07I know you like
16:07a head start.
16:08I do,
16:08I do.
16:11It's a dialogue
16:11between Slavoj Zizek
16:13and Will's self.
16:14Ah,
16:15Zizek.
16:16The Billy Conley
16:17of philosophy.
16:19It's like if
16:19performance art
16:20fucked verbosity.
16:22Thanks for that,
16:23Dan.
16:23That's all right.
16:24I'll see you
16:25next class.
16:26Right.
16:27Oh,
16:27by the way,
16:27I could do
16:29something for you
16:30in return.
16:31In return?
16:32What do you mean?
16:33Well,
16:34your dad did time,
16:35right?
16:38What makes you say that?
16:40Well,
16:41a place like this
16:41word gets around.
16:44Doesn't matter how,
16:45but what matters is,
16:46I know a guy
16:47who's inside with him.
16:50He was your dad's
16:51padmate.
16:53Right,
16:53that's what he said,
16:54isn't it?
16:54He said he was
16:55my dad's padmate.
16:56Aye,
16:57for eight months.
16:58Now,
16:59that's a hell of a long
16:59time in a place like this.
17:02And what's more is,
17:04that man's in here.
17:07You know,
17:08I can put you in touch.
17:09You could,
17:09um,
17:10have a chat with him.
17:13Would you like that?
17:17I'll think about
17:18what you said.
17:19Right.
17:20Yep.
17:25All right,
17:53Louie.
17:54Hey,
17:54um,
17:55yeah,
17:56listen,
17:56you're going to
17:57Uncle Frank's today,
17:57right?
17:58I thought I might,
17:59um,
18:00you know,
18:01tag along.
18:03Yeah.
18:04Um,
18:05when are you going?
18:09Yeah.
18:10Yeah,
18:11sure.
18:11Yeah,
18:11I've,
18:12um,
18:12yeah,
18:12I've got something
18:13I could do first.
18:23I've got something
18:24I've got something
18:24I've got something
18:25I've got something
18:25I've got something
18:26I've got something
18:26I've got something
18:27I've got something
18:27I've got something
18:28I've got something
18:28I've got something
18:29I've got something
18:29I've got something
18:30I've got something
18:30I've got something
18:31I've got something
18:31I've got something
18:32I've got something
18:32I've got something
18:33I've got something
18:33I've got something
18:34I've got something
18:34I've got something
18:35I've got something
18:35I've got something
18:36I've got something
18:36I've got something
18:37I've got something
18:38I've got something
18:38I've got something
18:39I've got something
18:40I've got something
18:41I've got something
18:42I've got something
18:43I've got something
18:44I've got something
18:45I've got something
18:53Who was, though, Dan?
19:04They made you fucking march.
19:06What, like a soldier?
19:08Like a fucking tin soldier.
19:09They wanted to march you down to get you fucking chow.
19:13This is years ago, Dan.
19:15I'm a kid, so I'm not having this.
19:17I'll give it the Travolta roll.
19:19I'm all like, oh, wow.
19:21Oh, no way.
19:23Let's see go Saturday Night Fever.
19:26This big screw takes one look.
19:28Bang.
19:29Punches me right in the guts for that.
19:31No.
19:31There, I'll go down like a sack of sput.
19:34Get it up all over his shoes.
19:36I bet that was shiny and all.
19:38By the next day, I'll do it all again.
19:41I'll give it the wrong.
19:42Bang.
19:42Punched in the guts on the floor.
19:44Next day, roll.
19:45Bang.
19:46Floor.
19:46Ten days straight, I swear to God.
19:48So, they change tag.
19:50I'll go down.
19:51And they gave me my dinner.
19:53The old plate is covered in salt.
19:55Oh, no.
19:56That's wrong, that is.
19:57You had to scrape it off even to eat, eh?
20:00But I still give it the roll, right?
20:02And every day, they give me my plate of food.
20:05White.
20:06With salt.
20:07Ten days of that.
20:08Chuck me in seg.
20:10Oh, no.
20:10That is bad, Dan.
20:11Seg.
20:12That's awful.
20:12I mean, I've never done seg, but they bury you down there.
20:15You sleep on a concrete ledge, Dan.
20:18Each day, the screws will wake me up, take me outside, give me a shovel, and make me dig
20:22an hole eight foot deep.
20:24And at the end of the day, I'd have to fill it back in.
20:27God, you must have been exhausted.
20:28Dan, every day, when they open that door, I'd spring to my feet, big smile, and go,
20:35You got my shovel?
20:36I love digging.
20:39I loved it.
20:41I loved it.
20:41I did.
20:42Right, but you hated it, really.
20:44I loved it.
20:45I pretended I loved it.
20:48So you didn't love it?
20:50Dan, he loved it.
20:51He pretended.
20:52I used to pretend I loved it, so, you know, I loved it.
20:57What about on your own, when you put your head on the pillow?
21:00I've been digging fucking holes all day.
21:02I slept like the log.
21:05What you've got to remember about prison is, it fucking loves to grip you in place.
21:11Now, if you don't want that, you've got to push back.
21:17So one day, they send me back to myself.
21:21No one says a word.
21:22I'm thinking, oh, I, what now?
21:25They call feeding time.
21:27I'll roll on down, just like always.
21:31All eyes on me.
21:33Give me my food.
21:35Clean.
21:36Not a grain of salt on it.
21:38Oh, no respect, Frank.
21:40They've given up on me.
21:42So I took that plate, look up at the screw who's with me, and I say, where's my fucking salt?
21:49No.
21:50No.
21:51Get off.
21:52Come on, man.
21:53Get off.
21:54Get exposed.
21:55is it a puff he don't like to be around here he's a good lad Lee he's done really well
22:24he's looking a bit tired though ain't he yeah I noticed that you're digging holes again Frank
22:31making a pond for mum loads of wildlife in a pond toads ducks dragonflies could even get
22:39noots I don't want fucking noots thanks man I love wildlife when we was there we used to
22:50bunk the train to Sandwich in Kent sit on the shore watch the sun go down I've not been back since
22:57I was a boy well we could go if you like Frank get you some air well great but tomorrow go away
23:02for a clear day though you want a clear day it's gonna be really clear tomorrow well yeah
23:07we'll yeah we'll we'll do that yeah but we'll wait for a clear day yeah
23:16um Frank do you know where dad is why are you asking that I just I just I just want to know where
23:36he is you're not going to get in touch with him are you no no no no no no just want to know
23:42there's lots of reasons why people do crime with me it's because I was good at it with Lee it's
23:55cause he had to he had no choice well your dad it was cause he liked to subjugate people he loved
24:04to grind people down he enjoyed it he was a fucking weasel you shouldn't need reminding of that
24:14where's that prick with our drinks we can see they're busy
24:28uh so sorry guys it's been a problem in the kitchen it's all gone a bit crazy where's my drink
24:38um they're just on drinks now but I thought if I get your food order in it should be no delay
24:41ah that is very considerate off the kids menu we'll have the sausage bites to start and then the pasta
24:47but with no cheese and for me as a starter could I get actually it's the baked brie good
24:53honestly it's the best thing on the menu not just saying that all right but we're normally yes
25:00but it is really good well how could I resist that yeah how could you resist that
25:06great and for you sir calamari calamari fantastic and now for the mains I've actually got a special
25:18tonight it's a grilled monkfish uh it comes with a baked potato salad and a pesto sauce
25:22oh that does sound lovely you know I think I'll take that what I thought you were having cod
25:28yeah I was but well don't let him upsell you have your fucking cod
25:31I want steak cremated and if I see one drop of blood won't you be the fucking cow bleeding
25:39do you move as fast as you smile uh sorry I'd start he's just doing what are you sorry for
25:48nothing I'm not I just so you're not sorry not sorry at all then should I just get the drinks
25:53well I'm not gonna go up there and get my fucking self am I
25:55fucking fairy blanca
26:15mom
26:17mom
26:20mom
26:21mom
26:21mom
26:22Mum. Where's Dad? He's having a drink. What? By himself.
26:36Go back your tea, Danny. I wish he leaves her.
26:52Is that what you want, is it? Is that what you fucking well want? Is it? Is that what
27:10you want? Is that what you fucking well want? What do you want? What do you want?
27:16Oh, let me. Yeah- Is that what you want? Is that what you want? Is that what you want, is that?
27:20Stop. Is that what you want? Is that what you want?
27:22There you go. And that's what you want, is it?
27:24Get off me! That's what you want.
27:29Right, let's go. Now, calm down.
27:31No, no! No, no, no. That what you want, is it?
27:37That what you fucking well want. That what you want is it?
27:46Honestly I just cannot find anything wrong with it
27:58I just keep thinking that I can smell gas
27:59Can you smell it now?
28:06Yeah
28:06Yeah
28:07Yeah I think I can
28:08No you can't
28:10Because I've had the gas lines off for 90 minutes
28:12And the windows open for 70
28:13So if there's any gas in this room
28:15It is defying the basic laws of atmospheric circulation
28:18So why can I smell it?
28:21Well that is between you and a caring and qualified psychotherapist
28:25Look it's a mechanical process
28:29Gas flow is initiated by physically turning the knob
28:33It's fine
28:34But if you want to get a second opinion you're more than welcome
28:38Is that a thing in gas engineering?
28:41No
28:41Sorry yeah
28:43I should just relax
28:44Yeah
28:45Yeah I'll give that a try
28:46You want me to check it again don't you?
28:56Yeah is that totally insane?
28:59Well
28:59It is going to be exactly the same result
29:01And
29:02I will have to charge you for another hour
29:05And you did say you had somewhere to be in that you were already late
29:07Yeah
29:08Yeah um
29:08Yeah
29:09No okay
29:10Sorry yeah
29:11Check it again
29:12Please
29:12Hey Jamie
29:22Hey
29:23Yeah I'm
29:24Yeah sorry
29:25I'm on a bus
29:26But there was
29:27There was this
29:29This fight
29:30On the bus
29:31Yeah yeah yeah
29:32These two guys
29:33So I'm on another one right now
29:36So I'm
29:37I'm going to be there in
29:38Um
29:40Well listen as
29:42I mean as soon as I can
29:43I'm going to be there in
30:13Hey Max
30:24I'm so sorry
30:25There was um
30:26There was a fight on the bus
30:29And then there was roadworks
30:30And it
30:30I'm going to go and try and rescue the jambalaya
30:32Which was ready one hour and twenty-five minutes ago
30:34Is he made a bit stop?
30:43Yeah
30:43But he is driving me nuts
30:47So this guy is a prisoner?
30:49What's his name Helen?
30:50Demir
30:50Do you know him?
30:51I don't think so
30:52Well I've been doing these lessons
30:53Parenting through play
30:54So I bring in a bunch of toys for the men
30:57And I teach them how to play with their own children
31:00Oh my god that is amazing
31:02Because a lot of them don't know how
31:04They're often inside when their kids are born
31:07And their own families
31:08It's not exactly like they come from homes where dad engages fully
31:11I could not do it
31:12Working in a prison
31:13I just could not do it
31:14But this one guy drives me nuts
31:18Demir
31:19Is he a lifer?
31:20Yeah that's right
31:21Do you know him?
31:22Yeah I think so
31:22I think I quite like him
31:23You work in a prison as well?
31:25Yeah I thought you taught philosophy
31:27I do
31:28In prison
31:29To prisoners
31:30Wow
31:31Fucking wow
31:33That's just blown my mind
31:36That's incredible
31:37But anyway this guy Demir
31:39He insists on calling me Miss
31:42Despite me specifically telling him
31:43Call me Helen
31:44No that is annoying
31:45Thank you
31:45And he's always finding me a chair
31:47He will stop everything
31:49And it's all like
31:50Let's find Miss the best chair
31:51Yeah what an arse
31:53No
31:54Dan it's belittling
31:57Yeah
31:58No no I get that
31:59That is kind of sexist actually
32:01And if anyone says anything
32:02He's straight in with
32:03Have some respect
32:04How would you feel if she was your sister?
32:06Like I need him to save me
32:08I think it's the other way around
32:10I think that you're saving him
32:12He has to protect you from the other men
32:15To prove that he's not like them
32:16They're the men that have to dominate other people
32:19Not him
32:20Yeah but what he's doing
32:22Is the opposite
32:23And that kind of male protection
32:25Is proprietary
32:26Right
32:26I mean he's actually reinforcing
32:28Dominant behaviour
32:29Yeah
32:30Write that down for me Paul
32:32I'll pass that on to Demir
32:32Before his next anal cavity search
32:34Max this is gorgeous
32:37Yeah
32:38Normally it is
32:39Dan can I ask you a question?
32:42I think so
32:43It's a bit personal
32:45You said your father is a prisoner
32:47Was
32:50Yeah
32:51Like I said
32:53I don't know where he is now
32:54So do you think you're trying to
32:56Sort of save these men you teach?
32:58Do you mind me asking that?
33:00No
33:01Why would I be trying to save them?
33:03Well
33:03You happen to just find yourself
33:05Working in the place
33:06That stole your father from you
33:08No my father wasn't stolen
33:09I mean he stole
33:11But he wasn't stolen
33:12Yeah
33:13No seriously though
33:15I mean otherwise
33:16Why are you
33:17Working in a prison?
33:19Why is Jamie in a prison?
33:20Why is Helen in a prison?
33:24Well come on
33:27What do you mean come on?
33:29Well it's just different isn't it?
33:31Is it?
33:31Well you know it is
33:33What?
33:36This has never occurred to you before
33:37Why ever?
33:39I don't know
33:39Maybe I'm just fucking dumb
33:41Paul
33:41And Dan doesn't drink by the way
33:45To reiterate this is Dan's sober
33:46I mean I don't think Paul was
33:49What are your parents to you Paul?
33:50Oh they're both GPs
33:51You said you were a doctor didn't you?
33:55Oh okay
33:55I can see where this is
33:56And yet you don't feel the need
33:57To pathologise that kind of inheritance
33:59Oh I wasn't pathologising
34:00Oh no that's right
34:01Of course nice middle class
34:02Bourgeois white bread
34:03Nepo baby past towns
34:04Are perfectly acceptable
34:05Alright Dan
34:06Come on
34:06No I'm not
34:07I'm not trying to save anyone
34:09The time to save them
34:11Is long gone
34:11We all missed the boat on that one
34:13We were too busy
34:14Recreationally pontificating
34:15Over chateau nerf to path
34:16And shoving culturally appropriated
34:18Rice dodge down our throat
34:19Now I don't
34:20I'm really sorry
34:20But I don't save
34:21I don't rehabilitate
34:23I mean I don't even educate really
34:24I mean actually
34:25The most that I do
34:26Is a two hour holiday in the head
34:29A brief respite from
34:31A life of concrete
34:33Steeped in spice
34:34A life that can best be characterised
34:36By the act of trying not to make eye contact
34:38With another man
34:39While he shits in front of you
34:40That's me Paul
34:43So feel free to
34:47Psychoanalyse that
34:48Fucking hell
35:13Sorry I was just um
35:15Yeah
35:17What were you just then
35:18What the freaking fuck
35:24Yeah yeah yeah
35:25White bread nepo baby pass downs
35:29Yeah that was too much wasn't it
35:31No no
35:32The whole thing was too much
35:34Everything that came out of your mouth
35:35Was way too much
35:36I mean
35:38I don't know you
35:39But I hope this is a nervous breakdown
35:41Because if this is what you're normally like
35:42Is that okay in there
35:47No
35:49No it is not
35:50The atmosphere is most definitely ruined
35:52Paul's a dick though right
35:54No I mean he was just drunk
35:56And Max is lovely
35:58But he's never going to forgive you
35:59For that shitty jumpalaya
36:00I mean you were an hour and a half late
36:04What were you doing
36:04I was checking my stove
36:11Excuse me
36:14My cooker
36:15Takes me an hour to leave the house these days
36:18Because I keep thinking it's on
36:19That's what I was doing just now
36:21Checking photos of it
36:23Photos
36:24Of your cooker
36:26Yeah do you want to see
36:27Got thousands
36:28But they don't work anymore
36:31I just keep thinking about
36:32That flame's going to come on anyway
36:33Fucking debilitating
36:35Oh and I started seeing my dad
36:38Or like thinking
36:39But I'm seeing him
36:39And Paul's right
36:41Me doing this job
36:43May very well be about a man
36:44That I never want to see again
36:45And fucking hated anyway
36:46So
36:46Actually yeah
36:49This could be a breakdown
36:50I don't use a video camera
36:59Instead of photos
37:01Set up a
37:01Nanny cam
37:02In front of the cooker
37:03Download the app on your phone
37:05You can watch it in real time
37:06That way you'll know
37:07Your house isn't burning down
37:09I mean that's what I'd do
37:12If I was fucking nuts
37:13Well why are we going home
37:29We only got here yesterday
37:30Policy man's gone
37:31Your dad had to pay a fine
37:33For making that jewellery
37:33It wasn't jewellery
37:34It was display models
37:36It was all fakes
37:36You see that's why
37:37You need to keep out of trouble
37:38It was just plastic
37:39That's why they couldn't
37:40Put me away
37:41Yeah you didn't know that
37:41At the time though did you
37:42You ruin everything you touch
38:12Why have you parked so far
38:27Shh
38:27Don't want people to see
38:29Get your fucking head down you
38:31Don't touch that light
38:49I don't want them knowing our business
38:51You're staying at Gary's
39:13I'm doing a bit of work
39:14Oh great
39:15Don't you ever learn
39:16Mum I'm hungry
39:17We're supposed to stay in the dark
39:18For a week
39:18I'm not having them out there
39:20Knowing our business
39:21I won't have them looking down on us
39:23Of course you look down on us
39:24I mean that I look down on us
39:25Look at the state of us
39:26Mum I'm really hungry
39:27Not now Danny
39:28But I'm starving
39:28I'm eating since lunch
39:29I'll get you something soon
39:30When?
39:31I'm hungry
39:31Look you can go to the shops at night
39:33I'll be back in a couple of days
39:34I said that
39:35But I'm not having these fucking arseholes
39:37Sneering at me
39:38Is that understood?
39:39It's all about you isn't it
39:40It's all about you
39:40And what you
39:41I said among you talk
39:42What did you just say?
39:49Come here you
39:50Now
39:50Close on
40:01What did you just say?
40:10If you ever talk to her like that again
40:21I will fucking kill your boy
40:23Do you understand that?
40:32I will end your life
40:34Do you believe that?
40:35I will fucking kill you
40:41Malcolm X was a man of transformations
40:54At 21 he went to prison for robbery
40:57Inside
40:58Educated himself
41:00And when he came out
41:00He became ardently political
41:02Yeah yeah
41:02I watched a film about him
41:03Denzel played him in it
41:05I read his whole book
41:06He became a criminal
41:07To get away from poverty
41:08Alright then?
41:09Mmhmm
41:09But he's a complicated figure
41:11So while in later life
41:13He acknowledged the role
41:14That women plays in the struggle
41:16In his early speeches
41:16X talks about how men are strong
41:18And women are weak
41:19He tells men to dominate their women
41:22Yeah
41:22But he grew up with no dad
41:24Why does that make a difference?
41:26Loads of men in here only have months
41:27Yet they end up misogynistic
41:29Blame the one that's still there
41:31A rapist moves on to their landing
41:33They all join the queue to fuck that guy out
41:35A female guard passes
41:37See all them same man standing around like
41:39Hands on their balls down
41:41Every time
41:42Hands down the front
41:43Touching balls
41:44Female
41:45Right there
41:45So a father's a good influence?
41:48No
41:48That doesn't make it worse
41:49One time
41:51My dad slapped me up
41:52Yeah
41:53And then this advert
41:54Show line comes on
41:55I'm crying
41:56I'm snotty
41:56I'm like
41:57I'm gonna call that number
41:58And he's like
41:59Go ahead
42:01Yeah
42:01I'll slap you up
42:02Before they come round
42:03I'll slap you up
42:05Whilst they are here
42:06And
42:07I'll slap you up
42:08After they come
42:09A wild man used to call them adverts
42:12Tooth decay
42:13Yeah
42:13It's an easy way
42:14To lose your fucking teeth
42:15My dad broke my arm once
42:21It was like
42:24A compound spiral fracture
42:26Of the radius
42:26Plus a dislocated shoulder
42:27And I had to pretend
42:29I caught it in the rubbish
42:30When he comes to hospital
42:38The next day
42:39With a bag of crisp
42:40And he says
42:40I've done it
42:41Because I love you
42:41Oh so please
42:47Don't that prick dad
42:48What favourite crisp?
42:59Oh no
43:00Oh my god
43:02What are you doing?
43:03What are you doing?
43:04What are you doing?
43:05What are you doing?
43:07What are you doing?
43:08What are you doing?
43:09What are you doing?
43:14Oh there are meaties
43:15Just
43:16What are you doing?
43:17Waiting for Jesus
43:19Who are you waiting for?
43:20Jesus
43:21What are you doing?
43:23Greg
43:24How are you?
43:27I'm sorry Greg
43:28I
43:29I
43:30Couldn't make out the words
43:39Yeah, me Nemo.
43:43My handwriting's fucking awful.
43:45Can't read anything I wrote.
43:47Well, could you do it on a computer, maybe? In the library?
43:50I only get two hours a week in the library, and that's stripped every time there's a locker.
43:55I'm sorry, Greg, I can't read it.
44:02But listen, sometimes they let you have a laptop, if there's a reason.
44:05You want me to talk to the Governor? Maybe ask for you?
44:08What for?
44:10Well, so that you can do your memoir.
44:15Hey, but why are you doing that?
44:17Just to help.
44:24I want to get it down, the memoir.
44:27Well, it's still in there, you know?
44:29Yeah, I get it.
44:31I'll speak to the Governor, see what happens.
44:38Oh, it was inappropriate of you to bring up my father.
44:59Was it?
45:02Yeah, it was.
45:03It could be seen as an attempt to manipulate a member of staff and things like that get punished.
45:07Alright, I could get you put on basic for what you said.
45:11Is that a threat, Daniel?
45:12No, it's a statement.
45:14Ooh.
45:15Well, colour me shit in my fucking pants.
45:18I know you should not tell me to go fuck myself though.
45:24You know what your problem is?
45:25Hmm?
45:29You're not one thing or the other.
45:31No.
45:33You're not us.
45:34You're not them.
45:36You definitely know your father's son, that's for sure.
45:38And I'd wedged you to know your mum's either.
45:44Stuck.
45:46Right in the fucking middle.
45:49That's your son.
45:51Can't piss.
45:53Can't get off the pot.
45:56It's a messy place to be.
45:59Well, you never think about it.
46:01You know what I am.
46:02And by the way.
46:04You can take this shite, will you?
46:07Self and Zizek together.
46:11I'm a red-blooded heterosexual, but that's way too much cunt for anyone.
46:25Oh.
46:27Oh.
46:29Boop.
46:30Do you remember what Dad's favourite song was?
46:38My Way.
46:40Wow.
46:41Do you remember that?
46:43No.
46:44Guessed it.
46:45You guessed his favourite song.
46:46Oh, was it?
46:48Yeah.
46:49Yeah.
46:50It was obvious.
46:51Wanker's Charter.
46:52I did it my way.
46:53Yeah, of course you fucking did.
46:54That's your problem, pal.
47:01You alright, Lee?
47:02Yeah, fine.
47:03Just tired.
47:04The sleep thing's a killer.
47:06I haven't been to a meeting for a while, sir.
47:07Well, you've not been to a meeting?
47:09No, no, Dan, it's fine.
47:10Jesus, Lee, that's...
47:11Dan.
47:12I'm alright.
47:13I'll get to one tomorrow.
47:14It's just...
47:15I've just whacked it all.
47:22Why do you think Mum didn't...
47:23didn't...
47:24didn't leave him...
47:25sooner?
47:28It's just that when I asked her the other day, it looked like she was gonna cry.
47:30Well, don't fucking ask her then.
47:31What the fuck are you asking her for?
47:33Well, I think it's a reasonable question.
47:34Oh, reasonable.
47:35Yeah.
47:36Oh, right, now she's gotta walk around with a head full of that prick all day.
47:38Yeah, reasonable.
47:39What is going on with you at the moment?
47:41Why are you asking about him?
47:45Alright.
47:46This, um...
47:47This prisoner told me about a pal of his who was Dad's padmate.
47:50And he asked if I wanted him to make an introduction.
47:53Are you joking?
47:54No, I told him no, Lee.
47:55What are you doing, Dan?
47:56I told him to go fuck himself, actually.
47:57What are you doing?
47:58He's after something.
47:59I know.
48:00Like he's trying to drag you in.
48:01He's gonna ask for a phone, drugs...
48:03No, no, I know, Lee.
48:04No, Lee.
48:05I know.
48:06I told him that.
48:07I said no.
48:08I shut it down.
48:09Oh, did you?
48:10Because you're talking about it now.
48:11So you think you shut it down, but he's got inside your head because that's how it works, isn't it?
48:12Lee, Lee, I can handle it.
48:14Christ.
48:15I know that I'm your younger brother, right?
48:17But you treat me like I'm a child sometimes, like I've not been through anything.
48:20Oh, right, yeah.
48:21What have you been through?
48:22Okay, I'm a part of this family, okay?
48:27That's not what I said.
48:28I didn't mean that.
48:29No, you didn't have to.
48:30It fucking drips off you, all of you.
48:31I'm not some fucking wine-swilling academic, okay?
48:33I've lived things.
48:34They're in me.
48:37What about Mum?
48:38What about Mum?
48:39Digging all this stuff up.
48:40What about me?
48:41What about my son?
48:42That's nothing to do with it.
48:43It's not just your life that you're bringing him back into, is it?
48:45I'm not fucking bringing him back from anywhere.
48:47Christ.
48:48You shouldn't be in that place.
48:49It's dangerous, Dan.
48:50Lee, I can handle it.
48:51You shouldn't be in that.
48:52Lee, I can handle it.
48:55Do not talk to me about that man again.
48:57I do not want to hear it.
48:58Not where my son is.
49:02You getting up a fucking job, Dan?
49:07Good luck, Dan.
49:24Don't tell him we came home early, alright, Danny?
49:27You want me to lie?
49:30I don't want your brother upset.
49:31He's got enough of his plate.
49:38Is Lee coming home, boss?
49:41You'd rather she's doing a bit of work, Danny.
50:07So, is it a good holiday?
50:10It's nice.
50:12That's it?
50:13Just nice?
50:14You don't want to hear about that.
50:16Yeah, I do.
50:17Of course I want to hear about it.
50:18Look at what I got to stare at.
50:21It was fine, Lee.
50:23It was fine.
50:24Fine?
50:25What aren't you saying?
50:26Nothing.
50:27It was good.
50:28We had a great time.
50:29Everything was lovely, wasn't it, Danny?
50:33Danny, tell your brother the holiday was good.
50:37Mum said you were working.
50:41Yeah.
50:42That's right.
50:43Dan, I've just been doing a bit of work.
50:46Well, this is a prison.
50:49Why didn't you tell me?
50:54Look.
50:56All this.
50:57This ain't for you.
50:59You're different, Dan.
51:00What does that mean?
51:02Why am I different?
51:03No.
51:04No.
51:05That's a good thing.
51:06How's that good?
51:09Dan.
51:11You're different.
51:34I'm notD
51:56stupid.
51:57I'm not trying to hang out.
52:01I love you.
52:31I love you.
Be the first to comment