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00:00lunch well I mean do you go out is there um is there a canteen or well is is
00:07there a Pret nearby not even a Pret um no no no Jamie um no I'm not nervous I
00:19just I died it's a new job well I mean you're you're used to that place for me
00:25it's well it's not new exactly but it's um well it's newish I'm totally fine yeah
00:34yeah oh um there is one other thing I wanted to ask um should I take any
00:41precautions or well I don't know I mean it's a prison so I suppose I'm just
00:47asking how safe is it
01:03yeah I'll take these okay do you want to wear them out I can bin these if you want
01:10no no I'm um going on a date later tonight so right in these yeah no um um bin those
01:20is it the same girl I met yeah yeah Jess she's nice
01:40wow emotional I mean I'm tearing up what is it two months now it's long term for you innit
01:45oh god look at him he's doing his shit oh god I love that expression look at it like a concentration
01:52how'd you get that one Lou
01:59oh yeah that's where the knife came out oh bloody hell
02:06it's a father and son owed him money I remember waking up in this empty industrial kitchen I saw
02:12him and then I had the sound of the knife sharpening oh my god fuck daddy says right where do you want
02:17to get stabbed I'm like well no fucking where and then he swings a knife like that and he says I said
02:21where do you want to get fucking stabbed I said well my leg what you said the leg then he just
02:27fucking yeah he shoved it right up to the handle no it weren't too bad at first I looked down I thought
02:31felt like getting punched but then the son he runs over and he kicks oh Jesus I like screamed
02:36my guts out they start panicking they're shouting they're gonna cut my throat if I don't stop
02:41I can't I physically cannot stop screaming right and yeah like my face is saying yeah I know I'm sorry
02:46it's mad then it but but my mouth is like
02:48then they dump me on some estate pass out and I wake up crawl and pass out wake up crawl and then
02:58one time I wake up and I'm in hospital don't know how you're still here oh he's a reason I'm still
03:04here little man do you want to look at his poo absolutely yeah does it scare you being a dad
03:18I'm three years clean Dan no no I don't mean that I mean you know our upbringing
03:24now why I see every generation gets its chance to change you know me and you we're ours
03:32hmm can I ask you something mm-hmm why'd you get a fucking job in prison well it's just a job
03:41because me no that dad no fuck no no god no not seen for 25 years if it was another 25 that's
03:53I'd still be too soon
03:54and why well I don't know
04:05do you think I'd be a good dad you yeah you'd be a great dad why just wondering
04:14that is not a good idea no I can just widen the um the toe cap see there's there's like a steel bit
04:40yeah I'm just gonna try and widen
04:46Dan Dan that is gonna go horribly wrong
04:50oh fuck
04:52oh I think I've bent the cap fuck
04:55feels like there's a blade in there
04:58oh
04:58okay this would really reflect very well on you right now if you resisted the temptation
05:03to say I told you so yeah hmm
05:08hello
05:09stop what that I need to finish this yeah but if you give me sex then the prisoners might respect me
05:15oh I think your um bladey toe cap boots will achieve that don't you yeah
05:20you're gonna go into the office today
05:27uh yeah yeah I am in the morning um and then I'm I'm going to the IVF clinic
05:33oh right okay
05:36Dan I did tell you
05:40no I know I know you did
05:42like on our first date it was it was quite up front
05:44yeah you were no I know you were you were I just thought
05:50so who's the dad
05:52donor not dad never met him
05:56he's um he's mid-twenties got dark hair athletic apparently
06:01oh an athlete oh nice
06:04you're jealous of a man I've literally never met
06:06yeah still I feel like if I ever met him I'd have to
06:09beat the living shit out of him
06:12hey
06:15so what about like me
06:20as the donor
06:23I could be a dad no it's something that I've thought about a lot
06:27we've known each other for eight weeks
06:29well I've thought about it lots ever since you first mentioned it
06:31I feel like maybe now
06:33maybe now
06:34well I don't know
06:35some woman you've slept with six times is trying to have a baby
06:38you decided she's the one
06:39no not not the one oh not the one just a one a one with a reproductive system
06:44is this because your brother's had a baby
06:46no it's I just
06:47can't we just take some time to think about it
06:50no
06:51no the embryo is at blastocyst
06:54it's ready to go in today
06:55what time's your appointment
06:56it's at 3.15
06:58okay
06:58call on sick
07:00stay here
07:01think about it
07:02and if we both think it's worth a go
07:03then we can go to the appointment together
07:05this is not a fucking game
07:05no I'm not
07:05no
07:05okay Jess honestly
07:07ever since you first told me about it
07:08I haven't been able to think about anything else
07:10and I have wanted to mention it
07:12I just didn't know
07:12I didn't know that it was
07:15coming up this quick
07:16I just know that you're going to make an amazing mum
07:19so maybe we could do it together
07:23try it together
07:24and if we don't work out
07:27you can just sue me for child support
07:29oh see I don't need to sue you for child support
07:31do I
07:31that's just joking
07:32I mean literally five times your salary
07:33yeah okay
07:34yeah
07:35can I get a little break at lunch today at 12
07:38call you then
07:41you'll call me
07:45mm-hmm
07:46yep
07:46midday
07:48I'll call
07:48I'll call
08:18oh
08:24oh
08:26no
08:29yeah
08:30yeah
08:31yeah
08:33yeah
08:33yeah
08:35I have to chat
08:35hi
08:36hi
08:37it'll be about half hour from here
08:38if you can see somewhere
08:39instead of bathroom
08:40all right
08:41thank you
08:42yeah
08:42there's some
08:43yeah
08:43no I lost
08:45you
08:45oh
08:46yes
08:46Um...
09:15Um, sorry, I, um, I have to take quite an important call today at 12.
09:20Well, you're down to finish at 1.45.
09:23Okay, right, I can't do my phone in.
09:25What, in there?
09:27In that prison?
09:30Can I come back here?
09:31I'd have to sign you out and back in again.
09:33Look, ask your duty officer during your break.
09:35Maybe they can arrange your next call back.
09:37It is quite an important call.
09:38Ask your duty officer, okay?
09:45I did leave my phone in the locker, didn't I?
09:55I don't know.
09:57Did you leave your phone in your locker?
10:00Yeah.
10:01Yeah.
10:02Yeah.
10:02Good, I did.
10:03You don't want to mess around with that.
10:05Phone part steer is automatic prosecution.
10:07Automatic?
10:09Yeah.
10:12No, I did, I did, I put it in.
10:13I put it in.
10:14I've got a check.
10:22Yeah, yes, yes, it was.
10:24Don't touch me.
10:24I'm going to get it.
10:25I won't get it.
10:25Don't touch me.
10:26I won't, I'm going to get it.
10:27Don't touch me.
10:27Don't touch me.
10:28You don't touch me.
10:29Oh, no, no, no.
10:30Don't touch me.
10:41I've got a check.
10:42Oh, no.
10:43Don't touch me.
10:44Hey!
10:45Hey!
10:46We done.
10:46Put it in.
10:51Hey!
10:51Hey!
10:52Hey!
10:53Hey!
10:53Hey!
10:53Hey!
11:54What the fuck do you think you're going to do with them?
12:01What are you doing here?
12:06These are men.
12:08They won't get you, boy.
12:11These are fucking men.
12:16Dad?
12:18Hey.
12:20You coming in or what?
12:21Yeah.
12:25Are you okay?
12:29Yeah, yeah.
12:30Just new shoes.
12:31Oh, you poor love.
12:33Oh, fuck off.
12:34Jamie, it hurts.
12:35So, first day.
12:39Yeah.
12:40It's going to be fine.
12:41I think I'm really going to respond to you.
12:42Now, I don't know how many there'll be.
12:44It could be four.
12:45It could be 14.
12:46Depends what's happening on the landings.
12:48But I looked over your lesson plan, and I think it's really good.
12:50Cool.
12:50I took the liberty of drugging and visual aids up here for two years.
12:57No.
12:57No, I don't want to change it, Jamie.
13:00Make it easier.
13:02These men, I want them to get me.
13:04Psychology?
13:31Oh, me.
13:31No.
13:32Philosophy.
13:32Come on.
13:34Um, maybe you could introduce yourselves as you enter.
13:38Hey, I'm Malik.
13:39Margot?
13:40No.
13:41I already came in, boss.
13:42I go out and come back in again.
13:44What are we doing?
13:45I'm introducing ourselves as we enter.
13:50Hey, where are you going?
13:51You need to go out and come back in again, boss.
13:53Sorry, no, that's not what I am.
13:54Once they're in, please keep them in, please.
13:56Okay.
13:57Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
13:59Junior.
14:00Come on, run shop in there, yeah?
14:01No more circus tricks, please.
14:09Um.
14:16So, do we just start, or?
14:20Okay, I, um, would like to begin with a problem that's been around for a very long time.
14:34Um, what makes you, you?
14:37Is the you from ten years ago, the same you that sits in this room now?
14:43No, because he ate in fucking prison.
14:45Um, traditionally there are two schools of thought on this.
14:49There's the Cartesians.
14:51Um, Cartesian just, I mean, actually, but, don't worry about what Cartesian means.
14:58It just means, um, of the philosopher Descartes.
15:05Um, René Descartes, 1596.
15:09It's soul.
15:10Um, the, the first answer to what makes you, you, is your soul.
15:15But that is not a, it's not, it's not a very satisfactory answer.
15:19Um, what is a soul?
15:21Do we even really have a soul?
15:24I do.
15:25And, and so the other answer, I've got a soul, is, is matter.
15:29How else would I have a relationship with our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ?
15:34Body.
15:34It, it, it's your material.
15:36And that is called materialism.
15:39Um, but bodies change.
15:42You know, your cells replace entirely every eight years.
15:45And so materialism is no good either, right?
15:47But then, um, Locke comes along and John, John Locke, John Locke, and his key insight
15:52was memory.
15:54Your memory connects...
15:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:59That's not right.
16:00Excuse me?
16:01That is not what Locke said.
16:03John Locke was talking about consciousness.
16:05No fucking memory.
16:07Which is a total load of bollocks, if you ask me.
16:10So, say ten years ago I stabbed someone, right?
16:13And I've got a shitty brief and I've got a 14 stretch.
16:15Well, according to Locke, the only reason this current me is in prison is because of
16:19some ephemeral thing called consciousness, which may or may not exist.
16:24Well, how is that any different from the Cartesian shacunt?
16:27Fuck you, Locke.
16:29I'll take materialism all day.
16:31Hmm?
16:32Materialism's real.
16:34Materialism earns me my sentence.
16:37That's if I stabbed someone ten years ago.
16:39Which I did.
16:42I'd like us to use this as a talking stick.
16:46A talking stick is...
16:47No, a fucking talking stick is...
16:49See, I think we should be looking at Rousseau, right?
16:52Rousseau tears a lock and you arsehole and stuff.
16:55Have you read the social contract, that first line?
16:58Man is born free, yet everywhere he's in chains.
17:01Now that's a fucking subject.
17:02None of this fucking Lockean self-wankover
17:05who am I, bollocks.
17:07I mean, grow the fuck up, man.
17:09Okay.
17:10Um.
17:14Oh, here we go.
17:15Do you want to talk about freedom?
17:16Yeah.
17:20Ah, ha, ha.
17:21The Odyssey.
17:23No, there's our story, boys.
17:26So, Odysseus has to cross the Strait of Messina.
17:31But on the rocks live the sirens, terrifying half-bird creatures who sing a song so beautiful
17:39that any man who hears it becomes instantly drunk with love and swims to them, where the
17:45sirens feast on his flesh.
17:47The sirens are crack.
17:49The sirens are crack.
17:49They either live on rocks.
17:52To cross, Odysseus orders his men to put wax in their ears, and he gets them to tie him
17:57to the mast so that he can say when it's safe.
17:59They set sail.
18:01Odysseus hears the song, and it reaches into his heart.
18:06He begs to be untied, but the crew carry on, all except one man who sees the longing in
18:16Odysseus and aches to know what it feels like.
18:20The man takes his wax out, jumps overboard, and is devoured alive.
18:26So, there's the men with wax in their ears, there's Odysseus, and there's the man who jumped.
18:35Who is the most free?
18:43The men with wax in their ears.
18:47Why?
18:50Because they just got on with it.
18:53It's like us, right?
18:55I've got freedoms that people on the out haven't.
18:58Do you have to pay bills?
18:59Do you have to go shopping?
19:01Do you need to find a dentist?
19:03I'm totally free of choice.
19:05But doesn't your lack of choice mean that you're not free?
19:08Two weeks ago, there was a lockdown.
19:1023 hours a day bang up.
19:11One hour sosh.
19:13Know what I did with my hour?
19:15Stayed in me pad, sat in me bunk, and read.
19:18Jesus.
19:18It's good.
19:19That's depressing, man.
19:21I'm not like you, always clowning around.
19:23I focus.
19:23You focus on what?
19:25The jizz crust clinging to your wool?
19:27I focus on my daughter.
19:32I focus on being a dad.
19:39Every day I write her a letter.
19:40One letter.
19:41Every single day.
19:43I want her to know that she's got a dad that loves her.
19:45Yeah, that's nice, Wallace, but you've got to engage, man.
19:50Freedom isn't hiding.
19:52Okay.
19:52So, Junior, right?
19:55Who do you think is the most free?
19:57Well, Odysseus.
19:58He's a king.
19:58You know, people have no choice but to do what he says.
20:03Yeah?
20:03Them men with the wax in their ears, they're just foot soldiers.
20:07You have to rise and excel.
20:09I agree with that.
20:10Life's about being something.
20:12I'm not waiting.
20:12You're not even a dad.
20:13You don't know what life's about.
20:15Yet.
20:16I'm not a dad.
20:17Yet.
20:18Twenty-one weeks can.
20:21My son.
20:24Huh?
20:24I do know what life's about.
20:26Junior borrowed me some of his business books.
20:28Fucking amazing.
20:30I'm going to provide for my boy.
20:32Free your mind.
20:33Free your circumstance.
20:35Then, free the cash.
20:38Alec, though, that fetus is on the outside and you're in here.
20:40For now, my brief says I've got a very good chance of overturning sentencing.
20:44I'll tell you all right now.
20:45I'll be holding my boy as he takes his first breath and right there and then,
20:50I'm going to write him a cheque for ten million pounds to be cashed on his tenth birthday.
20:55You haven't got a cheque, Bob?
20:57A fucking postal order, then.
20:59One could look at it from a neuroscientific perspective.
21:03You know, quantum mechanics.
21:05Zach, who do you think is most free?
21:06Hey, hold on.
21:08I've got the talking fucking bag.
21:09Sorry.
21:10Zach.
21:11Easy.
21:12It's the man what jumped.
21:13Yeah, but he was under a spell, Zach.
21:15Yeah, which he chose to give in to.
21:17See, all the rest have either got wax in their ears or they're tied to their sticks.
21:20Yeah, you think that's freedom, though.
21:22The jumper takes one look at the beautiful bird women and he says,
21:26fuck the consequence.
21:26I want that.
21:28So, in that moment, he is free.
21:30It's no wonder you're in a cell.
21:31You're in a fucking cell as well, Wallace.
21:33You ain't better than me.
21:35He can't even decide where his addiction is.
21:37What is this?
21:37Nah?
21:38The crack?
21:39Or women?
21:39It's a crack of women.
21:42And crack.
21:44I look forward.
21:45Bad man.
21:47I'm doing a five-year remote learning course on environmental construction.
21:51Environmental?
21:52Construction.
21:53Me little girl.
21:55She did a paper for exams all about how to build in sustainable ways.
21:59Got the paper up on me wall.
22:02Proper little environmentalist she is.
22:03When I get out, I'm going to help her.
22:07You wouldn't believe the things you can do with straw these days.
22:12You.
22:13You chat about loving rock.
22:15Hmm?
22:15About loving pussy.
22:17That's now compared to the love that a dad has for his daughter.
22:21Yeah, man.
22:22We all got fucking doors.
22:24Fatherhood.
22:26That's real freedom.
22:28But it's no fucking joke.
22:33Can you go into Tesco's and get a meal deal?
22:38Well, you don't exactly need Bitcoin to spend three pound, mate.
22:41How do you know you've really got it, then?
22:44How do you know you've got the money in your account right now?
22:46It's all digital.
22:46Yeah, but how do you do it with Bitcoin, then?
22:48It's not all about Bitcoin.
22:50How long is this break going to last?
22:51You've got to think of Ethereum.
22:52You've got to think of Ethereum.
22:52You've got to think of Ethereum.
22:53You need multiple accounts.
22:55You know this stuff can get you to Rolex in the next six months.
22:58Guaranteed.
22:59Where's your Rolex, then?
23:00Just waiting for me on the other side of Endeavor.
23:02Christ.
23:03I think I just threw out my mouth.
23:05You're going to have to sit tight.
23:06There's been an incident.
23:07Well, uh, sorry.
23:08What kind of incident?
23:09Some idiot got served as divorce papers, so he's jumped on the net.
23:12We've got to wait for the tornado team.
23:13Okay.
23:14But I have to make a phone call.
23:17Oh, wow.
23:18Well, why didn't you say?
23:21An idiot on the net shuts us down.
23:23Look, I'm sorry.
23:24It's really important.
23:29Wait here.
23:33Five, four, one, eight, five.
23:35And that's worth how much?
23:38So what's it for?
23:40Philosophy.
23:41Oh, um, well, philosophy is ancient Greek.
23:45No, but what can you do with it?
23:46What job do you have?
23:48Well, this one.
23:49So, who do you think is most free in the siren story?
23:59None of them.
24:00That's why it's called freedom.
24:02I mean, an idiot would believe in freedom.
24:03Well, are you coming?
24:10Yes.
24:15Right on.
24:17I'm through.
24:19I can't believe it's me.
24:22You can fuck off.
24:23You can't do my business.
24:25Get me wife on the phone.
24:26Make this quick, yeah?
24:35The tornado team gets antsy.
24:36You won't be able to get back in.
24:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
25:07What are you doing?
25:29Sorry, the switch was on.
25:32We just called through. They're closing the landing.
25:35You have to get back in there now.
25:37Hi, it's Jess. Leave a message.
25:50Hey, Jess. It's me. It's Dan.
25:53Look, I'm sorry that I didn't get to call.
25:55Earlier there was someone on the net.
25:59Look, I've got to go back in now.
26:01But don't do it.
26:05The implantation.
26:06Please.
26:07Call them up and cancel it and do it with me instead.
26:09Okay?
26:10I'll meet you there at 3.15 and I'll do tests
26:13and we can start the process together.
26:17Okay, I know this sounds mad,
26:20but I...
26:21I don't know.
26:23I mean this. I'm serious about it.
26:24come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on. What are you doing?
26:40C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon! What are you doing?
26:54Sorry, I had to do the thing.
26:56Yeah.
27:10Oh, you came back! Round two, here we go!
27:40Ahem.
27:45Zeus wanted to punish Epimetheus for giving fire to humans.
27:49So, he gave a beautiful box to his wife, Pandora.
27:54She opened it, and seven evils flew out.
27:59Hatred, shame, greed, boredom, laziness, delusion, and pain.
28:07But then a voice inside called out.
28:11Pandora opened it once again.
28:15And hope flew out.
28:23If you could put one evil back in the box, what would it be?
28:28Hope. Now fuck the evils, put hope back in the box.
28:31Yeah, put it in right now.
28:33You are married.
28:40Just called my brief.
28:43I lost my right to appeal.
28:44What? How?
28:47They didn't submit the paperwork on time.
28:50But the date I had to be and by was 8-5-25, 8th of May.
28:54But hear what, her new assistant's American?
28:56These pricks read dates backwards or something.
28:59What's 8-5-25 in America now?
29:015th of August.
29:02Too late.
29:03The appeal's dead.
29:05What? That's just it?
29:06Yeah, it's gone, Dan.
29:08That's not fair.
29:10Yeah, we are the drafts.
29:11Dan, that shit is standard.
29:13I had like 12 minutes with my brief before we go in, yeah?
29:15He says my name wrong three times.
29:17Made me run at the wrong courtroom.
29:18I feel like I just want to fucking kill someone, you know?
29:23I just want to fucking beat someone's fucking fucking face in.
29:27Last year, I had a parole year in, and I'd done everything right.
29:37So in every programme, kept my enhanced, the whole stretch, model con I was.
29:41It took six minutes.
29:45No.
29:47So I went on hunger strike.
29:50My hope was dead.
29:52See?
29:54Then, after a couple of days, two kids on my landing, they noticed I hadn't eaten.
30:00They brought a plate to my door.
30:01And I started hoping again.
30:05There's too many decent people around to not hope.
30:10You're still going to be a dad, okay?
30:12I can't take that from you.
30:13You're still going to be a dad?
30:14Yeah?
30:15They didn't fucking take you from me!
30:21Sanitised.
30:23You've sanitised it.
30:26It reeks of ditto, Dan, and you know it.
30:28That is not the middle Pandora.
30:30I'm not sure this is that time.
30:31The earliest, most accepted version of the myth of Pandora is found in Hesoid,
30:35who tells us it's Prometheus who steals fire.
30:38Not Epimetheus.
30:39Look, I really...
30:40And it's not what Pandora releases that's a punishment.
30:43It's Pandora herself.
30:45Pandora is the first woman fashioned of clay by the gods.
30:48Clay is actually a very sustainable build of material.
30:50What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
30:52What Dan so assiduously omits is that Pandora is made of the selfsame clay that the jar is made of.
30:58What jar?
30:59The spirits in.
31:00You said they were in a box.
31:01Were they fuck in a box?
31:02Right, well, no.
31:03Box is a mistranslation, but people commonly refer to it as...
31:06Well, see if it's a jar, just say it's a jar.
31:08The vessel doesn't matter, Junior.
31:09It's what's inside the camera.
31:10Only the vessel does matter, though, doesn't it, Dan?
31:12Because a jar is made of clay, and a box is not.
31:15Very low on carbon emissions as well, Claire.
31:18Chance is conquered.
31:19It ain't that kind of clay, Wally.
31:21The iron is deliberately choosing to sell us the false version.
31:24False.
31:25Right, right.
31:26Why am I doing that, Keith?
31:27Because of what the myth is really saying.
31:29The jar and Pandora are one and the same.
31:32Ergo, it says, woman is the cause of all man's ills.
31:35Okay, you think I'm scared to debate women with you?
31:37I think you've been inoculated by the moors of the current political climb,
31:40in all due respect.
31:42I think you're a coward.
31:43You don't know anything about me.
31:45Your fucking hair tells me all I need to know about you, Bill.
31:48Okay, all right.
31:49So you think that women are responsible for the ills of society?
31:52Well, take a look at these boys here.
31:54Hmm?
31:55Do you think any of them's inside because they went on some level
31:58trying to impress a girl?
32:00That cunt there wants to kill.
32:02Did you not get the memo, Daniel?
32:05We're all toxic.
32:07We're a gender in retreat.
32:09And we in here, the most mennish of men, we're the sharp end.
32:13Our relevance evaporating whilst we shank each other in the showers.
32:16And you want to come here and start talking about spirits and ghosties?
32:19I mean, you're wanking while Rome burns, man!
32:21You're fucking killing us!
32:22What, me personally, or...?
32:23Well, don't blame women.
32:24They're taking what's theirs.
32:28The likes of you.
32:29With your oat milks.
32:34And your moisturised elbows.
32:36Waxing your arseholes.
32:37Keeping your balls all nice and shiny.
32:40You deny your masculinity.
32:42You're terrified of it.
32:43Tell me, Dan.
32:44Do you cover your eyes when you take a piss?
32:46Okay.
32:47All right.
32:48Look, Keith.
32:49Have I said something to upset you?
32:50You're rippling with shame, man!
32:52Appalled by the undeniable, hard-wired instinct deep within your soul
32:55that just want you to roll around in a big pile of fucking titties!
32:59Now we are talking!
33:00Okay.
33:01You want to talk about women?
33:02Okay.
33:03In ancient Greece, women couldn't vote, they couldn't own land,
33:05they couldn't inherit, they could legally be murdered for infidelity,
33:07and then that society has the gall to create a myth
33:09blaming them for all the world's ills.
33:11And that society's where ours comes from.
33:12So, yeah, Keith, undoing that, I'm all for it.
33:14Oh, lovely, Daniel.
33:15What a wonderful human being you are.
33:17I mean, give the man a pickle.
33:18Turns out he's an expert on Greek society,
33:20yet he can't remember that a box is a fucking jar!
33:23You wanted a debate about women?
33:24No, no, no, no.
33:25You did.
33:26You're the one who brought in Pandora.
33:29You brought in the sirens.
33:30What are you trying to force on us here?
33:32The future has a vaginal tint.
33:34We should all go and fucking kill ourselves, is that it?
33:37Because that's all I hear these days.
33:39Don't be you.
33:41Don't be you.
33:43Don't be you.
33:44Just...
33:45Don't be you.
33:47Well, what the fuck should I be?
33:50Eh?
33:51Women have got us on the ropes.
33:55And good luck to them.
33:56They deserve it.
33:57But you see, when I get a baton,
33:59I'll punch back.
34:00Excellent installation properties as well, Clay.
34:02Excellent, of course.
34:03This ain't about your fucking daughter, Wally!
34:06Aye, it is.
34:07He's talking shit about women.
34:09What the fuck do you think my little girl's gonna grow into?
34:11Grow into?
34:12She's already a grown-ass woman.
34:14That's what she already is.
34:15She's already a grown-ass woman.
34:16We all know that.
34:18Little girl.
34:19She hasn't been a little girl in years.
34:20We've all seen the essay up on your wall, yeah?
34:22It's been up there for donkeys.
34:24A tatty fucking thing it is, yeah?
34:26You write every day, big man, yeah?
34:28He's writing to his little girl.
34:29Okay.
34:30You write it, she don't read it.
34:32Not once has she sent you anything back.
34:34What is she like, 25 now, 28?
34:36She wrote that for her fucking GCSEs, Wallys.
34:39She's forgot about that crap now.
34:41Just like she forgot about you, rotten ear.
34:43Dead to her.
34:51What?
34:52Don't you fucking dare!
34:56Fucking hell, man!
35:00Your boot's leaking, boss.
35:03Is that blood?
35:04Is that blood?
35:05Is that blood?
35:06It's your blood, Daniel.
35:11He ripped off a toenail.
35:14Are you serious?
35:15Yeah.
35:16I can see the bone.
35:17You're gonna need stitches.
35:19Oh, my God.
35:22Okay, look, I need to be somewhere.
35:24A and E's where you need to go.
35:28Alright, the circus is over.
35:29Come on, rest of you.
35:30Back to yourselves.
35:32Well, I have to show you, I really enjoyed that.
35:35Same time next week.
35:37Box is another word for Fanny.
35:41Pandora's Fanny.
35:42Nobody mentioned it, but that could play into the whole female thing.
35:45What's the right answer?
35:46Which one of the spirits go back in the box?
35:47Come on.
35:48There isn't a right answer.
35:49Then what's the point in asking a fucking question?
35:51I do, I do really need to be somewhere.
35:52You need stitches.
35:53I'm checking you out.
35:54They're taking me to A and E.
35:55Can you just patch it up?
35:56No, I can't.
35:57I can't.
35:58I can't.
35:59I can't.
36:00I can't.
36:01I can't.
36:02I can't.
36:03I can't.
36:04I can't.
36:05hang on a minute.
36:06Wait.
36:07Just hold on.
36:08I only need to be somewhere but I'll have to go.
36:11I do really need to be somewhere.
36:12You need stitches.
36:13I'm checking you out.
36:14I'll be taking them to A and E.
36:15Can I just patch it up?
36:16No, I cannot just patch it up.
36:17All right.
36:18Hang on a minute.
36:19Wait.
36:20Just, just, just hold on.
36:21I, um,
36:22Okay.
36:24I need to be at an IVF Clinic.
36:26It's the donation clinic.
36:28And then, then you are just, then.
36:30I can't.
36:32Okay.
36:33I can't.
36:34It's the Donate Semen, I think.
36:37You think?
36:39Yeah.
36:41It's complicated.
36:42I need to make a phone call, and then...
36:46I don't know.
36:48I don't know.
36:50I'll tell you what.
36:52I'll take you to your phone.
36:53You make the call.
36:55If you need to be at the clinic, I'll take you there.
36:57Once you've flung it out, then I'll take you to A&E.
37:00Then a psychiatrist.
37:02Then a fucking life coach or something.
37:03I don't know.
37:04I don't know.
37:34What's up?
37:55Dad! Daddy! Dad!
37:58Ah, thanks to Jamie.
38:06Sam?
38:07Jess.
38:08Hey.
38:09I'm really sorry that we didn't get to speak.
38:13It's been a bit mad, to be honest.
38:17It's okay.
38:18No, honestly, Jess, I'm really sorry.
38:22It's okay, really?
38:22No, it's not. That's not what I'm apologising for.
38:26I, um...
38:32I don't think that can be a dad.
38:35Sorry. I'm not ready.
38:37You're not ready?
38:39Yeah.
38:40Um...
38:45Jess?
38:47But you left the message.
38:50You said to cancel the implantation.
38:53You know, they don't just put it back in the freezer, right? You know, cancelling is destroying.
38:58Yeah. Look, um...
39:01Jess, I'm so sorry. I really haven't meant to mess you around here.
39:04I just think... I think that, um...
39:08I think that maybe you're right. Maybe, you know, maybe it's got something to do with my brother or something like that, you know?
39:13Um...
39:14Yeah.
39:19Jess, I'm so sorry.
39:20You're...
39:22Fucking...
39:23Sorry.
39:28I had the implantation.
39:31What?
39:33Yeah, there was a cancellation.
39:34They called and said if I was in by 10, I could have the slot.
39:37It was all done and dusted by 10.20.
39:39Sorry, it's in there now.
39:47The athletes.
39:48It's not his, Dan. It's mine.
39:57Can I just ask?
39:59Why didn't you want me?
40:01It's not that I don't want you.
40:04It's that I don't need you.
40:05I don't need you.
40:33You coming?
40:36Hey.
40:38You bleed in my fucking car and I'm cutting open the other foot.
40:40You hear me?
40:53Thanks for being with me here today.
40:55I really, really appreciate you doing this.
40:57It's alright.
40:59I mean, I couldn't let you come here alone.
41:01Well, that's very...
41:02That's very kind.
41:03No, no, I mean I couldn't let you come here alone.
41:05I'm not allowed to.
41:07You bled in the prison.
41:08I was the officer on scene.
41:09It's my name on the accident report.
41:11Sorry you're not going to be a dad.
41:18Yeah.
41:19Probably for the best.
41:20My dad was a nightmare.
41:21I probably shouldn't pass that on.
41:22Nightmare how?
41:23A lot of time in prison for one.
41:24Really?
41:25Mm.
41:26So how come you're like this?
41:27A fucking philosopher Dan?
41:28Well, my mum left him when I was nine.
41:29She remarried.
41:30And...
41:31I got away from him.
41:32I got out.
41:33Ended up doing this.
41:34Hmm.
41:35Hmm.
41:36You were totally different.
41:37I was just not sure.
41:38I was just someone in prison.
41:39I was doomed to.
41:40I was just like...
41:41I was like...
41:42I was just a stupid kid.
41:43I was just a stupid kid.
41:44I was just a stupid kid.
41:45And I was a stupid kid.
41:46And I was a stupid kid.
41:48And I did something.
41:49And I thought she was a stupid kid.
41:50I just tried.
41:51And I got away from him.
41:54I got out.
41:56I got away from him, you know, I got out, ended up doing this.
42:04You were totally shit today.
42:07You got the men all riled up, didn't have any control that I could see, and then you bled on the floor.
42:11I mean, you actually bled on the floor.
42:17But they liked what you did.
42:20They liked the lesson.
42:22They can't say that they did, but they did.
42:26You don't need these, okay? Next time just wear trainers.
42:37Do you still see your dad now?
42:42No.
42:43No, I don't see him anymore.
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