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00:00This is the box. 16 meters long, 3 meters wide and more uncomfortable than walking in on your parents having sex with your grandparents.
00:10Two teams will spend a day and a night cut off from the outside world.
00:14I saw it really loud.
00:19Whilst competing in a series of games designed to test them to their very limits.
00:27You're a disgrace, absolute disgrace.
00:29Win and they can fill their side of the box with an array of luxury items.
00:33Here comes some stuff.
00:35I'm having pancakes.
00:36A xylophone.
00:37Take away at a train set.
00:40Choo choo.
00:41And more importantly, they get to move the dividing wall deeper into their opponent's side.
00:46You might want to step back a couple of times now.
00:48The way you two are pushing it makes you look like you're actually enjoying it.
00:51I'm Jimmy Carr. Welcome to Battle in the Box.
00:59We're midway through a battle between Rachel Paris and Guz Khan on the orange team.
01:03Oh, you bastard.
01:05And Amy Glethill and Josh Pugh on the blue team.
01:08Josh says he wiped his mouth.
01:11They've been locked inside the box for more than 12 hours and so far, it's been pretty smooth sailing for Amy and Josh.
01:17Yeah!
01:18Get in!
01:19I'm so hungry.
01:21Whilst they've been living a life of pampered luxury.
01:24This is, so far, the best day I've ever had in my life.
01:27Rachel and Guz have been living a life pinned up against the toilet.
01:31We're losing this so badly.
01:35In the last episode, they finally won their first game.
01:38We won!
01:40And with it, some much-needed food and furniture.
01:43Oh, wow, look at this.
01:44Oh, that is wonderful.
01:45Carpet?
01:46Unbelievable, bruv.
01:48And after losing some of their hard-earned space in the box, Josh isn't going to let one defeat break their spirits.
01:54Married us out for the, for the gap.
01:58Get it up on wall.
02:00You need that, don't you?
02:01That's good, that.
02:02And in one move, Josh has turned the box into every mum's kitchen.
02:06Looking for, hey, should we take a Polaroid?
02:08It's on.
02:09And then do you press the red button?
02:11You should do a Polaroid selfie, do you?
02:13Let me take one of you.
02:18What?
02:19Do you have to shake it like they're doing a film?
02:20I don't know.
02:21Yes, Guz, just like the films.
02:23Can you put one that says, erm, it's wine o'clock?
02:26Yeah, I like that.
02:28It just makes me feel better.
02:30Yeah.
02:34OK, teams, please look at the screens.
02:36It's game time.
02:38So, it's taken 12 hours for Orange team to win some furniture, and as soon as it arrived, it's all got to come out to make room for the next game.
02:45Cruel?
02:46Perhaps.
02:47Funny?
02:48Well, not according to Rachel, who responds using her best,
02:51Can I speak to the manager, please?
02:53Tone.
02:54Excuse me, Jimmy.
02:55We didn't get our bed and furniture for so long, and then we got it, and then it was immediately taken away again and replaced with this.
03:04And we haven't even got to lay on our furniture yet, and you've put a new game in here.
03:08If you put people in these conditions, they get really upset about small things.
03:12You're meant to be the rule breaker. I feel like kicking this place down.
03:15Poor Rachel. If only she had some meaningless scribbles to cheer her up.
03:20Remember our mantras? We live, we laugh, we love, we're family, and it's one o'clock.
03:25It's one o'clock.
03:26Whose birthday is it?
03:29She, not mine.
03:33Hello, teams. Well, you're probably wondering what's with all the bunting.
03:36It's actually one of my minions' birthdays.
03:38Everyone say, Happy Birthday, Keith.
03:40Happy Birthday, Keith.
03:41Happy Birthday, Keith.
03:42Happy Birthday, Keith.
03:43Happy Birthday, Keith.
03:44That's enough fuss.
03:45This game combines my love of music with my disregard for health and safety regulations.
03:49It's called Face the Music.
03:52Keith, back to work.
03:55Oh!
03:56Oh, God.
03:57Oh!
03:59Hello, minions!
04:01Are we missing a minion?
04:03Oh, that's going to be one of us, isn't it?
04:05Right.
04:07For this game, both teams must hit the correct arrows in sync with the music,
04:11except instead of tapping buttons, they'll be slapping heads.
04:14Whoever can hit the most notes in time wins.
04:18Oh, my God.
04:19OK, decide who's going to be the musician and who's getting played.
04:23I guess you're getting in, Josh.
04:24I guess I'm in here, aren't I?
04:25Yeah.
04:26Instrument player.
04:29Tap, tap, tap, tap.
04:32Is that all right for everybody?
04:34What, lads?
04:35Should I wear this?
04:36Orange team, you'll be going first.
04:42OK.
04:43I wish I had longer arms.
04:45Ready?
04:46You may begin.
04:50Get on, Rachel.
04:54It's a tough life, being one of my minions.
04:56I pay them peanuts.
04:57Which doesn't sound that bad, but one of them's got a nut allergy.
05:00What's this?
05:03Ah, ah.
05:05I'm just thrilled the minions found another use for my blowjob machine.
05:09Hope they cleaned it.
05:10To you, too, too, for that.
05:16Oh, God.
05:17Happy birthday.
05:19I feel like if I just hit loads of heads...
05:22Slap heads?
05:23Yeah, just slap heads.
05:24I mean, that's literally the game.
05:26Happy birthday.
05:28I like it, friends.
05:29I like it.
05:35Birthday, birthday.
05:37This is how I used to feel back in the day, you know?
05:39We robbed that bank.
05:41Now we must face punishment for our trials.
05:44Rachel scored 36 points out of a possible 90,
05:47a score I can't see troubling the blue team.
05:51All right!
05:52Here we go!
05:58Oh, sorry!
06:01No!
06:03No, no.
06:04Maybe the orange team are safe.
06:06This, this, this...
06:09I'm too scared to do it!
06:10This could be the least impressive thing I've seen in a box
06:13since I queued up to see the Queen.
06:17Finally, some points on the board,
06:19which, statistically, is impossible to avoid.
06:23Hey, this is good now.
06:24You're being generous there, Josh.
06:25Oh, that's good.
06:45Well, thank God that's over.
06:47Oh, gosh, that's hard.
06:49Let's pack the game away, let them know who won
06:52and pretend none of this ever happened.
06:56OK, these are the scores.
06:58Amy, you hit 13 notes correctly.
07:01Rachel, you scored 36.
07:03So, orange team, you win!
07:04Blue team, be better.
07:06Be much better.
07:08He's being rude!
07:10Why is he being so rude to you, man?
07:12Stop that, Jimmy Carr!
07:14I'm eating my feelings now.
07:16Don't eat your feelings.
07:17Let your feelings out.
07:19As they won the game,
07:21Guz and Rachel now get to move the wall
07:22even further into blue team's side.
07:25Orange team, when you're ready, tap the button
07:27and let's see how far this wall moves.
07:29Depending on where the wheel lands,
07:31it can move anywhere from two to five spaces.
07:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:41Two, two, two, three's all right!
07:45One, two, three.
07:47How much space have you got now?
07:49I think we're back to one lesson we started, maybe.
07:51OK.
07:56Push that wall.
07:58Push, push, push.
07:59Push that wall, push that wall.
08:02God, that feels like far, doesn't it?
08:04There we go.
08:05Are you all right? Are you all right?
08:06That's fine. We're all good.
08:07Sound, yeah?
08:08That's fine, man.
08:09That is lovely.
08:11This shows a lot more moving and handling than I actually had.
08:13It's a lot more moving house.
08:15Orange team have also won some moves.
08:17Some virtual box coin to spend on luxury items.
08:18To determine how much they get, they just have to pick a box.
08:20Please, may we select box A.
08:26Two grand. I'm here for it.
08:28I'm here for it, I'm here for it.
08:29I'm here for it.
08:31Well, that's how much box coin you are, I'm here for it.
08:33I'm here for it.
08:35I'm here for it.
08:37I'm here for it.
08:39I'm here for it.
08:41I'm here for it.
08:42I'm here for it.
08:44I'm here for it.
08:45That's how much box coin you've won. Grab your tablet and spend it.
08:48Can we have a double bed for $950?
08:51They're playing fast and loose.
08:52A single bed and a double bed.
08:55If this goes that way...
08:57Which it will next time.
08:58Which it will next time.
08:59You've got to sort yourself out.
09:00Oh, come on.
09:02It's because you didn't have enough cheek surface area.
09:07As well as the double bed,
09:09Gus and Rachel spend the rest of their money on fruit,
09:11cereal bars and a spirograph.
09:14They also receive an unexpected freebie from the blue team.
09:20Guys?
09:21Yeah?
09:22Can we keep your post-it notes?
09:24Oh, yeah, you can!
09:30Oh, that's so nice.
09:31Two of them are wonderful.
09:34Family, live, laugh, love.
09:37The other one is haram for me.
09:38I can't do that.
09:39Sorry about that.
09:39Sorry, mate.
09:40Look, I've never drunk before
09:42and if this is the first time,
09:43I think I'm going to prison.
09:46Live, laugh, love.
09:47Live, laugh, love.
09:49Live, laugh, love.
09:50If I catch anyone in here
09:51not living, laughing or loving
09:54under my roof.
09:56Well, we need to take a little break now
10:03to get our story straight for when the police arrive.
10:06See you in five.
10:17Welcome back to Battle in the Box,
10:18the show all about a battle happening inside a box.
10:22Clue's very much in the name.
10:23It's been 14 and a half hours
10:25since both teams first entered the box.
10:28After blowing 200 box coin
10:30on a kid's spirograph,
10:31Gus and Rachel are talking about their spending habits.
10:34I don't smoke.
10:35Yeah.
10:36I don't drink.
10:36Yeah.
10:37I don't gamble.
10:38But I waste a lot of money on cars.
10:40Do you?
10:41Yeah.
10:42I think it's my vice.
10:44Everyone's got one.
10:45Better that than crack.
10:46Yeah.
10:46What's your guilty like?
10:53Erm...
10:53It probably is clothes.
10:56What is the most...
10:58Yeah.
10:59..you ever spent on one single?
11:02It was a dress that...
11:07..I wore to the BAFTAs.
11:11And it's an amazing dress.
11:13And it was £500.
11:14It was a special occasion.
11:16I'll wear it again,
11:17but I just...
11:17You need, like, a big occasion to wear it.
11:19Your son's first day of school.
11:22Where?
11:23All up.
11:24To the gates.
11:25Yes.
11:26And every other moment of dad
11:28is going to see you in slow motion, like...
11:30I love that.
11:31There'll be haters.
11:32But you can't let the haters
11:34stunt on your shine.
11:35Yeah.
11:36And yet, when I rock up at the school gates
11:38in my best dress,
11:39everyone's like,
11:40you need to leave.
11:41You don't have kids at this school.
11:43Haters going to hate, Gaz.
11:46Do you remember the first paid
11:48thing that you did?
11:50Yeah, I think I got, like, 50 quid for something.
11:52I remember getting 50 quid for something
11:53and thinking,
11:54this is absolutely huge.
11:56And I felt so much pressure.
11:57The idea I was getting
11:5850 pounds
12:00to say words
12:02that I thought of
12:03and I've had no...
12:05There's been no cost incurred.
12:07Like,
12:08it's like,
12:09this is 50 pounds from nothing.
12:11Yeah.
12:12I couldn't believe it.
12:14Yeah, surprising, isn't it?
12:15If you'd like to give money to Amy
12:17for words that she thought of,
12:19there'll be a number
12:19at the end of the show.
12:21Do you believe in ghosts?
12:22Who, me?
12:22Yeah.
12:23100%.
12:23Do you believe just someone's nan dies
12:27and then she sticks around for a bit?
12:28Yeah.
12:30But somebody did say to me,
12:31oh, how come you can't see ghosts in a day?
12:33And I was like,
12:33this is a very good point.
12:37Do you know what I mean?
12:38Yeah.
12:38I don't think anyone's ever said to me,
12:41yeah, brother,
12:41I saw a ghost at the bus stop.
12:44I don't think they've said it.
12:49It's game time, people.
12:51Stand by for an important message.
12:53Come on, Amy, now.
12:54Come on, we can do this now.
12:56Jimmy, can we do this from the bed?
12:57Are you guys in bed?
12:59Yeah, I am.
13:00For most people,
13:01rainbows represent inclusion,
13:03respect and pride.
13:04Whilst on this show,
13:05quite the opposite.
13:06The first team to answer
13:07every question correctly wins.
13:09Good luck.
13:11Stand by.
13:12It's true colours.
13:14This is a general knowledge quiz
13:16where every answer is a colour.
13:18They must place the correct colour ball
13:20in the pressurised tube,
13:21but get one wrong
13:22and it erupts
13:23and they must start all over again.
13:26So if it blows all your answers up,
13:29you've got to remember
13:30what the colour order was.
13:31I'm going to make,
13:32what is in there?
13:32I'm going to make a replica here.
13:34That's very clever.
13:36First to get all eight questions correct
13:38wins.
13:39Put that under your arse.
13:42Enema!
13:43Enemas are, of course,
13:44available as a luxury experience.
13:46They cost two and a half thousand box coin.
13:49OK, your first question
13:53is going to appear
13:54on the screen
13:55now.
13:56In the film Reservoir Dogs,
13:58Steve Buscemi played Mr. What?
14:00What about the balls?
14:02Ah!
14:06What the fuck is happening?
14:07I think it's...
14:08Mr. Pink.
14:12They both got that right
14:14and they're both onto question two.
14:15What is the right most colour
14:18on the Irish flag?
14:20Orange.
14:21Is it?
14:22Let's start with what kind of thing is.
14:23It's orange.
14:24White orange.
14:25No, it's a green.
14:26It could be green.
14:26Let's try it orange.
14:30Should we get orange?
14:31Yeah, I think it's orange.
14:32I think it's orange.
14:34It's orange, isn't it?
14:35I know it's green.
14:36So it's green.
14:36Green, green.
14:37It must be green.
14:39No, it's not green.
14:40Oh, no!
14:41OK.
14:42What colour Teletubby
14:44is thinking we're going to get purple?
14:45Yeah.
14:47Donald William Owen Ballard
14:49and who?
14:50Green, white, orange?
14:51Which one's orange?
14:51Is this orange?
14:52Is it yellow?
14:53That's yellow, right?
14:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:55Fucking hell.
14:55That looks yellow to me, mate.
14:57Oh, oh.
14:57Orange.
14:57Joe's orange.
14:59OK.
15:01What colour Teletubby
15:02is Tinky Winky?
15:03Oh!
15:04Tinky Winky.
15:06Dipsy.
15:07La La Po.
15:09Tinky Winky Bubble.
15:10Tinky Winky.
15:10Tinky Winky Bubble?
15:11Yeah, yeah.
15:11Purple.
15:11Yeah, Tinky Winky Bubble.
15:12In Monopoly,
15:15what colour
15:16is Northumberland Avenue?
15:17Blue, I think.
15:18I think...
15:19Right.
15:19Blue?
15:22It's not blue.
15:24Oh, oh, um...
15:25Carrie, Violet,
15:26it's that Tink,
15:27that people.
15:28Ain't it?
15:29No.
15:30Orange.
15:33Orange.
15:34Yes.
15:35Oh, you've got it,
15:36you've got it.
15:37I think orange.
15:38I'm going to go with green
15:39for this question.
15:41Oh, yeah.
15:42Amy's going with green.
15:44Ah!
15:45It's not green.
15:46Do you want to believe
15:46what colour is Northumberland Avenue?
15:48Is it?
15:49Yeah.
15:49So, orange team have caught up.
15:51Wow.
15:51Have they got this one right?
15:53Yeah.
15:53Yep, they've taken the lead
15:55and blue team are still struggling.
15:56Northumberland Avenue is not red.
16:01Or orange.
16:02Oh, fuck.
16:03And it's still not green.
16:06I'll take colour.
16:07It's the hell in the Google logo.
16:09That's hard.
16:10Green.
16:11Must be green.
16:12Must be green.
16:13Must be green.
16:16What ball is worth five points
16:18and you've got fucking...
16:19Pink?
16:21Yeah.
16:25Finally,
16:25and all it took
16:26was trying every single colour.
16:28Google logo.
16:29I want to say...
16:30I'll say blue.
16:30I'll say blue.
16:31I'll say blue.
16:32I might be bullshit.
16:33So we've got that
16:34and then green.
16:35Might be blue.
16:37That's correct.
16:38And while Amy and Josh
16:39lag two balls behind,
16:40orange team
16:41are through to the final question.
16:44Oh, God.
16:44The pill you did take
16:45to leave the Matrix.
16:46Oh, God.
16:47Blue pill.
16:47Blue pill.
16:48It's red.
16:49No, it's red pill.
16:49It's red.
16:50To leave?
16:51Yeah.
16:52Isn't it?
16:52Is it red to leave?
16:53They say you're taking
16:55the red pill.
16:56I thought the red pill
16:57is escape the Matrix.
16:59Of course,
16:59another word for escape
17:00is leave.
17:02To leave the...
17:03Yeah, to leave the Matrix.
17:04Yes.
17:05I like what you say.
17:06No.
17:07Pardon.
17:09Orange team wins.
17:11Yeah!
17:11Yes!
17:12Oh, man!
17:14Yes,
17:15the answer was
17:15the red pill.
17:17And if you got that right,
17:18congratulations,
17:19you are an incel.
17:20Well,
17:21whilst my minions
17:22clear away the game,
17:23it's time for another war move.
17:24Congratulations,
17:25Orange team.
17:25You now get to spin the wheel.
17:29Oh, my God.
17:32It can't be five.
17:39Fuck off!
17:41One, two, three, four.
17:43Oh, my God.
17:43This has to move
17:44even further, John.
17:45Really?
17:45Yeah.
17:46Can you fit
17:47your bunk bed in?
17:48Just...
17:50I needed shit
17:51and I should have had it
17:51when we had all this space
17:52and now...
17:53I've always got an armchair
17:54right next to the bog now.
17:56Have you got to pile it all up?
17:58It just about fits in.
17:59Is it like a floor is lava situation?
18:02A little bit.
18:02Absolutely floor is lava.
18:08Push that wall.
18:13Got loads to come.
18:15So much more.
18:16Oh, my, my.
18:20Oh, my, my.
18:21Oh, my.
18:22Our bunk bed just fits in.
18:24It's touching the wall.
18:25Oh, mate.
18:27I'm glad you've got a bed.
18:29Is it nice for you to know
18:30that we've got
18:30a completely unnecessary
18:32amount of room?
18:33Yeah.
18:34Yeah, that's...
18:34Yeah, don't worry about that.
18:35I feel reassured.
18:39I can hear their footsteps
18:40like echoing.
18:41Not so much space.
18:42That's disgusting.
18:43Now, you like reading
18:44some rude stuff here.
18:45Yeah, our mottos
18:46are getting grimmer
18:47as you get closer.
18:50I'm quite entranced
18:51by the penis picture
18:52because the balls
18:53are really, like...
18:54Normal?
18:55...folded over.
18:56So, normal, then.
18:59And the little line
19:00of jizz coming out of it
19:03could be piss.
19:05Nah, but I don't even think
19:06scientifically you can piss
19:08when your dick is up like that.
19:14I'm sure you want to know
19:15how much money you've got
19:16to spend in the shop
19:16or pick a box.
19:18Yeah, go on.
19:19Pick a box.
19:21No beds.
19:23Be, please.
19:24750.
19:32Not bad.
19:33No, it's not a lot, really.
19:34Not as much.
19:36Orange team might have
19:37missed out on 2,000 box coin,
19:39but whilst Rachel
19:40browses the store,
19:42Garza's determined
19:42not to miss out
19:43on some sleep.
19:46They've added
19:47breakfast options.
19:49Full English
19:50or pancakes.
19:51So, we can order that now.
19:54That's so good.
19:55Do you want pancakes
19:56or full English?
19:58Pancakes?
19:59Shall we have a nightcap?
20:00What do you want?
20:02What are those cocktails
20:03you've got?
20:03A little cocktail?
20:05I'll do some
20:06little cocktails, mate.
20:08We can go to sleep, then.
20:10Let's do it.
20:14Right, I've poured this
20:16where there's too much in here.
20:18I fucks it.
20:21There he is.
20:23Good lad.
20:24There he goes.
20:25Wow.
20:26That's nice, yeah.
20:27It's nice, is it?
20:29Orange team,
20:30be a poppet.
20:31Grab your purchases
20:31from the door.
20:33Oh, no.
20:34Oh, no.
20:38I was just 40...
20:40What did we get, bro?
20:43Fucking hell, bro.
20:44Orange team
20:45ordered some houseplants,
20:46scatter cushions
20:47and everything they need
20:48to make pancakes.
20:49You're a bastard.
20:51Oh, we've got to make
20:52our own pancakes.
20:53All from scratch?
20:55Yeah.
20:56Imagine that,
20:57having to make
20:57your own food.
21:03Right, it's the end
21:05of the day,
21:05time to turn down
21:06the lights
21:06and you can get
21:07some sleep
21:07or you can sort of
21:08stare into the darkness
21:09and think about
21:10how you need
21:10a new agent.
21:11either way,
21:13I'll see you
21:13in a couple of hours.
21:14Oh, night, Jimmy.
21:16Good night, Jim.
21:18Night, Jim.
21:20Thanks for having us.
21:22Oh.
21:23It's nice.
21:25Mmm.
21:28I don't feel that tired now.
21:29No, I don't.
21:30I'm ready to just
21:31fucking keep going.
21:32Did you just bang through?
21:33I've got a fire,
21:34haven't I?
21:36For challenges.
21:42Now these camera
21:43and microphones off,
21:44what do you really
21:45think to Jimmy Carr?
21:49Think he's still got it
21:50after all these years
21:51or do you think
21:51he's lost his edge?
21:52I tell you who's
21:53not lost their edge,
21:54Josh,
21:54your mum.
21:55Welcome back
22:05to Battle in the Box,
22:06the show that's
22:07full of laughs
22:07and they're all
22:08at our celebrity's expense.
22:10Excellent.
22:10Let's see what
22:11they're up to.
22:12Gaz, Rachel,
22:14Amy and Josh
22:14have been locked
22:15in a box
22:15for more than 17 hours.
22:17They're currently
22:18three hours
22:19into a sleep
22:20and we have a choice.
22:21Leave them
22:22to get their
22:22full eight hours
22:23or wake them up
22:24and tell them
22:25a game is on the way.
22:26Yeah,
22:27I think you know
22:27what we're going to do.
22:33Morning, teams.
22:34It's game time.
22:36Stand by for instructions.
22:38Morning.
22:40I don't know
22:40what time it is.
22:42No idea.
22:44How was that, mate?
22:46Yeah,
22:47all right.
22:47At the start,
22:48I thought anyone
22:49can sleep
22:49under these circumstances
22:50and so I could have...
22:51It's like that.
22:52Yeah.
22:54Tea and pancakes,
22:55Guz?
22:56I might have a little bit.
22:59Phew!
23:00Amy,
23:01was that you sneezing?
23:02That was me sneezing.
23:04What an adorable sneeze.
23:08Thank you very much.
23:09I'm making pancakes.
23:10Do you want one?
23:12We couldn't fit a pancake
23:13in here,
23:13to be honest.
23:14OK, teams,
23:18please pay attention
23:19to the screen.
23:20What?
23:21I just made this.
23:22That's a bit.
23:23That is a bit.
23:24That is so mean.
23:25Next up,
23:26we're playing a video game
23:27whilst exercising your glutes.
23:29It's called
23:29Call of Booting.
23:32So it's the early hours
23:33of the morning
23:34and Blue and Orange team
23:35are going to take each other
23:36on in a game of Pong.
23:38Except in order
23:38to move their paddles,
23:39they have to move their pedals.
23:41I'm quite proud of that one.
23:42First of five goals wins.
23:44It's been a while
23:45since I rode a bike.
23:47They're not good for your ass.
23:49No.
23:50They get
23:51up in, don't they?
23:53Yeah.
23:55Man.
23:56Can we say
23:57that we're having
23:58an allergic reaction
24:00to the plants
24:00that we've got in?
24:03We can't stop sneezing.
24:04We're already
24:06at a deficit.
24:07Luckily,
24:08the Minions brought
24:09this back in.
24:09They brought it back
24:10in minutes
24:10with flowers.
24:11Thank God
24:12we've got them
24:12brought back in
24:13because we're going
24:13to meet them.
24:14When you're ready,
24:15hop onto your bikes.
24:16Let's begin.
24:17I'm going to speak
24:18to my therapist.
24:27Three, two, one,
24:29begin.
24:31A bit.
24:33We're good.
24:36First serve
24:36and Josh and Amy
24:37are straight out
24:38of the blocks.
24:39Oh, wait.
24:40Oh, no.
24:41Oh, oh, oh, oh.
24:43Should I?
24:43No.
24:44Oh, oh, oh.
24:45No.
24:45What?
24:46Yes!
24:48Come to me, Amy.
24:49Poise,
24:50precision and pace.
24:51You get none of that
24:52on the orange side.
24:53Okay, no.
24:54I need to
24:54go backwards.
24:56You two go backwards
24:57to get there.
25:00Oh, shit.
25:01Oh, shit.
25:04Oh, you two are just
25:06blasting this one.
25:07Don't forget this game
25:09is being played
25:09in the early hours
25:10of the morning
25:11in case you're wondering
25:12why Amy, Rachel and Guz
25:14look so tired
25:15and disheveled
25:15and Josh looks,
25:17well, same as normal.
25:19Come on, my G.
25:19Yes.
25:24Oh, that's a shot.
25:26If this game
25:27has inspired you
25:28to go green
25:28and get on your bike,
25:29oh, oh, yeah.
25:32Why?
25:33They're useless at it.
25:34Oh, I missed it.
25:40Amy, no.
25:41It's my fault.
25:42Oh, no.
25:43That's my fault.
25:44My thighs are just
25:45too powerful.
25:47That's a point to orange.
25:48Could this be
25:49the start of a comeback?
25:54Bigger tips.
25:56No.
25:57No, it's not.
25:58Blue team wins.
26:00Oh, my God.
26:00Well done, blue team.
26:01Oh, God.
26:02What a game.
26:05Why don't you lot...
26:06Dush.
26:07Dush.
26:08We've not even got room
26:09to dab.
26:10There's no room to dab.
26:11No room to dab.
26:12You can't even dab in here.
26:19When you're ready,
26:20tap the button
26:21and see how far
26:22the wall will move.
26:23Go on, Amy.
26:24It's going to be a one.
26:26Ready?
26:27Yeah.
26:27Trust me.
26:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:32Yes.
26:37That's good.
26:38Happy with that, mate.
26:38Well done.
26:39Thank you, yeah.
26:40You took a lot of skill there.
26:41You turned it around, you have.
26:42Do you reckon?
26:43Yesterday, you were
26:44piss poor, if I'm honest,
26:45but today, you were...
26:46You're bringing it.
26:49Yeah.
26:55Push the wall.
26:55So, Amy and Josh push the wall
27:16to almost the halfway mark
27:17and after earning themselves
27:191,500 box coin...
27:211,500.
27:23Good, that is.
27:24Not bad.
27:25...launch a spending spree.
27:27Mystery item.
27:29Under eye mask.
27:31Fizzy pop.
27:32Cereal bars.
27:33Sports drinks.
27:35Face wipes.
27:36Although not all items
27:37are welcome in blue box.
27:40Face paint.
27:41Come in here with face paint.
27:42I'll lash out.
27:43Amy, can I bring
27:47something up with you?
27:48Oh, yeah, go on.
27:49I think you're playing
27:49a game in here.
27:58Both teams have been
27:59in the box for almost 19 hours
28:01and instead of going
28:02back to bed,
28:03they've all got a hunger
28:04for more games.
28:05Especially Rachel,
28:07who's playing air hockey
28:08with herself.
28:10Oh, this is really fun.
28:13No, Rachel.
28:14It's not.
28:19Oh, it's gone under.
28:21Serve.
28:22Oh, look.
28:23Rachel's found a friend.
28:24Still pretty bleak, though.
28:26Ooh, you little.
28:28Ready?
28:28Yeah.
28:32This is in.
28:33This is in.
28:40Close.
28:43Oh, that's shit.
28:54Fucking hell.
28:57Close.
28:58HE LAUGHS
29:06Oh!
29:07Oh! Get out! Get out!
29:09Oh, yes! Saved it, man.
29:11That was close.
29:13That was a great save, mate.
29:15How is it?
29:17When it's on, it's really nice, actually.
29:20Oh, it does feel...
29:22Watch this energy now.
29:24Wow! Oh!
29:26That's that bloody hockey game we gave them.
29:28Oh, yeah.
29:29They're absolutely loving it.
29:31And I'm here chucking a bit of tinfoil into a bucket.
29:34LAUGHTER
29:39Hello, teams. Well, this party of ours is almost at an end,
29:41which means we're almost ready for our final deciding game.
29:45We've left it this late because we wanted to make sure
29:47the dogs were properly hungry.
29:49This is the last game. It's the last game.
29:51I'm not ready to go.
29:53OK. Come on, come at me.
29:55Oh!
29:58Ah!
29:59Ping!
30:00That was so good.
30:01They look happy now, but very soon they'll be taking on the final game.
30:04Only one team can find the keys and escape the box.
30:07Find out who after the break.
30:09Welcome back to Battle in the Box.
30:21It's the final part of this battle and we're learning there's different approaches to surviving a day and a night locked inside a box.
30:27You can make your own fun.
30:31Oh!
30:32I'm actually going to give up on this game.
30:34You can try to sleep it off.
30:37Or like Rachel, you can document every cherished moment on Polaroid.
30:41Right, picture time.
30:43Shall we take the Polaroid?
30:44Because maybe the 17 constantly rolling cameras aren't enough.
30:48I wondered if you wanted to see the photos that we've got so far.
30:53No thanks, I'm fine.
30:54That's me with the post-it note written by the blue team that says it's wine o'clock.
31:00That was me in front of the computer when we did that challenge.
31:06Guz, making a C. I don't know what the C stands for.
31:09I've got an idea.
31:10That's just two cool guys, no big deal.
31:13Guz?
31:14Hello?
31:15You know you're making a C with your hand?
31:16Yeah.
31:17What does it stand for?
31:18That stands for the C.
31:20Yeah?
31:21O-V.
31:23Cov.
31:24Yeah.
31:25Coventry is a Coventry thing.
31:27It's worse than I thought.
31:29And this is a test one, which is so far my favourite of the set, which is a frying pan and some oil.
31:35Let me take a picture of you in bed.
31:37In the blue box, Amy and Josh are spending their last remaining hours with a guest, a novelty gnome they bought as a mystery item in the last game.
31:51Shall we come up with names for him?
31:54Roy.
31:55Roy's good.
31:56Yeah, Roy's good.
31:57Roy?
31:58Chesterton.
31:59Roy Chesterton?
32:00He sounds like he's got a classic car in his garage, tinkering with it.
32:04Yeah.
32:05He says that's what he's doing in there.
32:06What's he doing in there?
32:07Well, you won't like to know.
32:08How do you know he's not tinkering with his car?
32:10He's got no eyes.
32:12Should he even be driving?
32:16I knew this already, but I will say I dealt worse with a lack of sleep in this box than I did when I had a newborn baby.
32:25So to go for, like, that many hours without any sleep was...
32:30Was crazy.
32:31I started to go mental.
32:32And I see that because after a nap, you cooked gourmet pancakes.
32:36I was like, let's do this.
32:38I'm having pancakes.
32:39I'm cycling.
32:40Bruv, you did a lot after a nap.
32:42Get ready.
32:43It's time for your final game.
32:47It's...
32:48Time.
32:49Time.
32:50Okay, teams, this is it.
32:51For a day and a night, you've been confined to the box.
32:53Right now, the only way out is through a test of your mental fortitude.
32:57Stand back and get ready to play.
32:59Booby boxes.
33:00In front of each of our teams are six boxes with six statements.
33:02Three of them are true and contain keys.
33:03The other three are false and are booby trapped.
33:05The first team to find all three keys can unlock the door and escape.
33:08However, if they find three booby traps, it's an automatic loss and the other team go free.
33:15Orange team, as you're currently in the lead with the biggest box, you get to pick first.
33:21Right.
33:22I'm sure I've seen that on YouTube.
33:23Fact.
33:24And I think, when you're cooking, if you take the chips, the seeds out, that's so you don't like burn your mouth.
33:29Yeah.
33:30They go blind.
33:31Yeah.
33:32So I would like to agree with you.
33:33Orange team, either SECOND, you take hands up the door and are taking a chance to pass the door,
33:35and escape.
33:36However, if they find three booby traps, it's an automatic loss and the other team go free.
33:38Orange team, as you're currently in the lead with the biggest box, you get to pick first.
33:47Right.
33:48I'm sure I've seen that on YouTube.
33:49FACT.
33:50Team, pick a box.
33:51Ready?
33:52Always ready.
33:53The seeds are the hottest part of a chilli.
34:00Oh, my God.
34:01Fuck me.
34:02Oh, my God.
34:03I'm scared.
34:05YouTube, you lying bastard.
34:07That's one booby trap for Orange, two more and they lose.
34:11Blue team, your turn to pick.
34:13The roundabouts on the Isle of Man?
34:14Yeah.
34:15I'm drawn to that one.
34:17This one, right?
34:18Yeah.
34:20Shoe, spelt like that, is the name of a footwear brand, isn't it?
34:25Yeah.
34:26And it would make sense... That would.
34:28..hand shoe is a glove.
34:30I'd be happy with those two.
34:33Blue team, pick a box.
34:34I've got like this one.
34:36Yeah, I'm happy with that one.
34:37The German word for glove is hand shoe.
34:44Yes, mate.
34:45Oh!
34:46That's a true fact and the blue team find their first key.
34:49Two more and it's a win.
34:51Orange team, your turn to pick.
34:54Here's what we know.
34:55Nothing.
34:56Harry Styles, it's surprising that it's four, not three.
35:01Like, that's double the nipples you'd expect.
35:06Would it be in the same place as the other ones are supposed to be or are they just anywhere?
35:10I don't know.
35:11I don't know if you have a nipple on your ankle if you call it a nipple.
35:13That's a mole.
35:14But if he's got a mole near his nipple, that's still just a mole.
35:17Nacho is invented by a man called Nacho.
35:19If this fact is not true, the whole day I will be sad.
35:24I find that too far.
35:26I think this is true.
35:28That can't be right.
35:29Can it spin glasses?
35:30What, are you having heart attacks?
35:31Yeah, yeah.
35:32I can see a lot of people just keeling out.
35:34Bang.
35:35Orange team, pick a box.
35:36I'm happy to go for that.
35:38Let's do it.
35:39Shall we do it?
35:40Because life is short.
35:41We're going to go for, in Australia, more people are killed by spin classes than by sharks.
35:50Oh, no.
35:51I am never going to Australia.
35:55Never.
35:57You know what?
35:58I would estimate 400 people a year die at spin classes.
36:02That's so many.
36:04That's so many.
36:05More than 40 people get marked by sharks.
36:06It'd be illegal, they get banned.
36:10Orange team have set off two of their booby traps.
36:13Can Amy and Josh keep their clean slate?
36:16Blue team, your pick.
36:18Right.
36:19So this, am I concerned with this Wacky Phoenix was born Wackin' Bottom?
36:22Yeah.
36:23I think someone's had a bit of fun there.
36:25They've thought Wackin' Bottom.
36:27Wackin' Bottom.
36:28They're really pleased that we need to get that into a question.
36:29The Earth rotates clockwise, right?
36:31I feel like it goes round the sun clockwise, but maybe it spins anti-clockwise.
36:39I think we're going clockwise.
36:41Blue team, pick a box.
36:43All right.
36:44Which one should we go for?
36:45I think you could say that.
36:46Do you think?
36:47Yeah.
36:48OK.
36:49We are going with this one.
36:50The Earth rotates clockwise.
36:53All right.
36:55Ready?
37:00We're back in the game.
37:02That means it was wrong.
37:03Yeah.
37:04I guess that does mean it was wrong, yeah, I reckon.
37:06Orange team, your turn to pick.
37:09If this is another booby trap, the other team automatically win.
37:13Oh!
37:14Or this could be it, guys.
37:17Let's not lose focus of what is at stake here.
37:20We can get out of this place.
37:22Yes.
37:23And you are going to get us out of the place.
37:25I don't know any of these, but I've got a weird hunch about the national animal of Scotland.
37:32I have seen unicorn heads on flags before.
37:36Like, it's silly, but I feel like it could be true.
37:41Do it.
37:42Should we do it?
37:43Yes.
37:44I'm really sorry if I'm wrong.
37:46Orange team, pick a box.
37:47Okay, we're going with the national animal of Scotland is the unicorn.
37:55Yes!
37:56Yes!
37:57You're going to get us out of the box.
37:59So, orange team have found their first key.
38:01Over to you, blue team, pick a box.
38:04There's two more here that are true.
38:06Yeah.
38:07Two are true, two are false.
38:08Sort of 50-50.
38:09We just need to get this one right and then they've got it.
38:11Yeah.
38:12Then the pressure's on them.
38:13We've both got a hunch about this.
38:14Yeah.
38:15But is it that we've got a hunch about something that's similar?
38:17I don't want to say that Whacking Phoenix was born Whacking Bottom on two.
38:21I'd rather be locked in here for eternity.
38:24Do you know what, though?
38:25The more I look at it, the more I think it's true.
38:27Blue team, pick a box.
38:29Should we go for this roundabout one?
38:31Yeah.
38:32Yeah.
38:33We're going with, there are no roundabouts on the Isle of Man.
38:38Good night.
38:39No!
38:40Oh!
38:43Oh!
38:44That was even Stevens.
38:46So far, both teams have found one key and they've both set off two booby traps.
38:51Can Gus and Rachel get ahead with this next box?
38:54Orange team, your turn to pick.
38:56I think that's quite a sensible, believable fact, but that's making me suspicious of it.
39:00Did he have the creative power to create probably an even bigger banger than James Bond?
39:06But that's such a random, if it's not true, that's really random, isn't it?
39:10Harry Styles for nipples.
39:12Why haven't we heard about that?
39:13I have heard he's got more than, he's got an irregular set of nipples.
39:17Do you think?
39:18I have heard that.
39:19If this is a key, the orange team are a step closer to escaping the box.
39:23But if this is the last booby trap, the blue team wins.
39:28Look.
39:29Shall I go with that?
39:30You, you, you felt it.
39:32We're going to go with this one.
39:34Good luck to all.
39:35Godspeed.
39:36We're going with Ian Fleming invented the party popper.
39:47Yay!
39:55Congratulations, blue team.
39:56You are the winners.
39:57In case you were wondering where the other keys were hiding, Harry Styles does have four nipples, Nacho did invent the Nacho and you can't keep a guinea pig on its own in Switzerland.
40:09It's cruel.
40:10And Joachim Phoenix was born Joachim Bottom.
40:14It is true.
40:15It is true.
40:16Yes mate.
40:17Come on.
40:18Let's get out of here.
40:19Great.
40:20Great, great, great.
40:21There's half a loaf of bread there if you want it.
40:22Yeah.
40:23But before they leave, Josh and Amy must first seal Gus and Rachel's fate by pushing the wall all the way into their side of the box.
40:32Blue team, push the wall.
40:37Yes mate.
40:39Ready?
40:41Push, push, push the wall.
40:44Oh my God.
40:50Look at the size of this.
40:55Oh!
40:59Ah!
41:00Oh my God!
41:02Oh!
41:05Oh my God!
41:07Look how far away the poster notes are.
41:10Oh yeah.
41:11I feel like when it was smallest it was there.
41:13Do you want to make a big difference?
41:14So this is luxurious actually.
41:15I'm having that circular shelving unit.
41:18Are you second that are you?
41:19Yeah.
41:20It's not what I imagined when I ordered it.
41:22No.
41:23It's really warm to it.
41:24We should have grabbed the post-it notes while we could.
41:28Treasure.
41:31So, Josh is leaving with the shelving unit whilst Amy has opted for some soft drinks and a packet of face wipes.
41:37Oh my God!
41:38Oh my God!
41:39It's open!
41:40It's gone green!
41:41Ah!
41:42We're out!
41:43Come on out!
41:45I thought it would be a bit of a fanfare or something.
41:47Oh no!
41:49Oh!
41:50It's gone green!
41:51It's gone green!
41:52Oh!
41:53They look so sad!
41:56Oh!
41:58Amy, forget them now and move on.
42:00Bye!
42:02Oh!
42:03Amy, come on now.
42:05Yeah.
42:06Got a thing.
42:07Amy, keep in touch, yeah?
42:08Ah?
42:09Keep in touch.
42:10What, you going already?
42:11Well, they've gone.
42:13No, it's just us, forever.
42:16In here.
42:18So, after hours of brutal conflict, locked inside the box, Amy and Josh enjoy the sweet taste of freedom.
42:24That's nice, isn't it?
42:26My advice, and I think you'd agree with this, is if you do have an allergy, don't order two of them plants and put them in a tiny space where you're both struggling, near your respiratory systems.
42:40Near the bed and sofa.
42:41Yeah.
42:42It does put a dampener on the experience not being able to breathe, in my opinion.
42:50It's the end.
42:52We die in the box.
42:55Ah!
43:00So, after a day and a night, the battle is over, Amy and Josh have left with some hard-earned prizes, and as for Rachel and Guz, release the piranhas.
43:07Oh, no wait. Fill the box with water, and then release the piranhas. We messed it up last time. Good night.
43:14Good night.
43:15Good night.
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