Mule Quotes

“People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they aren’t human.”
― Will Advise, Nothing is here...

“With all the global warming going around nowadays, it would only take the stubbornness of a mule and the patience of a sitting duck to achieve what no man has ever done before – namely melt the ice in a wax figure’s beaten heart that was chopped off and hidden 50 meters under the polar ice caps in Alaska, to protect it from feeling.”
― Will Advise, Nothing is here...

“I guess having one hundred and four condoms full of heroin in your guts and the thought of a firing squad in your head make will make most things seem insignificant.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“Keep a spirited Christian horse and a useful ethical donkey. But don't try to breed a mule.”
― Robert Farrar Capon, Between Noon & Three: Romance, Law & the Outrage of Grace

“Additional flowers had been piled into a pair of massive baskets that were strapped across the back of Beatrix's mule, Hector. The little mule led the crowd at a dignified pace, while the women walking beside him reached into the baskets and tossed fresh handfuls of petals and blossoms to the ground. A straw hat festooned with flowers had been tied to Hector's head, his ears sticking out at crooked angles through the holes at the sides.
"Good God, Albert," Christopher said ruefully to the dog beside him. "Between you and the mule, I think you got the best of the bargain." Albert had been freshly washed and trimmed, a collar of white roses fastened around his neck.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon

“Spring was coming, either way, even in nasty old March---in like a lion, out like a lamb. That's what folks say. But that year, it came less like a lion and more like a mule with a skittish streak and muscly haunches; one solid kick and that was all. One hard, white freeze and that was all.”
― Allie Ray, Holler

“A tree in the middle of a giant rock may grow up if it is stubborn like hell! Sometimes to be successful in life is simply made up of being stubborn as a mule!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“Be mule-like stubborn about your happy”
― TemitOpe Ibrahim

“In most situations of confrontation, it’s
best to just walk away or change the subject respectively. Especially when you know
that person is super stubborn and won’t budge. It honestly would be better
discussing your lifestyle changes with a mule.”
― Harken Headers, Health & Not Screwing It Up

“Whereas a horse might willingly undertake whatever it was trained to do, a mule would sometimes decide that it knew better.”
― Daniel Thorman, Chaos in the Caravan

“As we hammer to shod the mule's hooves
With a succinct kick, the equine reproves.”
― R. N. Prasher