Pooh's Little Instruction Book Quotes

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
― Joan Powers, Pooh's Little Instruction Book

“When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.”
― Joan Powers, Pooh's Little Instruction Book

“When speaking to a Bear of Very Little Brain, remember that long words may bother him.”
― Joan Powers, Pooh's Little Instruction Book

“If possible, try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn't involve going bump, bump, bump, on the back of your head.”
― Joan Powers, Pooh's Little Instruction Book

“Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwords.”
― Joan Powers, Pooh's Little Instruction Book