danker even then dankness -laozi

blatant xenophile. nerd. a third thing. ⚝⚝ habitually silly ⚝ occasionally perceptive ⚝ sporadically clever ⚝⚝ ＯＰＴＩＭＩＳＴＩＣpessimist ⚝ hate hate；ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡love (+jez)

Om.

Culture Editor for @voxdotcom. Formerly of @TheAVClub. Once contributor to LA Times, Grantland. Married to the Internet.

A more realistic Abed

Freelance pop culture critic/podcaster/consultant. Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/totalmassacre

He's not vicious or malicious, just de-lovely and delicious.