Deno DeMartino·Feb 4, 20183 Essential Long Island Local CommercialsSuper Bowl Ads are, fundamentally, ass. Commercials that better speak to the anxiety that accompanies post-modernity can be found any…
Deno DeMartino·Apr 13, 2017Why I won’t date 6 vicious raccoons anymoreWhen it came to dating a pack of raccoons, Dan Rochkind had no problem snagging the city’s most vicious.
Deno DeMartino·Apr 3, 2017Notes from the G Train PlatformI had a meeting in Greenpoint; some entrepreneur wanted help punching up his digital content. I shouldn’t have agreed to an in person…
Deno DeMartino·Feb 2, 2017Cherished Dog Has The Shits; Mayor Calls it QuitsWaldo, beloved pup and honorary fire warden of the Chatsworth Building had a bad bout of diarrhea earlier this afternoon. Our sources…
