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May 6, 2020

On Netflix’s ‘Bonding’ And How Misogyny Invades Kink Art

One femme’s look at BDSM, the male gaze, and domination

On Netflix’s ‘Bonding’ And How Misogyny Invades Kink Art

Lauren Parker

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Dec 17, 2018

A Presidential Beard

Ted Cruz’s beard isn’t good — but what if it was?

A Presidential Beard

Lauren Parker

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Jan 16, 2018

Village de la Drosophile — A Retirement Home for Fag Hags

Mission Statement: Die like it’s 1999

Village de la Drosophile — A Retirement Home for Fag Hags

Lauren Parker

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Dec 29, 2017

Viva Las Vegan: a Travel Diary

Spending Christmas in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania was a fool’s errand and I was a fool for trying. The actual Christmas part was fabulous. I…

Viva Las Vegan: a Travel Diary

Lauren Parker

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Oct 18, 2017

How to Face-Sit Like a Lady

Facesitting is, confessedly, one of the most graceful, agreeable, and salutary of feminine recreations. No exercise can be deemed capable…

How to Face-Sit Like a Lady

Lauren Parker

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Oct 2, 2017

Workout Plan for Fighting Nazis

When the going gets tough, the tough beat the ever-hating fuck out of White Supremacists.

Workout Plan for Fighting Nazis

Lauren Parker

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Sep 13, 2017

Things I Assume People in Tiny Homes Say to Each Other

“A composting toilet sounded like a good idea at the time.”

Things I Assume People in Tiny Homes Say to Each Other

Lauren Parker

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Jul 31, 2017

Tom Haverford from Parks and Rec is a Witch

After years of research, I can prove it.

Tom Haverford from Parks and Rec is a Witch

Lauren Parker

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Jun 8, 2017

How to Afford Your Medication without Insurance (an Incomplete Guide)

Spoiler: the key isn’t “trying harder”

How to Afford Your Medication without Insurance (an Incomplete Guide)

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Athena Talks

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Lauren Parker

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Apr 13, 2017

10 Natural Makeup Tips to Make Him Think You’re the Grand Canyon

Be the rock face he wishes to see in the world.

10 Natural Makeup Tips to Make Him Think You’re the Grand Canyon

Lauren Parker

Lauren Parker

Writer. Poet. Columnist for Autostraddle. She/her. Harbinger of chaos. Support my work on patreon.com/laurenparker.

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