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Nov 1, 2023

Nicknames Of Vegan Mobsters

These cold-blooded vegangsters would kale for some pasta fazool

Nicknames Of Vegan Mobsters

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Jul 11, 2023

Quiz: Are You Shopping With Your Family At IKEA, Or Are You Jack Torrance In The Shining?

What could possibly go wrong?

Jack Nicholson in “The Shining.”

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Nov 11, 2021

I’m the Quokka Who Stole Your Wife

Sorry not sorry

I’m the Quokka Who Stole Your Wife

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Feb 13, 2023

Yoda Uses The Force To Decode The Candy Hearts You Got On Valentine’s Day

Matters, size does

Yoda decodes the candy hearts you got on Valentine’s Day.

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Oct 11, 2022

It is I, Günter, Your German Garten Gnome, and I Am Here to Tell You Zat I Am Marrying Your Daughter

You kannot shtand in zee vay of our lofe

It is I, Günter, Your German Garten Gnome, and I Am Here to Tell You Zat I Am Marrying Your Daughter

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Mar 1, 2024

An Employee Appreciation Day Guide For Mafia Bosses

Get ready to plan a full day of non-stop funsies!

A mobster at a cookie decorating competition.

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Dec 22, 2023

Quiz: Are You Liam Neeson In ‘Taken,’ Or Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer?

You have a very particular set of skills.

Liam Neeson with a red nose and antlers.

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May 20, 2023

Quiz: Saw A UFO, Or Ate A Cheese Pizza?

It was truly an out-of-this-world experience

A UFO hovering over a cheese pizza.

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Feb 20, 2023

I, Venus, the Roman Goddess of Love and Beauty, Want to Vent About My Birthday

What kind of birthday di merda is-a this?

“The Birth of Venus” by Sandro Botticelli.

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Dec 21, 2022

Random Thoughts Running Through Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’s Mind on Christmas Eve

Should I let Santa live, or should I kick him off this roof?

The reindeer flying through the night sky with Santa on Christmas Eve.

Sianna Lani

Sianna Lani

Sianna is a writer with humor pieces in Slackjaw, Points In Case, MuddyUm, and Little Old Lady Comedy | Sianna.Lani@gmail.com

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