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Anne Victoria Clark

Anne Victoria Clark

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Mar 9, 2025

Danielle from The Traitors Did Nothing Wrong

The Traitors is a show where reality TV stars play Mafia in a castle for weeks while Alan Cumming and taunts them in jaunty regalia. Over…

Danielle from The Traitors Did Nothing Wrong

Anne Victoria Clark

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Jun 26, 2020

When Do You Not Have to Wear a Mask?

A guide to whether inconvenient science facts still apply to you, even though you are special.

When Do You Not Have to Wear a Mask?

Anne Victoria Clark

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Jan 14, 2019

The Annual Pledge Drive to Re-Open the Government

The Anne Clark Show Podcast is kicking off 2019 by trying to start a new government through crowdfunding, ’cause why not!

The Annual Pledge Drive to Re-Open the Government

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Anne Victoria Clark

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Apr 23, 2018

Ditch Your Scumbag Friend: A Life Hack for Men Who Want to Be Feminists

Spoiler alert: That guy friend who treats women badly is actually just a bad person

Ditch Your Scumbag Friend: A Life Hack for Men Who Want to Be Feminists

Anne Victoria Clark

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Apr 6, 2018

ACTUALLY: Indiana Jones Could Just Be a Woman

ACTUALLY will be an ongoing series where I help confused men understand the world, because it’s like, kind of complicated.

ACTUALLY: Indiana Jones Could Just Be a Woman

Anne Victoria Clark

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Mar 26, 2018

Hollywood Actresses Strongly Deny Biting Beyoncé in the Face

Several Hollywood actresses issued stern denials today that they were the one who bit Beyoncé in the face, following Tiffany Haddish’s…

Hollywood Actresses Strongly Deny Biting Beyoncé in the Face

Anne Victoria Clark

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Feb 18, 2018

Anyone Should Be Able to Buy a Gun!

By Sal, the unlicensed hot dog vendor

Anyone Should Be Able to Buy a Gun!

Anne Victoria Clark

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Dec 18, 2017

This Aliens Thing is a Total Scam

Look, I hate to be this guy, but I was born this guy.

This Aliens Thing is a Total Scam

Anne Victoria Clark

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Dec 15, 2017

I’m Not Lonely

By Ann Coulter

I’m Not Lonely

Anne Victoria Clark

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Oct 19, 2017

It’s Been A Week

Ideas for things to do to repair a semi-crushed soul.

It’s Been A Week

Anne Victoria Clark

Anne Victoria Clark

@vulture writer/editor, union ( @Newsguild ) member, Queens resident, originated in Nebraska, educated in Texas, understandably furious.

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