editorial director for @getabsurdist. This account was once valued at $75

Director at Present Company. Sweep the leg.

I write about life, weddings, home, health, race, feminism, & vintagey things.

I don't control life but I control how I react to it.

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welcome to my dingy corner of the internet. grab a seat, have a cup of tea, enjoy the irony - @jonny_is_good

hey im john hurley, sleep deprived media consultant who is either yelling at a client or eating a pop tart right now.