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Feb 18, 2025

Tuesdays With Zuckerg: The Cave

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Tuesdays With Zuckerg: The Cave

Bull Garlington

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Jan 21, 2025

Tuesdays with Zuckerberg

I know a lot of you are swarming off the Facebook raft and while I can’t blame you, I won’t be joining you. Your reaction to Zuckerberg…

Tuesdays with Zuckerberg

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Sep 17, 2023

Is Tom Hanks Real?

Until recently, I would have answered this question by screwing my face up into one of those poses where my head slides back on my neck and…

Tom Hanks source: Midjourney

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Aug 29, 2023

Gen Z Men are Hella Lonely. Freemasonry might just be the cure.

I was talking to my therapist about how I worry that my adult kids are so isolated. I told him, all of them, my nieces, and nephews too…

Gen Z Men are Hella Lonely. Freemasonry might just be the cure.

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May 30, 2023

I Have ADHD and This is How I Manage My To Do List

A friend of mine was recently diagnosed with one of the attention deficit disorders. Like many adults who get diagnosed in their 30s and…

I Have ADHD and This is How I Manage My To Do List

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May 21, 2023

Early Draft of Goodnight Moon

In the small green room There was a sousaphone And a red violin And a picture of Maestro screaming over the bassoon And there were three…

Early Draft of Goodnight Moon

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May 16, 2023

Gatorland’s New Lazy River Described as “Challenging”

Kissimmee, FL—Gatorland’s newest installation, Alligator Joe’s Lazy River, has come under fire for a lack of foresight as 18 tourists have…

Gatorland’s New Lazy River Described as “Challenging”

Bull Garlington

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Jul 31, 2022

The Best Comedy Sci-Fi Books You Need to Read Now!

Funny Scifi List to End All Lists for 2022

The Best Comedy Sci-Fi Books You Need to Read Now!

Bull Garlington

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Jul 4, 2022

On Being a Smartass as America Burns

I write funny shit on the internet and lately it’s pretty hard to do my job. America is glitching like free hotel porn. The rule of law is…

On Being a Smartass as America Burns

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Feb 27, 2022

Jeebus Crass, I’m Fat.

I mean, I started out that way. Chubby baby. Husky child. There was a brief period in high school when I was lithe and bought Levis off the…

Jeebus Crass, I’m Fat.

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Bull Garlington is an award-winning humorist whose stories have entertained readers in print and online since Reagan was a thing.

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