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Greener Pastures Magazine

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Casey Smith

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Jun 15, 2022

My Household Chimpanzees Are Going to Look Adorable When They Rip My Face Off

My Money, My Choice

My Household Chimpanzees Are Going to Look Adorable When They Rip My Face Off

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Greener Pastures Magazine

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Casey Smith

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Dec 3, 2021

Have I Been Dumped Or Have I Lost My Phone?

They’re not gone, I am the one that is missing here. Will they find me? Would they take me back?

Have I Been Dumped Or Have I Lost My Phone?

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Slackjaw

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Casey Smith

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Jul 26, 2021

A Herpe Admiring Covid-19's Work

Just your friendly neighborhood herpe virus here and I hope everyone is having a maskless, anti-vaxxed, Covid-19 summer.

A Herpe Admiring Covid-19's Work

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The Haven

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Casey Smith

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Mar 4, 2021

As Q of Qanon, I Guess It’s Time To Eat Crow

That’s right, I’m eating a whole goddamn bird.

As Q of Qanon, I Guess It’s Time To Eat Crow

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The Haven

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Casey Smith

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Feb 8, 2021

Valentine’s Day Dance Etiquette At Boot Camp

Listen up, maggots: It’s almost time to dress like a 1920s socialite and dry-hump classmates at the Valentine’s Day dance.

Valentine’s Day Dance Etiquette At Boot Camp

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Slackjaw

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Casey Smith

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Nov 4, 2020

Dear Tooth Fairy: I Need You To Take Care Of Someone

In exchange for a tooth, can you please kill my 5th-grade classmate Drew Pepper?

Dear Tooth Fairy: I Need You To Take Care Of Someone

Casey Smith

Casey Smith

Actor - SAG-AFTRA Writer -The Hard Times, SlackjawHumor, Points in Case, Robotbutt, etc. Website - http://caseyplainsmith.com

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