PinnedInSlackjawbyKatie Burgess·Oct 15, 2019New — It’s Adjunct Barbie™!For decades, Barbie® has empowered girls to imagine everything they might become: a surgeon, an astronaut, even president of the United…A response icon71A response icon71
InFrazzledbyKatie Burgess·May 5It’s Me, a Carrot Hot Dog, and We Need to Discuss the Nature of TruthWhat do you suppose the Platonic form of a hot dog is? Because it’s not whatever you’ve turned me into.A response icon3A response icon3
InJane Austen’s WastebasketbyKatie Burgess·Apr 17Pulp Fiction If, Instead of Inventing Verses from Ezekiel, It Had Used the Verses Where God…There’s a passage I got memorizedA response icon3A response icon3
InJane Austen’s WastebasketbyKatie Burgess·Mar 19, 2025Other Classic Execution Methods for Red States to ReviveWhy stop at the firing squad?A response icon7A response icon7
InFrazzledbyKatie Burgess·Mar 1, 2025Answering Your Child’s Questions About the Resurrection of Duo, the Duolingo OwlWhen they approach you with questions, that’s a sign that they are ready to start learning about our Owl and Savior.A response icon12A response icon12
InFrazzledbyKatie Burgess·Feb 14, 2025Answering Your Child’s Questions About the Death of Duo, the Duolingo OwlWe can do our best to keep a perfect streak, but everyone eventually dies, even in the Diamond League.A response icon5A response icon5
InFrazzledbyKatie Burgess·Nov 22, 2024I Love Being a #BoyMom to My Boyishly Masculine He-Boy!Like sharks, if boys stop moving they will dieA response icon47A response icon47
InFrazzledbyKatie Burgess·Sep 17, 2024How to Manage Your Child’s ADHD and Also Your Own Newly Diagnosed ADHD, You Absolute TrainwreckIs it a scam created by Big Fidget Spinner?A response icon14A response icon14
InFrazzledbyKatie Burgess·Feb 6, 2024My Child’s Valentine Goody Bags Will DESTROY YouI am raising a WINNER who gives out the BEST ValentinesA response icon21A response icon21
InSlackjawbyKatie Burgess·Oct 2, 2023Great Social Media Apologies In LiteratureI apologize to those I may have offended or eatenA response icon5A response icon5
