The Darren Springer Achievement·Feb 12, 20255 Valentine’s Day Dates With My Wife That Were Ruined by Elmo Trying to Kill MeValentine’s Day is an ideal opportunity for a fun, steamy evening with your significant other — provided, of course, you are not being…
The Darren Springer Achievement·Feb 6, 20253 Super Bowls I Ruined by Hijacking the Game In Order to Advertise My Deeply Unsafe Line of Penis…SUPER BOWL 25 (1991)- This very exciting game, which saw the New York Giants squeeze past the Buffalo Bills 20–19, ended on a late missed…
The Darren Springer Achievement·Jan 30, 20255 Dangerous Children’s Toys I’ve Given to My Kids Because I Hate ThemA lot of people love their kids. I don’t. They’re cruel, stupid, boring, and have poor hygiene that I refuse to take responsibility for…
The Darren Springer Achievement·Jan 21, 2025NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS: MY PROGRESS SO FARLOSE 50 POUNDS: Fantastic progress. I have lost 200 pounds in 3 weeks due to the curse put on me by The Lady in the Grey Mask.
The Darren Springer Achievement·Jun 6, 20225 Notable Examples of the “Mandela Effect”The “Mandela Effect” is a phenomenon in which a large number of people either remember an event differently than how it actually occurred…
The Darren Springer Achievement·Apr 11, 202215 QUESTIONS TO ASK ON A JOB INTERVIEW THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNFORGETTABLECan I show you a photo of a painting I did?
The Darren Springer Achievement·Feb 14, 2022Suggestions for Future Super Bowl Halftime Shows2023- A Salute to Rabies
The Darren Springer Achievement·Dec 13, 202110 TERRIBLE THINGS TO SAY TO SOMEONE WITH DEPRESSION (ABOUT MY SUCCESSION SPEC SCRIPT)“Hey, quit feeling sorry for yourself. You have so much to be happy about. For instance, you haven’t written the worst Succession spec…
The Darren Springer Achievement·Dec 31, 2018My Five Favorite Films of 2018A rundown of the year’s most entertaining, challenging and daring cinematic offerings
The Darren Springer Achievement·Apr 2, 2018Four Great Scenes That Were Almost Cut From Famous FilmsA selection of segments that were almost excised from their respective movies, but survived to become iconic