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Giri on Tour

Giri on Tour

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Mar 26, 2023

These gaffs don’t sell ferrets

Dear friends and family,

These gaffs don’t sell ferrets

Giri on Tour

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Feb 15, 2023

A handful of chocolatey mess

So, there I was gearing up to write that this had been the least eventful few weeks of my trip so far, some time recovering from severe…

A handful of chocolatey mess

Giri on Tour

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Jan 20, 2023

Committing fully to a mullet

I’m sitting in El Chalten, the Patagonian trekking Mecca that is younger than me, having only been ‘founded’ in 1985, reflecting on an…

Committing fully to a mullet

Giri on Tour

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Dec 21, 2022

Stop jumping like an Englishman

Sitting in a remote farm in central Bolivia, I realised I’d missed a morning of World Cup football where Cameroon had drawn 3–3 with…

Stop jumping like an Englishman

Giri on Tour

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Dec 1, 2022

Never go with a hippie to a second location

Dearest friends and family, for various reasons my plans changed. Instead of finding myself in the Amazon rainforest in the north of Peru…

Never go with a hippie to a second location

Giri on Tour

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Nov 12, 2022

‘Graham knows lots things… but he is 38 to be fair’

Dear friends, since we last spoke there have been 3 multi-day hikes, 2 amazing new Peruvian cities, 1 bout of heat stroke and rakes of fun…

‘Graham knows lots things… but he is 38 to be fair’

Giri on Tour

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Oct 21, 2022

Who let the dogs out? 🐶🐶🐶

Shit hole. Shit shoveler. Shit muncher. From a fortnight defined by the enormous snowy peaks of the Andes, to one frequently illuminated by…

Who let the dogs out? 🐶🐶🐶

Giri on Tour

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Oct 4, 2022

Sometimes a pump is enough

I’m recovering after completing the 9-day Huayhuash trek in the Cordillera Blanca mountain range in northern Peru.

Sometimes a pump is enough

Giri on Tour

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Sep 20, 2022

It’s nae as gid as Iron-Brew

Hola amigos! Giriontour is back 🥳, with a new punchier (and likely typo ridden) format, on account of writing on my phone and not my…

It’s nae as gid as Iron-Brew

Giri on Tour

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Mar 22, 2022

Gra-ham Brazos Largos

My dear, beloved family and friends, this is the final blog post of my trip <insert crying emoji here>.

Gra-ham Brazos Largos

Giri on Tour

Giri on Tour

Giri; a colloquial Spanish insult applied to foreign tourists, particularly from Great Britain ¿donde esta el gran giri?

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