InThe Minute LightbyGus Tate·Dec 6, 2017Russia Banned From Participating In 2018 U.S. Midterm ElectionsMOSCOW—Citing the need to preserve the integrity of political cybercrime, the worldwide hacking community has officially banned Russia from…A response icon1A response icon1
InThe Minute LightbyGus Tate·Aug 15, 2017Durham Bird Population Mourns Loss of Historic Place to ShitDURHAM, NC—In what has been called a “cultural tragedy” by members of the avian community, a Confederate statue in North Carolina was…
InThe Minute LightbyGus Tate·Jul 18, 2017How to Be a Good Listener When You’re Actually Thinking About Iron Man Suiting UpBeing an attentive, sympathetic listener is one of the most important skills to have in a relationship. Unfortunately, it’s also one of the…
InThe Minute LightbyGus Tate·Jul 11, 2017Citipoop Service Opens in ManhattanNEW YORK, NY—Responding to a severe lack of public restrooms in the New York metropolitan area, city officials today unveiled a new…
InThe Minute LightbyGus Tate·Jul 7, 20173 Fun Ideas For Your Baby’s Sexuality Reveal PartyWhether it’s your first child or your fifth, finding out who your baby is sexually attracted to is always an exciting moment. Of course…
InThe Minute LightbyGus Tate·Jul 5, 2017Cosby Vows to Find Real RapistNORRISTOWN, PA—Following the Montgomery County court’s failure to convict him of sexual assault last month, Bill Cosby today told reporters…
InThe Minute LightbyGus Tate·Jun 21, 2017Get Your Phone-Obsessed Partner to Notice You With This Unread Notification HeadbandDo you find yourself competing with Facebook for your true love’s attention? Do you struggle to hold their gaze for more than a few moments…
InThe Minute LightbyGus Tate·Jun 19, 2017Trump Explains Mar-a-Lago Visits: “It’s The Only Place I Can Poop”WASHINGTON, DC—Defending allegations that his frequent trips to Mar-a-Lago put an extravagant burden on taxpayers, President Trump finally…
InThe Minute LightbyGus Tate·Jun 13, 2017Dog Show Reporter Fired After Breedist TweetNEW YORK, NY—Responding to overwhelming outrage in the Twitter community yesterday, Animal Planet officially terminated their relationship…
InThe Minute LightbyGus Tate·Jun 7, 2017I would like to apologize for certain thoughts I had while watching “Wonder Woman”Yesterday afternoon, I attended the matinee showing of Wonder Woman. And while I enjoyed the film, I also had certain thoughts that ran…
