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Jul 13, 2018

Five fake trades for Kevin Love that actually make (some) sense

With LeBron James living it up miles away from any Cleveland Blaze Pizza and trolling the Laker fans who long talked shit about him, this…

Five fake trades for Kevin Love that actually make (some) sense

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Apr 26, 2018

Constructing the perfect NFL Draft for the New England Patriots

It’s flown under the radar a bit — what with seemingly extraneous reports proliferating about Rob Gronkowski and Tom Brady considering…

Constructing the perfect NFL Draft for the New England Patriots

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Apr 13, 2018

NBA X-factors: Here are the 6 players who will swing this year’s NBA title race

With the NBA playoffs right around the corner, there’s likely to be some tight match-ups to decide who gets to the finals. In the West…

NBA X-factors: Here are the 6 players who will swing this year’s NBA title race

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Mar 29, 2018

Here’s what’s going to happen this MLB season, featuring the 2018 World Series champs

The MLB season started Thursday. I know, I’m surprised too. Would it be so bad to start after the NCAA Tournament is over and at least get…

Here’s what’s going to happen this MLB season, featuring the 2018 World Series champs

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Mar 16, 2018

Hollywood, it’s time to make the definitive hippopotamus horror movie

After IT and Get Out last year, and with Quiet Place, Hereditary and another installment in the Halloween franchise all still to come in…

Hollywood, it’s time to make the definitive hippopotamus horror movie

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Mar 6, 2018

After Sunday, who are the best actors without Oscars?

On Sunday, the Academy Awards gave acting Oscars to Frances McDormand, Gary Oldman (blech), Allison Janney and Sam Rockwell. Aside from…

After Sunday, who are the best actors without Oscars?

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Feb 28, 2018

“Three Billboards” winning Best Picture would be the latest in a long line of Oscar missteps this…

As Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri racks up just about every single precursor for the Best Picture Oscar that it’s nominated for…

“Three Billboards” winning Best Picture would be the latest in a long line of Oscar missteps this…

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Feb 26, 2018

How many medals would Frozone have won at the Winter Olympics?

As soon as Disney used the Winter Olympics on NBC to unveil its new trailer for Incredibles 2, and Frozone — who created figure skating…

How many medals would Frozone have won at the Winter Olympics?

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Feb 22, 2018

Where do the San Antonio Spurs stand if Kawhi Leonard really doesn’t come back?

On Wednesday, San Antonio Spurs head coach Gregg Popovich said he’d “be surprised if (Kawhi Leonard) returns this season.” What could that…

Where do the San Antonio Spurs stand if Kawhi Leonard really doesn’t come back?

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Feb 19, 2018

The official ranking of all high school class presidents

It’s President’s Day 2018 and there’s no better time — that’s right, not even President’s Day 2017 or President’s Day 2013 — to rank all…

The official ranking of all high school class presidents

Hooman Yazdanian

Hooman Yazdanian

UC Berkeley '17, Daily Cal Summer 2017 managing editor and Fall 2016 sports editor, Zach Lowe fanboy, person.

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