InJane Austen’s WastebasketbyJason Garramone·Aug 7Justin Bieber’s Therapist Analyzes “Sorry”Thanks for coming in to discuss your relationship issue, Justin. You’re wondering if it’s too late to say sorry, is that right?A response icon2A response icon2
InSlackjawbyJason Garramone·Jun 27I’m A Clown For Hire And This Is My First RodeoForgive me, I’ll need a quick rundown. This is my first… what’s this called again?
InSlackjawbyJason Garramone·Sep 9, 2025I’m A Man Wearing Dress Pants That End Well Above My Glorious AnklesThe buckles on my shoes are merely visual bait, meant to lure one’s eyes towards the main star of the show: my ankles.A response icon3A response icon3
InThe Bigger PicturebyJason Garramone·Aug 28, 2025Rubbed the Wrong WayI suffer from a genetic type of arthritis called ankylosing spondylitis which affects my spine. Massage can be beneficial for people with…
InSlackjawbyJason Garramone·Jun 19, 2022Dads: What Your Recreational Mode Of Transportation Says About YouLongboard — You never skateboarded, snowboarded, or surfed growing up, but that’s no reason for you not to learn how to longboard now. At…A response icon1A response icon1
InThe HavenbyJason Garramone·Jun 11, 2021I Can’t Believe I Was Arrested For Posing As My Daughter And Attending Her Classes At School“I exposed the dangers of our schools and I am trying to protect my children and yours” — A mom who was arrested for posing as her…A response icon3A response icon3
InSlackjawbyJason Garramone·May 21, 2021I’m The Male Director Of This Tampon Commercial And I Have No Idea What Menstruation IsI want big smiles and lots of swagger, ladies. Remember: you’ve got the periods.A response icon9A response icon9
InThe HavenbyJason Garramone·May 21, 2021I May Be 35 Years Old, But That Doesn’t Mean I Haven’t Spent Five Decades In Politics“35 year old Andrew Giuliani says he has five decades of political experience,” — CNN
InThe HavenbyJason Garramone·Apr 5, 2021As A Professor At A University Of Higher Learning I Will Respect Everyone’s Personal Beliefs…“A federal appeals court ruled on Friday that an Ohio professor can sue a university for violating his constitutional rights after he was…
InSlackjawbyJason Garramone·Dec 9, 2020The Graffiti In My New Neighborhood SucksWho uses chalk on a sidewalk?A response icon2A response icon2
