Jessica Hagy·Sep 8, 2021The algorithm says: YOU SHOULD DO MORE EXERCISE Your body says: I AM VEAL FOR MY SLAUGHTERHOUSER…The algorithm says: IT IS TIME TO RETURN TO THE OFFICE Your body says: ONLY WHEN IN MY PRECARIOUSLY OCCUPIED HOME DO I FEEL SAFE FROM…
Jessica Hagy·Oct 30, 20172017’s 4-Letter WordMost acronyms get annoying Morons achieve grand ambitions Main arterial gushes affluence Mortgage another generation’s abilities Manifest…A response icon1A response icon1
InART + marketingbyJessica Hagy·Dec 12, 2016Krampus on the ShelfLike Elf on the Shelf, only updated for the 2016 Holiday SeasonA response icon2A response icon2
InStudent VoicesbyJessica Hagy·Oct 10, 2016The ABCs For Terribly Spoiled ChildrenA is for abroad, where you’ll study someday.A response icon28A response icon28
Jessica Hagy·Mar 16, 2016TOURNAMENT OF SMELLSOkay, I’ll fill out a stinking bracket this year.A response icon2A response icon2
InPersonal GrowthbyJessica Hagy·Jan 18, 2016How You’ll Survive(or: How Change Will Change You)A response icon8A response icon8
Jessica Hagy·Nov 19, 2015Caring for your Highly Organized PersonHighly Organized People require extra-special care and tending. They are the beautiful orchids of our society.A response icon7A response icon7
