Jonathan Resendez·May 28, 2023Spi-Curious with MannersPlease, here’s a prayer with my body. A burpee. Here’s 420 of them. I’m trying to figure this thing out. No drugs or churches to guide…
Jonathan Resendez·May 4, 2023Big Loser VibesI’m not the only man here dreaming of taking a private shower in a clean tub, barefoot. But I bet I’m the only one dreaming of a slightly…
Jonathan Resendez·May 3, 2023HellvenA Texas summer will make a poet out of anyone. The Texas prison system will make poetry out of anything.
Jonathan Resendez·Apr 25, 20237 Things I Learned from Writing on Medium for 7 Consecutive DaysThis is not the best platform for “Creative Writing” I’m not sure what is. People come here for productivity and self-improvement. Poetry…
Jonathan Resendez·Apr 23, 2023Top 3 Things People Love That I Just Don’t Understand(+ Polite Rebuking of Them)A response icon1A response icon1
Jonathan Resendez·Apr 23, 2023How to Stop Being Shocked and Angry All of the TimeToday’s Earth Day and some people don’t give a shit.
Jonathan Resendez·Apr 21, 2023Ranked Best to Worst: Previews Shown Before Super Mario Bros. MovieThe following movie previews aired before a matinee showing of the Super Mario Bros. Movie in Cedar Park, TX on April 21, 2023.
Jonathan Resendez·Apr 21, 2023The Big Thing About Small ThingsIt’s 8:30 p.m. and I don’t want to write this.
Jonathan Resendez·Apr 19, 2023The Worst Article Available on MediumThis is the worst article currently available on Medium.
Jonathan Resendez·Apr 18, 2023The 2 Rules of Giving and Receiving AdviceAuthor’s note: If you want to skip my intellectual masturbation and get immediately to the piece’s meat and papas, scroll down to the…
