PinnedInSlackjawbyJustin Gawel·Jun 21, 2021If I Start Screaming In My Sleep, Do Not Wake Me UpDon’t wake me up with a gentle shake and don’t wake me up with true love’s kiss.A response icon4A response icon4
PinnedInSlackjawbyJustin Gawel·May 8, 2021Am I The Only One At This Eating Contest Looking To Meet Someone?There was no entry fee, just a waiver with a cool skull.A response icon6A response icon6
PinnedInSlackjawbyJustin Gawel·Feb 18, 2021I Will Paint The Greatest PaintingFor any impressive painting the first thing that’s always asked is: “How many nudes?”A response icon5A response icon5
InSlackjawbyJustin Gawel·Jan 16Bulletproof Security Questions For The Man Who No Longer Trusts AnyoneWhat is the name of your ex-best friend?
InSlackjawbyJustin Gawel·Sep 19, 2024No, I Do Not Regret “Making Myself At Home”I’m not sorry that I ate the entire party sub.A response icon10A response icon10
InSlackjawbyJustin Gawel·Jan 11, 2024An Action Movie’s Romantic Lead Questions The Couple’s Future TogetherI don’t think we have much in common other than our ability to look attractive while sweaty.A response icon4A response icon4
InSlackjawbyJustin Gawel·Nov 30, 2023The Carnival Barker Was Way Off On My Age, Then Got Preachy About My HealthI wagered four American dollars for a prize, not a lecture.A response icon3A response icon3
InSlackjawbyJustin Gawel·Mar 21, 2023This Little Piggy Went To Boston MarketAnd many health codes were violated.A response icon1A response icon1
InSlackjawbyJustin Gawel·Sep 7, 2022Rule Changes For The 2022 NFL SeasonMake pro football chaste again.A response icon1A response icon1
InSlackjawbyJustin Gawel·May 3, 2022Don’t Forget To Visit The Courthouse Gift ShopMy family member was sentenced to life without the possibility of parole, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.A response icon3A response icon3
