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Jun 12

Job Retraining For Unemployed Snipers

Monetize that tortured scowl!

Job Retraining For Unemployed Snipers

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

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Kara Teevan

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May 21

I’m Your Microbiome and I’m Filing a Workplace Harassment Claim

I’m anaerobic and I have rights!

I’m Your Microbiome and I’m Filing a Workplace Harassment Claim

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The Belladonna Comedy

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Kara Teevan

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Apr 1, 2025

Memory Care for Men

Our award-winning daycare program is founded on the principle of meaningless, testosterone-fueled competition.

Memory Care for Men

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Apr 24, 2025

Check Out My Little Free Library!

I can’t wait to sneer at your terrible taste in fiction.

Check Out My Little Free Library!

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Dec 16, 2025

Help! My Husband is Addicted to Jeep Porn!

Is Our Marriage Over?

Help! My Husband is Addicted to Jeep Porn!

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Kara Teevan

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Nov 24, 2025

Welcome to My Dating Query Portal

I hope you thrive on rejection!

Welcome to My Dating Query Portal

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Sep 25, 2025

The Federal Organ Exchange Program

A Creative Solution to America’s Health Care “Crisis”

The Federal Organ Exchange Program

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Aug 13, 2025

God Discloses NIL (Name, Image and Likeness) Ambitions

“For centuries now, I’ve been leaving money on the table.”

God Discloses NIL (Name, Image and Likeness) Ambitions

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The Belladonna Comedy

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Kara Teevan

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Jul 10, 2025

A Letter To My Tennis Team: Please Respect My Privacy as I Transition to Pickleball

While the pickleball community has gained a lot of visibility, that doesn’t mean we’ve been accepted.

A Letter To My Tennis Team: Please Respect My Privacy as I Transition to Pickleball

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Mar 27, 2025

I’ve Calculated the Expense Breakdown From Our Couples Trip

Hope the $7 orange juice was worth it!

I’ve Calculated the Expense Breakdown From Our Couples Trip

Kara Teevan

Kara Teevanshe/her

Dog lover, novelist and recovering economist. My work has appeared in SlackJaw, The Belladonna Comedy, and Jane Austen’s Wastebasket.

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