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Apr 29, 2024

Grandma Smillew Gets Titanic Revenge

Never mess with Grandma’s loves, or keep her waiting!

Grandma Smillew sitting with several older people listening to one play the guitar. A woman is on the floor rubbing her head after being tripped by Grandma. The thought bubble above Grandma’s head reads, “BINGO!!! I told her not to mess with Jack!”

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Jan 8, 2025

Madness Is Repeating Actions Expecting Different Results; Watching 1 Show 10 Times? TBI

Take it from a caregiver, offering logical advice can be dangerous

Woman holding a laptop looks over a bored younger woman’s shoulder. Lizzie Lizard Brain with buffalo wings sits atop the mother’s shoulder.

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Nov 16, 2024

Stuck, I Put Shattered Debdutta Back Together

Debdutta missed her hair/therapy appointment, so I helped

Shattered Debdutta in an elevator on a horse. Lizzie Lizard Brain outside dressed as a winged buffalo.

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Mar 28, 2024

How I Escaped the Mensa Mall Men

Abducted and confounded in a New Jersey mall

Photo of a man with an egg for a head being booked into jail. A dog wearing jail garb is on one side, with a panting woman on the other. The man is holding a Mensa membership card for Carl the Chemist.

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Parallax Visions: Altering the Angles of Reality

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Oct 19, 2024

Time and Progress

Relatives and relativity in troubled times

Earth is viewed from space but half is on fire. A melting clock on the back of a stopwatch is superimposed on Earth’s face.

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Oct 5

September 2026 Deluded Custodian Winners and Losers

Using AI is cheating. Don’t question me. My patience is thin.

September 2026 Deluded Custodian Winners and Losers

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Aug 30

Warning From A Remarkably Endowed Alien

I wasted Time trying to replace hard times with downtime

Aliens against a black starry night with an eclipsed gold harvest moon displaying a melting clock face. One alien points and says “Time’s up!”

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Aug 22

The REAL (Fake) News of Mexican Lizards Smuggled to Japan

Lizardly wizardry carried international liability

A beach scene with various huge reptiles speaking into a microphone during an interview.

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Jul 2

She Called Me a PBS Afterschool Special, or Mom AI

My response was meant to satisfy and quickly dismiss her prompt

An open book with no writing on the right side pages has what looks like fireworks exploding. A walrus sits on the left side while a faded-out image of Lizzie Lizard Brain in witch’s garb stands on the right holding a broom.

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Jun 24

Does This Platform Have A New CEO?

No. Aye eye crawled down a bad rabid whole

An AI robot faces that might be Google’s Gemini faces a woman across a table in an office. Images of unhappy and fighting robots hang on the walls.

Lizzie Lizard Brain

Lizzie Lizard Brain

The inappropriate, playful, sometimes offensive, usually outrageous reptilian part of Patricia Jeanne's brain. Sweet snarlcasm balances absurd responsibility.

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