Lukas Kaiser·Jan 2, 2023Ode To The Record Store ClerkI miss the record store clerk. There are still record stores — some sell vintage LP’s, some sell a mix of new and old stuff, some even…
Lukas Kaiser·Sep 5, 2017The DogI’m 3 or 4 years old, sitting in my mother’s lap while she drives up the highway, from Illinois to Wisconsin. The car is dark other than…A response icon1A response icon1
Lukas Kaiser·Sep 4, 2017My Dumb Thoughts About Twin PeaksTwin Peaks Spoilers. Some thoughts below, because why not.
Lukas Kaiser·Sep 4, 2017Recognition v. Surprise (in Comedy)Hi. I’m a comedian. In the last month or so, I’ve been thinking a lot about why jokes don’t work (and why certain comics can express…
Lukas Kaiser·Jun 1, 2017Lukas — Your Lack of Analytics Is Holding You Back!Hello there — my name is Rolf Henderson and I’m a sales rep at Quantify Research Analytics. I’ve admired your business from afar — you have…
Lukas Kaiser·Jun 1, 2017Marketing Is The Bag, Your Product Is The GarbageYour product is the garbage, the marketing is the garbage bag. This is a perfect metaphor that you should use in your business career.
