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Greg Noland (MrBumGun)

Greg Noland (MrBumGun)

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Jul 12, 2025

The Night I Discovered I’d Been Dirty My Whole Life

What 13 bathroom trips taught me about real cleanliness

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Greg Noland (MrBumGun)

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Oct 6, 2024

Why Women Deserve A Better Hygiene Solution

We invest billions in beauty and health — why do we settle for toilet paper that doesn’t clean properly?

The best selling Titan bidet sprayer by The Bum Gun

Greg Noland (MrBumGun)

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Aug 29, 2024

10 Reasons Why The Bum Gun is Far Superior to Toilet Paper

Let’s talk about something we all do but rarely discuss — keeping our bums clean.

The Bum Gun bidet sprayer line up — far superior to nasty toilet paper

Greg Noland (MrBumGun)

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Sep 23, 2023

But it’s so small she said with a wry smile…

I wasn’t sure why she thought it was going to be bigger.

But it’s so small she said with a wry smile…

Greg Noland (MrBumGun)

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Apr 19, 2020

Covid-19 and the Biggest Douchebag

The latest nominations are in…

Covid-19 and the Biggest Douchebag

Greg Noland (MrBumGun)

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Mar 28, 2020

Coronavirus Forces The West To Fight Over Toilet Paper

And how you can free your family from toilet paper madness…

Coronavirus Forces The West To Fight Over Toilet Paper

Greg Noland (MrBumGun)

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Mar 14, 2020

The Bum Gun Is The Answer to The Toilet Paper Wars

Why is the west so slow on cleaning properly after a no.2?

The Bum Gun Is The Answer to The Toilet Paper Wars

Greg Noland (MrBumGun)

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Mar 5, 2020

Save Yourself From Toilet Paper Madness

If you’re still using toilet paper, this could be the most important thing you’ve read this decade.

Save Yourself From Toilet Paper Madness

Greg Noland (MrBumGun)

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Dec 18, 2019

Helping Teens With Hygiene

Society sometimes gives teens a tough time when it comes to their personal hygiene. Some adults just accuse them of being lazy. And…

Helping Teens With Hygiene

Greg Noland (MrBumGun)

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Aug 17, 2019

I Was Wrong — The Bum Gun Truly Does Beat Toilet Paper, Here’s My Story

What gives you the greatest day possible?

Everyone deserves the benefits of The Bum Gun bidet sprayer, not just VIP’s

Greg Noland (MrBumGun)

Greg Noland (MrBumGun)

@thebumgun. Stoked to help you richly improve the quality of your life. There is a life beyond abrasive toilet paper. You're gonna love it!! www.thebumgun.com

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