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Whitney Meers

Whitney Meers

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Jul 21, 2019

A Comprehensive List Of Things People Are Forbidden To Joke About, As Dictated By Me, The Comedy…

[SATIRE] As the self-appointed Comedy Police, I hereby bestow onto you the definitive list of topics you must never, ever joke about.

A Comprehensive List Of Things People Are Forbidden To Joke About, As Dictated By Me, The Comedy…

Whitney Meers

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Dec 12, 2018

I’m Sorry. But I’m Also Sorry For Being Sorry.

Maybe there’s just no winning.

I’m Sorry. But I’m Also Sorry For Being Sorry.

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HackerNoon.com

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Whitney Meers

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Sep 12, 2018

Every Web Development Project Timeline Ever

Your family misses you.

Every Web Development Project Timeline Ever

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Whitney Meers

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Mar 7, 2018

An Honest Ad Agency Project Proposal

Now may be a good time to let you know that we have no idea what “strategy” means.

An Honest Ad Agency Project Proposal

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HackerNoon.com

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Whitney Meers

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Dec 18, 2017

10 Ways To Make Your Innovative, Game-Changing, Synergistic Website Stand Out In 2018

Everyone knows clean and simple doesn’t win you a Clio Award.

10 Ways To Make Your Innovative, Game-Changing, Synergistic Website Stand Out In 2018

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Whitney Meers

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Nov 30, 2017

I Don’t Care About Net Neutrality Because I’m Fine Letting Greedy Telecom Companies Decide How I…

And also, I don’t care about our country’s future.

I Don’t Care About Net Neutrality Because I’m Fine Letting Greedy Telecom Companies Decide How I…

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FounderTherapy

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Whitney Meers

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Oct 2, 2017

No Apologies: On Going All In As A Female Founder With Leadership Coach Laura Westman

As part of our mission to support founder development throughout every stage of the startup journey, FounderTherapy recognizes that women…

No Apologies: On Going All In As A Female Founder With Leadership Coach Laura Westman

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HackerNoon.com

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Whitney Meers

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Oct 2, 2017

I Burned Through So Much Investor Cash The Fire Department Showed Up

My company exploded so quickly my employees’ lives were in danger.

I Burned Through So Much Investor Cash The Fire Department Showed Up

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HackerNoon.com

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Whitney Meers

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Sep 14, 2017

I Got So Many Push Notifications They Pushed Me Over A Cliff And I Died

I have never cared, nor will I ever care, that someone has a work anniversary.

I Got So Many Push Notifications They Pushed Me Over A Cliff And I Died

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HackerNoon.com

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Whitney Meers

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Sep 14, 2017

This New Startup Aims To Make Out-of-Touch Startup Bros Obsolete

Called Jackass, this startup forces startup bros to take responsibility for their actions and pay consequences for bad behavior. It…

This New Startup Aims To Make Out-of-Touch Startup Bros Obsolete

Whitney Meers

Whitney Meers

Founder @ Platformer Marketing. Video games. Startups. Comedy. Whatever else I think is cool right now. @hackernoon former @huffpost @truTV

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