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The Belladonna Comedy

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Yuqi

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Feb 18, 2025

Hey It’s Me Syphilis and I’m Back on Tour

Touring everywhere except your doctor’s radar.

A lineup of five produce items arranged from smallest to largest (pepper, chili, eggplant, banana, cucumber), each in a condom. The items are evenly spaced and photographed from above.

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The Belladonna Comedy

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Yuqi

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Jan 27, 2025

Sorry I Had to Ghost You, I’m Mining FartCoin

You see, FartCoin requires my complete focus and frankly, a fiancée would be a legal liability.

Sorry I Had to Ghost You, I’m Mining FartCoin

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Greener Pastures Magazine

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Yuqi

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Sep 17, 2024

Shakespeare Characters Post on Facebook Marketplace

Desperately seeking industrial-strength spot remover.

Shakespeare Characters Post on Facebook Marketplace

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Yuqi

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Mar 30, 2022

Madame Bovary’s Money Diary: A Week in France on 8000 Francs in Debt

I’m not a cheater. I just have a lover.

Madame Bovary’s Money Diary: A Week in France on 8000 Francs in Debt

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Slackjaw

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Yuqi

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Jul 15, 2021

Satan’s Glassdoor Review Of Heaven

Careful! Management is on a complete power trip.

Satan’s Glassdoor Review Of Heaven

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Slackjaw

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Yuqi

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Oct 27, 2020

Real Ghosts Don’t Ghost

Real ghosts don’t go around cutting contact without explanation. We obsessively try to make contact.

Real Ghosts Don’t Ghost

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The Belladonna Comedy

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Yuqi

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Sep 28, 2020

Please Send Me the Latest on the Earth Takeover Proposal

Following up on demo for Earth acquisition.

Please Send Me the Latest on the Earth Takeover Proposal

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30 Days of Change

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Yuqi

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May 5, 2014

Day 3: Give yourself a space to explore all your ideas

Every idea is worth exploring

Day 3: Give yourself a space to explore all your ideas

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30 Days of Change

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Yuqi

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May 3, 2014

Day 2: Make A List Of Everything You Want To Get Done

Then sort and cut down your lists to the bare essentials

Day 2: Make A List Of Everything You Want To Get Done

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30 Days of Change

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Yuqi

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May 2, 2014

Day 1: Start With The End In Mind

Productivity hacks are only meaningful if they’re getting you closer to your end goal

Day 1: Start With The End In Mind

Yuqi

Yuqi

Yuqi Hou is a product manager and writer based in Maryland. Her writing has appeared in places like Points in Case, The Belladonna, and Slackjaw.

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