This is my favourite sign, I’ve seen it in person at the north end of Vancouver Island. Up there you really do need to be prepared.

How exactly does one prepare for a tree flattening their car?
Well, my friend who had a tree fall towards her car in a wind storm said “gun it and hope for the best”. It missed her by 6”.
Get out of the car before it does.
I take it those coconut trees are ill tempered much like the apple trees in The Wizard of Oz?

I forgot about these guys! They honestly look really well made.
That bottom middle one is nightmare fuel.
The one that gets me is the one in the center. It seems like I’m in a containment island for some kind of SCP
we gotta add a third dimension to this graph-
Why stop at three?
Perhaps it’s better to do one at a time
Based on the trajectories in ominous/vivid, those coconuts aren’t just falling, they’ve been hurled.
Like a tropical version of the apple trees from Wizard of Oz.

Get your mind out of the…aaah too late. ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ







